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For now, I feel powerful and strenghtened by the top notch training in 'The Grind', where I'll keep on working hard on my way to the top. Rest assured, the ink in my pen will not dry out soon, so my loyal readers can keep their coffee hot.

 

Paddy enjoys his top notch training in "The Grind". I would ask, but the answer is rhetorical, he's obviously the bottom.
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Thomas Bolleke

 

Thanks for the sparring session, Paddy. Next time we meet in the cage, it'll be for real.

 

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Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty

The rules are the rules, I won, hell yeah !

 

I am now an even bigger legend, beating a 185lbs monster like you at sparring.

Lets run it back next time, when you are in London. Now give me a minute, I need to catch up with some new episodes from 'De Kampioenen'.

Oh wait, you will be able to see through that lie easily.

Aah well, might as well tell the truth, I am just bored and not feeling like chatting. Time for a nap.

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TKY

 

Thanks to ADA for the sparring. Don't worry, even though I easily kicked the shit out of you for five rounds, your opponent is the second biggest pussy to ever lace up a pair of gloves. You've got this.

 

Speaking of pussies in gloves: fight Antonio de Toro already, you sad sack of shit.

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TKY

 

It seems like Paddy's found a perfect career to pursue instead of fighting. Indeed, now that I know that he habitually spreads his legs for chump change, his utterly abysmal transitional ground work make a lot of sense. Of course he'd be confused by a man moving past his legs after opening up wide for him in front of a camera, instead of giving him a one-way trip to Pound Town. Good for you, Paddy.

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TKY

 

It seems like Paddy's found a perfect career to pursue instead of fighting. Indeed, now that I know that he habitually spreads his legs for chump change, his utterly abysmal transitional ground work make a lot of sense. Of course he'd be confused by a man moving past his legs after opening up wide for him in front of a camera, instead of giving him a one-way trip to Pound Town. Good for you, Paddy.

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Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty

Didn't your mommy taught you to take off your sunglasses when addressing people?

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My attorney will address any comments about the allegations concerning some interactive job interview that I might or might not have recorded.

Speaking about spreading legs for chump change, your mom can get back her tape via my attorney as well. There is still dust on the tape; never been viewed since she was recorded in 1956, when your pubeface-look was still trending.

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TKY

 

Based on the dating of my mom's tape, she's born in 1938 or earlier, unless you and the hobo you call an 'attorney' are in possession of illicit material. While I get how you'd compare your sex life to that of an 82 year old woman, I can't decide if it's impressive or terrifying that you've allegedly taken more meters of cock than she has in your brief 20 years on the planet.

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TKY

 

Based on the dating of my mom's tape, she's born in 1938 or earlier, unless you and the hobo you call an 'attorney' are in possession of illicit material. While I get how you'd compare your sex life to that of an 82 year old woman, I can't decide if it's impressive or terrifying that you've allegedly taken more meters of cock than she has in your brief 20 years on the planet.

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Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty

As you know very well, old habits die hard.

 

I would rather stay forced in the gym by my manager as is the case, than to keep fighting bums for 1dollar per night like you.

Have fun tickling another 25year old build with zero chin, but with a legit white belt to back up that little issue...

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Country singer and KoF: Iron Wolf Lightweight Contender Keith Kenneth Ferkingstad Releases Hit Single

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Café MM at Kopervik, Karmøy, was filled to capacity as local celebrity and KoF: Iron Wolf lightweight contender Keith Kenneth Ferkingstad made his triumphant return to his home after another dominating submission win.

The usually rowdy crowd was unusually quiet as Ferkingstad grabbed the microphone. Women fainted, men peed their pants, and wide-eyed children marvelled as he started talking in his famous baritone.

'Like many Karmøy men before me, my heart has been stolen by a foreign beauty', Ferkingstad said. 'This particular wildflower, however, came with some baggage. Namely, a young child. I intend to raise the child as my own, fetal alcohol syndrome be damned. In order to show her how serious I am about our relationship, I've written a song about it. This is 'Sweet Patricia'.'

The crowd went wild as Ferkingstad started singing

 

The time before I met you
My heart was in a tizzy
But when I first laid eyes on you
I started to get dizzy
Cuz you're as fine as woman as I've ever seen
And I don't only want to, give you my peen
You have a son who's useless and writes a lot
He flails around and talks, but never throws a shot
He claims to have a wife and says she's pretty hot
But everybody knows Camara piped that thot

Oh sweet Patricia, Patricia, you're killing me
If you ever step to me I'll shower you in pee
Because all the journalism in the world can't hide
just what a scared lil bitch you are deep inside
You look just like Joe Rogan, and that's a fact
You might be tellin' me, I'm showing you no tact
As true as that might be I know what's real to me
If you ever try to fight me you'll be drowned in my pee

Patricia, Patrica, I hope that this is real
I wrote you this song to show you how I feel
I know I banged your mother, hope you're cool with that
If you try to fight me I'll turn you into a hat

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California MMA Champ Toby Keith Yrkje Wins Prestigeous Award

Last Saturday, the annual Farmer's Ball was held at Skjoldastraumen, Norway. Every self-respecting cowpoke, hillbilly, AmCar enthusiast, farmer, Covid truther and racist in the greater Haugalandet area was present. The star of the show was, as usual, local MMA fighter Toby Keith Yrkje. TKY is a pillar of the community, and is considered a pioneer by the other villagers, as he's the first area man to learn English, finish all 10 years of compulsory education, and win an MMA title in an international organisation.

A completely different accomplishment was the source of adoration this time, though. Earlier this year, TKY had set a world record. In 24 hours he had tipped an astounding 2400 cows, 100 cows an hour, without the assistance of any of the three M's of competitive cow tipping: men, machines, or methamphetamines. He easily beat the old cow tipping record, a 1986 effort by Kentucky farmer Cleetus McDonald, by over 700 cows.

Well done, TKY!

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Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty

I guess it's about time that I react to the allegations about me being linked to casting videos.

My legal team is not a big fan of me voicing my opinion in public, but nor am I a fan of them anyways.

 

It is true that I have made investments in the backroom casting videos and that I in fact was the person who bought the famous black couch.

However, everything that happened was legal and with the consent of all parties involved.

I want to stress that above all, I'm just a fan of giving promising girls chances that they would otherwise not receive in life.

Therefore, please note that I'm nothing more than a humble guy with deep pockets and a love for old furniture.

Thank you for your understanding and may the force be with you!

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Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty

I guess it's about time that I react to the allegations about me being linked to casting videos.

My legal team is not a big fan of me voicing my opinion in public, but nor am I a fan of them anyways.

 

It is true that I have made investments in the backroom casting videos and that I in fact was the person who bought the famous black couch.

However, everything that happened was legal and with the consent of all parties involved.

I want to stress that above all, I'm just a fan of giving promising girls chances that they would otherwise not receive in life.

Therefore, please note that I'm nothing more than a humble guy with deep pockets and a love for old furniture.

Thank you for your understanding and may the force be with you!

 

Did Bjorn's mom get the job BTW?
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Antonio de Toro

 

FINALLY signed to a real camp, and what and eye opener it has been. Day one, Tosen had me spar Keith Kenneth, and I won't lie. I got the shit kicked out of me. I have some real soul searching to do, but this is a real chance to re-invent myself.

 

Hey, Paddy. Fight someone worth a damn, and I'll graciously grant you the title shot. Getting mauled by Keith Kenneth would be a great learning experience for you.

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Antonio de Toro

 

FINALLY signed to a real camp, and what and eye opener it has been. Day one, Tosen had me spar Keith Kenneth, and I won't lie. I got the shit kicked out of me. I have some real soul searching to do, but this is a real chance to re-invent myself.

 

Hey, Paddy. Fight someone worth a damn, and I'll graciously grant you the title shot. Getting mauled by Keith Kenneth would be a great learning experience for you.

 

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Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty

You are sadly mistaken. Switching new camps only makes you an easier target for me.

Already making excuses by saying yout new teammate KK is better than you, laughable loser tactics.

When I want to book my next fight, it will be for the belt you are keeping clean for me.

Make sure to sign on the dotted line when that happens or vacant your belt instead.

You have no (promotional) value and will dance like a puppet at my will.

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Antonio de Toro

 

Those sure are a lot of big words for a 2-0 can crushing pussy boy.

 

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Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty

When I feel like crushing your can, I'll let you know, you twofaced little bastard.

If I say dance, you'll dance.

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Antonio de Toro

 

I fail to see how I'm two-faced. You know, maybe I'll make you earn the title shot first.

 

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Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty

Lets keep it simple so that you can understand.

 

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PS: Don't flatter yourself, you are just polishing my belt, keeping it warm.

You ain't calling any shots anytime soon. Whenever I'll feel like doing a little tango, you'll dance.

I pull the strings, you are the puppet. Dance monkey, dance!

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