aylib Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 I hate 5 day work weeks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 Working for the man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 I hate famous people who give there kids stupid names like ' tinkerbell pumpkin the third'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 People that dont wash their hands after they been in the bathroom, whats wrong with you? Â Â Â Oink Oink Pigs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegroovemonkey Posted March 29, 2014 Report Share Posted March 29, 2014 People that dont wash their hands after they been in the bathroom, whats wrong with you? Â Â Â Oink Oink Pigs. I agree after pooping but unless you pee differently than me, you don't really get dirty. I keep my hands BEHIND the stream of urine and that way they stay clean. My hands are a lot dirtier than my dick so if anything needs a scrub it's probably my schwatz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 29, 2014 Report Share Posted March 29, 2014 I agree after pooping but unless you pee differently than me, you don't really get dirty. I keep my hands BEHIND the stream of urine and that way they stay clean. My hands are a lot dirtier than my dick so if anything needs a scrub it's probably my schwatz. First thing I thought of when reading your post was "what about the sometimes present urine mist that comes from your piss hitting the urinal while standing there". Â This seems applicable : http://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/October-06-2011-22-31-52-wash.JPG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMATycoon Posted March 29, 2014 Report Share Posted March 29, 2014 Not washing your hands after you piss is really grim. The splashback goes everywhere, not to mention you have just held your junk. If someone put their hands down their pants and felt their cock and balls, then offered their hand for a handshake, you wouldn't take it. Â N.B. Don't dry your hands using an air dryer, unless it's an airblade. Those things basically squirt other peoples pee and poo on your now warm, wet hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted March 29, 2014 Report Share Posted March 29, 2014 My life right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBK16 Posted March 29, 2014 Report Share Posted March 29, 2014 I hate College coursework Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verbalkint Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 Wrrraaarrrr... when you play Football Manager, work your way up with Plymouth f'n Argyle to the highest heights of EPL... invest the bucks into your youth system... have two 9 star talents in the making for positions where you need a change... sending them out on loan to a cooperation partner with 70% games guaranteed in their first pro season... them playing a brillant season, going up 6-7 levels... AND THEN THEY COME BACK AS TWO 8 STAR PLAYERS!! FUCK OFF, LEYTON ORIENT!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBK16 Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 Wrrraaarrrr... when you play Football Manager, work your way up with Plymouth f'n Argyle to the highest heights of EPL... invest the bucks into your youth system... have two 9 star talents in the making for positions where you need a change... sending them out on loan to a cooperation partner with 70% games guaranteed in their first pro season... them playing a brillant season, going up 6-7 levels... AND THEN THEY COME BACK AS TWO 8 STAR PLAYERS!! FUCK OFF, LEYTON ORIENT!!! I usually take their star level with a pinch of salt. I just look at their attributes and if they fit what I need then I use them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verbalkint Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 I usually take their star level with a pinch of salt. I just look at their attributes and if they fit what I need then I use them. Â Yeah, i'm definitly overdoing there hehe, but i'm at late point in the game already where it is just about bringing 9 or 10 stars guys from the own youthcamp in the squad. Haven't bought a player externally the last 2-3 seasons already. And then day 1 of the new season came and i took a look at my new two starlets but they got Leyton Orient'ed. GRRR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 Roger Kint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 The curry I ate last night that's given me the shits today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felekseb Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 When i have an injury and i can't train Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 diarrhea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBK16 Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 Rain..But I live in Ireland so its EVERY FUCKING DAY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDude Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 I hate cramps. Not fun to be waked up by pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 2, 2014 Report Share Posted May 2, 2014 stupid people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBK16 Posted May 3, 2014 Report Share Posted May 3, 2014 Rent day....and Electricity Bill Day.....Which happens to fall on the SAME FUCKING DAY!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClarkKent Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 When your mustache grows too long and ends up coming into your mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClarkKent Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 AND when you get shampoo in your dick hole and it stings like a mother f#@*er Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 And when your dick shampoo gets in your mouth hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBK16 Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 When your mustache grows too long and ends up coming into your mouth hahahahaha  "coming into your mouth" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClarkKent Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 hahahahaha  "coming into your mouth" Hooooray for immaturity 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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