Guest Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 Showers take a Chuck Norris, not the other way around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse. A horse is hung like Chuck Norris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 Chuck Norris counted to Infinity. Twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. If you can see Chuck Norris that means he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you are only moments away from death. Chuck Norris sued NBC claiming that Law & Order were the names of his left and right legs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 The folks from Gillette wanted to use Chuck Norris as a spokesperson and have him shave his beard to show how good their razors were. He killed every last one of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 chuck norris got ko'd by bruce lee!!!! did i do this right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 chuck norris got ko'd by bruce lee!!!! did i do this right? No, it would go something like this: Chuck Norris got ko'd by Bruce Lee, then Bruce Lee died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backelie Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 One time someone asked a mod to Please move this topic out of Game Discusson, and Chuck Norris cried because his kicks couldn't move the thread one bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 or this Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misfire200 Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 One time someone asked a mod to Please move this topic out of Game Discusson, and Chuck Norris cried because his kicks couldn't move the thread one bit. Nice one, but yeah needs to go to normal discussion, unless you want to talk about his son Buck Norris in Rising Sun=P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 One time someone asked a mod to Please move this topic out of Game Discusson, and Chuck Norris cried because his kicks couldn't move the thread one bit. This thread once got onto page 2 in the forum. Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the thread and it became a sticky topic on the front page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 One time someone asked a mod to Please move this topic out of Game Discusson, and Chuck Norris cried because his kicks couldn't move the thread one bit. look, you have the choice to click and read or to ignore and move on.stop being a spoilt brat and move on. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backelie Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 The forum is divided into sections for good reason. look, you have the choice to click and read or to ignore and move on.stop being a spoilt brat and move on. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is. You have the choice to act like an adult and not flame people but failed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 The forum is divided into sections for good reason. You have the choice to act like an adult and not flame people but failed. Can I see your Forum Police Badge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 The forum is divided into sections for good reason. You have the choice to act like an adult and not flame people but failed. little boy, if i flamed you you would die in your sleep. For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 24, 2010 Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 You two really have horrible attitudes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 24, 2010 Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 You two really have horrible attitudes. I know right? Can't everyone just get along? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 24, 2010 Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 I know right? Can't everyone just get along? no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 24, 2010 Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 24, 2010 Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 I enjoy a good Chuck Norris joke as much as the next guy but Backelie is right. This forum is divided into sections and as this thread did start a game discussion it has now evolved into general discussion and should be moved to the appropriate section of the forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 24, 2010 Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 I enjoy a good Chuck Norris joke as much as the next guy but Backelie is right. This forum is divided into sections and as this thread did start a game discussion it has now evolved into general discussion and should be moved to the appropriate section of the forum. Look guys, I get it. The moderators patrol the forums daily I'm sure. They will move the thread if they want, but people coming this thread just to say "this thread should be moved" is just being a jerk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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