gwad12345 Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 I construct all of my poetry in line with iambic pentameter, this is clearly a forgery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted June 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 I construct all of my poetry in line with iambic pentameter, this is clearly a forgery. http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpg Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty Innocent until proven otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted June 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2020 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpg Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty 19th birthday today, legendary party coming up. The person with the most original birthday wishes gets an invite to the VIP room. Joe Rogan will be there as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thb Posted June 22, 2020 Report Share Posted June 22, 2020 Happy Birthday Paddy! May you live to be old and toothless. Preferably in that order Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted June 26, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpg Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty What a party that was, I seriously had to delete all pictures afterwards from my phone, they gave me nightmares. I mean, Tyson and Joe Rogan tapdancing to Mettalica, wtf?!? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted July 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2020 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpg Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty Wait what, I am fighting this weekend in a cage in front of millions of people? I am on the only relevant fighter at this event? Seems like that is a lot of pressure for an ordinary man. I am not an ordinary man tough. Win, lose, draw,... I am an entertainer. If I fail to do so in the fight, then I will do so tenfold afterwards at the afterparty in Mr. Mike his secret basement. Been there once before and saw a lot of people, all looking very much alike. I guess they are related, all working from the same IP-adres and stuff. I nonetheless asked the police to investigate and they replied that they will get to it eventually, so I'm at ease now and have full confidence in a happy ending, not much unlike the average massage salon around here. See you all this weekend, much love and dope, cheerio. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted July 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2020 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpgPaddy "360°" Mcgillicutty I'm here to entertain and that's what I'm planning to do before, during and after my fight. All the rest is just blahblahblah… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylib Posted July 2, 2020 Report Share Posted July 2, 2020 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15322662702091.jpeg Brayden Point: Good luck on your first outing, young blood. If you ain't one of them crotch sniffers, like the one I'm facing next-- holler at me after your scrap, and I'll take you out to a rally and introduce you to the Grand Wizard. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted July 2, 2020 Report Share Posted July 2, 2020 Good luck Paddy ! Man filling up 20000 stadiums already. That`s crazy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannetosen Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13922388196887.png Pekka Toivonen Pekka is excited to finally see MMA debut of Joe Rogan, but weren't you suppose to fight Blade Vampire Slayer? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted July 3, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15322662702091.jpeg Brayden Point: Good luck on your first outing, young blood. If you ain't one of them crotch sniffers, like the one I'm facing next-- holler at me after your scrap, and I'll take you out to a rally and introduce you to the Grand Wizard. http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpg Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty Thanks man, lets both make sure that we remain undefeated after the 4th of July 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted July 3, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13922388196887.png Pekka Toivonen Pekka is excited to finally see MMA debut of Joe Rogan, but weren't you suppose to fight Blade Vampire Slayer? http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpg Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty Everyone is scared Pekka, as you surely see often as well when you receive a fight offer. Joe Rogan is only a friend of my mommy, I'm the one and only Paddy! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazzypants Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 Chip Nickel https://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilemanager.php?FID=350764 Good luck in your debut fight Paddy. Here's hoping you're one day a good enough fighter to grace a Chip Nickel Reports! Or alternatively you could just do something really really stupid in Florida (although the competition for that is very strong). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thb Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 Thomas Bolleke Best of luck in your debut, Paddy! This is where your legend begins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjsquirrel Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 Ian Tower: Good luck Paddy, you have worked hard to prepare for this between your many other commitments, you never truly know yourself until you step into the octagon for the first time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted July 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 Chip Nickel https://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilemanager.php?FID=350764 Good luck in your debut fight Paddy. Here's hoping you're one day a good enough fighter to grace a Chip Nickel Reports! Or alternatively you could just do something really really stupid in Florida (although the competition for that is very strong). http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpgPaddy "360°" Mcgillicutty Thank you I guess, although if you have not realised my marketing value by now, then your reports have lost all credibility with that one single post. I do expect a Chip Nickel Report about myself to make up for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted July 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 Thomas Bolleke Best of luck in your debut, Paddy! This is where your legend begins http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpg Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty Still believe you to have one of the best ringing names in MMA Bolleke and I wish you all the best today with your trilogy! Kick ass! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted July 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 Ian Tower: Good luck Paddy, you have worked hard to prepare for this between your many other commitments, you never truly know yourself until you step into the octagon for the first time. http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpgPaddy "360°" Mcgillicutty Your words mean a lot to me sir! I have always looked up to you and that is not just because you tower over me like your name suggests very adequatly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannetosen Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 Pekka Toivonen is unfortunately stuck in a Tokyo airport toilet after catching food poisoning from some roadkill he wolfed down this morning, but #2 p4p fighter and current lightweight kingpin Arzlan Bathory is rumored to be attending Paddy's fight in New York. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted July 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 Pekka Toivonen is unfortunately stuck in a Tokyo airport toilet after catching food poisoning from some roadkill he wolfed down this morning, but #2 p4p fighter and current lightweight kingpin Arzlan Bathory is rumored to be attending Paddy's fight in New York. Free drinks for Arzlan if he shows up, he can put it on my tab. No limit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannetosen Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 Arzlan only drinks tomato juice. He wants to be a vampire but can't stand the sight of blood. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RozzaD Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 Prince Bukaku Don't worry everyone, I will be ring side in case Paddy needs my services later... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thb Posted July 5, 2020 Report Share Posted July 5, 2020 Thomas Bolleke Congrats on your debut win, Paddy. May this be the first of many! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJMitchell Posted July 5, 2020 Report Share Posted July 5, 2020 Granite chin 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted July 5, 2020 Report Share Posted July 5, 2020 Happy to see he got Granite Chin and not Likes Pizza Should be a fun character. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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