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Nario Gwan (363236)

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the fast and pray will end on the 18th till then I will drink the devils juice, drunk with excitement for you show me your salvation is worthy of me leaving the devil juice .

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Wrapping Up with the Boss
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Stick a fork in it, we are DONE. Three nights of thirty fights. Back-to-back-to-back. Saturday was the big show. Then the teenagers followed it up in style. And tonight was the closer and wow, here comes a smiling Dave Ashbourne right now, to talk us through it all.
"You look so happy!"
"Incredible. Absolutely incredible."

"Look at you, you can't stop grinning. What's making you smile like that?"

"Honestly this was one of my favourite nights since I started this whole thing. For so many reasons."

"Tell the great fans of A&E what they need to know. What happened? What's going on?"
"First things first, I'm sorry about two nights ago. I was a little drunk. I had been drinking since way before the event, watching my beloved Cardiff City beat Preston 3-1 away to move into the playoffs. But enough about the Bluebirds! These fights tonight. And everything that has happened since. I feel like I'm dreaming right now. I've been on the phone non-stop and I can't believe some of the fights we have gotten made, coming up over the next few weeks. Everyone is stepping up to the plate, taking on challenge after challenge. I've had people help me with short notice fights. I've had people help me fight at weights they probably shouldn't be fighting at. I've had people help me fight someone that is better than them on paper. I've got nothing but love for these people. We sold out a venue tonight."

"And last night! It really is great to see A&E come together like this. As for this event, there are just way too many memorable moments to talk about and it's well past 1am here so I won't keep you for too long. Please excuse me for bringing this up right away but...Nario Gwan knocked your fighter Fran Griggs out cold in the main event. Out cold. Is he okay and what's next for both of them?"

"Oh my god what a moment though right? I'm still in shock from it. I've never seen Griggs like that. I spoke with him shortly afterwards and I'm telling you now, that's not the same Fran Griggs that I've known all these years. Something's changed. Nario Gwan has taken something from him. I think they shared a whiskey together afterwards but Griggs has lost something."
"What do you mean?"

"He's hurting. I don't mean bruises or physically. He looks completely down and out right now and I really wouldn't be surprised if we never see him inside the cage again."

"Wow! That's...I don't even know what to say...he was 4-0-0 and Gwan took him out quickly and skillfully yes but...man...Gwan looked exceptional. How come it wasn't enough for the KO of the night award for you?"

"I thought long and hard about this one. Longer than I ever have. It was a great knockout, another one for the A&E highlight reel. And on any other night, it would have won the award. We've already got Nario Gwan vs. Principo Adam confirmed for MARQUEE 3 which is just...arrghh...spine-tingling. Look! When these kind of high level high stakes high reward fights get made, I get goosebumps man. Actual goosebumps. All over. I can't wait for that fight and all of the other fights on MARQUEE 3. If only I had not messed up the scheduling.

"What do you mean?"

"Ah I like to have six empty days before a MARQUEE event to ensure a higher attendance but I booked an event three days before blah blah cannot cancel without losing hype blah blah a rookie error by me. It won't happen again."
"I'm sure people won't care when they see these fights play out before their eyes. So Gwan didn't get KO of the night. You gave it to Beast Beast. Why is that?"

"Come on really? Do you really have to ask that?
"It's my job!"
"I know, I know. First of all. Beast Beast entered this fight on ridiculously short notice. We knew it was going to be a standup war. I love The Requis but tonight showed he's not quite ready to take on those older and more experienced fighters quite yet. It's not a fight I would normally offer but The Requis wanted it. I hope he gets back in the gym and keeps improving because I truly believe he can do something special in a stacked Heavyweight division. And don't forget that he was training for a completely different fighter before they disappeared and then all of a sudden he's taking on the Beast? As for Beast Beast. He gets cut in the fight very early on. He knocks The Requis down but he doesn't follow him to the ground. He beckons for him to get back up and then The Requis gets up...starts beating the shit out of Beast...I mean just peppering him with shots...and it looks like he's got the better of him and then BANG...Beast throws that demon of a right hand and The Requis is out. The crowd was going insane and so was I. Just a fantastic fight between two great Heavyweights."

"That's two KO of the night awards in a row now for Beast Beast. Of course up next we have Tyrone Tyson's first defence of his Heavyweight title on the 2nd July. He'll be taking on Terrance Flint. Does Beast Beast get a shot at the winner?"

"What about Denis White? What about Koua Kamara? What if Axl Lors beats Beast Beast at MARQUEE 3? Another great fight that just got made. We need to take a look at the timing and how everything unfolds but there is no doubt after tonight that Beast Beast is one of the best fighters in the division. Hell I'd even say he's one of the best fighters in the organisation."

"And finally but certainly not least. We have an exciting new arrival at A&E?"
"Vasiliy "Tsar" Kozlov. We got him. We've been in talks for weeks now and we finally got our man. He signed the contract this evening and it's been a trending topic ever since. At 5-0-0 he holds the best record of any fighter to have joined A&E. He's a MARQUEE fighter through and through and he's diving right into the deep end by taking on the God-King of Yrkje that is Toby Keith Yrkje. It's not going to be easy. But it is going to be amazing."

"Brilliant. Can't wait! What can we expect over the next week or so here at A&E?"

"We'll be releasing an event preview for the main card of Ashbourne Presents: Tyson vs. Flint. We're still working on our rankings behind the scenes, tweaking the formula. They will be released after MARQUEE 3 which should help fighters with their career planning. We've got some exciting things coming up. So stay tuned!
"You heard it folks, A&E is popping in strength, getting stronger by the day. See you again in a few days time when we get to see our first ever champion make his first ever defence. If you haven't already, be sure to check out our Wall of Champions with its latest updates. See you soon!
Event Rating: 77.27 (2nd highest)
Attendance: 750
KO of the Night: Beast Beast
Sub of the Night: Ytcvtbyjnj Tfrrdxxc
Fight of the Night: Ip Man vs. Matty Outback
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Ashbourne: Court of Messiah (30/6/2020)

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Ivan "Ødelæggelsens Gud" Wong (363490)

Mr. Nathan: Pardon me for being rude, but why do you look a little tired?

Ivan: I was "golden-snitching".

Mr. Nathan: What the hell is that?

Ivan: I don't wanna explain, those who knows shall know.

Mr. Nathan: Anyways, have you watched Affliction? I think that you would be interested in the Owen Bennett vs Brenon Conors fight.

Ivan: The match where Owen repeatedly harass a punching bag without stamina by repeatedly clinching and unclinching? Hope you are proud of yourself, Owen. Speaking of the Betts, do you think that portman101 is related to the family?

Mr. Nathan: You have to wonder whether portman's mother or grandmother had spent a night in Gloucester.

Ivan: I am lowkey concerned about Marquee 3... concerned about how Creepy Uncle Joe gonna sniff at my hair whenever we clinch.

Mr. Nathan: Then, you better teach him a lesson by demolishing his limbs.

Ivan: If he dares to sniff at me, I would shoulder strike him into concussion before even bringing him down. I feel bad for the thounsands of people that have to hear him moan inside the arena. But don't they worry....it would be over when..............OH.... looks who here!...... I had been awaiting your arrival, my brother.

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Vasiliy "Tsar" Kozlov (363994)

Vasiliy: Приветствую, Ivan. Do you understand the disappointment when I was expecting to fight the likes of John PG, Punch McDermott, and Ethan Hawk. Instead, Dave offered me to fight this Norwegian fool known as Toby Keith Yrkje. I will dominant against Toby on the ground, you might as well just call him Tsarina.

Ivan: Well, Tsarina Toby please be grateful as the only reason that you are qualified to fight at my undercard is because Vasiliy is not against the idea of possessing a male b*tch.

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Reporter: We are here with Norwegian MMA prospect Toby Keith Yrkje. Toby, first of all, do you really train here?

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The camera pans out, revealing that they are in a large barn. Rows of cattle can be seen behind TKY

 

TKY: Please, use my entire name.

Reporter: I beg you pardon?

 

TKY: My Christian name is Toby Keith Yrkje, not 'Toby', and I'll be addressed as such.

 

Reporter: Oo-kay... Anyways, Toby--

 

TKY: ...Keith Yrkje, yes.

 

Reporter: Right. You told us to meet you at your home gym out here in rural Norway, and to be honest I expected something a bit more, how do I say this, gym-like?

 

TKY: First of all, what do you mean, rural? I'll have you know that the nearest grocery store is right over there. Only a pleasant 5.6 km stroll away.

 

Reporter: That's pretty far awa--

 

TKY: IT WAS VOTED STORE OF THE YEAR IN 2014. STORE. OF. THE. YEAR.

 

Ahem.

 

Anyways, I don't see why I would ever need no fancy gym with fancy equipment or anything like that. I've got everything I ever need right here *gestures around the barn* and right here *awkwardly thumps his chest*. I work on the farm all day, and work on my skills at night.

 

For example, I got bashed up pretty good in my last fight, so I've been working on my boxing for the last couple of months.

 

Reporter: How, exactly, have you worked on your boxing?

 

TKY gives the camera a smirk, and decks one of the cows right in the face. The cow is unfazed, and keeps on chewing grass and bovinely staring into thin air

 

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TKY: Of course, I know I'm supposed to punch mitts, but that's pretty hard. Mittens keeps running away from me and I'm not fast enough to catch her.

 

Reporter: That's animal cruelty. You can't just go around hitting animals like that!

TKY: Ahem, excuse me, I don't JUST hit animals. I also hit people. Actually, I've been getting a lot of good sparring in at the local sluice dance leading up to this fight.

 

Reporter: You're a piece of shit.

 

TKY: And that Russian fella is already dead. Thanks for checking in, now kindly get the fuck out. Poppa's gotta train.

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Mr. Nathan [Advocate of Vasiliy "Tsar" Kozlov (363994)]

*Tweets*

Don't worry, Tsarina Toby. Once Vasiliy annihilates your dream at Marquee 3, you can give up that harsh and unbearable lifestyle to marry our King.

Vasiliy even told me that he is generous enough to buy you a cottage in Norway, where he will visit you once in a while to "spend the night".

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Reporter: How, exactly, have you worked on your boxing?

 

TKY gives the camera a smirk, and decks one of the cows right in the face. The cow is unfazed, and keeps on chewing grass and bovinely staring into thin air

 

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TKY: Of course, I know I'm supposed to punch mitts, but that's pretty hard. Mittens keeps running away from me and I'm not fast enough to catch her.

 

 

Dead.

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Burine Banko (363212)

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Looking forward to a refreshing time with Thomas

Denis White (363323)

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You sure ready for it Banko, we all cheering up for you and you bringing that W home.

Burine Banko (363212)

That's for sure Denis just too excited and can't wait to get in.

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Hahaha keep that Excitement in those fist and get it done early.

Nario Gwan (363236)

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Hey Guys how come no one called me up for the coffee.

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Gwan you where snoring too loud , that could mean only one thing exhausted hahaha,

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Thanks guys needed that sleep, that's what it takes to stay hardworking.

Banko 4 hours to go.

Burine Banko (363212)

You don't have to remind me Gwan don't you think I know that already. I am not thinking about that, you so lucky we are on the same team I should be whooping you out.

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In your dreams, don't let the sparring session deceive you I'm a beast when I am out there.

Burine Banko (363212)

Blaa! Blaa! Blaa! Excuse me Denis is time for my meditation won't let this self righteous Beast get me distracted .

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we got your back Banko, Gwan will always be Gwan we just have to keep loving him lol

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One luv Banko, keep the mirror in front of you

 

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Burine Banko (363212)

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Looking forward to a refreshing time with Thomas

Denis White (363323)

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You sure ready for it Banko, we all cheering up for you and you bringing that W home.

Burine Banko (363212)

That's for sure Denis just too excited and can't wait to get in.

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Hahaha keep that Excitement in those fist and get it done early.

Nario Gwan (363236)

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Hey Guys how come no one called me up for the coffee.

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Gwan you where snoring too loud , that could mean only one thing exhausted hahaha,

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Thanks guys needed that sleep, that's what it takes to stay hardworking.

Banko 4 hours to go.

Burine Banko (363212)

You don't have to remind me Gwan don't you think I know that already. I am not thinking about that, you so lucky we are on the same team I should be whooping you out.

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In your dreams, don't let the sparring session deceive you I'm a beast when I am out there.

Burine Banko (363212)

Blaa! Blaa! Blaa! Excuse me Denis is time for my meditation won't let this self righteous Beast get me distracted .

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we got your back Banko, Gwan will always be Gwan we just have to keep loving him lol

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One luv Banko, keep the mirror in front of you

 

Nario Gwan (363236)

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Denis did Banko just lost his fight after those talk about whooping me. dude you don't train on your fight day you rest save energy for a fight.

Denis White (363323)

Gwan this is not the right time for this discussion, losing a fight is hard enough to deal with

Nario Gwan (363236)

Well I have to say it as it his Denis , well you know Boss like consistence and he sure hates inconsistency. he had a game plan given to him , he disregards and just did what he wanted

Burine Banko (363212)

To hell with you Gwan, you such an arrogant being. we shall see what you will do in your next fight, I hope you get a salvation submission cos you don't deserve redemption

Denis White (363323)

Enough you two Dam it!

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Toby Keith Yrkje

 

Mr. Ashbourne has graciously allowed Vasiliy Kozlow to bring a gun into the cage, in order to even the odds. The initiative has been given the green light by government officials, and I would like to thank the Helsinki athletic commission for making my next fight less of a snoozefest.

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Vasiliy "Tsar" Kozlov (363994)

 

That's not a gun, my dear. That's the "love popsicle" that I have prepared for our honeymoon.

 

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Toby Keith Yrkje

 

I'm 19 years old, grew up in a barn and my closest neighbor was 2 miles away, and I still find your trash talk stale and uninspired.

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