Rambo Posted March 16, 2021 Report Share Posted March 16, 2021 9 hours ago, barney said: El Presidente just picked me up in his private jet and now we're hitting the beaches in Brazil. Rio is a fun place if you ignore the AIDS/HIV infested poverty. Lots of gangs to party with, cheap recreational drugs, and EASY women! We might go shut down a fake pharmacist after we pick up some senoritas and burn some bueno mota. It's important to stop big pharma drug dealers from feeding children meth. Just say NO to big pharma ? 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney Posted March 16, 2021 Report Share Posted March 16, 2021 Eric Karterman is mad because of all the minorities at MMAtycoon. What has happened to this place I don't recognize it anymore... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted March 16, 2021 Report Share Posted March 16, 2021 Mission in BRAZIL was SUCCESS! Just knocked the AIDS out of @barney Took him OUT with 1 PUNCH. No army needed. The Naughty Crew can stay home after this 5 second TKO. Granted Barney is weak and losing weight from the AIDS but that's 1 less corrupt pill doctor in the favela's of Brazil! Karter = Brazil's GREAT WHITE AMERICAN HOPE ?? ?? punking 1 dirty Brazilian at a time. cleansing the streets of AIDS, HIV, and capitalistic drug doctors! El Presidente has hired me as his General to continue the fight against BIG PHARMA corruption and dirty doctors. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rambo Posted March 16, 2021 Report Share Posted March 16, 2021 3 minutes ago, barney said: meltdown continues u mad? should be happy that I knocked the AIDs out of you ? ? ? I can't fix Brazilian though ?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bleakardor Posted March 16, 2021 Report Share Posted March 16, 2021 Wonder how many more temper tantrum meme's Barney will find? lol So what's up guys, I see other mangers coming to life with this 5v5 possibility. What about you two though, Karter and Barney? You guys down to do something? We can throw a wager pool up or something for the winner/winning team. And no, Aids does not count for currency, however Brazilian women I will accept as form of payment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleakardor Posted March 16, 2021 Report Share Posted March 16, 2021 29 minutes ago, Rambo said: Mission in BRAZIL was SUCCESS! Just knocked the AIDS out of @barney Took him OUT with 1 PUNCH. No army needed. The Naughty Crew can stay home after this 5 second TKO. Granted Barney is weak and losing weight from the AIDS but that's 1 less corrupt pill doctor in the favela's of Brazil! Karter = Brazil's GREAT WHITE AMERICAN HOPE ?? ?? punking 1 dirty Brazilian at a time. cleansing the streets of AIDS, HIV, and capitalistic drug doctors! El Presidente has hired me as his General to continue the fight against BIG PHARMA corruption and dirty doctors. That kind of looked like pillow hands getting a TKO on glass gut Joe.. wtf? lol That's about the least impressive finish I've ever seen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleakardor Posted March 16, 2021 Report Share Posted March 16, 2021 Oh, and if you guys do put together teams, you interested in alliance v alliance? If it's open to anyone, I'm sure I can find a fighter to add to the mix. Actually, I think that would be pretty cool... managers volunteer who'd be interested in participating and Karter and Barney become team captains and pick teams. (managers) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted March 16, 2021 Report Share Posted March 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Bleakardor said: That kind of looked like pillow hands getting a TKO on glass gut Joe.. wtf? lol That's about the least impressive finish I've ever seen! Barney will be shitting out AIDS for a week. That body shot is why all the Brazilian babies are calling me CANELLO. ?? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney Posted March 16, 2021 Report Share Posted March 16, 2021 28 minutes ago, Bleakardor said: Oh, and if you guys do put together teams, you interested in alliance v alliance? If it's open to anyone, I'm sure I can find a fighter to add to the mix. Actually, I think that would be pretty cool... managers volunteer who'd be interested in participating and Karter and Barney become team captains and pick teams. (managers) No, Im not. Some guys at Naughtly Crew seem excited about it tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney Posted March 16, 2021 Report Share Posted March 16, 2021 39 minutes ago, Bleakardor said: Wonder how many more temper tantrum meme's Barney will find? lol 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted March 17, 2021 Report Share Posted March 17, 2021 I thought Damn Barney Got AIDS vs Barney's guy (Tex?) was a lock for one of the 5 fights. I mean, Dre Battle won 7 in a row and was a dominant champ who took the belt off ADA, their first fight was also very close before a head kick landed. I mean, now or after he defends vs Chip Nickle it looks to me like we got our 1st fight. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted March 17, 2021 Report Share Posted March 17, 2021 46 minutes ago, barney said: No, Im not. Some guys at Naughtly Crew seem excited about it tho ???? 8 minutes ago, Monsieur.Camara said: I thought Damn Barney Got AIDS vs Barney's guy (Tex?) was a lock for one of the 5 fights. I mean, Dre Battle won 7 in a row and was a dominant champ who took the belt off ADA, their first fight was also very close before a head kick landed. I mean, now or after he defends vs Chip Nickle it looks to me like we got our 1st fight. barney can't handle my machismo ???? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SavageMMa Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 These two go back and forth because they scared of my can crushing fighters... Kinda funny how much better my guys are. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 9 hours ago, SavageMMa said: These two go back and forth because they scared of my can crushing fighters... Kinda funny how much better my guys are. I don't think we have any overlapping weight cat at HFC tho ----*****************************+++++****************************----- Lachance may come as a 2 time champ at this division and probably a favorite, but Imma show you what this mean machine is able to do. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleakardor Posted March 20, 2021 Report Share Posted March 20, 2021 Nice job Machado.. I made a slider mistake so can't blame anyone but myself. Would like a rematch at some point not too far off though if possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBuster Posted March 20, 2021 Report Share Posted March 20, 2021 HFC 65 - Wanker vs Mendoza - Preview Hello MMA fans, I’m Alexei Smirnov here today to give you your preview for HFC 65! It’s looking like a great card with lots of super heavyweight action and a highly anticipated title fight in the main event. The fans in New York are in for a good one! Undercard: Antonio Zetsika vs Michael "The Big Fellow" Collins My pick: Zetsika Via Submission (Triangle) Miguel "Pitbull" Sandoval vs Luke "Heart-Breaker" Valentine My pick: Sandoval Via Unanimous Decision Marc "Dancer" Anthony vs Kaoru Hanayama My pick: Hanayama Via Submission (Armbar) "The Conjurer" Olyn Seran vs Josephus Miller My pick: Seran Via TKO (Strikes) Olli Lindholm vs Jeremy Motts My pick: Lindholm Via TKO (Strikes) Baruto Tonissaar vs Armad "The Preacher" Bates My pick: Tonissaar Via Unanimous Decison Main Card: Demir Kocak vs Leif "The Stand And Pray Viking" Leifsson Now it’s time for Demir Kocak (12-3-0) to take on Leif “Stand and Pray Viking”Leifsson (10-3-0). Kocak has not been doing great as of late but, let’s see how he does with a new manager. Leif is also coming off of a loss a s well, let’s see if he can rebound. Kocak is a former champ and stand up specialist, he has KO power and a good chin. Leif has incredible KO power and always looks to finish a fight with a swift right hand. Kocak will most likely want to stay standing and challenge Leif. Kocak could also look to use his MT to take the fight into the clinch. Leif will want to look for the KO and use his signature standing style and boxing to throw strikes at Kocak. Leif could if he wanted too, try out his ground game this fight as that is where Kocak is most vulnerable. Although we haven’t seen it and I don’t see it coming out here. Kocak has a high number of achievements that he can show off, mostly his HFC heavyweight title and wins over HFC legends such as: Boris Krylov and Alex Ferreria. Leif hasn’t proved much yet in the HFC but a win here would be huge for him and it would probably land him a title shot in the future. I see this as a purely stand up bought with lots of strikes thrown. Let’s see who will win the stand up fight. My pick: Kocak Via Unanimous Decision I do see Kocak winning here but I don’t see a finish. Leif has never been KO’d in his career and I think Kocak has a good enough chin to withstand Leif’s punches. Kocak has just shown more to me and has bigger wins in his career. Leif will need to prove to me he can win big, and he could do it here. Overall an exciting lookin fight. Ronaldo "Jacar�" Gomes vs Ko Van Den Born Up next it’s Ronaldo “Jacar” Gomes (7-0-0) taking on Ko Van Den Born (8-3-0). Gomes is still undefeated winning seven straight fights and finishing all of them. He is coming off of a huge superman punch win against Ivan Izquierdo. Born is coming off a first round KO and a huge win. Despite his KO win, Gomes’ best plan will be to look for the takedown. He can finish it down there and Den Born will be at a disadvantage. Den Born will want to keep this fight standing and use his elite striking and look for an early finish. Gomes has shown that he can finish fighters in an instant and it may only take one takedown. Den Born will be by far Gomes biggest challenge yet and a win here would cement as a top contender in the division. Den Born will want to win here to be in contention for a title shot in the future. Whoever wins will shift the landscape of the division. Gomes biggest win is his Superman Punch win at HFC 57, what a great fight. Den Born’s biggest win is against Joao Andrade, he scored a huge KO and showed just how powerful he really is. Overall a clash of styles here, let’s see who I think will win. My pick: Van Den Born Via KO (Punch) Just as Gomes can finish the fight with one takedown, Van Born can finish it with one punch. Den Born is one of the best strikers in HFC and very little fighters can take a hit from him. If Gomes can’t get a takedown early it’s all but over for him. I see his streak coming to an end here. As for Den Born I truly believe he could be a future champ and he is a menace in the division only being stopped by a decision or a cut. Overall a great looking fight! Gregory Motts vs Peter "Fat Belly" Petersson Now it’s time for the co-main event of the evening. It’s Gregory Motts (14-5-0) taking on Peter “Fat Belly” Petersson (11-3-0). Motts is coming off two big wins against HFC legends Doug Slugs and Chief Red Eagle, he’ll be looking to climb the rankings with a win here. Petersson is coming off of his first HFC win and his first win with his new manager. I have no doubt this fight will stay standing as both fighters love throwing strikes and both have great KO power. Motts could implement some dirty boxing as he used it to beat Red Eagle. Petersson could also do this and we’ve seen him use the clinch in his first HFC fight. Both of these fighters specialize in boxing and wrestling so they have similar styles. We’ll see what they’ll want to do to counter their opponent. I’ve already mentioned Motts two big wins but, they are quite impressive and really show how great he can be. Getting a win over two HFC legends no matter how old they are, is impressive. Petersson came into the HFC with a fight I thought he was going to lose, he proved me very wrong and delivered a huge KO. He really impressed me and I have a newfound appreciation for him. Let’s see who will win this stand up bought! My pick: Petersson Via TKO (Strikes) I think Motts momentum stops here at the hands of Petersson. Peterson's granite chin mixed with some great KO power is hard to stop. Anything Motts can do Petersson can do better and I do see a clear strategy for him winning here. I think Petersson will be a menace in this division and his terror continues with this fight! MAIN EVENT: Massive Wanker vs Jason Mendoza Now it’s time for the main event of the evening. For the HFC Super Heavyweight championship, It’s the champ Massive Wanker (15-0-0) taking on the challenger Jason Mendoza (12-2-0). Finally Wanker is fighting another super heavyweight after beating a regular heavyweight and a middleweight. Wanker has so much momentum he’s going faster than the speed of light, 15 wins no losses and he’s fought every challenger that has ever come his way. Now his greatest challenge yet, Jason Mendoza hasn’t lost since HFC 31 and has finished every single win with a KO. He has insane KO power and a lot of momentum coming his way. This may be one of the biggest (get it?) fights in HFC history. Wanker has a few options as he is skilled in many ways. If I were Wanker I’d want to take this fight to the ground and attempt to sub Mendoza. Mendoza has a weak spot in his ground game and all of his losses come from subs. Mendoza will want that not to happen and he’ll want to keep the fight standing up. He’ll want to use his KO power to finish the fight early and before Wanker can secure a takedown. Mendoza is a master on the feet and he’ll want to show that off. Wanker’s biggest win would be against Demir Kocak. That fight he really showed he could take shots and last 3 rounds and still pick up the sub win. I can’t pick out one win for Mendoza but, he has a habit of finishing the fight in the first round, his KO power is insane. After all this hype, who do I think will win this fight? My pick: Wanker Via Submission (Armbar) Wanker can do it all and even if he doesn’t get a takedown I’m not sure if Mendoza wins on the feet. For how impressive Mendoza is I just don’t think he can stand up to Wanker and especially if he gets taken down there is nothing he can do. There are just too many ways Wanker can beat him. With all that said I do think he is Wanker’s biggest challenge yet and I would love to see him prove me wrong. Overall a main event I am incredibly hype for. Predicted KO of the night: Ko Van Den Born Predicted Sub of the night: Massive Wanker Predicted Fight of the night: Massive Wanker v Jason Mendoza Well MMA fans there you have it my preview for HFC 65. There are a lot of good fights on this card and the main event looks like it’ll be a great fight. I want to thank HFC and JW for helping me with everything and letting me do this every week. I’m Alexei Smirnov and I hope you all have a wonderful day, remember to… STAY HARDCORE!!! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted March 20, 2021 Report Share Posted March 20, 2021 All 3 of my big boys were in prime form again this evening: Leifsson lands with a short shot to the head. Kocak takes an elbow to the forehead. http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/rocked2.gif Kocak is rocked! Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here. http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/knockdown2.gif Leifsson drops Kocak onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Kocak is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet! Oh Kocak is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! Leifsson loads up on a right hand - it lands flush and knocks Kocak senseless! What a punch! Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Leif Leifsson! -------------------------------- Petersson lands a right hand that snaps the head of Motts backwards. A quick uppercut on the inside from Petersson. Petersson lands a left hand. http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/rocked2.gif Motts is rocked! Petersson lands a body punch in the clinch. Oh Motts is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! Petersson unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Motts! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Petersson is unloading with more strikes now! Motts drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO! Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Peter Petersson! -------------------------------- Lindholm lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/takedown.gif Lindholm successfully pulls guard. Lindholm manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Motts manages to get himself to full guard. http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/reversalred.gif Lindholm with a nice head shot there. The referee calls the doctor in to look at Jeremy Motts's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout! Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Olli Lindholm! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleakardor Posted March 20, 2021 Report Share Posted March 20, 2021 Gratz Bjorn. Gonna be some FA's around, I'm sacking several fighters on my roster. Kocak already been released. Andrade likely coming soon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted March 21, 2021 Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 On 3/20/2021 at 5:45 PM, TheBuster said: HFC 65 - Wanker vs Mendoza - Preview Gregory Motts vs Peter "Fat Belly" Petersson Now it’s time for the co-main event of the evening. It’s Gregory Motts (14-5-0) taking on Peter “Fat Belly” Petersson (11-3-0). Motts is coming off two big wins against HFC legends Doug Slugs and Chief Red Eagle, he’ll be looking to climb the rankings with a win here. Petersson is coming off of his first HFC win and his first win with his new manager. I have no doubt this fight will stay standing as both fighters love throwing strikes and both have great KO power. Motts could implement some dirty boxing as he used it to beat Red Eagle. Petersson could also do this and we’ve seen him use the clinch in his first HFC fight. Both of these fighters specialize in boxing and wrestling so they have similar styles. We’ll see what they’ll want to do to counter their opponent. I’ve already mentioned Motts two big wins but, they are quite impressive and really show how great he can be. Getting a win over two HFC legends no matter how old they are, is impressive. Petersson came into the HFC with a fight I thought he was going to lose, he proved me very wrong and delivered a huge KO. He really impressed me and I have a newfound appreciation for him. Let’s see who will win this stand up bought! My pick: Petersson Via TKO (Strikes) I think Motts momentum stops here at the hands of Petersson. Peterson's granite chin mixed with some great KO power is hard to stop. Anything Motts can do Petersson can do better and I do see a clear strategy for him winning here. I think Petersson will be a menace in this division and his terror continues with this fight! STAY HARDCORE!!! Peter "Fat Belly" Petersson 12-3-0 12(t)KO wins Next opponent: 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleakardor Posted March 22, 2021 Report Share Posted March 22, 2021 I don't even want to know what that giant hand is jerking off... I'm guessing it hopes a Massive fucking Wanker? lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleakardor Posted March 24, 2021 Report Share Posted March 24, 2021 HFC 65 - Wanker vs Mendoza - Review Fight of the Night: Tonissaar vs Bates This award took me several days to award because this card didn't really have any one fight that popped out as a FotN candidate. But when looking at each fight, this one seemed to be the one where both fighters put it all on the line and neither side really outclassed the other in overall action. Obviously, Tonissaar took the win, but Bates put up a hell of a fight and ultimately that's what earned these guys the top honor of FotN. KO of the Night: Massive Wanker Wanker has become the face of the organization. His grappling skills have been on display for all to see, and many expected him to use this avenue to defeat the striker, Mendoza. But Wanker shocked us all and beat Mendoza at his own game, thus awarding him with KO of the Night. Leif Leifsson was runner up for that award with his KO over Kocak, but didn't stack up to Wanker's KO. Sub of the Night: Kaoru Hanayama As usual, this is the easiest award to hand out as it was the only submission win of the night. Not to take anything away from Hanayama as a 1st round submission victory is always impressive. Massive Wanker DEF Jason Mendoza Peter Petersson DEF Gregory Motts Ko Van Den Born DEF Ronaldo Gomes Leif Leifsson DEF Demir Kocak Baruto Tonissaar DEF Armad Bates Olli Lindholm DEF Jeremy Motts Josephus Miller DEF Olyn Seran Kaoru Hanayama DEF Marc Anthony Miguel Sandoval DEF Luke Valentine Michael Collins DEF Antonio Zetsika 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SavageMMa Posted March 25, 2021 Report Share Posted March 25, 2021 I was expecting a bit more flack for what I said, guess everybody knows I am the least accomplished manager here... lmao All I know is after my guy beats up Petty Mc Sitty Boi, David is going to become 7 Division world champion and defend all them belts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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