thb Posted October 1, 2020 Report Share Posted October 1, 2020 Considering they're both submission fighters, chances are someone will tap. Still, can't help but go with this one: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannetosen Posted October 1, 2020 Report Share Posted October 1, 2020 https://giphy.com/gifs/reactionseditor-cat-typing-ule4vhcY1xEKQ?utm_source=media-link&utm_medium=landing&utm_campaign=Media%20Links&utm_term=https://giphy.com/ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Monsieur.Camara Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 this all the waiii 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bjornmma1 Posted October 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 Some great entries so far, keep it up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted October 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpgPaddy "360°" Mcgillicutty 250k? Hmm, I'll post my own prediction as well... I'm the guy with the shiny head, your mom knows. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorOctagon Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14381355214152.jpg Antonio "El Ninja" De Toro "As the actual champ of this division, I guess it's my duty to participate in this grab-assery. Me watching you two compete tomorrow:" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted October 3, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14381355214152.jpg Antonio "El Ninja" De Toro "As the actual champ of this division, I guess it's my duty to participate in this grab-assery. Me watching you two compete tomorrow:" http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpg Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty Thank you for keeping my future belt all warm and shiny in Spain. It will endure hard times in Ireland soon enough. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwad12345 Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 Let's get this party started. Shit man, congrats! What are you gonna do with your winnings? 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted October 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2020 Considering they're both submission fighters, chances are someone will tap. Still, can't help but go with this one: Near perfection, 250k sent! =) 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted October 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2020 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpg Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty My opponent feared me more yesterday than he fears his mother-in-law. Rightfully so as it turned out, as after some friendly rolling around in round one, I became less friendly in round two and decided that playtime was over. Danga de danga de dang - a four punch combination, followed up by a naaaaasty hook and some pounding that even Mia Khalifa would have found brutal. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thb Posted October 4, 2020 Report Share Posted October 4, 2020 Thomas Bolleke Congrats Paddy, I knew you had it in you. A few more dominant victories like this and you might make it to where the big boys play. I'll be waiting for you 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted October 8, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2020 Thomas Bolleke Congrats Paddy, I knew you had it in you. A few more dominant victories like this and you might make it to where the big boys play. I'll be waiting for you http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpg Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty Be careful what you wish for Bolleke… An Irish thunderbolt up your ass never feels good, not even when it comes in a mini Joe Rogan-form. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylib Posted October 9, 2020 Report Share Posted October 9, 2020 Near perfection, 250k sent! =) 6 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted October 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2020 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpg Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted October 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2020 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpg Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty Some people love me, some people do not.Some people are smart, some people are not. It has never mattered to me, as I'll always stay true to myself. I speak my heart out and nothing can stop me. I'm working hard on my hands, as altough the stoppage win over Dragon felt sweet, I feel like I should have done so even quicker. Being a perfectionist is a lifestyle that I'll keep up until I'm riding my wheelchair. For now, I feel powerful and strenghtened by the top notch training in 'The Grind', where I'll keep on working hard on my way to the top. Rest assured, the ink in my pen will not dry out soon, so my loyal readers can keep their coffee hot. Do by no means hesitate to contact me on my forum thread or via PM, if you have any questions. All but the most retarded of questions will get a personal reply. PS: Thinking about starting my own Instagram-profile, so stay tuned! 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannetosen Posted October 19, 2020 Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 PSA: Paddy lost his purse somewhere, and is out looking for it. Last I heard, he was standing on a chair screaming about a mouse while lifting his skirts. Fortunately, newly minted CMMA champion and international sex symbol TKY is here instead, and he's much better at fighting. managed to isolate one of them and has got a loose triangle. Warrior is looking to defend but Yrkje has done well to lock his legs together - this could be big trouble for Warrior! Yrkje pulls down on the head and a little smile comes across his face - he knows he's got it. Yep, Warrior taps out and this one is all over! Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Toby Keith Yrkje! Toby Keith Yrkje is the new welterweight champion! http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/20/20w9.jpg http://mmatycoon.com/images/belt/20200401021937Belt3.jpg TKY Yee haw, that's what I've been telling y'all. While y'all are training in your boxings and your jiujitsus, I'm rustling cattle and throwing around bales of hay. Beating up every welterweight in the world is peanuts compared to stopping a runaway Massey Ferguson with your bare hands. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted October 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 PSA: Paddy lost his purse somewhere, and is out looking for it. Last I heard, he was standing on a chair screaming about a mouse while lifting his skirts. Fortunately, newly minted CMMA champion and international sex symbol TKY is here instead, and he's much better at fighting. managed to isolate one of them and has got a loose triangle. Warrior is looking to defend but Yrkje has done well to lock his legs together - this could be big trouble for Warrior! Yrkje pulls down on the head and a little smile comes across his face - he knows he's got it. Yep, Warrior taps out and this one is all over! Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Toby Keith Yrkje! Toby Keith Yrkje is the new welterweight champion! http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/20/20w9.jpg http://mmatycoon.com/images/belt/20200401021937Belt3.jpg TKY Yee haw, that's what I've been telling y'all. While y'all are training in your boxings and your jiujitsus, I'm rustling cattle and throwing around bales of hay. Beating up every welterweight in the world is peanuts compared to stopping a runaway Massey Ferguson with your bare hands. http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpg Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty What a weak boy, trying to make a name for himself, but doing it on my platform. Build your own. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannetosen Posted October 19, 2020 Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 Please don't derail my official TKY thread with your can crushing journalist. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwad12345 Posted October 19, 2020 Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 I have a question for the esteemed Mr. Yrkje. How has the harvest season been treating you? 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannetosen Posted October 19, 2020 Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/20/20w9.jpg TKY Harvest has been great. My forager broke down in August, but my champion's purse more than covered it. Potato harvest has also been great, thanks for asking. If Paddy wants, I'll drop off 25 lbs of Kerr's Pink at his tiny little studio apartment. 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket Posted October 19, 2020 Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 Mr TKY... How are you handling the news today That paddy and his manager baby bjorn have filled lawsuits against you for being to awesome? Early reports suggest that paddy and his man baby manager where so upset that they began holding their breath for well over 1 minute. Even at times appearing to stomp their feet and say hurtful words like plonker and big meany, again in reference of yourself? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannetosen Posted October 20, 2020 Report Share Posted October 20, 2020 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/20/20w9.jpg TKY As far as I know, I haven't received any cease and desist letters in any of the 24 languages Bjorn is fluent in. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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