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"Fight week... mmmm I can already taste his blood. Victory will taste even sweeter."

 

 

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Good luck! I'll be cheering for you.

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Good luck! I'll be cheering for you.

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"Thank you brother, it's good to see some respect shown from a fellow warrior. It's a shame that this place stinks of vermin most of the time... where is that irrelevant mouse hiding anyway? Probably crying himself to sleep no doubt."

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"Thank you brother, it's good to see some respect shown from a fellow warrior. It's a shame that this place stinks of vermin most of the time... where is that irrelevant mouse hiding anyway? Probably crying himself to sleep no doubt."

 

 

 

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Aww Diddles. Ya feel neglected mate? Don't ya worry. I won't be forgetin about ya. I just ave a real opponent to deal with. Besides. I can only look at that squid on ya head fer so long without bustin a gut mate. :hehe:

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Jason and I have a fun disagreement. I myself think Diamond Dollar will win, but the Crystal Lake Killer thinks Eddie Alsto will win. It will be fun to get bragging rights from whoever wins. Good luck to both!

 

 

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Ya have a bit of time yet mates. I ave a tough custima ta deal with on the 26th. The fiaght between Diddles and meself isn't signed yet. Killer, thank ya fer the support mate. Diamondback, ya stil ave plenty of time ta come ta yer sinses. :yes:

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Ya have a bit of time yet mates. I ave a tough custima ta deal with on the 26th. The fiaght between Diddles and meself isn't signed yet. Killer, thank ya fer the support mate. Diamondback, ya stil ave plenty of time ta come ta yer sinses. :yes:

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DIAMOND DOLLAR

"May I ask... why do you insist on becoming more and more like an Ali G impersonator? I can not wait to beat some common sense into you 'init mate'."

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"May I ask... why do you insist on becoming more and more like an Ali G impersonator? I can not wait to beat some common sense into you 'init mate'."

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This just in: Jason Voorheez has boarded his flight to New York and is on his way for his fight Against Steve McGordon on the 21st. Get ready people He's Coming.

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Jason, good luck bro. Iy'l be rootin fer ya mate!

Doodle Diddles, ya couldn't beat me ifn I'd put it in yer hand mate!!! <_<

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42nd street is all of a buzz as people scramble to get their tickets for the USFC’s big double header weekend. The two nights, sponsored by the good people at Four Aces Nutrition, will not feature a single title bout. Yet there is still an absurd premium on the open market as anyone-who-is-anyone is desperate to attend the most avant-garde show in the whole of New York City.



The first night, officially designated USFC 17, takes place at Wild Bob’s Bar and will feature a lot of fighters who are looking for redemption. Perhaps this will be the night where a legend is born.



Opening the festivities will be two fighters who possess great records but their lack of activity has seen them fade from the public consciousness. Nick “NickZai” Zai (7-2-0) had a successful return to action at USFC 13, where he once again showcased his innate power. He’ll have to be at his most effective if he is to dislodge “President” Jax Teller’s (5-0-0) unbeaten record. It’s amazing to think Teller is still a teenager. The young American rose to fame as the shock winner of a four day knock out tournament. Yet the public are fickle and he will need a big win here to remind people why they should be so excited about the “President”.



Despite what the press might say, Phillip “The Fallen Angel” Farmery (1-0-0) would be very unwise to look past his next opponent Great Bloodsport (1-3-0). This isn’t a smear on Farmery’s potential as a contender. What little we have seen is very impressive. It is more an indictment of those who overlook Bloodsport due to this record. This young fighter has losses to the current heavyweight champion and another top 5 heavyweight. He still has time to learn and develop into a top fighter himself so “The Fallen Angel” must treat Bloodsport with the respect he is due.



Stylistically very similar, Cornelius Carr (0-3-0) and Vince Andrews (2-2-0) will both be looking to lay the other out in the hope of reinvigorating their stalling careers. The good news for Andrews is that he has demonstrated that he can finish when the opportunity presents itself. Something his rival can never claim to have done. Unfortunately for Andrews, he has also proven that he can be overwhelmed while Carr has stood up to some absolute beatings. Many have a sneaking suspicion that this may be the fight that Carr breaks his duck.



After being on the wrong end of one of the more memorable come from behind victory’s in USFC history, Grant “The Sensational” Knight (1-1-0) had to do some real soul searching before reentering the cage. Now he has returned, “The Sensational” one will be desperate to put that experience behind him and take his frustration out on Alberto Contador (4-1-0). This lust for redemption could also be “The Sensational’s” biggest weakness as Contador has shown, more than once, that he is capable of flattening an incautious opponent. Not that the Spaniard considers himself an underdog that will be forced to react to an advancing foe. This is an unusual case of both camps believing that they are the rightful favourites coming into the contest.



The long awaited return of Bible Basher (2-1-0) will have even the most lackadaisical fan in their seats for this final undercard match up. He welcomes former Eastern Canada champion Christopher “The Rosicrucian” Longstreet (4-2-0) to the USFC.



This is a very difficult introduction for “The Rosicrucian”. He is fearsome boxer with explosive power when he lands. However he does tend to be a little inaccurate due to the way he loads up. This becomes especially counterproductive when facing such a well-rounded fighter like Basher. The former USFC championship contender may choose to keep the fight at range with kicks or take the fight to the ground where he completely eliminates Longstreet’s greatest asset. Perhaps the Canadian surprises us all with a measured approach which maximises his skills but even this may not be enough.



Manchester born Nick “Thick” Hailey (3-0-0) is another new entrant to the organisation. Eloquent in the language of submission wrestling, the Brit is still a developing mixed martial artist. He has even admitted that he has little chance if the fight remains on the feet for any length of time. This issue is intensified due to the ferocious nature of his opponent Tim “Tornado” Hawk (3-1-0). Of course, everyone will remember Hawk is coming off the highly public loss to Charles Bolton. Those two shared an embittered build up that lead to “Tornado’s” unbeaten streak being ripped from his grasp.



The commotion around this fight has been far more low key but, in many ways, this is a more important match for Hawk. He needs to prove his critics wrong and bounce back stronger after tasting defeat. These notions may become mute if the fight hits the floor though. All the mental strength in the world can’t help a fighter if no oxygen is going to their brain.



Fighters with distinct specialisms fight next at heavyweight. The Chimaera (3-0-1) may be the greatest kicker in the whole of the USFC. He has displayed an unerring ability to land them at will and as he chooses.This has lead to bruises that have seriously limited the training time of opponents going forward. Observers have pointed out that this has affected their careers far worse than the concussive blow that usually ends the bout.



Similar hyperbole can be bestowed on L Manning Vines (3-1-0) who's submission game has been the bewilderment of many a heavyweight. However he fell short in his last fight against champion Corey Parker where his shortcomings on the feet were laid out for all to see. Presumably, Chimaera has studied that fight closely and will mirror the champs tactics. Whether Vines can adapt will be the difference between him winning and losing.



Possibly the most outspoken fighter who has yet to prove anything in the USFC is Diamond Dollar (3-1-0). The heavyweight, who first started to make a name for himself in London, has been jawing with a number of the top fighters since signing. Now that everyone is watching his debut closely, Dollar must put up or shut up against another newcomer, Gregory “Fists Of Thunder” Campion (3-1-0).



Who wins the fight will be determined by whoever is the better wrestler. “Fists Of Thunder” is a rather appropriate nickname for Campion as everything he lands echoes around the room. Even the trash talking Dollar must know privately that he is outmatched in that area. However there are still considerable questions over whether Campion is more than a one dimensional brawler and Dollar is definitively more than that. The man born in sight of Capital Hill has shown he is ready to exploit whatever crack is open and takes great joy in forcing the submission.



The one great unknown is whether Dollar will thrive or falter under the pressure he has piled on himself. Whatever that reaction is could well determine the outcome of this fight.



Kunie Jones (4-2-0) co-main evented the very first USFC card and returns to that slot in a clash with Marius “The Terminator” Budawalski (3-0-0), who is another athlete commencing his program with the organisation



Polish fighter Budawalski epitomises the stereotype of European fighters. He has decent hands and solid ground technique, but lacks the wrestling which would allow him to dictate where the fight happens. Not that this has been a hinderance so far in his career. “The Terminator” has ploughed through his early opponents wherever they may have chosen to test him.



Taking on a true American wrestler like Jones will test that approach to its possible destruction though. He, Jones, will have more control than anyone “The Terminator” has suffered before and that is before the American rains ground and pound on him. The danger for Jones is that he gets too comfortable as Budawalski is capable of striking without warning. Rarely does a fight have the potential to be so one-sided without anyone having a clue who will be the dominant party.



The evening’s main event sees two fighters who both looked like they were heading for greatness until reality slammed in their faces. They now turn to each other in the hope of reigniting the momentum that was once theirs.



Alex “Bean Burrito” Trujillo (4-1-0) was cruising up the light heavyweight ladder until he ran into Jarmo Keskitalo. The Fin handed “Bean Buritto” his first loss in less than two minutes. This turned out to be a title elimination fight that has left Trujillo cursing his luck for missing out. Similarly, Shane “BFG” Vaughn (4-1-0) was on course for the Future Fighting title when he was also beaten in less than a round. Again, this was a semi final contest where his tormentor went on the capture gold which only reinforced how close “BFG” had been to the title.



Vaughn was so distraught from the loss that he changed camps. This seemed to revive his fortunes a little as he won a relatively easy local fight before signing with the USFC. This may also be the Englishman’s greatest advantage as he has returned, even if it was on a more parochial level, successfully to competition since he lost. Trujillo has yet to go through that gruelling process so no one can be sure how he may react.



Considering the vast similarities Trujillo and Vaughn hold in their professional lives, it is remarkable how different they are as fighters. The USFC veteran is a great wrestler who is always looking for the sub while the newcomer is all about striking. This sets the scene for a classic striker vs. grappling match that adds yet another level of intrigue onto proceedings.



What needs to be remembered is that the winner is still in a great position to strike out towards a title shot. These are two fighters who have a strong following and an impressive record despite their high profile losses. Victory over the other will show many of the doubters that their black mark was just part of learning how to become a great fighter. The loser, on the other hand, drops back into the pack and will need to put a run together to get back into contendership.



Winning here is everything


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I encourgage everyone to listen to my new entrance theme: Switchez. I have changed my entrance theme in the spirit of my comeback fight. 2 days. I'm ready for my return. The Crystal Lake Killer is back. AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE CUZ THE CRYSTAL LAKE KILLER SAID SO!!!!!!!

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I encourgage everyone to listen to my new entrance theme: Switchez. I have changed my entrance theme in the spirit of my comeback fight. 2 days. I'm ready for my return. The Crystal Lake Killer is back. AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE CUZ THE CRYSTAL LAKE KILLER SAID SO!!!!!!!

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I encourgage everyone to listen to my new entrance theme: Switchez. I have changed my entrance theme in the spirit of my comeback fight. 2 days. I'm ready for my return. The Crystal Lake Killer is back. AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE CUZ THE CRYSTAL LAKE KILLER SAID SO!!!!!!!

 

 

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Must mean business if ya thumpin Eazy-E :yes:

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The second chapter of the United States Fighting Championship’s double header comes to you from The Underground in glorious New York City. Once again, a passionate crowd will fill the arena with a cacophony of noise and, most probably, dry wit.



Possibly the youngest fighter to ever grace the USFC’s hallowed cage opens the card. Rafinha Silva (0-0-0) is just 16 years old and needed special compensation to fight under the jurisdiction of New York City Athletic Commission. The journeyman Der “Tapang” Debil (5-9-0) will be youngsters first opponent. The Philippine fighter will hope that the combination of Silva’s nerves and his far greater experience will give him the edge. Frankly, this fight is all about the kid.



After a five fight win streak, Nick Noisy (5-4-0) was one of the hottest free agents around. Unfortunately for the home grown fighter, he has now gone on a contra-streak of losing three fights including his debut in the USFC. He’ll want to start his next positive spell against Dalton Pease (2-1-0), who had his own unbeaten record ripped away in his debut with the organisation. It’s rather difficult to see how Pease will deal with the powerful wrestling of Noisy and that makes the New Yorker the favourite.



The unique clinching style of Achmed “The Dead” Terrorist (3-1-0) was the talk of the USFC’s welterweight division. The Afghan’s unusual high double underhook technique allows him to use knees from weird positions that often dictates a seemingly magical transition into the a fight-ending Thai clinch. Yet the world saw the undoing of the Terrorist when he was easily taken down from his favoured position and then quickly submitted. There can be little doubt that Emery Devlin (2-1-0) will look to do copy this blueprint exactly, as the burden will be on “The Dead” one to prove he is capable of coping with such an attack.



Nerves can be a combatants worst enemy. Especially when they appear from nowhere. This is what happened to Bo Sherk (4-1-0) when he entered the USFC arena for the first time. Now more settled, the Maine native will be looking to get back to winning ways against the debuting Zack “Attack” Mooneyham (2-2-0). The newcomer offers an interesting challenge to wrestler Sherk. Zack “Attack” is both an able kick boxer and can be sneakily proficient of his back. Sherk will have to be canny in his control before he can commit to opening up his offence.



Over-commitment to a game plan often undoes a young fighter. Both Paddy “Pride Of Dublin” McIrish (2-3-0) and Chiun Remo (3-5-0) have been guilty of this trait in the past. They both get the chance to start again as they begin this new chapter of their fighting careers.



For those who are unaware of what these two bring to the cage, McIrish is a stand up fighter whose devil-may-care attitude makes him vulnerable to the counter. While Remo is a ground fighter who has a unfortunate habit of losing concentration at key moments. This past can be all-but-forgotten with a good performance. The onus will be on both men to win in combination with a competent, developed performance. Achieve this goal successfully and their new and improved reputation will begin to form before their very eyes.



Few fighters have the will to carry on after a six fight losing streak. Fewer still do so when those fights are the first battles in their career. Yet Stevie McGordon (2-6-0) has not only suffered that ignominy but fought back to ride his own winning streak. What McGordon will discover is that life gets much harder when your a success. He faces the returning Jason “The Crystal Lake Killer” Voorheez (10-4-0) that emphasises this point.



The former title challenger returns from a self-imposed stint away and looks to be a more refined striker. It will be his hope that this enhances the dangerous clinic game that he is so well known for. Some have suggested this is a bye to help Voorheez shake off any ring rust before he takes on bigger challenges. No doubt McGordon will have something to say about that!



One of the youngest black belts around, Gerard De Villefort (1-2-0) has found the transition into mixed martial arts a challenge. His biggest issue appears to be his inability to find a stable camp which will help him learn how to turn his remarkable grappling nous into an efficient weapon. His fight against “Terrible” Travis Overeem (3-2-0) offers the perfect risk/reward opportunity for De Villefort. Yes, Overeem will overpower the Frenchman and probably force the clinch. However that presents the perfect occasion to pull guard and show the USFC faithful why they should be excited by his arrival. It’s rather worth pointing out that Overeem can cause horrific damage, in a surprisingly timely manner, when he has hold of an opponent. So De Villefort better enact his plan fast or face another disappointing false start to his career.



Neither Maxim “General Winter” Taisumov (4-4-0) nor Dustin “Destiny” Wagner (5-5-0) like their fights to get out of the first round. Between them only 4 of their combined 18 total fights have even heard the ten second warning clapper so this one promises to be an explosive encounter.



“General Winter” is, at least on paper, the greater striker. He throws big haymakers that can cave in a cheek bone or snap a nose with ease. His problem occurs when someone times one of those big shots and drags the fight to the floor. Then the big Russian is a fish out of water, who often gives up before his opponent very eye’s. This is exactly what Wagner will plan to do as the Catch-As-Catch-Can wrestler will surely hold a sizeable advantage on the floor. Perhaps the biggest question will be how much of “Destiny’s” heart will be in the fight. Recently, he has spoken openly about injuries possibly curtailing his career. With that sort of mindset, nobody can honestly call Wagner the favourite, can they?



Expect the knowledgable New York crowd to be more excited about the co-main event between Edu “El Tigre” Alvarez (4-1-0) and Bryan Mills (6-1-0) than they are about the headline act.



If this fight spend more than a minute total on the feet, it will be a surprise. These are two wonderful young grapplers who will be vying for the crown as top teenage submission artist as much as the win that will take them very close to a shot at the USFC’s lightweight title. Representing their teachers will also weigh heavily on their minds as they will be showcasing the very best of both camps.



Picking between them in a minefield of contradictions. Mills is the only one to lose by submission but that was a fellow brown belt. While Alvarez’s notable loss was by decision to a lesser purple belt. They also both hold victories over fellow brown belts, but they came in both fighter’s inaugural battle. These men have improved in leaps and bounds since those days. It would be foolish to garner any information from such archaic sources.



Ultimately, the best thing to do is sit back and enjoy the technical brilliance ton show. It will be a joy for however long it lasts.



Carnal power defines many a great MMA fighter. The ability to put another man to sleep with the minimal of personal suffering is a reality many an aspiring contender dreams off. This is something that Mika Karalahti (5-1-0) and Matti “Animal” Lausanne (4-0-0) live everyday.



With this knowledge established, what will we discover about these fighters? The answer: How good their chins are.



This makes USFC 18’s main event a career definer for both. The one who stands up to the others might and emerges the winner will automatically become everyone’s new favourite to be the next light heavyweight champion. The loser is suddenly burdened with the mantel of whether they possess a questionable chin. The only way both come out with their reputation’s left intact is if it goes to decision or they blast away at each other into the closing minutes.



The chances of the former occurring is somewhat higher then the latter as both may become overly cautious, with the weight of the moment resting on their minds. Instead, Llet’s hope these two go out with terrible intentions in their hearts and we find out who is the better man.


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I'm looking forward to my next challenge. Mike Jursllla seems like a top manager, so I'm very interested what he will come up with.
This fight will be a great show for the fans. I'll try to end the fight a little bit later to make sure that the fighters have more value for their money ;)

But don't misunderstand me, I'm going to try and finish him, just like he will try as well.

Good luck to my opponent. See you on fight night

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Grant "The Sensational" Knight (1-1)



Reporter: The return of The Sensational - it's the fight that hardcore fans of the USFC are waiting for the most. We've asked a few fighters, what do they think about this USFC fighter? Let's take a look at their answers:

Fantinaz Del Norte, current MMA Helsinki Bantamweight Champion: I think that Grant is a very marketable guy. He is different. Even though I think he has some mental issues, but these kind of fighters is what those young organisations need. It's what people want to see: a guy with a character, and his character is very intriguing and interesting.

Zheng Ming, a former Sliders FC Heavyweight champion: I think that Grant is a dickhead full of himself. But I admit that he can sell himself as a powerful icon of the sport - he gets into people's heads. Even I thought he's going to run through Subotai Hyrkanian in his last fight after seeing how motivated he was and what things he said. And he was actually winning up until he got caught, so I have to admit that hr has skill. But he will never be a champion - he doesn't have the spirit or the will to do it.
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