The1rstSaint Posted December 22, 2021 Report Share Posted December 22, 2021 You fight, how's that going? All I see is a guy sitting on contracts. Wasting org owners precious time. Shame your ten millionth tycoon times article didn't make the cut. hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted December 22, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2021 14 minutes ago, The1rstSaint said: You fight, how's that going? All I see is a guy sitting on contracts. Wasting org owners precious time. Shame your ten millionth tycoon times article didn't make the cut. hahahaha Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty 7-1-0 202 p4p(Owner and manager of Paddy's Enhancing Drugs) Shit man, what did you have for breakfast, slap on the bottom from your mommy and a kick in the balls from your friend on the couch? Oh no wait, that friend on the couch is you. You are your own friend. Oops. PS: If you don't feel well and want superpowers, I could send you some SUPPO's, courtesy of Paddy's Enhancing Drugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thb Posted December 22, 2021 Report Share Posted December 22, 2021 19 minutes ago, bjornmma1 said: Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty 7-1-0 202 p4p(Owner and manager of Paddy's Enhancing Drugs) You are confused (again). 1/ I don't have friends. 2/ I created and run my own nutrition store, called Paddy's Enhancing Drugs. 3/ I fight professionally and just joined one of the most elite orgs in the world, Syn, despite still being rather young and somewhat green (when I didn't wash properly). 4/ And to hell with Christmas diner, I'm on a diet. Get a dog. Thank me later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted December 22, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2021 9 minutes ago, thb said: Get a dog. Thank me later Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty 7-1-0 202 p4p(Owner and manager of Paddy's Enhancing Drugs) Dogs are magnificent beasts, not much unlike myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted December 24, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2021 Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty 7-1-0 202 p4p(Owner and manager of Paddy's Enhancing Drugs) The two highest ranked fighters who sign a sponsorship with me today will be sponsored by getting a massive supply of SUPPO's by Paddy's to keep them in top shape for months to come! Their wives and girlfriends won't be dissapointed either, the thing does magic! Highest hyped fighter: 100x SUPPO by Paddy (Extra large-edition) 160Q (Reduce energy loss) Second highest hyped fighter: 50x SUPPO by Paddy (Extra large-edition) 160Q (Reduce energy loss) SEND ME A PM RIGHT NOW IF YOU WANT TO BE ONE OF THE TWO LUCKY BASTARDS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted December 26, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2021 Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty 7-1-0 202 p4p(Owner and manager of Paddy's Enhancing Drugs) We are absolutely stoked about our partnership with the legendary Joosep 'Little Bunny' Lohmus, the current number 9 p4p fighter in the world and the reigning Gamma 205lbs champion of the world! His manager has always been a pleasure to work with and it pleases PED to see that 2022 will bring more of the same joy! Lohmus his signature gets Paddy's Enhancing Drugs its 3rd current top 10p4p fighter and we are proud like a peacock. Joosep "Little Bunny" L�hmus 34-13-1 9 p4p 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted December 30, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty 7-1-0 202 p4p(Owner and manager of Paddy's Enhancing Drugs) I am absolutely stoked to see that my company has made it to the top 5th ranked nutrition company worldwide. In such short time, this is nothing but impressive and couldn't have been done without my loyal manager base. Without you guys, I wouldn't have been able to do this, let alone in such short time, much love! Hype: Rank: 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted January 4, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2022 Paddy's Enhancing Drugs PED-Fighter in the spotlight: Jean-Claude Marceau 39-18-0 3 p4p After Marceau ran through fellow legend Gaultier Girard (also sponsored by Paddy's Enhancing Drugs) and captured the Syn 185lbs belt just 3 weeks ago, the rematch was booked and set to take place on the 1st of January 2022. Everyone knew that this was going to be another amazing challenge and it sure was fireworks again! For those who were stupid enough to not be there live, you can find the fight below. The bell rings for round one and we are underway!Marceau misses with a kick to the body.A head kick by Marceau missesand Girard counters with a straight right hand.It looks like Jean-Claude Marceau has been cut.Marceau throws a sloppy head kickand Girard counters with a stiff right hand.Marceau checks a leg kick.An attempted straight right counter from Marceau misses the target.Marceau looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.A right-left combo lands from Marceau.Girard throws a predictable looking body shotand Marceau counters with a nice uppercut.Marceau tries to clinch but Girard moves awayand Girard counters with a straight right hand.Nice body punch from Marceau.The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.Marceau misses with a straight right.Girard misses with a body shotand Marceau counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.That's one minute gone in the round.Marceau uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Girard has time to react.Marceau lands a left and a right that send Girard crashing to the mat, dazed. Marceau thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!Girard is rocked!It looks like Gaultier Girard has been cut.Girard throws an off balance right handand Marceau rattles Girard with a well-timed uppercut counter. - Girard tries to back away and recover but his hands are down low and he gets tagged again, sending him stumbling down to the canvas. Marceau dives in after him and quickly finishes the job with a trio of brutal punches, leaving Girard stiff and motionless on the mat!Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Jean-Claude Marceau!Jean-Claude Marceau retains his middleweight title!After winning the bout, Jean-Claude Marceau thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted January 16, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2022 Paddy's Enhancing Drugs One of our newest signings is facing off against Kilo today, in a fight that has the entire MMA world stressed about. Good luck Yardbird Knox and lets have some fun ! Also, Karim Johnson once again made his intentions very clear, as he knocked out Leanardo Da Vincible for the second time and moved up to 8th p4p! Congrats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted January 18, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2022 On the 13th of November 2021, we opened our doors. Now just two months later, we are ranked (for now) 3rd among all elite nutrition stores worldwide already. We did not start a few weeks ago with the idea of going for rank and still don't, but somehow thanks to our loyal managers, we managed to climb the ranks at an astronomical pace. We are in this for fun, advertisement, humor,.... and for top quality product! But obviously our sensitive ego doesn't mind this global recognition. A genuine thank you. Paddy and myself will hold a management meeting in one of the coming days to make some further executive decisions, stay tuned. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted January 21, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 We are looking to expand our business even further and would like to partner up with a clothing store who can design a short and shirt for us. If interested, shoot me a PM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted January 21, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 We are proud to see that many of our fighters won MMA Tycoon awards in 2021, congratulations guys, awesome job! 145lbs Fighter of the Year - Balagot Liu (Alex Maniatakos) 205lbs Fighter of the Year - Charles Tucker (Corey Mcgraugh) 265lbs+ Fighter of the Year - Karim Johnson (Laz Staz) KT Fighter of the Year - Silva Scorpion (Bradley Burns) Grappler of the Year - Dragan Hozdic (Chuck W94) Fight of the Year - Kilo Maluga vs Mister McNasty 1 (Chris Karter and Bjorn O'Donnel) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted January 22, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 Very pleased to announce the signing of our 4th (!) current top 10 p4p-fighter, Dwayne Haskins! Thanks for the vote of confidence and we look forward to our partnership. Quality is key! -Paddy's Enhancing Drugs - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted January 29, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2022 Now we even have a dick on our team, who nearly always finishes! We don't mess around. -Paddy's Enhancing Drugs - 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted February 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 We are stoked to see how our Mario Benedetti went to war with Welter Weight and recaptured the Gamma-belt in style. What a beast performance once again, pleasure being your loyal sponsor! Full fight replay can be seen below: https://www.mmatycoon.com/fightcommentary.php?FTID=1035224 -Paddy's Enhancing Drugs - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted February 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 We are proud to announce that a new product is now under development. It will be a special product, honoring one of the best to ever do it. Stay tuned, more news to follow in the next days! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted February 21, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 Paddy's Enhancing Drugs What do the following elite fighters all have in common, apart from being on top of their division and being the true elite of MMA? Kilo "Bloodbath" Maluga (1 p4p)Jean-Claude Marceau ( 2p4p)Karim "Carnage" Johnson ( 3p4p)"Thicc" Dick Pawlik ( 4 p4p) They are now all sponsored by Paddy's Enhancing Drugs! Just yesterday we managed to struck a deal with Kilo, finalising our hunt for the holy grail of MMA! An accomplishement that we are really proud about and we have many more coming. Also, tons of others (super)high ranked fighters have already joined our ranks. We started from nothing and now where are here, love it! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted February 21, 2022 Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 Kilo Maluga is happy to be the face of PED. Follow the docuseries of his career here: Inside the Game of Kilo Maluga 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thb Posted February 21, 2022 Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 2 hours ago, Rambo said: Kilo Maluga is happy to be the face of PED. Follow the docuseries of his career here: Inside the Game of Kilo Maluga Match made in heaven. Congrats 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oldbones Posted February 21, 2022 Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 6 hours ago, bjornmma1 said: Paddy's Enhancing Drugs What do the following elite fighters all have in common, apart from being on top of their division and being the true elite of MMA? Kilo "Bloodbath" Maluga (1 p4p)Jean-Claude Marceau ( 2p4p)Karim "Carnage" Johnson ( 3p4p)"Thicc" Dick Pawlik ( 4 p4p) They are now all sponsored by Paddy's Enhancing Drugs! Just yesterday we managed to struck a deal with Kilo, finalising our hunt for the holy grail of MMA! An accomplishement that we are really proud about and we have many more coming. Also, tons of others (super)high ranked fighters have already joined our ranks. We started from nothing and now where are here, love it! You've been searching for the holy grail when the treasure was in your heart all along? Middleweight Champ, Champ at Suckerpunch Kiryu Kazuma, who got his second quickest TKO after he started taking PED supplements even with all the wind resistance from the extra knuckle hair retained his title, #4 P4P in NY/#45 WW, #2/#9 Middle weight NY/WW and #3 Pro Pac-man player in the Greater Sandusky Ohio area. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted February 23, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 We are stoked to announce our new top quality product (muscle bulk supplement), based on one of the best fighters ever to grace our octagons worldwide:Kilo juice (PED)! (Available in limited edition as from tomorrow onwards). Customer information leaflet: 1/ How to take this supplement: Remove the handcuffs and whipped cream from your nightstand. Place a cold whiskey glass on it (on the nightstand that is!). Open the limited edition bottle and fill the glass all the way to the top. Optional red/black fruit on top for all you Instagram-lovers is possible, but not required. Do 251 push-ups, 137 jumping jacks and a 20mile run. If you feel warmed up, then you are good to go and you can drink the glass 'ad fundum'. Don't ever wash the whiskey glass, there is no need! The last sips can remain in the glass, to even further pep your next shot of Kilo juice (PED) ! 2/ Possible side-effect: - roid rage - excessive bleeding - random twitching of your legs, causing involuntary surprise headkicks to innocent bystanders 3/ Do not take if: - you are still living at home with your mommy - are pregnant - or the magic combination off the above two mentioned options.. Available only @Paddy's Enhancing Drugs! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted February 24, 2022 Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 5 hours ago, bjornmma1 said: We are stoked to announce our new top quality product (muscle bulk supplement), based on one of the best fighters ever to grace our octagons worldwide:Kilo juice (PED)! (Available in limited edition as from tomorrow onwards). Customer information leaflet: 1/ How to take this supplement: Remove the handcuffs and whipped cream from your nightstand. Place a cold whiskey glass on it (on the nightstand that is!). Open the limited edition bottle and fill the glass all the way to the top. Optional red/black fruit on top for all you Instagram-lovers is possible, but not required. Do 251 push-ups, 137 jumping jacks and a 20mile run. If you feel warmed up, then you are good to go and you can drink the glass 'ad fundum'. Don't ever wash the whiskey glass, there is no need! The last sips can remain in the glass, to even further pep your next shot of Kilo juice (PED) ! 2/ Possible side-effect: - roid rage - excessive bleeding - random twitching of your legs, causing involuntary surprise headkicks to innocent bystanders 3/ Do not take if: - you are still living at home with your mommy - are pregnant - or the magic combination off the above two mentioned options.. Available only @Paddy's Enhancing Drugs! "I am Kilo Maluga, and I approve this message." this message is bought and paid for by Paddy's Enhancing Drugs 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottxbandz Posted February 24, 2022 Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 wow kilo maluga uses these supplements? i should too maybe that will make my fighter stronger 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted February 24, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 1 hour ago, bjornmma1 said: Paddy's Enhancing Drugs What do the following elite fighters all have in common, apart from being on top of their division and being the true elite of MMA? Kilo "Bloodbath" Maluga (1 p4p)Jean-Claude Marceau ( 2p4p)Karim "Carnage" Johnson ( 3p4p)"Thicc" Dick Pawlik ( 4 p4p) They are now all sponsored by Paddy's Enhancing Drugs! Just yesterday we managed to struck a deal with Kilo, finalising our hunt for the holy grail of MMA! An accomplishement that we are really proud about and we have many more coming. Also, tons of others (super)high ranked fighters have already joined our ranks. We started from nothing and now where are here, love it! Paddy's Enhancing Drugs Wow, unreal, we are absolutely stoked to announce the signing of Angus 'Scotty' MacArthur Ii , making us the proud sponsor now of the entire current top5 p4p! Thanks for joining us sir, pleasure partnering up with such a beast!Angus "Scotty" MacArthur Ii 19-5-1 5 p4p Syn 170lbs champion Fide et opera" which means "By fidelity and labour". As a clan the Macarthurs were at the height of their power in the middle of the fourteenth century. The seat of the clan was Strachur, and a sept of the name were hereditary pipers to the Macdonalds of the Isles. Angus, became Lieutenant- General (1906), being the twelfth officer in the history of the U. S. Army to attain that rank. His father, Robert MacArthur, is equally famous. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lotos Posted February 24, 2022 Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 Pleasure dude!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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