Rambo Posted March 17, 2021 Report Share Posted March 17, 2021 Chris Karter (left) & Ibrahim Camara (right) form the most unlikely of duos as they prepare for a 5 vs 5 showdown against a division 4 alliance called the Naughty Crew. After knocking the AIDS out of Barney 5 seconds into the 1st round, and shutting down his big pharma pill mill in Brazil, a challenge was extended by Camara to the Naughty Crew alliance. Not one to turn down a proper sword fight, Chris Karter graciously accepted. ? But Barney will be too busy pooping AIDs out for the next week to accept the invitation. ?? (footage of Barney on the toilet) El Presidente of Brazil has appointed Karter as the last great white hope for their poor economically unstable country, and dubbed Karter a national HERO and SEX SYMBOL. Chris Karter makes a statement: "I have a lot of respect for several members of that alliance. It took me a lot of digging through the depths of division 3 and 4 to find them, but it turns out there's some good dudes over there: Randall, Alfred, Joe, Gunner, Shaun, class acts. Hell, besides myself Randall might be my favorite org owner. His pay is shit compared to Syn's but at least his event names are consistent. But I've been indiscriminately kicking ass and taking names since 2009, and tycoon knows that the GOAT is always down for a good sword fight. Remember kids, it's only gay if the balls touch." 2 11 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
762x39 Posted March 17, 2021 Report Share Posted March 17, 2021 You know I always jump at the chance to beat one of your fighters. I am in for sure. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Monsieur.Camara Posted March 17, 2021 Report Share Posted March 17, 2021 Oh boi the Beast from the East is here now. I hope you got strong 340k Karter because I certainly DON'T. Also, before I comment on this absolute cutie on the bottom row... is everyone there an adult by Canadian standards (18) ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted March 17, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2021 She's legal in a 3rd world gutter like Brazil. Otherwise you're probably not allowed within 1000 ft of her school zone. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted March 17, 2021 Report Share Posted March 17, 2021 Asking (for a friend) about Sum Yung Gui in the middle ... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleakardor Posted March 17, 2021 Report Share Posted March 17, 2021 So is this an alliance vs alliance thing then? I was trying to push out a team up.. but guess I'm not invited to the dance. lol Of course, I only have one 340k fighter that's in SFL.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Monsieur.Camara Posted March 18, 2021 Report Share Posted March 18, 2021 I'm up for whatever honestly but 2 teams will be so much easier to book since it will require some fighters to put their belts on hold in their respective orgs. I just chose the Naughtly Crew because I have a good friend (from outside MMAT) in their alliance and we discussed upcoming prospects on Tycoon Discord on weekends while watching UFC and they have quite a few very good fighters. Rishnikov at 340k and Joe River's 350k killer come to mind immediately. Also because Tex vs Barney is Aids seems like an easy 1st outta 5 fights to book since Barney has Aids can fight Tex again if Tex loses the belt next or if he defends since dominant champs are usually offered (out of respect after 7 win streak) an immediate rematch so even from an org POV it is a very doable fight. Hare Rumpler just graciously accepted in the lower classes to an immediate rematch. That would leave us with 4 other fights to book towards the 5v5 If anyone wants to join we can do 7v7 also , just post here and choose which team you want to join. If we get tons of people then we can revisit no? I don't wanna do alliances since there is already an alliance tourney in place, also this will not be creation this is grudge match. no coinflips here, 365k fighters and older I think should give us a big enough pool to choose from. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skizz81 Posted March 18, 2021 Report Share Posted March 18, 2021 I'm in with the Crew of course but all I have are 365's, so if we can make that work, I'm your Huckleberry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
762x39 Posted March 18, 2021 Report Share Posted March 18, 2021 I assume you are talking about Ralph McGuire, I will put him in for sure. I would think I can get him released for one fight if need be. But I am willing to go with any of my guys. 5 on 5 should work. If it is Ralph you want lets do it, if it is someone else just name them. I will warn you it would probably be better for you to stick to one of my guys that underperform like Bernhard or Bert or maybe Mike, you are going to need every edge you can get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted March 18, 2021 Report Share Posted March 18, 2021 56 minutes ago, Skizz81 said: I'm in with the Crew of course but all I have are 365's, so if we can make that work, I'm your Huckleberry 100% we will make it work. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted March 18, 2021 Report Share Posted March 18, 2021 42 minutes ago, 762x39 said: I assume you are talking about Ralph McGuire, I will put him in for sure. I would think I can get him released for one fight if need be. But I am willing to go with any of my guys. 5 on 5 should work. If it is Ralph you want lets do it, if it is someone else just name them. I will warn you it would probably be better for you to stick to one of my guys that underperform like Bernhard or Bert or maybe Mike, you are going to need every edge you can get. The comment about Ralph was about your alliance having very strong 340-365 representation. For this tournament we can use any of our fighters, as long as they are close in skill level and both managers agree I honestly don't care much about rank/hype and all that crap that usually dictates matchups. Should be a banger ! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted March 18, 2021 Report Share Posted March 18, 2021 Ok before we continue... CAN SOMEONE WALK ME THRU WTF IS HAPPENING IN THIS PIC? Left hand is a subtle boob tap, but .... right hand .... is that a FULL ON SQUEEZE? And... what's happening behind the scenes in the middle there? Blue dress is either waaaay too happy or $AMC TO DA MOON. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted March 18, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2021 5 fighters from Karter/Camara 5 fighters from Naughty Crew (Joe, Shaun, ?, ?, ?) 365K: Ray Luciano (CK) vs Gunnar Bloodaxe (Shaun) both signed to BLAZE 185 lb division. Joe we can do rematch of Kahn vs Maguire at Syn and/or Puno vs Big Kevin at SFL think easiest route would be getting all the available members of the crew who are willing to step in and fight for Barney's honor and then cipher through potential matchups after. Team Karter & Camara is standing at the table. We need to know who's sitting across from us to move forward. RIP barney ⚰ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skizz81 Posted March 18, 2021 Report Share Posted March 18, 2021 I know Optimus said he was in, so that's 3 for us so far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted March 18, 2021 Report Share Posted March 18, 2021 I want Andy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted March 18, 2021 Report Share Posted March 18, 2021 and Softman. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted March 18, 2021 Report Share Posted March 18, 2021 Fook it I want to fight everybody lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skizz81 Posted March 18, 2021 Report Share Posted March 18, 2021 20 minutes ago, Rambo said: 5 fighters from Karter/Camara 5 fighters from Naughty Crew (Joe, Shaun, ?, ?, ?) 365K: Ray Luciano (CK) vs Gunnar Bloodaxe (Shaun) both signed to BLAZE 185 lb division. Joe we can do rematch of Kahn vs Maguire at Syn and/or Puno vs Big Kevin at SFL think easiest route would be getting all the available members of the crew who are willing to step in and fight for Barney's honor and then cipher through potential matchups after. Team Karter & Camara is standing at the table. We need to know who's sitting across from us to move forward. RIP barney ⚰ I accept. Gunnar has a fight on the 25th, so depending on injuries and such he will be good to go a couple of weeks or less after that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted March 18, 2021 Report Share Posted March 18, 2021 Meanwhile.... Barney: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy808 Posted March 18, 2021 Report Share Posted March 18, 2021 55 minutes ago, Monsieur.Camara said: I want Andy. https://www.mmatycoon.com/scoutfight.php?fida=350467&fidb=350118 https://www.mmatycoon.com/scoutfight.php?fida=350750&fidb=352708 https://www.mmatycoon.com/scoutfight.php?fida=362597&fidb=361057 https://www.mmatycoon.com/scoutfight.php?fida=361132&fidb=362196 All our common IDs and w/c Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJMitchell Posted March 18, 2021 Report Share Posted March 18, 2021 2 hours ago, Monsieur.Camara said: Ok before we continue... CAN SOMEONE WALK ME THRU WTF IS HAPPENING IN THIS PIC? Left hand is a subtle boob tap, but .... right hand .... is that a FULL ON SQUEEZE? And... what's happening behind the scenes in the middle there? Blue dress is either waaaay too happy or $AMC TO DA MOON. My guy left room for Jesus on both hands 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB90 Posted March 18, 2021 Report Share Posted March 18, 2021 Jaxon "The Savage" Bremner 355066 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
762x39 Posted March 18, 2021 Report Share Posted March 18, 2021 6 hours ago, Rambo said: 5 fighters from Karter/Camara 5 fighters from Naughty Crew (Joe, Shaun, ?, ?, ?) 365K: Ray Luciano (CK) vs Gunnar Bloodaxe (Shaun) both signed to BLAZE 185 lb division. Joe we can do rematch of Kahn vs Maguire at Syn and/or Puno vs Big Kevin at SFL think easiest route would be getting all the available members of the crew who are willing to step in and fight for Barney's honor and then cipher through potential matchups after. Team Karter & Camara is standing at the table. We need to know who's sitting across from us to move forward. RIP barney ⚰ I am good with either fight, Ralph has a title defense scheduled and it is 30 days away, if you want to wait that long I will see about a release for a fight after. If not Kevin fights in 9 days. We can do that one sooner. We have talked about the fight with Ralph before, so even if it is not for this we will have to make that happen at some point. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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