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"Le Tigre" Olivier Dujardin Fresh off his last fight and returning to the win column in dominant fashion, Dujardin was urged to speak to his fans. "I feel good. Picked up a dominating victory just how I like it. A return to my roots where my wrestling and ground n pound win the day. Ruiz tried to clinch fight me, but that's an area of my game I've been working on really hard while away in Sydney." When asked about how he ranked himself in NYF's 170 division, "Le Tigre" was adamant he should be back in title contention soon: "I notice Babcock managed to win the title and defend it against Kakuzo. I knew that guy would soon be found out. I already have a win over Babcock, and I aim to get back in there and show that one blind and delusional judge why I am the better fighter. I'm curious to see how he goes against the big head Carter though. Babcock has a similar game to me, and Carter somehow had suspiciously strong takedown defence in our fight. Probably that big head full of rocks that weighed too much. Either way, I'll be there to get my revenge against big head or confirm my dominance over Babcock. Hopefully NYF continues to stick around so I can smash these guys first."

Come on Mike. 9 years on this site and this is what I get. Could have done something else. I'd rather take a party in Miami with some big booty latina hoes.

Miss these writeups, very good!

He took my advice and went to Miami. Hopefully he adds it to the game when he comes back.

48 hours has elapsed. The winner is Alfred soggybottoms for 300 million. And no I do not take food stamps or ebt cards. However I will accept a bottle of Don Perignon!

UFC 295: Procházka vs. Pereira - RESULTS (Camp 1rstSaint) Jiří Procházka vs. Alex Pereira (Camp Skenoj) - CAMP RIVALRY (Camp MasterLeader) Sergei Pavlovich vs. Tom Aspinall (Camp Runt) - CAMP RIVALRY (Camp Gonzasco) Jéssica Andrade vs. Mackenzie Dern (Camp Skenoj) - CAMP RIVALRY (Camp 1rstSaint) Matt Frevola vs. Benoit Saint-Denis (Camp Fallen.Angel) - CAMP RIVALRY Pat Sabatini vs. Diego Lopes (Camp Fallen.Angel) (Camp Fallen.Angel) Steve Erceg vs. Alessandro Costa (Camp MasterLeader) - CAMP RIVALRY (Camp Skenoj) Tabatha Ricci vs. Lupita Godinez (Camp Gonzasco) - CAMP RIVALRY (Camp MasterLeader) Mateusz Rębecki vs. Roosevelt Roberts Nazim Sadykhov vs. Viacheslav Borshchev Jared Gordon vs. Mark Madsen Kyung Ho Kang vs. John Castañeda Joshua Van vs. Kevin Borjas Dennis Buzukja vs. Jamall Emmers Camp 1rstSaint: 0 - 2 ( 10 + 3 = 13k ) (Finish: -2) - Jiří Procházka [#1] - 10k - Matt Frevola [#14] - 3k Camp Skenoj: 1 - 2 ( 10+10+9 RIVALRY+ 9 POTN + 5 + 5 = 48k ) (Finish: 0) - Alex Pereira [#3] - 10k - Mackenzie Dern [#7] - 5k - Tabatha Ricci [#10] - 5k Camp MasterLeader: 1 - 2 ( 10 + 2 + 2+2 = 16k ) (Finish: 0) - Sergei Pavlovich [#2] - 10k - Alessandro Costa - 2k - Mateusz Rębecki - 2k Camp Runt: 1 - 0 ( 10+10+9 RIVALRY+ 9 POTN = 38k ) (Finish: +1) - Tom Aspinall [#4] - 10k Camp Gonzasco: 2 - 0 ( 10+10+9 RIVALRY+9 POTN + 3+3+4 RIVALRY = 48k ) (Finish: +1) - Jéssica Andrade [#5] - 10k - Lupita Godinez [#13] - 3k Camp Fallen.Angel: 3 - 0 ( 2+2+2 POTN + 3+3+4 RIVALRY + 2+2+2 RIVALRY+2 POTN = 24k ) (Finish: +2) - Diego Lopes - 2k - Steve Erceg [#14] - 3k - Benoit Saint-Denis - 2k

Sucker Punch Pro Series November 10th - Sydney, Australia Well, hello there Sucker Punch faithful!!! It’s been a minute eh?!? For those of you who may have forgotten (I hope not!) or just aren’t aware, I’m Hare Rumpler and as usual I’ll be joined tonight by my buddy and colleague, Donkey “Dan” as we take a look at all the excitement and energy surrounding the upcoming battles at… Evolution 1!!! That’s right folks, Sucker Punch Pro Series is back in a slightly new format but somethings, like our cruel love of the low-blows and shots “down undah”, haven’t changed! So prepare to protect those dingle-dangles everybody, it’s ONNNNN! And, I’m also happy to announce that Suzy Suckerpunch will be back with us as she handles all the interviews and back room discussions with our great managers and fighters leading up to each big event. We’re also trying to focus on keeping our events right where they belong, DOWN UNDAH, so tonight’s event will be taking place at the highly esteemed and boisterously loud…SYDNEY SUPERDOME! Some great action tonight as we kick off the Evolution of Sucker Punch Pro Series folks! Obviously, at the top of the card in the Main Event you’ll get to see up and coming Heavyweights Conrad Cartwright and Master Petrov…clearly, as that’s their mugs right there on the poster, eh? But we’ve also got a card that features the first ever official callout in Evolution history, as our first fight on the Main Card, and sixth overall fight of the night, brings you Grant Owens who asked for and got fellow Middleweight…er…uh, Donkey, I may need a hand here…Fran. Can we just go with Fran? No? I really don’t want to have to try this…but…Fran “Pillow Hands” Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski. Dang, well, his strikes may be easy to handle, but that last name most definitely is not! I guarantee when we get to that fight’s preview, you’re just getting FRAN from me going forward! Suzy also got a chance earlier this week to sit down with Lightweight Zeke Hester and his team at Robert Smith Fight Management, so there’s some great discussion to be had there when the time comes for the Co-Main Event!!! Now, without further delay, let’s get into it! *********************** Undercard Bout #1: Light Heavyweights Danny Chase (0-1-0) v Billy Kidman (0-1-0) Donkey, this is exactly what I’m talking about and what I want to see as we start things off with the new iteration of Sucker Punch!!! Two young fighters who haven’t really gotten their careers going yet, haven’t really established themselves in rankings, but come into the fight fully prepared to give it everything they’ve got…both for themselves, as well as for the fans! If you’re an MMA fan, and I have to assume you are if you’re reading this, this is the time to latch onto one of these two and later be able to say, “I’ve been a fan since…!” Billy Kidman will bring everything he’s got tonight as he goes after another 0-1-0 record holding Danny Chase in an effort to start climbing that ladder in the Light Heavyweight division. Barring a stupid draw, one of these two will walk away with the first notch in the ‘W’ column and a chance to start building their legacy! Now, we don’t know much about these kids so far. What we do know is that Kidman is the more skilled Jiu Jitsu artist while Chase has a considerable advantage striking with superb boxing skills. Kidman’s first fight as a QFC battle back in early October…of 2022! So despite having “something” to look back on, I think it’s safe to say that the GnP loss he took back then means nothing considering the substantial development and evolution of his skills since that time. Chase also lost his first fight, and while we don’t have to go back over a year to look it up, it was still back in May this year and that’s a long time in MMAT life! So that decision loss to Claudio Benedetti means almost nothing at this point. So, Donkey, what do you think? Donkey’s Pick: Kidman via Submission (Armbar) Really, you’re going to start me out with something like this to have to decide, huh bunny boy? With no relevant history to speak of, this is really a shot in the dark here. As Hare mentioned, we have to assume that this is going to be your standard striker versus grappler contest. Anybody who knows me knows that I do lean towards the ground game when things look equal, so I’ll take Kidman in this one. But this first contest here at Evolution 1 is really going to be where we learn a ton about these two 20 and 21 year olds! Oh, and Kidman…watch the family jewels…strikers are known to give a good shot when you’re trying to come in for that takedown! *********************** Undercard Bout #2: Welterweights Trevor Price (0-3-0) v Vadim Volyas (0-4-0) Our second fight will bring Welterweights Vadim Volyas and Trevor Price to the cage with both looking for that first notch in the belt. Both are slightly off on morale, although nothing to be worried about and while Volyas could use a slight rest, my guess is he’s doing just that prior to the fight here and should be ready to go by fight time! Let’s hope that’s the case, as his walking weight is 184 and he’ll need to cut a considerable amount prior to the fight. Something that may sap a bit of energy in the process. Volyas is the older fighter by a year here at 23 years of age. He’s also got one more fight under his belt, but with seven losses between them they only thing they’ve proven to know so far is how to lose. Tonight, hopefully one of these two will grow in experience as they learn how to win! Volyas will have the edge in standup, and even a bit of an edge in Jiu Jitsu also. I’ll leave it to Donkey to make predictions but it looks like this may be Volyas’ fight to lose. Price will have his work cut out to step up and show that he can take it to his opponent! His three losses have all come on the ground, two via submission and one due to a brutal ground and pound in his last fight against Manuel Tillich. However, it’s been over a year since those fights took place, so he’s likely a very different fighter now and we’ll learn a lot more after this battle! Now, over to you Donkey! Donkey’s Pick: Volyas via TKO (Strikes) Volyas showed some serious power, both with hands and feet, in his last fight but was unable to complete the job. A decision loss was the result and you know he’d like to change that script this time out. The issue for his camp will be trying to figure out what price is coming to the cage with tonight as it’s been entirely too long since Price’s last fight to take any guesses there. I’ll go with Volyas given what we know, but watching these two start to figure out where they stand in the Welterweight division is going to be a blast!!! Somebody’s getting a ‘W’ tonight hopefully, Hare! *********************** Undercard Bout #3: Lightweights Anders Pettersson (1-1-0) v Stanley Yelnats (0-0-0) Risa’s Take: Alright, mixing things up here in multiple ways as we head into our third bout of the evening! But I’m happy to say that the one thing we’re not mixing up is preparation! Three fights so far, three fully prepped scenarios with both fighters primed and ready! Nice. What does change here in this Lightweight battle is that Pettersson comes to the cage tonight with a win under his belt. He’s the first in Evolution history to do that so arguably he’s the most experienced fighter we’ve seen so far. That win came just 17 days ago in a QFC battle against Pwel Nastula where his managed to finish via TKO. Not surprising, given he comes into this battle with the standup advantage with both his boxing and Muay Thai as well. Yelnats is a babyfaced rookie to the professional cage as he makes his pro debut here at SPPS Evolution 1!!! Woooot! His skills appear to suggest he’ll lean on a strong ground game, and potentially even more on his Jiu Jitsu specifically, tonight. We won’t know for sure until we see these two go at it though! Donkey, what do you think? Donkey’s Pick: Yelnats via Submission (Triangle) Pettersson looks like he brings some serious power to the cage. It only took him 57 seconds to dispatch Nastula in that last fight. But we don’t know for sure as his conditioning and stamina have covered up whatever his early tales of the tape may have shown. Yelnats will need to keep his head on a swivel or it could be knocked into the second row of fans this evening! But, that said, I like a ground game in the classic striker versus grappler matchup, so I’m going to lean towards a surprise first fight, first win victory here for Yelnats! *********************** Undercard Bout #4: Sparring Bout Frank Dux (2-0-0) v Bruce Li (1-0-0) We’re going to gloss over this next fight quickly as it’s nothing more than a sparring bout/test fight between two of my own fighters. Just looking to see how one holds up with a loss, what the morale drop is like, etc. Both are evenly matched, both have wins under their belts, it’s just a matter of seeing if they have long term potential to go with those granite chins or not! Donkey’s Pick: Nope! I don’t get paid to make picks for sparring bouts! *********************** Undercard Bout #5: Welterweights Angus Scott (11-7-1) v Phoenix Peterson (6-2-0) A couple more Welterweights are set to step into the cage here this evening as we prepare to close out the Undercard folks. Unfortunately, this is the first instance where one of the fighters isn’t ready to go. With morale almost full-on in the gutter, Scott is going to find getting up for this fight to be very difficult and may very well just fall down on his own as soon as the bell rings without being touched! I think I know where Donkey will go with this one… Peterson is ready to get in there though and we have to give him some big kudos for that. He’s also looking like he’s got the edge in the ground game and even perhaps a touch with his boxing. He’s 6-2 on his career so far and most of those wins have come via finishes. Under his prior manager he was very big on the clinch and his Muay Thai skills drove him to several TKO wins. Recently under Van dal he’s been more willing to be patient, stand back, and exchange strikes…and usually gets the better of that deal. Donkey’s Pick: Peterson via TKO (Strikes) Scott does have a run of wins lately in his last four outings, but all were against QFC opponents and we know that doesn’t stand up in actual org life. Several of them also came against opponents with low or no morale as well. Again, as Hare mentioned, the lack of morale is probably going to lend itself to a very quick finish tonight. Have to lean towards Peterson here! *********************** Alright folks!!! We’re taking a quick lunch break and we’ll be back soon with the Main Card!! *********************** Main Card Bout #1: Middleweights Fran Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski (10-4-0) v Grant Owens (5-2-0) We open the Main Card with one of the fights I’ve been waiting for Donkey! These two middleweights weren’t necessarily matched by me…instead, Grant Owens’ team made the callout and wanted Fran “Pillow Hands” Stalin…er. Let’s just stick with Stalin! Anyways, let’s send this over to Suzy for a quick word on that! Suzy Suckerpunch: That’s right guys, Grant Owens’ team reached out to us shortly after Hare set up the stipulations for how the ladder aspect of the org would work. He was eager to get a shot at somebody above and we think that the nickname “Pillow Hands” for Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski tempted him to test just how soft those hands might be. Unfortunately, he may have overlooked two things; First, despite the moniker, his opponent has ten wins in his professional career. Nothing to sneeze at. Second, it appears that Grant Owens’ camp may be having some issues either managing his workload leading up to this fight, or perhaps keeping him in from partying and getting properly rested. His energy is down a bit and even the remaining time before the fight doesn’t appear to be enough to remedy that situation. I won’t call this a win for his opponent yet, that’s for you guys to handle, but most of the fans I’ve talked to seem to think that things don’t look good for Grant Owens and would be surprised if he pulls off the win. Back to you Hare! Wow. Well, not what I was hoping to hear as a result of our first ever callout, but it is what it is folks! Anyway, Owens has a slight, and I mean slight, advantage in Muay Thai and wrestling, so maybe he’ll clinch up and try to work the body tonight? On the other hand, things could go anywhere for my buddy Fran over there…he has the boxing advantage as well as the better Jiu Jitsu skills. Donkey, your turn bud! Donkey’s Pick: Stalin via TKO (Strikes) I’m thinking most of those ground skills are defensive in nature for Stalin as his wins have mostly come thanks to his standup skills. And specifically his hands. He likes to throw, and he likes to throw often. And often…at his opponent’s noggin. Owens had better have a solid chin or his lack of rest is going to get the best of him! Maybe Owens comes out swinging for the homerun instead? Let’s find out tonight! *********************** Main Card Bout #2: Lightweights Brandon Hendrix (9-3-0) v Lee Huang (6-5-0) Alright!!! Hendrix and Huang step into the cage tonight ready to get into it!!! Energy…topped off. Morale…both eye of the tiger! Oh yeah, these Lightweights do not plan to disappoint their fans as they step into the cage with one another and prepare to improve their winning records! Huang is just over the .500 mark at 6-5 career but holds the only primary advantages in this contest. He’ll likely have an edge if he decides to use the clinch this evening as his Muay Thai and Wrestling are both slightly better than Hendrix’s. That said, his short run at RISE recently in August and September this year resulted in two losses, both TKO’s, and the last one against one of my own young kids, Kimi Enqvist. His early fights showed that he can muster some serious KO power, and his mid-career fights so far definitely put it on display. But we have to wonder about whether the chin is there to go with it? We know that Hendrix has also shown he may have some power to dish out as most of his wins have come via TKO and KO. What we also know is that he’s supposed to have a granite chin. If those two things really are present and his heart is there as well, he could be required to register as a deadly weapon! He’s under new management now, so we have to see how the transition goes as sometimes the first fight or two can be a bit hairy with a new management team. Donkey, give us a winner? Donkey’s Pick: Hendrix via KO (Punch) Well, both appear to have some pop to dish out, but Hendrix appears to have the better chin. And that’s enough for me to go with for a pick here. Huang may want to roll the dice and just come out with a solid kick to the dingle-dangles to start things off! You know, set the tone, so to speak. Unfortunately, it’s hard to tell what the result of that may be…will it humble and back off the opponent, or just turn him into a raging bull?!? Tiny bulls, given these are Lightweights, but I’d still love to find out and fans of straight up striking battles may be looking forward to this fight tonight! *********************** Main Card Bout #3: Heavyweights Kristoph Kringle (6-2-1) v Munkh Tengri (5-2-0) Back to our Heavyweights for the last bout before our two Main Events here! Tengri and Kringle are so closely matched it’s difficult to really see who might have an advantage in this huge, and I do mean HUGE, contest! Now, if we want to get particular about things, Tengri epitomizes the “huge” part of that, at 200 cm and over 278 pounds natural weight. Kringle comes in smaller at 194 cm and 245 pounds, so he’s giving up a bit of pure brawn there but at the same time he won’t have to cut weight to make weight for this one! Ah, sometimes not having to sit in the sauna is a good thing! Both come fully prepared, so we go to prior fights to see if anything separates them perhaps? Tengri is under new management, so perhaps that comes into play. Sometimes there is a bit of a hangover when a fighter and new manager hook up till they get on the same page. He is coming off four straight wins under his former manager though, so this man has some momentum and loves to finish with the (T)KO! Usually by early in the second round, if not the first. Kringle comes in off a loss, a KO from a nasty Head Kick in his final fight with Enigma. And not only did that one probably hurt physically, but emotionally as it was for the title. But he’d earned that title shot with back to back wins, both with KO and TKO finishes. I’m seeing a war on the feet between these two tonight. Fans of the BMF type fights are going to love this one! Donkey, what do you think we get from this? Donkey’s Pick: Tengri via TKO (Strikes) Hell, your guess is as good as mine, Hare! Really difficult to say, but I’m going to go with pure size on this one and just pick Tengri. Not for any great reason, just because. There, now can I get paid? *********************** Co-Main Event: Featured Lightweight Bout Mae Joon (7-4-0) v Zeke Hester (4-1-0) Donkey, I’ve been waiting for our Co-Main Event!!! Why? Because Suzy managed to get some great time in with Hester and his management team and we’ve got a bit of a back and forth discussion between them to present here! Now, I’ll also say I’m disappointed with his team at the same time. Again, why? Because he’s coming in with low morale and I have to wonder what that’s about…maybe we’ll find out in the interview? Ok, over to you Suzy!!! Suzy Suckerpunch: As Hare mentioned, I had the pleasure of sitting down with Robert Smith of RSFM (Robert Smith Fight Management) and we discussed this upcoming fight. More than that though, Robert Smith had this to say about his prior relationship with Sucker Punch Pro Series: RSFM: Rober Smith Fight Managment is excited for the SppS Evolution Card and the Return of Sucker Punch!! Former RSFM fighters Sean Smith and Brennan Brunswick spent a lot of time with Hare and the SPPS family. Combined they went 13-4 inside the SPPS banner. Now a new generation of fighters from RSFM are joining the organization starting with Zeke Hester at Evo 1. Suzy Suckerpunch: And I know that Hare and Donkey, both, are excited about the inclusion of Zeke Hester in this new venture. So much that they got him on the very first Evolution card. Is Hester coming into this fight with confidence? RSFM: Hester, at 4-1 MMA, has his hands full against BJJ black belt Mae Joon in his debut with the company. But I think his excitement and confidence in our training will see him through. Let me turn this over to him so you can get it straight from the horse’s mouth? Suzy Suckerpunch: That would be great! Zeke, it’s great to have you also, tell us how you’re feeling heading into the very first Evolution event and your thoughts on your opponent, Mae Joon? Zeke Hester: Mae Joon is a tough opponent. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't worried but I'm also excited. I've heard stories about this company and I'm very intrigued to see what the future holds for me here. Suzy Suckerpunch: So guys, clearly Hester and his camp aren’t giving much up for the other side to feed on. If anything, they’re showing some respectful deference to them and perhaps trying to lull them into a false sense of security? I’ll send it back to you guys and get your take on things! Well Suzy, can’t thank you enough for spending some time here and giving the fans a bit of an inside look for this matchup, at least from the Hester camp side of things! What I see out of this is two things. You could take it as quiet gamesmanship. Or, you could take it for what it seems, a little bit of trepidation perhaps? Given that I’ve been told that Hester’s morale is off a little bit, I have to wonder if maybe it’s a bit more of the latter? Tell ya what, I’m not going to draw this out. Let’s toss this to the Donkey boy for his take and move along here! Donkey’s Pick: Joon via Submission (Triangle) Thanks bunny boy. From Joon’s side of things, you have to think they’re looking at this matchup as an opportunity. Sure, Joon gives up some skill in Muay Thai, but the risk of getting into the clinch with Joon is that he might get the trip takedown. And if that happens, he has a definitive advantage with his Jiu Jitsu which the RSFM team acknowledged. Joon has won his last four fights via submission, so that’s a very, very real danger. I like the history of hard hitting battles that the Robert Smith kids have brought to the table in SPPS previously. But unless he lands that killer shot early, this one could get messy! I have to lean towards Joon tonight. *********************** Main Event: Featured Heavyweight Bout Conrad Cartwright (15-4-0) v Master Petrov (6-5-0) So this is our Main Event. And these boys have their mugs plastered all over the fight poster for Evolution 1! But, I won’t sit here and lie and tell you I’m not at least a little disappointed. Cartwright is off a bit on energy, more than he can recover before fight time. Petrov’s morale is a little low. At least that part I can understand. I was told that his management team inadvertently accepted this fight even though their other business ventures were pulling them away and leaving the fight team on the back burner. So Petrov feeling like this isn’t a fight they wanted at this time and maybe feeling a little unprepared is a bit understandable. But, a fight will happen, whether they’re ready or not!!! And Petrov had better be ready to use his standup game to his advantage. And he does have the advantage, both boxing and Muay Thai. That said, he’s coming off a four fight losing streak including two QFC fight losses. Not a great sign and you have to wonder how long he’s been feeling like his career is being overlooked? Some of those losses have come via TKO or KO…actually, quite a few. But one a few fights back against Lemuel Denver at HFC Fight Night 13 in September was a submission loss via triangle. You have to think that that’s playing in his mind and he might be having nightmares of a repeat tonight? Cartright has been with Biro management for his past two fights with a split result. TKO win back in August, but a KO loss to Werewolf Night in September. Leading up to that loss, he’d won seven straight, including six under prior mangaer Floyd Mayweather Jr, all via finish and most in the first round. Hmmm…interesting! No submissions unless you go back to his fights under Cian Coggins almost a year ago. So…is the submission still a concern?!? We’re going to find out tonight because if there was ever a night to pull one out, it may be tonight! Donkey’s Pick: Cartwright via KO (Punch) Honestly, this one screams finish on the ground. But…I think Cartwright sticks with the tried and true of late and takes his chances on the feet against Petrov. Petrov has shown he’s susceptible there as well, and nothing destroys your opponent’s spirit faster than taking them out in their own game. While I can’t guarantee that and there’s a lot we don’t know heading into this final fight of Evolution 1, one thing I can tell you is that this is a fight every MMA fan should be waiting for! *********************** So we’re all set folks! SPPS is BACK baby! And it’s evolved…EVOLUTION STYLE! There’s still a need to guard the dingle-dangles, there’s still that same Sucker Punch excitement level…but now it all happens Down Undah, just the way it should be! Get out to be part of a raucous crowd tonight at the Sydney Superdome folks, or, if hopping on over to aussieville isn’t in the cards, catch the live 3-hour Pay Per View! Because, you know, big or small, we’re gonna put on the best production possible for our fans! Till then, have fun and don’t forget… Keep it cheap and dirty…Sucker Punch Pro Series style!

Participants 1. Paul Nichols (Alfred Winterbottom) 2. Gordon Hunter (Rei) 3. Jokubas Antukis (Jersey Inc) 4. Sean Faolin (Jimmy Normal) 5. Daroshev Faroshev (Johnny The Gunt) 6. Stanley Reynolds (Scottie 2 Hottie) 7. Anwar Hussin (Da Crazy Horse) 8. Freaky Fister (Freaky Phantom) 9. Tarquin Doomwood (Bob Slay) 10. Bernardo Cabral (John Pezao) 11. Mateusz Kieliszkowski (Ben Hornby) 12. Mauricio Nunes (Rodrigo Ferriera) 13. Mr Torso (Tycoon Judas) 14. Jersey Turnpike (Rush Greyson) 15. Santino Oliviera (Todd Westacott) 16. River Waters (Thomas Edwards)

Avatars aren't my thing but I'm good for all things org related. Will fire you a dm in-game

Mike should really get rid of the restrictions that shit is stupid. Just don’t allow nudity. No penises or titties on avatars and we good.

"Le Tigre" Olivier Dujardin Speaking to the press after being spotted in Sydney, away from his team base in Tokyo, Dujardin shed some light on why he was there and his other future plans. "I'm in Sydney to train. To expand my horizons. I heard there was a gym down here that really specialised in clinchwork and that's where I really want to improve. I've come down with my teammate "The Anaconda" because it's an area we both want to work on. Both of us have similar backgrounds in that the start of our careers was mismanaged and we were neglected by previous management. We're playing catchup here and manager Crazy Horse identified this spot as the place to be to spend some time to sharpen our game. Also, we're moving into summer down here and that helps with my lack of shirt game." When asked about his next opponent, Ian Carter, and what his thoughts about him were: "Ian is an interesting fight. I see a lot of similarities in our games. He's a pretty funny character on Buzz that's for sure. Interestingly, he's the first guy I've fought in a long time with a similar amount of experience as me. Everyone else I've fought in NYF so far has been in training for much longer. Kakuzo was already on his second manager and fighting back in the EMPIRE days, when my manager was newly back in the game. We will catch up in skills and won't get caught so easily again. Babcock is also similarly experienced and also quite a mature student. Even though I narrowly beat him already, I think the gap is only widening. I will have my time in the sun again and I need to go through Carter first."

In my mind I see Miami. One day Miami will happen. MIKE ADD MIAMI

Whenever I grapple with someone clad in a damp cotton shirt, I become determined to outperform them. Invest in a rashguard.