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JAG is one of the only orgs I WONT sign with....I helped start that org and when I saw how Nate was using his own fighters as can fights and helping his friends to get easy fights I quit working there....maybe things are different now...but I doubt it...once a scumbag always a scumbag I have learned over the decades.....

INFERNO COMBAT SERIES: ICS 16 PREVIEW WOMBLEY ARENA Xavier: Good evening ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to Inferno Combat Series and specifically, welcome to ICS 16! In the booth with me tonight is the overly protected, Furious Styles! Styles: You know what it is, X! We can’t be too careful with the COVID-19 deal very prominently on everyone’s minds! I’m just taking precautions to make sure I keep myself together! I know we’re not supposed to gather in large numbers but, then again, when have die hard MMA fans ever listened to the rules of society!? Mixed martial arts themselves are seen as anti-establishment because they take fighting to a new level, so it fits the entire structure! Xavier: That’s very true, Styles, so I won’t argue that point at all! I know we’re all being extra careful these days plus different cities and states have issued “stay at home” orders, but, as you said, the MMA community tends to be rebellious so here we are with 93,607 crazy and wild MMA fans! Everyone was screened when they arrived and there are numerous medical personnel in the arena with hazmat suits and medication at the ready, so we’ll handle any situations that arise as best as possible! In the meantime, Inferno Combat Series has another action-packed night of fights to bring to all of you! Two titles will be on the line tonight and, overall, we’ll be seeing two Featherweight fights, three Lightweight fights with one of them for the Lightweight title, two Middleweight fights, two Light Heavyweight fights with one of them for the Light Heavyweight title, and one Heavyweight fight! Styles: That’s one sweet lineup of excellent brutality, so let’s get right down to it! The initiating match tonight belongs to Jalaluddin Aziz and Ramon Carlos! Aziz, and I have to wonder if he’s related to the comedian Aziz in any way, steps into combat with a 17-11 record! Representing the LEGION OF DOOM and battling out of Jalalabad, Afghanistan, Aziz has world class boxing ability grouped with excellent grappling and black belt BJJ skills, so he’s comfortable in any facet of combat, specifically on the ground! “The Hashassin”, a nickname I dig, by the way, X, has had a multitude of managers throughout his career, a sign that despite being skilled, it’s been a bit difficult for managers to know exactly what they’re capable of doing while guiding this warrior. A 6-fight win streak has been his best and he does have multiple championships to his credit, so he has had a successful career! However, his recent struggles have been evident and he’s currently riding a 3-fight losing streak, which, obviously, isn’t the direction he wants to go! He’s proven that he can knock opponents out in the standup as well as by grounding and pounding them, so Carlos will have to pick his poison, so to speak, in terms o how he wants to approach this fight! For Aziz, I believe the best approach to victory over Carlos is to get this fight on the horizontal plane as soon as possible! Aziz is the taller man, but he obviously has the ground skills to make any man tap out so look for him to do exactly that tonight against Carlos! Aziz may very well have to counterattack Carlos because he doesn’t want to get into a toe-to-toe confrontation tonight! Counterattacking Carlos will enable Aziz to dictate the space and pace of this fight and once he gets the fight to the ground, he can pick up the pace with his attempt to finish this fight! Aziz wins by submission! Xavier: “El Rattlesnakeo” Carlos is an even 4-4 entering this fight so he immediately is at a major disadvantage in terms of in-cage combat! It’s pretty unusual for a 32-year-old fighter to have only stepped into combat eight times but it is what it is! This warrior from Juarez, Mexico, also has had number of managers throughout his career. He has managed to win 4-fights in a row over the course of two managers, but lately he’s struggled quite a bit and has lost his last 3-fights in a row! He’s going to have to really step his game up here tonight if he wants to stop the current slide he’s on and to do that, he’s going to have to rely on his world class boxing and muay thai skills! He should have enough grappling ability to prevent Aziz from taking him to the mat very easily but that’s just an estimate, of course! Carlos has BJJ skills, don’t get me wrong, but they’re just not on the level that Aziz’s skills are and that’s no secret. Keeping this fight vertical is the best approach for Carlos to stop his losing streak and emerge as the winner tonight! In general, Carlos either wins a fight by knocking out his opponent or he gets knocked out by his opponent! This aggressive approach has won over some fans, but he’s paid the price for that approach by being knocked out in each of his last three losses! Carlos is going to have to make sure he keeps his chin tucked and he avoids any haymakers Aziz throws in an attempt to catch Carlos by surprise before going for any takedowns he seeks! Carlos will have to unleash that aggression and he may even opt to lock Aziz into a clinch to help keep the fight in the standup while unleashing as much damage as he can to not only sway the fight in his favor but to also prevent any takedown attempts from Aziz! Carlos’ standup skills will enable him to keep this fight vertical and he’ll wear Aziz down for the knockout win tonight! PREDICTIONS: Xavier – Carlos by KO; Styles – Aziz by Submission Xavier: The next combatants into the cage will be Nigel Benn Jr. and Andriy Voronin! Benn Jr. is a highly skilled warrior who has battled his way to a 23-16 overall record! The LEGION OF DOOM representative hailing from Mayfair in the UK has world class written all over him! He’s only had two managers through his career, so stability is definitely an important factor for him plus he’s had a winning streak of 7-fights in a row, proving that he knows how to get the job done in that cage! Much to my surprise, he hasn’t won a championship yet, an indication that in this industry, being highly skilled isn’t always an automatic making of a champion! Timing is a very important factor in becoming a champion and though it hasn’t been his time yet, don’t dismiss the potential of him earning a championship before the sun sets on his career! He’s never lost more than 3-fights in a row and he’ll obviously want to turn things around as quickly as possible here tonight to avoid potentially dropping two fights in a row! His most recent loss snapped a 4-fight win streak, so he definitely wants to get back into that groove again as soon as possible! With the exception of bleeding out or bleeding an opponent out, he’s won and lost in every type of way! Benn Jr. is the heavier of the two fighters so he may want to get this fight to the ground when an opportunity presents itself because he could lean his weight on Voronin and tire him out while making him defend against transitions and submissions! While in the standup aspect off this fight, Benn Jr. will have no difficulties adjusting to Voronin and can even land some solid strikes to set Voronin up for the takedown that Benn Jr. seeks! Once Benn Jr. lands the takedown then he’s going to take his time to position himself into dominant position to lock in any number of submissions that Voronin won’t be able to defend and will eventually have to tap out to! Styles: Voronin is 20-12-2 overall, X, so he’s definitely seen it all and has done it all! There’s nothing that Benn Jr. will do that will catch Voronin off guard and that comfort level and confidence is what’s going to be the keys for Voronin tonight! The Kiev, Ukraine product is with his second management team and a 5-fight winning streak is his longest so far! He’s never lost more than 3-fights in a row and that’s a testament to his training, skill and will! He recently had back-to-back wars with Bjorn Ragnar, the first encounter ending in a draw, much to the chagrin of both fighters, and the second time around, Ragnar defeated Voronin by unanimous decision at ICS 11! Looking to rebound from that loss tonight, Voronin is going to have to work hard to prevent Benn Jr. from dragging him to the mat but he definitely has the ability to do just that! One advantage that Voronin has over Benn Jr. is championship experience! Voronin won his first title by defeating Dave Wearmouth via Triangle Armbar at CCF FN 15: Wearmouth versus Veronin! He won a second title when he defeated Dan McClain at Pride FC6 by TKO in the 4th round! Veronin is going to have to utilize that championship mettle in this fight if he wants to emerge as the victor! He’s proven that he can end an opponent early in the standup, so I look for him to be aggressive with his power striking to try and test Benn Jr.’s chin early and often! Veronin may even opt to take a counterattacking approach to this fight so he can try and gauge the aggression level and standup skill capabilities that Benn Jr. has. If Veronin can land timely power strikes while avoiding absorbing damage to his chin, he wins this fight by knockout! PREDICTIONS: Styles – Veronin by KO; Xavier – Benn Jr. by Submission Styles: Braullio Escobar and Mark Steve are the next lions to enter the cage for battle! “Bang” Escobar, hopefully no relation to Pablo Escobar, because if he is related to him, damn, things around here are going to get a whole lot scarier and pressured, steps into this fight with a 22-10-1 overall record! This member of The Evil Empire from Mexico City has had a multitude of managers over the course of his career, and amongst those changes he’s managed to win 8-fights in a row! The good news about that winning streak is it has been achieved while with his current management team, so they’ve obviously found their chemistry and training regimen that achieves success! Toss in the fact he’s won a championship and you have an accomplished fighter that has done it all except win or lose by TKO due to cuts! He’s lost 3-fights in a row only once and that’s a nod to his abilities and will to win. He lost his most recent battle by unanimous decision to Gabriel Arones at ICS Leapyear so he’s obviously looking to recapture winning momentum and get back into the win column! Over the course of his career, he’s knocked out a good number of opponents but he’s also suffered some knockout defeats, so he’s going to have to keep his striking defense sharp, his feet moving, his head bobbing, and avoid getting chin checked in the early part of this fight! As long as he manages to do that, he has as very good chance of ending this fight early because he can land some devastating shots early and he can test Steve’s ability to absorb damage to his chin! He’ll probably take the counterattack approach to this fight because Steve is renowned for his skill level and abilities in the cage! As long as Escobar keeps his wits about him, he has a chance to make Steve go to sleep early and prevent numerous “what if” scenarios as this fight progresses! In a very tough fight, Escobar wins this brawl by knockout! Xavier: “Glass Hands” Steve of C$ntmaras Doom brings a 23-10 overall record into the cage with him tonight. Steve has trained his way to very high levels and he’s a menace in the standup! His grappling is world class as well and he has a brown belt in BJJ, but his preferred method of combat is the vertical brutality! There have been a number of management teams throughout Steve’s career and through all of them, his best winning streak to date has been 7 fights in a row! He’s never lost three fights in a row, so his defensive skills are obviously excellent and his desire to win is very strong! Steve has caused many an opponent to take an early nap so when he’s able to land that nasty KO power early, he wrecks whatever and whoever he hits! Escobar will definitely have to make sure his striking defense is on point because if not, his chin is definitely going to pay one hell of a price! Let’s not overlook the fact that, despite this man being able to drop hammers for fists in the cage, he’s also suffered some painful defeats as well! Steve is definitely aggressive and has no qualms about standing toe-to-toe with anyone, but he will have to ensure he doesn’t get caught by a punch he doesn’t see coming because that could end his night rather abruptly! It’s imperative that Steve keep this fight on its feet and if he has to lock Escobar in a clinch and keep the fight there then that’s what he’ll do! He’s slightly taller and lighter than Escobar so he could stay on the outside and use the assumed speed advantage to continually jab away at Escobar to prevent him from going for takedowns as well as scoring points on the judges’ scorecards. Once Escobar gets close enough, Steve can unload a crushing kick to Escobar’s legs or torso and make Escobar think about trying a different approach to a takedown. As long as Steve is able to find his rhythm and range, he’s going to win this fight by knockout! PREDICTIONS: Xavier – Steve by KO; Styles – Escobar by Submission Xavier: The next rams to butt heads in the cage will be Sasha Beliy and Anti Half Assed! “The Nomad” Beliy brings a 19-13 overall record into this fight. The Limitless representative from San Bernardino was fortunate that Governor Newsom allowed him to leave California for this fight with the statewide lockdown imposed! This 30-year-old brawler is with his second management team and currently, the longest winning streak he’s established is 5-fights in a row! A 3-fight losing streak is his longest but that’s only happened once. Ironically enough, the three losses in a row are what he’s dealing with currently so, obviously, he wants to get off the snide and avoid losing a fourth fight in a row! He does have championship experience on his pedigree and that’s very valuable as we’ve spoken of before. When his fists are flying and making high impact, he’s a dangerous striker who can quickly and aggressively end any fight he’s in! Beliy has proven that he can also knock out an opponent with his educated feet and he does have a head kick knockout to his credit as well, so Assed can’t lapse on defense at all! Keep in mind, however, that Beliy has suffered some harsh damage from his straight-forward style of fighting through the knockouts he’s suffered. Assed definitely knows this and will do his best to exploit Beliy’s damaged chin as fast as he can. Beliy is smaller and lighter than Assed so he should have the speed advantage in this fight. If that’s the case, then Beliy could very well opt to try and lock Assed in a clinch and keep him there to avoid seeing if he can stand up to Assed’s black belt in BJJ! Beliy wins this fight by keeping it standing and taking advantage of his abilities there. Beliy will knock Assed out! Styles: Assed, who has quite a name and it makes me wonder what his parents were thinking unless he legally changed his name once he turned 18, steps into combat with a 15-8-1 overall record! The YABAI alliance member from Bay Pines is a solid all-around fighter, especially for being 27-years old. Assed is younger and doesn’t have quite as much fighting experience, but I believe he has enough to match wits with Beliy! Assed favors the submission aspect of combat but does have some knockout power so Beliy can’t underestimate that! Assed is with his second management team and so far in his career, he’s been able to put together a 6-fight win streak while his longest losing streak has been two in a row, and that was recent! Assed has shown solid defensive abilities and he’s also able to finish a fight quickly or he can withstand the battle of attrition by controlling the action on the ground, establishing the pace, and frustrating opponents while keeping himself safe and ahead on the judges’ scorecards. If Assed can perform these very same set of actions against Beliy then he’ll place himself in excellent position to absorb minimal damage while pushing himself ahead on the scorecards and potentially forcing Beliy to tap out to ground and pound or a submission hold! Getting Beliy to the ground may prove to be quite the difficult undertaking for Assed so in my opinion, his best approach will be to counterattack! He’ll need to feint and make Beliy give him an opening he can work with to shoot in and score the takedown. Once Assed is able to successfully counterattack his way inside of Beliy’s defenses and drags this fight to the ground, it’ll only be a matter of time before Assed is able to lock Beliy into a submission hold and secure the tap out! PREDICTIONS: Styles – Assed by Submission; Xavier – Beliy by KO Styles: The action continues as Mike Murhaa and Tony Monteiro step into the cage across from one another! Murhaa steps into combat with a 14-11 record, so his struggles are well documented, but he has the heart of a lion and refuses to quit! The Finnish LEGION OF DOOM member from Sjk has world class grappling skills which have enabled him to achieve victories by getting opponents to the mat and taking control there, especially with positioning. Against Monteiro, his best bet is to definitely try and get this fight to the ground where he can go for a quick submission or ground-and-pound win because the longer this fight occurs, the more possibility that Monteiro snatches the momentum from Murhaa! Murhaa has unleashed and absorbed a lot of damage so he’s going to need to have his defenses very sharp during this fight! There’s no doubt in my mind that Monteiro will go for a fast knockout so Murhaa’s going to have to use Monteiro’s energy and aggression against him. If Murhaa can’t figure out a way to stand toe-to-toe with Monteiro then, obviously, the only other option is to counterattack him and hope he presents the opening Murhaa wants so he can get this fight off its feet! By combining defense, intelligence and pure desire, Murhaa can will himself to the win by locking in the submission finish! Xavier: The green-bearded “Black Mamba” brings a 21-17 overall record into this fight. He obviously has the combat experience as well as the age experience, and if he’s able to combine those two factors, let alone his world class skill level in every facet of combat, he’ll emerge the winner of this fight! He’s much lighter than Murhaa and that should, at least on the surface, give him the speed advantage. Since he’s slightly taller, having that speed advantage will only emphasize Monteiro’s standup skills but, then again, Monteiro can get the job done anywhere at any time! He’s had three previous management teams work with him and through it all, his longest winning streak has been 6-fights in a row! Unfortunately for him, his longest losing streak has been 5-fights in a row, and he currently had a 2-fight winning streak snapped at the hands of Monte Zuma at CED 695 by second-round knockout! Monteiro’s obviously disappointed with those results, especially for a man of his skill level, but that’s an indication of the amount of damage he’s taken during his career! Taking a closer look, you’ll see that he’s been knocked out a number of times so it’s evident that he doesn’t want to test his luck against Murhaa’s punching power! With that in mind, Monteiro could very well look to take this fight to the ground and try to get the finish there because will enable him to protect his chin much better plus he may be able to out-grapple Murhaa and that, in turn, will allow Monteiro to better control the action and he can look for dominant positions before going for the finish! Monteiro does have championship experience as well and he can rely on that if and when he gets into trouble during this battle! Monteiro wins this fight by submission! PREDICTIONS: Xavier – Monteiro by Submission; Styles – Murhaa by Submission Xavier: The next two combatants to step into the cage will be Casper Timmermans and William Wallace! “Ol Skool” Timmermans from Gent, Belgium, and representing the Keyboard Warriors, has amassed a 27-16-1 record! He’s also 4-1 in the KT circuit so I give credit where credit is due! Timmermans is currently with his second management team and at this point in his career, the best win streak he’s established has been 7-fights in a row! On the flip side, his longest losing streak is 3-fights in a row. Timmermans is a multi-time champion and that experience is definitely invaluable! Over his long career, he’s only been knocked out twice so that’s a testament to his strong chin, work ethic, training and defensive capabilities! He’s won every type of way there is so he can adapt very well to any given situation, and his experience will allow him to stay calm and relax under duress! He looked sharp when he battled Guillermo Pato in the King of the Mountain Tournament Final by knocking him out in the first round! Lately, the majority of his victories have been by way of unanimous decision, so the battle of patience and wills is one he knows how to win. If need be, he can slow the fight down a great deal and frustrate Wallace while doing so! I think Timmermans will be very aggressive in trying to get this fight to the ground because he can definitely protect himself while this fight is horizontal plus his world class grappling and brown belt BJJ skills should enable him to transition into more dominant positions smoother and thus, he can potentially finish this fight quickly if he can get Wallace to cooperate, so to speak, and make this a ground-based fight. If that happens, Timmermans will win this battle by making Wallace tapout! Styles: “Braveheart” Wallace is an unusually built fighter, X! He has large, long arms with thick forearms, and he uses said long arms to be a very effective and strong striker! He has Golden Gloves boxing skills and world class muay thai skills, and he’ll need to use those skills against Timmermans tonight! Wallace will need to keep his feet moving and look out for potential attempts at clinching by Timmermans because if he lets Timmermans lock him in a clinch, Wallace could very well be in trouble tonight! In my opinion, Wallace’s best option is to counterattack Timmermans and stick-and-move so he doesn’t get locked into a clinch. Wallace has had a few instances of winning 4-fights in a row so he knows how to use those long arms when he can establish his range and timing! Those thick arms carry quite a wallop and Timmermans could be in for a long night if he doesn’t keep his head on a swivel! Wallace has dished out a very good amount of damage but he has also absorbed a good amount, so he’ll have to be carefully aggressive because if he overdoes it, Timmermans can turn the lights off quickly and Wallace will be in for a disappointing night! We all know the Scotsman who represents C$ntmaras Doom doesn’t want that! He recently had a two-fight win streak snapped by a first-round TKO loss to Ibrahim Camara at King of the Mountain Final, so he wants to avoid another loss here tonight. If Wallace can successfully counterattack Timmermans and keep him from locking him in a clinch, Wallace will emerge victorious by way of knockout! PREDICTIONS: Styles – Wallace by KO; Xavier – Timmermans by Submission Styles: We keep the wild night of action moving as Do Ho Joy and Jallu Pesonen square off for battle! Joy brings a 21-10 record into this fight and represents the FinnFighters out of Seoul, South Korea! Joy has world class boxing skills, world class muay thai skills, and very solid grappling with a brown belt in BJJ! His longest winning streak has been 7-fights in a row while only losing 2-fights in a row at most! He’s a proven winner with championship pedigree and the ability to knock his opponents out with his fists and feet! He also has a good number of unanimous decision victories so if the battle has to extend to its entirety, he knows how to handle that and is comfortable in that scenario. Obviously, the preference is to finish the fight as soon as possible so don’t be surprised if Joy is very aggressive in this fight! Joy will want to keep this fight on its feet because he’s taller and lighter, and that works out very well because he can absolutely stay on the outside and launch repetitious jabs and crosses at Pesonen all night! That will force Pesonen to adapt to him and that will give the advantage to Joy as long as this fight remains in the standup! Joy can mix it up and toss in some counterpunches as well to keep Pesonen off balance and guessing what Joy will do next as opposed to focusing on his own fight plan! If Joy can land sporadic punching and kicking combinations, then he’ll score vital points on the scorecards while damaging Pesonen! Joy will find his range early and often and he’ll wear down Pesonen enough to win this fight by knockout! Xavier: Pesonen has fought his way to an 18-13-1 record! What makes this particular fight interesting, Styles, is Pesonen is also a member of FinnFighters! Any and all inter-alliance battles prove to be more interesting, in my opinion, because there are bragging rights on the line and there are even times when inter-alliance members train together. Talk about a potentially awkward situation and conversation after having a fight against a teammate and, presumably, a friend! Pesonen hails from Oulu and does have championship experience so that will come in hand, obviously, in this fight! The key to victory tonight for Pesonen is to take Joy down to the mat and keep him there where Pesonen is very comfortable, skilled and knowledgeable of how to close out a fight! The faster Pesonen can get this fight horizontal the better because that keeps him safe from Joy’s standup skills plus it will enable him to slow Joy enough wear him down, outwork him in the position battle, and eventually angle his body to lock in any number of submission holds that Pesonen is well-versed in! A 4-fight win streak has been his best while he’s never lost more than 2-fights in a row! During his last outing, he lost by unanimous decision to Cobweb Cooter at ICS Leapyear! He’s looking to turn things around quickly, so he doesn’t have to question his abilities in the cage! Joy also can’t underestimate Pesonen’s ability to knock opponents out because he’s proven he can do that as well! Pesonen takes this fight to the ground and locks in the submission win and inter-alliance bragging rights! PREDICTIONS: Xavier – Pesonen by Submission; Styles – Joy by KO Xavier: Teke Bamalog and Diego Escobar are the next warriors to throw down in the cage! “The Javan Zombie” is a very solid 16-6-2 overall, and this member of The Stepdads who hails from Cipamingkis, Indonesia, is a very balanced fighter who has shown very good and adaptable skills! Bamalog is with his third management team so we’ll see what he can get done with them in this fight tonight! A 4-fight win streak is the best he’s achieved so far in his career while he’s lost 2-in a row at most. His only opportunity at a championship so far unfortunately fell to the wayside when he lost that fight by unanimous decision to Enitan Arendse at ABW 185 Arendse – Bamalog! Maybe he’ll be able to earn another title shot in the near future, but the focus is on tonight, of course. Bamalog has shown the ability to knock an opponent out but he also has a balance of unanimous decision victories, so as we always emphasize, winning the battle of attrition is a possibility at all times with Bamalog! For Bamalog to win this fight tonight, he’s going to have to keep this fight in the standup because he’s not quite as skilled in BJJ as Escobar is, and I don’t think he wants to take risk of finding out if he has enough capabilities to defend against Escobar’s skills on the ground! If Bamalog can keep his Golden Gloves boxing and world class muay thai skills sharp and land some solid strikes mixed with quick combinations, he’ll be able to slow Escobar down and eventually land that one detonation shot to end this fight by knockout! Styles: The very colorful “Tekashi Snitch9”, who has well-documented run-ins with legal representatives, brings a 29-10 record into this fight! Representing The GBU and hailing from Medellin, Columbia, the controversial figure has had numerous managers throughout his career, and was even managed by the same management team twice! Despite the legal difficulties, Escobar managed to win multiple championships, so he has that experience under his belt along with dangerous striking and ground finishes! He has a very impressive 13-fight win streak during his career and much of that was defending a title, so that’s all the more impressive! His longest losing streak is 3-fights in a row but that only happened once! He’s won by knockout, he’s head kicked people to sleep, and he’s made others tap, so he’s a very capable fighter that, once he establishes himself early and often, puts a great deal of pressure on his opponents and he’ll look to do the same against Bamalog tonight! I think Escobar will do what he can to take Bamalog to the ground where he can have his best chance of controlling the action while staying ahead on the scorecards and positioning himself to put Bamalog into very bad positions! Once Escobar drags Bamalog to the ground, he’ll methodically work his way into dominant positions that force Bamalog to support his weight and wear him down until he can no longer defend himself against the submission! Escobar takes the victory tonight by submission! PREDICTIONS: Styles – Escobar by Submission; Xavier – Bamalog by KO Styles: Min-Sik Song and Fiyero Lermontov locks horns in the cage in what should be a very explosive fight for the Lightweight championship! “Saja” Song is a solid 29-9-1 overall and this member of La Familia hails from Busan, South Korea is very good in the standup and solid on the ground! He has world class boxing skills and world class muay thai abilities as well! His grappling is also very sound and is supported by a brown belt in BJJ! A 7-fight win streak is his longest so far and on the flip side, a 2-fight losing streak is the longest he’s endured. Song has managed win multiple championships and he obviously is the current Lightweight champion in Inferno Combat Series! He earned that title by defeating Teodors Ozolinsh by unanimous decision at ICS 11! This isn’t the first time Song and Lermontov have clashed either, ladies and gentlemen! They crossed paths at Pride FC 57 and Song won by unanimous decision in that fight! Don’t think that either one of these warriors have forgotten about that fight and they both could very well use that fight as motivation for this fight tonight! Many will say that Song has the mental edge because he knows he can defeat Lermontov and that added confidence will serve him well! Song has also proven time and again that he can win the fights that go the distance, so if that’s what transpires tonight, that’s right in his wheelhouse and he’ll be just fine. For this fight, I think Song’s best chance is to keep it vertical where he can basically match Lermontov strike for strike as opposed to trying his luck on the ground where Lermontov may have the advantage! Look for Song to be aggressive in the standup from the moment the bell rings and he’ll score the knockout finish he seeks to retain his title! Xavier: Lermontov is a highly skilled fighter who brings a 20-9-1 record into the cage tonight! The Russian bear from Omsk, Russia, represents The Evil Empire and has fought his way to a 6-fight win streak at one point in his career! He’s carrying very good momentum into this fight because he’s on a 3-fight win streak, so this is a great time to have another crack at the champion! There’s no doubt that loss to Song is still sitting in the back of his mind and stings but I think this is the perfect time for him to have this fight! His confidence is soaring, and he knows he can win the tough, full-length fight because he just had three of them in a row and he looked great in all three battles! Over his career, he’s unleashed a lot of damage on various opponents, but he’s also absorbed a good amount of punishment as well, so he’s going to have to try and finish this fight early! The longer this fight progresses the more in favor it goes for Song, as I see it, because Song knows he can defeat him. Lermontov can match Song’s aggression early and look for the knockout because he has a very good chance of catching Song with a punch he doesn’t expect or see and if that happens, Lermontov turns this fight on its head very quickly! If Lermantov isn’t able to snatch the momentum from Song in the standup, he does have the option of dragging this fight to the ground where he can use his black belt in BJJ and look to finish this fight by way of submission! However, I think Lermontov will want to stay standing and win this fight going toe-to-toe with Song until he lands the one punch he needs to finish this fight and win the championship! PREDICTIONS: Xavier – Lermontov by KO; Styles – Song by KO Xavier: Akoni Gray and Harald Gormsson battle for the Light Heavyweight title in our final clash of the night! “King of Kingston” Gray is a legend in MMATycoon, and rightfully so! He’s amassed an otherworldly 41-5-1 record! That’s absolutely stupendous and he’ll undoubtedly be entered into the Hall of Fame once all is said and done! Obviously, he hails from Kingston, Jamaica, and represents The Stepdads. This warrior has had two management teams in his career and during his career, he’s won multiple championships and his longest winning streak has been an incredible 15-fights in a row! He’s knocked out opponents in every way imaginable except for a TKO due to cuts but he may very well accomplish that before he decides to hang up his gloves! A recent loss to the tremendous warrior, Latrobe Arundel, snapped that massive win streak but he got right back on track by defeating Art Brock at ICS 11 with a devastating head kick in the second round! I could go on and on about this man’s accomplishments, but anyone can research his accomplishments for themselves! He’s received just about every accolade known in fighting, but he faces one hell of a challenger tonight! When these two crossed paths the first two times, Gray won them both by knockout, so he has a major psychological advantage over Gormsson in my opinion! That edge will be a difference maker tonight as Gray and his tremendous skillset, heart, determination, intelligence and ability in the clutch are on full display! How can I or anyone else bet against the champion!? He knows what he’s doing in every and all situations and he’ll once again prove his Hall of Fame worthiness by defeating Gormsson by knockout! Styles: “Bluetooth” Gormsson is a very impressive 23-6 overall! He has definitely earned a great deal of respect in this industry but, like numerous others, he’s struggled to solve the conundrum named Akoni Gray! Similar to Gray, Gormsson has had two different managements teams throughout his career, and like Gray, he has championship experience! In the overall body of work, however, Gormsson has definitely absorbed more brutal punishment than Gray has and we all know that Gray is fully aware of that fact, let alone he’s one of the men who have caused Gormsson some pain and punishment! A 6-fight win streak has been his longest and he’s never lost more than two fights in a row, an extremely impressive feat, especially when considering the number of battles he’s been involved in! In a nutshell, when it comes to Gormsson, he either knocks out his opponent or gets knocked out by his opponent! That aggression has won him many fans as well as the respect of many fellow warriors, but that does come with a price! I’m certain his management tam has extensively reviewed the previous fight footage with Gormsson and has arduously trained at the gym to try and address what they feel he needs to sharpen to overcome the vastly accomplished fighter named Gray! Gormsson and his team may feel that this is his best opportunity to win the title from Gray and Gormsson is going to pull out all the stops and dig down very deep to do all he can to keep this fight standing! As long as this fight stays vertical, Gormsson has a chance to dethrone the champion! I think Gormsson will find a way to finally solve the puzzle that Gray presents and shocks quite a few people by defeating Gray by knockout! PREDICTIONS: Styles – Gormsson by KO; Xavier – Gray by KO Styles: There you have it, ladies and gentlemen! Thank you very much for joining us for this preview of these incredible battles! Xavier and I very much appreciate the time and energy you’ve given us, especially during these strange and trying times in the world. Xavier: We also want to thank Dark Night Nutrition for being our merchandise partner and for providing sweet products! Styles and I hope all of you enjoyed the preview as well as the insight. Like all of you, we very much look forward to these fights and we hope all of you continue to stay safe, healthy and happy. On behalf of Furious Styles, I’m Esiah Xavier, signing off, and we’ll see you at cage side!

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Quick Update Round 5 will take place in three weeks on 12th April 2020 due to 16 day cuts OVERALL STANDINGS (End of Round 4) 1 (1) The Stepdads (15-2, Fin Win 12, Dec Win 3, Fin Loss 2 = Points 40) 2 (2) FinnFighters (12-5, Fin Win 10, Dec Win 2, Dec Loss 1, Fin Loss 4 = Points 30) 3 (3) Yabai (9-10, Fin Win 9, Dec Loss 3, Fin Loss 7 = Points 20) 4 (5) Heritage (7-10, Fin Win 5, Dec Win 2, Dec Loss 2, Fin Loss 8 = Points 11) 5 (4) The GBU (6-11, Fin Win 6, Dec Loss 3, Fin Loss 8 = Points 10) 6 (6) Evil Empire (7-10, Fin Win 4, Dec Win 3, Fin Loss 10 = Points 8) 7 (7) Cromulent Doom (4-12, Fin Win 2, Dec Win 2, Dec Loss 4, Fin Loss 8 = Points 2) The Stepdads keep putting out consistently good team performances and this is really starting to show in the Overall Standings. Now 10 points clear of the closest rivals FinnFighters and with only three more rounds to go, it's going to take something special to derail their momentum. The Stepdads managed to go 4-1 this time round No change for the FinnFighters who remain in second place with a solid 3-1 round. Much better for YABAI who managed to overturn some poor showings in early rounds. 3-1 overall this time and maintain their third place position. The only change in the table this time around was for Heritage who managed to move up into fourth position. Surprising considering a mediocre 3-2 round but a couple of big results among them should give them something to brag about for a while. The GBU fall down one spot into fifth after a poor 1-3 round. Also another middling performance for Evil Empire who managed to go 2-3. And possibly their worst performance so far, Cromulent Doom were winless during this round after going 0-3. This was good enough to keep them firmly in last place. After this round, it kind of looks clear how things are going to turn out but I feel like I should mention that with each round being worth a potential 15 points for a perfect 5-0 (all by finish) and -5 points for a terrible 0-5 round (all by finish again) the table could change very quickly indeed.

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not sure I followed that story so perhaps this answer means nothing...but as a manager remember the game aint abiout the fighters its about the MANAGER and one of thr primary responsabilities of a manager is to DECLINE fights he thinks his fighter will get his ass kicked in. So dont be afraid to decline and if the org owner wishes to argue ur decision....consider his argument....and if u still feel its a loss. then decine it and he can kiss ur ass if he dont like it. MOST (not all) orgs are trying to make money and sometimes will propose a fight NOT in ur fighters best interest....often they look only at the P4P and hype when they make matchups....so beware and learn what a FAIR matchups looks like at the various levels....and DECLINE anything u feel ur fighter dont have a chance to win SAME as a REAL manager SHOULD be doing in real life yah? I myself have basic standards to accept...if i have the belt i MUST accept....but if I dont have the belt I must see a CHANCE and that means if I was betting I would give my fighter at least a 30% chance to win......I have encountered some managers in this game who actually seem to be PROUD to say they never decline a fight...and my thought on that is....they are fucking morons and if they was MY manager i n real life and set me up with losses I would fire their stupid asses.

how dare you cheat on miss miracle like that

ITS OFFICIAL! Bloodbath is having an 18 year old creation tournament! All fighters 18 years old Creation date is the moment we hit 360k (were at 359806) 8 fighters 100k and the BFC 135 crown on the line Extra 50k to the man with the most hype at the end of the tournament

Okay, so I have a slight issue with a manager and I am not entirely sure if it's a language barrier or if I am translating it correctly, but I have a manager who always requests fights. I am usually able to accommodate them when the fight is pretty fair or the other manager agrees before I send out the fights. I do not like to put uneven matches together. This fighter http://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilepublic.php?FID=350313 requested to fight one of these fighters. https://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilepublic.php?FID=354081 or https://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilepublic.php?FID=358192 I asked Borris if he would take the fight as I felt it was a bit lopsided, and he said he didn't want another fight until the end of April after his fight tonight. I didn't ask Rod Stickmann as that is Bob Loblaw and I felt it would be insulting to him, so I asked the manager to contact him directly and ask him if he would accept the challenge. The manager then told me he would not fight for championship for a long time and doesn't want to fight any contenders in the division, that either give him a fight against one of those two or release me from the org because he will fight nobody else. I'm ready to wash my hands and let him go, no worries there. But when thinking about the past few months of dealing with him, I can say that he tries to manipulate every single match and won't accept any fight that he hasn't requested. So be warned of this manager (you can find out who by clicking the first fighter's link.) Now, I am going to copy and paste some of the messages he sent me in hopes that perhaps I misunderstand the translation and I have gotten this completely wrong. I do not speak Spanish, so I have to rely on google to translate. Messages: https://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilepublic.php?FID=354081 y este ??? ___________________________________________________ https://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilepublic.php?FID=355612 vs https://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilepublic.php?FID=350729 aqui veo si hiciste la pelea no? por que hay si y conmigo no? ____________________________________________________________ si no sacame contrato por favor y voy a otra organización. _________________________________________________________ primero mande al que le dije y vera que no dira que no. no peleare por ningun campeonato aun ok asi que si no le gusta le pido saqueme contrato. no peleare con nadie por que tu lo digas tengo 38 años no me manipularas ok, quiteme por favor contrato ok ya le dije quiteme el contrato me voy a otra organizacion es un juego si sacame yaaa no hagas que le muestre esta conversación al gerente del juego, quiero salirme de la organización no es obligado que yo este lee las reglas del juego.

Your mentees make top 200 in 2 months because you force them to create 25 year old and spam QFC wins, you fucking retard. You're not fooling anyone. You're also illiterate and write with more errors than my 7 year old.

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ridiculous and sometimes the (fighter stats on the top) can be very misleading....i ALWAYS look at past fights and predict accordingly.........predictions are HUGE important....I consider the predictions as bonus defensive points so its IMPORTANT to predict properly.....and I think my many mentees who make top 200 rank inside 2 months will agree....

Thanks again for the help!

I got the design worked out and someone to stock them, thanks everyone.

What are the variables and how much of an impact will they actually make? Just to give a basic example say they have a winning record all Ko's for arguments sake on a newer fighter who's 5-0. So I look at the last 3 fights and predict they gonna go 85% damage and 90% aggressive. Say my fighter loses by Ko and the opponent chose 60% damage and 60% aggressive (obviously I'm never going to know this unless I was an Org owner who could set up a fight between my own fighters.) How big an impact would getting my prediction wrong by at least 20% have on the fight?...

Talk about failure, that link goes to an empty page Shamed cheater fails again lolol I never get mad when it comes to you dear boy. Too busy laughing to get mad.

HFC 10 - Kung vs Rodrigues Hello Ladies and Gentlemen of HARDCORE Fighting Championship! I am pleased to announce that you have a brand new face in the booth tonight! It all began at HFC 8, where there I was, vigorously taking notes on a pad of blank yellow sheet paper, along with letting the strangers around me know what was getting set to happen next. It was the 185 lbs title fight between Rob Tanner and Moe Richardson. Tanner was coming in with a 7-1 record. 4 straight knockouts. Starching cats left and right. Moe Richardson on the other hand, was coming in off a first round knockout loss. I was very fortunate to have had one lucky pair of ears listening in on my conversations with fellow fans. And after the result between Tanner and Richardson, one I had accurately picked to the number, I was approached by J. W. Hardman, or “Bleakardor”, the owner of HARDCORE Fighting Championship. After a couple of weeks of making sure my studio apartment could withstand a stay-at-home analyst job, I took on the position with open arms and couldn’t be more excited to relish in the excitement the HFC has to offer, not only by myself but now with all of you! Now, without further ado, let’s get into the action that blew fans’ minds this past weekend! HFC 10 brought a night of fights that didn’t have one see the judges scorecard! Mild Paplano (3-0) vs Vico Firenze (2-2) Main card action began in the lightweight division with a bout between Mild Paplano (2-0) and Vico Firenze (2-1). Paplano holds a brown belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, and has shown keen wrestling ability in his first two fights. Both being decided in under a minute, tonight’s bout rang the same tone. Paplano came out and landed an early takedown, and made quick work, synching up a kimura in 48 seconds. The HFC lightweight division better take notice as all of Paplano’s victories have come by kimura or arm-bar. Great way to begin the night and get the fan’s up and cheering! Balink Tarlah (3-1) vs #7 John Henry (4-1) Man, oh, man! What a performance by Balink Tarlah! The lightweight division had another awesome fight to follow. The undefeated John Henry (4-0, #7 Lightweight in the HFC) had been on an absolute tear, notching 4 straight first round knockout finishes, including his debut at HFC - Fight Night 4. But Balink Tarlah’s wrestling was too much to handle. He brought the fight to the floor quickly and rained down a heavy barrage of strikes, forcing John Henry to tap out. Balink Tarlah is becoming a very dangerous and scary ground and pound artist. Two of his victims have now been submitted due to them not being able to handle the onslaught. Maybe this sets the tone for a Tarlah - Paplano matchup? Borris the Blade (7-1) vs Jorge Galvao (3-2) In the middleweight division,we have tonight’s feature Knockout of the Night winner, Borris the Blade (7-1)! Running on a 6 fight undefeated winning streak. He suffered his first defeat at the hands of Ralo Gracie by 1st round submission. This was a bitter taste that didn’t sit well with Borris, who had a quick turn around to face Jorge Galvao (3-2) at HFC 10. All within 12 seconds, Borris lands a massive cross. This triggered a takedown out of Galvao, who did not take well at all to Borris’ power. Borris had a quick sprawl, and soon after the fight returns to the feet, lands a massive uppercut that dropped Jorge. Just like that, it was over. Not only did Borris earn bonus money, but a heap of a lot more fans. Well done! Co-Main Event: Rickson Silva (4-0) vs Joseph Jantan (12-6) A feature middleweight bout held fashion to the co-main event tonight as Rickson Silva (4-0) challenged veteran Joseph Jantan (12-6). It was an odd fight, as Joseph Jantan rushed in immediately for a takedown, against a savvy ground technician in Silva. Joseph soon found himself in guard, where Silva used his fantastic bottom game to reverse the position and get on top. The next two minutes looked like a BJJ match where Silva was the man on a completely different level. As much as Jantan was able to fend off the constant arm-bars and kimura attempts, a final kimura sank in and was the one to finish the fight. Rickson Silva has established himself as a solid contender at 185! (170) Welterweight Championship Fight Manolito Tai Kung (8-1) vs Samuel Rodrigues (9-0) An exciting night of fights led up to a Welterweight Championship Fight who at the time pinned two undefeated fighters against one another. The champion Samuel Rodrigues, 8-0 going into this fight, has been an absolute menace on the ground. Holding the championship in the SFC, and notching his first HFC title defense against Gunner Larrson, he came into his 2nd title defense with the same gameplan, knowing Tai Kung may not have what it takes to match up with his style. Tai Kung came in 8-0 (6-0 MMA, 3-0 KT), looking to keep the fight standing knowing his professional kickboxing experience would lend the hand over Rodrigues’ striking. The bell rang for the welterweight championship bout, and Samuel Rodrigues quickly made the fight a grappling match. Before Tai Kung could get off any striking, he found himself backed up against the cage, looking to fend off not only the heavy pressure of Rodrigues but also his gifted ability to get the fight to his guard. Rodrigues gave him no time to think however, and quickly brought the fight to the ground. There was a very short display of uncertainty in Tai Kung’s eyes as Rodrigues started attempting a multitude of submissions off of his back. The main event was in total a conundrum of how well the fighters fight on the ground here in the HFC. After a mixture of attacks at both a kimura and neck attacks, Rodrgiues was able to cinch up a guillotine, handing Tai Kung his first taste of defeat, and retaining his HFC Welterweight title. Tonight’s event proved to everyone watching that to be able to survive at the top of the HFC, you must have a proficient ground game. We were all treated to a fantastic night of fights! The card was full of action from the top to the bottom. The submission of the night came in the very first fight, as Tun Tun Kho Sitsongrit finished Togachi Nakamoto by kimura 0:42 seconds into the round. The fight of the night came in the heavyweight division, which surprisingly held the longest lasting fight of the night as well! Boris Balkan defeated Gumby Lane by armbar in the 3rd round, in a fight that saw Balkan knock Lane down 3 times. A classy display of striking followed up by the ability to finish on the ground. Tonight was an absolute barn burner. Every fight packed a punch for the fans to witness! It’s been a pleasure being able to bring you guys this event as my first write-up for the HFC, and hopefully can continue to have a lot more fun with all you fight fans! I will see you all next time! Have a lovely evening.

You also have to have the risk profile from each country. Remember, its a virus that kill mostly elderly PLUS at least one of the risk factors: -Hypertension -Diabetes -Smokers -Asthma/chronic lung conditions -Others (immunodeficient, alpha-1 enzyme depficiency, etc) So you do have to check each country population and their NTCD profile. Also, their testing recomendations. Italy (and France?) is not testing mild cases that are oriented to house isolation, if Im not mistaken, just the severe cases that goes to the infirmary or intensive care. Hence, more deaths and less recoveries. Also, testing policies show why different countries have different R0/Rt (replicate rate). Lower replication rates means controlled epidemy. Wich means less people sick at the same time, so you can provide better health care to each one...

There is something really weird with those stats. Italy: Recovered: 7,024 Deaths: 5,476 United Kingdom: Recovered: 98 Deaths: 234 Canada: Recovered: 18 Deaths: 21 Sweden: Recovered: 16 Deaths: 21 China: Recovered: 72,244 Deaths: 3,261 South Korea: Recovered: 2,909 Deaths: 104 The general statistics are showing that the west countries are recovering way worse than most of Asia. So unless the east have a better way of dealing with it (which most people would think otherwise) or the data is inaccurate in some of these places.

Have a 350k fighter who is unsigned, or looking for a change of scenery? Maybe you are tired of unfair match making or feel you're fighter isn't being tested? Hell, maybe you just want to come call yourself HARDCORE for a while or want to win a belt in multiple orgs? Come check out HARDCORE Fighting Championship! For a limited time, HFC will be offering any top 1k P4P 350k fighter a 20k signing bonus and sponsorship offer from THC clothing and Hardcore Nutrition which will include a 20% discount to our already low cost quality items. On top of this, each fighter who signs a contract under these conditions will receive a free fighter profile article to be submitted to tycoon times for a hype bonus, and a guaranteed title fight within the duration of your first contract. This contract will be for 20/10/10 for 5 fights. A fighter who qualifies and has been a previous title holder will receive a 20/10/15 contract. Contact me now while this offer is on the table if you are already signed with another org but committed to making the move after your current contract ends. This offer will be honored at that time even if it is no longer running, if you contact me now. Good luck wherever you are, but ask yourself... Are you HARDCORE?

http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15811035305748.jpg Guido "Rear Admiral" Turturro 14-3-0 100% finish rate I'm not just a fighter, but also a human being. COVID-19 is hitting hard in my home country and it hurts me to the bone. My family, friends,... none of them are safe. As an admiral, I had medical training as well. Therefore, I am suspending my training camp for the time being and flying home, trying to help out my people in any way possible. Ooh and just for those retards out there, stay the fuck at home! Hug your wife, kiss your kids on the forehead and take some time off. Try to take these fucked up weeks as a way to go back to the basics and enjoy your time with your family at home.

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Interview with "The Last Stander" Isadore James (354203) Place: Sacramento, CA Interviewer: Jake Jake: Hi, Isadore! Isadore: Hey man, whats good. Jake: Can I name you new 'Best Striker in the World'? Isadore: Pssh, not quite yet. Let me win a couple belts and a few more fights, then we'll talk. I may be the best, but I've got to earn that title. Jake: What is the secret of your success? Isadore: Hard work, genetics and the right teachers. You've gotta be born for this, live this, and want this man. Jake: Have you got advice for young people who want to train Kickboxing? Isadore: Find a gym, get some cardio, bulk up a little. If you can handle that you might have a shot. Find a coach, or a class. Stick with it, thats the key - If you get your ass kicked some other kid, and you feel like quitting, thats the make or break moment. Get back in there, get better, then kick their ass. Jake: What about healthy lifestyle? Is this important for you? Isadore: Haha! Part of the job, I drill sparring a few times a week, keep cardio and strength training in check, running, biking, hitting the bag - Thats all outside camp mind you. You treat your body like you treat any other factor of life - keep it in check - And you will reap the rewards. Jake: So, are you ready to be a future Striking Masters Champion? Isadore: Tune in and find out. Jake: Thanks, mate. Good luck! Isadore: Thanks very much.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA good one, spewing more incoherent rambling and nonsense LIES to fill your EGO. Id only badmouth and give bad ratings to you Camara but you know Ive never and would never sign with you or a pathetic org named Fart. Give some proof or keep getting fucking slayed by me on every topic you post on bitch. You never respond to me, you either ignore or post as a fighter like a pussy bitch

No worries mate. When you build up credibility, even when shit happens people know it happened for a legit reason. Hope you open up a new org when you do get back. Good luck in real life, Cheers!

I made a couple of regexes to extract the data if you use them with preg_match. You get all the data values separated in capture groups. Avatars: '/..\/gallery\/[\d]{1,2}\/([a-z\d]+.jpg)/' Fight stats: '/<br>([a-zA-Z ]+): (\d+) \((\d+)\)/' Scorecard values. Not sure if you wanted all or just the totals, this gives you all: '/\s*<td(?: height=26)?><div align=center id=scorecard>(\d{1,2})<\/div><\/td>/' So not a full script, but should get you a good part towards it. Maybe I'll wrap them in a php script later if I have some more time, or if someone else wants to take it from here and make it a community effort.

Japan mass deployed masks in one of the most impressive moves for anyone paying attention. Addressing the spread directly. These fuckers are so good at their outside the box shit as always. China has also been pretty impressive after kinda fumbling the beginning of the game. The shit I see in Iran is pure stupidity and they are paying for it. Each stage of virus transmission demands a different stage of contigency strategy. That above didn`t make any sense on what I`m talking about. Methinks Google translates failed yous on dis one.

So many ignorants ignored and continue to ignore how important social distancing is and fighting the spread of the virus. The worst part is this will wipe out their elders and not the future of their stupid DNA so going forward the stupidity will continue unless some changes are made.

Team Lobster Interviews We just arrived at Barney's Meathouse, the MMA facility housing Team Lobster, for some interviews. Barnito First off lets start with the Mustache, Thats pretty impressive how do you get that thing so Mustachalicious. Is it just Genetics? Well, Douche, you just kinda have it or you don’t. The mustache is more than genetic facial hair, its an artistic representation of your soul. Also, I drink 4 raw eggs with dark beer every morning, it definetely helps getting the facial hair thicker. Congrats on the big win today over Your Sweet Destruction. What exactly was the game plan for him? Thanks. Destruction was a tough opponent, the striking game was pretty even. I’m a better grappler, I knew he wouldn’t try to wrestle me. It was just stand and bang and hope I could push the pace and play my game. My team was planning a third round KO, it didnt happen but its fine. The gameplay worked and I got the win. Now you have a possible showdown with Sean Dickinson next, how do you feel about Main Eventing MADNESS 142 in a #1 Contender fight? That’s what we’ve been working for. I want that belt, I want to face the best and Dickinson is a damn tough fighter. Our boxing coach, McSparr, fought him before and it was a slugfest. But that’s what you gotta do if you want to be a champ, right? Walk the walk, dance the dance, whatever it takes, whoever may come. We fought him before, we know his game and we will be ready this time. Do you see any area you may need to work on during your next training camp? I’m still young, still new at this sport, so, yes, I have lots of areas I need to work for the next fight. Any particular area or weakness, tho? Yes, we know some weakness that need to be covered, but can’t tell you that, right? Don’t want no nosy coach reading this and exploiting it against me! Now let's jump to the early days of "El Senor Vorpal Kickasso" What brought you to a career in MMA? It’s how we are. The mexican people is a very tough, hard, passionate, hard working, struggling people. We struggle to survive. And this instinct shows in the cage. Thats why he have so many great boxers with an unique style, the mexican way. I don’t think I had any other way of dealing with this inner, boiling rage. Fighting keeps me in check. We are here at the Home of Team Lobster, Barney's Meathouse and we some of your training partners doing there thing. How has the Team been an asset to you? This gym is great. This team is great. We have two top notch teachers, striking headmaster Boxing McSparr and BJJ genius Zé Jiurgite, along with all technique coaches, always clean and with great supplements and snacks machines. Recently, we received also some new fighters, to help the sparring sessions. We train tough, we train hard, the coaches know their stuff, and Zoidberg at our corner really gives us a good gameplan. I see great things coming. Don Piano Hello Don congrats on your last fight, one punch KO, how did you feel coming into the bout with Lukey Kline, and what preparation did your camp help with? Hello DOuche, thanks and nice seeing you here. It felt damn good. I know the big boys all have some knockout power, but my hand is special. Its heavy, and if I touch, you sleep. I didnt even punch that hard, I was just trying to get the timing and measure the distance, but I was very happy with that strike and when it hits the button, its lights out. We have GREAT strikers here, like Boxing McSparr and Sabotage Rex, so I was really well prepared. A tactic chess match? A huge volume fight, see who scores more with the judges? All out with power shots? I was prepared for everything, even the ground game. Jiurgite prepared me really well for this, and even tho Kline is a brown belt, I felt really good going to ground with him. I got a sweep, put myself in a dominant position and scored the round. I know people didn’t pay for a lay’n’pray, so I came back to the second round focused on striking. We know you came from a loss to this fight. Did this have any impact and how relieved did you feel after the victory? Being KO’d is not nice. I definetely felt some pressure. I’m not relieved cause there are so many great fighters in the HW category, I still have a long way to proving myself a force to be reckoned yet Your back on track Mr. Piano we look forward to seeing you back in the Madness Cage real soon! Sabotage Rex Where here now with a quick shout out with Madness MW conteder Sabotage Rex. How are you feeling right now, after the biggest win off your career against a really game Ricardo Milos? Ricardo is a brazillian beast. Did you take a look at his body, how built he is? He is a frickin greek god. And, as a fighter, he is special. Great skill, huge knock out power, a good corner... But I have a huge fist as well. Did you ever see a fist this big? Its fucking heavy. I knew it was a mater of whoever hits the other guy’s chin first. I tagged him first, and thats it. You know, I used to endure so much shit during my pornstar career, a little slugfest during a clinch is like breakfast. You cant beat pornstar cardio, baby. I expect Big thigs from this kid, you got anything else to add Mr. Rex? Don’t support piracy, buy my porn instead. Ze Jiurgite We can't come to the Meathouse and not have a few words with Ze Jiurgite the 20 year old grappling phenom. You recently had a minor setback in your rising career in the CACC Grappling Organization, loosing your championship to Shanti Anatta. Do you hope to get another shot at him? Hello, McBaggins. It is my pleasure to talk to you guys. I don’t understand why people put me as an underdog against all these black belts, just because I am a BJJ brown belt. Its just a piece of cloth, it only covers the tip of the butt crack. You are responsible to make the rest of your ass secured, you know? And I think I was able to show that the last couple of fights. I did a great match against Rodrizinho, and I think I did everything right against Shanti. I was way ahead in the score and his neck is like steel. I tried to choke him a lot, but he just wouldn’t tap. At the end, he was able to snipe a submission and get the victory, but this things happens. I really look forward to roll with him again, but I think thats not where my matchmaking stands right now. I have this next fight against Rolf Ottke and I hope a rematch against Rodrizinho before I can think about the belt again. I hope Shanti keeps the belt until then. Your next fight is in just 14 days how do you see this going? We don’t have the same impact to the head as in MMA, nor do we punch or kick, so our injuries usually are not as important. We can have a much more intense competitive lifespan. It’s just normal business. Everybody knows the rear naked choke is my specialty and come well prepared for it, so I foresee a kimura win between the 8th to 12th minute of the fight, after I pressure him a bit and suck the will to fight out of his soul. Your recently left your home in Bahia, Brazil to live in the US, how was that? Well, the people is very different. They are more warm, receptive, happy, more... Malandro... It’s just different, and I miss it a lot. Also, the weather, the beaches... But it was the best thing I did. We had a very poor life there. I used to work for a shoes factory there. Do you know how cruel shoes factories are? I received no training, no protection equipment, and had to operate all those dangerous leather cutting machines for less than minimum wage. My kids had no food, no school... Jiu jitsu saved our lives, now my kids goes to great schools, they eat healthy, they have a future. No mater how hard this transition can be, there is no shit too hard to swallow a father won’t face for his family. Lastly you seem to be a slick BJJ artist and a huge help with the rest of Team Lobster in the grappling department, who is the team looking in there BJJ learnings? Yes, we have been facing some good jiu jitsu fighters in our MMA matches and I am just glad I can help the team to prepare. We have pure wrestlers, we have bjj white belts that started here already focusing on the MMA grappling, its such a diverse pool of techniques that it makes the training sessions really rich. Don Piano and Barnito have really great skills, I wouldn’t be surprised if they achieve a brown belt soon. back to Barnito The Madness Welterweight division is one of the most nasty Weight classes around, and Barnito Mustacho looks to be one of the Brightest. Do you have any last words for the rest of the division? Lemme tell you something, pendejos. You try pulling out some crazy shit and get in my way, I stuff it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger until it goes Cli-ick. Nobode fucks witht he Moustache. Ladies and Gentleman this has been another great Weekend report with Douche "It's shits and giggles until someone Giggles and shits' McBaggins!

he also shared his seed with miss miracle

pm sent

Japan didnt use social distancing and is not spreading the virus. Each stage of virus transmission demands a different stage of contigency strategy. Thats not ignorancy. Thats public health and epidemiology.

The next Chris Steve article is ready

As a manager I don't need an explanation as to why I declined the fight, If I decline I don't like the match up plain and simple, I'm not going to fight my pure striker against an opponent who is a pure grappler, despite what the system might say that isn't a fair fight once so ever.

THAT is dumb... lmao An activity clause is for the fighter not the manager and if the manager has the opportunity to leave due to the clause of his newly signed fighter, why does he need to stay in the contract and fulfill the contract obligations of a contract he did not sign or accept? There is absolutely no reason. Org owners already have way too much control over fighters and what the fighter does. It's almost as if the developers have no idea what actually goes on behind the scenes in mma.. Most fight promotions don't even sign fighters to exclusive contracts, MOST professional fighters go the entirety of their careers without even signing a single exclusive contract, only the biggest promotions sign fighters to contracts PERIOD.

LOL at org owners having control over fighters. What a tool

Weekend (Days 5-6) Missions Recap: 1- Smoke copious amounts of ganja - Day 5-6 Achieved easily 2- Eat well , cheat day was Friday - Day 5-6 Achieved 3- Exercise Sunday - Achieved (Jog in the forest) 4- Sleep well (min 7.5 hours per day) - Day 5 Achieved (9 hours slept) // Day 6 Fail (4 hours) 5- Identify more stocks - Achieved: NDM @ $0.50 looking yummy 6- Not go out - Fail (had to get avocado for the chick, let`s call her the Crazy Rich Asian like the movie lol) 7- Get Avocado - Achieved (literally 1 ripe one found) Day 7 Missions: 1- Get some work done - Achieved 2- Exercise some (Mountain Bike) 3- Nut 4 times in dis biiitch 4- Binge Watch Castlevania Season 3

except you have a boyfriend PORRA ! hahaha

http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/company/logo/1534123118FARTMMA.jpg http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15085530571140.png Good friend tev ... Ibby here on behalf of FARTMMA. We have a proposition here for ya... I am currently completely rebuilding my 265 lbs division and 1 man stands on top. http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/38/38w3.jpg http://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilepublic.php?FID=340513 12-1 and 10 wins in a row. His manager is a very good friend of mine and we would like for him to fight the best your org has to offer. We would love to fight for belts. http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/belt/20190515024910BELTBELT.jpg vs http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/belt/20190719020246K8HbNKi_d.jpg The Bleeding Spanner has absolutely cleaned up his division here at FARTMMA and with 3 fights left to his contract I am good with fully transferring him to Underground once it is up. Out of the 3 fights left I only ask that 1 take place at FARTMMA. What says Underground? Do you want to feel the might of THE BLEEDING SPANNER ??

Alright this Crazy Rich Asian is 1 about 1 hour away and I`m gonna smoke me some Hawaii Heartbreak before she gets here (she thinks smoking weed makes me ghetto, bitch being ghetto makes me ghetto LOLOL ) and get a pump on (80 pushups and 200 crunches should do!) before the festivities ! Now if you think I`m wealthy you have no IDEA of the purchase power this bitch`s family has. Just last year they took me to 7 Mile Beach in Grand Cayman for 10 days without batting an eye ! What an incredible place. Now, going there is one thing but buying shit there and eating out is just plain EXPENSIVE ! Like crazy arse expensive, Cayman Dollars expensive. These people were going to the stores in George Town and buying 24k gold like I just bought avocados lol