MMATycoon Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/11/05/article-2487527-19316D2000000578-499_964x642.jpg A quick note about an upcoming game addition. We already allow the creation of 16 and 17 year olds for 90 and 45 VIP days respectively and I've decided to also add the creation of 12 year olds. This will be for a fee of 365 VIP days and will be in St Petersburg only! They love watching kids fight each other over there, so we're going to let them have it. Under 16 year olds will only be allowed to fight other under 16 year olds and org owners will have the option of whether to disable head punches for all kids-league fights because we're not complete savages.These younger fighters will have half the normal sparring worth because of their size, unless they are sparring with a 125lb fighter, because they are the same size as a 12 year old anyway. 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fpv Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 And the day has only begun... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBK16 Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 Here I was thinking Mike had forgotten what date it was before checking the forums 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwad12345 Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 Sparring with adults is completely unrealistic. You should give us the option of letting us train them by wrestling a bear cub. This would add a whole new dimension to the game that I feel is lacking: breeding and rearing bears. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UniConor Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 Can I create 4 year olds but they can only spar BJJ until 12? You should have an option to be able to spar boxing with them but there is 50% chance you get busted for child abuse and you should also be able to buy illegal steroid supplements for them too. Also, why can't we create women fighters yet? This game is sexism 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 Almost got me there asshole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwad12345 Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 Can I create 4 year olds but they can only spar BJJ until 12? You should have an option to be able to spar boxing with them but there is 50% chance you get busted for child abuse and you should also be able to buy illegal steroid supplements for them too. Also, why can't we create women fighters yet? This game is sexism I think this is a great time to add women. The women will be able to spar with the children at full value because, lets be honest, its basically the same thing. #StandAgainstSexism 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curix Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 Best joke today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madbob Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 Here I was thinking Mike had forgotten what date it was before checking the forums that was my thinking. usually it was during log in or the page itself. this one you have to find Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lavenders.pink Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 I think this is a great time to add women. The women will be able to spar with the children at full value because, lets be honest, its basically the same thing. #StandAgainstSexism HAHAHA too good. will the kids have an event faster learning speed than 16 yr olds? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jefframrod Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 Don't think anything will ever come close to that April morning when I logged on to be told my account was suspended for being a multi! I almost cried. Actually, I may have cried a little..... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamHolland Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 I'll be honest I read that mail ingame and it took me until I clicked the link and went to the thread's picture that it dawned on me this was clearly a rib, well done mate you got me 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coton81 Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 i was wondering what mike would do this year one problem for those of us in the uk April fools day finishes at 12pm yes i had to go there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammi Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 I like the idea of adding female fighters. =) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 "...and will be in St Petersburg only! They love watching kids fight each other over there, so we're going to let them have it." loved it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 mike, you know what would've been savage? A FUCKING WOMANS DIVISION 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylib Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 I'd pay 365 days of VIP for a case of dried horse meat jerky. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coton81 Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 Don't think anything will ever come close to that April morning when I logged on to be told my account was suspended for being a multi! I almost cried. Actually, I may have cried a little..... You and me both took me a while to twig as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 GBK, Castor, and Humors shouldn't be allowed within 1000 ft of the arena. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurikchan Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 The best Idea ever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lefty Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 I'd pay 365 days of VIP for a case of dried horse meat jerky. Aww man you're making my mouth water! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimCornette Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 Hahaha, I read this in the morning and didn't put two and two together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 Sandusky going to work the locker rooms. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyScat Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 I demand my 20 year olds be allowed to fight the twelve year olds. Flavor text could read something like, "Kazi lands an insane flying knee from nowhere. His opponent is split wide open! There's blood everywhere, and the kid is blindly groping around on the ground to try to find his eyeball in hopes a doctor can salvage it. Before the ref can stop the fight, Kazi lunges in with a vicious soccer kick to the face! This kid's head is splattered like a pumpkin two weeks after Halloween." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 3, 2017 Report Share Posted April 3, 2017 GBK, Castor, and humors shouldn't be allowed within 1000 ft of the arena. Why if I may ask? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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