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Ladies and Gentleturds we have had a total of 34 fights out of 60 ended in a First round finish to start the MILF League's off. Below I got a list of the top 5 Fastest Subs and top 5 Fastest KO's. I will continue to update this list every 2 weeks per the League format. Once I have some more spare time, I will be updating everything on the First post of the Thread to make it easier to find, as well as the Overall Point Standings. We do love are Finishers here almost as much as we love are MILFS! Top 5 Fastest Submission Victories 1. Mario Isaksson def Emile Kasumu via Arm Triangle 38 seconds 2. Eric Frost def Sauli Suolestaja via Armbar 43 seconds 3. Nate Robinson def Grayson Velazquez via Kumura 49 seconds 4. Eduardo Chavez def Vincent Duboulay via Triangle Choke 1 minute 34 seconds 5. Jardani Jovonovich def Faarooq Rahim via Guillotine 1 minute 40 seconds Top 5 Fastest Knock Out Victories 1. Jorma Saarinen def Gabriel Mil via Superman Punch 8 seconds 2. Valentino Andolini def Elix Juarez via Strikes 21 seconds 3. Aden Parker def Jukka Raikkonen via Strikes 24 seconds 4. Danny Vargas vs Drederick Haytum Punch 43 seconds 4. Stefan Schilt vs Xavierntreal Couture Punch 43 seconds

Rankings 30/01 : 135 : 1 - Justin Case 2 - Peter Gretel 3 - Mad Hatter 4 - Alejandro Laguera 5 - Jake Askren 6 - Dylan Smith 7 - Hardh Heeta 8 - Micro Aggression 9 - Derek Blueboy 10 - Gabriele Ghiotto 145 : 1 - Daniel Marsh 2 - Hanji Momtun 3 - Lindsey Wofford 4 - Anders Pettersson 5 - Osama Bin-Semen 6 - Kebab Mabab 7 - Khabib Mebab 8 - Taylor Jack SpeedGod 9 - Johan Svedberg 10 - Wishon Mourinho 155 : 1 - Red Crow 2 - Don Crenshaw 3 - Dionizy Kruczek 4 - Showtime Sitsongrit 5 - Corin David 6 - Jake Paulson 7 - George Pierre 8 - Akira Kaburagi 9 - Dimitri Magomedov 10 - Deon Graves 170 : 1 - Tetsuo Shima 2 - Sparky Anderson 3 - Balink Tarlah 4 - Julio Regueiro 5 - Ola Badmus 6 - Vadim Volyas 7 - Okon Omoh 8 - Colby Covingdoi 9 - Donavan Knapp 10 - Logan Justis 185 : 1 - Javier Martinez 2 - Gilbervan Soares 3 - Lyoha Nagibatel 4 - Andor Kovacs 5 - Dan Averescu 6 - Sean Dickinson 7 - Cam Cartwright 8 - Emilio Ortega 9 - Bum Phillips 10 - Denis Stojnic 205 : 1 - Bone Breaker 2 - Abdullah Zaire 3 - Diego Nogueira 4 - Scotty T Bone 5 - Biscuit Oliva 6 - Enokentiy Klimov 7 - Deepen Cider 8 - Jari Lehtola 9 - Ivan Rojas 10 - Stephen Dyer 265 : 1 - Ryan Locke 2 - Rade Franjic 3 - Jayson Francis 4 - Guilherme Gamboa 5 - Russell Northrop 6 - Roman Emelianenko 7 - Miguel Torres 8 - Luc Fontaine 9 - Simon Cross 10 - Emir Bosnic 265+: 1 - Egor Kuznecov 2 - Amri Mbeki 3 - Iranian Hulk 4 - Shaquiel Igwe 5 - Marion Williamson 6 - French Bull 7 - The Maan 8 - James Butler Hickok 9 - Needle Dick 10 - Berra Zackrinsen

Introducing the Carnaval Combat Club: Where Passion and Precision Converge Embark on an exhilarating journey into the heart of combat sports with the Carnaval Combat Club, London's newest hub for Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) excellence. Founded by the visionary entrepreneur Maximus Primeiro da Silva, hailing from the vibrant culture of Brazil, this organization is set to redefine the MMA landscape by infusing a carnival of energy and authenticity. Maximus Primeiro da Silva brings more than just a business acumen to the table; he brings the rich tapestry of Brazilian heritage, ensuring that the Carnaval Combat Club is not merely an organization but a celebration of the diverse world of MMA. The Carnaval Combat Club draws inspiration from the lively and dynamic atmosphere of Brazilian carnivals, promising spectators an experience that transcends the boundaries of traditional sports events. At the Carnaval Combat Club, each bout is a mesmerizing spectacle, with standard matches lasting 3 rounds of 5 minutes, and marquee events, including title fights, extending to 5 rounds of 5 minutes. This format promises a dynamic and action-packed experience for both fighters and fans alike. What sets Carnaval Combat Club apart is its unique approach to fighter eligibility. With no restrictions based on the fighters' inception into the sport, the organization embraces the diversity of talent, welcoming seasoned veterans and emerging stars to showcase their skills on the grand stage. This commitment to inclusivity ensures that every event is a melting pot of styles, backgrounds, and stories. Prepare to witness the fusion of passion, skill, and culture as the Carnaval Combat Club takes center stage in London. Whether you're a dedicated MMA enthusiast or a casual observer, Carnaval Combat Club guarantees an unforgettable experience, where every fight is not just a contest of strength, but a celebration of the artistry that is Mixed Martial Arts. Welcome to the Carnaval Combat Club – where the spirit of Brazil meets the heart of London in the pursuit of combat excellence. PS : To avoid being biased, I wouldn't hire my own fighters

For real revenge he's gonna have to put your fighter's dick in a blender or something.

The skill gap between 400 - 402K is much smaller compared to 398 - 400K. We had a lot of fighters created on the id turn and then we also had Island season started. I think you can still make guys that are viable at 400K and we should not break this id up. I rather not have the same thing again as with all the 397, 398, 399K etc. orgs falling apart.

UFC Fight Night: Dolidze vs. Imavov Roman Dolidze vs. Nassourdine Imavov (Camp ArtieBanks) (Camp Runt) Renato Moicano vs. Drew Dober Randy Brown vs. Muslim Salikhov Viviane Araujo vs. Natália Silva (Camp Gonzasco) (Camp Jacman) Aliaskhab Khizriev vs. Makhmud Muradov Gilbert Urbina vs. Charles Radtke Molly McCann vs. Diana Belbiţă Charles Johnson vs. Azat Maksum (Camp Runt) Themba Gorimbo vs. Pete Rodriguez Blake Bilder vs. Jeong Yeong Lee Julija Stoliarenko vs. Luana Carolina Marquel Mederos vs. Landon Quiñones Thomas Petersen vs. Jamal Pogues Camp ArtieBanks: - Nassourdine Imavov [#11] - 3k Camp Runt: - Renato Moicano [#13] - 3k - Azat Maksum - 2k Camp Gonzasco: - Natália Silva [#9] - 5k Camp Jacman: - Aliaskhab Khizriev - 2k

If you have your heart set on 400k then go for 400k. Otherwise there are other options such as going Open ID or it looks as though there could be a gap at 380k now. Whatever you decide, I would suggest a couple of things. Firstly, I would consolidate some of the divisions. 135/145, 155/170, 185/205, 265/265+ for example. This will make it easier to fill active divisions as well as help the optics of having divisions with only a few fighters in it. Not much fun for org owner or fighters at the org constantly fighting the same guys over and over again. Secondly, I would consider offering contracts with a 1 day inactivity and $1 signing bonus. I would put the signing bonus onto the base pay instead (e.g if I was going to offer a contract at 5 x 10/10/10 I'd instead offer 5 x 1/12/10) It works out the same overall but saves you, a start up org, from losing too much in inactives and gives the manager some reassurance should the org not work out and you go inactive. Not saying that's going to happen. Just that it does and has been happening quite a bit lately. Just my two pence worth. But anyway, I sent some cash. It should be enough to get you started at least.

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Well as round 2 comes to a close only 12 fighters remain, as we bid farewell to the first four men to suffer defeat twice. Bobby Greene, Termineitor Latino, Case Knightley and Yuto Yoshida have been eliminated. All three Of The Night Awards were earned by Grand Prix competitors and are as follows: Fight of the Night: Shirley Crabtree vs. Hung Takedo KO of the Night: Jethro King Sub of the Night: Khamzat Magomedov The updated bracket is as follows:

Tristan Sandoval: Don’t worry Declan! I’ll knock out Domingo Don Dominquez (wow that’s a mouthful) for you! Something even one of the famous Veainu’s couldn’t do, but I’m up to the task. You know, I’ve been thinking about it, and I feel like it’s kind of weird that two fighters over 100 pounds apart are smack talking each other so much. I mean, I should be smacking around some guys in my division instead of you. I know what you are going to say. “What the fook you talking about mate” but hear me out. I say we call it a truce and root each other on as established contenders in our separate divisions. You are a good fighter, and I will finally acknowledge that. What do you say we go out for a drink after I pummel this guy in MILF 12? Good luck against Harry Potters brother! Heard he’s got some “tricks” up his sleeve so be careful. P.S. I heard from Butch Harris that Mr. Madness has taken a bit of a liking to you. You should go for him, he’s a very handsome man. Cheers!

MILF Heavyweight Point Standings 1. Crude Jensen 6 Points 1. Bennett Peck 6 Points 1. Kaito Tanaka 6 Points 1. Janne Virtanen 6 Points 1. George Pogie 6 Points 6. Galen Fisherman 5 Points 7. Boyko Mitcheck 0 Points 7. Jesse Kidd 0 Points 7. Jumbo Mills 0 Points 7. Kukina Maluga 0 Points 7. Elliott Acosta 0 Points 7. Aleki Veainu 0 Points 7. Michael Brogan 0 Points Yet to Fight: Judo Dan, Quintin Barnett, Dezzi Island, Kainalu Kekoa, Chandler Warner, King Hippo

MILF Super Heavyweight Point Standings 1. Stefan Schilt 6 Points 1. Scooter McGraw 6 Points 1. Kristopher Marks 6 Points 4. Tristan Sandoval 3 Points 4. DD Dominguez 3 Points 6. Xavierntreal Couture 0 Points 6. Uche Igwe 0 Points 6. Enzo DiMaggio 0 Points 6. Khamzat Aliyev 0 Points 6. Semi Veainu 0 Points Yet to fight: Zare Loki, , Freaky Craig,

MILF Light Heavyweight Point Standings 1. Erik Bjornsson 6 Points 1. Jorma Saarinen 6 Points 1. Pascal Popper 6 Points 1. Mr Pancit 6 Points 1. Mario Isaksson 6 Points 1. Crazy Mike 6 Points 7. Morris Begley 5 Points 7. Derek Rodney 5 Points 7. Orville Dudpops 5 Points 7. Tug Violet 5 Points 11. Jayden Marsh 0 Points 11. Crazy Horse 0 Points 11. Rock Steady 0 Points 11. Metyl Handz 0 Points 11. Gabriel Mil 0 Points 11. Deon Woods 0 Points 11. Zaid Owens 0 Points 11. Mitka Boycheck 0 Points 11. Emile Kasumu 0 Points

MILF Heavyweight League It is now time to bring out the big clowns in the always exciting Heavyweight Division. Sure, are Super Heavyweights may be monstrous but those 265ers are on another level of brute savagery. The MMA world was founded on the supremacy of this division, and I think to this day it still holds true as the most exciting division mostly contributed to lack of good cardio and terrible mismatches but that's neither here nor there. Now let's 20 entrants into the Heavyweight MILF league! vs Crazy Mike (2-0-0) Boyko Mitcheck (1-0-0) Starting things off is the Main Event contest on Sunday's MILF 6 card as grapplers collide. Crazy Mike hails from Brooklyn, United Kingdom which I must say damned you for making me Google the Legitimacy of that town! Crazy has rallied of two straight first round wins which he has demanstraded his masterfull use of the clinch in both fights. Crazy Mike brother from another mother of Crazy Horse will be Ispa Murhapuro 's second entrant into the MILF Leagues. Russian BJJ Brown belt Boyko Mitcheck pulled off the most incredible come back wins so far this Island season when he armbarred MR Pancit at MILF Prospects 2, with just 2 seconds left on the fight clock. Much like his Main Event opponent Mr Mitcheck is the brother to LHW Mitka fighting out of the Mit Dm crusade. vs Crude Jensen (1-0-0) Jesse Kidd (1-0-0) Another Clash of styles is up next as the boxer/wrestler does battle with the BJJ brown belt. Crude Jensen calls Dopenhagen, Denmark home and is off to a 1-0 start this Island season. Jensen's QFC debut went just the way manager Grant Brophy expected I assume, as he wore his opponent down with several successful sprawls shutting down his foes Takedowns completely. The Big Dane finished his opposition with a big an overhand right and some Hammer fists. Next up fighting out of Glasgow, Scotland the big ball of blubber thunder known as Jesse Kidd. Kidd ended the career of Mr Island before it really even got started when he took him down and suffocated him with those man titties, there really is no coming back from that is there? You can't sleep on Jesse's jitz he displayed that, and his manager Bijnok Trink will be there to guide him. vs Jumbo Mills (1-0-0) Bennett Peck (1-1-0) Looks like we will have an epic slugfest in the third Heavyweight matchup as two Boxers face off. Heavy Handed Australian Boxer Jumbo "Bloody" Mills made his professional debut at MILF Prospects 1 in thrilling fashion with a Spinning Back fist, which was followed up with some un-needed strikes as the ref looked to shocked to do his damn job. Mills will be the final member of the Albert Summertop group. We have a second Scottsman to join the MILF HW league by the name of Bennett Peck. Peck also a highly touted boxer had an equally impressive debut but fell victim to a Kimura lock in his second QFC outing. Bennett will be God War's sole Islander this round. vs Kaito Tanaka (1-0-0) Kukina Maluga (0-1-0) Sticking with the showdown of strikers we have another boxer vs Muay Thai experience in store. The native of Osaka, Japan Kaito Tanaka is a phenomenal boxer which was showed in his Pro debut. In that debut he let his fist fly landing 83% of his punches in route to a dominant Unanimous Decision verdict. Kaito will be cornered by the talented Akira Shigeru as he and fellow training mate Erik Bjornsson look for Island glory this season. Kukina "Bubblebath" Maluga is the illegitimate child of the MMA legend Kilo Maluga and though his famed father denies this you can't deny that face. Maluga has a solid background in Muay Thai and Wrestling and is known to have a lil chunk of that KO power of his pa. Kukina will be the final Team Judas member for the MILF leagues let's hope he lives up to his potential. vs Galen Fisherman (1-0-0) Elliott Acosta (0-0-0) A battle of young American striker's steps in as the 5th Heavyweight contest. Galen Fisherman of Omaha, Nebraska is the final John Wolf fighter to take part in the League this year. Much like his training partners, Galen has a strong background in Boxing as he looks to round out his skill set. Fisherman has collected a KO victory already at MILF Prospects 2 as he now looks to step into the spotlight as the league begins. Rounding out the Ragnar Ragnarson Fight Team is Toledo's Elliott Acosta. Elliott will be making his Pro debut Sunday and looks to have a Muay Thai base. Much like his opponent Acosta is just 18 years old and will be rounding out his skills this Island season. vs Janne Virtanen (0-0-0) Aleki Veainu (0-0-0) Two more MMA debuts as Finland meets Tonga in a battle of the beats. Muay Thai Practitioner Jane Virtanen hails from Espoo, Finland and fights out of the Sakki Karvonen camp. Virtanen as stated makes his long-awaited MMA debut. Before his signing Janne thought about a career in Milking snakes which he abruptly quit after his first ass bite. The next wave of Veainu brothers have landed on the Island as Aleki looks to follow in his older bros' footsteps. Aleki "Zombie" Veainu has a background in boxing and wrestling. Also making his debut this 23-year-old Tongan should be one to keep an eye on if he has the sauce. vs Michael Brogan (0-1-0) George Pogie (0-1-0) Interesting matchup of wrestler vs BJJ is up next, both looking to bounce back after their debut losses. Michael Brogan dubbed the "The Hulk Hogan of Showman" will be rounding out Jake Kelley 's group this Island season. Brogan a wonderful wrestler had some struggles in his debut but expect this toledo born youngster to get in a better rhythm this time around. George Pogie From Delutte, United States has a solid background in BJJ where he currently holds a Brown belt status. Pogie and cornerman Sihu You didn't get the chance to showcase their skills much in the debut at MILF prospects 1 but luckily the league only officially started last weekend. Time to shine tomorrow boys. vs King Hippo (0-1-0) Dezzi Island (1-0-0) Two recent signings will meet at MILF 7 this Wednesday in a classic striker vs grappler bout. Hippo Island, Samoa will be represented by King Hippo himself. Hippo had a very unfortunate debut fight after winning the first round he was forced to withdraw due to a cut. Though he struggled on his back that fight he was a perfect 26/26 on his punches standing. Not bad at all for primarily a wrestler, expect Head Coach Mac Little to have him firing on all cylinders just protect that belly big boy. Dezzi Island made a successful debut in his QFC outing, before signing with MILF. Dezzi nullified his opponents' Takedown attempts in route to a 2nd round One KO. Island is a member of the Jero Wolf team and fights out of St. Paul, Minnesota. vs Kainalu Kekoa (1-0-0) Chandler Warner (1-0-0) Wrestling vs Muay Thai as two Americans look to battle for their second wins on the Island. Hailing from Kaneohe, Hawaii Kainalu Kekoa brings with him a wonderful wrestling pedigree and decent coxing. As stated in my previous preview his debut was nothing more than an Exhibition bout, so we didn't get a chance to see his true style. However a win is a win, and he is 1-0 as him and Manager Squirrely Dan look to hop into the MILF HW league. Chandler Warner fights out of Chicago, Illinois and has a background in Muay Thai. Warner had quite the explosive debut at MILF Prospects 4 notching an incredible 5 second KO. All be it that was against a man he outweighed by nearly 100 pounds let's see how he fairs against fellow HW's. vs Judo Dan (1-0-0) Quintin Barnett (1-0-0) Are final HW fight will be between two recent signings off to excellent starts. Las Vegas. Nevada is the home of Judo Dan who is an accomplished wrestler mixed with a splash of Muay Thai. In Dan's debut he showcased his Clinch work with a perfect 16/16 strikes landed inside the clinch in route to a first round TKO win. Judo will be Pekka Pouta 's lone Island fighter as he looks to make a statement in his MILF debut. Last but not least we have Cali native Quintin Barrett of the Liminha God fight team. Barrett looks to be the most balanced fighter in this division with a background in Wrestling and Muay Thai. He also has a blue belt in BJJ which may come in handy, it wasn't needed in his debut though as he opened a striker's clinic on his foe both in and out of the clinch.