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Tyrone "The Crackhead" Biggums

 

 

@Average Joe.......I have to go into rehab for a few weeks.....I have an alcohol problem that needs to be addressed!!!!!!! I just want one more fight before I come a take your belt in a cracktaculor fashion. Remember kids stay away from drugs, because THEY'RE ALL MINE!

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Damon Macready I challenge you since you think you are ready to face my crack attack. Let's set this up so I can move on to taking the title and a role model for all the other crackheads in this world. If you are determined enough, so determined to get high everyday, all day long you too can become a world champion!!!!

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Damon Macready I challenge you since you think you are ready to face my crack attack. Let's set this up so I can move on to taking the title and a role model for all the other crackheads in this world. If you are determined enough, so determined to get high everyday, all day long you too can become a world champion!!!!

 

 

Sure has been quiet without you :)

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@Dark, you shouldn't have sent me to rehab boss....it was hell giving up alcohol, luckily I could sneak in my crack!!!!!! I still wonder if all this big talk from

Damon Macready is just that.....big talk. Like they say in the cage. Whatever your gameplan is......it alll changes once you get punched in the mouth!

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@ Francis Reaume (225471) I can't believe you had the sack to accept the fight offer, better than these other can crushers who are all talk. I respect that, but respect only gets you so far. I have a job to do and that job is to get highhhhhhhhhhhhhh and you stand in my way. If I don't win I only get paid half and do you know how much crack I can buy with twice the money? Yeah that's right twice the amount! The last guy I fought I put in the hospital for 2 weeks and I think I scared off a lot of the fighters in the weightclass. I'll be gentle Francis, I promise, just don't try to win cuz that's taking crack out of my crack pipe and I can't allow that! I smoke crack rocks baby!!!!!


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Tyrone "The Crackhead" Biggums (217086)

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"Im NOT your " Average Joe (216287) will be just your average pile of crap pounded into the gorund like the rest of my opponents!!!! I made so much money in my last fight that I was able to get high for hours before I had to save it up for this title fight! This should be a good one, because I NEED to get paid and Joe you just stand in my way! Has anyone seen my crack pipe!?!?!?!?!?!

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Average Joe:

 

Haha someone is a little too happy to have some crack again. When I fight you i'll have a tough decision to make, do I make a crack in your head, so you'll be a crack head in more ways than one, or do I tear off one of you limbs and make you smoke it :D Or maybe i'll just make you work for your money for once, for a whole 25 mins, not like your 1 min free win last fight. Getting to beat up a new fighter is not really a fair way of earning that title shot, you should have fought Macready, instead of you guys getting free wins on new prospects.

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@Average Joe.....so what's your excuse when I crack attack you to sleep?? Like most of my opponents I won't be surprised if you are on the ground turtled up just hoping that the ref will stop this fight before you suffer some permenant damage. I don't want to hurt you, I really don't, but I'm a fiend for crack and it just be calling me begging me, telling me, that once I am the champion I will never want for crack again!!!!!! You stand in my way and you won't be standing for long, because as soon as I get you down on the ground, it's crack attack time!!!! Don't be ashamed when you lose....crack makes me do crazy things baby!!!!

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Thanks for keeping the smack talk up while I've been busy :)

 

We're always looking for fighters so if anyone needs a home for their fighter this is the place to be. The org is doing well at the moment and that's all thanks to the managers we have on board so please keep up the good work.

 

Don't forget I offer;

 

Free flights to and from events or 1st class paid for;

'Of the night awards' that will go up as the org does better;

Champ awards where the champion gets a 5 percent cut of the profit made on the event that they appear on when successfully defending their belt.

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Tyrone "The Crackhead" Biggums (217086)

 

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@Average Joe.....so what's your excuse when I crack attack you to sleep?? Like most of my opponents I won't be surprised if you are on the ground turtled up just hoping that the ref will stop this fight before you suffer some permenant damage. I don't want to hurt you, I really don't, but I'm a fiend for crack and it just be calling me begging me, telling me, that once I am the champion I will never want for crack again!!!!!! You stand in my way and you won't be standing for long, because as soon as I get you down on the ground, it's crack attack time!!!! Don't be ashamed when you lose....crack makes me do crazy things baby!!!!

 

 

Average Joe:

 

Hey Tyrone, how much do you have left of your crack supply? It's obvious that you may have been smoking a little too much when you made that public statement, and wtf is a crack attack? This is not some pokemon game, that you play while smoking crack this is mma. If you go into our fight thinking i'm just your ordinary average joe who has no ground skills then your going to to be in a world of pain.

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@ Average Joe, many of my other opponents have asked the same question, what is a crack attack???? By the time you find out you will be hurting and dizzy on your back with the bright lights of the hospital shining in your face.....I'll make sure I tell the nurses to take care of you extra special cuz you ain't the average chump. You used to be a champion no matter how short your reign was! Me....I'll be dizzy and seeing bright lights too, but because I'll be high on crack baby!!!!


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Kevin Furlotte @ Marr Sepio: After I saw your message, I asked myself "who the hell is Marr Sepio?". Then I realized it was you, my next opponent in 10 days. I don't think you have the power to KO me in one punch. Having "Fruit" as a nickname, you lose pretty much all of your credibility, so good luck with that!

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Dark Soul Combat's

Smack Talk Awards

Thanks to everyone that joined in and this months awards go to;

It was neck and neck this month for listerman (James Listerman) and Mystery (Scottie Power) as they took join 1st place. However, for keeping up the smack talk both managers receive $10K to their managers' accounts for making the most posts, and;

tonyraye1 (Tony Martin) kept it short and sweet this month with only 1 post but it got enough up votes for the best single post.

$10K each coming to your manager's account.

 

We go into December with a clean slate so come on...more Smack Talk!!

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