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THE CONVICTED FIGHTER EPISODE… 3

 

Chris Karter quote on Saturday Night:"We win as a team. But we lose as individuals, no way around it - I can accept the loss for this one as a strategy that didn't pan out. Either way we're all gettin stoned together. Ignore Rambo's smile, it's prolly a defensive mechanism for his embarrassment tonight. You were doin good til you let that big fucker grab ya, you just couldn't pull him down in your guard. If you guys lose, it's not the end of the road unless you let it be. You're young, plenty of future ahead. The way you bounce back from your losses - now that defines character. That defines who you are. Don't ever let a loss break you."

 

Narrator: The action is picking up in the house. Fighters are starting to loosen up and pull pranks. Outbreaks of arguments have occurred in the hall’s of the house. Fisticuffs almost broke out on several occasions.

 

Recently Luka Beck had this to say about opponent Joe Lack "Joe Lack's career is already over. It just hasn't sunk in yet, so Chris Karter is feeding him to 'The Executioner' so that he can be sent into retirement. In 11 days he'll realize the joke is on him."

 

Lack had provoked Beck by saying “Your gunna get your back cracked, by Joe Lack” Wow ladies and gentleman this guy is a rhymer and clever!

 

Wow what a fight we had the other night between Xiomar Halo and Bubba Elvis Nelson. After the fight, Halo made sure to thank his kids…. All 20 something of them! Chris Karter was disappointed in Nelson’s loss but knew Halo is one of the guys to beat in the tourney. Halo has stated the Power Of God is with him in his fights. Halo bowed his head after the fight and made sure to pray to the Lord and thank him for all he has done. Talking himself up after the fight, he paused and gave thanks to God, his kids, Ganja, and the “b*****”, God only knows what that meant.

 

Halo quickly TKO’d Nelson, he used the clinch effectively and made his punches count. Then he mounted him and knocked him out cold. Halo didn’t throw any flurry of strikes, he just made them count.

 

Now into some action in the house with team BAMF LIVE AS OF THE MORNING OF 10/23!

 

Michael Goldman(Team BAMF): “I’m going to kick that no good Russian’s ass. I’m going to knock him out. I’m going to get on top of him and beat his snot out.”

 

Budo Rei: Careful though. You’re the better fighter but he does have some pop in his punches and kicks. This fight will be just like that one in that Steven Seagal film I just saw! Who wants to watch some after guys!? Boy I love action movies..

Chris Karter walks in and the team stops talking

 

Mr. Chris Karter… The Dean of Weed, The King of Kush, The Grandaddy of the Ganj: “Hey guys good to see you all relaxing. We are 1-1 right now so to win this matchup would really set the table for us for the rest of the matches. 2-1 is huge. Being 1-2 would suck because then we would have to win 2 in a row to be over .500 again…. Goldman you’re a tough bastard but we can’t be too overaggressive with Dicktion… We will win this fight though guys, and then we’ll party after the fight. For now though, get in that mind set… Everyone, for you teammate. I’m out guys, have a good one.”

 

The team throws on the T.V and an interview with an MMA fighter comes on

 

Joe Lack “Man aint that David Gilmour? The pussy on Bo’s team?”

 

Goldman “That’s him alright, I can tell by his ugly mug haha.”

 

Bas Severn “They say he’s the best fighter in the tourney. I’ve seen him fight guys he’s no joke I swear.”

 

Goldman “I’m sure my boy Bowtie can handle him though. Don’t they fight in two days?”

 

Graham Bowtie is silent and bumping his head while listening to his mp3 player

 

Severn “Man he hasn’t said much the entire tourney. He’s real focused”

 

Rambo JacksonShh guys the inteview is starting!

 

Announcer: David Gilmour was walking around wearing his team G string t-shirt he had got. When asked about it at the media gathering about his up coming fight it became clear shit had went down.

 

“ Reporter - So errrr what about the shirt. Where did you get that?

 

David - Long ass story man.

 

Reporter - We have some time?

 

David - Well after telling everyone about my IQ test i think Karter hatched a plan to dumb me down a bit. They were some cookies downstairs that Rambo had left. I should have known with those fucking stoners so i took them upto my room and ate them. Proudfoot nearly knocked himself out trying to get me back downstairs.

 

Reporter - Wow, how did that happen?

 

David - Big dippy bastard banged his head off the door. You seen the size of him? Hes taller than me and i ain't a midget.

 

Reporter - Ok continue.

 

David - So i ended up carrying him down the stairs to get him some help when those cookies kicked in. Rambo, Karter and my memories a lil fuzzy but i am sure Estefan and Xiomar was there too.

 

Reporter - Bit of teamwork against you?

 

David - Not sure if you can call it that. I am waiting for the test results to come back before i say. Anyway i woke up this morning and seen a clip on youtube.

 

David shows video clip from his iphone of a video named Happy makes 5 strippers happy

 

David - As you can see we sorta got into one of those damn clubs Estefan owns and well i think i might in trouble.

 

Reporter - Why? Think you have HIV? Maybe a STD?

 

David - Fuck no.

 

Reporter - Then why?.

 

David turns around to show what the back of the t-shirt, it said " i got 5 bitches pregnant and all i got was this lousy t-shirt "

 

Lack: F*** that guy he’s weird. Peels a banana and eats it

 

Bowtie just smiles and keeps bumping his head to the music

 

Tom Riddle: Hey guys… We should prank Gilmour!

 

Lack: Hehehe get his hockey stick!

 

**** Prank! Team BAMF then hangs up David’s hockey stick from the top of the poolhouse. It has been made into a flag of some sort. Ohhh… That looks to be David’s skimpy underwear hanging off of the stick. Also with a flag with “BAMF” scribbled on it in magic marker.**** WHAT WILL GILMOUR’S REACTION BE? TUNE IN NEXT EPISODE TO SEE!

 

NOW Over To the Action Team DaP! Coached by Bo Dayshus, the team is at practice

 

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Diction is doing some light striking for tonights fight. The team does not want him hurt but wants him fine tuned for the fight.

Luka Beck is wrestling with Amborgio Ballestrazi with a “Fighters Pit Alliance” coach looking on.

The rest of the guys are talking with Bo Dayshus right now… Let’s go to the action now

 

Bo Dayshus “Guys we are going to work on some BJJ and other grappling techniques tonight. I know Luka and Amborgio are wrestling but I wanted to just see how those two do against each other and they did extra BJJ this morning. Let’s get down too it. David you take it easy your fighting soon too, but I want you to get the techniques down.”

 

The Team looks excellent in the gym and Bo looks very impressed.

 

Bo Dayshus: I gotta head out now guys. You put in a lot of work so get out of here now and get some rest.

 

TUNE IN TONIGHT TO SEE THE RESULTS OF THE DICTION VERSUS GOLDMAN FIGHT!

 

 

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Well Gilmour has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

 

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 27:30

Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 27:30

Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 27:30

 

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... David Gilmour!

 

Reporter - David, David can we have a few words?

 

David - Fire away

 

Reporter - First fight and it was a dominating victory how do you feel about it.

 

David - a bit tired to be honest i thought i would put him away but i changed it up and just popped him with a lot of shots. Trying to avoid injuries in this thing is key. I may take a few days off training but ill be ready for the next fight.

 

Reporter - Whats it like living in the house with those guys?

 

David - Luka keeps me sane. I hope those idiots in there don't get any ideas about pranks n shit otherwise its on.

 

Reporter - Who do you want next?

 

David - I heard that Budo Rei guy made it through. I want him. Hes the fav to win this thing. Lets scrap man..

 

Reporter - Thanks for the time David.

 

David approaches the house and Luka notices out the car window his lucky hockey stick and a pair of thongs on it.

 

Luka - That your stick?

 

David - Yeah... Damn those bitches.

 

Luka - Who's thongs is that man? Please tell me they are not yours.

 

David - Nah man those are from the night before. I brought them back to give to someone but it appears they already found them.

 

David climbs up the pool house and grabs his stick back and waves the thongs infront of Luka's face

 

Luka - Dude do you have to?

 

David - Sorry man i forgot your scared of the vag.

 

Luka puts David in a school yard headlock and David picks him up and cradles him in his arms

 

David - Come on honey we got news to give to the house

 

Luka - Put me down you ogre

 

David - Come on man he barely punched me

 

Luka mumbles

 

Luka - Maybe if he did it would be an improvement.

 

David - What was that?

 

Luka - Nothing bro.. nothing.

 

David and Luka walk into the house as Team Bo cheer on. Karters team look around laughing at David and his stick

 

Lack - I like your underwear David.

 

David - I thought you would. Surprised you didn't notice them.

 

Lack - What do you mean?

 

Luka - C'mon man we all know hes not been there in a while.

 

Lack - What the fuck you guys talking about.

 

Luka - Wanna tell him?

 

David - Why not.

 

Lack - What? Tell me what?

 

David - Your girlfriend. Whats her name again? Is it Tracy or should i say Britney?

 

Lack - No way.

 

David - Yeah man here you go.

 

Housemates all scramble to stop Lack swinging for Gilmour

 

Lack - I'll get you. Fuck you man. Me and you. Lets go now bitch.

 

David laughs

 

David - Luka will pound you out man you have no chance at getting to me. Talking of pounding...

 

 

Tune in next week.

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Well Gilmour has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

 

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 27:30

Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 27:30

Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 27:30

 

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... David Gilmour!

 

Reporter - David, David can we have a few words?

 

David - Fire away

 

Reporter - First fight and it was a dominating victory how do you feel about it.

 

David - a bit tired to be honest i thought i would put him away but i changed it up and just popped him with a lot of shots. Trying to avoid injuries in this thing is key. I may take a few days off training but ill be ready for the next fight.

 

Reporter - Whats it like living in the house with those guys?

 

David - Luka keeps me sane. I hope those idiots in there don't get any ideas about pranks n shit otherwise its on.

 

Reporter - Who do you want next?

 

David - I heard that Budo Rei guy made it through. I want him. Hes the fav to win this thing. Lets scrap man..

 

Reporter - Thanks for the time David.

 

David approaches the house and Luka notices out the car window his lucky hockey stick and a pair of thongs on it.

 

Luka - That your stick?

 

David - Yeah... Damn those bitches.

 

Luka - Who's thongs is that man? Please tell me they are not yours.

 

David - Nah man those are from the night before. I brought them back to give to someone but it appears they already found them.

 

David climbs up the pool house and grabs his stick back and waves the thongs infront of Luka's face

 

Luka - Dude do you have to?

 

David - Sorry man i forgot your scared of the vag.

 

Luka puts David in a school yard headlock and David picks him up and cradles him in his arms

 

David - Come on honey we got news to give to the house

 

Luka - Put me down you ogre

 

David - Come on man he barely punched me

 

Luka mumbles

 

Luka - Maybe if he did it would be an improvement.

 

David - What was that?

 

Luka - Nothing bro.. nothing.

 

David and Luka walk into the house as Team Bo cheer on. Karters team look around laughing at David and his stick

 

Lack - I like your underwear David.

 

David - I thought you would. Surprised you didn't notice them.

 

Lack - What do you mean?

 

Luka - C'mon man we all know hes not been there in a while.

 

Lack - What the fuck you guys talking about.

 

Luka - Wanna tell him?

 

David - Why not.

 

Lack - What? Tell me what?

 

David - Your girlfriend. Whats her name again? Is it Tracy or should i say Britney?

 

Lack - No way.

 

David - Yeah man here you go.

 

Housemates all scramble to stop Lack swinging for Gilmour

 

Lack - I'll get you. Fuck you man. Me and you. Lets go now bitch.

 

David laughs

 

David - Luka will pound you out man you have no chance at getting to me. Talking of pounding...

 

 

Tune in next week.

Lol love it(:

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EPISODE 4 OF THE CONVICTED FIGHTER!

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Well we ended last episode with the prank on David Gilmour and him and Graham Bowtie getting ready for their fight. Let’s recap what has happened the past couple of days.

 

*Prank Update

Joe Lack and members of TEAM BAMF put Gilmour’s hockey stick up on the roof of the poolhouse with thongs hanging off. Gilmour came back telling Joe how they were his girlfriends and how Luka Beck would smash him. That fight is in several days and Luka is the heavy favorite due to his skillset and experience.

 

*Team Bamf: Goldman verse Team DaP Dicktion Review

Michael Goldman dominated Juris Dicktion in a unanimous 30-27 victory all around. Dicktion only landed one strike all fight and was taken down four times. Goldman showed how impressive he was in all areas of the fight. He was able to throw combinations and land some devastating shots but was not able to defeat a feeble looking Dicktion. Goldman though did land long range kicks and jabs to keep Dicktion off balance and inable to get any attack going. He really kept Juris on his heels and backing up the whole fight. Goldman landed takedowns but did not do much with them. He did not throw many strikes and more or less just regained his breath. He went for submissions but none were close too landing. Nevertheless he pulled out all three rounds in the victory.

 

*Team DaP: Gilmour versus Team Bamf: Bowtie Review

Also in the fourth fight action the pranked-on David Gilmour faced off against Graham Bowtie. This fight was evenly matched at the casino’s and on paper but Gilmour pulled out a 30-27 unanimous decision victory. The fight was kept on the feet the entire time with it mostly at striking distance. Although Bowtie brought it into the clinch he could not do anything with it and simply stalled to close out the second round and did not land a strike there. Gilmour pieced Bowtie repeatedly from the outside but did not land many combinations and mostly played it safe rather than go for a big knockout. A win is a win though. Both fighters landed a couple kicks but the advantage there still went to David Gilmour who was really impressive and defended his claim as the number 1 fighter in the house. His teammate Halo, and BAMF fighter Budo Rei might have something to say about that though.

After This Fight:::

Reporter Bob Jones from mmajunkie.com Mr Karter your thoughts on the fight? Disappointing loss but I was impressed with Bowtie’s chin and Gilmour is one of the toughest in the house.

Dean Of Weed, Grandaddy of The Ganj, The Jedi master of the Joint, The King of The Kush, The Professor of the puff puff pass, lord of L’s, big boy big bong, the big CK knows the THC… Mr. Chris Karter of Team BAMF: "Y'know, it wasn't the best fight in the world. I think he should couldn't adjust against the height advantage that Gilmour has. Glimour's a really tall opponent, I just don't think he could find a comfortable range. He hung in there though, proved he's a tough dude. I just wish he could of got inside and connected with David's chin."

 

Bob Jones: Well there you have it folks. Two tough fighters put on a show for you tonight that impressed a world class manager even in defeat.

 

 

*Team Bamf: Tom Riddle versus Team DaP:Unisa Kalifa

Tom Riddle really impressed many in this fight. He never overwhelmed Kalifa but he thoroughly beat him in every aspect of the fight and got a TKO by way of a cut in the late 3rd round. Riddle outstruck Kalifa by way of a rate of 12:1! Not any combinations but he just kept picking off Kalifa and opening that cut more. He landed all of his takedowns and was only taken down once. Very impressive and not much more too say. Chris Karter had much praise for Riddle after the win. Kalifa tried desperately for a submission and still couldn’t land it. Great job by Riddle.

 

Mr Chris Karter had This To Say "It was a great fight on the ground. Really, these guys were goin for submissions, tryin to finish the fight. I really enjoyed the BJJ aspect of this fight. It went as expected though. Riddle's competed in the Abu Dhabi tournaments, I knew his black belt was legit, and that he could neutralize Kalifa's strengths. He did, he stuck to the gameplan, out struck him on the feet, and when he got him on the ground he established dominance and avoiding Kalifa's submissions. Busted him up pretty badly, those cuts were deep man. Never let up, kept the pressure on, the ref just had to stop it. He could of let it ride those final 5 seconds, but it was a bloody mess. Team BAMF get the win, and we continue on with the tournament."

 

 

Upcoming we have Bas Severn on Team BAMF versus::: Rostam Samani of Team DaP.

On Halloween we have Arnie McDougle of TEAM BAMF andddd::: Ambrogio Ballestrazzi of Team DaP.

 

Both of these fights are mid ranked fighters with a lot of skill sets. Both coaches believe any of these four can win the tournament no doubt about it.

 

Last Time we brought you action from inside the house while Team Bamf was there, now we will bring you to Team DaP while alone in the house. And we will also visit Team BAMF in the gym.

 

Back In The Gym: This Time with Team BAMF!

 

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The fighters are dispersed stretching out and warming up and chatting, a couple are getting started early with some shadow boxing and talking strategy before practice

The Fighters look well prepared on Team BAMF who are trying to improve on their 3-2 lead over Team DaP and Bo Dyashus.

 

Chris Karter: Alright gather around everyone, sorry I was late… But I was busy having these ordered for you guys! Chris gives out expensive sweatshirts with each of the guys Names on the Back and pictures and on the front they have Convicted Inc. sponsorship logo’s and TEAM BAMF in large letters

So Today the guys who have already fought are going to be giving a good workout for Joe, Bas, and Arnie. Bas I don’t want you going crazy though with your fight soon. 75 percent on him guys. Arnie and Joe though you guys are working your asses off. Rambo… What the f*** are you doing?

Rambo Jackson… alter ego Elvis Stomps out a blunt, and takes off a life like mask he was wearing that looks nothing like his. Uhhh nothing boss, not getting high at practice or anything.

Karter: This is why you lost you bum, now focus. I want a lot of focus on finding our range today, we’ve been having trouble getting in our striking distance. Let’s go now.

 

The fighters go around and Arnie and Joe Lack start working up a sweat like crazy

Lack While wrestling with Tom Riddle Jeez Rambo is getting kinda weird always changing his hair and shaving different and acting different and stuff.

 

Riddle: Gets stuffed by Lack while going for a takedown Yeah he’s a strange fella, and he got his ass kicked.

 

Lack: Come on really throw into those takedowns I gotta be ready for Luka. And yeah he’s our teammate though so I guess we gotta deal wit em haha.

Riddle finally lands a takedown after sweating up a storm

 

Chris Karter takes a minute to talk to reporters outside the gym.

 

Statement by Mr.Karter "Bas Severn's gonna hurt Samani. Even if he doesn't manage to win that fight, which I believe he will, he's a tough mean mother fucker, I don't think Samani's gettin out of there without getting hurt. Hell Samani might hurt himself just punchin Severn in the face. He's got a tough chin man, he can take a beating."

 

This fight is important and decides whether the teams tie it up!!! If team BAMF wins, then Team DaP has to win the last two fights to even tie it up!

 

Arnie is busy training with Budo Rei. The two are favorites on team BAMF to win it all and loved for their personalities.

The two are currently working on what Chris Karter talked about in “Finding your range”.

The two fighters are bouncing in and out striking against the mats with team BAMF coaches from the Convicted Team.

 

When asked about the coaching staff Budo Rei had this to say::::

Budo Rei Man I love these guys. I already knew all of them so I knew they’d be had on me. They know what they are talking about though. I’d go to war with the guys on my team and the Convicted coaches. They have the best experience out there and would destroy The Fighters Pit and Bo’s squad. winks

 

NOW Let’s take a look inside the house while Team DaP is in there alone:::

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Bo Dyashus is walking out as the guys are fooling around playing pool

Bo: Stay safe guys, I’ll be back soon. Rostam please be ready. Ambrogio you need to start cutting weight too for Halloween.

 

Rostam: I’m going to kick his ass tonight. It’s gunna be awful.

 

Xiomar Halo: Don’t underestimate him though. Play your game. He has a good chin so you may need to wear him down.

 

Ambrogio: Damn I hate cutting weight. But hey after the fight we all eating our Halloween candy. We oughtta pull a prank on the other team for Halloween!

 

Luka Beck: Yeah let’s do it cuz they got David!

 

The team takes Joe Lack’s stash of banana’s and unpeel’s all of them and put’s several in each of team BAMF’s bed’s.

 

Halo: Hah. They’ll never know what hit them. Now who wants to drink and head to the fight.

 

Everyone but Rostam: Hell we do! Yeah!

 

THE TEAMS set out in the vans, Team DaP a drunken mess… And head to the Convicted Fighter arena for the battle tonight.

WHO WILL WIN!? WILL IT BE---- BAS SEVERN OF TEAM BAMF?

ORRRRRR--- ROSTAM SAMANI OF TEAM DaP!?!?!?

 

Tune in to tonights fights to see! Find out on the next episode of “The Convicted Fighter” how Team BAMF reacts to the prank, a look at both teams in the house at the same time, a member of a team almost getting kicked out and arrested, and previews of the 2nd round of fights.

 

Have a great night everyone!

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Definitely not annoying. This kinda stuff in the forums is fun.

 

Why i wanted to take part in the tournament knowing that CK wanted to have it be write up driven. Also why i enjoy EPL, and if any of you guys have 150k ID guys or younger you should look into Immortals NY, they have a great trash talk thread that i know you are very active in as well FBwellman

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Definitely not annoying. This kinda stuff in the forums is fun.

 

Why i wanted to take part in the tournament knowing that CK wanted to have it be write up driven. Also why i enjoy EPL, and if any of you guys have 150k ID guys or younger you should look into Immortals NY, they have a great trash talk thread that i know you are very active in as well FBwellman

Thanks mate(: immortals is a great time and I do weekly previews there but I took a short leave of absence to focus on the convicted fighter stories(: I shall be back though!(:

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EPISODE 4 OF THE CONVICTED FIGHTER!

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Well we ended last episode with the prank on David Gilmour and him and Graham Bowtie getting ready for their fight. Let’s recap what has happened the past couple of days.

 

*Prank Update

Joe Lack and members of TEAM BAMF put Gilmour’s hockey stick up on the roof of the poolhouse with thongs hanging off. Gilmour came back telling Joe how they were his girlfriends and how Luka Beck would smash him. That fight is in several days and Luka is the heavy favorite due to his skillset and experience.

 

*Team Bamf: Goldman verse Team DaP Dicktion Review

Michael Goldman dominated Juris Dicktion in a unanimous 30-27 victory all around. Dicktion only landed one strike all fight and was taken down four times. Goldman showed how impressive he was in all areas of the fight. He was able to throw combinations and land some devastating shots but was not able to defeat a feeble looking Dicktion. Goldman though did land long range kicks and jabs to keep Dicktion off balance and inable to get any attack going. He really kept Juris on his heels and backing up the whole fight. Goldman landed takedowns but did not do much with them. He did not throw many strikes and more or less just regained his breath. He went for submissions but none were close too landing. Nevertheless he pulled out all three rounds in the victory.

 

*Team DaP: Gilmour versus Team Bamf: Bowtie Review

Also in the fourth fight action the pranked-on David Gilmour faced off against Graham Bowtie. This fight was evenly matched at the casino’s and on paper but Gilmour pulled out a 30-27 unanimous decision victory. The fight was kept on the feet the entire time with it mostly at striking distance. Although Bowtie brought it into the clinch he could not do anything with it and simply stalled to close out the second round and did not land a strike there. Gilmour pieced Bowtie repeatedly from the outside but did not land many combinations and mostly played it safe rather than go for a big knockout. A win is a win though. Both fighters landed a couple kicks but the advantage there still went to David Gilmour who was really impressive and defended his claim as the number 1 fighter in the house. His teammate Halo, and BAMF fighter Budo Rei might have something to say about that though.

After This Fight:::

Reporter Bob Jones from mmajunkie.com Mr Karter your thoughts on the fight? Disappointing loss but I was impressed with Bowtie’s chin and Gilmour is one of the toughest in the house.

Dean Of Weed, Grandaddy of The Ganj, The Jedi master of the Joint, The King of The Kush, The Professor of the puff puff pass, lord of L’s, big boy big bong, the big CK knows the THC… Mr. Chris Karter of Team BAMF: "Y'know, it wasn't the best fight in the world. I think he should couldn't adjust against the height advantage that Gilmour has. Glimour's a really tall opponent, I just don't think he could find a comfortable range. He hung in there though, proved he's a tough dude. I just wish he could of got inside and connected with David's chin."

 

Bob Jones: Well there you have it folks. Two tough fighters put on a show for you tonight that impressed a world class manager even in defeat.

 

 

*Team Bamf: Tom Riddle versus Team DaP:Unisa Kalifa

Tom Riddle really impressed many in this fight. He never overwhelmed Kalifa but he thoroughly beat him in every aspect of the fight and got a TKO by way of a cut in the late 3rd round. Riddle outstruck Kalifa by way of a rate of 12:1! Not any combinations but he just kept picking off Kalifa and opening that cut more. He landed all of his takedowns and was only taken down once. Very impressive and not much more too say. Chris Karter had much praise for Riddle after the win. Kalifa tried desperately for a submission and still couldn’t land it. Great job by Riddle.

 

Mr Chris Karter had This To Say "It was a great fight on the ground. Really, these guys were goin for submissions, tryin to finish the fight. I really enjoyed the BJJ aspect of this fight. It went as expected though. Riddle's competed in the Abu Dhabi tournaments, I knew his black belt was legit, and that he could neutralize Kalifa's strengths. He did, he stuck to the gameplan, out struck him on the feet, and when he got him on the ground he established dominance and avoiding Kalifa's submissions. Busted him up pretty badly, those cuts were deep man. Never let up, kept the pressure on, the ref just had to stop it. He could of let it ride those final 5 seconds, but it was a bloody mess. Team BAMF get the win, and we continue on with the tournament."

 

 

Upcoming we have Bas Severn on Team BAMF versus::: Rostam Samani of Team DaP.

On Halloween we have Arnie McDougle of TEAM BAMF andddd::: Ambrogio Ballestrazzi of Team DaP.

 

Both of these fights are mid ranked fighters with a lot of skill sets. Both coaches believe any of these four can win the tournament no doubt about it.

 

Last Time we brought you action from inside the house while Team Bamf was there, now we will bring you to Team DaP while alone in the house. And we will also visit Team BAMF in the gym.

 

Back In The Gym: This Time with Team BAMF!

 

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The fighters are dispersed stretching out and warming up and chatting, a couple are getting started early with some shadow boxing and talking strategy before practice

The Fighters look well prepared on Team BAMF who are trying to improve on their 3-2 lead over Team DaP and Bo Dyashus.

 

Chris Karter: Alright gather around everyone, sorry I was late… But I was busy having these ordered for you guys! Chris gives out expensive sweatshirts with each of the guys Names on the Back and pictures and on the front they have Convicted Inc. sponsorship logo’s and TEAM BAMF in large letters

So Today the guys who have already fought are going to be giving a good workout for Joe, Bas, and Arnie. Bas I don’t want you going crazy though with your fight soon. 75 percent on him guys. Arnie and Joe though you guys are working your asses off. Rambo… What the f*** are you doing?

Rambo Jackson… alter ego Elvis Stomps out a blunt, and takes off a life like mask he was wearing that looks nothing like his. Uhhh nothing boss, not getting high at practice or anything.

Karter: This is why you lost you bum, now focus. I want a lot of focus on finding our range today, we’ve been having trouble getting in our striking distance. Let’s go now.

 

The fighters go around and Arnie and Joe Lack start working up a sweat like crazy

Lack While wrestling with Tom Riddle Jeez Rambo is getting kinda weird always changing his hair and shaving different and acting different and stuff.

 

Riddle: Gets stuffed by Lack while going for a takedown Yeah he’s a strange fella, and he got his ass kicked.

 

Lack: Come on really throw into those takedowns I gotta be ready for Luka. And yeah he’s our teammate though so I guess we gotta deal wit em haha.

Riddle finally lands a takedown after sweating up a storm

 

Chris Karter takes a minute to talk to reporters outside the gym.

 

Statement by Mr.Karter "Bas Severn's gonna hurt Samani. Even if he doesn't manage to win that fight, which I believe he will, he's a tough mean mother fucker, I don't think Samani's gettin out of there without getting hurt. Hell Samani might hurt himself just punchin Severn in the face. He's got a tough chin man, he can take a beating."

 

This fight is important and decides whether the teams tie it up!!! If team BAMF wins, then Team DaP has to win the last two fights to even tie it up!

 

Arnie is busy training with Budo Rei. The two are favorites on team BAMF to win it all and loved for their personalities.

The two are currently working on what Chris Karter talked about in “Finding your range”.

The two fighters are bouncing in and out striking against the mats with team BAMF coaches from the Convicted Team.

 

When asked about the coaching staff Budo Rei had this to say::::

Budo Rei Man I love these guys. I already knew all of them so I knew they’d be had on me. They know what they are talking about though. I’d go to war with the guys on my team and the Convicted coaches. They have the best experience out there and would destroy The Fighters Pit and Bo’s squad. winks

 

NOW Let’s take a look inside the house while Team DaP is in there alone:::

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Bo Dyashus is walking out as the guys are fooling around playing pool

Bo: Stay safe guys, I’ll be back soon. Rostam please be ready. Ambrogio you need to start cutting weight too for Halloween.

 

Rostam: I’m going to kick his ass tonight. It’s gunna be awful.

 

Xiomar Halo: Don’t underestimate him though. Play your game. He has a good chin so you may need to wear him down.

 

Ambrogio: Damn I hate cutting weight. But hey after the fight we all eating our Halloween candy. We oughtta pull a prank on the other team for Halloween!

 

Luka Beck: Yeah let’s do it cuz they got David!

 

The team takes Joe Lack’s stash of banana’s and unpeel’s all of them and put’s several in each of team BAMF’s bed’s.

 

Halo: Hah. They’ll never know what hit them. Now who wants to drink and head to the fight.

 

Everyone but Rostam: Hell we do! Yeah!

 

THE TEAMS set out in the vans, Team DaP a drunken mess… And head to the Convicted Fighter arena for the battle tonight.

WHO WILL WIN!? WILL IT BE---- BAS SEVERN OF TEAM BAMF?

ORRRRRR--- ROSTAM SAMANI OF TEAM DaP!?!?!?

 

Tune in to tonights fights to see! Find out on the next episode of “The Convicted Fighter” how Team BAMF reacts to the prank, a look at both teams in the house at the same time, a member of a team almost getting kicked out and arrested, and previews of the 2nd round of fights.

 

Have a great night everyone!

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The camera follows Samani backstage to the dressing room, where he is getting his wrappings removed.

 

Bo: Great fight Rastam! You dominated ine every aspect of the fight.

 

Samani: Yes, of course Bo. Karter must have been high to pick that opponent for me.

 

Bo: Well, yeah. I think he's pretty much always high.

 

Samani: Severn is tough man, Rastam hurt hand by landing repeated strikes against his head. I let him stay in fight a little longer than I should. Rastam wanted to make point to Karter and his mob of decadent infidels.

 

Bo: Any thoughts on the next round Rastam, who do you want?

 

Samani: I have not been impressed with any of Karter's fighters. They will share Severn's fate. My will can not be denied. Goldman, Riddle and Rei have all insulted my senses with their boorish behavior and lack of hygeine. I will defeat whichever you place in front of me coach Bo.

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"Samani must of hurt himself in some way, shape, or form. His coach was the one that selected that fight. Samani may have won the battle, but he lost the war. The doc told me he suffered a pretty bad injury. We'll see if he'll recover in time for the next round. I was told he might, but we'll see how it goes."

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"Samani must of hurt himself in some way, shape, or form. His coach was the one that selected that fight. Samani may have won the battle, but he lost the war. The doc told me he suffered a pretty bad injury. We'll see if he'll recover in time for the next round. I was told he might, but we'll see how it goes."

Samani:

"Coach Bo told me that fight was of Karters choosing. Makes a little more sense if Bo picked it, I am in a different class than most fighters in the tourney. None of them are on my level. If coach Karter is scared of me and doesnt wish me to defeat the rest of his fighters he can select me to fight injured. "The Last Shah" will not fight at less than optimal strength. I will not let my fans down by competing at less than 100%."

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Samani:

"Coach Bo told me that fight was of Karters choosing. Makes a little more sense if Bo picked it, I am in a different class than most fighters in the tourney. None of them are on my level. If coach Karter is scared of me and doesnt wish me to defeat the rest of his fighters he can select me to fight injured. "The Last Shah" will not fight at less than optimal strength. I will not let my fans down by competing at less than 100%."

If he fights on episode 9 or 10 he will still be hurt

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Samani:

"Coach Bo told me that fight was of Karters choosing. Makes a little more sense if Bo picked it, I am in a different class than most fighters in the tourney. None of them are on my level. If coach Karter is scared of me and doesnt wish me to defeat the rest of his fighters he can select me to fight injured. "The Last Shah" will not fight at less than optimal strength. I will not let my fans down by competing at less than 100%."

 

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Chris Karter: "While I would of chosen Bas Severn vs Samani - I knew win or lose he couldn't get out of that cage without getting hurt. The Iranian son of a millionaire Playboy would never dare enter a cage with even the slightest injury and risk hurting his precious, obese body, or potentially breaking a nail in front of the cameras. This was an element of strategy to potentially eliminate, admittingly, one of the more talented fighters on Team DaP. While it's no surprise that fighting injured would never be something Samani considered - a fighter that claims he is on another level than the rest - everybody was well aware of the circumstances coming into this tournament. A time might come where you may have to fight injured, or you could withdraw - and nobody would look down on you for not fighting when you're not healthy. Hell if he's lucky his opponent might be injured as well... or maybe he'll recover before his fight. We will see once Round 1 of this thing is over. Other than Rambo Jackson vs Halo - and Joe Lack's bananas getting peeled and stuffed into beds, and I guess Rambo changing faces and impersonating other people... everything has played out how I expected it too. Sort of..."

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Reporter: "We're sitting here with Luka Beck. Now, you were the last fight of the first round, in episode 8 of the Convicted Fighter. You went up against Joe Lack. He talked a little shit leading up to the fight. How did it feel to go in there and silence him?"

 

Beck: "Meh. Who's Jack Lack anyway? That's how it felt. I was very disinterested in this fight. Jack Lack is a nobody, and was a waste of my time."

 

Reporter: "You mean Joe Lack?"

Beck: Huh?

 

Reporter: "Your opponent. His name was Joe Lack."

 

Beck: "Whatever. That's exactly my point. The guy should just retire. I can't even remember what his name is."

 

Reporter: "Okay...moving on. Fights have already been picked and booked for the next round, how do you feel about your upcoming opponent Arnie McDougle?"

 

Beck: "Artie McDougle is....alright, I'd be lying to you if I told you I knew who Artie Mcdougle was. He the big dude with the head that looks like a penis?"

 

Reporter: "Ya. I can sorta see that."

 

Beck: "I dunno man. I have been told by coach Bo to not underestimate this guy. So i guess I will give him everything I got, but where is the competition in this thing? It seems like all the quality fighters in this tournament are the guys I am practicing with on a daily basis. Carter must've been high when he did this shit because his only hope is that Budo Rei beats David."

 

Reporter: "So you think you will have no problems with Arnie Mcdougle?"

 

Beck: "I think Artie is going home early. Hopefully they can get me a real opponent soon. Like Budo. Or that really weird Halo dude that got in my face when we got off the buses."

 

Reporter: "Good luck in the tournament, and thanks for your time."

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