Guest Posted June 18, 2013 Report Share Posted June 18, 2013 I have a 5 seater jet in Helsinki now, if anyone is around and need a lift for WD, I will set up flight for Friday and have 4 seats left. Won't charge much, thou dont want to lose money. Normal 1st class would costs 2 600 from Helsinki to rio and Jet flight would cost 6 400 together, so split on four is like 1 600 per fighter. Anyone wanna join? I will make it private and send invites, so anyone outside won't buy out those spots Edit: actually 1.850 Didnt know that with each fighter on board its +250$ on flight cost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 Is that the only UK dropout so far? If so, this may be a record breaking achievement in itself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 I have a 5 seater jet in Helsinki now, if anyone is around and need a lift for WD, I will set up flight for Friday and have 4 seats left. Won't charge much, thou dont want to lose money. Normal 1st class would costs 2 600 from Helsinki to rio and Jet flight would cost 6 400 together, so split on four is like 1 600 per fighter. Anyone wanna join? I will make it private and send invites, so anyone outside won't buy out those spots Edit: actually 1.850 Didnt know that with each fighter on board its +250$ on flight cost I can offer a lift from Tokyo to Rio . 3 seats left peoples! Bragi~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 The story of an Underdog http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/35/35w15.jpg Narrator: Danny Hastings... when you hear that name what do you think? Many would answer that question with 'a can', 'a joke', 'a wannabe', 'a disgrace to the sport', 'a vagina cos he bleeds once a month'.....Well, ladies and gentlemen on Sunday the 23rd of June, Hastings is gonna prove you all wrong! He has been laughed at, spat at and the punchline to many jokes in Rio De Janeiro but if there is one thing I can say for that man he takes it on the chin; well not so much in the octagon but outside - ye he does.. The young man was a high school dropout at the age of 16 and had nothing better do than drinking 1 pound jagerbombs and fighting people of his own sort in nightclubs around Scotland's capital, Edinburgh. He was a trouble maker and nothing more with no aim in life.. that was until Mr Daly saw him beating the shit out of a chav in the smokin area of a club for lookin at him the wrong way. Daly saw this boy needed a goal in life and noticed his boxing skills, so took him under his wing, and in between the wings of his private jet to fly over to Rio. Hastings emptied the jets fridge which was full of Dalys expensive whiskey stash and stumbled his way to his new pad in Rio. By this point Daly knew he had dug himself a hole by pickin up this kid from his hometown Edinburgh and 3 losses later this solidified Daly's view on him; Daly shared the opinion of the WPR fans, that this guy was a fuckin joke and nothing more... Daly himself called him Danny Hahahahastings and through him out of the suite that he offered Hastings to stay in for his duration in Rio - He was sick of his bullshit performances and party lifestyle. After this Hastings found himself in a deep hole... of a 10/10 brazilian beach babe. He regained his confidence after his 3 losses and she gave him what he needed to find the motivation to get back to training and shock the masses....So he did. Reporter: So here I am with the man they call Danny Hahahahastings, but don't worry I will just call you Danny. So Danny, how does you feel when you hear that name being used for you all over Rio? Danny: Well, I'd imagine it feels like what Trent Punchy felt when he realised that his mother raised him with money she earned from her late nights suckin cock for cash... hurtful, embarrassing just to name a few... Reporter: Wow, you really went there huh? Danny: Aye, I did.. Reporter: Why pick on Trent Punchy? Danny: Because he is the man I will be fighting in the last event of the tournament; the Grudge Match and he is fuckin numpty! haha! Reporter: Anyway, lets talk about your next opponent, Kulho from the very successful team Finland, what are your thoughts leading up to him? And your opinion on the 10/1 odds on you to win? Danny: Well, those odds are a fuckin joke to be honest with ya pal... But hey I put some money on myself and I will make whoever else does fuckin rich, ya ken? As for Kulho the guys a Finn, and we all know those Finns have dirty underground tactics and bribery deals goin on. Well, a tell you what mate! You cant bribe me like you did with your previous opponents, I aint here to cup your balls and wipe your ass with dollar bills.I am here to knock you out wee lad and thats whats happenin on sunday night. Reporter: Well, I admire your confidence but I think you are the only one who believes your gettin the KO victory - no offence... So tell us more about Daly kickin you out your pad in Rio and ditchin you on the savage streets of Rio. Danny: Well, just like the rest of these pricks out there Daly gave up faith in me because of my unlucky losses, lets be honest I should have beaten those guys but I have been partying like a mu'fucka here in rio, who can blame me eh! If I had actually given a shit during those fights I would have won for sure. But aye, Daly kicked me out cos I trashed his pad, drunk loads of whiskey and banged a bird in his hot tub.. But thanks to him kickin me out I have found my true brazilian love, Silvia her name is aye... Fuckin crackin arse seriously mate.. This win is for her! Reporter: Well good luck you'll need it! (reporter sprints away) SEE YOU THERE DANNY HAHAHAHAHASTINGS! Danny: cbomb... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 Here, have my +1, sir. ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 Good interview! Oh, I the sentence about bleeding once a month is my, btw. I sent some pads to Hahahastings because he is fighting in a few next days Bragi~~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 What about the vagina sentence? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 What about the vagina sentence? lol I don't remember calling him a vagina, but I may use that word. Btw. Danny reminds me about one "fighter" with 1-31 record (http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Kenneth-Allen-13050). Bragi~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 wow that guy sucks i feel even more sorry for the guy who lost to him haha 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 The most interesting thing is that he lost ~75% of his fight via sub and he won the fight via sub. Also he lost to Jake Ellenberger, by the way. Bragi~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 Bragi, have an idea for you. Go to the cage, fight 35 times - than talk shit about guys like that, what you think? Kid may sucks, but looks like he doesnt give a flying fuck about it and keep fighting - maybe because he loves this sport and he wants to do this? Instead of talking shit, you should think a while and realize that its amazing. Lot of guys quit after 2-3 losses, yet he still has balls to do this. Dude deserves respect, not talking shit about him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 Fair point Chris I do admire him in a strange way, a man who loses 35 times and still gets in the cage is a man with balls or he lost a bad bet but real talk, da fuck is he still doing fighting!?!? Its clearly the wrong career choice for him.... having said that I would like to have a beer with that man haha (no homo) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 Maybe he has other work, and fight only because he loves MMA? D: Who knows, but talking shit about man who have a balls to do shit like that - its pathetic and disgusting :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 Bragi, have an idea for you. Go to the cage, fight 35 times - than talk shit about guys like that, what you think? Kid may sucks, but looks like he doesnt give a flying fuck about it and keep fighting - maybe because he loves this sport and he wants to do this? Instead of talking shit, you should think a while and realize that its amazing. Lot of guys quit after 2-3 losses, yet he still has balls to do this. Dude deserves respect, not talking shit about him. Amazing? That's like a fucking cabaret. I saw a few of his fight. He don't know what he is doing in the cage, he is too afraid to take initiative. I can say what ever the fuck I want about an MMA fighter. Their fights are avaiable to see in PPV, live, via youtube etc. But if you ask why those fight are avaiable it's because they are fighting for peoples. Peoples like to watch fight. In ancient Rome there was gladiators and today we have fighters. I am a customer, they're seeling those fights. That dude is a can. Example. One artist made 35 shitty CD album and 1 good. His album really sux (we're Poles, so let's Pikej's "music" will be an example). So you would say such artist who made 35 shitty albums deserve a respect? He deserve to be throwned a fuckin pomidors at him. Btw. I am thinking about starting K1 career before entering to a cage but I need to do an eyes surgery before I would be able to fight (you can do such surgery after reaching 21 years old when your body stops growning) Bragi~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 Bragi, have an idea for you. Go to the cage, fight 35 times - than talk shit about guys like that, what you think? Kid may sucks, but looks like he doesnt give a flying fuck about it and keep fighting - maybe because he loves this sport and he wants to do this? Instead of talking shit, you should think a while and realize that its amazing. Lot of guys quit after 2-3 losses, yet he still has balls to do this. Dude deserves respect, not talking shit about him. Wow, are you serious man? He didn't even say anything offensive about him, calm the fuck down. Fair point Chris I do admire him in a strange way, a man who loses 35 times and still gets in the cage is a man with balls or he lost a bad bet but real talk, da fuck is he still doing fighting!?!? Its clearly the wrong career choice for him.... having said that I would like to have a beer with that man haha (no homo) You shouldn't admire him because he's a professional can - he doesn't fight to win, he steps in the cage, offers a limb or his neck, and takes the money. He exists to put a win on other fighters records. Even recently he's been fighting guys like Paul Bradley, Joe Vedepo and Ryan Thomas who are former UFC fighters, with whom he obviously has no business being in the cage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 Sorry jhath, simply when I was in CBK Bragi brought up same topic and becuase I know how he thinks about him - thats why I reacted this why Thou, you can't be sure if he does that for money only - I doubt he would make shit load of money doing that D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 The story of an Underdog http://i1.cpcache.com/product_zoom/513091941/trent_from_punchy_bumper_sticker.jpg?height=250&width=250&padToSquare=true Trent "From" Punchy response: REPORTER: Good morning Trent! It certainly is one of the more dubious offers in my life to meet with Punchbowl's most infamous resident. How are you today? TRENT: I'm fucking sick ay! Been doing some bulbies, max doughies in the gravel and being chased by birds ay. Fucking Wednesday's ay? REPORTER: Indeed. So I imagine that someone read you the interview which Danny Hastings gave just yesterday. It seems he has singled you out for a particular onerous onslaught of intimidation and sledging, I expect you'd be interested in rebutting him appropriately? http://i493.photobucket.com/albums/rr295/muaythaiguy_photos/trent12.jpg REPORTER: Nevermind. Do you feel that it is unfair that Danny is picking on a more intellectually handicapped member of Sydney society? http://ic.i.tsatic-cdn.net/59/635_340/72768_59562.jpg REPORTER: What do you think about Danny Hastings and his comments about your mother? http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2E0GjP7ViBU/0.jpg TRENT: FUCK THAT AY. Mum... she had it pretty hard growing up ay. Hah, hard... Anyway, this fuckin' dickhead is just another one of them bitches gonna get stitches. He calls it a grudge match, but to me a grudge is just a fuckin place to park your car ay. REPORTER: So you don't feel the same animosity in return? http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/ENCC0lvOQXs/hqdefault.jpg?feature=og TRENT: Man, I haven't even been to Wales so why the fuck would I care about some bloke called Harding or whatever who spends his spare time hitting the high notes with the local Community Choir? REPORTER: Are you confident of a win then? http://i4.ytimg.com/vi/ofpQF_Uvv1s/hqdefault.jpg TRENT: Ah I dunno ay. I tell you but, I am gonna take his back and stick some piccies on it. REPORTER: Piccies? http://i430.photobucket.com/albums/qq21/joshktpq/Blow_me_out.jpg TRENT: Fucking ay, y'know pics of naked chicks ay. Helps me get into it more y'know? REPORTER: Disturbing. Is there anything else you'd like to say to Mr Hastings before you meet for the final fight of your careers? http://i4.ytimg.com/vi/WkbjooAJe_E/mqdefault.jpg TRENT: Also, cos I am such a bad arse fighter n shit I got a sick interview with Jeff Fenech's fucking nephew ay. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UprAhi8iy-o 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 22, 2013 Report Share Posted June 22, 2013 FIGHT DAY!!!! Good luck to all of you, guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potter09 Posted June 22, 2013 Report Share Posted June 22, 2013 Mighty Mushroom hoping to cause a upset tomorro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 22, 2013 Report Share Posted June 22, 2013 Mighty Mushroom hoping to cause a upset tomorro. I hope so too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 22, 2013 Report Share Posted June 22, 2013 Matt Serra vs Georges St. Pierre Fabricio Werdum vs Fedor Emelianenko Forrest Griffin vs Shogun Rua Frank Mir vs Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira In a couple of days a new one will be added to that list. Danny Hastings vs Velli Kulho I CAN FEEL IT WAR Rowdy!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 22, 2013 Report Share Posted June 22, 2013 WPR: WD 4 (SAT) Preview http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/posters/1371529005kd00Ixa.jpg Here we are with another World Dominance event and shit the bed things are starting to get tense up in this bitch! Poland and Finland are neck and neck, so there is no room for either of em to slip up. There is also still time for the standings to change rather drastically because each country still has 2 match ups to go, for some this was too much stress to handle so they have left over the course of the tournament, but hey only the strong survive so hats off to the lot of ya who have kept going! Right let’s get to it; on this fateful evening we have Poland vs USA and Australia vs Canada. Patrycy Szczerbiec (POL) vs Errol Jitani (USA) To kick off our night we have what appears to be a pretty even fight. 2 specialists; the Pole is an impressive wrestler and the American is a Muay Thai specialist. We all know what both these guys are gonna try and pull off, Patrycy will be going for the takedown and look to grind Jitani out which has not been going too well for him so far as he is 1-2 in the tournament. But what makes this an exciting match-up is that Jitani is also 1-2, Jitani only managed to win his first fight against the outgoing, potentially retarded Trent Punchy from team AUS but since has had no luck. Neither of these two guys appear to be finishers but tonight I believe we can look out for one in this match up. Prediction: Szczerbiec via TKO. Canadian Hero (CAN) vs Jimmy Carruthers (AUS) Believe it or not Canadian Hero is fighting for Team Canada and has only had 1 fight in the World Dominance tournament so far as he replaced the rather unpopular fighter out of the Jesse Bowes camp, the name slips my memory. Hero only had one fight before the tournament and it was a QFC in which he won but lady luck was not on his side in his WD debut as Mighty Mushroom TKO’d him early in the second round. Carruthers, representing the Aussies in this bout has not had the easiest match-ups but managed one victory in 3 fights. He pulled off a TKO victory against a Finn so I have faith in his future! I think this is a pretty bad match up for Canadian Hero as he has shown that he has a tendency to cut rather easily and he is up against a MT fighter, There will be blood ladies and gentleman. Prediction: Carruthers via TKO Adam Miauczynski (POL) vs Renex Garcia (USA) Adam is an entertaining guy to watch in the cage, he uses punches and kicks and plenty of them; he dominated North but still didn’t manage the finish so he has been slated a little for having pillow hands so lets see if he can pull of an entertaining finish in this fight. Garcia is purely a BJJ fighter and will want this one to hit the floor ASAP otherwise this could be Adams first finish. He is 1-2 and reps a brown belt in BJJ so if this goes to the floor Renex is gonna finish this but I don’t think he is gonna manage to be honest! Prediction: Miauczynski via TKO. Django Foxx (CAN) vs Kevin Stevens (AUS) Django Foxx got his first win in WD 3 when he faced Chris Funkyama who is now managerless! It was a pretty brief fight as Foxx hit him with a hook and the ref stepped in shortly after. I think Foxx has a bright future, don’t let his record fool you; he lost to two unbeaten guys from Finland and Poland who seem to be the toughest of the bunch! Stevens is another fighter with a 1-2 record and both losses were TKO’s so I gotta say I think he might have a pretty hard time tonight, but if he can get it in the clinch he should do some damage. Should be a good fight and a pretty tough one to call! Prediction: Foxx via decision. Peter North (CAN) vs Michael Jones (AUS) North, is coming off a win and helped Canada get the W over Team UK last time out with a kimura, which to be honest I found a little surprising as both had white belts in BJJ! North is another guy who could have a bright future in the sport as he has been on the receiving end of over 200 strikes in his last 3 fights and has not been KO’d or TKO’d… that is impressive! Tonight he faces Jones who is a very one dimensional fighter; he is a great wrestler and has no skills in any other aspect of the fight game but gotta remember that North is a wrestler too with a good chin so it aint gonna be easy to finish him. Safe to say this one is going to the ground I think but in the end I think North has got this as Jones is yet to get his arm raised. Prediction: North via Decision. Piotr Bukowski (POL) vs Bob Parker(USA) Bukowski has done pretty well thus far but who can forget his loss to an inactive Mark Hill at the time, that one raised a few eyebrows. He just beat Trent Punchy in a decision in which he received more strikes than he delivered but he showed some endurance and got the win, perhaps his intelligence had something to do with that. On paper Parker is the better fighter but the two are similar fighters, both look to use their wrestling in the cage but I wonder if they will here as they are both as good as each other in that field. All of Parkers fights have finished with a TKO and he has won 2 of them so I predict this one will end the same but who will be the one celebrating after the fight is the question! Prediction: Parker via TKO Christian Evansen (POL) vs Tyrone Garland (USA) Christian Evansen is THE top dog in the show right now! He has 3 wins and spent no longer than 10mins and 44 seconds in the WPR cage. He is a submission machine and will look to do so again tonight against Garland, a pretty one dimensional wrestler who has not been training if my sources inform me correctly! Garland has faced the 2 of the best guys in the tournament and about to face the current best so you cant be dissin him too much! However, I don’t think he has a chance against Evanse, he has proven to be a nightmare to deal with on the ground and will be again tonight. Prediction: Evansen via submission. Bogdan Petrycki (POL) vs Jimmy Smith (USA) Petrycki is one dangerous dude! He is another top dog in this tournament and has finished all 3 fights via TKO. Look out for this guy to appear very near the top of the individual rankings by the end of this thing, if not he will be at the top. Having said that he is against Smith who has been impressive thus far only losing to Jari Litmane, which is nothing to be ashamed of. Smith has been improving his game a lot recently by the looks of it, he is a wrestler but covers the other aspects of the game pretty well. I think this could be the toughest challenge for both these guys so far so don’t blink during this one! Prediction: Petrycki via decision. Mark Hill (CAN) vs Brian Fontana (AUS) Mark Hill has been quite the dark Horse and is now 2-1 easing his way past Hastings and Bukowski. He is a very solid wrestler with the ability to finish fights fast with some effective ground and pound. On paper he looks more skilful than his opponent, Fontana but Brian has proven to be a tough opponent as is 3-0 so far. Fontana can take a hit and keep goin forward, he doesn’t give in and I would expect him to do the same in this fight even if he is on his back, he is perhaps a rare breed. As Australia’s biggest hope I expect him to leave the octagon the victor. Prediction: Fontana via TKO. Thats it for tonights event! Good luck to all of you and we hope to see some upsets tonight! Sorry it was a bit late and rushed, the usual writer seems to have stopped so you have to deal with my shit! haha 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 23, 2013 Report Share Posted June 23, 2013 Got the first of the pick orders in, North is first to go! USA vs CAN: 1. Peter North (CAN) 2. Jimmy Smith (USA) 3. Bob Parker (USA) 4. Foxx (CAN) 5. Jitani (USA) 6. Hero (CAN) 7. Hill (CAN) 8. Garcia(USA) 9. Garland (USA) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavyJones Posted June 23, 2013 Report Share Posted June 23, 2013 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/38/38b12.jpg Peter "Third Leg" North: It's tempting to take the easy road but fuck it I like a challenge! Peter North will fight Bob "Old Glory" Parker. They will call you "Old Glory Hole" after I'm finished with you!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 23, 2013 Report Share Posted June 23, 2013 On paper Brian "The Sex Panther" Fantana looks ok On the posters hanging in every teenage girls room he looks amazing In the cage he looks like if Zeus himself has stepped down from the Olympus to show humans how to kick ass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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