atlarge Posted October 12, 2012 Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 The Convicted Fighter is officially FILLED & ready to go. Thanks to all the applicants, even the ones who were interested and pulled out - no hard feelings & good luck with your future endeavors - Qrash & I will be selecting teams tonight or tomorrow night, whatever is convenient for him. The first fight will be on the 19th. Damn. Bo only just told me about this and I've been on a crazy work schedule. If there's room at any point, I'd love to get Graham "The Butler" Bowtie (151287) in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted October 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 Damn. Bo only just told me about this and I've been on a crazy work schedule. If there's room at any point, I'd love to get Graham "The Butler" Bowtie (151287) in there. Would love to have him, there might be 1 more slot left I'll let you know asap. I don't think we're pickin teams til Monday night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atlarge Posted October 13, 2012 Report Share Posted October 13, 2012 Would love to have him, there might be 1 more slot left I'll let you know asap. I don't think we're pickin teams til Monday night. Awesome thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLP Posted October 14, 2012 Report Share Posted October 14, 2012 Did Lance sneak his beast in last minute? http://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilepublic.php?FID=136621 my balls crawled up inside of me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djohn Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 Sorry if this is jacced. Phone post. Fighter Name: "The Lost Seraphim" Xiomar Halo Manager: Estefan "Chico" Chiscano Gym: The Priory of Zion Hobbies: Protecting the Vatican and the Pope frum all impending doom. Favorite Food/Drink: Bread and Wine Smoke (yes/no) Drink (yes/no): Only Wine Blessed by a Bishop, and Ganja blessed by an equally ranking rastafari Background:As all in he Halo line are, Xiomar and his brothers, sisters, and cousins, have been trained in all forms of combat frum the time they are able to stand. They are born into servitude and protection of the Vatican and all those who reside there. Generations of Halo's dating bacc to the time of the templars have been recorded in history as Defenders of the Holy City. And lets be honest, we've all seen the Tom Hank's movies... as much shit happens at the Vatican the fact that its still standing is a testament to the Halo clan's prowess. Fighting Style: Referred to as "The Blessing", it is a style that encompasses all forms of combat including hand to hand, firearms, combat medics, water and air combat, and Strategy frum one on one and skrimishes to large scale war. Title Belts held (if any): When did you start fighting and why?: Birth. Because it was his life Marital Status ( Single / Married / Taken / Engaged / Divorced ): Married to the game How Many Kids (names, if any): A plethora Religeous beliefs:He upholds the spirit and faith of God, and tho it is his duty to protect catholisism, the very act has hardened his mindset and made him bitter towards that which he is obligated. He has memorized the Bible word for word tho. Education: No formal learning Job before fighting: Protecting the Vatican Prankster (yes/no): Not a prankster himself, he's quite Stoic.... but he will laugh his giant ass off at sumone else's expense. What do you like to do in your free time?: Ganj, Chics, Bible. Debate non-believers. What do you like to do when you're bored?: read above Personality traits (http://www.gurusoftware.com/GuruNet/Personal/Factors.htm): Think Christopher Walken in The Prophecy meets Brock Sampson frum Venture Bros. But of Italian descent. He often monologues like an arch villain. Even to himself if no one is around. Tho he speaks on religion he does so often violently and quite obviously doesn't live up to what most people would call religious morals. He's very volatile, and will take a knee, rosiery in hand, to pray mid argument or dispute in an effort to control himself if he feels the conflict isn't worth tearing sumone's jaw off over. As said, not the type to pull a prank, but will guffaw and heckle the victim to no end if he Sees one. He's quicc to call a circumstance or coincidence a prophecy or ill omen. And use it as a segway into a diatribe on why the human race has failed itself while he Downs sacrament. He will be constantly sneaking Strippers into his room at the Convicted House. Tell us about yourself (in character/1st person fighter mode)?:*Opening of Xiomar's application video, Xiomar is standing in front of a grey screen, pacing back and forth, amped up like the Ultimate Warrior and apparently addressing his words to his own outstretched hand* You have no doubt heard tale of the Hero... of Legend? Well hey, my friend I am Born of the blood of a generation of hero's. I am Xiomar Halo! The Lost Seraphim! So called for my distance from God yet how closely I am entwined with his works! I am a MONOLITH of Torment standing... Tall ... over those that would harm the Pope. I am the Hand with which God Strikes. Those who stand in the way of his Will are promptly met by his HAND!! In a stiff arm of Earl Campbell Proportions!! I am...! Well I am a... necessary... evil. For God needs a disembodied.. Hand y'know? So his, they don't get dirty. Fables have foretold the coming of our clan! The living embodim... *as the camera fades you can still hear Xiomar monologuing in the background* Anything else you would like to add (litterly, anything that has to do with your fighter or his "character"?: He drinks only frum a gold pimp cup littered with Diamonds, Sapphires, and Emeralds, with the words "Holy Grail" on it in random jewels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djohn Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 Xiomar's first twitter post since he wuz selected: God's Will is done. As foreseen, I am ecstatic to purvey to my followers I landed on Team @BoDayshustheHungWun and not Team @abunchaguyswhowillgetledtoslaughtertohelpRambo ! Episode 1: Rambo: First Cut 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fbwellman Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 I'm getting started with writing some material guys, any suggestions?(: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted October 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 Still extremely sick, I planned on having it up yesterday but I'll finish the 1st episode soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtieBanks Posted October 16, 2012 Report Share Posted October 16, 2012 David Gilmour is unhappy after finding out his opponent does not meet the weight requirements set up by the Convicted State Athletic Commission. I don't care if he spent all his money on weed, guy needs to put on some beef. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 18, 2012 Report Share Posted October 18, 2012 I'm giving 100k to the first manager that knocks out JLP's guy. Good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 18, 2012 Report Share Posted October 18, 2012 Convicted Bounty : Knockout JLP 100K fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted October 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2012 Welcome to The Convicted Fighter! Congratulations on being selected as a participant for the 1st season of our show. With a grand prize of $1,000,000 being awarded to the TCF season 1 winner, you can kiss Dana White's catch phrase "Who wants to be a fuckin fighter?" goodbye, it's now about "Who wants to be a fuckin' Millionaire?" and unless you're Budo Rei that's a life changing amount of money, & that's not inlcuding all the bonus incentives that could land you over 500K in awards. Take home the Gold & you'd have enough money to DUJones a couple Bentley's. Now hop your asses on that bus & be prepared for what could potentially be the most financially important fights of your careers. http://cdn.freshome.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Nicholas-Cage-VillaFreshome01.jpg The 14,000-square-foot mansion is an imposing residence with elevator and panoramic views of “Sin City”. This home features no less than seven bedrooms, a home theater, an impressive spa, a generous pool, a 16 car garage and many, many more. Some of the interiors of this giant building resemble the halls of an opulent hotel, featuring intriguing art works and luxurious furniture elements... a perfect place for fighters pumping with abnormal amounts of testosterone and inner rage to destroy. A massive party bus pulls up to the house & the fighters begin piling out one by one - most were far too big to exit the bus in any other way. Rastam Samani was the best dressed individual, donning what had to be a 10k custom suit, he was also the only fighter to acknowledge that this home was owned by Nicholas Cage stating that his father almost purchased it years ago. The majority of fighters were carrying their luggage & the belongings they brought with them for the duration of the show, a few fighters stood out with unique "baggage": David Gilmour was carrying a hockey stick, Joe Lack was carrying a bag of bananas, & Xiomar Halo had 2 scantily clad might-as-well-of-been-naked women under his arms who were quickly turned away by security despite Halo's best intimidation efforts. When they were pulled from his arms he kneeled in what appeared to be religeous prayer. Luka Beck did his best to immitate his motion - behind his back - but Halo caught a glimpse of it. As the other fighters approached the house, the two had a very brief staredown that was cut short when the massive shadow of James Proudstar walked by. Tom Riddle was almost hit with the front doors when they opened, Chris Karter & Bo Dayshus coming through them to greet the fighters before they entered the house. After shaking some hands, chatting a little bit, they got down to business. Chris Karter: "Alright we gotta get down to business, all of you gather around - Proudstar, Hart, stay a few feet back since you're the replacements. We've done plenty of scouting on all of you, we went back & watched a lot of your fights but before we can let you in the house we're gonna select teams & we're gonna select the first fight immedietly after. You guys have to live with eachother for weeks. We don't want you tearing your opponent apart outside of the cage because you're sleeping in the same bedroom - so adjust your sleeping arrangements accordingly. Bo has decided to select the first fighter..." after a couple minutes the teams were set & Bo's team received their blue jerseys & Chris's team received their red jerseys... Bo Dayshus - Team DaP (Dignity and Pride) Xiomar Halo David Gilmour Rastam Samani Angello Bellestrazzi Luka Beck Rahman jones Unisa Kalifa Juris Diction Chris Karter - Team BAMF (Bad Ass Mother Fuckers) Rambo Jackson Budo Rei Michael Goldman Bas Severn Graham Bowtie Tom Riddle Arnie McDougal Joe Lack ------------- Bo Dayshus: "I'm very happy with my roster of fighters. I have to give a lot of credit to my assistant coaches, who guessed Chris's pick strategy perfectly, which helped me tremendously. I was ecstatic to get a guy like Rostam Samani with my 3rd pick, when he EASILY could have been the #1 pick overall. That's the kind of talent this team has, and that's why we are going to demolish Team BAMF." ------------- Chris Karter: "It couldn't of played out any better. I kept my boys Rambo & Budo out of their hands - aint no secret that was priority #1. Keep Convicted talent away from piss poor coaching... I know Bo's happy about Samani at #3 but honestly, I would of taken my guys Michael Goldman & Bas Severn before Halo & Gilmour." ------------- Bo Dayshus: "Since I selected the first fighter, Chris gets to pick the first fight." Chris Karter: "Rambo Jackson, come up here man. I know you've been dying for a fight." Chris laughed at Rambo's happy face as he came up and stood in front of the coaches... Chris Karter: "Xiomar Halo. C'mon big boy, can't have you distracting my team all season with a bunch of stripper snatch." Bo couldn't mask the surprised look on his face with Karter's fight selection. Xiomar Halo & Rambo Jackson squared up & posed for the cameras that were rolling, Halo towering over his opponent Rambo. Halo's face was stern, stoic, fearless. Rambo's was cocky & couldn't hide his devilish grin. http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/1350075060rambojacksonstone.jpg vs http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/41/41w35.jpgTeam BAMF's "Bad Ass" Rambo Jackson [6-0] vs Team DaP's "The Lost Seraphim" Xiomar Halo [14-2] ------------- Bo Dayshus: "Chris had first fight choice, and he went for the kill right away putting both of our #1 picks up against each other with Halo fighting Jackson. And you know what...I'm fine with that. Halo has much more experience than Jackson, and he's going to use that to his advantage." ------------- Chris Karter: "I know Rambo's ready to fight, he's been ready to fight for months. I just want Bo to realize that he wasted his first pick. I can't wait to see the look on his face when Rambo knocks him out or submits him." ------------- Xiomar Halo didn't comment but he left a twitter post... Xiomar's first twitter post since he wuz selected: God's Will is done. As foreseen, I am ecstatic to purvey to my followers I landed on Team @BoDayshustheHungWun and not Team @abunchaguyswhowillgetledtoslaughtertohelpRambo ! Episode 1: Rambo: First Cut ------------- Rambo Jackson: "Halo - I think we could get along outside the cage, but not even an act from God can save you from the beating you're about to receive." ------------- TUNE IN TONIGHT to see the results. (more to come, potentially... crunched for time) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djohn Posted October 18, 2012 Report Share Posted October 18, 2012 Nice job bro. Get well! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Showdown Posted October 18, 2012 Report Share Posted October 18, 2012 Awesome write-up. And yes, get well soon. Qing Kong needs you in his corner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 18, 2012 Report Share Posted October 18, 2012 Cool stuff man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted October 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 Updated & editted a bit. Potentially more to come later, but really time crunched on a Friday & just gettin over bein sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djohn Posted October 20, 2012 Report Share Posted October 20, 2012 Xiomar wuz on twitter earlier today: "It has been a true blessing to work with my team and coaches. Coach @BradleyFreezerBurns, we shall see if my sacrifice outweighs my sin tonight ya? I think Karter sending my ladies away might have tipped the scale in my favor!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djohn Posted October 20, 2012 Report Share Posted October 20, 2012 And an ecstatic Xiomar on twitter post fight: "WOO!!! God blesses me and TEAM BAMF!! I move on, and they might actually get a chance at legit training." And soon after: "The ethos of redemption is realized in self-mastery, by means of temperance, that is, continence of desires." - Pope John Paul II Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted October 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2012 Rambo Jackson after his embarrassing 1st round TKO loss to Xiomar Halo... "Hahaha well damn, that big fucker just layed it to me huh? I don't think I'm gonna be allowed at Convicted Fight Club after that, even if I was - I don't think I'd wanna be in there... congrats Halo, you big taller m'fucker. I'll prolly have to change my name again, for bout the 10th time of my career." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djohn Posted October 20, 2012 Report Share Posted October 20, 2012 I can't lie man. Not wut I wuz expecting either. Lol. I owed you tho. You got the first KO of our rivalry AND it wuz against my previously undefeated granite chin Juggernaut. 1 for 1. So sayeth Bas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted October 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2012 Chris Karter on Rambo's loss tonight: "I know Estefan's somewhere, face full of titties... smiling ear to ear. That son of a bitch." --------------- Chris Karter to Team BAMF after the loss... "We win as a team. But we lose as individuals, no way around it - I can accept the loss for this one as a strategy that didn't pan out. Either way we're all gettin stoned together. Ignore Rambo's smile, it's prolly a defensive mechanism for his embarrassment tonight. You were doin good til you let that big fucker grab ya, you just couldn't pull him down in your guard. If you guys lose, it's not the end of the road unless you let it be. You're young, plenty of future ahead. The way you bounce back from your losses - now that defines character. That defines who you are. Don't ever let a loss break you." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtieBanks Posted October 21, 2012 Report Share Posted October 21, 2012 David Gilmour was walking around the house when his twitter blew up with all sorts of questions. Finally people caught on he was in this thing. Then he started to see a trend. #BoHelpsBowtie. Wondering what the hell was going on he phoned up his manager. David - What the fucks this i am hearing about Bo letting Bowtie train in his gym. Dean - No clue never heard of it man why whats going on. David - I just got tweeted pictures of that mother fucker leaving the FightGod Factory. Dean - You are shitting me. David - Yeah i know. Some coach that is right there. I'll knock that bitch monkey out but after this i am on team Gilmour. Dean - Do what you want man you're big enough and ugly enough to do whatever the fuck you want. Just go win this thing and win me back my money otherwise Crassus is gonna laugh at you. David - Will do boss. On other news apparently i done a IQ test when i entered the house. Dean - What did you get on your score? David - 142 Dean - And there was me thinking your a dumbass. David - Thanks for the vote of confidence boss. Already trouble in paradise here with DnP. Rumors of bad matchmaking and helping out opponents. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fbwellman Posted October 22, 2012 Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 Joe Lack: I big underdog, but I get big victory soon baby!!!!!!! Prepare to get your back cracked by Joe Lack muthafucka! (Eats a banana and walks away) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortfuse122829 Posted October 22, 2012 Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 "Joe Lack's career is already over. It just hasn't sunk in yet, so Chris Karter is feeding him to 'The Executioner' so that he can be sent into retirement. In 11 days he'll realize the joke is on him." An excerpt of an interview with Luka Beck in MMA Magazine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtieBanks Posted October 22, 2012 Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 David Gilmour was walking around wearing his team G string t-shirt he had got. When asked about it at the media gathering about his up coming fight it became clear shit had went down. Reporter - So errrr what about the shirt. Where did you get that? David - Long ass story man. Reporter - We have some time? David - Well after telling everyone about my IQ test i think Karter hatched a plan to dumb me down a bit. They were some cookies downstairs that Rambo had left. I should have known with those fucking stoners so i took them upto my room and ate them. Proudfoot nearly knocked himself out trying to get me back downstairs. Reporter - Wow, how did that happen? David - Big dippy bastard banged his head off the door. You seen the size of him? Hes taller than me and i ain't a midget. Reporter - Ok continue. David - So i ended up carrying him down the stairs to get him some help when those cookies kicked in. Rambo, Karter and my memories a lil fuzzy but i am sure Estefan and Xiomar was there too. Reporter - Bit of teamwork against you? David - Not sure if you can call it that. I am waiting for the test results to come back before i say. Anyway i woke up this morning and seen a clip on youtube. David shows video clip from his iphone of a video named Happy makes 5 strippers happy David - As you can see we sorta got into one of those damn clubs Estefan owns and well i think i might in trouble. Reporter - Why? Think you have HIV? Maybe a STD? David - Fuck no. Reporter - Then why?. David turns around to show what the back of the t-shirt, it said " i got 5 bitches pregnant and all i got was this lousy t-shirt " In a trash can a small scrunched up piece of paper was found "Rambos special cookies" 225g butter 120g icing sugar 180g plain flour 1/2 teaspoon bicarbonate of soda 1oz of sourberry kush 3 Crushed up viagra pills http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-YioAJtMIEHg/TiHgTaWyEtI/AAAAAAAAAcQ/QMHscwageDE/s1600/2516534001_e06b774d5f.jpg 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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