Rambo Posted July 12, 2021 Report Share Posted July 12, 2021 KILO "BLOOD BATH" MALUGA after he shatters Bjorn's dreams by smashing McPasty's face I don't like taking candy from a baby, except when it's from a beady eyed Belgium man boy. ?? ?? 8 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjsquirrel Posted July 12, 2021 Report Share Posted July 12, 2021 You really brought this old leaky can all the way. Good job I guess my old rival 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxxtremeT13 Posted July 13, 2021 Report Share Posted July 13, 2021 I find it amazing that he doesn't have a single loss via submission being only a purple belt and has faced a number of brown and black belts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon73 Posted July 13, 2021 Report Share Posted July 13, 2021 The P4P and PPV King, We here at SYN hope to get a new deal done with Kilo soon so the fans can see him return and do what he does best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted July 13, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2021 ??????? 10 hours ago, jjsquirrel said: You really brought this old leaky can all the way. Good job I guess my old rival Ah, Mac. The ole quit while you're ahead fella. Kilo 2, Conor 1, Cutman 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy808 Posted July 13, 2021 Report Share Posted July 13, 2021 If he didnt have a roster(both then and now) that was as small as his dick, maybe he could be taken more seriously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted July 13, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2021 2 hours ago, andy808 said: If he didnt have a roster(both then and now) that was as small as his dick, maybe he could be taken more seriously they call him Mac Little for a reason ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjsquirrel Posted July 13, 2021 Report Share Posted July 13, 2021 4 hours ago, Rambo said: ??????? Ah, Mac. The ole quit while you're ahead fella. Kilo 2, Conor 1, Cutman 3 What can I say, sorry for always staying ahead I guess Conor 2 Kilo 1 and first to finish Kilo before he he can pull that old ref stop excuse. That's how I remember it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted July 13, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2021 Maluga jerks The Barbarian's head down, straight into the path of a devastating knee! The Barbarian drops to the floor in a crumpled heap! Maluga goes to throw a finishing haymaker but pulls out - good sportsmanship from Maluga because The Barbarian was completely out of it. That was a nice finish - just the right level of brutality to send everyone home happy. Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee). Kilo Maluga! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted July 13, 2021 Report Share Posted July 13, 2021 Mister "White Tyson" McNasty 34-16-1 34 p4p Having been in the cage now with both The Barbarian and Kilo, I can assure the public that The Barbarian is far superior to Kilo. Kilo bleeds, sweats, runs... The Barbarian smacks the best granite chinned guys around like toys. I discussed this statement with my young HW teammates and they agreed 100%. Leifsson even went so far to say that he would fight Kilo already right now and give him a good run for his overpaid money, while he wouldn't want to even dream of having to fight The Barbarian. It isn't even close. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted July 13, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2021 1 hour ago, bjornmma1 said: bjorn's salty butt hurt tears A couple examples of Kilo running, bleeding, and sweating on his opponents: Maluga feints a jab and as The Barbarian dips his head, Maluga unleashes a brutal head kick that catches The Barbarian right on the jaw! Timbeeer! The Barbarian falls backwards in slow motion, only propped up by the cage! Maluga smiles a psychotic smile as he stares down his unconscious opponent. That is a scary man. Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:19 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Kilo Maluga! -------------- Maluga lands an uppercut out of nowhere! McNasty falls backwards - clearly groggy! Maluga dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish! Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:32 of round 5, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted July 13, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2021 ?☠️ The Kiribati Destroyer ?? ? Win streaks destroyed by Knock Out: - #1 P4P Kimbo Slice 13 fights - #1 P4P Iain Tower 12 fights - #1 P4P Rick Piano 12 fights - #2 P4P Conor Barbarian 12 fights - #18 P4P Bjorn McPasty 3 fights 4 impressive wins and 1 sacrificial lamb. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted July 13, 2021 Report Share Posted July 13, 2021 There are 26year olds and younger that could well beat your 'destroyer', who is still in his hospital bed by the way from going nearly 25minutes with the sacrificial lamb. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted July 13, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2021 On 7/13/2021 at 10:35 AM, bjornmma1 said: There are 26year olds and younger that could well beat your 'destroyer', who is still in his hospital bed by the way from going nearly 25minutes with the sacrificial lamb. The T-Rex likes to hunt. could've finished McMidget in round 3 but let him live. What part of the Lion was playing with his food can't you comprehend? You got Mayweather'd son. Now it's red panty night. ???? Everybody knows Bjorn is masquerading a public facade when he's gonna tuck tail and run to GAMMA to fight the Legion of Noob retirement home. Kilo Maluga broke his hands launching McPasty's fat head into the FA market, but in the hospital, Kilo is not. If he was it would've made the news by now as he would've found McPasty, who would still be in a coma, and snuffed what was left of him with a pillow. Maluga walks into a straight right hand from McNasty.Maluga thuds his right hand into McNasty's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.McNasty is rocked 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjsquirrel Posted July 13, 2021 Report Share Posted July 13, 2021 I go away for a little while and return to the best the HW division can offer being pillow fights at the hospital ? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted July 14, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2021 7 hours ago, jjsquirrel said: I go away for a little while and return to the best the HW division can offer being pillow fights at the hospital ? Kilo Maluga was the best when you left. Maluga drops Tower with a big left hand! Tower is injured, injured bad! Maluga jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over! Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Kilo Maluga is the new heavyweight champion! and McPasty started the pillow fight but Kilo's pillow was filled with soda cans. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjsquirrel Posted July 14, 2021 Report Share Posted July 14, 2021 (Hmm, should I tell him Tower was getting past his prime and I used Maluga to transfer the title from Tower to Conor who took it back from him next fight? Or let the poor guy keep believing he actually won one there?) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted July 14, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2021 (Hmm should I tell him Kilo took a dive to boost Conor's P4P ranking to make his wins over The Barbarian look even more impressive before taking the title back? Or let the poor guy keep believing he bested the King?) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rambo Posted July 17, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2021 Bias censorship occurred in the tycoon times when the P4P #1 King was robbed of Paddying a hype gain, when his fighter profile was converted to an editorial. Pundits wonder why, when so many others slip through the cracks? Is the Editor on the GAMMA payroll? And if so how much is the notorious cheapskate penis cream peddler paying him to not regulate these atrocities? It's sad Indeed that a PPV org must farm 3 articles in 1 paper to remain relevant these days, but who needs to recruit top fighters when you can type your way to the top. The better question is why was the KO King a target of hype censorship? Is there editorial bias against the King? Is it due to the King's crusade into Belgium territory and conquering their women and Bjorning their mothers? The King nerfing Paddy's ill-gotten gains via Sun Tzu level warfare? A mystery indeed. The KO King loves a good puzzle, but he fucking hates mysteries. One thing is not a mystery: Kilo Maluga is still the P4P King and there isn't a damn thing the Belgiums, plumbers, and their Legion of Noobs can do about it. 1 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJMitchell Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 Door opens "Hello mother fucker" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted July 18, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 1 hour ago, TJMitchell said: Door opens "Hello mother fucker" You sure you can fit through the door? Plan on slapping Mumu harder than the US slaps Iran with sanctions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJMitchell Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 28 minutes ago, Rambo said: You sure you can fit through the door? Plan on slapping Mumu harder than the US slaps Iran with sanctions. They call it Heavyweight for a reason. Slap away my friend, I'm gonna cut you to ribbons. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted July 22, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 On 7/17/2021 at 11:34 PM, TJMitchell said: They call it Heavyweight for a reason. Slap away my friend, I'm gonna cut you to ribbons. Kilo looks forward to the sword fight. Iron sharpens Iron. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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