Monsieur.Camara Posted March 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 Crazy how many managers dodge me like the plague. Our latest from that Meeting of the Bosses (this would be me) thread: http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/manager_avatars/1449162191index.jpg http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/1569090637shutterstock_491956309-800x600.jpg http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15209925112561.jpg vs http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14878708006102.jpg At least this fighter used to put up a (bad) fight when Burns unsuccesfully managed him: http://www.mmatycoon.com/fightcommentary.php?FTID=973966 oh well ... back to trainingz http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/manager_avatars/1449162191index.jpg http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/1569090637shutterstock_491956309-800x600.jpg 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 Crazy how many managers dodge me like the plague. Our latest from that Meeting of the Bosses (this would be me) thread: http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/manager_avatars/1449162191index.jpg http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/1569090637shutterstock_491956309-800x600.jpg http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15209925112561.jpg vs http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14878708006102.jpg At least this fighter used to put up a (bad) fight when Burns unsuccesfully managed him: http://www.mmatycoon.com/fightcommentary.php?FTID=973966 oh well ... back to trainingz http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/manager_avatars/1449162191index.jpg http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/1569090637shutterstock_491956309-800x600.jpg Ur right one thing. Camara living in his momma basement really is rent free. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stpierrecanada Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 Crazy how many managers dodge me like the plague. Our latest from that Meeting of the Bosses (this would be me) thread: http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/manager_avatars/1449162191index.jpg http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/1569090637shutterstock_491956309-800x600.jpg http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15209925112561.jpg vs http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14878708006102.jpg At least this fighter used to put up a (bad) fight when Burns unsuccesfully managed him: http://www.mmatycoon.com/fightcommentary.php?FTID=973966 oh well ... back to trainingz http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/manager_avatars/1449162191index.jpg http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/1569090637shutterstock_491956309-800x600.jpg Mhmmm, ask Great Tiger about Gusmao tapping numerous times to him. I already took Gus out, move on, youre not on my level. Diego isnt my fighter anymore, so stop mentioning my name to get attention, I already bested you. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy808 Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 Crazy how many managers dodge me like the plague. Our latest from that Meeting of the Bosses (this would be me) thread: http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/manager_avatars/1449162191index.jpg http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/1569090637shutterstock_491956309-800x600.jpg http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15209925112561.jpg vs http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14878708006102.jpg At least this fighter used to put up a (bad) fight when Burns unsuccesfully managed him: http://www.mmatycoon.com/fightcommentary.php?FTID=973966 oh well ... back to trainingz http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/manager_avatars/1449162191index.jpg http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/1569090637shutterstock_491956309-800x600.jpg Maybe if you would have actually messaged me about the offer instead of thinking I cling to the forums like you do. I didnt see a random post about being called out, maybe if you had common sense you'd actually message me. The fight I took is the one I was offered, no one messaged me about any other fight. Its painful how ignorant and dumb you are 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 Maybe if you would have actually messaged me about the offer instead of thinking I cling to the forums like you do. I didnt see a random post about being called out, maybe if you had common sense you'd actually message me. The fight I took is the one I was offered, no one messaged me about any other fight. Its painful how ignorant and dumb you are Its a fat fuck cbomb living in his momma basement, pretending to be a rich important fat titti mother fucker. What you expect? 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjsquirrel Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 Maybe if you would have actually messaged me about the offer instead of thinking I cling to the forums like you do. I didnt see a random post about being called out, maybe if you had common sense you'd actually message me. The fight I took is the one I was offered, no one messaged me about any other fight. Its painful how ignorant and dumb you are Sounds like the Camara style of doing things. I wasn't really paying attention to all his crap until I found one day he had been going around calling me a fight dodger, but not on the forums in my case, only in places I never visit like Buzz. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted March 21, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 DAYS 5-6 OF THE ZOMBIE LOLPOCALYPSE Day 4 Missions Recap: 1- Stock up on ganja - Achieved ! Hawaii Heartbreak , hmm hmm yummiest Indica ever. We stocked up for the week. 2- Deep stretches - Achieved (SH) 3- Cardio Training - Achieved (SH) 4- Cook delicious meal - Failed (Ended up going out and getting Oriental Fried Rice) Weekend (Days 5-6) Missions: 1- Smoke copious amounts of ganja 2- Eat well , cheat day was Friday 3- Exercise Sunday 4- Sleep well (min 7.5 hours per day) 5- Identify more stocks 6- Not go out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy808 Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 You forgot step 7, dodge the false accusations that I called you out on. typical bitch shit, dont bring my name out in these forums saying false shit unless youre going to actually grab a pair of balls and message me man to man if you want a fight. youre a clown and a waste of pixels on this game and forum lolumad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted March 21, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 so you accept that fight next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy808 Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 If you start a new thread telling the tycoon community what a lying bitching you are, i'll take it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted March 21, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 If you say start a new thread telling the tycoon community what a lying bitching you are, i'll take it And there you have it folks.... THE DODGE Fack off the thread now, please comeback when you change you grow a pair of huevos. HAHAHA 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy808 Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 If you had half a brain, which you have proven time and time again you dont, you wouldve messaged me instead of thinking everyone checks every single thread on the forums to see a random call out from a little bitch of a manager like yourself. If you had done that, we would already have it scheduled, but youre trying to be slimy about it so I offered you to make up for your constant mistakes by admitting to being a bitch and then we could schedule it after my fight so you can keep training and not fighting as per usual. Since you cant do that, fuck off and keep dodging. Btw, really ballsy call out on a FA pick up I got 2 months ago, you really know how to pick em. Yikes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted March 21, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15685172046093.gif vs http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/1542546360The_Stepdads.png http://www.mmatycoon.com/fightcommentary.php?FTID=999975 Our beloved POTUS put an absolute clinic at JAG- Pandemic event this afternoon. Our preferred victims The Stepdads once again and bitch boi extraordinaire TJ Bitchell were easily dominated in the POTUS last fight of his JAG contract. Tycoon Times met up with the POTUS from Camp Camara for an exclusive post-fight interview: Times: President Elect how do you feel after your last fight in your JAG contract? Trump: I feel great. Today was a victory against shamed moderator Mitchell, dirty alliance Stepdads and COVID-69 at JAG- Pandemic event ! Times: What made you and JAG name this event Pandemic president Trump? Trump: We beat the Corona outta that chinaman didn`t we??? Times: Beloved POTUS ! Kento Kawamata is Japanese, not chinese ! Trump: Oh boi , are you sure? Times: Confirmed ! You beat up the wrong man POTUS ! Trump: But but .. Nate Baker was Real Spitting ! I thought he did his research, Camara approved, he is bad at Geography too. Times: Nate Baker should chill with the Real Spitting and wear a mask. Trump: Agreed. Camara doesn`t wash his hands by the way. So dirty. Times: It was a great event, even if you dorks beat up the wrong asian. What is next for the POTUS? Trump: We have signed with FARTMMA to help the org grow and will be doing Super Fights and what not My time at JAG was incredible and we are in discussions with Nate to continue working together. I need some rest now, I have to go into self-quarantene for now and Kevin Spacey`s Basement of Doom in New York is so infected it`s crazy. Ibby does not wash his hands it is nasty over there, he has also been hoarding all the TP in New York. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJMitchell Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 Camara while writing ANOTHER essay about the Stepdads 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 Camara while writing ANOTHER essay about the Stepdads Not fat enough to be him 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 Camara is something more like this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted March 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15535592036145.jpg vs http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/1/1w22.jpg http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/1569090637shutterstock_491956309-800x600.jpg Up next http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/company/logo/1567846767IMG_E0257.JPG Fedor " The Last Emperor " Emelianegro on what many experts confirm will be his last fight for Camp Camara. The project from Camp Corleone has fought for Ibrahim Camara all of his career after training under the great Guru Mentor all of his youth. Fedor has come to S.A.F.O. to fight in its open weight division and immediately challenged Crapulent Gloom alliance to a match! Historically Camp Camara has absolutely dominated Crapulent Gloom but this time they actually put forth a manager that knows his shit and will not DODGE like Andy the coward. Camara vs Balls up NEXT ! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy808 Posted March 22, 2020 Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 DODGE like Andy the coward. Yawn, keep your filthy lies to yourself peasant. Everyone already saw how shady and idiotically you tried to call me out, and you called out a FA pickup I got 2 months ago, and it was a fighter you had already beaten before. So you just want to double dip? Thats sad, quality manager of the year material. Next time call out someone in messages so that I can actually see them and i'll take it, otherwise like ive said a dozen times already you illiterate fuck, keep my name out of twitter fingers. You bore me 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted March 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 So my favorite FWB is driving from Ottawa next week. She says she wants to ride out this Zombie Apocalypse with me for a few weeks. She is a really cool chick, maybe a 6/10 face but a smoking 9.5/10 body, small titties and a big round ass for an asian. Her family is very wealthy, she is kinda in her rebellious stage getting stretched by the BBC before settling down with a good asian boy like daddy mandates. I am absolutely loving this isolation so the plan is to say yes and pick some silly fight 3-4 days later. She always comes back anyways and will drop whatever / whoever she is doing when I come calling. A lookalike: 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney Posted March 22, 2020 Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 another google image from the basement fatty 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stpierrecanada Posted March 22, 2020 Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 I think we all can see Camara is like a 15 year old kid, maybe we should let him be LOL I didnt know I was telling a little kid off this whole time lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney Posted March 22, 2020 Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 I think we all can see Camara is like a 15 year old kid, maybe we should let him be LOL I didnt know I was telling a little kid off this whole time lmao Fuck this. I bet this 15 y.o. left tittie weights 15 pounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted March 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 Whatta great article by ShaolinVenom: Xavier: Teke Bamalog and Diego Escobar are the next warriors to throw down in the cage! “The Javan Zombie” is a very solid 16-6-2 overall, and this member of The Stepdads who hails from Cipamingkis, Indonesia, is a very balanced fighter who has shown very good and adaptable skills! Bamalog is with his third management team so we’ll see what he can get done with them in this fight tonight! A 4-fight win streak is the best he’s achieved so far in his career while he’s lost 2-in a row at most. His only opportunity at a championship so far unfortunately fell to the wayside when he lost that fight by unanimous decision to Enitan Arendse at ABW 185 Arendse – Bamalog! Maybe he’ll be able to earn another title shot in the near future, but the focus is on tonight, of course. Bamalog has shown the ability to knock an opponent out but he also has a balance of unanimous decision victories, so as we always emphasize, winning the battle of attrition is a possibility at all times with Bamalog! For Bamalog to win this fight tonight, he’s going to have to keep this fight in the standup because he’s not quite as skilled in BJJ as Escobar is, and I don’t think he wants to take risk of finding out if he has enough capabilities to defend against Escobar’s skills on the ground! If Bamalog can keep his Golden Gloves boxing and world class muay thai skills sharp and land some solid strikes mixed with quick combinations, he’ll be able to slow Escobar down and eventually land that one detonation shot to end this fight by knockout! Styles: The very colorful “Tekashi Snitch9”, who has well-documented run-ins with legal representatives, brings a 29-10 record into this fight! Representing The GBU and hailing from Medellin, Columbia, the controversial figure has had numerous managers throughout his career, and was even managed by the same management team twice! Despite the legal difficulties, Escobar managed to win multiple championships, so he has that experience under his belt along with dangerous striking and ground finishes! He has a very impressive 13-fight win streak during his career and much of that was defending a title, so that’s all the more impressive! His longest losing streak is 3-fights in a row but that only happened once! He’s won by knockout, he’s head kicked people to sleep, and he’s made others tap, so he’s a very capable fighter that, once he establishes himself early and often, puts a great deal of pressure on his opponents and he’ll look to do the same against Bamalog tonight! I think Escobar will do what he can to take Bamalog to the ground where he can have his best chance of controlling the action while staying ahead on the scorecards and positioning himself to put Bamalog into very bad positions! Once Escobar drags Bamalog to the ground, he’ll methodically work his way into dominant positions that force Bamalog to support his weight and wear him down until he can no longer defend himself against the submission! Escobar takes the victory tonight by submission! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skenoj Posted March 22, 2020 Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15685172046093.gif vs http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/1542546360The_Stepdads.png http://www.mmatycoon.com/fightcommentary.php?FTID=999975 Our beloved POTUS put an absolute clinic at JAG- Pandemic event this afternoon. Our preferred victims The Stepdads once again and bitch boi extraordinaire TJ Bitchell were easily dominated in the POTUS last fight of his JAG contract. Tycoon Times met up with the POTUS from Camp Camara for an exclusive post-fight interview: Times: President Elect how do you feel after your last fight in your JAG contract? Trump: I feel great. Today was a victory against shamed moderator Mitchell, dirty alliance Stepdads and COVID-69 at JAG- Pandemic event ! Times: What made you and JAG name this event Pandemic president Trump? Trump: We beat the Corona outta that chinaman didn`t we??? Times: Beloved POTUS ! Kento Kawamata is Japanese, not chinese ! Trump: Oh boi , are you sure? Times: Confirmed ! You beat up the wrong man POTUS ! Trump: But but .. Nate Baker was Real Spitting ! I thought he did his research, Camara approved, he is bad at Geography too. Times: Nate Baker should chill with the Real Spitting and wear a mask. Trump: Agreed. Camara doesn`t wash his hands by the way. So dirty. Times: It was a great event, even if you dorks beat up the wrong asian. What is next for the POTUS? Trump: We have signed with FARTMMA to help the org grow and will be doing Super Fights and what not My time at JAG was incredible and we are in discussions with Nate to continue working together. I need some rest now, I have to go into self-quarantene for now and Kevin Spacey`s Basement of Doom in New York is so infected it`s crazy. Ibby does not wash his hands it is nasty over there, he has also been hoarding all the TP in New York. Could u stop interviewing yourself or maybe create a random witch ? why are you using Tycoon Times when no one from Tycoon Times talks with you or anything about an interview ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted March 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 Hey Catalin you approved my editorial last week in that same format: Ibrahim Camara: King Rising About Me: Ibrahim Camara He is undisputedly one of the most notorious managers in the game. After so much controversy over the past 3 years and "technically" winning the highes manager honours 3 years in a row Ibby sits down with the Tycoon Times to gives us a breakdown of what is next. Times: Ibby, your legions of fans worldwide wanna know what is next for The Rising King Ibby: Camara Manager of the Year 2020 of course ! Times: Yeah that`s what everyone is saying in the forums, 4th time? Ibby: unoficially yeah, but in 2020 we gonna clean the streets once again, a purge is once again needed Times: A purge? Wow Ibby that sounds heavy, targets? Ibby: Mike is putting in the hours, we need to punish the whiny fuckwits as Mike put is so eloquently. Times: Well can you elaborate? Ibby: The corruption runs deep, we will start this week with Dishonoured Moderator TJ Mitchell Times: The horse dude? Ibby: The only "horse" thing that noob knows is about throwing his welfare check at the ponies in the track. Yes that one miserable one is the first one. I`m gonna crush him at JAG and Inferno on back-to-back days in the Poo Poo Bowl Times: The Poo Poo Bowl? Can you please elaborate? Ibby: Due to the Corona-Panic I can`t find any toilet paper, you know TP... Times: Aaaaand .... ??? Ibby: My fighters have decided to wipe themselves with TJ`s fighters Times: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat ? Ibby: It`s complicated, but hygiene is of our highest concern and due to a shortage of TP, Mitchell`s fighters will do just fine. Times: You gonna wipe yourself on Mitchell`s fighters? Ibby: Correct Times: Thank you for your time Master Camara, I think we are gonna go on self-isolation now for a lifetime 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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