gwad12345 Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/30/30w23.jpg Johnny Drama: The names Drama, Johnny Drama... I am Don Vercetti's adopted son and his muscle when he needs the protection. People know me... more commonly so as 'The Lullaby' cos I put muthafuckers to sleep and the next lullaby is a short and sweet one coming straight for you Tony McGee. Gwad and his Merry Faggots are gonna wish they stayed at home jerkin each other off and singing boy scout songs round the campfire, like their usual saturday night. But the harsh reality is you'll all be dreaming about it in your hospital beds instead. Fear not Jon-Jon, our fights are on Friday and I can't think of a better way to relax in preparation of our Saturday ritual than putting a bunch of Dagos into hibernation. We're here to own this turf. We are coming in hot. http://38.media.tumblr.com/fa58327a1ef0dee8c0d4d658372e9b32/tumblr_mi0galFM5u1s1lhtpo1_400.gif 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 Rory talking smack, hilarious. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14131904652757.png Salvatore "Salvie" Testa My balls are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavyThere's vomit on my sweater already, mom's spaghettiI'm nervous, but on the surface I look calm and ready to drop bombs 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 We got eminem in the house 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14131904652757.png Salvatore "Salvie" Testa My balls are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on my sweater already, mom's spaghetti I'm nervous, but on the surface I look calm and ready to drop bombs His palms are spaghetti, Knees weak arms spaghetti, theres spaghetti on his sweater already, moms spaghetti, he's nervous but on the surface he looks calm and....spaghetti. 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb613 Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 His palms are spaghetti, Knees weak arms spaghetti, theres spaghetti on his sweater already, moms spaghetti, he's nervous but on the surface he looks calm and....spaghetti. Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 If I wake up tomorrow and find out that I have lost to Mr bloody Worldwide I'm cancelling the tourney. lol. Good luck all (apart from Gwad and co.) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 The tournament has been cancelled. Rory is sorry 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
handgrenaide Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 lol Gangs of New York 3 has already started Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UniConor Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 Congrats on the first event guys, glad I got the win. I won't spoil anymore unless others haven't read the fights yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBK16 Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 TEAM CRUSH 3 - 2 ONE HIT WONDERSSnow Man def. Joaquin Guzman via KO (Punch) 3:52 Round 1Boris Konstantinov def. Isis Agent via TKO (Strikes) 00:40 Round 1Chris Hennig def, Aapo Kurko via Submission (Arm Triangle) 2:59 Round 1Torsti Toveri def. Salvatore Testa via KO (Punch) 00:17 Round 3Frank Brewer def, John Garfield via TKO (Kick and Punches) 2:17 Round 2THE VERCETTI FAMILY 1 - 4 GWAD AND HIS MERRY MENCreosote McGee def. Adriano Vercetti via Submission (Armbar) 1:59 Round 1Cruz White def. Tommy Vercetti via TKO (Strikes) 3:53 Round 1Chopper McGee def. Jack Vercetti via KO (Punch) 00:12 Round 1Johnny Drama def. Tony McGee via TKO (Strikes) 3:55 Round 1 Zongtang Tso II def. Carlo Vercett via TKO (Cut) 2:09 Round 2 Just a little round up of how the first day did. Warning, do not open the spoilers if you have not seen the results. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowser Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 KRad did everything in his power to stay in the fight, but his heart eventually gave out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UniConor Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 (edited) Okay I've chilled out a bit now... I got pumped and said dumb shit. I apologize. Edited February 14, 2015 by UniConor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 KRad did everything in his power to stay in the fight, but his heart eventually gave out. That's a pretty satisfactory summary of my MMA Tycoon management career. Not sure how much heart is left Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowser Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 That's a pretty satisfactory summary of my MMA Tycoon management career. Not sure how much heart is left In all fairness I've played much longer and had a week longer of training. Also, your fighter came in around 90% energy, which can be a big difference. Don't worry about it. Keep learning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14131904652757.png Salvatore "Salvie" Testa My balls are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on my sweater already, mom's spaghetti I'm nervous, but on the surface I look calm and ready to drop bombs http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14209553218344.png Tso II: I thought "Lose yourself" was by Eminem, not Salvatore Testa... Either way, you dropped like spaghetti when you LOST YOURSELF unconscious in the cage tonight. In other news, The commentator said that cutting easily runs in my family however his corner couldnt seem to bandage up Carlo Vercetti's face after the ref accidentally bumped into him during the introductions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheJanne Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 Just btw, it looks like we might need a replacement to Brain Feeder. The guy hasn't logged in since january 24th. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwad12345 Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 (edited) http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14072129261708.jpg Creosote McGee (266590) Tso proud of my Merry Men. We own these streets. Now onto business, can someone explain to me how the next round works? Which team fights which/which fighter fights which fighter? Ok 10 seconds of reading cleared up my questions, we're good. Edited February 14, 2015 by gwad12345 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 The tournament has been cancelled. Rory is sorry u wot m8? lol As for my fellow Vercetti's... what the FUCK happened!?!?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVR Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 u wot m8? lol As for my fellow Vercetti's... what the FUCK happened!?!?!?! What you didn't lose on purpose - you actually tried to win? The rest of us got paid to take dives, I mean my boy went down with a fuckin jab - can't be more obvious than that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 What you didn't lose on purpose - you actually tried to win? The rest of us got paid to take dives, I mean my boy went down with a fuckin jab - can't be more obvious than that! haha didnt get the memo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVR Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 haha didnt get the memo O Shit, we thought it came from you!? Underhanded tactics by the merry men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 I assumed Scooby would takedown spam, he opted to kick the living crap out of Carlo who was looking for takedowns. Scooby outfoxed me plain as. Congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 14, 2015 Report Share Posted February 14, 2015 I assumed Scooby would takedown spam, he opted to kick the living crap out of Carlo who was looking for takedowns. Scooby outfoxed me plain as. Congrats I've noticed Scooby make weird builds like that in other tourneys... fucking cheat if you ask me lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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