Timmy Posted March 4, 2013 Report Share Posted March 4, 2013 http://img.mixedmartialarts.com/method=get&s=diego-sanchez-gif.gif Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition at a professional fight night! Lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarMachine Posted March 4, 2013 Report Share Posted March 4, 2013 Coming up we have a fight in the openweight division. The fighter fighting out of the red corner, some can managed by FBWellman. He is a complete cbomb. And his opponent fighting out of the blue corner another can managed by some cbomb called Lockdown. He is a cbomb ya know. This could be a good fight, cbomb A has the cbomb to get to cbomb B s cbomb. This could be a cbomb fest. Our referee for this bout is stupidareshole. He is also a massive cbomb from down under. Oh wait, we here this is for the openweigh cbomb championship belt. Its a shame there can only be one winner because both are cbombs including the referee. All 3 judges are the cheating cbomb bag steel penn. Well this is interesting. They all have different usernames. Over to you. 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 4, 2013 Report Share Posted March 4, 2013 Coming up we have a fight in the openweight division. The fighter fighting out of the red corner, some can managed by FBWellman. He is a complete cbomb. And his opponent fighting out of the blue corner another can managed by some cbomb called Lockdown. He is a cbomb ya know. This could be a good fight, cbomb A has the cbomb to get to cbomb B s cbomb. This could be a cbomb fest. Our referee for this bout is stupidareshole. He is also a massive cbomb from down under. Oh wait, we here this is for the openweigh cbomb championship belt. Its a shame there can only be one winner because both are cbombs including the referee. All 3 judges are the cheating cbomb bag steel penn. Well this is interesting. They all have different usernames. Over to you. Shit banter mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtieBanks Posted March 4, 2013 Report Share Posted March 4, 2013 All 3 judges are the cheating cbomb bag steel penn. Well this is interesting. They all have different usernames. Over to you. The rest was shit but this made me laugh. Please stop trying to derail threads. ---- walks to the ring like he is constipated. Talk about having a load on your mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 4, 2013 Report Share Posted March 4, 2013 *Fighter* can't stop bobbing and jumping to his entrance song as the cutman asks him to slow down so he can wipe some vaseline on his face. *Fighter* resumes his hopping and the cutman is forced to slap him in the face so he can finally stand still. Let's see how he reacts to that! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter intros! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacky67 Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 Someone who's more clever than me should write one inspired by this: http://img.mixedmartialarts.com/method=get&s=diego-sanchez-gif.gif ho shit it's funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 *Fighter* walking out from backstage. He appears disoriented and lost. Maybe it's the spotlight that has left him confused, but there is only one route to the cage/ring! I have to say when you can't even find your way to the cage/ring, it really does not bode well for the fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 "Fighter X strips to the shorts, revealing a freshly inked tribal tattoo which has gone down a storm with the intoxicated masses in attendance." "Fighter X removes his tracksuit to reveal a frankly ill-advised tattoo of his favorite singer.....what was he thinking! It's met with ridicule and astonishment in equal measure." "Fighter X removes his gi to reveal a beautifully intricate Sanskrit tattoo that has been etched onto his forearm since his last fight. Who knew he had a penchant for ancient Indian culture? What a fascinating man!" "The crowd erupts as fighter X makes his way to the cage draped in the Dutch/Finnish/American flag." "Fighter X has riled the fans by emerging draped in his national flag. They haven't taken kindly to his show of patriotism!" "Fighter X and his team join hands, kneel and bow together mid-entrance. Goosebumps. What a deep, fascinating man!" "Fighter X and his team join hands, kneel and bow together mid-entrance. The already inebriated crowd haven't appreciated the tender display of solidarity and have promptly begun to hurl their beverages at them!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eveas Posted March 10, 2013 Report Share Posted March 10, 2013 http://youtu.be/pYxAfGfNg14 Should write this up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imfromhoiland Posted March 10, 2013 Report Share Posted March 10, 2013 __________ botches a cartwheel as he enters octagon. Definitely a not top 10 moment of his career. The maintenance crew did not clean up the blood on the mat after that fight and, oh, yup, ________ slipped and fell right on his ass. What a bloody mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChillBrah Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 "Fighter" is making his way to the cage and he looks intense! He starts a bull-rush down the ramp as a security guard accidentally gets in his path and is shoved into the guard rail! As "Fighter" makes his way to the prep-point, the medical staff arrives to assist the unresponsive security guard off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tp61503 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 blank fighter is walking to the cage pointing to an angry viewer and sings My dick locked in a cage (Right) Your dick suffer from stage fright, as he makes his way closer to the cage he points to his opponent and says. My dick so hot it's stolen Your dick look like Gary Coleman, My dick got a Caesar do Your dick needs a tweezer dude 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 Hahahaha, while I think the above one is a terrible pre-fight intro, it was pretty fuckin hilarious. Prolly cuz this played immedietly in my head... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tp61503 Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 lol whats funny is that intro is one that me and my brother seriously was going to use until they told us we were coming out to drums like pride lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 Rumour has it *fighter* has been working on his dick kicks, let's see if he lands any low blows this evening! Dude thats... *sun glasses on* a dick move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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