Impact (235k+ restricted) - The Official Smack Talk Thread.

"no name dumbass"

Pfft, joke's on you! If i am a quote/unquote "no name dumbass" then WHAT THE FOOK is "LIAM MCGUINESS????"

Oh... That would be my NAME! So if my NAME is Liam McGuiness, how could i be "no name?"

Who's the dumbass now?

(Liam McGuiness walks off with a smug smile on his face)

Dumbass... hehe... He said "ass"... (giggles)

Edited August 27, 2014 by jhinh

August 27, 2014

Pate Perhana - I've got your number, and on September 12th - at IMMA 44 - You're going down and going out.

Watch out.

kimboslice92 · August 28, 2014

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August 28, 2014

IMMA 41 review

265+lbs Calm Like a Bomb vs John Doe

Doe came out of his corner looking to take the fight to Bomb. It looked like his game plan was to clinch up and then work over Bomb but Bomb was being a little more cautious and defended against the clinch well whilst landing some counter punches. Doe was starting to take some big punches and needed to get into the clinch if he was to still have a chance at taking the victory. Bomb landed with a massive right hand that knocked Doe to the floor and followed up with hammer fists until the ref jumped in. A good first fight for Bomb under new management, I'm sure we haven't yet seen all that Doe has to offer and once he finds his rhythm I think we will see a completely different fighter.

Winner: Bomb by TKO(strikes) in round 1

205lbs LaMotta vs Irvin

LaMotta controlled the action in the first round pretty well, landing some good punches. Irvin seemed to big looking for a big finish trying to land a decent head kick but didn't get much joy. He did take the fight into the clinch and did quite well with his knees and even cut LaMotta at one point but LaMotta still managed to defend well and land some good punches. In round 2 LaMotta stepped it up a gear and knocked Irvin down twice, Irvin bravely continued and took the fight into the safety of the clinch until the end of the round. In the final round LaMotta knocked Irvin down again and made sure he was in the right place as he got back to his feet and finished him off with a lovely right hook. A great fight by LaMotta which saw Irvin and his management part company.

Winner: LaMotta by TKO(strikes) in round 3

155lbs Lodbruk vs Robinson

Robinson very quickly took the fight to the floor, Lodbruk defended well and kept control and didn't give Robinson any chance to make an impact. Before long the ref stood them up and let the fight continue. Robinson wasn't as fortunate with his takedown attempts for the rest of the round and Lodbruk kept chipping away with some decent jabs and punches. Lodbruk did catch Robinson with a beautiful head kick towards the end of the round but to Robinson's credit he quickly got back up and continued the fight. It took Robinson deep into the second round before he could successfully get a takedown, once again Lodbruk worked his magic and controlled Robinson well forcing a ref stand up. Robinson took a few big shots to the head before getting caught with another head kick which put him out cold on the floor. A great fight by both fighters.

Winner: Lodbruk by KO(head kick) in round 2

205lbs Skilgannon vs Dobczynski

There wasn't too much between these fighters but it was Skilgannon's takedowns that made the difference at the end of 3 rounds. He had much more success than Dobczynski when it came to taking the fight to the floor. Once on the floor they were so equally matched that neither could really take advantage. Both fighters made good attempts at submissions and at ground strikes but in the end it was down to the judges who awarded Skilgannon the win. A nice victory for Skilgannon.

Winner: Skilgannon by unanimous decision.

155lbs Friedlander vs Layser

Another fight which went the distance. Layser really took control of the fight and decided where the fight would take place in the first two rounds, moving from the clinch to the floor. Friedlander defended well but wasn't able to attempt any submissions or GnP himself. In the 3rd round Friedlander really came to life and took control of the action but he was unable to get the finish and it was left to the judges who decided Layser's performance in the first 2 rounds was enough.

Winner: Layser by unanimous decision.

170lbs Wuzz vs Horn

Horn came out looking to fight but unfortunately for him, Wuzz seemed to have the edge when the fight was on the floor. Wuzz was so active that Horn had defend a lot of the time and wasn't able to attempt too many submissions. Horn did land some good strikes in the brief time that they were standing but in the end, Wuzz was just too much this time and caught Horn in a Kimura with just 1 second to go in the final round.

Winner: Wuzz by submission(Kimura) in round 3)

155lbs Bakiyev vs Monet

Monet came out looking for a big finish, he mainly threw big combinations mixed up with a few leg kicks. Bakiyev showed some class and initiative by standing back a little letting Monet punch himself out whilst catching him with some decent counter punches. It ended up going the distance with the judges scoring Bakiyev the winner. Bakiyev has now started a small 2 fight win streak since signing up to Impact.

Winner: Bakiyev by unanimous decision.

265+lbs LeMuria vs McGee

McGee was desperate to clinch in the first half of the opening round, LeMuria was well prepared and peppered him with some big counter punches at every attempt he made at clinching. McGee decided to try and take the fight to the ground with LeMuria defending well against them. A big cross landed for LeMuria out of nowhere and then he quickly followed it up two more massive shots putting McGee out cold on the canvas. A great finish by LeMuria.

Winner: LeMuria by KO(punches) in round 1.

170lbs Hefner vs Jeferson

Hefner showed some great defending skills against Jeferson's takedowns. Jeferson was relentless and was determined to take the fight to the floor, Hefner defended well and some good punches as he pushed Jeferson away. After Jeferson's final takedown attempt Hefner caught him a perfect combination putting his opponent on the floor. The ref quickly jumped in and had seen enough. An impressive debut for Hefner.

Winner: Hefner by TKO(strikes) in round 1.

155lbs Battle vs Maskrey

After a few seconds of trading punches with Battle coming off slightly better, Maskrey took the fight to the floor and potentially a dangerous place for Battle to be. Maskrey tried to improve his position so he could look for a submission but the ref felt he wasn't active enough and stood the fight up. Battle defended against 3 more takedown attempts and then connected with a couple of big punches before finally knocking down Maskrey with a right hook. As he got back to his feet Battle finished the job with a huge uppercut and turned out Maskreys lights.

Winner: Battle by KO(punch) in round 1.

Coming soon, IMMA 42 preview

RazorMuayThai · August 29, 2014

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Bobby Turner

So my debut fight is agreed for IMMA 46 and boy am I excited!! Me and my camp have been training hard and with just under a month to go I already feel ready to step into the cage and do some damage! I'll be training hard, keeping fit and getting stronger in prepartion to show you guys what I am made of! Joseph Foster, you better be ready boy! I'm coming for you!

potter09 · August 29, 2014

warren Peace you maggot.

Very quick to open your mouth considering your not even signed yet you fucking dirt bag

August 30, 2014

IMMA 42 preview

taking place tonight at the Hard Knocks arena, London.

155lbs The Can(15-5-0){1-1-0} vs Jeffrey "The Proper" Winshire(5-0-0){3-0-0}

The Can is making his last appearance for Impact MMA. He unfortunately lost his first fight against the talented Timothy Robinson who proved to be just too much for him on the ground but he then went on to wow the fans with another impressive victory over Beach Bumm. Tonight we will see him go up against Winshire who is currently on a 3 fight win streak after defeating some talented ground fighters. The Can will probably look to take control early in the fight and take it to the safety of the clinch where the Can does what he does best. Winshire has already overcome much more skilled fighters than himself and will look to take the fight to the ground before he takes too much damage.

My prediction: Both are very good fighters and could easily take the win but I think The Can may have the slight edge in tonight's bout. The Can by Tko in round 3.

265+lbs Maximillian Xezeron(6-2-0){6-2-0} vs Dave "The Beast" Batista(7-4-0){1-0-0}

Xezeron is a superb Muay Thai fighter with only 2 losses in his career to his name, both title fight opportunities and both times to Josh Lang. Xezeron will probably be looking to make short work of his opponent tonight in attempt to rebuild some confidence and prove to himself and the fans that he is still the #1 contender and still deserves a shot at taking the belt from Lang.

Batista made an impressive debut in his last fight taking KO of the night in the second round. He also is talented Muay Thai fighter but will have his work cut out tonight as Xezeron is known for thinking on his feet and taking opportunities as they come up.

My prediction: I think I'll have to go with the fans favourite Xezeron, he's able to mix it up well and keep his opponents guessing. Xezeron by Tko in round 2.

265+lbs Sewy Cide(5-1-0){4-0-0} vs Clinchy "Clichier than your Ex" McClinch(6-2-0){6-2-0}

This is a fight I've been waiting a long time to see, two talented youngsters breaking into the top contender spots and keen to get a title shot. Sewy Cide is a powerhouse of a boxer with deadly KO power. He is currently on a 4 fight win streak at Impact MMA (5 fights overall) and his opponents have yet to make it out of the first round.

McClinch is a nasty clinch fighter with great knees and KO power. He has only lost twice in his career so far, once to the now title holder Lang and the last time by an unexpected submission. He has excellent strength and is almost impossible to break his clinch. Once you are in his grips, normal the only way out is by hitting the canvas out cold.

My prediction: There isn't too much between these fighters although they have very different styles they both do their job equally well. McClinch's morale isn't quite up to the max but I doubt it will have a huge impact on the result. I don't think I can pick a winner from these two tonight.

265+lbs Fat "Mayonnaise" Burger(4-3-0){4-3-0} vs Diego "The Gladiator" Bustamante(4-1-0){1-0-0}

Next up are a couple of my favourite fighters. Burger probably has the deadliest elbows in the org while Bustamante has a dangerous right hand that can drop opponents in a flash. Burger had a great run of 4 wins in a row which saw him climb to the top of rankings. He then went up against McClinch and Sewy Cide and didn't quite look as good as his normal form. Hopefully tonight he will be 100% focussed and give Bustamante a run for his money.

Bustamante made his debut in his last bout and walked away with a win in style by knocking his opponent out in the first round. Bustamante looks to be comfortable fighting at a distance or up close in the clinch but it will be interesting to see if he's will to get up close and personal with Burger in the clinch with Burger's fight stopping elbows.

My prediction: Bustamante is a clever fighter who adapts quickly to his opponents skills, Burger has some serious raw power that will leave his opponents out cold it they lose focus for a split second. Too tough for me to call in this one.

170lbs Trev "Yetti" Hartley(5-3-1){4-3-1} vs Shapovolov "The Titan" Sokoloff(5-3-0){3-3-0}

After an up and down start to his career at Impact Hartley is now starting to string together some decent wins to put himself on the start of a nice win streak. He has the advantage of having some decent striking capabilities along with the eye to land some great submissions.

Sokoloff has 4 of his 5 wins coming from submissions and will look to take the fight down as early as possible to avoid getting caught by Hartley's right hand. His morale is starting to get pretty low after his last loss and wearing the same magic white's for 8 fights. Some new clothes from his manager will have his morale sorted within 4 or 5 days but with it in this state really could harm his result here tonight.

My prediction: It should have been a good test of both fighters but I think Hartley's morale will help him get a quick win tonight. Hartley by TKO in round 2.

265+lbs Gabryel Catchmaer(2-1-0){1-1-0} vs "The Hamburger Helper" Jucal Jabneel(1-0-0){0-0-0}

Catchmaer unfortunately lost his debut fight to Sewy Cide as he was climbing the ranks. But he certainly put the record straight and gave us a glimpse of his talents with a career ending KO punch in his last fight against Tom Jones.

Jabneel will be making his debut for Impact later tonight. He has only had 1 fight in his career so far where he scored a comfortable victory thanks to his heavy GnP strikes, knocking his opponent out in the first round. Catchmaer may have the edge if he can keep the fight standing but even though he has the same bjj belt as Jabneel, he will have to be very careful of Jabneel's excellent wrestling skills.

My prediction: This should be a great fight but I think Jabneel will have the edge if he can get an early takedown. Jabneel by TKO in round 3.

265+lbs Junior "Beast" Nog(1-1-0){1-0-0} vs "The Mammoth" Mats Thorenson(2-2-0){2-1-0}

Nog walked away with a victory on his debut in his last bout by landing some impressive punches knocking his opponent out in the first round. Thorenson was not quite so fortunate on his debut but has more than made it for it recent fights and he finds himself on a 2 fight win streak. Thorenson is more comfortable fighting on the canvas and dropping some big bombs whilst I suspect Nog will look to try and keep the fight standing while looking for an opportunity to land a big punch to finish his opponent.

My prediction: This should be a close fight and a great test for both fighters. Thorenson has the slight edge in my opinion with slightly more experience than his opponent. Thorenson by decision.

170lbs "The Eternal President" Kim II Sung (1-1-0){0-0-0} vs Bang Ding Ow(1-2-0){1-1-0}

Sung is another new comer joining the ranks of Impact MMA. He is a great all round fighter who hasn't had too many fights in his career just yet with just 1 win and 1 loss. His win came by submission but he also has the skills to mix it up if he should wish.

Ow has had 2 fights at Impact, a superb submission victory in his first fight with a loss from a decision in his last fight. Ow is also a talented all-rounder, he has a slight striking advantage of his opponent but this fight could easily just be a battle on the ground.

My prediction: With not much being known about Sung and Ow not having too many fights under his belt either, this one is too difficult for me to call but should be a great fight.

265lbs Academy Division Storman Norman(0-0-0){0-0-0} vs James Bartles(0-0-0){0-0-0}

This will be the first ever bout from two youngsters who joined Impact's Academy Division a few weeks ago. They are both 18 years of age and have yet to take their first professional fight. Norman looks to have trained hard in Muay Thai skills and has been working hard on his wrestling technique whilst Bartles looks to be more of a ground fighter who has specialised in bjj with a decent amount of wrestling technique. I think Norman will look to keep the fight standing and could even take the fight to the clinch to give his opponent a working over. Bartles will probably take the fight to the floor in attempt to submit or knock out his opponent with some GnP.

My prediction: Very difficult to tell with these youngsters but if Norman can hold his ground and keep the fight standing he should walk away with a win. Norman by TKO in round 2.

155lbs Ricardo "Light Sleeper" Dias(3-1-0){3-1-0} vs "The African Tornado" Abedisi Mahamud(0-3-0){0-2-0}

Dias had notched up a 3 fight win streak until his last fight where he suffered a loss inside the clinch. His morale is a little dented but nothing too much to worry about and it will be interesting to see how he comes back after his loss.

Mahamud hasn't had the best of starts to his career so far and has been unable to find his rhythm and get a win under his belt. Mahamud is a talented striker with a huge heart and will be looking for his first victory tonight otherwise he may have to think about his training strategy. His manager has done an impeccable job of managing his morale and he will step in to the cage in fantastic shape tonight.

My prediction: They both have good striking ability but I think Mahamud will have more motivation for the win tonight. Mahamud by TKO in round 3.

August 31, 2014

Impact MMA Rankings at 31st August

155lbs

1) Paul Landen - champion (new entry)

2) Sigurd Lodbrok (new entry)

3) Pale Monster (- 1)

4)Chan Sung Aoki (+ 1)

5) Mac McNulty (new entry)

170lbs

1) Andokuhle Congo (new entry)

2) Ronaldo Souza - champion (no move)

3) Daisuke Takemura (no move)

4) Ken Masters (- 3)

5) Enrico Moya (-1)

205lbs

1) Jake LaMotta (+ 1)

2) AG Pennypacker - champion (- 1)

3) Timo Kahuna (new entry)

4) Sisu Okunaba (+1)

5) James Irvin (-1)

265 Academy Division

265+lbs

1) Josh Lang - champion (no move)

2) Maximillian Xezeron (no move)

3) Calm Like A Bomb (+ 2)

4) Sewy Cide (new entry)

5) Mark McCain (new entry)

Top 10 pound for pound fighters at Impact MMA- p4p

1) Josh Lang 940

2) Andokuhle Congo 1369

3) Paul Landen 1567

4) Jake LaMotta 1655

5) Maximillian Xezeron 1747

6) Ronaldo Souza 1985

7) Calm Like A Bomb 2102

8) Daisuke Takemura 2143

9) Sewy Cide 2196

10) Sigurd Lodbrok 2285

Most fights in org

Alex Jeferson (10)
Vinnie Haz (10)
Nick Dick (10)
Jimmy Sheppard (9)
Maximillian Xezeron (9)
Jimmy Karl (9)
James Irvin (9)
Olek Skilgannon (9)
Trev Hartley (9)
Clinchy McClinch (9)

Most wins in org

James Irvin (7)
Jake LaMotta (7)
Maximillian Xezeron (7)
Clinchy McClinch (6)
Nick Dick (6)
Pale Monster (6)
Enrico Moya (5)
Mark McCain (5)
Jimmy Sheppard (5)
Sewy Cide (5)

Most KO wins in org

Jake LaMotta (6)
Nick Dick (5)
Le Muria (5)
Sewy Cide (5)
Jimmy Sheppard (5)
Clinchy McClinch (5)
James Irvin (5)
Joey Kocur (5)
Fat Burger (4)
Lucas Pierce (4)

Most sub wins in org

Pale Monster (5)
Ronaldo Souza (4)
Shapovolov Sokoloff (4)
Zurab Sergeev (3)
Maximillian Xezeron (3)
Santa Claus (3)
Jimmy Karl (3)
Olek Skilgannon (3)
Bang Wuzz (2)
Django Freeman (2)

Fights & Awards

Total fights until yesterday: 428
KOs: 222 (51.9%)
Subs: 95 (22.2%)
Decisions: 110 (25.7%)
Draws: 1 (0.2%)
Total awards: 172
Total fight of the night awards: 88
Total sub of the night awards: 41
Total KO of the night awards: 43
Total award pay: $389,000.00

August 31, 2014

Scott page least when I sign for an org I don't run away from it so when I sign for IMMA I will not run away from a fight like you have you lil wimp

skull · August 31, 2014

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Jake LaMotta

With Impact coming to an end here soon I have decided that it is time for me to leave now rather than wait. I would like to thank Impacts management for giving me a shot. I've been able to accomplish a lot in my time at Impact: the first and only man to beat James Irvin (not once but twice), the 2nd Light heavyweight champion in Impact history, currently tied for most wins (7) in Impact , and holds the current record for most KO's (6) in Impact. If there was a Impact HOF I should definitely be in it. With that said I'd like to wish all the fighters the best of luck. I will be continuing my career with HEAVY WEIGHT PRIZE FIGHTING should anyone be interested

JoeLang · September 2, 2014

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Not long from now, i will be fighting Cas Maverick. Now i bounced back after my loss to Mazzuca with a beautiful flying knee but now i face a tough opponent in Maverick who is coming off a loss since beating my good friend Liam McGuiness. This is anyone's fight and i know how dangerous Maverick's hands can be. Which is why when we step into the cage...

(interrupting) YOU'LL WHOOP HIS ASS!!!!!!!!! JUST LIKE I WILL DO TO THAT SMELLY HAIRY UGLY MAZZUCA!!!!!

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Seriously, dude? Can you stop interrupt...

That's right, Cas Maverick!! My boy Jack here will make mince meat of you!! He's gonna carve you up, slice you open and eat your for breakfast!!!

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(facepalm) Liam.......

Which is exactly what I'm gonna do to you Mazzuca, you smelly good-fer-nuthin cheating bastard!!!! Tell them Jacky boy!! You gonna knock him out!!

FIGHT!! FIGHT!! FIGHT!! FIGHT!!!

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Er, yes. We are signed to an MMA org to fight. That's the idea, isn't it? Anyway Cas, sorry about my friend here. He get's a bit excited sometimes. I'll see you in the cage soon enough. Let's make it a good one!