The1rstSaint Posted May 7, 2023 Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 John Boy Walton "I've got a bunch of Body Bags lined up for all these F$$k boys. I fell off the wagon yesterday coming down the mountain. It got me thinking that this Combate Roster Heavyweight Division is full of tools. Kersikov who? He looks like a model for Some gay porn magazine. Billy Cubbedge, pssshhhh Zombies are slow as F$$k not to mention he is polish, so I'm guessing the guy stubbed his toe into oblivion. Billy Blanks? his name sums him up. Always shooting blanks, the bald f$$k! Bonaparte is a Frenchman, need I say more?" 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted May 22, 2023 Report Share Posted May 22, 2023 Bringing you highlights and news from Combate's recent events... "EL CAZAOR" WINS BY KO | OCHOA MAKES MEXICO PROUD | WILL TANEYEV BOUNCE BACK? Anthony "El Cazador" Ochoa (23-10-0) proves the first flight no fluke as he retains the light heavyweight championship by defeating Valentin "The Hand Grenade" Taneyev (34-17-1) by way of knockout, as the fight ended with a flurry of punches 40 seconds into the 4th round. Ochoa entered the first fight a heavy underdog but the odds had shifted somewhat in the middle before the rematch. He'd prove that he didn't get lucky by defeating Ochoa again, this time in dominant fashion, looking too fast and too furious for the "The Hand Grenade". Ochoa is expected to defend his crown against future Combate Hall of Famer Mohammed Kahn or ENIGMA Light Heavyweight champion Zeke Titus. After a dominating reign as the Combate Light Heavyweight champion, Taneyev is coming off his 11th career knockout loss and 3rd knockout loss in the last 5 fights. Some fans and critics are worried that the 37 year old fighter is washed after appearing outmatched in his last pair of bouts, looking slow and sluggish compared to the younger Ochoa. This wouldn't be the first time he was counted out in his career, and the experts at the tycoon times expect him to return to form in the near future. CORONA VIRUS NO MATCH FOR PEDRO FUENTES | IMMUNE SYSTEM KO Pedro "Big Peter" Fuentes (32-13-0) rebounds from his last loss to Kilo Maluga by knocking out the Corona Virus, proving that his indigenous Brazilian genes are just too much for the china flu. Fuentes made his Combate debut in style, winning by TKO in the 2nd round. Both fighters were head hunting but it was Fuentes who battered "Covid 19" up and down the cage every time he landed one of his big mallets he calls hands. It'll be interesting to see what's next for the former #2 Heavyweight in the world, but we expect he's only a win or two away from competing for the Heavyweight title. NAKAGAWA OUT GRAPPLES ADAM | 3RD RANKED MIDDLEWEIGHT IN THE WORLD Shinnosuke Nakagawa (20-8-0) out grapples "Il Monachus" Principo Adam (21-9-1) over the course of 5 rounds to retain the middleweight championship. The last time these two fought, Adam managing to choke out Adam with a guillotine in the 2nd round. It was a closely contested matchup but this victory for Nakagawa marks his 2nd over Adam during his current winning streak of 7. It's his 3rd Middleweight title fight at Combate and extends his Combate record to a perfect 3-0. Having beaten some of the best fighters the Combate middleweight division has to offer, fans are wondering if he'll be looking to score a big payday in a cross-promotion bout with another top ranked middleweight champion from another organization. COMBATE LANDS TOP FEATHERWEIGHT | PUTS DIVISION ON NOTICE "The Belt Collector" Juodasis Vaiduoklis (28-10-1) has officially signed a contract with Combate, joining the featherweight division with momentum. He's currently the 3rd ranked featherweight in the world and is riding a 9-fight winning streak. The 8-time OFK Featherweight champion has bounced around several MMA camps during his career, but he's currently 9-0 since joining The Rubber Guard Emporium in Las Vegas. His camp notified social media that Vaiduoklis has been guaranteed the next title shot at 145, and fans can expect to see him competing for more gold soon. It's been confirmed that he'll be cage-side for C196 when current featherweight champion Li Xiaodong defends his title against former champion Darren Dixon, and his signing has put the entire featherweight division on notice. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtieBanks Posted June 11, 2023 Report Share Posted June 11, 2023 Andrei 'Золота дитина' Kersikov The main event of the evening is between former Engima HW champion and the current king of the Combate Heavyweight division - the man they call the French Lion - Maximilian Bonaparte. His opponent is the former Dynasty HW champion and World Vale Tuto Openweight Champion - the Andrei 'the Golden Child' Kersikov. Bonaparte has ripped his way through the heart of Combate's heavyweight division like his namesake Napoleon did to central Europe. Six fights undefeated in Combate he climbed his way to the title quickly and has not let go. Known for his heavy hands and a chin that is tough as a two dollar steak - he is looking to find his way to the top of the pound for pound rankings. In his way of greatness is Andrei Kersikov. The second generation fighter has only been knocked out once by current SPPS Heavyweight champion Noah Anderson. All of his vanquished opponents have died by the sword. He has had one fight in which he swept aside notorious contract horder Mauro Okongwu with a second round knock out for the ages. He looks to stamp his authority in the Combate Heavyweight division by taking out the kingpin here tonight. The head of the table theme music hits and out comes the Kersikov entourage. Marko and Dmitri at the front as always, flanked by Sergej and Boyko with a battered looking Vitali at the end with the younger Kersikovs Nykolai, Volodymyr, Vladymyr and Roman. Andrei looks in a jovial mood bouncing down to the cage to the roar of the crowd. Maximilian Bonaparte as per usual comes out to no walk out music swaggering down the cage with Rocco by his side. The French Lion decides to flip the bird to the rest of the Kersikov clan before entering the cage. Marko has to be physically restrained from trying to jump over the cage - what all 140lbs of him was going to do against a monster like Bonaparte beats me. The referee is giving instructions and with no touch of gloves both fighters go to their respective corners. Round One Bonaparte comes out the aggressor with a big right hand that misses and takes an early shot to the body before avoiding another incoming one. He attempts again this time with a left hook and eats a straight jab down the middle. Andrei is still bouncing around smiling at his opponent. Bonaparte cannot get anything going and it takes til midway through the first round that he lands anything on Andrei who has been very effective in landing his shots - working primarily on the legs of Bonaparte to slow him down. Andrei looks low and lands one of his infamous high kicks - Bonaparte eats it and eagerly moves forward unleashing one of his own that cuts Andrei on his eyebrow. Andrei unphased by the kick responds this time by looking low and landing low before the bell rings. Round Two It is more of the same with Bonaparte missing a lot more than he is hitting and Andrei just swaggering around hitting him when he pleases. Bonaparte eventually hits Andrei with a stiff right hand which takes a bit of that smile away from Andrei's face. He sees the body punch of Bonaparte coming and smashes him with a right hand before launching a combo which Bonaparte is lucky to avoid. Bonaparte at this point is bleeding quite heavily from the accurate punches from Andrei. Andrei finishes the round with a massive body punch which sends Bomparte to his corner taking very deep breaths. Round Three Bonparte clearly looking worse for wear comes out swinging for the fences but he is just met with counter shot after counter shot. He starts to get into the swing of things eventually landing a few shots before Andrei fights back bombs in return. Bonaparte looks knackered at this point with Andrei now hunkered down looking to end this. Bonaparte takes a quick jab and launches a leg kick which Andrei steps back from before unleashing a right hand which puts Bonparte on his ass. He tries to get back up but his wobbling on his feet - he steps forward only to be met with a straight right which sends him down again. Andrei wastes no time jumping into mount and launches off bombs - five of them to be exact before standing up over his conquered foe who is out cold bleeding like a stuffed pig. This referee has brought an end to this bout in round three - declaring the winner by way of knock out - Andreiiiii Kersikovvvv. The fans are going wild as Andrei poses for pictures before Chris Karter the president of Combate enters the cage and puts the belt around Andrei's waist. Karter stands on a step stool and manages to get the microphone to Andrei's chin before Andrei swipes the microphone from him and says this. Andrei - Olsen or Kilo - I do not care. We fight next - good luck. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator001 Posted June 20, 2023 Report Share Posted June 20, 2023 Time to leave the nest 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The1rstSaint Posted June 25, 2023 Report Share Posted June 25, 2023 John Boy Walton " Big Peter I love the taste of your BLOOD. Looks like Tinashe Chukwuma is my next Assignment, He has been looking Extremely impressive since signing on with Combate, I look forward to the challenge. I will save all the shit talk for after the fight, your welcome!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daudy Posted July 9, 2023 Report Share Posted July 9, 2023 Kronos Doomsday Less competition? I am the welterweight champ Tap or nap, he napped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The1rstSaint Posted July 25, 2023 Report Share Posted July 25, 2023 John Boy Walton "The rematch that has been on everyone's minds is almost here. You got lucky last fight, and that Moron of a referee should have his license revoked for the early stoppage. Its ok though Billy Blank I brought a man of honor into this camp for the rematch. The man who is pissed you've been trying to make a living off his legacy. The man who created the most masterful exercise program known to mankind in Tae-Bo. #TheREALBILLYBLANKS. With the help from sensei Blanks I am confident I will bob and weave my way to Victory and climb this Heavyweight ladder here at Combate once again!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket Posted August 11, 2023 Report Share Posted August 11, 2023 Global Combate 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The1rstSaint Posted August 13, 2023 Report Share Posted August 13, 2023 Very Nice! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket Posted August 13, 2023 Report Share Posted August 13, 2023 39 minutes ago, The1rstSaint said: Very Nice! *Doff's cap* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Helmans212 Posted August 21, 2023 Report Share Posted August 21, 2023 Anurak Bualuang:Seeing a person like Garrincha in front of me in p4p rankings of the weightclass is making me sick, who has he beaten? How many champions? He maybe has 2 decent wins on his resume against Biden which was a split and let's be honest Biden got robbed badly and against Sasaki, other than that who has he beaton to be called the 3rd best bantamweight in the world? Despicable corruption is being shown with this bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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