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Weekly News




- After having 2 fights outside of Umbrella, fan favorite Dennis Page has signed a new contract with Umbrella, his first fight back under the banner will be against Federico Manta



- David Lang, currently the 145lbs champion, has been fined for racial slurs. But it has also been confirmed by Igor that Lang will face the winner of Benjamin Ruggiero and Dennis Burza, who face off for the 135lbs title. Interesting times for the lighter weight divisions.



- Umbrella's owner, Igor Byhenikov, has 4 weeks left in his sling



- Fast rising star Oscar Dos Santos will be putting his two fight win streak to the test against the winner of Henry Rearden and Richard Exlax



- It's almost time for Umbrella to make the move to PPV and to help us, Igor has made a deal with Ascension owner Scott Davies and have entered a partnership which will see some of Ascension's best come over to Umbrella and fight in the cage. The first event in which this will happen is aimed for Umbrella 94.



- 2 titles are on the line at Umbrella 91 this week, the 170lbs title sees Kantoro Hoshino face off against the man he took the title from Nikolai Luzhin. And the 135lbs title will be won by either Benjamin Ruggiero or Dennis Burza


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Lang prepared a song for the pikey since he likes eminem.

 

 

 

"Hi PIKEY! Do you like heroin? (Yeah yeah yeah!)

Wanna see me stick Nine Inch needles through each one of shimmys eyelids? (Uh-huh!)

Wanna give me a handjob and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)

Try 'smack and get fucked up worse then george kellys career did(Huh?)

My teeth are black and I'm trying to get my tourniquet straight

But I can't figure out which bantamweight I want to impregnate (Ummmm...)

And my mom said, "Dave, your a crackhead!"

Uh-uhhh! "So why's your arm green ? Son you wasted!"

Well by age 12, I wanted to friends with someonelse, got tired of watching maxie jack off hanging from the top bunk by a belt, but got pissed off hearing scared dos santos ramble on, oh man, they need to cut his balls off"

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"Lucky" Liam O'Connor


30 years old


185lbs


10-4




" Despite being 30 years old, I still get the pre fight jitters. I think it's a mixture of nervousness and excitement. Being able to represent Ireland in the sport of MMA is an honour for me, I know a lot of people from back home go crazy when I walk past them in the street, the support they've given me since I made my professional MMA debut on The Island Season 1 is amazing. I can't wait until I'm back in that cage and the fans are chanting my name.



I intend on being competitive during my time here at Umbrella Corporation, I'm not here just to make the numbers, I'm here because of my fighting ability and because both Igor and Michael believe I have the potential to do well here. I'm dreaming of winning that Middleweight title but my focus at this time is on my fight tomorrow night against James Bowie (5-1) who has the skill set to test me. I'm hoping I'll get off to the best possible start by winning my first fight and then who knows what might happen.."


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Oscar "The Natural Born Killer" dos Santos


25 years old


205lbs


5-2





" What you mean I was called out by a Heavyweight?



...He's not even fighting in Umbrella?



...Wait, he's ranked lower than me in the worldwide p4p rankings?! Then why you telling me this? Let that fighter talk all he wants, I'm focusing on preparing for the winner of the Rearden / Exlax fight, I want to fight guys who are higher ranked than me, not lower.



Oh... a Cold Blooded Killers fighter, I guess that explains it... those guys really need to seek help to help them get over their drug addictions. Clearly they must be high or something.



Anyway, I'm heading back to the gym. I got a fight to prepare for."


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Mr osullivan. I would like to continue our tradition of fighting on the island. Ogawa or whatever you guys name is. Vs either #6 p4p laranja 135 or my 1-0 fighter assfister also at 135.

 

Thats another callout tough guy. The mincy little faggot balls are in your court.

 

PS kyle stanley is waiting at 205 and hoping dos santos climbs up the ranks ao I can knock you back down. Get your p4p up kid

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Oscar dos Santos - scared bitch or real fighter?

Well, here we have Oscar's words. He called out fighters who are higher than him in the rankings.

 

 

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Oscar "The Natural Born Killer" dos Santos

25 years old

205lbs

5-2

" I was recently offered a fight by Igor but unfortunately it looks like it wont happen, I'm not sure what happened, maybe the fighter left the org or he accepted another fight instead... not surprising he quickly tried to avoid fighting me..... So I want to take this opportunity to call out the winner of the Henry Rearden (7-2) vs Richard Exlax (7-9) fight on the 27th. I have Rearden as a strong favourite in this fight but if he loses, I know Exlax will be a worthy opponent for me. Both of these guys are ranked higher than me in the Umbrella Light Heavyweight rankings and so I want to change that. "

 

 

Here we have his two reasons why he declined the fight against Pablo Escobar.

 

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Oscar "The Natural Born Killer" dos Santos

25 years old

205lbs

5-2

" What you mean I was called out by a Heavyweight?

...He's not even fighting in Umbrella?

...Wait, he's ranked lower than me in the worldwide p4p rankings?! Then why you telling me this? Let that fighter talk all he wants, I'm focusing on preparing for the winner of the Rearden / Exlax fight, I want to fight guys who are higher ranked than me, not lower.

Oh... a Cold Blooded Killers fighter, I guess that explains it... those guys really need to seek help to help them get over their drug addictions. Clearly they must be high or something.

Anyway, I'm heading back to the gym. I got a fight to prepare for."

 

 

And this little pic will show us amount of hype+pop of both fighters. If you take a look at those two bars you will be able to see that Pablo has more hype+pop than Oscar.

 

The answer? Scared bitch.

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Pablo Escobar:
"What do we have when we mix genotypes of an irish bastard and brazilian monkey? Fuckin', big mouthed, coward - Oscar dos Santos. Don't you dare speak about my alliance, if you're not able to stand behind your words. When you find your balls in your manager's reticule, let me know"

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Pablo Escobar


"Henry Rearden's words proves that dos Santos is not aware of the reality. Even when I do not have a contract with Umbrella I want him to be tested on the presence of drugs in the body. Anyway, I'm waiting for dos Santos answer, if he won't fight against me I'll just have to accept the reality and focus on my career and trainings"


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Marky Mark and the Funky Punch in da house! The greatest cage dancer the Umbrella organization has ever seen has joined the ranks!

 

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Funky: In Russia we have this saying: "When the cat is away, the mice will play." But no more, 205ers. Do svidaniya.

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Henry Rearden

 

Just to throw it out there, Dos Santos you are actually ranked higher than Me or Exlax at the moment.... so everything you were saying isnt quite right.

 

 

 

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Oscar "The Natural Born Killer" dos Santos

25 years old

205lbs

5-2

" Wow man, when's the last time you checked the Umbrella Corporation rankings? You're ranked #20 in the Light Heavyweight rankings, Exlax is ranked #19. I'm ranked #23. Like I said, I want to fight the winner of your fight Rearden and maybe you don't know this but generally after you win a fight, you go up the rankings? So I'll probably still be around #23 but whoever wins your fight could go up quite a bit in the rankings.

If you lose your fight tonight, I'm sure it's because Exlax is the better fighter... not because it's been announced that I'm fighting the winner of your fight."

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Pablo Escobar:

"What do we have when we mix genotypes of an irish bastard and brazilian monkey? Fuckin', big mouthed, coward - Oscar dos Santos. Don't you dare speak about my alliance, if you're not able to stand behind your words. When you find your balls in your manager's reticule, let me know"

"Henry Rearden's words proves that dos Santos is not aware of the reality. Even when I do not have a contract with Umbrella I want him to be tested on the presence of drugs in the body. Anyway, I'm waiting for dos Santos answer, if he won't fight against me I'll just have to accept the reality and focus on my career and trainings"

 

 

 

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Oscar "The Natural Born Killer" dos Santos

25 years old

205lbs

5-2

" I can't believe in this day and age, racism still exists in the world of MMA. I don't take kindly to people making racists remarks, I've heard monkey chants in arenas before when fighters like myself are fighting and it sickens me. I'm a big supporter of the all the groups who try to stop racism.

Despite Escobar's remarks, I want to try and what I said earlier a bit clearer.

1. Escobar is a Heavyweight

2. Escobar is not fighting in Umbrella Corporation

3. He is not in the Light Heavyweight division in Umbrella and so as a result I do not know what his ranking would be in the division if he was fighting here

4. I checked his worldwide p4p ranking and found out that he was over 200 places lower than me on it and that is why I'm not interested in the fight at this time

5. Both Exlax and Rearden are above me in the Light Heavyweight rankings in Umbrella Corporation, whoever wins that fight will go even higher in the rankings and so by fighting them, it gives me the opportunity to boost myself up the rankings.

Perhaps if Escobar spent more time in the gym than running his mouth, he might actually go on to achieve something in his MMA career. Clearly he should keep his mouth shut as it looks like he doesn't have the brains to keep himself out of trouble. "

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Oscar "The Natural Born Killer" dos Santos

25 years old

205lbs

5-2

" I can't believe in this day and age, racism still exists in the world of MMA. I don't take kindly to people making racists remarks, I've heard monkey chants in arenas before when fighters like myself are fighting and it sickens me. I'm a big supporter of the all the groups who try to stop racism.

Despite Escobar's remarks, I want to try and what I said earlier a bit clearer.

1. Escobar is a Heavyweight

2. Escobar is not fighting in Umbrella Corporation

3. He is not in the Light Heavyweight division in Umbrella and so as a result I do not know what his ranking would be in the division if he was fighting here

4. I checked his worldwide p4p ranking and found out that he was over 200 places lower than me on it and that is why I'm not interested in the fight at this time

5. Both Exlax and Rearden are above me in the Light Heavyweight rankings in Umbrella Corporation, whoever wins that fight will go even higher in the rankings and so by fighting them, it gives me the opportunity to boost myself up the rankings.

Perhaps if Escobar spent more time in the gym than running his mouth, he might actually go on to achieve something in his MMA career. Clearly he should keep his mouth shut as it looks like he doesn't have the brains to keep himself out of trouble. "

 

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Pablo Escobar

"If you look through our conversation you'll realize that I responded with a little bit of racism truth on your accusations on CBK's members. I thrown you a challange to meet in HW division, you would have speed advantage. When it comes to a contract I would be able to become a part of Umbrella's HW division within 24 hours. Also, I'm sad that my manager had problems with his computer during writing "Breaking News" because a little pic hadn't been attached, but I'll add it on my answer. Anyway, that's my last message to you, Oscar, since you're not a kind of guy who looks for challanges"

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And Pablo has more hype+pop.

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"Lucky" Liam O'Connor


30 years old


185lbs


10-5




" Damn, I knew this fight would be tough. Though I would have been able to secure a submission on the ground but I didn't get it tonight. Probably wasn't the best of decisions to try and stay on the ground, Bowie has some nasty ground and pound!



I'm looking to bounce back as soon as I can and I hope that in my next fight I'll get the win! "


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Oscar "The Natural Born Killer" dos Santos


25 years old


205lbs


5-2





"Feel sorry for Rearden, it looks like the talk of me vs the winner of his fight really got to him. Exlax confirmed as my next opponent I guess, #14 Umbrella Coporation LHW Exlax (3656 p4p) vs #21 Umbrella Corporation LHW dos Santos (4443 p4p) sounds good to me!"



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Lang

 

"Listen dos santos. When you walk into an arena and I chant monkey im not cheering for you. Your a self absorbed little twat. My teammate stanley would fight you. It seems like you call out someone and expect to fight them. But when multiple people call you out you just come up with reasons not to fight. Cowardice if you ask me. I got a teammate name garfield sobers who has fought at shw lhw and mw. About to debut at 170 but I think you should fight him. Both close In rank plus hes smaller. This is a good opportunity for you to beat up a smaller guy and not be a coward. This is mma not boxing where managers try to set up big money can fights. Be a man.

 

As far as liam oconnor I wish castaway hadnt retired so he could beat the snot outta liam again. Remeber that great unbeaten streak he crushed and took your belt. Liam has no game. Hes a can. Clinch fails. No TDs. Its nice his chin is decent since he likes to get his ass whupped

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Breaking News

Former Champions Return

Undefeated Aslak Aas whose title was stripped from him for inactivity, has re-surfaced. It is worth noting that he never actually lost his title and still holds an undefeated record. His teammate and former Umbrella 205lbs Champion, Iso Kaato, who also went missing and never dropped his belt has decided to come back to Umbrella.

Both are managed by Ville Coleman, who has decided to bring himself and his fighters out of hiding, is currently in talks with Igor about their first fights since returning. Will a title fight be in their near futures?

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Lang

 

"My opponent is burza or something like that. Ive never heard of him. But I got a meassage for him.I hope your ready cause hell is waiting on you, while im preying on you. Not on my knees though. I mean preying on you I gotta feed bro and your death is nutritious to my appetite. After I eat you are sure to see afterlife."

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