Guest Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 Dude, if you're going to post multiple jokes just put them in one post. If you want to stick to the one joke per post format, at least wait until someone else replies first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Note Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 But that way his post count won't go up as much! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 You know the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? They're based on a true story. Chuck Norris once ate a turtle, and when he crapped it out, it was 6 feet tall and knew karate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 Dude, if you're going to post multiple jokes just put them in one post. If you want to stick to the one joke per post format, at least wait until someone else replies first. Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 But that way his post count won't go up as much! check the 1001 things... thread. do u feel a teeny bit silly now? As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 Dude, if you're going to post multiple jokes just put them in one post. If you want to stick to the one joke per post format, at least wait until someone else replies first. After moaning about this thread, post 12, and insulting the OP, post 17, you're now policing it? If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bc Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 Chuck Norris beat Rickson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 Chuck Norris beat Rickson. Lol, by round-house armbar. It's scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a father. The most likely scenario is that he went back in time and fathered himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyBlayze Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 Haven't been following this thread, but: http://i.imgur.com/XbLaI.jpg Chuck Norris is my mom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 Haven't been following this thread, but: http://i.imgur.com/XbLaI.jpg Chuck Norris is my mom. I like that song. Someone tried to Rick Roll Chuck Norris once via an internet link. The person who sent it spontaneously combusted when Chuck realized what had happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 Haven't been following this thread, but: http://i.imgur.com/XbLaI.jpg Chuck Norris is my mom. Chuck Norris is my mom AND my dad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 Chuck Norris knows more than five platonic solids. No? Too geeky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 Chuck Norris knows more than five platonic solids. No? Too geeky? Lol, nah, I geddit. My own made up Chuck Norris joke: Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris Ha ha, your intellectual angle has inspired me to another Chuck Norris joke, behold: How the earth starting spinning on it's axis baffled philosophers and scientists for millenia. Then they saw a Chuck Norris round-house kick and had their answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j666 Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j666 Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 the new york yankees use chuck norris' foreskin to cover the field during a rain delay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j666 Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 chuck norris knows exactly where carmen san diego is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j666 Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 chuck norris doesn't masturbate, he rapes his hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j666 Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 HOW'S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j666 Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 THAT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j666 Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 FOR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j666 Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 MULTIPLE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j666 Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 POSTS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misfire200 Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 *chuckles* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 After moaning about this thread, post 12, and insulting the OP, post 17, you're now policing it? If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you. I didn't moan about the thread, I was reacting to the OPs statement that "only people above a certain age will get the point of this thread". That statement was the only reason I even made that post - I honestly don't care if you guys want to make jokes, I'm not going to stop you from having your sense of humor, but when someone says some bullshit I'm going to call them out on it. And how exactly did I insult him? Last time I checked, he's the one who told backelie to pull a stick out of his ass, I simply said that his behavior wasn't going to make him any friends. If me saying that no one found him funny (and at the time no one expressed that they did) is what you're referring to, how is that an insult? Some people are funny, some people aren't, and it's all a matter of opinion. As for policing the thread, I'm not, and all the "forum police" stuff is bullshit, to begin with. I know I'm not a mod and I'm not trying to somehow get myself into position to be one, I'm just sharing basic forum etiquette. As I've said before, the odd multiple post is fine, but what reason does someone have to post three or four jokes in separate posts within a few minutes of each other? To get his post count up? POSTS? As for you, if you're trying to rile me up you're failing, because I just find it funny when you do it. You just have to make your point (whatever it is this time, I don't know - multiple posting isn't hurting anyone, I'm guessing?) and stick it to authority (since I am the forum police, after all). http://www.tamiu.edu/adminis/police/siren.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j666 Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 i like how "failing" makes it sound more serious lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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