MauriceSimmons Posted March 3, 2023 Report Share Posted March 3, 2023 CAMP CAVE GANG: FUTUREGOAT RISING 2023 Shit, I figured since I got a logo for my gym I might as well flash it around the forums and what better way to do that than regular updates on my incredible fighters? Ladies, gentlemen and bums welcome to Camp Cave Gang updates 2023! This is where I will document my weekly Golden Showers that I be handing out to bums like the Smesh Hoes and One Skin Coyote Pack.CAVE GANG UPCOMING FIGHTS For the first weekend of March we got some easy fights and against bummy managers and fighters. Really, we should breeze flawlessly through all of these unless my fighters do their best impressions of the bums Scottie Bandz calls "his fighters". Wouldn't be surprised if we catch a few Ls though since I give my guys the freedom to fight however they see fit but most often than not (like 99% of the time) they lose when they start thinking they know better than me. I should really consider getting them off 100% shig😔. Moving on to the fights...VS First off we got the pride and joy of Cave Gang, the young South African tiger Chumani Adofo. He's going against White Goodman who, even with a record of 8-1, is a fucking bum, a bum. Despite being a champ of one of the best orgs of all time Money Promotions I still have no respect for this guy. My boy will step on him easy. He's light work like Mannetosen's guy Keith Kenny Ferkingbum, Camp Cave Gang's favorite hoe. VS Second fight of the weekend we'll be seeing young and promising fighter Kuromiya Hiro make his debut under Camp Cave Gang banners. This is a guy who looks really promising and soon he'll have his chance to show his worth. His opponent is a bum tho so I don't think I'll get to learn much from that fight but fuck it, hype's hype. VS Last Cave Gang fight of the weekend is the big stepper Yannick Sakala going against yet another Master Leader fighter. Master Leader just doesn't get tired of losing to Cave Gang, dude's like 0-3 vs us already and all the L's are TKO's. Last time we met Yannick Sakala put a pounding on that ass and put it to sleep in under a minute, 49 seconds to be exact. This is a good opportunity for both me and Yannick to prove our points, mine being: One Man Coyote Pack is a bunch of colourist mfers with no slider knowledge. I already retired one of their top dogs Optimal now I'm gunning to take out yet another one of them. For Yannick this is his chance to show that he's a threat in ENIGMA by taking out one of the top HWs in the division. Light work really  VS Mid-week we're having one of our toughest fights of all time when we go against slider wizard and top CK prospect Jet and his guy Pauly Jurgensen Sanchez. Saying this fight is tough is and understatement, it's damn near impossible to win emo. Jet is like 1 of 2 Smesh Hoes I'm legit below in terms of skill, the other being none other than the Young GOAT John Wayne. Colby has informed me that he fears nothing and will put Pauly through hell as he looks to climb up the SYN rankings. My guy's confident in the face of adversity, what more can I ask for really? That's it for Camp Cave Gang updates this week. If you didn't like this write up then you're free to receive a Golden Shower from me, the FUTUREGOAT. Just link your top 100 p4p ranked fighter and I'll find him an opponent.GANG SHIT!!  #FUTUREGOAT #BFM #ThePettyKing 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottxbandz Posted March 3, 2023 Report Share Posted March 3, 2023 in shig we trust 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MauriceSimmons Posted March 3, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2023 12 minutes ago, scottxbandz said: in shig we trust U out here ranked #150 in a game with 50 players 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottxbandz Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottxbandz Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 moral of the story: u trash ash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MauriceSimmons Posted March 4, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 7 hours ago, scottxbandz said: Hmm, crazy how 4 of those 5 guys you beat are no longer on my roster. 2 QFC dubs, one over an 18 yo and one against a throwaway fighter lmao. You only have 1 win against me lil boy stop cappin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingofConsent Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 No one cares Maurice... Get back to clicking on "barely legal" porn on discord. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MauriceSimmons Posted March 4, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 3 hours ago, KingofConsent said: No one cares Maurice... Get back to clicking on "barely legal" porn on discord. You're like annoying pest, get lost bum 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottxbandz Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 5 hours ago, MauriceSimmons said: Hmm, crazy how 4 of those 5 guys you beat are no longer on my roster. 2 QFC dubs, one over an 18 yo and one against a throwaway fighter lmao. You only have 1 win against me lil boy stop cappin damn how convenient of an an excuse... by this logic you NEVER lose after you rage sack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 Jet gon' get up in those guts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MauriceSimmons Posted March 4, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 3 minutes ago, scottxbandz said: damn how convenient of an an excuse... by this logic you NEVER lose after you rage sack I never rage sack, check the guys u beat. They belong on your roster more than mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MauriceSimmons Posted March 4, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 4 minutes ago, Rambo said: Jet gon' get up in those guts. Tough fight. Is it FUTUREGOAT vs Jet & GOAT tho? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 21 minutes ago, MauriceSimmons said: Tough fight. Is it FUTUREGOAT vs Jet & GOAT tho? Jet don't need the GOATs help to take down Grumpy & Optimal's love-child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MauriceSimmons Posted March 4, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 2 minutes ago, Rambo said: Jet don't need the GOATs help to take down Grumpy & Optimal's love-child. Fake news. I never had an interaction with Grump and Optimal mentored that bum Scott so it's impossible he also mentored the FUTUREGOAT Â And the GOAT is not supposed to take sides when his disciples square off, it's not fair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottxbandz Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 bum cave gang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 35 minutes ago, MauriceSimmons said: Fake news. I never had an interaction with Grump and Optimal mentored that bum Scott so it's impossible he also mentored the FUTUREGOAT And the GOAT is not supposed to take sides when his disciples square off, it's not fair The Book of Karter is strong and Jet has the dark arts on his side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottxbandz Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 jet on demon time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MauriceSimmons Posted March 4, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 3 minutes ago, Rambo said: The Book of Karter is strong and Jet has the dark arts on his side. No doubt. He is Lord Voldemort wit it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MauriceSimmons Posted March 4, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 1 minute ago, scottxbandz said: jet on demon time This is no place to farm for spins so fuck off, respectfully 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottxbandz Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 Just now, MauriceSimmons said: This is no place to farm for spins so fuck off, respectfully bum cave gang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The1rstSaint Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 Maurice Sucks 🤣 #FREESPINS 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 #FutureGoat #CaveGang #FreeCamara #FreeSpins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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imcool Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 Highest rank 33 after 2 years of playing. More like #CurrentGooberBackpack instead of #futuregoat 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 Haters gonna hate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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