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Hello Everyone

As some of you may know by now i will be taking over the Day to Day happenings here at HFC. My first line of Business is to Address the 170 and 185 Title scene. The plan is to hold a 4 fighter eliminator for both belts. I will be reaching out to the managers that will be in over the next week or so. Once everyone is confirmed I will post the participants here in the forums.

for now here is some new HFC posters. 

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                Heavyweight(265)

Champion: Leif.jpg Leif Leifsson(14-3-) Current HFC HW champion 

             #1: Lindholm.jpg Olli Lindholm(11-3-0) Current HFC SHW Champion

             #2: Wanker.jpg Massive Wanker(18-1-0) Former SHW Champion

             #3:  Mendoza_1.jpg Jason Mendoza(14-4-0) Combined record of 11-4 at HFC

             #4: Krutel_1.jpg Joe Krutel(8-1-0) Former BBFC HW Champion

             #5: Bigg_1.jpg Crusty Bigg(13-4-0) BBFC HW Title Challenger

             #6:  Baraka_1.jpg Juju Baraka(8-4-0) Combined 8-3 record at HFC

             #7: Nascemento.jpg Yago Nascimento(9-3-0) 3-0 in the HFC HW division

             #8: Washington_1.jpg Imperial Washington(8-3-1) BBFC HW Title Challenger

            #9: Chunks.jpg Bobby Chunks(9-5-0) GDL and SAFO Title challenger

          #10: Gardner_1.jpg Anton Gardner(10-8-0) Former Checkmate HW Champion

 

                    Light Heavyweight(205)

Champion: Ko_1.jpg Ko Van Den Born(12-3-0) Current HFC LHW Champion

             #1: Ralph.jpg Ralph McGuire(15-4-0) Former two time HFC LHW Champion

             #2: Maxim.jpg Maxim Jahouli(13-5-0) Former HFC LHW Champion

             #3: Mataitai_1.jpg Willy Mataitai(10-2-0) Former BBFC LHW Champion

             #4: Higgins_1.jpg Lou Higgins(8-3-0) Former BBFC MW Title Challenger

             #5:  Krylov_1.jpgBoris Krylov(15-7-0) Former two time HFC HW Champion

             #6: Xmus.jpgXmus Jaxon Flaxon Waxon(14-8-0) Combined HFC record of 7-4

             #7: Phoenix_1.jpg Blake Phoenix(10-3-0) Former Checkmate LHW Champion

             #8:  Randleman.jpg Randy Randleman(12-5-0) Former BBFC LHW Champion

             #9: Rogers.jpg Jolly Roger(11-9-0) Former BBFC LHW Title Challenger

            #10: King_1.jpg David King(11-8-0) Former BBFC LHW Champion

   

MIddleweight Next

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Joao Andrade 

Awesome fun against Bizi, we both came to fight! Glad to get another win under my belt against such tough competition. 

Andrade getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Andrade takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bizihwaeile throws a jab when Andrade was well out of range.
Andrade throws the kick towards the body but Bizihwaeile avoids it.
Andrade with a jab.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Joao Andrade.
Well Andrade has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight 28:29
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 28:29
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Joao Andrade!

Joao Andrade decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.

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             Middleweight(185)

Champion: Vacant

              #1: Tonissaar_1.jpg Baruto Tonissaar(14-5-0) Former HFC MW Champion

              #2: Todd_1.jpg Winston Todd(14-3-1) Former BBFC MW Champion

              #3: BWGA_1.jpg Censored(10-4-0) Former two time HFC MW champion

              #4: Nickel_1.jpg Chip Nickel(14-7-0) Former two time HFC MW Champion

              #5: Kikuta_1.jpg Kotaro Kikuta(9-5-0) Former Checkmate MW Title Challenger

              #6: Andrade_1.jpg Joao Andrade(14-7-1) Former Madness LHW Champion

              #7: Kirk_1.jpg James Kirk(9-1-1) Combined record or 8-1-1 at BBFC& HFC

              #8: Jalbert_1.jpg Jean Luc Jalbert(10-3-0) Former two time BBFC MW Title Challenger

              #9: Chontementi.jpg Bhishma Chontamenti(10-6-0) Former Checkmate MW Champion

             #10: Olsen_1.jpg Harry Olsen(13-8-0) Former Smash MW Title Challenger

             #10: McGregor.jpg Conor McGregor(12-5-0) Former Checkmate & Conquest MW Title Challenger

 

              Welterweight(170)

Champion: Vacant

             #1: Izmaylov_1.jpg Potemkin Izmaylov(13-2-1) Former BBFC WW Champion

             #2: Unknown.jpg Manco Unknown(14-4-1) Former Checkmate & Conquest MW Champion

             #3: Cresselbecker.jpg Joad Cressbeckler(13-3-0) Former Checkmate & Conquest WW Champion

             #4: Petrov.jpg Vasil Petrov(13-4-1) Former Madness WW Champion

             #5: Woods_1.jpg Shaquan Woods(12-6-0) Former WCKD MW Champion

             #6:Kung.jpg Manolito Tai Kung(16-5-0) Former HFC WW Champion

             #7: Hearn_1.jpg  Thomas Hearn(9-5-0) Former Striking Masters WW Champion(KT)

             #8: Ward_1.jpg Maxim Ward(7-3-0) Combined 6-3 record at BBFC & HFC

             #9: Chacing_1.jpg Chace Chacing(12-6-1) Former BBFC & F&B WW Title Challenger

           #10: Hanayama.jpg Kaoru Hanayama(9-10-0) Combined Record of 4-4 at HFC

           #10: Valentine_1.jpg Luke Valentine(8-5-0) Combined 6-4 record at HFC

 

Next up Lightweight-Bantamweight

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               Lightweight(155)

Champion: Patriot.jpg Gorgon Patriot(15-5-0) Current HFC Champion

             #1: Pisswater.jpg Nati Pisswater(11-5-0) Former HFC FW Title Challenger

            #2: Ford_1.jpg Ed Ford(12-5-0) Former HFC LW Champion

            #3: Stardust_1.jpg Ziggy Stardust(11-1-0) Former BBFC LW Champion

            #4: Bob.jpg Scooter Bob(12-6-0) Former BBFC LW & WW Title Challenger

            #5: Vaidouklis.jpg Juodasis Vaiduoklis(10-5-0) Combined HFC record 7-4

            #6: Miller_1.jpg Josephus Miller(9-3-0) Former HFC LW Title Challenger

            #7: Correia_.jpg Paulo Correia(11-4-0) Former Checkmate LW Title Challenger

            #8: Minister.jpg Death Minister(12-7-0) Former BBFC LW Champion

            #9: Seran.jpg Olyn Seran(12-8-1) Former Madness LW Champion

           #10: Merel_1.jpg Anthony Merel(8-4-0) Former BBFC FW Title Challenger

 

                 Featherweight(145)

Champion: Sosa_1.jpg Marcello Sosa(17-2-1) Current HFC FW Champion

             #1: Bulb_1.jpg Adim Bulb(11-4-0) Former HFC FW Champion

             #2: Veidt_1.jpg Andy Veidt(10-3-0) Former Sucker Punch FW Title Challenger

             #3: Dinglestomper_2.jpg Saggy Dinglestomper(8-4-0) Combined HFC record of 5-2

             #4: Soldic_4.jpg Roberto Soldic(11-6-0) Former HFC FW Title Challenger

             #5: Demenkos.jpg Rukter Demenok(8-3-0) Combined HFC record of 6-2

             #6: Glanton.jpg Luke Glanton(15-5-0) Former Two Time HFC WW Champion

             #7: Dias.jpg Jewel Diaz(13-6-1) Former Smash & F&B LW Champion

             #8: Wright.jpg Cleon Wright(10-3-0) Former 3 time GDL FW Champion

             #9: Dos_ANjos.jpg Ademaro Dos Anjos(15-6-0) Former HFC MW Champion

           #10: Hemp.jpg Nou Hematopoye(9-4-0) Combined BBFC & HFC Record of 3-2

 

               Bantamweight(135)

Champion: Sitsongrit_1.jpg Petchuanglek Sitsongrit(9-2-0) Current HFC BW Champion

             #1: Branko_2.jpg Davdio Branko(11-5-0) Former RRFC BW Title Challenger

             #2: Kock_2.jpg Batang Kock(12-6-0) Former GDL FW Champion

             #3: Case_2.jpg Justin Case(9-4-0) Former BBFC BW Title Challenger

             #4: Dilibrandt.jpg David Dilbrandt(10-4-1) Former HFC BW Title Challenger

             #5: Homo_2.jpg Ecce Homo(4-3-2) Former BBFC BW Champion

             #6: Rahl.jpg Darken Rahl(11-6-1) Former two time BBFC FW Champion

             #7: Manson_1.jpgCharles Manson(11-8-0) Combined record of 2-3 at BBFC & HFC

             #8: Beach.jpg Anderson Beach Boy(9-10-0) Combined record of 2-3 at BBFC

             #9: Csemy_1.jpg Marton Csemy(5-4-0) Former BBFC BW Title Challenger

           #10: Rambo_1.jpg John Rambo(7-9-0) Combined record of 7-9 at BBFC & HFC

 

          

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                                           cooltext388333705322271.gif?width=440&heJun 28 - Jul 4

 

Another Hardcore Weekend is in the books, as the HFC held back to Back events at Madison Garden Arena. Today I will be going over 5 big Takeaways from the Weekends happenings, and look at what the future may hold for some of the HFC's top talent.

 

1. Ziggy Emerges! After dropping his HFC debut fight to now #1 Lightweight Contender Nati Pisswater, Ziggy Stardust rebounds nicely. The former BBFC Lightweight champ is now 11-1 as a pro. and has earned himself back to back Performance Bonuses in his first two HFC bouts. After earning "FOTN" in his loosing effort to Pisswater he recently snagged a "KOTN" perfomance in the Main Event of HFC 82 against Rebel Smith.

What is next for Ziggy?

Nothing is confirmed yet but we fully expect a top contender at LW to step in to face Stardust next. HFC Mainstay Juodasis Vaiduoklis who was also victories this weekend comes to mind and could be the fight to make.

2. "Captain' Kirk claims his spot in a Title Eliminator! All of James Kirk 's hard work seems to finally be paying off as he finds himself in the running for the HFC Middleweight Title. Kirk is a very entertainer fighter who has won 7 Performance Bonuses, most recently his fight this weekend against Kotato Kikuta, whom he disposed of in Round two via TKO(Strikes), earning his 7th "Fight of the Night" Performance bonus.

What is next for James?

He now is on the verge of his ultimate goal of earning a title fight. Kirk will meet former BBFC MW champ Winston Todd on 7/31. The winner will then meet the Winner of the other Title Eliminator for the HFC Middleweight Title.

3. Baruto sweeps Chip Nickel 3-0! Baruto Tonissaar has yet again beaten the very tough Chip Nickel in another "FOTN" performance. This was also a key fight for both, as a potential spot in the Title Eliminator was at stake for both of these former Champions. Tonissaar has now won 5 of his last 6 fights and should be the front runner for the vacant HFC Middleweight title.

What's next for Baruto?

As stated he will be in the 2nd Title Eliminator, his opponent is not yet confirmed, but it will indeed be the winner of "The Artist formally known as" Dre Battle and Conor McGregor. These two will square off this weekend at HFC 84.

4. Crusty makes a BIGG statement! Making his HFC debut Crusty Bigg has now added himself to the Top of the HFC Heavyweight rankings with his win over Chief Red Eagle. The Decorated former heavyweight Champion Red Eagle had no Answer for Crusty's explosiveness and was ultimately knocked unconscious at the 3:49 mark of round 1 by a Axe Kick. The Former BBFC and Checkmate HW Title Challeger in Bigg, now has eyes on a shot at HFC Gold.

What is next for Crusty?

Though the fight is not finalized yet, it is expected to see Crusty face off with another top ranked HFC HW in the likes of Joe Krutel. This would be a rematch as they have previously fought for the BBFC HW belt.

5. Maxim gets his Revenge! Maxim Jahouli has lost to former HFC LHW Champion Ralph McGuire on two occasions both ending in Knock Out, at that. So when Maxim was offered a third fight with Ralph, he had to know this was by far the most crucial fight of his career. With the Odds stacked against him Jahouli avenged his previous losses with McGuire, and earned himself a spot atop the Light Heavy rankings. I think its obvious that the fans would love to see another fight between Maxim and Ralph, but for now Jahouli has bigger plans.

What is next for Maxim?

The fight with Ralph was no doubt a #1 contender fight and after his performance he will face the champ Ko Van Den Born on 7/24. This fight is gonna be fuckin HUUUUGGGGGEEEEEE.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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On 7/4/2021 at 1:15 PM, The1rstSaint said:

 

                Featherweight(145)

Champion: Sosa_1.jpg Marcello Sosa(17-2-1) Current HFC FW Champion

             #1: Bulb_1.jpg Adim Bulb(11-4-0) Former HFC FW Champion

             #4: Soldic_4.jpg Roberto Soldic(11-6-0) Former HFC FW Title Challenger

             #9: Dos_ANjos.jpg Ademaro Dos Anjos(15-6-0) Former HFC MW Champion

             #4: Dilibrandt.jpg David Dilbrandt(10-4-1) Former HFC BW Title Challenger     

Sosa sees a lot of cowards in the 155 division. He'd smack Patriot around and noticed Nati PissInBoots (who appears to be named after a shitty brew and not related to Bubba KillsInWater) fled to get away from the Colombian destroyer.

 

Remember when that dude David thought he could take on the Goliath known as Marcello Sosa? Sosa wasn't lying when he said he couldn't handle his left overs.

 

ADA at FW? If true, Sosa doesn't appreciate the chunner's sights on his title and will carve that Brazilian up worse than Damn Barney's Wife Got Aids did.

 

Soldic changes faces more than Bruce Jenner and the Kardashians. Sosa can say what he wants about Roberto. Beat a man once, you had a better night. Beat a man twice, you're the better fighter. Beat a man three times, and you're his daddy.

 

Sosa vs Bulb trilogy for all the marbles. Good luck, but Sosa has been working his ground game with the legendary Brazilian red belt known as Pluto Palhares. Sosa might even pull off a whizzer or a twister, a triple decker pecker wrecker, or a Colombian clam stamp.

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35 minutes ago, 10thPlanetKT said:

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You can't knee spam a knee spammer caralho! The belt will be brought back to the favelas soon. 

Unless you start having your elders set your sliders, the odds of you sniffing Sosa's jock strap are about as likely as China acknowledging Taiwan as a country.

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Wanker throws a sloppy body shot
and Leifsson scores with a counter punch that sends Wanker to the canvas! Leifsson smells blood - he's punishing Wanker with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Wanker has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Leif Leifsson!
Leif Leifsson retains his heavyweight title!
Leif Leifsson bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.

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                                                cooltext388333705322271.gif?width=360&heJul 5th-Jul 11th

 

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Hello everyone Butch Harris back for another installment of the HFC Weekend Review.  What a Week it was. One of HFC's best events of the Year, as the Once Unstoppable force known as Massive Wanker locked horns with the HFC Heavyweight champion Leif Leifsson in a Godzila vs King Kong Matchup, in the evenings Main Event. 10 big fights in all, so lets look at the 5 big takeaways from this weekends fights shall we!

1. McGregor upsets the former two time HFC Middleweight champ! This card was stacked to say the least as former MW champion Censored looked to get back on track against HFC Newcomer Conor McGregor . Both of these gentleman put everything on the table and it turned out to be an awesome fight. The Judges had a tough one in this one, as it went to a split decision verdict in favor of the Newcomer McGregor. Big win and welcome to the HFC!

What is next for Conor?

It was already decided that the winner of this bout would get the remaining spot in the upcoming Middleweight 4 fighter title eliminator. With that Said it has been booked and McGregor will meet another dangerous former champion in Baruto Tonissaar for a chance to fight for the title next.

2. Former BBFC Light Heavyweight champ Mataitai is one step closer to HFC Gold! Another Nail biter of a decision as Willy Mataitai defeated Randy Randleman by way of Majority Decision. Willy looked great the first two rounds of the fight but it was still up for grabs as they head to the final round. Randleman took advantage in the clinch in round three winning the final frame. Willy though seemed to do enough work in the first two rounds, as two of three judges scored the fight 28-30. Close fight but Matatitai earns the hard fought victory in his HFC debut.

What is next for Willy?

This fight very well may have been enough to Earn Willy a title fight, as he beat a very game and well trained fighter in Randleman. For now Mr. Mataitai, get some rest and enjoy the win.

3. Two fresh faces in the hunt for the Vacant Welterweight Strap! With the current Welterweight title being vacant HFC brought two new contender's to the lime light at HFC 84. First Manco Unknown a former Checkmate Middleweight champion, has recently moved down to WW and has looked stellar in the process winning two straight via Triangle choke. Most recently this weekend he forced Chace Chacing to tape, with just 4 seconds remaining in round two of there matchup. Next was former Checkmate & BBFC Welterweight champion Potemkin Izmaylov whom has moved to 2-0 in the HFC welterweight Division. Izmaylov met Joad Cressbeckler in the HFC 84 Co-Main Event and after dropping the first round he edged out his foe by a Unanimous Decision verdict.

So what is next for these two?

Why a face off in the Welterweight Title Eliminator of course. This fight is in the early stages of negotiations, but should be finalized very soon if both sides can come to a Agreement.

4. Scooter Bob scoots his way to another impressive victory! Scooter Bob rallied of another first round finish at HFC 84, improving his pro record to 13-6 and 2-0 here at Hardcore. He faced the Hell Sent warrior Death Minister this weekend, and used his precision to pick Minister apart. After rocking him early "The Cooter" put the Nail in the Coffin at 2:47 of the first round with a Barrage of punches.

What is Next for Scooter?

With this win Scooter should rocket himself to a nice spot in the next rankings update. Though nothing is set yet expect something big for Bob next, as he is hitting his stride now in the sport.

5. Leif Counters his way to another Win in his second Title defense! Lets start first with Massive Wanker here, give credit where credit is due, he has done some huge things in the sport. At one time the 18-0 Super Heavyweight looked Unstoppable here at HFC, and at Madness MMA collectively. With 12 of those 18 wins being title fights. The emergence of Leif Leifsson and Olli Lindoholm, and the New Management move has proved to be the end of a dominant run though. With that said HFC embarks on a new era as Leif Leifsson takes the crown and has looked quit impressive thus far. This win over wanker was Leifsson's second title defense since dethroning then champion Boris Krylov back in May. Leif is a pure striker with elite boxing skills and now has 14 KO's to his credit. The Heavyweight champ is looking to put his name up there with Massive Wanker and continue his dominance.

What is next for Leif?

Leif has a little time to enjoy his recent victory while a new challenger is sorted out. One key fight coming up will be Crusty Bigg vs Joe Krutel who faceoff at HFC 90.

In closing lets give Massive Wanker another shout out as he has earned it. Hardcore FC hopes to see you back on track soon big guy, take some time off and figure out what you need to do to get back in the title picture!

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3 hours ago, The1rstSaint said:

                                                cooltext388333705322271.gif?width=360&heJul 5th-Jul 11th                                                            1625244536HFC%2084.gif

5. Leif Counters his way to another Win in his second Title defense! Lets start first with Massive Wanker here, give credit where credit is due, he has done some huge things in the sport. At one time the 18-0 Super Heavyweight looked Unstoppable here at HFC, and at Madness MMA collectively. With 12 of those 18 wins being title fights. The emergence of Leif Leifsson and Olli Lindoholm, and the New Management move has proved to be the end of a dominant run though. With that said HFC embarks on a new era as Leif Leifsson takes the crown and has looked quit impressive thus far. This win over wanker was Leifsson's second title defense since dethroning then champion Boris Krylov back in May. Leif is a pure striker with elite boxing skills and now has 14 KO's to his credit. The Heavyweight champ is looking to put his name up there with Massive Wanker and continue his dominance.

What is next for Leif?

Leif has a little time to enjoy his recent victory while a new challenger is sorted out. One key fight coming up will be Crusty Bigg vs Joe Krutel who faceoff at HFC 90.

In closing lets give Massive Wanker another shout out as he has earned it. Hardcore FC hopes to see you back on track soon big guy, take some time off and figure out what you need to do to get back in the title picture!

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In all fairness, Olli told me how he beat Wanker and kept boosting about his win during sparring, so much that I had to come up with something special. 

So you all can thank Olli for firing my fuel and it leading to a big KO win, another massive statement by my team. We do not mess around. 

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7 hours ago, Rambo said:

Wanker is a bum. David will turn it around regardless of the bum fighter he is dealing with. Learning how to handle Massive Wanker takes time and dedication.

 

Kilo laughs at your team.

You couldn't even beat that 'bum'. 

https://www.mmatycoon.com/fightcommentary.php?FTID=1031318

"Learning how to handle Massive Wanker takes time and dedication." 

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50 minutes ago, bjornmma1 said:

You couldn't even beat that 'bum'. 

https://www.mmatycoon.com/fightcommentary.php?FTID=1031318

"Learning how to handle Massive Wanker takes time and dedication." 

A bum with pillows for hands, weakened with the AIDS disease he inherited from banging some Brazilian hooker who happened to be married to a pediatrician.

 

I've managed many bums who lost to other bums. Damn Barney's Wife Got Aids is just one of the many of them that couldn't cut it on the KO King's roster. 

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3 minutes ago, Rambo said:

A bum with pillows for hands, weakened with the AIDS disease he inherited from banging some Brazilian hooker who happened to be married to a pediatrician.

 

I've managed many bums who lost to other bums. Damn Barney's Wife Got Aids is just one of the many of them that couldn't cut it on the KO King's roster. 

 

You couldn't beat Wanker and when someone else does it twice (and in dominant fashion), Wanker all of a sudden is a pillow fisted bum. 

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2 minutes ago, bjornmma1 said:

 

You couldn't beat Wanker and when someone else does it twice (and in dominant fashion), Wanker all of a sudden is a pillow fisted bum. 

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I could smash Wanker with multiple fighters on my roster, Damn Barney's Wife Got Aids wasn't one of them.

 

In fact I could smash and dismantle your entire roster with relative ease. Much like I smashed Paddy McTapToStrikes ?

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Just now, Rambo said:

I could smash Wanker with multiple fighters on my roster, Damn Barney's Wife Got Aids wasn't one of THEM.

 

In fact I could smash and dismantle your entire roster with relative ease. Much like I smashed Paddy McTapToStrikes ?

You couldn't even smash Wanker if you bribed him, lol. 

You didn't fight Paddy, at least not with this account...

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8 minutes ago, bjornmma1 said:

You couldn't even smash Wanker if you bribed him, lol. 

You didn't fight Paddy, at least not with this account...

Of Five feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Mcgillicuttys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Mcgillicutty is rocked!
Of Five fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Mcgillicutty to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Mcgillicutty looks to clinch but Of Five throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Mcgillicutty taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:43 of round 5, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Three Of Five!
Three Of Five is the new lightweight champion!
Three Of Five took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Conviction for their support in the buildup to the fight.

Pay attention to the details. I taught him that spinny shit like Steven Segal taught Anderson to front kick.

Call me Sensei Karter. You'll always be my favorite Belgium Blumpkin ❤

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1 hour ago, Rambo said:

Of Five feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Mcgillicuttys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Mcgillicutty is rocked!
Of Five fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Mcgillicutty to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Mcgillicutty looks to clinch but Of Five throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Mcgillicutty taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:43 of round 5, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Three Of Five!
Three Of Five is the new lightweight champion!
Three Of Five took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Conviction for their support in the buildup to the fight.

Pay attention to the details. I taught him that spinny shit like Steven Segal taught Anderson to front kick.

Call me Sensei Karter. You'll always be my favorite Belgium Blumpkin ❤

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