Ah, Joseph Clarence, the Team Bobbit loyalist and self-proclaimed “showman,” out here running his mouth like his management career isn’t circling the drain. My guy, you have a 0.43 record as a manager. ZERO. POINT. FOUR. THREE. That’s not just bad—it’s historically dreadful. You couldn’t manage a goldfish to water, let alone a fighter to victory.
And let’s talk about these “JUST FIGHTS champions” you keep hyping up like they weren’t getting slept left and right. Nickolas Holt? The dude retired with a 5-6 record after getting KO’d four times in a single month. That’s not a fighter, that’s a crash test dummy. And Matas “Mountain King” Fialkowska? Bro, 4-5 record, finished multiple times in a matter of weeks. What mountain was he king of? A pile of L’s?
Your whole team oozes losing. It’s like every fighter you touch is contractually obligated to get washed. Your biggest success story is a guy who got bounced out of the sport with a negative record. And yet, you’re here demanding respect like managing a JUST FIGHTS champion means something. News flash, Joe: being a JUST FIGHTS champ is like being the tallest hobbit—it doesn’t matter when you step outside the Shire and get bodied by real competition.
Now you’re trying to sell a Matias vs. Turok fight like you’re promoting a blockbuster, but let’s be honest—Matias needs Turok more than Turok needs Matias. Because if history tells us anything, your guy’s gonna fold, you’re gonna hold yet another L. Maybe instead of talking about who’s gonna “nut up,” you should focus on getting one of your fighters to break even for once.
Matias Fialkowska "The Last Dragonborn"
Heh, always find it humorous after hearing so many accusations and strife, you couldn't produce a reason why Eriksson was huffing oxygen barely three minutes into the fight. It was brought up many times, questioning your ...condition. You looked and moved like a true bred bar fighter, not a true warrior. You could do nothing to me, think about that next time you want to try and step up to the King. Weak. Pathetic.
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Matias' manager, Joseph Clarence, wasn't available for immediate comment, but upon hearing of it, took to social media to issue a fiery response.
"Mr Swing King" Joseph Clarence
Never seen a sorrier list of excuses as to why your fighter lost. Don't get me wrong, I love banter like the rest of them. That, however, was sad. Eriksson got hyped up out of control and, like usual, couldn't handle the shock of getting knocked out. Like most of the other fighters I'ved managed, always the underdog. I'm on the board for JUST FIGHTS, as has been stated many times, but I also managed two of JUST FIGHTS early champions. Nickolas Holt, and "The Mountain King" MATAS FIALKOWSKA. The fact that myself and my list of fighters are consistently underestimated is a fucking joke, to be honest. Yea, I can talk shit with the best of them, I'm quite the showman. Don't take me for a one trick pony. I got plenty up these sleeves. Next up for Matias is Turok Nanook. Whenever his team wants to nut up and accept the fight.
If you think you're ready for one make a 25yod 185lber and send me, Billy Bobbit, a message. Our current champ has cleaned out the division so title shots are coming quick.