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Quarter Finals are coming up Gents. I Tomorrow will be Doing a recap of them as well as run down the Semi finals either tomorrow or Sunday. Good Luck everyone!!!

After Spending nearly a week on vacation at Neesum Mo's baby mothers residence, clapping her cheeks, Brady has finally returned to speak on this imbeciles Nessum Mo comments Interviewer (Shane Diesel)- So Yung Brady, how do you feel about Mo's recent comments? Brady- Well first and foremost, I want to take a moment to thank more lord and savior Jesus Christ. Without him none of this is possible. With that being said, Nessum Mo is actually not a bad fighter. He just lacks the ability to satisfy a women and his management team is absolute dumpster trash. Contenedor de basura. Lixo de lixeira. You put Mo under any of the convicted alliance members management and hes easily a future top p4p fighter. But he will never sniff top p4p status under that shit stain of a management team Shane Diesel- Wow those are some harsh words. Any word of when this fight will be taking place? Brady- March 18th. Which will also be known as the day that Scottie Bandz management began to close shop and look for other business endeavors. Shane Diesel- That's right around the corner. Can you shed any light on how you prepare for someone like Mo on such short notice? Brady- Preparation won't be needed. In fact, Mo's baby mom is calling now and I think I'll spend the remainder of this camp showing her what it feels like to be satisfied. You're more than welcome to tag team her with me if you'd like? Shane Diesel- Well I'm never one to shy away from a good tag team. Any final words for Mo and his management team before we take care of Mrs. Mo? Brady- Mo get your shit together. You have 2 weeks. Sack that shitty management team before its too late. I know it's unheard of for a fighter to sack their manager but this could be your moment in time to make a mark and set a trend. #sackyourshittymanager

Recent Posters DMMA Top 5 Tussles for the Month of March #5 Harakka vs LeDoux Gustav will be looking for his 2nd Title defense since capturing the Vacant Welterweight strap at DMMA 160 Championship Chaos 2. Pierre LeDoux makes his jump back to DMMA and looks to make the absolutely best of his moment by Dethroning the current champ! #4 Panda vs Schults 2 KT Panda continues to chase Jaxon Magrath for the DMMA record in Successful Title defenses, he currently sits at 7 just 5 behind the Hall of Famer. Sgt. Schultz will look to spoil that run in his second attempt at the Panda! #3 Hightower vs Veainu Now two-time Dynasty Heavyweight champ sets his sights and a new reign of Terror as he looks to pick up his first Title defense since beaten Pete Tyler for the recently vacated belt. He will meet a game NEWCOMER coming over from WVT Vunipola Veainu, who has secured Heavyweight titles in IXF, Highland, and LAFC already. #2 Pinkman vs OMalley 2 Pinkman may be coming off a loss, but his spirits have to remain high as the Champion of both Lightweight and Featherweight Divisions here at Dynasty. He will Defend his Featherweight belt for the first time against his ol foe he beat for the belt. OMalley is the most dangerous Featherweight on the roster and being the only man that has TKO DMMA Hall of Famer Renji Abarai not once but twice now, I would say its DAMN TRUE! #1 Kersikov II vs Account 3 Vitali Kersikov II is fresh off his first Title Defense of his now second run as DMMA Light Heavyweight champion. Avenging a previous loss to Devonte Pinks (Let's hope we see a rubber match there sooner or later), with a Violent First Round KO late in the first round. That makes three Straight One Punch KO's for the Champ heading into the Rubber Match with Account. Meanwhile Account sets his sights on his third Championship at Light Heavyweight here at DMMA and is coming off a One Punch KO win himself over Lucas McCain . This rivalry looks to be one for the ages IMO and No matter who takes this third battle i look forward to seeing another and another and another and maybe another who teh f$$k knows!

After 3 long months of scouting the wire and training new creations. I will have a stable of fighters that will control and dominate this year's Grappling events. Fighters to watch out for in the first event = Luke Penn : MMA Fighter Profile (Manager) (mmatycoon.com) George Salvador : MMA Fighter Profile (Manager) (mmatycoon.com) Rat Man : MMA Fighter Profile (Manager) (mmatycoon.com) Long Schlong : MMA Fighter Profile (Manager) (mmatycoon.com) Frederick Lee : MMA Fighter Profile (Manager) (mmatycoon.com) Bart Cubbedge : MMA Fighter Profile (Manager) (mmatycoon.com) Hong Kong : MMA Fighter Profile (Manager) (mmatycoon.com) Mark Kerr : MMA Fighter Profile (Manager) (mmatycoon.com) Jock Strap : MMA Fighter Profile (Manager) (mmatycoon.com) And many more to come. What say you?

Well folks Drunk Louie is at it again. This time he wants to steal and idea from Shortfuse and JLP, hope he doesn't get too much blow back for this but I guess we will find out now wont we!! For those who are unfamiliar with this fantastic tourney style please check out some of the below links for more information: ITFL Season 1 ITFL Season 2 ITFL Season 3 ITFL Season 4 ITFL Season 5 IMO this is easily one of the most enjoyable and fun tourney concepts out there. It has also made many a young Tycoon fighter into a star!! Basic idea is below however open to ideas to make this a reality, also need to figure out the logistics 100% to make sure that it all works out. REQUIREMENTS/RULES: 1. Tournament consists of 10 teams, with 3 members on each team. 2. No ID (OPEN) 3. Open Weight style within the 265+ Division 4. Entrance fee for teams this season will be $250k. 5. Contracts will be 1 Signing Bonus, 5k Fight Pay and 5k Win Bonus. This tournament is about building your fighter and being rewarded for being successful. 6. Fights will happen on a bi-weekly basis, or every 14 days. (Each Division will be staggered Division 1 week 1 and Division 2 week 2 etc) 7. Teams will face each other team twice, one Home and one Away within their division. 8. 1 Team per week will receive a bye week 9. Picking order will be decided via a Home and Away system. Home team will make the first pick and the Away team makes the second and third picks. 10. Teams will be allowed one replacement per season, with any extras only being in extraordinary circumstances. TEAM SCORING: 1. You will receive one point for each victory you get, and 0.5 points for a draw, so a team can earn up to 3 points each round. 2. Their score each round will be added to their total points which they accumulate throughout the season. 3. The two top scoring teams in each division at the end of the season will then participate in a Team Semi Finale with the higher scoring team having the option of being Home or Away 4. The Final will then be the Division 1 Winner vs Division 2 Winner with the team having the higher score (including semi final round) will have the option to either be Home or Away 5. In the event of tied points, Head to Head record between the teams will be looked at, and then further on from that will be most Finishes throughout the season. INDIVIDUAL SCORING: 1. You will receive 3 points for a KO/SUB victory, 2 points for a DEC, and 1 point for a DRAW. 2. At the end of the season, the top 8 scoring fighters will be invited to a curtain closing Individual tournament which will be a straight knockout style tournament. PRIZES 1. The winning team will receive 3 million dollars, 1 million to each of their members. 2. Winner of the Individual tournament will receive 1 million dollars. 3. These may be expanded if we get support from any members of the Tycoon Universe Please post in this thread to announce your interest and we can go from there.

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Manager Cynic Chris Record on the streets (420-0) Look I don't know why I'm not wearing a shirt right now. But what I do know is that you're speaking out of your ass. For starters, the only rat here is your manager. As for your claims of success vs other convicted members, I look at your resume and I see nothing but a bunch of tomato cans. Not a convicted member in site. Delusion at its finest. As for not claiming your kid, now that's just sick and inexcusable. Lastly, you claim Brady was chasing you but there's receipts that have presented that say otherwise. You first besmirched Brady management (myself) and then proceeded to shit on all his fighters. Then landed yourself a fight with future p4p great Yung Brady. Well guess what simple Jack? You let that mouth write a check that ass can't cash. Red rover red rover send some more bums over. Brady in 1 round. #sackyourshittymanager

Red vs Joe River is a classic Iron man match-up. We built different 💪 Good luck buddy. You're a legend @762x39

Highest rank 33 after 2 years of playing. More like #CurrentGooberBackpack instead of #futuregoat

BREAKING NEWS! Manager Cynic Chris has just received a picture from Yung Brady and his current whereabouts.

Neesum Mo: "This guy is a rat. He says I could never go into the top ranks of pound for pound under my current management, but he neglects to mention my managers current success against the convicted members. I don't expect many smart antics from a man named 'Yung' anything. Basically this overgrown mongoloid's only chance in the cage with me will be to hug me until the bells ring. If he wants to throw hands, he will be in for a rude awakening. I don't have a woman with my child, so I figure his comments are just about his own sister or cousins.. Possibly his own mother. Yung Oedipus. I'm not sweating this too much. Win or lose this man was so fascinated with me, while fighting for another promotion and weight class. Why not step up to the plate and man up. Looking for easy fights but I aint the one."

New thread for avatar requests and direct sales - All requests 50k on approval Supply your own base image - Ensure it is portrait style (facing mostly forward) One request at a time per manager No GIFs

OFFICIAL STATEMENT: Neesum Mo (5-0, 4(T)KO LHW PRODIGY) - "It has come to my attention that a fighter in a completely different organization, as a champion for them, has been so enamored by my performance recently that he has called me out, dragging my name and my fight camp. I train with some elite fighters day in and day out to be the best and I will not stand by it. The fucking guy, ( Yung Brady ) has already been exposed in his career getting knocked out by a mediocre wrestler. I completely devastated better wrestlers, better strikers and better everything than this man. He's got a big mouth but he wont publicize it. He loves my fights so much that he couldn't wait to try these hands. Despite him being in the heavyweight division, I plan fully on making this fight come to fruition at the hands of the management of the respective organizations. I dont know what this dudes weird obsession with fighting me outside of personal grudges at the management level. I was talking to my manager Scott Bandz and he told me it was up to me if i wanted to fight the bigger guy, and that Cynic Chris A.K.A Meat Management is ultimately a giant cock rider. Send the fight. Put the offer on my table. Too much time wasted already with this bum im ready to put his lights out."

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Are you referring to the GOAT of tycoon Chris Karter? You'd be honored to be his fluffer Scoot

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#sackyourshittymanager

Cynic Chris Don't you dare act like you don't know that women or I will surface some more evidence against another fighter on your management's roster.

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And the first ever back to back fighter of the year goes to... the GOAT.

Good luck Butch. (Good luck everyone).

No one cares Maurice... Get back to clicking on "barely legal" porn on discord.

Looks like Mere Con is getting his rematch, what a great fight that will be! We promise you to make trilogy happen between us! Grab the belt or die, that's how A. Mere Con will go into that fight!

I can do almost an immediate rematch, if the current champ wants that, or I can send Gentil into the next title fight. Honestly, being that the only one he's lost to recently was Matsuzaka, I'd almost rather see that rematch and have the winner of that fight be next anyway, so a rematch at this time would fit in timeline wise. Let me know what the preference is, this is one of those situations where I have some flexibility as there was no "strongly locked in" Top Contender battle right behind it.

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Keep the bets coming! We are up to 50k on our 1st event for Winter Warfare's tournament. Looking forward to the turnout when we get into the later rounds. Also, I have messaged Mike about the Real Life events and no update so far. Would love to get that going.

Jesse Pinkman: After a fight like that I must put out a statement about it, my opponent Marko did what he was supposed to do, counter and huge power into it, fair play to him, I respect him but I must face him again after I go and defend my belts a few times and hopefully with the right results, the stakes were big between me and Marko but he managed to climb above me in that Pound for Pound ranking and become one of the best fighters in DMMA, there's no shame in losing against one of the best. Fighting the best in two divisions ain't gonna end up right at one point, but all I have to do is to pick my head up and focus for my next fight where I will be defending my belt against Sean O Malley after I took his belt. he is dangerous and has power to put lights out but that won't apply in this case, I must win this fight that's all I have to say right now.

Vitali Kersikov II We are live here at DMMA 171 : Kersikov vs Pinks 2. Marko successfully claimed his king of the midgets title and we have been assured is now off the double whoppers. The fight on Sunday was about building a dynasty but today's fight is all about revenge. Pinks was the first man ever to stop Vitali with a cuts loss at DMMA 107. Anytime Vitali hit Pinks he was all over the place and falling to the floor but Pinks bit down on his gumshield and fired a blow that cut just above the eyebrow. The referee stopped the fight - some say prematurely. Pinks failed in his opportunity for the title previously and is going to try take the belt away from Vitali here tonight. Vitali is on his first defence of the belt tonight after taking the belt in spectacular fashion against Account. Vitali has promised the fans a swift finish tonight - saying that Pinks chin will be found by the end of the first round. It should be an action packed fight as the main event of the evening has arrived. Pinks walks out to his entrance music along with manager Action Jackson. He slowly bobs up and down to his theme music as he enters the cage. Vitali's music hits as Pinks enters the cage. Vitali is sprinting down the isle with the rest of the Kersikov's walking slowly behind him. He jumps over the cage before the door is opened for him and steps directly to his corner. A puzzled looking Pinks stares across from him as Vitali paces backwards and forwards like a caged lion. The referee gives his pre fight instructions and with a touch of the gloves both fighters go to their separate corners. Pinks comes out fast peppering his opponent with quick shots which appear to be annoying Vitali more than hurting him. Vitali finally launches a punch of his own which made a horrific noise as it lands on Pinks forehead. Pinks continues with his barrage of punches and kicks before Vitali starts to pick up the pace himself. Pinks is dancing around the ring landing his shots before he steps to his left and right into a monstrous body kick from Vitali which leaves him gasping. Vitali throws out a jab which sneaks through Pinks defences before Pinks throws a hail mary headkick which misses the mark by quite a distance. He seems to have lost his balance a bit as he goes to the ground but pops back up again. He then throws three quick jabs - the first one lands but Vitali blocks the other two before returning with a right hand which sends Pinks stumbling backwards. Pinks backs off out of the finishing blow before throwing another headkick which misses the mark and Vitali lands with a body shot which sends Pinks back against the cage. Vitali can smell blood and stands unloading big body kicks which drops Pinks hands to protect his mid section. As the hands dip down Vitali seizes the opportunity and lands a beauty of a right hand which sends Pinks to the floor. As Pinks stands back up Vitali fakes the left hook and lands a stiff right jab which lands clean on Pinks chin. Pinks falls backwards and his head bounces off the canvas. The referee seeing that Pinks is out cold rushes to stop Vitali from landing any more shots. A jubilant Vitali stands with the referee as Pinks is being attended to by the medical staff. The master of ceremonies stands in the centre of the ring. Ladies and Gentlemen the referee has called a stop to this bout at four minutes and twenty seven seconds of the very first round. Declaring your winner by knock-out - Vitali Kersikov the second. Vitali and his family members take the post fight pictures with Marko and Vitali proudly showing off their belts. The cage door opens and Alex K and his fighter Camara Account enter the cage. Alex K grabs the mic and demands an ending to the trilogy between the pair. Vitali grabs a microphone and accepts the fight before both fighters face off against each other. Dynasty 176 is announced over the stadiums speakers as the date which marks the trilogy between Vitali Kersikov and Camara Account.

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Alrighty, not the best start for my Uzbek lad. I think we can all agree people who win by submission aren't real winners. They're basically cowardly cheats. Not that I'm bitter. I am a little bitter. And twisted. Here's hoping for more success in The Less Fortunate round.

Winners Bracket - After Round 2 Fighter Manager Seed Build Wins (byes) Finishes (KO/Subs) Losses (NC) Randy No Neck Master Tessin 17 1/1/12/P 2 2 (1/1) 0 Rhashaun Kinkead Squirrely Dan 8 1/2/12/P 2 2 (0/2) 0 Caius Marius GWad 4 12/6/8/w 2 1 (1/0) 0 Domino Hurley Rush Grayson 12 3/9/9/w 2 0 0 Percival Nerd.. 3 PJ Jones 2 2/3/13/P 2 2 (0/2) 0 Choke Gracie Chuck W94 26 1/1/3/Br 2 2 (0/2) 0 Ruslan Beznisko Aleksey Markov 19 4/1/10/Br 2 2 (0/2) 0 Leonard Foster Arthur Vandelay 11 3/2/13/Bu 2 2 (2/0) 0 Losers Bracket - After Round 2 Fighter Manager Seed Build Wins (byes) Finishes (KO/Subs) Losses (NC) Whack Atim Scottie 2 Hot 5 1/8/10/Bu 1 0 1 Reece Russell Roman Benson 22 3/8/7/Bu 2 1 (1/0) 1 Nagatsuki Hideki Outlaw Bleak 13 5/13/4/w 1 1 (1/0) 1 Rene Dubois Jimmy Normal 14 7/4/12/Bu 1 1 (1/0) 1 Jemiah Colon Alfred Winterbot 9 12/1/8/w 1 1 (1/0) 1 Winter Panda Pika Choo 7 1/2/14/w 1 1 (1/0) 1 Azad Bekzod Billy Arseworth 1 4/4/12/w 0 (1) 0 1 Benjamin Walton Tycoon Judas 15 2/9/9/Bu 1 1 (1/0) 1 Mike CImellaro Cope T 6 8/4/9/w 1 1 (1/0) 1 Lenny Broadway Blue Soyster 21 1/1/9/P 1 (1) 1 (0/1) 1 Keith Chegwin Monkey!! 3 6/2/12/Bu 1 1 (1/0) 1 Pykky Kalla Frank Abbott 29 5/2/10/P 1 1 (0/1) 1 Jalo Ilmarinen Pat Sku 10 9/4/9/P 1 1 (1/0) 1 Kai Leilua Jason Hopson 24 3/12/4/w 1 1 (1/0) 1 Todd Garlind Biz Zee 18 3/2/11/P 1 1 (0/1) 1 Gustavo Avallone John Pezau 16 4/4/6/Br 0 (1) 0 1 Eliminated - After Round 2 Fighter Manager Seed Build Wins (byes) Finishes (KO/Subs) Losses (NC) Antoine Moreau Tyler Thompson 33 3/2/10/Bu 0 0 2 Tetsuo Nakaya Dillo Manager 31 3/3/12/w 0 0 2 Izzy Pererra Adam Lim 27 7/7/6/Bu 0 0 2 Cody Rhodes Ben Hornby 30 2/2/12/Bu 0 0 2 Tatjana Saphira Blue Aurora 23 12/2/3/w 0 0 2 Layne Fyste Dale Saw 34 3/3/12/Bu 1 0 2 Roland Cabera Joe Outlier 28 2/3/5/Br 0 0 1 (1) Jean Duranto Bloody Gutz 20 12/3/5/Bu 0 0 2 Rein San Nicholas Eric Landron 25 4/12/3/w 0 0 2 Haris Sisic Alen Delic 32 1/12/4/w 1 0 0 (1)

The SHIG "Lactose intolerant? Why are you so weak?" Editor's note: That's the most we've ever heard him say outloud.

Yellow Lotus is a center of Meditative and Healing Arts located in Northern California. Were not really sure what that means either, considering we train people to fight others in their undies. Coaches: Eugene Dillard Is a conditioning coach from Denver, Colorado. Dillard makes his fighters smoke weed before they go for marathon esque sessions. We think its probably counter intuitive, but the fighters sure do love him. Arnold Dillon is a former Kansas City Jazz linebacker. After being suspended for steroid use, he turned his focus back to his first love, wrestling. Dominick Griffith is a well known boxer in latin america. He is most well known for his fight with ricardo mayweather, floyds 3rd cousin twice remove. The match ended in a draw. The local news mistook the event as a softcore erotic movie, as they observed 30 minutes of two small men hugging. Carlos Morton learned Jiu Jitsu from the very best, Eddie Bravo himself. However, the man has twice the paranoia Eddie does. Part of him truly believes that Judo was invented by Japan as a way to win ww2. Seriously, look into it. Marty Villarael is a former boxer from Mexico with some serious ties to the Cartel. Known to smoke in the ring and make the fighters he corners smuggle coke up their asses when they travel. Hes a terrible coach and should be fired, but no one is brave enough to fire him. Theron Sykes is a traveling gypsy that wandered in to Yellow Lotus one day. We dont know much about him, other than that he used to teach yoga in Nepal, he has some crazy LSD induced envisions, and can roll a tight j. Mariano Petty is a former street fighter that had his shins and elbows replaced with titanium plates. Hes not allowed to spar anyone, so dont let him convince you otherwise. Roya Leblanc is a former wall street banker turned Zen Buddhist. He determines whether or not fighters are worthy of training at Yellow Lotus.

Back in California, now residing in the town known as 'Satan's Armpit,' Yellow Lotus re-emerges in the town of Bakersfield in order to avoid the feds who watch them with a careful eye. Atticus Finch is the de-facto veteran of Yellow Lotus. Now at 34 years old, Finch has been competing in Syn, putting together a highly respectable record of 8-4 at the top level of the game. Finch is seen as a spokesperson of the sport, and may be the most eloquent speaker in MMA. Shane Raffington is the newest addition to the Yellow Lotus team, and has yet to have a fight under their banner. However, the GAMMA veteran has a record of 26-17-1 and was at one point the #2 Middleweight in the world, #14 p4p overall. Dru Quick has had an illustrious KT career, and at one point was the #1 p4p SHW in the world. The former AKF champion is back to the org after a quick break, and looks to capture his former glory. The 33 year old is 21-12-1 in KT, and has plenty of years ahead of him. Those familiar with the land of Skyrim will be familiar with Salyn Sarethi. Personally, I think Dark Elves are self important assholes. I'm much more of a breton-mage guy myself. However, Salyn has been crushing it in Syn lately, and has won 3 out of his first 4 fights at Yellow Lotus. Dewey Decimal is a fan favorite at Syn. The most succesful fighter at Yellow Lotus, Decimal won titles at both WCF and Smash. After having moved on to Syn, Decimal has struggled to find his footing but is always a threath at the 135 division. "Immortal" Riley Hatfield is showing his knockout prowress as a new additiion to the SMASH roster. The time traveling cowboy has 15 wins to his name, including 11 Knockouts. If opponents dare try to trade blows with Hatfield, he has the pedigree to stop them dead in their tracks. Agnieszka Ostrowski has been fooling people that she is a man in order to fight men for a long time now. A Champion at AFC, Ostrowski is a globetrotter in every sense of the word, having fought at 7 different orgs. Mad Hatter has the most powerful fists in the Batamweight division. With 8 knockouts, Hatter at one time challenged for the Bellicose belt. Despite a losing streak, every moment in the ring with Hatter is a moment spent in danger. The Average Tycoon Player is honestly a piece of shit. His dorito crumb covered fedora is his prized possession, and a close second is his piss bottles. Refuses to move from his mom’s basement, which is a real cockblock for Linda. Thinks smoking weed is cool, which it is, but not the way he uses it. Player recently went on a 5 fight win streak in Bellicose, so maybe this sad sack of shit will make something of himself some day. Conforto was a gay man who was a friend of Theo Von’s who was a busboy with him. Looked like Don Flamenco. Took a bunch of pills and drove into an embankment. RIP. Another Bellicose prospect, Conforto holds a respectable 8-3 record. Following the resignation of Pope Pit Canthropus, Pope Cozad was named new Pope of the Tycoon world. Unlike His predecessor, Pope Cozad sticks very closely to the good word. It is known that his favorite passage is from Hebrews, “Those of whom believe in the divinity of See How It Goes shall be blessed with multitudes;” This was shocking to most Catholics, as we tend not to read that damn thing. Following the biggest card in RISE history, Chairman Era Winger engaged in a night of debauchery at an Amsterdam Tavern at the Red Light district. What resulted, 18 years later, was perhaps the greatest athlete of all time All around badass. Runs a multi-million dollar gaming website with an iron fist. Definitely has some mafia ties through his gambling app. Best plumber on earth. Cleans your pipes during the day, has your mom clean his pipes at night. It's Mike Fuckin' Cozad Tyrann Madden may have the bad habit of throwing his hands up in the air when the referee gets in the way, but no one can deny that he’s an incredibly talented fighter. I can’t believe he got kicked off the LSU team for weed bruh. 2012 was a different time. Julian Diaz is related to every single other Diaz in the Tycoon universe. Famous for his catchphrase “LET ME SMOKE BRO,” Diaz is hoping to partner up with Yellow Lotus Legend & coach Arlo Rochester on a nutrition company once his fighting days are over. Ju Dae Hyun was invited to Yellow Lotus was invited to the gym after the owner noticed a disturbing lack of asian fighters in the history of Yellow Lotus. Yellow Lotus prides itself onm inclusion and diversity. The owner even says that his best friend is asian. Adebayo Okoye is called a witch doctor by many that know him in America, those unfamiliar with his doctorate at Oxford. The man is a poet, and is a little off the beaten path. He is a perfect fit at Yellow Lotus. Raheem Anderson is another KO specialist at 135, something that the gym is quickly becoming known for. Raheem played high school football before being kicked off the team for tackling a Quarterback by putting him in a flying armbar. That QB grew up to be Zach Wilson, which is why he’s terrible. Danylo Belenuik put his wrestling career on halt to serve his country against the fascist forces of Putin. However, in the middle of the crisis he left the military to fight a far bigger threat to democracy: Fuhrer Alfred and his inner circle. Amanda Pena doesn’t give a fuck that she has to face men. She is considered a sex symbol in Brazil, mainly because she threatens to beat the shit out of anyone who says otherwise. Jakub Ostrowski is the brother of Agiezska, and was always a wimp compared to her. The Ostrowski’s are a long line of fighters, and Jakub felt as though he had no choice but to join the family profession.

Mike Tysons Punchout

Yellow Lotus is infamous for not taking itself too seriously, but I will bring in some real mothaphukkin g's at 370

It’s time for the quarterly update of the Yellow Lotus Center of Meditative and Healing Arts- this roster will, barring unseen circumstances, remain the same until half the roster inevitably gets Epsteined for 370k. The roster is as follows: Alejandro Scott- Formerly a top prospect of popart’s mentor, Scott was brought in to be a permanent staple of the Yellow Lotus family. Alejandro is a versatile fighter that will continue his MMA career at Combate Fighting Championships in Brazil, and will serve as a useful mentor to the younger fighters at the gym. “The Kansas City Law Dog” Bob Suf- at 24-17, Suf has retired and now serves as a security guard for Yellow Lotus, in order to keep LA’s homeless population out- at least, the homeless that can’t fight. Jocko Goggins- Absolute Mental Warrior. Can’t hurt him. Nature is a Pissed off motherfucker, but so is he. Boat carrier. MOAB Champion. “The Sioux City Strangle” Buster McDiggle- Buster is a new addition to Yellow Lotus, and has yet to prove himself. PL MMA and Madness veteran with a near .500 record. Top level grappler. McDiggle looks to Yellow Lotus to help him renew his career, and maybe help him get a less suspicious nickname. Bob Suf has been watching him closely ever since he arrived. Arlo “Flower Power” Rochester- Everyone’s favorite hippie has returned! A sensation in Japan, Rochester has begun grappling for CWC while he trains to join an Open ID org in the near future. Check out his interview here. Atticus Finch- Finch, after losing a title shot at FARTMMA, left the org to have 2 fights in Rapid Fighting Championship, before quickly finding a home at Stoner Fight League. At the time of this writing, he is 3-1 in SFL. Finch had never tried marijuana before joining SFL, and blames the Ginga Ninja’s special Jamaican Redrum strand for his only loss in the league. Dru Quick- Quick lost his debut for Eternity, but is one of the most exciting young prospects in the organization. With his heart set on never transitioning to MMA, Quick is -Quickly- becoming a KT phenom that will be a force to reckon with. Dewey Decimal- Decimal was a career long staple in the Madness Bantamweight division. After the company closed, Decimal moved to World Combat Federation, where he is yet to lose a fight and is their current Bantamweight champion. 4-0 and with 2 title defenses, Decimal takes on his toughest opponent yet in Bardia Farrokhzad that will be his toughest fight yet. Remember to keep the noise down while in the octagon with him, or else you’ll get a stern shushing. Shanti Anatta- Anatta really turned it around after the last Yellow Lotus update, and after he started sparring instead of just meditating on the concept of unconsciousness, he actually began to win some matches. Anatta won 4 in a row before being stopped by Antonio Brown in a title shot.Unfortunately, Anatta failed to realize that you cannot make someone unconscious if their brain isn’t actually working. Antonio Brown just hasn’t been the same since that hit by Vontaze Burfict. Carlos Villareal- “Carlos, you worthless can.” This was a sentence said to Carlos by his father, Yellow Lotus coach Marty Villareal. This is a statement that has lately been thought internally by his manager. Villareal has dropped his last three fights, and has lost both title shots in his career, much to the dismay of his father. His manager was strongly considering releasing him, but a benevolent overlord convinced his manager otherwise. With a promising granite chin, we’re all rooting for Carlos to get his shit together. Olukoye Baderinwa- Despite having a dope ass name, Baderinwa has had a .500 career so far, going 3-3 in Cali MMA. The jury is still out on Olukoye’s chin but he is the fastest learner around and packs a mean right hook. Riley Hatfield- Riley was a lost 18 year old kid who stumbled into an old saloon. After a drunk accused Riley of lookin' at his wife, a gunfight ensued that left Hatfield the only one remaining. He fears no man. Read more of his story here. Henry David Walden- Walden is an enigma. No one at Yellow Lotus exactly knows where he came from, but he claims to have lived in the Alaskan wilderness for an unknown amount of years before returning to civilization in order to fight. After sparring nothing but Brown Bears in the wilderness for years, Walden is ready to take on any opponent. Whitey Mcfighty- The People’s Champion. The community fighter. Every detail about him, from his weight class to his walk out song, has been chosen by the community. Keep up with his career here. Pizza Rat- Pizza Rat is a special guest at Yellow Lotus for the incredibly acclaimed tournament that is GoNY. Some "experts" claim that the Merry Men were duped, and that their new fighter is actually a homeless man from Syracuse. But c'mon, you're telling me he doesn't look exactly like he did in his video?

After quite a shake up at Yellow Lotus, here are the current athletes: Arlo Rochester- Permanently retired, spends his time running the Groove Gear store front, and the Groove Ganja (coming soon) side hustle out the back. Atticus Finch- The most ghetto bird you’ve ever seen. Mr. Finch was a respected lawyer in Monroeville, Alabama. After losing an incredibly contested trial, as documented in To Kill a Mockingbird, Finch decided to give up serving justice with his words, and to start delivering it with his hands. Dru Quick- Growing up in Harlem, Quick was told he’d never leave the hood unless he became a rapper or an athlete. After a disastrous first career as “Lil Quicky,” Dru realized he could probably use his 265 lb frame to knock some dudes out. “The ground game is for pussies.” - Quick Dewey Decimal- You may recognize Dewey Decimal’s name from the numerical Library Catalog. Many people think it was invented by Melvil Dewey. In actuality, Decimal is a real person, and he’s pissed. After years of teenagers talking too loudly and not returning books, he’s coming with a vengeance. If you want to study up on him, you better check 796.8 for books on ass kicking. Granite chin and great heart, this guy has a bright future ahead of him. Madness never die! Bubba Randall- Randall was just your average man who liked to wrestle other men while in his underwear- and then, he decided to try MMA. After being offered an 8 fight contract with Madness, and solely being paid in burgers and marijuana, Randall only has one fight left in his career at HFC, and then will hang up the gloves. This will make him the first man in Tycoon history with one fight in every single weight class, from 135 lbs all the way to a burger induced 265 lbs. We’ve heard that grease now runs through his veins instead of blood. Maybe this will make him slippery and harder to submit? We here at Yellow Lotus certainly hope so. Madness never die! Shanti Anatta- Attan is a Zen Buddhist whose name means “Peaceful Non-Self.” He has dedicated his life to helping people get deep, meditative sleep by squeezing their throat chakra. Anatta became the first belt winner in Yellow Lotus history when he won the openweight belt at Catch Wrestling Championship. However, he lost it before defending it and has had some extreme ups and downs since then. Anatta is spending more and more time meditating to try to find the answers to these troubles. Sparring would probably help more than meditating, you lazy fuck. Carlos Villareal- Carlos is the son of current Yellow Lotus coach and gang leader Marty Villarreal. From a young age, Carlos would help his father in his gang activities, particularly with drug deals as the young Villarreal would go unnoticed by the authorities. His boxing skills were noticed by his father after fighting off a cop to avoid arrest. His father decided to send him to Yellow Lotus, to decide his ultimate fate- will he be a successful cage fighter, or just another struggling gangbanger? Carlos is like if a mosquito bit one of the Diaz brothers, and got the idea that because he has Diaz blood in him he can fight. Make no mistake though, despite two early KO losses, this dude can take a punch, and is going to be a force to reckon with when fully trained. Olukoye Baderinwa- Could potentially be the best prospect to ever come through Yellow Lotus. His roots originate to an African tribe called the “Biziwhaeli’s”. Baderinwa is a Nigerian-American immigrant who takes his African roots seriously. A football player at his high school in Texas, Baderinwa shined under the Friday night lights until he was suspended for kneeling during the national anthem. Unhappy with his coach, he elected to quit football and start a career in MMA. Eduardo Estevez- Esteves is known as “The Mexican Masochist” because of his great love for pain- not only does he not dodge punches, he welcomes them. His opponents however, are not so thrilled to get in the octagon with him. His opponents have described his pre-fight nipple tweaking as “aggressive,” and his in-fight moaning as “deeply, deeply disturbing.” His manager agrees, but can’t argue with his granite chin and KO Power. Estevez has struggled early in his career with his manager forgetting to give him any tactical advice several times. He looks to compete in MMA at the conclusion of the Raven KT Tournament. Moldy Peach- Peach is a gypsy that wandered off the street with no name. He cited one of his favorite bands as The Moldy Peaches, and so the name has stuck. This gypsy’s learning speed might be stunted by all the sativa he smokes with Rochester, but he has a good chin and great heart. Arkadiuz Burdon- Burdon comes from a working class Catholic family from Gdansk. Known for praying with a rosary before he enters the cage, Burdon decided that there was more money to be made cagefighting in the States. Burdon taught himself enough broken english to taunt his opponents in the cage, and signed with the highly unsanctioned and brutal Florida Fight Squad. While struggling early to follow ringside advice due to a language barrier, he hopes to one day achieve gold and glory in Synchronicity. Innokenty Boleslav- Boleslav is a former Russian citizen who fled to Los Angeles after being wanted on charges of protest and treason. In America, Innokenty embraced the hippie lifestyle, moving into Yellow Lotus to train MMA. Innokenty takes the nickname “Psychodrome” as a tribute to the location where hundreds of Russian hippies were jailed, taken to mental hospitals, and forced into the armed services in 1971. Signing his first contract with Florida Fight Squad alongside Arkadiuz Burdon, Innokenty looks to prove he is here to stay. Young Lean- Lean is a rapper that Dru Quick knew from his rap days. Young Lean spent his youth peddling product to help his mama pay the bills. Always being a bit of a brawler, he hopes to refine his skill here and become a true fighter. Lean continues to rap on the side, and may one day return to the rap game full time. word on the street is if he doesn't pop good hiddens, his manager will have someone from west side bust a cap in his ass.

Sure does- and any fighter that makes it through the rigorous selection process gets a free ounce!

Does Bubba Randall still give out free Cheeseburgers for all New Members? If so i want in, A mans gotta eat!

Recent coaching additions to Yellow Lotus: Boyd Hatfield is a descendant of the Hatfields from the legendary Hatfield-Mccoys. Jebediah Hatfield, his grandfather, taught the rest of the family a primitive form of bare knuckle boxing to attack their foes when unarmed. Jackie Carter is a retired Mixed Martial Artist and Wrestling practitioner. Carter once won a fight in :07 seconds, with a flying armbar. However, after going 12-13 in his career, being knocked out 13 times, Carter developed CTE and was forced to retire. We’re not completely sure he knows where he’s at, or that our athletes can even trust him, but nonetheless he is one of Yellow Lotus’ longest tenured coach.

CAMP CAVE GANG: FUTUREGOAT RISING 2023 Shit, I figured since I got a logo for my gym I might as well flash it around the forums and what better way to do that than regular updates on my incredible fighters? Ladies, gentlemen and bums welcome to Camp Cave Gang updates 2023! This is where I will document my weekly Golden Showers that I be handing out to bums like the Smesh Hoes and One Skin Coyote Pack. CAVE GANG UPCOMING FIGHTS For the first weekend of March we got some easy fights and against bummy managers and fighters. Really, we should breeze flawlessly through all of these unless my fighters do their best impressions of the bums Scottie Bandz calls "his fighters". Wouldn't be surprised if we catch a few Ls though since I give my guys the freedom to fight however they see fit but most often than not (like 99% of the time) they lose when they start thinking they know better than me. I should really consider getting them off 100% shig😔. Moving on to the fights... VS First off we got the pride and joy of Cave Gang, the young South African tiger Chumani Adofo. He's going against White Goodman who, even with a record of 8-1, is a fucking bum, a bum. Despite being a champ of one of the best orgs of all time Money Promotions I still have no respect for this guy. My boy will step on him easy. He's light work like Mannetosen's guy Keith Kenny Ferkingbum, Camp Cave Gang's favorite hoe. VS Second fight of the weekend we'll be seeing young and promising fighter Kuromiya Hiro make his debut under Camp Cave Gang banners. This is a guy who looks really promising and soon he'll have his chance to show his worth. His opponent is a bum tho so I don't think I'll get to learn much from that fight but fuck it, hype's hype. VS Last Cave Gang fight of the weekend is the big stepper Yannick Sakala going against yet another Master Leader fighter. Master Leader just doesn't get tired of losing to Cave Gang, dude's like 0-3 vs us already and all the L's are TKO's. Last time we met Yannick Sakala put a pounding on that ass and put it to sleep in under a minute, 49 seconds to be exact. This is a good opportunity for both me and Yannick to prove our points, mine being: One Man Coyote Pack is a bunch of colourist mfers with no slider knowledge. I already retired one of their top dogs Optimal now I'm gunning to take out yet another one of them. For Yannick this is his chance to show that he's a threat in ENIGMA by taking out one of the top HWs in the division. Light work really VS Mid-week we're having one of our toughest fights of all time when we go against slider wizard and top CK prospect Jet and his guy Pauly Jurgensen Sanchez. Saying this fight is tough is and understatement, it's damn near impossible to win emo. Jet is like 1 of 2 Smesh Hoes I'm legit below in terms of skill, the other being none other than the Young GOAT John Wayne. Colby has informed me that he fears nothing and will put Pauly through hell as he looks to climb up the SYN rankings. My guy's confident in the face of adversity, what more can I ask for really? That's it for Camp Cave Gang updates this week. If you didn't like this write up then you're free to receive a Golden Shower from me, the FUTUREGOAT. Just link your top 100 p4p ranked fighter and I'll find him an opponent. GANG SHIT!! #FUTUREGOAT #BFM #ThePettyKing

Hmm, crazy how 4 of those 5 guys you beat are no longer on my roster. 2 QFC dubs, one over an 18 yo and one against a throwaway fighter lmao. You only have 1 win against me lil boy stop cappin

You're like annoying pest, get lost bum