VFC - New York.

[Warwynd]

(Anthony Tinsdell and his girlfriend, a cheerleader for the New York Giants, sit in seats at the front row of the Underground, waiting for the fights to start. There are three empty seats and Kenrick Nikil sits in the next seat, with Frances Rose seated next to him. The camera pans over them, Tinsdell holds up three fingers and mouths something into the camera.)

 

Jeff Seemann: There's Anthony Tinsdell with his girlfriend, the lovely Ashley Finnigan, cheerleader for the New York Giants. What a cutie she is. Tinsdell is holding up three fingers, and I can't hear what he is saying, but I would imagine he is saying something about the fight against Curtis Dodson which is set to happen in three days. A short way down from him is Kenrick Nikil, also due to fight on the Midweek Madness IV card in three days. Next to him is Frances Rose a cardio trainer at the VFC Rookie Academy. There have been rumors to the effect that he and her have been dating for awhile now. I'm surprised that McRiddle allows that sort of fraternization to go on within his Org. Then again, from what I've heard of McRiddle's after parties, I guess it's anything goes.

[Guest]

Don King Jr. here. We would just like it known to Kimmy and any other booker that all of our fighters are open to the right fight. If put on rest or not, we are ready to take fights if the right one is presented to us.

[Guest]

JD Almanez facebook update

 

"looking forward to fighting Luke Warm, he's one of the few top talented guys @185 in VFC, should be a good one but I feel confident in my skills that I can win"

[Warwynd]

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Anthony Tinsdell

 

Facebook update.

Anthony Tinsdell: Today is the big day in a couple ways. One it's my birthday! Yay! but more importantly it's the big fight against Curtis Dodson. This guy is the toughest opponent I have EVER faced and this fight is gonna be sick. Wish me luck!

 

Comments:

Kenrick Nikil: Good luck, buddy

Anthony Tinsdell: You too, man. You got a big fight today also.

Judith Tinsdell: Happy Birthday, Tony! I love you! And good luck in the big fight today. Your father and I are gonna be there to see it.

Anthiny Tinsdell: Thanks, mom. That means a lot.

147 other comments...

[Guest]

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A reporter has managed to catch up with Dustin Oliveira as he walks back to his dressing room after knocking out Gray Maynard.

 

Reporter: First off, how happy are you with this win?

 

Dustin: I just knocked out Gray Maynard; no one has done that before. I want Jon Davis again, because he got lucky. Getting knocked out of the tournament was a fluke; there's no one in VFC who can beat me, period. I'm going to be the champion, and if anyone thinks they can take that from me, step up.

 

Reporter: What makes you...

 

Dustin walks off.

[Steel]

Sergio 'Hurricane' Morales has just KTFO of Hurl, and is hobbling back to the changing area, Richie Ciapelli of MMA USofA, drunkenly staggers after him:

 

Richie ' Sergio, Ricky Warner of MMA Addict said Hurl would whupp your ass, what you got to say for all the doubters?'

 

Sergio ' Is he is here? Do you see me now Ricky!?!?'

 

Richie ' Whats next Sergio? You injured?'

 

Sergio ' Ahhh bruised the foot on Hurls chin, his jaw is broke, aint no doubtin that. They need someone to fight next week, so if Jordan Silver wants it.... then fuck it man, Im OK, unless that man bitch Gaffney got the balls now?'

 

Richie turns back to his cameraman ' so there you have it VFC fans, Morales - Silver for the 30th, you got one fight to fill on the card Kimmi.... '

[Guest]

hey I know u only got a few more cards ready to go until u have to start making more and sending out fights, Team Wright is ready to go if u need any of them, Tiberio has been training and is ready to go, same with our new guy Karl Backer

[Steel]

VFC Floods

 

Evening MMA fans I’m Richie Ciapelli of MMA USofA and though I won’t be in attendance this weekend as I’m off the Amsterdam for a city break holiday, my thoughts are with Kimmi McRiddle, who is fighting for his life following last weekends drive by shooting. McRiddle was a talisman, an enigma, and very much a ladies man. It is my understanding that while he will recover, and return to the helm of the VFC, shrapnel lodged deep in his genitalia has led to its amputation and it is the devastating loss of his man tackle that has led to the deep emotional distress that has delayed his return to the VFC empire he so covets.

 

So get well soon Kimmi – we love you man, even though them lovin days are over for you, we need you!!!!!!

 

Hawkins Vs Young

 

Former All American Hawkins has taken the VFC by storm by going 3-0 in the VFC and 4-0 overall. At 25 he has hit the ground running and clocked up 3 submission victories to date. A remarkable wrestler complimented by a purple belt in BJJ, he dominated a BJJ Brown belt in his last fight en route to a unanimous points decision. Tonight he stands on the brink of that title shot but standing in his way is another 4-0 fighter in Jimmy ‘ All Night’ Young. Young has mixed his career between the VFC and QFC in compiling his record, and his lay and pray tactics have proved very successful to date.

Both these guys are wrestlers at heart, and are in the semis because they can take a guy down frequently, but Hawkins does seem the more exciting fighter. Hawkins will need to stay active on the ground to get the judges eye, because Young will go for a take down, use lay and pray, and wait for the referee to stand em up, then bore us to death by doing this all over again.

For the sake of the VFC tourney and something called ‘entertainment’ lets hope Hawkins can get the win!

 

Davis Vs Wellman Jnr

 

Davis has stormed in to the semis by demonstrating devastating ground skills, and has quickly made a name for himself with two sublime submissions. Last time out to he submitted the more experienced Oliveira. Why Oliveira tried to take down Davis at every opportunity in his fight is a mystery, given Oliveira had a huge advantage in the stand up. This is now under investigation, with suggestions that a home video of Oliveira’s manager in a compromising position with a goat, was leaked to Don King Jnr. Oliveira has since stated that his manager told him Davis was a world class boxer. Both managers have invoked the 5th, so that just leaves the goat, so i’m not optimistic.

He faces his toughest opponent to date by far tonight in Shane Wellman Jnr, who has coped remarkably well with the added pressure of his father and manager Shane Wellman Snr, looking to hype his son to any poor sap that’s around to listen. That aside, Wellman Jnr’s talents certainly merit praise, as for a young fighter he has no obvious weaknesses and with the right game plan I believe he can decision Davis and move into the final. For the well rounded Wellman Jnr, must forget about showcasing his obvious submission skills, and instead stuff Davis’ takedowns, and mix up his competent boxing skills and with Muay Thai to mesmerize Davis for 15 minutes. Can Wellman Jnr do this? Will Welman Jnr do this? Wellman Snr is proud of his boys Purple Belt and may wish his boy to take Davis on at his own game. But does he need to? The objective is victory, and getting the title shot, and for me takedown defence and boxing Davis is the least risky approach.

 

 

Youngblood Vs Sanni

 

Two undefeated boxers meeting at 205 here, with Youngblood 2-0 facing the first real test of his short career. Sanni is 3-0 with three stoppages in which his demonstrated knockdown power and the confidence to follow his opponents to the mat to finish the job. Somebodies ‘O’ will go, and this one will not go the distance. Youngbloods manager Mike Melton must be real confident his man is ready, as it rare for the McRiddle entourage to break with their tradition for hand picking opponents to face their specialists. This is pick-em fight with Sanni having the edge only because he has a 100% stoppage record, and Youngblood despite his record is untested.

 

 

Gerarld Vs Shields

 

Two fighters yet to register a win in their MMA careers, so this is a real cross roads match up at 170. Both buys are managed by experienced camps but the DKJ has been on the decline of late at Gerarld will be looking to break his camps losing streak. Gerarld has competent stand up and there lies his advantage, so we can expect him to keep the fight standing, thus avoiding Shields’ wrestling and BJJ skills. I think Gerarld will get the decision here, I think he has enough to survive if he is taken down or more I doubt Shields has enough to finish his man when does get him to the mat.

 

The Winner: Gerarld – decision.

 

Lee Vs Callahad

 

Two 170 fighters looking to extend their undefeated records, with Lee a wannabe Muay Thai fighter facing a specialist wrester in Callahad. Lee must have great takedown defence if he is going to win this fight, or he will face 15 minutes on his back. Lee stuffed 10/11 of his last opponents takedown attempts, but he wasn’t facing a wonderful wrestler. Callahad success rate in takedowns is 100% and he landed 106 out of 109 ground strikes thrown. All this points to Lee having to knock out Callahad before he gets taken down, which will happen, or I think Lee will face 15 minutes on his back. I back Callahad to secure the takedown and pound on Lee, the only question is whether Lee has the heart to hang in to wait for the decision.

 

The Winner: Callahad – decision.

 

 

 

Capone Vs Bunks

 

 

Two well rounded guys meet here at 185. The bean pole Capone is 2-0 competent in the stand up and a competent wrestler, he used takedown to good effect in is last fight and I suspect he will hand out much the same to Bunks. However, Bunks stuffed the takedowns of a BJJ Purple belt in his last fight, and demonstrated good use of the clinch. Capone is still training in the Cozad and Bunks in the VFC Academy, so I going with Bunks keeping this standing for long enough to edge a close unanimous decision win.

 

The Winner: Bunks – decision.

 

Ali Vs Krzemyk

 

205 debutant Ali is well rounded and a late starter in MMA at 24 years of age, and he is facing a 1-2 fighter in Kryzemyk who lasted just 18 seconds in his last fight before getting submitted. Based in Helsinki this is a hell of a long way to come to fight like a girl. Ali is untested, and he will want to keep this standing and utilize his competent stand up to negate Krzemyk’s proficient wrestling. This is of course based on the assumption that Krzemyk makes his flight, because as we go to press he is sat in a bar in Helsinki downing peach schnapps.

 

The Winner: Krzemyk

 

Tucker Vs Melton Snr

 

A re-match from VFC 1 when Melton Snr took the best shots of remarkable boxer Tucker, before using his excellent ground skills to ground Tucker and force him to turn his back after a barrage of strikes. I don’t know why this is taking place again, Tucker showed no balls in the first fight and Melton Snr knows he can end this with the first takedown. Unless Tucker has grown a pair this wont last long.

 

The Winner: Melton Snr – TKO Strikes.

 

Almanez Vs Warm

 

Top ranked Middleweight Almanez 6-6 squares off against another well rounded fighter in Warm 2-1. Warm hasn’t been active in the cage, but he brings a solid MMA game to the cage in his VFC debut after fights in the NYCC and CoV orgs.

This is a pickem fight on paper, but it might come down to who has the edge on the ground and Almanez has all is 6 wins by submission. For this reason Almanez just edges for me, but I wont be surprised if there is an upset and new number one in this division.

 

The Winner: Almanez – submission

 

Hendayko Vs Miller

 

African heavyweight Hendayko has been the distance only once in 5 fights, KO-ing an opponent once in only 5 seconds! He is proficient in stand up, and always brings a war win or lose, but he really needs a win here to break a two fight losing streak.

Miller is a competent boxer, but he will need to take Hendayko down to win this fight, or hang with Hendayko long enough to test his opponent cuts prone skin. We need exciting fighters in the VFC so I’m hoping Hendayko can land the bombata and get this one over quickly before he gets cut or taken down. This one will be worth watching!

 

The Winner: Hendayko – KO Head Kick!

 

 

Have a good night! - Richie

[fbwellman]

(manager) Cant wait for VFC floods, biggest VFC event so far!

[Guest]

Big fight coming up everyone

[Guest]

JD Almanez facebook update

 

 

"1 more day and I get to fight, Warm is tough but Im confident I can beat him, cant wait to see who I get next after this fight"

[Guest]

Ladies and gents today is the dy. Who will win, who will los? regardless, i can tell you one thing DKJR. Inc is making BANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest]

JD Almanez facebook update

 

 

"turns out I can make people tap out with my fists too, cool"

[Guest]

DKJR Inc. Press Release

 

Don King Jr. here. We are debating officially changing Jon Davis's name to the Undefeatable underdog. He has been an underdog in every fight he has been in, and is currently 3 and 0. That being said the DKJR camp had a succesful night as we went two and one, winning ou biggest fight as well. Yes VFC, be jelous

[fbwellman]

Davis was higher ranked than junior and beat the favorite in the tournament before junior. He became the favorite after beating oliveira. Junior will beat jimmy and whoever after and get the belt. Hendayko finishes another in the first round. He wants the winner of wolfwood and silvia

[Guest]

im sorry to disagree, but higher ranked or not, if you read the review, your boy winning was a given. That being said we would like to fight your heavyweight regardless of how our respective fights pan out. We have unfinished buisness to attend too.

[Steel]

Richie ' Yo Don, I gave Wellman the win if he kept it standing, he didn't ....'

[Guest]

Tiberio Celentano's younger brother Silvio translated for him

 

 

 

"Tiberio is looking for a fight, he is challenging CJ Miller to a rematch of their previous match on Christmas. He knows he can't ever erase that lose on his record but he has to prove what he is capable of and would like to fight Miller 1 more time."

[fbwellman]

(manager)Its alright, another match to focus on and possibly a number one contender spot on the line

[fbwellman]

98 percent fight rating for hendayko, pretty close, ko of the night candidate there. He wants the winner or loser of wolfwood vs silvia if Kimmy obliges

[Warwynd]

Sergio 'Hurricane' Morales has just KTFO of Hurl, and is hobbling back to the changing area, Richie Ciapelli of MMA USofA, drunkenly staggers after him:

 

Richie ' Sergio, Ricky Warner of MMA Addict said Hurl would whupp your ass, what you got to say for all the doubters?'

 

Sergio ' Is he is here? Do you see me now Ricky!?!?'

 

Richie ' Whats next Sergio? You injured?'

 

Sergio ' Ahhh bruised the foot on Hurls chin, his jaw is broke, aint no doubtin that. They need someone to fight next week, so if Jordan Silver wants it.... then fuck it man, Im OK, unless that man bitch Gaffney got the balls now?'

 

Richie turns back to his cameraman ' so there you have it VFC fans, Morales - Silver for the 30th, you got one fight to fill on the card Kimmi.... '

 

Ricky Warner of MMA Addict: To Sergio Morales all I have to say is, hey, I DID predict that a KO was always possible. I also stated that it looked as though Hurl would best him. I never used the words "whupp" or "ass". In this business, someone wins and the other one looses. Congradulations on your win. Hope to see you around some more. You have proven that you have KO power and that will certainly factor into the next preview that I do of one of your fights.

[Warwynd]

The following post was a collaborative effort between managers, Brunno Falcone, Jon Boogi, and Peel Steel via e-mail exchanges and it is a product of their combined creative process. Please do not use these characters without the consent and/or cooperation of their respective managers.

 

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Brunno Falcone, Jon Boogi, &Peel Steel

 

The following is a conversation that took place during the VFC Rookie Rage III event.

 

(The Underground Bar. Falcone sits at the bar drinking a scotch on the rocks. He periodically checks his phone for the time.)

 

Brunno Falcone: (muttering to himself) Where the hell are Boogi and Steel? Does guys should ought to have been here by now... the fight starts in less then twenty minutes.

 

Jon Boogi: (wandering into the bar with a smile on his face) Aha Brunno. Guid tae see ye! Sorry aam late, bin checkin' up oan th' big lummox. Lit me gie ye a bevvy 'en let's gang see th' shaw! Ye wan' whiskey?

 

(calls over a bartender, and orders a triple scotch for himself before looking to Brunno, his eyebrows raised...)

 

Brunno Falcone: If'n yous lookin' for a argument for that, then yous ain't gonna get one. I'm buyin' tha next round though. Let's get up there... I already left Ciapelli a message ta sees us at the show. He's sittin' right between us.

 

Jon Boogi:(nods) Aye, let's gan an' see th' action pal...Lead on.

 

(The two wind there way through to their seats between Anthony Tinsdell and Kenrick Nikil. By now Archie Fallon has arrived, wearing a plain white t-shirt with 'Titan Fist' emblazened across it, and is sitting to the right of Kenrick.)

 

Brunno Falcone: OK, Jon, I guess dat Ciapelli will be wantin' ta sit right here in da middle as he's gonna wanna be askin' questions and dat.

 

Jon Boogi: Sure pal... (draining his glass, then pulling a huge hip flask out from his jacket and refilling, before looking across to Brunno's glass...and leaning over to top it up) Haur, will keep ye warm!

 

Brunno Falcone: I'll say it will. Good stuff, man.

 

(After a few moments Richie arrives, making fight fans get up as he pushes through to his seat)

 

Ritchie Ciapelli: Sorry I'm late boys, the shit has hit the fan in Peel Steels camp, Velasquez has locked himself in the john, says he's too nervous to fight. I spoke to Edihlson who said Velasquez keeps puking up, and the boy should be pulled from the fight. Steels going nuts in there.

 

(He sits down , and cracks open a Budweiser.)

 

Ritchie Ciapelli: You boys OK, is Lebedev ready to rock, Jon?

 

Jon Boogi: Evenin' Richie pal. Och aye, Ah hink he main weel be! (calls over to Archie) Archie laddie, did ye check up oan th' big galook loch Ah speart?

 

Archie Fallon: Yes boss. Yuri was...not like I'd seen him before. What did you do to him?

 

Jon Boogi: (chuckling) Ah took a chance. Gart heem radge. Whatever happens there'll be damage in 'at cage tonecht!

 

Ritchie Ciapelli: I see Nikil and Archie over there, your boys camps are pretty tight. How did you guys meet?

 

Brunno Falcone: Well, actually we just met today for da first time. Kenrick and Yuri met cause dey was trainin' at da same place and Kenrick thought he could help the Titan get down ta fight weight. Kenrick is a good kid. He does tings like dat all da time. But, yeah... Yuri kinda had a surprise birthday ting over at Kenrick's place a few weeks back and a bunch of fighters from both camps was invited over, so dats how all da fighters met, see. I guess we just decided it would be high time ta meet and tilt back a few. Talk about what, if any plans we was havin' for da future. Capish?

 

Jon Boogi: Th' first tussle is in th' wey o start...

 

Ritchie Ciapelli: Big night this Wednesday for your camp Brunno, gotto be make or break for Orndorf and Yaroslev? You cutting them if they get their asses whupped again?

 

Jon Boogi: Aye, ye hae four barnies I hear!

 

(The first fight starts in the cage.)

 

Brunno Falcone: Yeah, dat's right. Four altogether. Well, to answer your question, Ritchie, Orndorf has really been dedicating himself to da trainin' and whatnot. He showed some serious fire in dat last fight, what a knock out that was. Since then he signed a four fight deal wit da VFC, so he's got until then to get dis back to the positive. Then we'll see what's what when his contract comes up for renewal. Yaroslev is a bit different story here. I like the big guy, but he definitely needs ta pull out a win here. He has really been doing well in his trainin' and all dat, but he was just man handled by dat big Swede, or Finn or whatever he was. The guy was a beast. If Yaroslev can beat Derringer den he'll be around for awhile more. If he loses to Derringer, well den I guess he just doesn't have what it takes and we'll have ta see about his future in da VFC or wit my camp, da Stark Slugger Society.

 

Jon Boogi: (half listening, while watching the fight with interest...) Guid shot son! That's gonnae smart...keep yer een oan Barker chaps, he's gonnae places!

 

Ritchie Ciapelli: They dont seem as tight with the rest of your boys.

 

(the next fight, another undercard between Machida and McMasters, begins...)

 

Brunno Falcone: Well... I been keeping dem busy... he he. An' Orndorf... he's a hothead and doesn't play well wit da others, see. He's OK I guess, but he kinda keeps to hisself lately. Been really focused on dis next fight, and he's really worried about trying ta win it. I tink he'll be more likely ta start socializing with da rest when he wins his next fight and his wife gets outta da joint. Aleksander is kinda shy. Plus, he ain't so sure how well recieved he's gonna be by da Ukrainian, Yuri.

 

Anthony Tinsdell: Hey, Brunno, Yuri is Kazhak, not Ukrainian.

 

Brunno Falcone: Oh, yeah, right...

 

Jon Boogi: (taking a drink from his ever-present glass...) Och dornt fash yerse abit Yuri nane. He's a guid loon, thocht ye aint seen his fightin' coopon yit! He'll be braw wi' yer Russian laddie, i'll hae a wuid wi' Archie if ye hae a wuid wi' Kenrick thaur...Oof Anither KO by McMmasters, must hae Scottish buid!...Guid shaw sae far! Will Eastman break his ten barnie losin' streak fur th' next barnie? Ah doobt it!

 

(Eastman and Ratajczyk enter the cage, the latter accompanied by Peter's Theme...)

 

Brunno Falcone: I highly doubt dat Eastman will pull out a win here tonight. I don't know why he don't retire. It's pretty obvious dat fightin' ain't his ting.

 

Jon Boogi: Aye, his heed is as boss as his winnin' record!

 

Ritchie Ciapelli: Jon, is there any resentment from your VFC boys about you sending your elite fighters to London to train in the Vault gym? Surely that must rankle with your New York based guys who are undefeated?

 

(Brunno paying attention to the fight as Eastman is getting handled in the ring. Brunno just shakes his head)

 

Jon Boogi: (looking surprised...) Whit re ye oan abit? Got me mistaken wi' someain else mebbe? Nane ay mah VFC laddies train ootwith ay New York. Some ay mah London based stable train it ay th' Vault, braw gym 'at it is, however they barnie in London tay! Darned press gettin' fact an' fiction messed up again!

 

(Eastman gets carried out of the ring after yet another brutal loss...and Coke and Edilhson prepare to enter the cage...)

 

Ritchie Ciapelli: I see Tinsdell likes the ladies, Brunno, aint there a no sex ban near fight time for your crew?

 

Brunno Falcone: What? Oh, dat old myth? Naw... Dat's silly. Sex is a great cardio workout. While I might not recommend you do it right before da fight, back in da dressing room or nuttin' dere ain't nuttin' wrong wit gettin' some da night before or whatnot.

 

Ritchie Ciapelli: Thats probably why Nikil got whupped last time, too much specialist 1 to 1 training with that Rose bird, big night for him Wednesday too, you still think he has what it takes?

 

(Coke and Edilhson get it on, with plenty of action in the first round...)

 

Brunno Falcone: For da record, dat night was da first night Kenrick even went out wit Frances Rose. An' last time I checked it wasn't her in dere kicking Kenrick in the legs and face. Mike Commodore is a tough cat. Kenrick was just unused ta facing a fighter of his skills. I mean Commodore is not fuckin' Eastman, or Shultz for fuck sake! Kenrick took on a fight wit one of the top guys in da division. Kenrick will show what he is made of in dis next fight. He is gonna destroy Dillinger. I mean, look at that guy. He is a monster! He lands one of dose meat hammers on Dillinger and Dillinger is going ta sleep. Period!

 

Jon Boogi: Yuri tauld me abit Kenricks wrestlin' skills...thaur aint nae doobt in mah min' Dillinger is gonnae be mauled.

 

(The fight in the cage goes to the third round, looking even in terms of honours so far...)

 

Ritchie Ciapelli: The VFC needs a story, its sweet that your camps are close, but what happens when Nikil gets matched against Yuri? Dont say it wont happen, if the fans want it, the press will want it, hell I want to see it now?!???! McRiddle is all about the ratings, this would make a great headliner, surely its what your boys want, .. to be the main event?

 

Jon Boogi: Ife proved afair aam nae against puttin' friends in th' rin'. Archie pit Hellman tae sleep, 'en helped th' medics tae fix heem up afterwards. If Yuri an' Kenrick need tae barnie, 'en i'll bless th' match-up. They ur tay big tae lit it affect their relationship, whatever th' ootcome. If'n ye push me fur a prediction...then yoo'll hae tae bide until th' barnie, IF it happens, is booked! Och! Guid barnie lads!

 

(claps, as Edilhson wins by unanimous decision...)

 

Brunno Falcone: Yeah, I gotta agree wit, Jon. If'n da title is on da line or maybe if daey gots ta fight each others for da chance to fight for da title, den dat fight might happen. Until den... Hell niether of them is pushin' for it, and anything short of that probably ain't gonna get dem boys in da cage against each other. But you can ask Kenrick what he tinks about dat.

 

(Edilhson leaves the cage, waving at the crouds...and the next fighters begin to approach, both Sanderson and Joe looking fresh and ready for the rumble...)

 

Ritchie Ciapelli: Don King Jnr fighters used to be feared, now they are targetted by a lot of guys, you think he is losing the plot these days or that Camps are gaining in experience?

 

(as Sanderson and Joe square up to each other before the start of the fight Kasem, wearing a t-shirt with the same 'Titan Fist' message as Archie, makes his way into the croud, pausing on the same row as everyone and perching on the stairs...his face impassive and focused on the cage...)

 

Brunno Falcone: Don King Jr. and his fighters have a good amount of hype around dem, but really if'n yous looks at their records you starts ta see a pattern. When deys crushin' cans deys all kinds of bad ass, but when dey fights someone really good, den dey get's their asses handed to 'em wrapped in a dirty napkin. Armando Silvia refused ta fight Kenrick so dat's how he ended up fightin' Commodore, and why he hadda wait so long for his first match in da VFC. Don was all cryin' about wanting to fight top ranked fighters and not (Brunno makes quote marks in the air) "some nobody". But at da time he said dat shit, Kenrick was ranked number 4 in da division. Where's Armando ranked now? Commodore is a much better fighter and he took dat fight in a heartbeat. We got much respect for Commodore, but Don King Jr. Now dat guy is gonna have ta earn his chops. And so far he ain't shown me shit.

 

(Joe knocks out Sanderson in only 16 seconds, prompting a gasp from the crouds...)

 

Jon Boogi: (shaking his head) Don is aw' chomp an' nah troosers!

 

Ritchie Ciapelli: You think Nikil would fair well against Dope, Brunno?

 

Brunno Falcone: I tink dat we gotta worry about da fight dats in front of us, first ting, but yeah. I tink dat come time ta face Dope, dat Kenrick will crush him. Dope pulled off some pretty good wins, but look what Paterson just done to him. By da time a fight happens wit Dope, if ever, den yeah. I tink dat Dope will get hospitalized. Ron Sparks in more impressive den any of doze other guys over at DKJs camp.

 

Jon Boogi: (looks about to say something, however turns to look at the fighters entrance as the first few bars of the theme tune for Gladiator plays over the PA system...) Here he is! (muttering under his breath) Ye big lummox...mahk me prood!

 

Kenrick Nikil: (Stands up as Yuri Lebedev enters the arena) Yeah, Yuri! Give 'im Hell!!!

 

Archie Fallon: (Standing beside Kenrick) Go Yuri! Ti-tan, Ti-tan, Ti-tan!

 

Brunno Falcone: I'm Sure Yuri's gonna do great in dere. Oh, and I almost forgot, Jon Davis is actually really good too, we'll see how he does against, Shane Wellman Jr. dough. I figure Wellman will shut him down. Dat boy has earned his respect. So have evert one of da top guys in da Lightweight division, and dat includes Davis. Now what was you gonna say, Jon?

 

(Brunno looks towards the cage as the fight be tween Lebedev and John Jackson begins.)

 

Jon Boogi: (leaning forward in his chair, oblivious to everything except the fight...takes a big slug from his glass...just as Jackson takes Yuri down with a perfectly executed pulling of guard from the clinch) Och he's doon! 'main 'en laddie, min' whit Kenrick taught ye! That's it...slip heem son, slip heem...watch fur them armbars! Git up fur chrissakes! (Yuri continues to avoid the concentrated attention of Jackson, obviously fighting for his life on the deck)

 

Archie Fallon: Come on everyone...help him! (shouting at the top of his lungs...) Ti-tan, Ti-tan, Ti-tan!

 

Kenrick Nikil: Come on Yuri, Get it back to the feet!

 

(The ref stands the fighters back up)

 

Kenrick Nikil: Yeah! That's right now.... oh shit. Yeah, more elbows...

 

(Ritchie Ciapelli is watching the fight now too as Brunno, Jon and all the others are paying full attention to the fight and shouting encouraging words to Yuri Lebedev. Ritchie meanwhile is drinking himself into a drunken stupor, having already finished six or eight beers and a fair number of cocktails as well.)

 

Ritchie Ciapelli: That chick with Tinsdell, Ive seen her somewhere, yeh, she looks familiar, she aint a hooker is she? Brunno, ask Tinsdell if you can get me that birds number....

 

Anthony Tinsdell: What the fuck did he just say?

 

Brunno Falcone: Don't pay him no mind, Anthony. He's half in da bag and half out of his mind.

 

(Brunno turning to face Ritchie)

 

Brunno Falcone: You need a keep a civil tongue in that mouth or I'm gonna have ta sew it shut, capish?

 

Jon Boogi: Shh fer chrissakes Ritchie, th' barnie is in yon cage, no' out 'ere!

 

(the bell rings for the end of round 1, Jackson looking a little worse for wear and with a nasty looking cut over his right eye...)

 

Jon Boogi: C'mon son! End it noo!

 

Brunno Falcone: Hell of a messy way ta get dat first win, but he left no doubt how dat fight was gonna end if'n it didn't get stopped when it did.

 

Jon Boogi: (Leaping up, spilling whiskey from his halg empty glass everywhere) YE BEAUTY! Carved 'im! (gives Brunno and then Ritchie big backslapping hugs, then attempts a little jig in the cramped space between the rows of seats) Archie lad, goan tell th'lummox I'm prood o' him!

 

Archie Fallon: Woooooo! Yuri! YURI! (turns to Jon as he hears his bosses request) Yes boss! I'll go now

 

(Archie and Kenrick make their way to the changing rooms to wait for Yuri, who is standing in the middle of the cage covered in Jackson's blood with a great big smile on his face)

 

Kenrick Nikil: (To Archie) Hell of a way to make your debut, huh? That was sick.

 

(Kasem Muang stands and makes his way to Archies seat, pausing as he passes Tinsdell, patting his shoulder and smiling at both him and his girlfriend, before taking the seat Frances Rose smiles as Muang sits next to her.)

 

(Ritchie sits uncomfortably and silently for a little bit al the way through the next fight. Until it ends...)

 

Ritchie Ciapelli: Holy cow, Velasquez has been knocked cold, whooooaa, look at Steel's face. Hey Jon, your boys dished out some whuppass on two of Steels boys a few weeks back, whats next for Fallon, he looks a puncher?

 

Jon Boogi: (smiling) Yoong Archie has a barnie booked wi' Rosholt in a week ur tois. Ah reckon he'll demolish heem within a minute! He's wee fur his weecht, but hits loch lightnin'!

 

Ritchie Ciapelli: What's the story with Cunha, he doesnt mix with the rest, and Steel said that Santa Cruz wouldnt speak to the other Brazilians when he was over, is it the same for you, dealing with gang bangers, Jon?

 

Jon Boogi: Tari did weel against Santa Cruz, but it was personal, nae a barnie. He's comin' tae terms wi' 'at, which is wa he's whieest at th' moment. Ife bin workin' wi' Kimmy tae try an' gie heem a barnie wi' Rua, anither ay Peel's lads. Hopefully he'll accept an' we can pit feuds behin' us an' concentrate oan fights! Ye know Peel right? Ask 'im what 'es muckin' about at?

[Guest]

This is the reason why this is the greatest smack talk thread on this damn forum. It's actually transcended from a smack talk thread, into a work of art.

 

Beautiful, guys. Beautiful.

[Guest]

98 percent fight rating for hendayko, pretty close, ko of the night candidate there. He wants the winner or loser of wolfwood vs silvia if Kimmy obliges

 

This is a given, and will happen on Christmas day, given the winner isn't too injured / knackeres from fighting.

 

Tiberio Celentano's younger brother Silvio translated for him

 

 

 

"Tiberio is looking for a fight, he is challenging CJ Miller to a rematch of their previous match on Christmas. He knows he can't ever erase that lose on his record but he has to prove what he is capable of and would like to fight Miller 1 more time."

 

I'll arrange this after Millers fight on the 30th.

[Guest]

Andy Ridge of the DKJR managment team would like to make his debut on christmas day. We would like to have at least four fighters on this card if it is at all possible. We would recommend Ridge, Silva, Coke, and Shaggy Dope. That being said if this is impossible we understand, but it is our request.