Exclusive Interview with Team Ramirez Captain Jeffrey on the $1 Million Bet
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Reporter: Jeffrey, this is one of the wildest bets in MMA history—$1 million and a complete rebranding to “Losers Fight Club.” What was your reaction when Team Bobbit made the offer?
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Jeffrey Ramirez: Honestly, I thought it was a joke at first. Like, Bobbit must’ve hit his head in sparring one too many times. But then I realized, nah—this dude doesnt train mma, and he actually thinks he has a chance. I can’t think of a single winner in his whole team, and I’m a damn good thinker.
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Reporter: That’s a pretty bold statement. You don’t see any threats from Team Bobbit?
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Jeffrey Ramirez: Threats? The only threat Bobbit’s team poses is to their own bank accounts. Losing a million dollars would probably bankrupt Bobbit’s crappy org and put his ass on the streets. But hey, I’m a generous guy—Mrs. Bobbit is welcome to stay at the Ramirez Mansion.
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Reporter: That’s… surprisingly hospitable of you.
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Jeffrey Ramirez: Of course! No hard feelings. It’s just business. Bobbit can sleep in the car outside.
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Reporter:Â Do you think this bet adds extra fuel to the Ramirez vs. Bobbit rivalry?
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Jeffrey Ramirez: Oh, 100%. This was already personal, but now? This is a straight-up humiliation tour. We’re about to make Bobbit’s org extinct. I’m thinking of sending them a gift basket after they change their name to “Losers Fight Club”—maybe some tissues, a participation trophy, and a “Sorry for Your Loss” card.
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Reporter:Â Any final message for Team Bobbit?
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Jeffrey Ramirez: Yeah—start brainstorming a new logo, because “Losers Fight Club” is about to be official. Also, Bobbit, I’ll be expecting that million in cash. Don’t go trying to Venmo me in installments.
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