MMADanaWhite Posted September 16, 2021 Report Share Posted September 16, 2021 Hello greetings, I would like to be part of the winning team that is none other than TEAM G WAD ? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterLeader Posted September 16, 2021 Report Share Posted September 16, 2021 2 hours ago, MMADanaWhite said: Hello greetings, I would like to be part of the winning team that is none other than TEAM G WAD ? Shut up Dana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwad12345 Posted September 16, 2021 Report Share Posted September 16, 2021 2 hours ago, MMADanaWhite said: Hello greetings, I would like to be part of the winning team that is none other than TEAM G WAD ? This guy gets it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterLeader Posted September 16, 2021 Report Share Posted September 16, 2021 2 minutes ago, gwad12345 said: This guy gets it. Downvote if Team G Wad sucks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwad12345 Posted September 16, 2021 Report Share Posted September 16, 2021 4 minutes ago, MasterLeader said: Downvote if Team G Wad sucks Up voted this to show my team is the greatest. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterLeader Posted September 16, 2021 Report Share Posted September 16, 2021 2 minutes ago, gwad12345 said: Up voted this to show my team is the greatest. Up voted this to show my team is not phased by your reverse psychology Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMADanaWhite Posted September 16, 2021 Report Share Posted September 16, 2021 Master Leader (100050) don't get me wrong, you're a good player, but G Wad (88365) is more than good, he's a crack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwad12345 Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 Just one week until Butch and I wipe the remnants of Master Bater's team off the face of the earth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwad12345 Posted October 1, 2021 Report Share Posted October 1, 2021 And the winner of the Third Reich Bounty Award goes to a certain legendary manager, who's well-known for his charisma, quick wit and sexual prowess. https://mmatycoon.com/fightcommentary.php?FTID=1059594 SIDE NOTE: Isn't it so crazy how the last 'man' standing from Master Bater's team of losers, junkies and fascists is a guy who learned everything about creation tournaments from me? ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterLeader Posted October 1, 2021 Report Share Posted October 1, 2021 Another snooze fest for Hole Reemer - and I can see he learnt all there is from you, your builds are identical! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saklain Posted October 1, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2021 ITS ONN!!! Team G Wads very own Hole Reemer will go up against Optimal MMA Picks's Bruzor Szalai, from Team Master Leader to crown the first ever TUF Winner in MMA Tycoon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwad12345 Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 3 hours ago, MasterLeader said: Another snooze fest for Hole Reemer - and I can see he learnt all there is from you, your builds are identical! Fascinatingly incorrect take, but thanks for playin' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The1rstSaint Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 Truth be told I am a Zombie and could have easily just eaten Bruzor, but he really did a number on me. I think he knocked one of my eyeballs clean out. Congrats! maybe we will meet again in the distant future/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptimalMMAPicks Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 Poor G Spot. Can you imagine how upset he's going to be? Losing his second Creation Tourney final in the space of 6 months against Team Optimal. Come to think of it, he really hasn't been the same since that first encounter, going down a path of destruction and passive aggression at the expense of his fellow tycooners. A short message from your TUF Season 1 winner: Bruzor Szalai "I will go easy win" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwad12345 Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 13 hours ago, OptimalMMAPicks said: Poor G Spot. Can you imagine how upset he's going to be? Losing his second Creation Tourney final in the space of 6 months against Team Optimal. Come to think of it, he really hasn't been the same since that first encounter, going down a path of destruction and passive aggression at the expense of his fellow tycooners. A short message from your TUF Season 1 winner: Bruzor Szalai "I will go easy win" You got the name of your team right, I'll give you that. Once I've re-composed myself from the months-long running joke that has been Master Leader captaining anything in Tycoon. I'll see if I can focus on this fight. But to be honest, for me the tournament is basically over. The Turd Reich has been utterly defeated. This fight is essentially G Wad vs. G Wad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saklain Posted October 14, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2021 TUF SEASON 1 - FINAL PRESS CONFERENCE WITH SPEACIAL GUEST - COACH MASTER LEADER TUF Moderator: Welcome to the Press Conference of TUF Season 1 presented by Blaze Entertainment! We are in the final stage of this tournament where we have Coach G Wads very own, Hole Reemer, facing off against Optimals, Bruzor Szalai, who is representing Coach Master Leader I will start off with G Wad What do you make of Optimals impressive 4-0 record in this tournament so far? G Wad: Well, this is a team effort after all so Optimal has greatly benefited from the sound advice and motivation of Master... GWad breaks down in hysterical laughter. After a solid 20 seconds, onlookers begin to worry he's having a stroke Master Leader: I didn’t realise you were telepathic G Wad. Optimal is a fantastic manager, hence why I drafted him. We have discussed strategy throughout (especially early stage), but given his track record I’ve let him use his intellect for the most part G Wad What is this guy even doing here? I honestly didn't even know ML would be here lmao Master Leader You tell me - if you didn’t get lucky in our first fight, I’m sure you would be here if we didn’t already blow out your team Heavy handed + exceptional strength + high damage VS no chin and no chin wins = incredible luck G Wad It was quite lucky of me to be matched up against a guy who thought it would be a good idea to train punches before facing my grappler, you're right Master Leader 7 head punches landed. Oh yeah thanks for reminding me - exceptional punches G Wad If you had trained something to do with grappling instead, 99% of the fight might not have been spent on your back TUF Moderator Question for Optimal What do you see out of your fighters opponent, Hole Reemer? Optimal Bruzor stares blankly into thin air before mumbling in Hungarian to his translator “Bruzor said he sees many holes in Mr. Reemer’s game. He says his opponent has done nothing but crotch sniff for his last 30 minutes inside the cage, and that his first name is fitting” G Wad "My name is actually Alfred, it's just that I really like to-" Hole starts to say before being silenced by a snap of the fingers from the man, the myth, the legend G Wad. "Very insightful comment" says G Wad, addressing Bruzor. TUF Moderator Question for both fighters *Here comes Blaze King onto the stage stumbling and tripping over the stairs. He interrupts the moderator and says "I was broke before but now I've gotten quite rich hehe. Awkward silence "Ok, so I am increasing the prize money for the winner to 1 MILLION DOLLARS!!!" Master Leader 1 million as winning team manager sounds about right *Blaze King looks in his pocket and awkwardly scratches his head and runs.* *Security grabs Blaze King back on stage. It sure looks like he doesn't have any more money to give to the winning team coach.* TUF Moderator What a way to start off this press conference! Anyways, the question I have for both managers is what does this win mean for you? G Wad This win would be the culmination of all my efforts as mentor and strategist. It would show that GWad's knowledge and experience in creation tournaments is second to none. Indeed, Optimal winning would be a true testament to my leadership abilities. On the other hand, it would also be nice if my own fighter wins. TUF Moderator Also, I would like to add on to the question for Optimal Would beating the coach of the opposite team make your victory even sweeter? Optimal This win would complete a hat-trick of tourney wins this year. First, League of Madness, second Birth of a Warrior... as Optimal speaks, Bruzor reaches into his pocket and withdraws a knuckle duster, laying it on the table infront of him. He turns to Reemer and grunts And on October 22nd, i'll seal the deal with a third tourney win thanks to Bruzor. Knocking GWad down a peg or two in the process would be pretty sweet. All the while, Bruzor hasn't broken his stare. He scoffs aggressively at Reemer "how about we have go real fight right now?" *Both fighters get up and are now going at it. Security has been down for this Press Conference since Blaze King decided to step up the prize money. Chairs and tables are being thrown, ABSOLUTE MAYHEM! They are finally able to calm both fighters down and separate these two.* TUF Moderator Ok, can we get 1 more word from Master Leader before the fighters do a face off. As a coach, what has been your message to Bruzor going into the TUF Finals? Master Leader Get training def grap / TDD and keep doing what you’re doing! Reemer stands no chance against the Hungarian powerhouse Bruzor - I’ve got a gift for you It’s your very own Hungarian Vizsla Optimal ”psst. He’s training for the Clinch” Optimal whispers over to coach Master Leader, before realizing he’s audible to everyone *Final face off here we go. Bruzor reaches for his knuckle duster before security stops him. Both fighters are looking at each others eyes intensely. This will be a fight to remember. 1 million dollars on the line and the chance to make history as the very first MMA Tycoon TUF Champion!* TUF Moderator: Can we get some final predictions for the fight? Master Leader Bruzor KO with his first punch of the fight (like what Sampson should’ve done) G Wad G Wad's mentoring brilliance will shine through in this fight. You don't think training punches would be the optimal (pardon the wordplay) thing to do? TUF Moderator Any final words Optimal? Optimal: Best of luck to G Spot under the new mentorship of Kishion Matthew 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwad12345 Posted October 15, 2021 Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 Optimal joined super wolf fudge pack? That's so precious. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptimalMMAPicks Posted October 15, 2021 Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 7 hours ago, gwad12345 said: Optimal joined super wolf fudge pack? That's so precious. Sorry to disappoint, the stepmums didn’t interest me. We were happy to donate Kstacks as a hand-me-down though. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwad12345 Posted October 15, 2021 Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 5 hours ago, OptimalMMAPicks said: Sorry to disappoint, the stepmums didn’t interest me. We were happy to donate Kstacks as a hand-me-down though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saklain Posted October 22, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2021 HOLE REEMER DEF BRUZOR SZALAI IN DOMINATING FASHION TO BECOME THE FIRST EVER BLAZE ENTERTAINMENT TUF WINNER! https://ibb.co/NKcGyv3 THIS ALSO MEANS THAT TEAM G WAD NOT ONLY WINS THE TOURNAMENT BUT COACH G WAD LEADS HIS TEAM TO VICTORY! WHAT AN IMPRESSIVE SHOWING OF LEADERSHIP! https://ibb.co/NKcGyv3 $1 Million dollars will be given to G Wad along with 15k to each winning manager of Team G Wad Season 2 will be coming soon... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwad12345 Posted October 22, 2021 Report Share Posted October 22, 2021 Tuna-loving Fake Finns, Turd Reich Alfreds and all the rest take notice of what happens when you tango with G Wad. I'm just lucky Hole Reemer never had to face anyone from my own team. That may actually have been a challenge. If this happens again, I'm willing to entertain the possibility of coaching, but not if Master Bater is my opponent. He may be a masochist but I'm not a sadist. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterLeader Posted October 22, 2021 Report Share Posted October 22, 2021 Congrats to Team G Wad / G Wad - Reemer did a great job throughout, neutralising both mine and Optimal’s strikers. And to my team - sorry I couldn’t deliver the results, but amazing performance by Optimal to get to the final. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfred Posted October 22, 2021 Report Share Posted October 22, 2021 This is like if Harry and Marv had got their hands on Kevin before the police arrive. A truly disgusting and horrible end to this whole affair. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwad12345 Posted October 22, 2021 Report Share Posted October 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Alfred said: This is like if Harry and Marv had got their hands on Kevin before the police arrive. A truly disgusting and horrible end to this whole affair. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptimalMMAPicks Posted October 22, 2021 Report Share Posted October 22, 2021 Congratulations on the win RNGwad! You're about 10% of the way to earning a spot in our alliance. Keep up the great work! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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