ValentinasAss

Since I can't start a new thread, I'll ask this here: Who is interested in 370k+ KT? Would you create 1 370k+ KT fighter? more than 1? or zero - not interested?

Massive Wanker will gladly kick all these asses if you can work it out with the HFC owner. He may not want to since Wanker is an undefeated champion.

The Convicted Brain Trust:

Never bet on a Uriah Hall fight, neither for nor against him. That mother fucker wins the fights he's supposed to lose and loses the fights he's supposed to win.

Alex has no way to win. Can't submit Wanker. Can't KO Wanker. Can't last 5x5 minute rounds vs Wanker to make it to a decision.

Wanker vs Boris Krylov is signed. Krylov gets his chance at glory. Unfortunately for him, it's going to end the same way it has for everyone else.

Lev Davidovitch Bronstein is the only fighter to take Wanker into the 4th round and he's done it twice now. Wanker: 11 fights, 11 finishes, 11 wins. Everyone knows that Massive Wanker has a BIG HEART and is DETERMINED, but having just survived 3 1/2 rounds of Bronstein GnP, I'd say Wanker also has a TITANIUM CHIN.

http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14760593138760.png Massive Wanker Whew! That was a close one. I need to work on my transitions.

http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14920244866260.gif "THE Badass Motherfucker" Techno Viking I am the man who scores a first round KO over minor league "champions" who have never been KO'd before. Who's next?

Squidward is 1/2 right - that OR should have been AND.

Hidden Attributes Hidden attributes are just as important as the other skills. They are hidden because they are intangible, natural attributes, which (for the most part) don't change over time. You may find hints to your fighter's level in each of these attributes by analyzing fight commentary or watching how fast the train. Intelligence - Does not change through time. This is their natural intelligence and will dictate how readily they will change their game plan during a fight, if they are losing. An intelligent fighter may also recognize when his opponent is hurt and will go for the kill when appropriate. Experience - Changes through time. Has a similar effect to intelligence. Heart - A fighter with a big heart will be TKO'd less easily. They will also become MORE dangerous if they are hurt. Chin - Maaaaark Hunto des! Good chin = difficult to KO. Injury proneness - At present, the only injuries in MMA Tycoon will happen after a fight. If you get injured, it will negatively affect your performance during fights. Self confidence - A more self confident fighter will have a tendency to move forward. You may wish to counter this using tactics. Cuts - Cuts happen during a fight. If they get too bad, the fight will be stopped by TKO (cuts). Fast Learner - If someone is a fast learner, they will train more effectively and go up in skills more quickly. This is something you need to pay attention to. If you're training someone who just "doesn't get it", then they will improve so slowly that you're basically wasting your time... if you get that feeling, you're better off releasing your fighter and diverting your attention to someone new, who has more potential. Natural KO - Some people have huge muscles but punch like a 12 year old girl... OK, well maybe that's pushing it a bit but your ability to KO someone does not just depend on your strength - there's something intangible in there too. In MMA Tycoon, this variable is it. The maximum value for these hidden attributes is 150.

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I do. I'd totally hit that.

Obviously, because I don't have any unrestricted ID fighters, and Blake has few, and they either shouldn't be unrestricted yet or are de-popping like MFers, so YES I picked my team and am offering to let Convicted pick their team to match.

Hijack in progress!!! What is a better Team name: Team Ass/Phoenix or Team Phoenix/Ass? What everyone REALLY wants to know is can the Brothers of Destruction defeat the entire Convicted alliance in a 5 on 5 battle. If our history vs Karter is an indicator, then YES! Our Team: 1) Angelo Moore - 340k 185lbs 2) Blake Phoenix - 355k 205lbs 3) Izzy Bangin - 340k 170lbs 4) Techno Viking - 340k 265+lbs 5) Massive Wanker - 350k 265+lbs Convicted can field a team matching these IDs and weight classes from any/all of the managers who are members of Convicted as of the time of this post - no ringers (aka no bringing in a new alliance member for this competition). In the event that no one in Convicted is able to to match up with one or more of the fighters above, we are willing to consider substituting some of our other fighters, such as: - Vadim Golovkin 330k 145lbs - Roli Poli 330k 170lbs or maybe some of my little guys such as Killer Kidd or Third Eye. No underweight fighters. Walk-around weight must be at least the weights listed above. Losing team pays the winning team $1 Million Tycoon $. We may be Camara's "powerful friends," but we are NOT Camara's "Rich friends." This will probably never happen, because other than Karter when you catch him in a brave mood, Convicted is a bunch of pussies.

Didn't it used to be not random? Didn't it used to cycle through the possible ages, so that all were represented an equal number of times?

Techno Viking is sadly unable to fight on July 4 because he will still be recovering from an injury, however... Bleeding Spanner is willing to fight Conor Barbarian at HW on July 4. Bleeding Spanner has already fully healed from the minor abrasion he acquired while beating down Kilo Maluga. http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/38/38w3.jpg vs http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15279694162842.jpg ?

Not feeling this one, sorry. Rigel is the perfect build to beat Izzy and is way lower hype. Once Izzy is maxxed, he'll fight anybody, but right now this is a bad matchup for me.

http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/38/38w3.jpg vs http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14390840437078.png Spanner lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range. http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/cut2.gifIt looks like Kilo Maluga has been cut. Spanner cracks Maluga with a right hand to the side of the head. http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/cut2.gifKilo Maluga's cut is getting worse. Nice jab there from Spanner. http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/cut2.gifKilo Maluga's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it. Maluga shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it. http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/cut2.gifJeez, Kilo Maluga's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked. Spanner paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button. The referee calls the doctor in to look at Kilo Maluga's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout! Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:16 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Bleeding Spanner! In his post fight interview, Bleeding Spanner gave a big smile as he said 'Kilo Maluga 0. Team Ass 2. Ohhhhhhhh, my piss is going in his mouth!!!'. Kilo Maluga spoke after the fight, saying 'My name is Kilo. Born to bleed.'. http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/products/1589083129Golden%20Shower%20T-Shirt.jpg

Also, Third Eye (P4P 123) is available at 340k, 145 lbs. and Izzy "Bang Bang" Bangin (P4P 187) at 340k, 170 lbs. and Massive Wanker (P4P 222) at 350k, 265+ lbs.

If you still have openings, "THE Badass Motherfucker" Techno Viking will lend his awesomeness to this event IF he remains undefeated on 6/20 AND has less than 14 days injuries.

Tune in June 20th to watch Karter lose again: http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/38/38w3.jpg vs http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14390840437078.png Underground FC 135

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http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14760593138760.png Massive Wanker 9 Fights, 9 wins, 9 finishes. 6 title fight wins. 2 belts. Who's next?