Impact (235k+ restricted) - The Official Smack Talk Thread.

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SUPER FLY

After I completely destroy Tank Worries, I will gladly take you on. You wanna know why? Cuz I'm The Super Fly

 

 

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Harrison Yates

3-0-0

You're an easy fight. I'm not looking for a tune-up fight, but if I must, I'll gladly destroy you in ways never thought of before.

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SUPER FLY

What ever makes yourself feel better, I can all but guarantee that NO one gets better training than me. You are nothing special my manager will pick you apart with a gameplan suited just for you

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Harrison Yates

3-0-0

Your manager won't step in the cage with you boy. I listed my preferred opponents, all fighters ranked above me with no fight lined up. I already beat Grey, whose manager was #1 ranked in the world. No game-plan works against me.

To the owner of the organisation, get me a fight with someone decent. I have a shit contract with 3 fights left. I expect my 3rd fight to be a title-shot vs. Pennyfucker. I'll take everyone, one by one.

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Super Fly

Gray was a shitcan fighter I would hope that you would beat him, it was obvious that he only had one way to win. But your excuses make me sick, I get it you are scared of losing to a lower ranked figher. Thats pretty much being a bitch. If you would not fight someone ranked lower than you just to prove a point then why would one of the higher ranked fighters that you are calling out accept you seriously. Answer is they would see you as the joke you are .

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Super Fly

Gray was a shitcan fighter I would hope that you would beat him, it was obvious that he only had one way to win. But your excuses make me sick, I get it you are scared of losing to a lower ranked figher. Thats pretty much being a bitch. If you would not fight someone ranked lower than you just to prove a point then why would one of the higher ranked fighters that you are calling out accept you seriously. Answer is they would see you as the joke you are .

 

 

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Harrison Yates

3-0-0

I already fought and knocked out a lower-ranked fighter. I deserve a step-up in competition. Your fighter is a can, and I don't want to be accused of can-crushing. I would rather fight higher ranked opponents, some of which I have mentioned in my previous responses.

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Super Fly

The only "can" here is the soda I'm drinking. But I'll let you slid this time. Go get your "big name" fight. I will be right behind you very soon in the ranking and then you will not be able to make so many excuses

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Timothy "Red Dragon" Robinson (238177)

 

Thanks for the props and once again thanks to my opponent The Can for putting it on the line against me. That win was a bit of a confidence booster and i think i'm on the right track to getting myself back in title contention.

 

Now i was originally supposed to enter TWGC but it seems my application was rejected because i am too small to enter. Well, that just means i can focus on training and reaching my goal here in IMMA.

 

Rumour has it that Jeffery Winshire wants to put his undefeated record on the line against me. While on paper i have all the advantages, it is a very dangerous fight for me as he is undefeated for a reason.

 

I escaped my last fight against The Can relatively unhurt so i am open to fighting you if you want to step into the cage with me. Otherwise, i'd like a chance to avenge my loss against Sigurd Lodbrok. I had you down and couldn't capitalise and got caught. Given a second chance, it won't happen again.

 

Either way, let's dance!

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BRUCE LEE

LFC Lightweight Champion Bruce Lee here to say that he will be in attendance for The Can vs Beach Bumm. Bruce Lee has plenty of history with both these men and a little unfinished business with Bumm. Bruce Lee has a match soon but would be open to the idea of a "superfight" between Himself and Bumm to complete there trilogy. So if the two Org owners could agree to terms this would be awesome, but if not know that Bruce Lee will be in Hilo should you get the balls to fight him again!

[Guest]

I personally like the idea of these fights being set up. Beach Bumm felt he had unfinished business with The Can and I was happy to put the fight together.

 

I've passed the information on to Beach Bumm's management and am waiting for their reply. I think this could be another great fight people would like to see.

[Guest]

Smack Talker of the Month- July

 

It's that time of the month again when the Smack Talker of the Month has to be decided. There was a nice explosion of activity towards the end of the month with some new managers getting involved with some of the regulars. It was a pretty close run competition by a couple of managers but Smack Talker of the Month - July goes to Jinh aka Joe Lang. A bonus of $10k has been deposited in your manager's account.

 

Thank you for everyone taking part, keep up the good work. Don't forget the smack talk is also here to call out any opponents that you may have unfinished business with or that you think would make an entertaining fight as well as for your comments on upcoming and previous events held at Impact MMA.

[Guest]

Impact MMA current rankings at 2nd July 2014

 

155lbs

1) Beach Bumm (new entry)

2) Pale Monster - champion (-1)

3) Timothy Robinson (new entry)

4) Rory Kirkpatrick (new entry)

5) Chan Sung Aoki (-1)

 

 

170lbs

1) Ken Masters (+1)

2) Ronaldo Souza - champion (-1)

3) Daisuke Takemura (no move)

4) Enrico Moya (new entry)

5) Santa Claus (-1)

 

 

205lbs

1) AG Pennypacker - champion (no move)

2) Jake LaMotta (no move)

3) Timo Kahuna (new entry)

4) James Irvin (+1)

5) Sisu Okunaba (-2)

 

 

265+lbs

1) Josh Lang - champion (no move)

2) Maximillian Xezeron (+2)

3) John Doe (new entry)

4) Clinchy McClinch (new entry)

5) Calm Like A Bomb (no move)

 

 

265 Academy Division (all new entries this month)

1) Errol Del Frances

2) Storman Norman

3) Carl Hauser

4) Stephen Ando

5) Joseph Foster

 

 

Top 10 pound for pound fighters at Impact MMA- p4p

1) Beach Bumm - 1127

2) Josh Lang - 1457

3) Maximillian Xezeron - 1533

4) Pale Monster - 1581

5) AG Pennypacker - 1841

6) Timothy Robinson - 2225

7) Rory Kirkpatrick - 2292

8) Jake LaMotta - 2370

9) John Doe - 2451

10) Ken Masters - 2489

 

 

 

Most fights in org

Vinnie Haz (9)
Jimmy Sheppard (9)
Alex Jeferson (9)
Nick Dick (9)
Jimmy Karl (8)
Maximillian Xezeron (7)
Mark McCain (7)
Tom Jones (7)
James Irvin (7)
Samson Jones (7)

 

 

Most wins in org

Maximillian Xezeron (6)
James Irvin (6)
Jake LaMotta (6)
Pale Monster (6)
Clinchy McClinch (6)
Nick Dick (6)
Jimmy Sheppard (5)
Vinnie Haz (5)
Jimmy Karl (4)
Storman Norman (4)

 

 

Most Sub wins in org

Pale Monster (5)
Shapovolov Sokoloff (3)
Santa Claus (3)
Olek Skilgannon (3)
Zurab Sergeev (3)
Jimmy Karl (3)
Ronaldo Souza (3)
Chris Bolton (2)
Francis Conrad (2)
Timothy Robinson (2)

 

 

Most KO wins in org

Nick Dick (5)
Jake LaMotta (5)
Jimmy Sheppard (5)
Clinchy McClinch (5)
Le Muria (4)
Josh Lang (4)
Joey Kocur (4)
Fat Burger (4)
James Irvin (4)
Enrico Moya (3)

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Harrison Yates

3-0-0

AG Pennypacker - okay.

Jake Lamotta - can.

Timo Kahuna - can.

James Irvin - can.

Sisu Okunaba - okay.

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Jake LaMotta

Yates I will fight you! I have nothing to lose really, you are expected to beat me so if you win its like, well he should have beatin him anyway. But should I beat you it will be completely embarrassing. I mean come on a 27yr old beating 20 yr old, your manager would probably just sack you for being such a bum. So bring it on

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Jake LaMotta

Yates I will fight you! I have nothing to lose really, you are expected to beat me so if you win its like, well he should have beatin him anyway. But should I beat you it will be completely embarrassing. I mean come on a 27yr old beating 20 yr old, your manager would probably just sack you for being such a bum. So bring it on

 

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Harrison Yates

3-0-0

Already started with the excuses!? Second ranked 205er in the whole of Impact saying that he'll easily lose to me? Hell, that's funny. Already expecting defeat, I at least thought you had enough pride not to immediately accept it. Of course you'll lose, that's a known fact, but at least attempt to put up a fight. For a former champion, who only two fights ago tried to defend his title, you're sure acting like a newcomer. But aye, I've got to fight one amateur before you, so you can use up this time to train to the best of your abilities.

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Harrison Yates

3-0-0

Already started with the excuses!? Second ranked 205er in the whole of Impact saying that he'll easily lose to me? Hell, that's funny. Already expecting defeat, I at least thought you had enough pride not to immediately accept it. Of course you'll lose, that's a known fact, but at least attempt to put up a fight. For a former champion, who only two fights ago tried to defend his title, you're sure acting like a newcomer. But aye, I've got to fight one amateur before you, so you can use up this time to train to the best of your abilities.

 

Jake LaMotta

There isnt as much pressure on me to win. You however HAVE to win. I will be plenty ready

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"Lucky" Liam McGuiness

 

Ayyyyyy... What. A. Party. I woke up from celebratin' me win at me brother Sully's Bar and Grill when i got meself home and see 2 pieces of paper sittin on me table.

I was feelin' a bit groggy so i looked at one and see it's a fight offer against some character from me The Simpsons. I'm fightin' Jebodiah Springfield!! So i signed the dotted line and see that the other piece of paper is an extra $2000 bonus for puttin on a great fight! THanks boss!! That money will come to good use as i try to relax and prepare myself...

 

-=-=-

 

(looks directly at camera)

 

And what better way to relax than to make my way down to Sully's Bar and Grill where the beer is cold and the chicken is hot.

 

(grabs a bottle and takes a long swig) Ahhh, Sully's. It's refreshing!

 

-=-=-

 

Anyway, Jebadiah Springfield... The Simpsons was ony of my favourite shows but business is business. If i keep knocking people out then that means more money for me to drink beer and party!!

 

And when I'm done with you I'm coming after that cheatin' smelly crossed eyed ugly Mazzuca. I don't know what it is but you really get me blood boilin'! Just thinkin' about you is making me ANGRY RIGHt NOW!!!! AARGH!! I CAN'T FOCUS!!!!

 

-=-=-

 

...and when I'm feeling tense, i like to sit back and relax with an ice cold bottle of Sully's HB.

(Takes another sip and looks directly at the camera) Ahhh, Sully's HB. Refreshing!!!

 

(Drink responsibly)

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Timothy "Red Dragon" Robinson (238177)

 

Well, after the disappointing rejection of being too small to enter TWGC i weighed up a few fights offers. As mentioned earlier i escaped dangerous grappler The Can relatively unscathed and was ready to fight pretty soon.

 

It looks like Sigurd Lodbrok has agreed to give me a chance to avenge my loss. Last time we fought i was able to take him down but he was able to defend and caught me in the second round. I have improved since our last fight, but then again Lodbrok will also have improved. He punches HARD.

 

But i have what i believe is on of the best training camps in London. I was unable to capitalize last time we fought, but i REALLY want to win the Fastest Finish bonus. Also that belt would look good around my waist.

[Guest]

IMMA 38 Monster vs Landen/Souza vs Masters preview

 

 

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155lbs Title Fight Pale "Hi" Monster(10-1-0){6-0-0} vs Paul "Scrap" Landen(5-1-0){4-1-0}

Monster is on an incredible roll at the moment, he currently finds himself on a 9 fight win streak - 6 of those fights here at Impact MMA. He has also defended his lightweight title successfully 3 times. He is a fantastic submission's expert with 9 out of his 10 wins coming from submissions. At the moment he looks unstoppable, the only real dent we saw in his armour for the first time was in his last fight where he was rocked in the 2nd round but carried on to win the fight.

Landen is an excellent Muay Thai striker with lethal kicks and is also dangerous in the clinch. He also has some very good wrestling skills which might help him control Monster and look for an escape if he's unfortunate to end up on the floor but for Landen to stand any chance of winning I think he must be hoping to keep the fight standing at all costs. Landen can either play it very cautiously and hope to land a huge counter strike or he may come forward aggressively in the hope that he will keep Monster so busy he won't get the opportunity to look for a takedown and may even give Landen the chance to land a KO punch. I'm looking forward to this fight as Monster has been tested by a striker for a while and it will be interesting to see how he copes with Landen in the cage.

My prediction: This is a tough fighter for both competitors but I'll have to go with the reigning champ as he really does look undefeatable at the moment.

Monster by submission in round 3.

 

170lbs Title Fight Ronaldo "The Submission" Souza(5-0-0){3-0-0} vs Ken Masters(9-1-0){2-0-0}

This will be Souza's first defence of the title since winning the belt last month. Souza remains undefeated in his career and is on a 5 fight win streak with all 5 wins coming from submissions. Souza is a deadly ground fighter with a black belt in bjj although he also has developed some decent striking skills.

He is currently flying in from Rio De Janeiro as I write this so could suffer a little from jet lag as he enters the cage, I doubt it will make too much difference but Masters will be happy of any advantage he can get.

Masters is a great all round fighter and has an impressive record with only 1 loss in 10 fights. He seems happy to fight almost anywhere in the cage, he has strong GnP but judging from some of his most recent fights is very capable at keeping the fight standing and fighting from a distance. He does have great wrestling technique but he must be very confident of his skills if he is going to fight on the floor with Souza as Souza has a huge advantage with a black belt compared to Master's blue. Master's has a lot more experience than Souza and if he can find a way to utilise that and have the fight of his career, he has a decent chance of walking away with the title. I'm not sure if Souza has been really tested by a competent striker so this could be an interesting fight for him.

My prediction: I'll have to go with the reigning champ again although Masters could prove me wrong tonight. Souza by submission in round 3.

 

170lbs Santa Claus(6-1-0){4-1-0} vs Ming "Tiny" Ling(7-1-0){1-0-0}

Claus was undefeated until his last title defence with Souza and he just lost that with 5 seconds to go in the final round. He is another submission specialist with a brown belt in bjj and some basic striking skills. This will be his first fight since his loss and I can't decide if he thinks he is too good to face Ling or whether he has just unfortunately over-trained. He will step into the cage with around 50% energy tonight and I think that will have a serious impact on the result.

Ling is another ground fighter with impressive submissions skills, all of his 7 victories have come from making his opponent tap although he does have some good Muay Thai skills should he need to use them. He is much better shape than his opponent although his morale could be slightly better. He has recently just teamed up with his new manager and his first job should really be to get him out of the Magic white T-shirt. I don't think this will have much effect on tonight's result though and after his impressive debut in his last fight I think this should be an easy win for him tonight.

My prediction: It could have been one of the best ground fights we'd seen in a long time if Claus had walked in fully prepared. Due to his low energy I don't really see Claus lasting too long. Ming by TKO in round 2.

 

205lbs Sisu "Mantis" Okunaba(4-0-0){0-0-0} vs Cas Maverick(6-1-0){2-1-0}

Okunaba is a new comer to IMMA and joins from the HBGG graplefest tournament which he was the proud winner. He is a superb ground fighter with a brown belt in bjj and excellent wrestling skills and he looks to be rapidly developing his striking skills.

Maverick is an out and out striker with some natural talent to find the knockout. He has only lost once in his career when he met the current champ Pennypacker as he was climbing the ranks and even against him, he lasted well into the 3rd round. He has finished all 6 of his wins by T/KO and will be no doubt looking to stop Okunaba before he gets chance to take him down and show off his ground skills.

My prediction: Okunaba coming from a grappling tournament is so far untested against any strikers. This will be a big test for him and his chin. Maverick is talented but this will also be a big test of his skills too. Okunaba by decision.

 

 

I'm afraid that's all the time I have at the moment and I'm unfortunately unable to write a preview on the remaining fights this time.

 

All normal bonuses apply including $5k for fastest finish.

 

A full review will follow after the fight.

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Paul Landen (155lbs)

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"I have to admit, I expected a better fight from Pale Monster, but it looks like the Monster has been outclassed. Didn't even break a sweat, so that belt fits perfectly around my waist. I'd like to thank my manager James Listerman, he's the one who brought me over to IMMA and they've been treating me very well ever since I joined. Thanks to Stu for the opportunity to fight for the title, I showed everyone that I was no joke!"

[Scooby]

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First time in the cage at IMPACT, and against a striker and unless a No Contest counts as a "fast finish" i already notched the fastest finish and probably the submission of the night.

I kept hearing all of this talk about some LaMotta guy... Im no Sugar Ray Robinson, but i cant wait to get my hands on him!

[Guest]

Well there were some pretty good fights and some no so good in tonight's event but there was one fight in particular that I'd like to highlight as a stand out fight.

 

Pale "Hi" Monster vs Paul "Scrap" Landen 155lbs Title Fight.

 

Monster has looked unstoppable in all his defences, Aoki came close by rocking him but tonight Landen has finally knocked him from the top.

 

 

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Paul Landen

New Lightweight Champion of Impact MMA

 

 

 

 

 

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Congratulations on a great fight and also comiserations to Pale Monster. He did such a great job as champion and successfully the defended his title 3 times, I'm sure it's not the last we'll see of him.

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Ken Masters

Hats off to the Champ, he tapped me out. Oh well its not the end of the world. I'm ready to fight as soon as possible so whoever is ready lets do it.

[Guest]

This has been posted in the Fight Org section but I thought I'd post it here just in case it was missed.

 

Impact MMA opens Academy Division- a new division for new fighters to fight new fighters

 

Impact MMA will be opening an Academy Division to find the best young talent in the Tycoon world and let newly created fighters fight against newly created fighters. The division will be an open weight division for 18 year olds only, once fighters reach 19yrs of age they will move to the regular weight classes in the org. All fights will be matched by hype giving all fighters an equal chance to showcase their skills and pick up some wins, ensuring the newest of all fighters will fight only the newest fighters. The Academy Division will still be eligible for of the night awards and bonuses that are offered in the main stream org.

 

This should not only give talented fighters a place to shine and test their skills against similar aged and ranked fighters but should also provide a place for all new fighters to get the fairest matches available.

 

Please get in touch at Impact MMA - (235k+ ID) for further information or if you would like a contract.

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Harrison Yates

3-0-0

Jake Lamotta, you absolutely suck. Your suspended for another week, my fight is in 11 days. I'll fight you short-notice, after I beat that guy who I'm facing next- don't even know his name. Let's set up a date, 20 days from now, 24th of August- the biggest match Impact MMA has had in its infancy- Harrison Yates vs. Jake Lamotta.

The Raging Bull vs. The Sergeant

August 24th - London // IMPACT MMA

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JAKE LAMOTTA

I'll fight whoever Stu puts in front of me. Sisu Okunaba has called me out as well, but I do not care who it is i will fight. I challange either one of you to accept a "boxing match" Stu can set it up 5 3 min rounds and we throw punches like real men. But if you are not willing to risk it then I will accept your weakness and still fight you anyway