Not sure there’s much incentive to be a captain, might pay to reach out to some top managers to see if they’d be keen but maybe without the fee?

Both of you are in, and with that we are full. Now just looking for captains and donations. 

count me in if slots still available

MMA News: Beerleague Sponsors Combat Kration, Declares War on Just Fights with $100K Merman Bounty!   In a stunning twist that’s equal parts corporate warfare and drunken bravado, Beerleague has officially announced its sponsorship of the Combat Kration Tournament (CK)—and they’re not stopping there. Beerleague CEO and walking PR machine, Mr. Ramirez, held nothing back during his announcement, confirming a “huge sum” being invested in the tournament while taking a not-so-subtle swing at longtime rival, Just Fights, and its CEO, the stoic (and perpetually annoyed) Bobbit.   The centerpiece of this sponsorship? The “Aggressive Merman Headhunting Challenge.” Ramirez has pledged a staggering $100,000 bounty to any fighter who can beatdown Aggressive Merman, the pride and joy of Bobbit’s organization. And in a move that could only come from the beer-soaked mind of Ramirez, the prize won’t go to the victor but instead will be issued directly to their spouse.   “The Aggressive Merman is Bobbit’s golden boy, his protégé, his shiny little sea cucumber,” Ramirez declared, sipping from a suspiciously branded cup. “And we’re tired of him swimming circles around the competition. If anyone’s brave enough to shut him down, we’ll make sure your wife—or husband, we’re modern here—gets a sweet $100K surprise.”   The Ramirez-Bobbit feud, already infamous in MMA circles, has officially spilled over into the ring. Beerleague and Just Fights have traded barbs for years, with Bobbit once famously calling Beerleague “a beer pong league with gloves,” and Ramirez responding by sending a Beerleague truck to park outside Just Fights HQ blaring Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up.”   For now, Aggressive Merman has remained quiet about the challenge, though sources close to Just Fights report he’s “more motivated than ever” to defend his unbeaten streak. Meanwhile, Ramirez has doubled down, calling the bounty a “win-win” for fighters and a “loss-loss” for Bobbit’s ego.   Fans are now dubbing the event “The Battle of the Breweries,” with Beerleague positioning itself as the underdog disruptor. And with $100K on the line (and marital harmony as a bonus), expect a long line of hopefuls looking to sink the Merman once and for all. MMA News: Beerleague Accountant Protests Massive CK Sponsorship, Mr. Ramirez Fires Back   The drama surrounding Beerleague’s sponsorship of the Combat Kration Tournament continues to grow, and this time, it’s not just between rivals. Sources inside Beerleague have confirmed that the company’s accountant has raised serious concerns about the “Aggressive Merman Headhunting Challenge” and the general cash outflow tied to the deal.   “$100,000 directly to the spouse?” the unnamed accountant was reportedly heard saying in a meeting. “Do you know how many kegs that could buy? This is insane!”   But true to his larger-than-life persona, Mr. Ramirez brushed off the protests with his signature mix of confidence and chaos.   “Look, we’re not here to pinch pennies,” Ramirez said during an impromptu hallway interview, holding what appeared to be a cocktail served in a hollowed-out pineapple. “This is about sending a message. It’s about crushing Bobbit, elevating Beerleague, and showing the world that when it comes to MMA sponsorships, we don’t half-ass it.”   When pressed about the accountant’s concerns, Ramirez didn’t mince words.   “I don’t care about figures. Solve it. That’s your job. And if you can’t handle it, you’re free to go work for Just Fights—they handle a lot less cash because, frankly, they’re boring.”   The tension highlights the stark contrast between Beerleague and Just Fights, as the latter is known for its no-frills, financially cautious approach under Bobbit. Insiders claim Bobbit’s office still uses fax machines and paper calendars, a stark difference from Beerleague’s neon-lit HQ, which boasts a beer tap in every meeting room.   Critics have already dubbed Ramirez’s approach “reckless,” with some questioning whether the Aggressive Merman bounty is sustainable. But Ramirez remains unfazed.   “Listen, you can’t buy the kind of buzz we’re getting. People are talking about Beerleague and Combat Kration like never before. That accountant will thank me later—if they stick around.”   For now, Beerleague’s finances remain as unpredictable as the Combat Kration fighters themselves. The only guarantee? Ramirez will keep pouring money into his quest to dethrone Bobbit and Aggressive Merman, accountants be damned.

Ok, I can join.