Mystery Posted December 20, 2013 Report Share Posted December 20, 2013 Don't believe him - it was a smash and grab. Pick up through the front, jumped out and cleared the rail and took off without paying. http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/41/41a6.jpg Average Joe: Well they don't say i'm not your Average Joe for nothing! haha I mean I swear that didn't happen and u have no video proof! ahh do you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLP Posted December 29, 2013 Report Share Posted December 29, 2013 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13777202303301.jpg Castor Rollins 5-0-0 (W-L-D) Edgars "Man Rape" Simans, I want to show you what is a real man. I wont take no for an answer. http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13872101904617.jpg Pffffftttt. Sorry I didn't recognize you Castor. Usually when I see you, you how pillow in your mouth. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igorbyhenikov Posted December 31, 2013 Report Share Posted December 31, 2013 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13777202303301.jpg Castor Rollins 5-0-0 (W-L-D) Pretty nice move to be quiet when i challenge you, and after i get other fight booked, open mouth and tell us about your homosexual fantasies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLP Posted January 2, 2014 Report Share Posted January 2, 2014 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13777202303301.jpg Castor Rollins 5-0-0 (W-L-D) Pretty nice move to be quiet when i challenge you, and after i get other fight booked, open mouth and tell us about your homosexual fantasies. http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13872101904617.jpg Castor; Usually when you open your whore mouth I insert my pimpis fat boy. Prepare yourself for man-rape, just have you like it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksoul Posted January 11, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2014 Dark Soul Combat's Smack Talk Awards December Thanks to everyone that joined in and this months awards go to; For the most post made - Scottie Power (mystery) and for the single post with most votes - Johnny Lee Paris (jlp). $10,000 is going to your managers' accounts. Don't forget that at DSC you just don't get rewarded for your Smack Talk. When your fighter gets in the cage he can win one of the $5000 'Of The Night Awards' and if they're a champion they get a share of the events profits with each successful title defence. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igorbyhenikov Posted January 14, 2014 Report Share Posted January 14, 2014 http://u.kahvipaketti.com/u/4489088803.png 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Posted January 14, 2014 Report Share Posted January 14, 2014 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT I want to see Castor Rollins VS Edgar Simans Dark Soul arrange it son 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.J Posted January 17, 2014 Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/41/41w13.jpgQuest "MOST WANTED" Love (175193)->''Well Dougie "Anderson" Silva (184639) you seem to me as a guy who can at least put up a fight. However you wannabe anderson fan if kicking is all you can do then unfortunately you ain't worth shit bitch.Under my new management I am feeling very very confident and just KTFO some Agasi guy few days ago using my devastating kicks. I do have answers to your kicks but i wonder if you have what it takes to survive when i will unleash my flurry of punches? I can already see the signs of worry and fear on your face.'' hihihihahaha 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.J Posted January 17, 2014 Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 Quest "MOST WANTED" Love (175193)->'' btw you fuckface Dougie get your fucking beard trimmed off. you are already one of the ugliest guy i have seen in a while and that beard makes you look even worse.'' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLP Posted January 22, 2014 Report Share Posted January 22, 2014 http://u.kahvipaketti.com/u/4489088803.png http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13872101904617.jpg I would tweet you back, but we how not twitter machine in glorious Latvia. Castor Rollins: Have can you rape the rape master? Usually I lube tip of my pimpis before match but this time will be different. I will use grease of your neck fat for ease of insertion. Be ready boy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Posted January 27, 2014 Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 Castor Rollins VS Edgar Simans is without a doubt the Biggest Fight this game has ever seen 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLP Posted February 1, 2014 Report Share Posted February 1, 2014 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13872101904617.jpg Castor, congratulations on win over can. Soon I will tittyfuck you in cage. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igorbyhenikov Posted February 1, 2014 Report Share Posted February 1, 2014 http://u.kahvipaketti.com/u/28079538792.png 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksoul Posted February 2, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2014 Castor vs. Simans The offers are on the table. Let's get that fight signed!! Edit 1 An excited Simans wasted no time in replying to the fight offer. Having engraving his reply into a potato it was sent to JLP by courier. On receipt of the potato JLP had to consult his Retard to English dictionary. Edit 2 Hot on the heels of Simans, Castor loaded his longship with the necessary supplies to make the hazardous journey to Finland, where he was to inform Vladimir of his decision. Having seen the spectacle, a crowd gathered. News soon spread of the overweight man, dressed only in piss stained underpants and wearing a viking helmet, that was overloading an old Viking ship with enough cinnamon rolls to last the average man a life time. Believing the man to be an escapee from a nearby mental home the police decided to intervene. Trying to defuse what was becoming a rather tense situation an officer offered his mobile in order for Castor the contact his carer, Vladimir. Believing he is a true Viking, Castor coward in fear at what he saw as witch craft. Screaming at the voices coming from the little black box. Castor is now in a secure room where he is being medicated. But don't worry fight fans, the event is set for... Doom 2014-03-01 DSC 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
listerman Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/35/35w8.jpg Ryan Miller (170lbs) Going against a veteran on Feb 15th. @Cedric Maake, let's give a good show to the fans man, my girlfriend is currently pissed off at me because I won't be there to spend Valentine's day with her, so let's make this a "fight of the night" so I can bring home a nice bonus. Extra money should be a good gift for her, she's in for the cash, don't think she cares much about me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLP Posted March 2, 2014 Report Share Posted March 2, 2014 Simans/Rollins turned out to be a good fight. Congrats to Vlad on the win, even though he spends half his day pm'ing me and calling me a "fag". Humors will be having a press conference when I get back from vacation in a few days. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLP Posted March 2, 2014 Report Share Posted March 2, 2014 Simans/Rollins turned out to be a good fight. Congrats to Vlad on the win, even though he spends half his day pm'ing me and calling me a "fag". Humors will be having a press conference when I get back from vacation in a few days. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbsh209 Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13935191778612.png Frank Underwood13-7-0 Zaza Mutombo, this is the second time you've been offered to fight me. First time, you left the offer for more than a week, then I had to find out a different opponent. You're already ducking this fight too, accept the offer. Don't be scared homie! http://i.imgur.com/Fpuf4Nd.png 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbsh209 Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13935191778612.png Frank Underwood 13-7-0 Zaza Mutombo, this is the second time you've been offered to fight me. First time, you left the offer for more than a week, then I had to find out a different opponent. You're already ducking this fight too, accept the offer. Don't be scared homie! Come on ZaZa, enough ducking my man. Let's fight it out. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbsh209 Posted March 10, 2014 Report Share Posted March 10, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13935191778612.png Frank Underwood13-7-0 Come on Amir, sign the contract. I promise that it will be quick and painless, you'll go asleep very quickly. It's been four days since you've been offered the fight, don't duck it out and accept it. It seems like I'm having to beg for fighters to accept fight offers in this organisation. Amir Ghanizadeh, sign the goddamn contract and let's do this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lotos Posted March 22, 2014 Report Share Posted March 22, 2014 Yo "The WarPath" Woody May. You got lucky punk! If you think you got what it takes to hold on to the belt. "I'm calling out"... Borg challenges you to a rematch-effective immediately....yes I will fight you tomorrow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLP Posted March 22, 2014 Report Share Posted March 22, 2014 CGrace, owner and ace reporter at mmainsider recently traveled to deepest, darkest Latvia to interview fallen phenom Edgars Simans. Despite numerous delays at the airport (arms are too short to reach into his pockets to get his passport) CGrace arrived in Latvia where Simans was recovering from his second career defeat. CGrace: Thanks for meeting me Edgars, I am a big fan. You have so much potential and are handsome like a young Magnum PI. Simans: Thank you. In Latvia we how no Magnum PI, but I how watched it on internets machines. Here we how Potato PI. Much better show which always ends in eating of potato and much rejoicing. CGrace: Oh wow, I can see how that may be better. Simans: Yes, potato is a big part of life in Latvia. After last defeat, robbery by the way, I how decided to drop weight and fight at 205lbs. No more potato in diet, I eat Latvia's other staple food, pig semen. CGrace: Yum! Err... I mean gross and I've never tried it, you believe that right? Anyways, what do you mean about robbery? Here at MMAInsider I scored the fight the same as the judges 3 rounds to 2. Simans: Yes, the judges didn't know have to properly score Latvian wrestling. In round 4 stupid judges think I get knocked down. In actuality I went for classic Latvian wrestling maneuver, translated into your language as "prostate plunge", and completed it perfectly. I won that round, but corrupt judges give it away! I was not hurt, just basking in afterglow of completed sex act. CGrace: Oh my. I don't believe you. Can you show me the move? Simans: Yes, of course. You how too much clothes on though. Please strip to undies. CGrace: Sorry Edgars, I go commando. Simans: Of course, no problems. They move will be that much more devastating. CGrace: Oh dear, I accidentally covered myself in vaseline. Will that be a problem? Simans: Turn off recorder and I show you. CGrace: Public interview is over. Thanks for reading MMAInsider.net. Toodles! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 22, 2014 Report Share Posted March 22, 2014 I find my conduct in that interview to be both disgusting and inappropriate. Classic me! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLP Posted March 22, 2014 Report Share Posted March 22, 2014 I find my conduct in that interview to be both disgusting and inappropriate. Classic me! Edgars said there can be no relationship because your arms are too short to perform a reach around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLP Posted March 29, 2014 Report Share Posted March 29, 2014 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13872101904617.jpg Kaspars Timma, it will make anus weep to how to fight a fellow Latvian in my first match at LHW. I promise to not bruise you up to bad, after fight we celebrate together with much potato. Good luck bro! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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