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ANOTHER SHIMIZU CONTROVERSY - FIGHTS GERRARD AND JUDGES!

 

Live from London this is Shuya Shimiz... I mean Shinohara, reporting! What turned out to be a one versus four fight, Yuya Shimizu was once again a target of foul play. In what appeared to be an even fight against the highly skilled warrior Mick Gerrard the underdog Shimizu performed valiantly. The majority of the packed Camden Conference Centre audience came specifically to see this fight and the guys gave a show for the fans, resulting in fight of the night bonuses for both combatants. But the controversy was on the scoring of the 5th round. Audience was heavily favouring Shimizu but after the judges had a conversation together everyone decided to award both fighters 10 points which was a strange move and as a result the fight ended in a DRAW. Unconfirmed rumors say money could have been involved as some links have surfaced about certain gambling factions investing heavily in the fight.

 

Here's a quick comment from my bro... I mean Yuya Shimizu:

 

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Shimizu: "God damn judges, they're screwing me again. I thought I got the job done already but then the referee came to say there will be a fourth and fifth round too. I WANT A REMATCH, AGAIN!"

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Evil "Genius" Muno blog update

Next fight Marko Hanttonen the best stand up fighter in the division. We see about that come Sunday. Dont worry hanttonen i rang the hospital a head of time .They be treating you concussion from my ko kick to the head so fast you be back fighting bums in no time.Also just to let you know Rocky McColgan your just keeping the belt warm for me. Enjoyed it while you can .

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Oscar "The Natural Born Killer" dos Santos


25 years old


205lbs


5-2





" I know a lot of shit has been said about me recently but you know what? Fuck the haters. I'm going to keep doing my thing and if people have a problem with that, fuck 'em.



Richard Exlax (8-9) has proven himself to be a worthy opponent and I know he'll be a tough test for me. His ground game is very solid, 6 of his wins coming by submission tells me everything I need to know about him, he's dangerous on the ground and so I have no plans on going to the ground at any stage during our fight.



I have no submission losses to my name and I want to keep it that way. I know a lot of people say I struggle against grapplers and I guess you could say that's true, my two losses have came against fighters who were better than me on the ground, so if this fight goes to the ground I want to put on a much better performance than I did in my two losses.



I intend on showcasing my striking skills once more in this fight, frustrating Exlax by keeping it standing while tagging him with my strikes before finally putting him away. He's got one advantage, the ground. I'm better than him standing and in the clinch. If he wants to try and prove me wrong, he can but it's just going to end up with him getting KO'd.



Igor, get that Of The Night bonus ready for me. I'm coming for it - KotN or FotN it doesn't matter to me! "


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Lang

 

"Shimizu is suprised he got a draw but I put a lot of money on him winning. I was hoping to close his eyes for good. Maybe asshole assassin will fight me when I get his belt. Its funny iso kato wants to fight for his old belt but I havent heard anything about ass. Ive been busy in ft pierce, fla getting my fuck on. Havent watched any fights but im sure you boring cowards havent invented any new techniques so I didnt miss much. Ill be at the pikes fight to coat him in vaseline and dangle chicken bones and whatnot. Fuck you im going to bed my fuckstick is sore."

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Oscar "The Natural Born Killer" dos Santos


25 years old


205lbs


5-2





" Richard Exlax, are we fighting or what? Where the hell are you bro? Got nothing to say? ...Don't tell me you're going to back out of this fight? I was looking forward to introducing you to a whole world of pain! "


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Igor Byhenikov's



Media Scrum



Igor sits down with media to discuss about his absence, fights and future of the org.



Reporter: It's been long time since last media scrum. You had your shoulder repaired with surgery, there is rumors that Yuya Shimizu had something to do with the injury, can you confirm this?



Igor: No comment about Yuya being involved. Shoulder getting better slowly, i can't do much with it yet and long path before i can return to do sports. Enough about that, let's talk about business.



Reporter: A lot has happened since you last talked with us, in last event George Kelly reclaimed the 155 lbs title from James Dean Rockefeller. What's next for Kelly?



Igor: Dennis Page will get the shot for the title is he wins tomorrow. There is young hungry guys coming after the title in the division, i was bit worried about couple guys dominating the division but now i'm pretty excited.



Reporter: There's been rumors that Umbrella can't afford to keep the biggest stars anymore.



Igor: I admit that we need tho rethink how we can keep up with the payments. One thing that i have to try to do is to send 5 fight contracts since i like to renegotiate when fighter has 1 fight left. This way i "save" one fight before renegotiating and hopefully i can get enough money so i can offer the pay that these guys deserve.



Reporter: David Lang's behavior has been upsetting the women and the children lately, local Women With Armpit Hair - Club demands that Umbrella will think about what kind of example Lang gives to the children.



Igor: I will make sure that Lang will make a statement about that.



Igor: Okay thank you guys, let's talk more after tomorrow's event.



Umbrella 94 Full Card


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Mr. Exlax has asked me to inform the media he will be doing no interviews or promoting for his upcoming "fight".

 

I would like to add to his statement by telling you all that you should be ashamed of yourselves.

 

When war machine beats on a woman you call him an animal and beg for his public castration. However you see that Mr Exlax has been scheduled to fight a woman and you want public appearances and photo ops. It truly is disgusting and I back him 100% on his decision to avoid talk of the event. On that note I believe talk of opening a woman's division in umbrella needs to be started. Ownership not Mr Exlax should be held responsible for whatever happens tomorrow.

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Igor Byhenikov's

Media Scrum

Igor sits down with media to discuss about his absence, fights and future of the org.

Reporter: It's been long time since last media scrum. You had your shoulder repaired with surgery, there is rumors that Yuya Shimizu had something to do with the injury, can you confirm this?

Igor: No comment about Yuya being involved. Shoulder getting better slowly, i can't do much with it yet and long path before i can return to do sports. Enough about that, let's talk about business.

 

 

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Shimizu: "I have no idea what people are talking about..."

 

 

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Mr. Exlax has asked me to inform the media he will be doing no interviews or promoting for his upcoming "fight".

 

I would like to add to his statement by telling you all that you should be ashamed of yourselves.

 

When war machine beats on a woman you call him an animal and beg for his public castration. However you see that Mr Exlax has been scheduled to fight a woman and you want public appearances and photo ops. It truly is disgusting and I back him 100% on his decision to avoid talk of the event. On that note I believe talk of opening a woman's division in umbrella needs to be started. Ownership not Mr Exlax should be held responsible for whatever happens tomorrow.

 

 

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Oscar "The Natural Born Killer" dos Santos

25 years old

205lbs

5-2

" Richard Exlax, looks like you've finally grown yourself some balls, congratulations I thought you were just a scared bitch all this time. Judging by your comments, I think your underestimating my ability and if you are be prepared to be destroyed, mentally and physically.

It's rich hearing from the guy who was too scared to say something until I called him out, saying that I'm a girl... You're the one who's got no power in his hands. Instead of your nickname being "Smooth Move" it should really be "Pillow fists". I have more of a chance being knocked out by the smell of the shit that comes out of your mouth than your strikes. "

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