ArtieBanks Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 Oompa showed great heart to come back, he was no doubt going to be 2 rounds down going into the final round before he sunk in the rear naked choke right at the end of the round. Bravo little man bravo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_Pidasol Posted June 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2014 *****News Flash****** Here in Montreal manager Stu Pidasol has been found unconscious in the car park of the Belle Centre Stadium, paramedics needed to revive him. He was found with serve bruising around his neck. Details are very sketchy as to what did exactly happen however the rumor mill has been running rampant. The first rumour was that Brendan Abbott had KOed Pidasol but that was quickly disproved due to the pillow fist hands that Abbot has.. The other rumor circulating is that it was in fact Oompa Loompa had choked Pidasol after his shock loss to wannabe rapper and P4P 19 fighter Vanilla Ice. After the fight Loompa was seen furiously yelling and pointing fingers at Pidasol, clearly he was very unhappy with the game plan Stu had sent him to the cage with. The loss the 2nd in 3 fights for Loompa has now thrown the Olympic gold medal race wide open, and now Loompa's credentials for the top fighter of 2014 are clearly in question. We have tried to contact Loompa to see if he had anything to say about the fight or his manager however the phone continued to ring out. Make what you like of it, however Loompa's next fight has all of a sudden become one of his biggest of his career, another loss would spell disaster for the "Little Man" Stay tuned for further developments in the always eventful life of Oompa Loompa and Stu Pidasol 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igorbyhenikov Posted June 23, 2014 Report Share Posted June 23, 2014 oompa has to make huge statements in his next fights to get back to fighter of the year talks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted June 23, 2014 Report Share Posted June 23, 2014 oompa has to make huge statements in his next fights to get back to fighter of the year talks. or everybody else in the top 10 to stink it up, and nobody else worthy of note emerging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_Pidasol Posted June 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2014 With another 6 months to go he has plenty of time to restore things back to the normal order Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potter09 Posted June 23, 2014 Report Share Posted June 23, 2014 Think to do that is to defeat those that have beaten you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_Pidasol Posted June 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2014 Not defeat - annihilate them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_Pidasol Posted July 10, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 Oompa Loompa Vs Karnak Mandazur 145lb division - Olympics Bronze Medal Playoff 11th July 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/1348615721oompa.jpgVs http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13820165635512.png P4P 50 - Oompa Loompa 25-5 (7 KOs, 7 Sub) P4P 72 Karnak Mandazur 33-7, (25 KOs) It's been quite some time since we have been able to sit down and chat with the one affectionately known as "The Little Man". Since we have last spoken with him plenty has happened. He's gone from P4P 1 in the world to P4P 50 on the back of 2 losses in his last 3 fights, the last being an absolute shock loss to Vanilla Ice. Then we had the incident where Stu Pidasol was found unconscious in the car park of Belle Center Stadium. The finger was squarely pointed straight at Loompa as his attacker. Loompa put himself on a self imposed media ban so he could concentrate on the Olympics - his performances to date have been a mixed bag, the good new for fight fans is Loompa is back and he's ready to have a chat to us about his upcoming bronze medal fight and just how things are going in the crazy life of "The Little Man" Reporter: So Loompa before we get into the upcoming fight I'm going to address the elephant in the room, what did exactly happen in the car park with Stu Pidasol? Loompa: I have been given legal advice that says I need to be very careful what I say here - yes I was fucking pissed off with Stu, that stupid cbomb sent me into the cage with tactics that may as well been written on the back of a drink coaster. Follow my orders 100% he says, I know best he says, the fucking idiot cost me a shot at a gold medal because he's a fucking dickhead. Did I choke him out in the carpark? NO. But as you know, Willy Wonka has thousands of little orange cbombs that all go by the name of Oompa Loompa maybe one of them put the beating on Stu that I couldn't. Reporter: So you're sayin it was an Oompa Loompa that did it? Loompa: I'm not saying anything other than if witnesses have said it was a short guy with an orange complexion and green hair it could have been one of the thousands of us out there... That's all I'm saying, next question please. Reporter: So what's happened Loompa, you were flying, top of the world, untouchable you've lost 2 out of 3 and everyone who knows anything knows that you were well on your way to losing 3 out of 3 until that last gasp choke. Loompa: I'd been up for a long while, fighting the absolute best in the business, maybe i got a bit ahead of myself, maybe I stopped working as hard as I had been because I was beating guys left, right and centre. Maybe being as good as I am painted a target on my back and these other bums have raised their games. If you take the foot off the pedal just for a second while you are at the top you get swamped. Reporter: Yes true, others would say you party like a rockstar, fuck like a pornstar and the fighting has taken a backseat. Any truth to the matter there? Loompa: You'd better check your sources, yeah I party like a rockstar. But fuck like a pornstar? Yeah the girls love my little orange weapon but when you party like I do, the orange weapon is a lame as Karter's little orange beard and as limp Mannetosen's wrists. Reporter: The partying surely must affect your performances? Loompa: No, it didn't affect me on my way up, it certainly won't affect me now that I have arrived. Next question dipshit. Reporter: "The Shatterer" managed by the all conquering Lance Templeton is standing in your way of a bronze medal, you, yourself being back to the wall. Another loss and you become just another flash in the pan fighter, much like that manager who made it to the top by crushing cans and now no one remembers. It's a high stakes fight are you up for it? Loompa: He's a tall son of a bitch, nearly a 30cm height advantage and quite heavy too. Lots of power, but the fucker has to be able to hit me, I will dance all round that stringbean, shoot in and put him on his back. Have you ever picked up a turtle on put them on their back? Reporter: No Loompa: Well they flounder round, useless as tits on a bull. Once he is on his back I'm going to put the mother of all beat downs on him. He'll try and control, try and force the ref to stand it back up, if he's successful, I will dance around again, he'll miss his punches and I will put him on his back again. If he doesn't force the stand up I will grab one of those long arms of his and rip his shoulder straight out of it's fucking socket. No one, not even the great Lance Templeton will stop me from getting the bronze medal. Reporter: Stu Pidasol has never managed a fighter that has been a Templeton fighter, does that worry you? Loompa: Fuck Stu, that stupid prick isn't telling me how I should fight this fight, I might be managed by him but it's me running the show from now on. He collects share of the purse but I'm having nothing to do with his stupid ideas and stupid plans. I'm outta here numbnuts. Reporter: Errr I had a few more questions for you Loompa. Loompa: That's great you can jot them down and shove them fair and square up your arse. Reporter.. Umm. yeah thanks for your time I think.... 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb613 Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 Best storyline of the year so far man keep it up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comte Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 Someone is pretty angwy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjs2442 Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 Awesome read Stu good luck tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby Posted July 13, 2014 Report Share Posted July 13, 2014 Hahaha excellent writeup Stu, I'm glad you do this, makes the game so much better 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soyster89 Posted July 13, 2014 Report Share Posted July 13, 2014 Damn, sorry to see the Little Man down again. Cannot wait for the next interview! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_Pidasol Posted July 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 ****Loompa Special**** We interrupt your usual forum viewing of poor trolling and delusions of grandeur to bring you some breaking news Paramedics have been called to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory were they have revived "The Little Man" Oompa Loompa who was found unconscious and barely breathing. His room absolutely trashed. Loompa was taken to hospital before being checked straight into The Betty Ford Center. We are here with Stu Pidasol his manager to answer a few questions. Reporter: Stu, I understand these must be pretty testing times but can you shed any light on what has happened here? Stu: Look I wouldn't be talking out of shop to say that Loompa has been hitting it pretty hard. This time he just simply lost the plot, he took his most recent loss very badly. We found him in his room it looked like a Willy Wonka's Drug Den, the last place little kids should be going to get fat off sweet treats. Reporter: What's next for him Stu? It's obviously going to be a long road to recovery. Stu: Firstly I would like to ask everyone to respect "The Little Man's" privacy. He's started on his road to recovery, it will be a constant battle for him. Reporter: I have noticed that he is signed to defend his 145lb title at EVO in 14 days? Will he be ready to fight? Stu: Lets be honest here, Loompa even in his worst condition would still beat Yoshiteru Goto in his best condition. He's managed by a spud, Loompa needs an easy kill to get back up in the rankings.. You know..... A patsy. Reporter: I see Loompa is losing some weight, is that from the drug abuse or is it a long term plan? Stu: Look it's started off as a bit of column a, you can't do what he did to his body and not lose weight, however it's now a long term plan. Reporter: Do go on Stu, it seems you are holding something back. Stu: Yeah.. Ok, I'm holding something back.. Loompa has cleaned out all the old, boring 145lbers... After Loompa dispatches Goto.. There's the Big 4 sitting at 135 - Vanilla Ice, Kauko Partio, Rafa Silva and Mr Azure.. Loompa is going to take each of them down on his way back to No.1 along the way putting himself back into contention for the FOTY2014. Reporter: Come on Stu, that a massively statement. You sure you haven't just bitten off more than you can chew? Stu: Do I need to remind you of how this whole documentary even started? I stated, that Loompa would be FOTY2014, I stated he would be the No.1 P4P fighter in the world. It wasn't a fluke what Loompa did. Loompa will take each and everyone of them out before the end of the year. Reporter: All I can say is I wish you luck, pass on my best to "The Little Man" he's a determined little fella. Thanks for your time Stu. Stu: No probs.. ***Just quietly how strong are the 135 and 145 divisions at the moment, plenty of top fighters and all in good form*** 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_Pidasol Posted July 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2014 The Road to Redemption Oompa Loompa Vs Yoshiteru Goto 145lb division - Title Defence EVO 31st July 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/1348615721oompa.jpg In just a few short hours recovering addict Oompa Loompa will defend his 145lb title for the 5th time against Goto. Despite Loompa's poor recent form one thing he can count on is that he is back fighting a EVO. A place where Loompa is undefeated in 5 fights. After a spectacular fall from grace Loompa has spent the last 2 weeks battling his demons and the exclusive Betty Ford Centre. We spoke briefly to The Little Man so just see where he is at before this fight. Thanks for taking the time to have a chat Loompa, how are you travelling? Loompa: I'm not going to lie, its been tough - but you just gotta deal with that shit. I'm looking forward to just getting back in the cage and doing what I do best. I've got the hunger back. The time in recovery surely has affected your skills, technique and strength, I get Goto isn't the best you've faced but he could certainly take your title here. Loompa: *sigh* Come on mate, Stu explained this one pretty clearly to you. The guy is a patsy.. I've still been training some, just an easy win to get back in amongst it. Your stable mate Moe Lester, cracked his highest rank of his career and is currently sitting 10th - he's 36 - pretty impressive. Loompa: It's awesome for the old boy, successful defence of his belt and he's getting a crack and Ice or Azure.. A couple of guys I will be seeing very shortly.. So back onto the Goto fight, whats the plan? Loompa: Go out into the cage, leg kick the shit out of him. His manager loves it when that happens. Don't forgot the counter takedowns, then I will finish him on the ground, I'm thinking a sub, probably a rear naked choke. I'm off now buddy - It's time to get ready. Tonight begins my road to redemption. Good Luck "Little Man" I'm sure the fight world are all itching to see you back at your best. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTree Posted July 31, 2014 Report Share Posted July 31, 2014 amazingly awesome creativity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylib Posted July 31, 2014 Report Share Posted July 31, 2014 Good shit, Lil One. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lockdown Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 Congrats on the win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soyster89 Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 Enjoy that last win because it's going to be his last for awhile. http://www.mmatycoon.com/scoutfight.php?fida=69017&fidb=170006 http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h211/soyster89/LoompaDawkins2_zps037e3f73.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igorbyhenikov Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 Dawkins gonna destroy that disgusting creature called oompa loommpa 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lockdown Posted August 2, 2014 Report Share Posted August 2, 2014 I'd put money on Loompa over Dawkins 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_Pidasol Posted August 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 Oompa Loompa Vs Kauko Partio 145lb division - Title Defence EVO 23rd August 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/1348615721oompa.jpg The LIttle Man 27-6 (8 via KO and 7 via Sub) It's been 3 weeks since we last spoke to Loompa - he was fresh out of rehab and about to defend his EVO 145lb title for the fifth time, Loompa retained his title with an UD win. 13 days later he stepped back into the cage to take on Dawkins - he won by KO in the 4th round and looked in fine form. Undefeated in 7 starts at 145lb in EVO's cage, a 6 time champion. He's worked his way back into the top 50 P4P and he's joining us tonight to chat about his upcoming 7th title defence. So Loompa, how the hell are you going, you've been quiet for 3 weeks which is most unlike you. Loompa: Yeah, I'm still battling the demons so I've gone back to basics, moved out of my pad and went back to the chocolate factory. Been doing my thing as an Oompa Loompa back with all the others, little fat kids eating to much sugar and disappearing, met this kid called charlie, great little fellow. It's good to go back to your roots for some perspective on life. You were pretty impressive against Dawkins just a short while ago, seems you really are starting to get back to some good fighting. Loompa: Look Dawkins is a great fight, but it's no secret his jaw is weak, and he's been ready to leave teh fight game for a while now. Didn't want him to go into retirement with my belt.. It's an impressive title run you have had at EVO, 6 straight, equal to Jokinen. Partio is standing in your way for a 7th win, you've beaten him once you must be pretty confident. Loompa: As you saw in the Dawkins fight, I have got my whole game back, standing, clinch or the ground. Versatility means he fights where I want him to fight me. I'm going to do as I please with him. There's a very good reason as to why I'm so confident against him, I am the best fighter at 145. Partio has matured as a fighter since last time you met, he's the Olympic Champion, 135lb title holder, he's won his last 6 including KOing Mr Azure a fighter you lost too. I think you may be under-estimating him. Loompa: I'm going to destroy him. Then there's a bloke that needs to be shown he was never anything more than a 1 hit wonder. A flash in the pan, he a few months times you won't even remember his name. Who are you talking about Loompa? Loompa: Vanilla Ice Cold.... You missed the puns?? Fuck none of you reporters are that bright are you? Ummmmm. Loompa: Yeah, I'm outta here.... Partio you ain't got nothing that scares me. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igorbyhenikov Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 That talking squirrel doesn't have any chance against Partio. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potter09 Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 Nice write up stu. Good kuck to both Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marky Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 http://i.imgur.com/27B9Yrf.jpg "Kauko, do you have something to say about Loompa's rambling?" http://i58.tinypic.com/ngy0xv.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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