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God dammit 0-3 for me lol

Hi, I'm Wolfgang Hess and welcome to Jackass

Already had a few guys message me saying they are gonna sack their fighters in my 365K ID org to free up space for 370K....

TOP OF THE ROCK Rock FC has been up and running for a couple of months now and already hosted 14 events to date. Let's have a look at some of the fighters on top of their divisions and others on their way up... BANTAMWEIGHT DIVISION Kazuo Imanari 4-0 Submission Specialist This Japanese fighter sits at the top of the Bantamweight Rock with 4 submission wins under his belt, 2 of which have been chosen as sub of the night in the ROCK FC octagon. Seemingly unstoppable and at the top of his game, he will have his hands full with his next opponent as they compete for the title in a couple of weeks. Youssef Bennani 3-0 Knockout Artist Bennani is becoming a fan favorite very quickly, like Kazuo he has never seen the 2nd round and its unsurprising with his style of fighting. He goes for the kill straight out the gates and so far that strategy seems to be working very well indeed. Back Stabber 1-1 Brawler Stabber is on our lookout list. He started his career with a vicious 9 second knockout displaying very powerful hands, unfortunately his reckless style cost him at the hands of Bennani in his last outing and in a turn of events his management dropped him. Thankfully he was picked up again - perhaps this will be the fresh start Stabber needs. We think he has the skills to be great at ROCK FC. FEATHERWEIGHT DIVISION Rafael Benedetti 4-0 Muay Thai Master Benedetti appeared on the first ROCK FC card and has shown his dominance since. He'll keep you guessing using his punches and kicks and has shown that he is capable on the ground when he has faced some adversity. He rightfully sits at the top of the FW rock and will be eyeing up the opportunity to become the first FW champ. Pinocchio Cruz 3-1 Hit 'n' Hope Cruz has been quite the character and has been undefeated since entering the ROCK FC cage. Perhaps the biggest over achiever in the organization and we love to see it! Cruz fights with a style that can compare to that of a Hail Mary pass in the dying seconds of an NFL game and always get the winning touchdown. We look forward to seeing him in the cage again very soon. The Ultimate Warrior 3-1 Fisty Cuffs Warrior is new to ROCK FC but the fans already want to see more after his wild scrap and one punch power. A lot to prove yet, but he is off to a solid start. Renji Abarai 0-1 Hard Hitting Prospect Renji is still an unknown but has some hype around him in the amateur circuit. Some have sworn he will be the champ at some point, he is said to have hands of stone and a Granite chin. Watch this space. LIGHTWEIGHT DIVISION Vladimir Kalishnikov 7-0-1 Surgeon Vlad picks apart his opponents with smart surgical striking. He knows exactly how to play to his strengths and it hasn't let him down so far. He is the champ for a reason although worrying news has emerged that his management might be going under and this could leave our lightweight champ in limbo... Here's to hoping one of ROCK FC's most hyped fighter is back to continue his dominant legacy soon. Demolition Smash 2-1 Wrecking Ball Smash has decided to move up to the pro's after finding success in the minor leagues. He is coming off 2 KO wins with his powerful hands. He will have to prove himself against veteran Azari in his next outing. Ivan Kamenev 1-0 Smesh, Smesh, Sub In his own words Ivan is a 'smesh, smesh, sub' fighter. Like numerous other in the LW division, he is young and raw but with great potential. He smesh and subbed his way to a victory and hope to see more of exactly that. Cole Driscoll 1-2 Killing em softly Cole doesn't have an impressive record but he is an up and comer with a wide arsenal of skills. Fans have been slightly disappointed with his start and trolls have been claiming he has pillow hands on MMA forums... Cole vows to finish his next opponent and silence the haters. WELTERWEIGHT DIVISION Ralph Hall 6-0 Tap or Snap Hall is ROCK FC's most popular fighter and WW Champ. He has been unstoppable so far in his career, with 6 submission wins and 4 submission of the night awards he has earned his belt and his hype. Ralph is currently waiting to see who will be his next victim after he made easy work of Papa John. Papa John 5-2 Bruiser Papa John will bring the fight and if he connects with your chin there's a good chance its over. He is another one who has exceeded expectations but he does have his 'achilles heel' which is his ground game. If you can get John to the ground its red panty night. Garbis Topalian 3-1 GNP dominator Garbis has found success when he is able to take his opponent down and rain down hammerfists. He is very capable on the ground and has shown proficiency in the striking game but there is something to be desired in that aspect. Harris Mint 2-0 All rounder Mint is another young prospect with the sky being the limit, he appears to be a true martial artist and one to look out for very soon. Will he live up to expectations? MIDDLEWEIGHT DIVISION Dave Leopoldo 6-1 ​Clinch Rapist extraordinaire Leopoldo is a master at his craft, you either hate it or love it but does love the clinch with a side of boxing. Dave is our MW champ and he always puts on a show. His last 2 fights have been FOTN and both ending in victories for our boy Dave. He may have a tough time ahead of him with some young studs rising through the ranks but he isn't scared of em and has the ability to win any fight as long as he gets them in his clutches. Milo Andrianakis 3-0 Pancakes all day Milo may be Greek but he doesn't don the body of a Greek god that's for sure. This chubster aint no pushover though, he has flattened his 3 opponents like pancakes and has earned himself a shot at the title. Many bookies have him as the favorite despite being the challenger. There are numerous prospects in the MW division so to summarize: Bombo Zola (3-1), Eric Distefano (2-0), Joel Miller (2-1), Ubaldo Cortez (1-2), Mladen Petric (3-1), Ndamukong Song (0-1) HEAVYWEIGHT DIVISION Mahmoud Hussein 3-0 Deadly Striker Hussein earned his title with 3 1st round knockouts and he made it look easy. In his last fight the two fighters had some beef and he squashed that very fast and even got his opponents management to drop him. Some extra salt on the wound there. Hussein is in need of some worthy competition - the HW division is looking a little sparse for his liking at the moment but ROCK FC is doing everything they can to change that. Khosrov Hashempour 4-2 Kill or be Killed Everyone loves a fighter like Hashempour. He leaves nothing in the cage and will come forward non stop to get that KO....or be on the wrong end of one. He has been great value to ROCK FC and I am sure there is plenty more to come from him.

Also, I need to arrange a custom championship belt - I'll get this sorted soon.

Congrats to the champs! Both finished their opponents very quickly... gonna need to find solid opponents for you guys! Only one fight made it out of the first round... fuckin hell

I'll sign up mate

Sorry pal I'm not trying to be 'shitty'. I said before and I guess I'll say again - This will be a one off for just this round and I will go back to 3 weeks between fights and promise not to invalidate the whole idea lol. This week I was off work for and had to do the run around so was a little slack with tycoon but I'm all free as of sunday and will be back to writeups and updates. For now we are all set for the next round anyway.

Had a few people concerned about training time and I kinda agree tbh, didn't leave much time after creation as well. I could just make this round an exception then go back to 3 weeks between fights for the last 2 rounds, so that I don't stray too far away from the original schedule.

ONce again apologies, could make a list of excuses but I wont waste your time. Thanks to those who helped with picks! CK is up with the next pick

GONY event 3 pick orders: DON UNDER vs NYC WARTHOGS James Rocksteady W 00:11 NYCW Casimiro Nicoletta W 00:22 NYCW Anthony Lalime W 11:56 DU Hafir Dharris W 15:00 NYCW Pekka Vesuri L 03:56 NYCW Roy Read L 03:46 DU Larry Day L 03:18 DU Apollo Creed L 02:53 NYCW Ned Kelly L 01:55 DU Bruno Luciano L 01:35 DU HELLS KITCHEN IMPALERS vs GWADS MERRY MEN II Constantin Niculescu W 01:48 HKH Pizza Rat W 02:53 GMM Hossein Khosrow Ali Vaziri W 03:56 GMM Vlad Dracula W 06:56 HKH Get Wet About Don L 15:00 GMM Chizzled Abs L 02:55 HKH Sylvester Scarano L 01:42 HKH Hansie Fick L 01:30 HKH Kung Flu L 00:22 GMM Dick Johnson L 00:11 GMM DRAFT DODGERS vs PUG UGLIES Manus Murphy W 01:30 PU Duck Dodgers W 01:35 DD Mickey Featherstone W 01:42 PU Chris Tycoon W 01:55 DD Oliver McCarthy W 02:55 PU D.D Panda W 03:18 DD Gabe Gambino W 03:46 DD Mark Piazza L 11:56 DD Frankie McGregor L 06:56 PU Thomas O Farrelly L 01:48 PU

so sorry guys! this time i promise the order will be up tomorrow morning my time. This has not died lol dont worry GONY lives on.

I'll have the fight pick orders posted tomorrow, haven't had a lot of free time today. Also, I'm triggered at my 2nd loss so I demand a Can picks me next, thx.

Look who it is!

The following night The Pug Uglies and the NYC Warthogs would meet after 2 lopsided gang battles. The Warthogs rolled up revving their engines outside Paddy O'Malleys bar where the Pug Uglies were often found getting shit faced inside. Mickey Featherstone and Frankie Mcgregor finished up at the bar and gathered the rest of the Uglies to fight outside front of the pub... The Pug Uglies kicked the door open and streamed out causing a ruckus and shouting in thick Irish american accents, crowds circled round the commotion as Oliver McCarthy boldly approached the Warthogs top man, James Rocksteady. Aware of McCarthy's notoriously Granite like chin, Rocksteady didn't waste no time by picking his opponent up off his feet and thrusting him down onto his ass before putting him to sleep with his arm around Oliver's neck. The crowd could tell Rocksteady was rightfully a man to be feared as they backed away in awe of his slick destruction... Meanwhile, NYC hog Hafir Dharis had his hands full with the Uglies top dog, Mickey Featherstone. Mickey might've had a few too many pints in O'Malleys because he was swinging and missing as Hafir looked composed and pounded away at his enemies face relentlessly... Mickey's face looked like mince meat once he was done with him. Like we had seen the night before, things were starting to loo too easy for one gang - Vesuri was kicking Manus Murphy at will and it surely wouldn't be long before Murphy's legs would fall from underneath him but in a crazy turn of events he pulled Vesuri to the ground and locked in a brutal looking armbar that drew a loud roar from Vesuri's mouth and a pop from his arm, good thing he is used to only using his legs! The tides were turning in favor of the Pug Uglies, Thomas O Farrelly smacked the suave Nicoletta right in the chops and sent his expensive cigar flying out of his mouth.. Tommy was piecing him up for a short while which brought smile to that grumpy lookin face of his, Casimiro kept calm and clinched up with Tommy an went off on one as he dirty boxed that ugly mug of Tommy until he fell to his knees and passed out. The battle was already won and Apollo Creed was feeling confident that he would put the cherry on top, he was a proud boxer in the city and always brought his lucky gloves to a fight... Frankie McGregor certainly didn't appreciate the arrogance of Creed and as he was circling around dancing he clipped him with a quick spinning back-fist which drew blood from Creed's mouth... Could this be a silver lining for the Irish american crime family? Hell no said Creed as he decided it was time to put this boy out of his misery, he made it look easy as he tore Frankie apart with numerous super speed punches to the head the last of which was a huge overhand right that left Frankie crumpled on the floor. The hogs took over O'Malleys Irish Pub that night and damn near emptied the bar of its booze.

Its been a couple weeks since the first of the Gang violence begun and already we can get a sense for who the real threats to the city are. It was a gory, bloody start to the violence, you can tell everyone was rearing to get their hands on the competition... Every single scrap that took place ended with the sound of a knockout punch to the jaw, a shriek of pain from a broken limb or the sound of silence as they were put to sleep with a vicious choke...Not one fight was left to be debated who the victor was. Did you really expect anything less? This is GONY bitch. There is no mercy in GONY. As the gangsters prepare for the second battle let's reflect on what can only be described as a bukkake of blood in the opener.... First up the Draft Dodgers and the hell's Kitchen Hellions agreed to meet in an abandoned warehouse somewhere in downtown New York. Perhaps the most heated rivals in the city stood face to face in the middle of the warehouse waiting to see who'd make the first move... Mark Piazza was that man who dared attack first and with no hesitation the rest followed. He ran straight for the chizzled one full speed ahead and with a click of a finger 'Chabs' was out cold on the dusty warehouse floor after receiving an uppercut from hell! It was perhaps this connection that got his fellow Dodgers fired up for battle. the short of stature but big in heart DD Panda charged forward trying to take Don Dracula down but took a swift punch to his dome which drew blood from his forehead - immediately Vlad's eyes widened as he smelled blood and as he went to deliver the finishing blow Panda countered with a takedown and it wasn't long before the fierce little bastard got hold of the lanky Don's knee and shifted it out of place... The Don had fallen and his trusty right hand man Constantin Niculescu was having none of it. Constantin rushed over to step in for his Don but out of nowhere the hideous Duck Dodgers who he had run into before at O'Malleys bar gave him a crisp jab to the chin... Another cheap shot from the Ugly Duckling! He managed to get a few more shots in before Constantin wisely tripped him to the floor and reigned down with ferocious ground and pound until Duck could take no more... Elsewhere in the now bloodied warehouse Sly Scarano and Chris Tycoon were trading blows, Sly wanted nothing more than to win for his anxious boss Daly and at one point it was looking good... Until Chris baffled him with chopping cowardly leg kicks before dragging Sly to the ground and ultimately turning him into a fucking pretzel...Things weren't looking good for the Hellions but there was pride on the line and with perhaps the most anticipated showdown of the evening was between 2 guys that despise each other... This scrap will be remembered for years to come as you could sense the disdain between the two... They both came out swinging wildly - fists flying all over the place some connecting and some whistling through thin air. Eventually Fick landed what looked like a finishing combination on Gambino as he slammed down to the floor, Fick followed and tried with all his might to strangle the life out of his downed foe but Gambino said 'not today' and after making his way to his feet he ended this wild confrontation with a huge punch echoed throughout the place and finished Fick off with an endless stream of elbows from above. The night was done for the Hellions as only Constantin was seen assisting his fallen comrades... The Dodgers were taunting and celebrating as they helped their boy Duck to his feet and out the door. A dominant win for the Dodgers surely ended in nothing other than a communal golden shower back at the HQ... Across town there was another 'meeting' going on. Don Under and Gwads merry men II faced off in China Town, Kung Flu was only allowed a quick break from his shift at the chinese laundry so insisted it must take place there... All the gangsters were waiting eagerly outside the launderette as Flu was running late... Finally flu appears out the door and without a word eyes up Don Under and chooses his victim... Ned Kelly acknowledges his smug gaze and gives him a smirk and taunts him with a cocky come hither movement with his hand. Like a bat out of Wuhan, Flu sprints towards Kelly and Kung Flu'd the living shit out of Kelly before he could even throw a punch of his own. The rest of the gangsters were left speechless unsure of what they just witnessed as Flu silently struts back to work and Ned is left staring into the night sky as if he has just met eyes with medusa. A panicked passer by blew her rape whistle as that's exactly what she thought she has just witnessed, but the noise startled the gangsters and just like that both gangs charged at one another... Don Gwad led the charge of his merry men and with no hesitation took his target Larry Day straight down and choked him out like it was nothing...His pal Pizza Rat took note and pretty much performed an action replay on Bruno Luciano before could even exhale the last puff of his cigar...Things were getting ugly real fast for the Don Under's until Anthony Lalime managed to redeem his peers with a very slick combination which left the iron Sheik bloodied and face first on the floor. Lalime caught up in the moment was celebrating without realizing that the majority of his team and been defeated with ease... He turned round to see the last of his brothers, Roy Read on the wrong end of a vicious right hook from the dirty Dick Johnson to finish off what was clearly a one sided beat down, Dick let out an ungodly belch and lifted up his hip flask to cheers his Merry men while Lalime was last seen sprinting out of China town... Gwad and his merry men won the night and proved to the people of NYC they are a force to be reckoned with. Pug Uglies vs NYC Warthogs recap coming soon

So you're saying there's a chance? Mark Yonic wins by Judo Chop at 00:30 seconds of round 1. You heard it here first.

*unzips*

Can someone from the draft dodgers choose an opponent for DD Panda? I mailed him to make a pick but still nada.

Draft Dodgers vs Don Under 1 Mark Piazza W 00:29 DD 2 Anthony Lalime W 00:48 DU 3 D.D Panda W 01:23 DD 4 Chris Tycoon W 01:59 DD 5 Gabe Gambino W 07:55 DD 6 Roy Read L 04:47 DU 7 Duck Dodgers L 04:26 DD 8 Larry Day L 01:58 DU 9 Ned Kelly L 00:42 DU 10 Bruno Luciano L 00:18 DU NYC Warthogs vs Gwads Merry Men II 1 Pizza Rat W 00:18 GMM 2 Kung Flu W 00:42 GMM 3 Apollo Creed W 01:41 NYCW 4 Casimiro Nicoletta W 01:42 NYCW 5 Get Wet About Don W 01:58 GMM 6 James Rocksteady W 02:59 NYCW 7 Hafir Dharris W 03:53 NYCW 8 Dick Johnson W 04:47 GMM 9 Pekka Vesuri L 06:47 NYCW 10 Hossein Khosrow Ali Vaziri L 00:48 GMM Pug Uglies vs Hell's Kitchen Hellions 1 Constantin Niculescu W 04:26 HKH 2 Manus Murphy W 06:24 PU 3 Hansie Fick L 07:55 HKH 4 Mickey Featherstone L 03:53 PU 5 Oliver McCarthy L 02:59 PU 6 Sylvester Scarano L 01:59 HKH 7 Thomas O Farrelly L 01:42 PU 8 Frankie McGregor L 01:41 PU 9 Vlad Dracula L 01:23 HKH 10 Chizzled Abs L 00:29 HKH

lol Oh wouldn't that be nice sheesh...

polishing my boots rn

Draft Dodgers vs Don Under 1 Mark Piazza W 00:29 DD 2 Anthony Lalime W 00:48 DU 3 D.D Panda W 01:23 DD 4 Chris Tycoon W 01:59 DD 5 Gabe Gambino W 07:55 DD 6 Roy Read L 04:47 DU 7 Duck Dodgers L 04:26 DD 8 Larry Day L 01:58 DU 9 Ned Kelly L 00:42 DU 10 Bruno Luciano L 00:18 DU NYC Warthogs vs Gwads Merry Men II 1 Pizza Rat W 00:18 GMM 2 Kung Flu W 00:42 GMM 3 Apollo Creed W 01:41 NYCW 4 Casimiro Nicoletta W 01:42 NYCW 5 Get Wet About Don W 01:58 GMM 6 James Rocksteady W 02:59 NYCW 7 Hafir Dharris W 03:53 NYCW 8 Dick Johnson W 04:47 GMM 9 Pekka Vesuri L 06:47 NYCW 10 Hossein Khosrow Ali Vaziri L 00:48 GMM Pug Uglies vs Hell's Kitchen Hellions 1 Constantin Niculescu W 04:26 HKH 2 Manus Murphy W 06:24 PU 3 Hansie Fick L 07:55 HKH 4 Mickey Featherstone L 03:53 PU 5 Oliver McCarthy L 02:59 PU 6 Sylvester Scarano L 01:59 HKH 7 Thomas O Farrelly L 01:42 PU 8 Frankie McGregor L 01:41 PU 9 Vlad Dracula L 01:23 HKH 10 Chizzled Abs L 00:29 HKH

Gwads Lads and the Warthogs fights already sent out, well done m8's. I look forward to curb stomping whichever ugly pug I face.