Dynasty MMA - Open ID

[The1rstSaint]

I will be doing some Fighter Spotlights from time to time for Dynasty and Dynasty Contenders fighters. So keep an eye out for them in Tycoon Times first. After the times hits i will add them to are smack thread here. Are upcoming spot light though will be the returning Bento Barboza. A former Dynasty Heavyweight champ who is well known here for his battles with Jason Hightower and Andrei Kersikov.

[Daudy]

News from the DMMA Frontlines

Klimenko vs Johnson goes down to the wire

In a storming main event at DMMA 204, Zachary Klimenko defended his title against the tough Kareem Johnson with a come from behind KO in the 5th and final round. The Ukrainian Ali played rope a dope vs the forward moving Johnson, though this initially appeared to be a grave misjudgment as the clock ticked down with scorecards clearly against Klimenko. Within the final minute of the fight, a stunning AXE KICK was unleashed and came down upon Johnson's head like a FGM-148 Javelin strike to earn Klimenko another title defence.

Klimenko wasted no time after the stunning victory and immediately left the arena, collected his bonus money, and went straight back to the frontlines in Ukraine.

Klimenko seen here in his modified T-72 bunkered in the hull down position ready to stop the Russian advance.

Superfights left, right, and centre!

It's always silly season with a Crazy Horse in charge, and this includes superfights! Now, every main event in DMMA is always a super fight, but occasionally we spread the love and include some fighters from other orgs or go there ourselves.

Notable spotlight for a coming event is our very own Jesse Pinkman ready to demonstrate his METHods against "The Belt Collector" Juodasis Vaiduoklis. Both fighters are on simply incredible streaks, and a win here would undoubtedly catapult them to the top spot of their weightclasses world wide! Vaiduoklis will be looking to throw heat while Pinkman is ready to use every bit of his wileyness to grind out that win or get the tap.

Going abroad soon after that, DMMA's surprise 170lb champ Kronos Doomsday is going back to Combate to try and avenge an earlier loss to Dude McWrestler, and become potentially the top 170er in the whole globe and a dual DMMA/Combate champion. The former Gamma Contenders belt holder and his management had never dreamed of even his current level of achievement and acknowledge it'll be a fight where the odds are against them. Doomsday will be cheered on by his grappling students from House of 1000 Corpses gym.

There are also rumours abound of yet another DC champion potentially coming up to make some waves and astute observers will have noticed a former title-challenger from WVT currently on a short term contract. These fights are yet to be confirmed, but hopefully there will be more news soon in the land of the superfights.

Another DC Champ takes a DMMA belt!

In another stunning twist, the dominant DC 265+lb champ Make Makkonen has stepped up and won the DMMA 265+ belt in a blood-soaked affair against Alaistair Ubereem. Both fighters had doctors closely examining their cuts, but the Las Vegas based Ubereem was pulled from the fight for his own safety after absorbing some vicious GNP. Avid readers will remember that this is not the first time a similar thing has happened, with Borowa Gora emerging from DC to win the 205lb belt. The newly crowned champion Makkonen was very intense on the microphone afterwards speaking about how he intended to pound Ubereem's head into the canvas all along.

Don & Magrath can't be separated!

In the latest main event, Get Wet About Don and Jaxon Magrath fought each other to a very closely fought draw. In what turned out to be a bit of a slow-burning chess match, the judges could not be split between each other and a draw ended the night. DMMA fans will remember that these two had met in the cage for a title fight before and could barely be split over 5 rounds, so it comes to no surprise perhaps that this was the result of a shorter 3 round fight. A deciding rematch is surely on the cards, but it remains to be seen if either party request that it becomes a 5 round fight instead of the standard 3 round non-title fight.

[Skenoj]

Pinkman left a voice message on Buzz for his opponent, Vaiduoklis

 

 

[The1rstSaint]

On 6/29/2023 at 11:28 AM, The1rstSaint said:

I will be doing some Fighter Spotlights from time to time for Dynasty and Dynasty Contenders fighters. So keep an eye out for them in Tycoon Times first. After the times hits i will add them to are smack thread here. Are upcoming spot light though will be the returning Bento Barboza. A former Dynasty Heavyweight champ who is well known here for his battles with Jason Hightower and Andrei Kersikov.

 

Barboza shines in his DMMA return. here is the Article as shown in the Tycoon Times. Keep your eye out for the Tycoon Times folks its popping. Evern though this week was an obvious Convicted takeover load of content has been dropping weekly! Here is a brief history as shown in the recent episode of the times of the one and only Bento Barboza.

 

 

 An 18-year-old Bento Barboza set out for a Career in combat sports that starting in the ranks of Kick boxing taking part in the highly acclaimed VKT Heavyweight Grand Prix. Barboza the native of Lisbon, Portugal went on to win the competition putting away Tom Obama in the Finals with a 4th round TKO victory and winning his first of Championship title. 

Before the end of his Kickboxing career, Bento would try his luck in a MMA sanctioned bot against fellow VKT fighter and a man Bento would share the cage with many times in Jason Hightower. Hightower would put Bento away with a late third round KO and about 5 months after the bout both fighters would sign with the up-and-coming Promotion Dynasty MMA. 

Bento would fire off two straight T(KO) performances for DMMA and was instantly thrown into Heavyweight title fight with then champ Kevin Faulk. Having a KT win over "Tiny Hulk" already Barboza made quick work of Faulk with a one punch KO in the very first round of their scheduled 5 round title fight. Bento went on to put away Victor Contreiras in his first title defense which set up his shot at redemption for his second title defense against his old foe Jason Hightower. The fight with Hightower would be a huge breakout for the Portuguese Superstar, as Bento would go on to win by way of Knock out in round 4. 

Barboza would lose his strap his next fight to Andrei Kersikov and his flame would slowly die out in Dynasty losing another bout to Hightower in the process as well. He would however win a rematch with Kersikov in a non-title fight in his final DMMA fight before moving over to GAMMA.

Barboza made his GAMMA debut on August 6th, 2022, and was giving an immediate title fight against former #1 P4P king Karim Johnson. Karim would prove to have Bento's # winning by way of KO in the very first round of their bout. This would light a new fire under "Anjo da Morte" winning his next three GAMMA bouts all by T(KO) which would set up another shot at the GAMMA Super Heavyweight Strap which was now around the waist of Zahbit Lovanov. After the first two rounds, Bento looked to be well on his way to another failed title attempt. Round three though with a fired-up Action Jackson screaming to watch out for the shot, we saw Bento work himself back into the fight. As round 4 goes underway we see the momentum has changed and just over the 1-minute mark Barboza sealed the deal with a beautiful overhand right sending his Ukrainian counterpart to the mat like a sack of rotten potatoes.

After this Big win in a well-known org like GAMMA winning his 3rd Championship in his combat History, Barboza was at the height of his career by far as he cracked the top 25 P4P ranks. Unfortunately, this Story took a hard turn in the wrong direction as Bento would go on to lose the belt to Karim Johnson in his second defeat to the Legend. And from there he would go on to a 2-4 record and then would part ways with his longtime manager Action Jackson.

Now 30 years of age Bento found himself in a tough spot looking for new management and closing an end to his Contract with GAMMA. On 4/20 2023 Bento was spotted in LA with Convicted Member and MMA manager Antonio Herro and he would soon become the latest client of the Convicted Top Team gym owner. Bento would finish his contract out with GAMMA on May 27th winning with a light's out one punch KO over Khabib Ferguson. 

Fast Forward to present Day, Barboza has Inked a 5 fight Deal with his former promotion Dynasty MMA and will make his next appearance July 1rst at DMMA 209 against former DMMA light Heavyweight champ Constantin Niculescu. Only time will tell if Bento can reach the top once again, and maybe even reach greater heights under the convicted banner.  

 

 

[The1rstSaint]

Sneak Preview for the next Fighter spotlight.

Natalia is definitely the prettiest Dynasty Fighter in history but don't let that cute face fool ya, this chick is savage! She will debut with Dynasty Contenders on 2023-07-16

[Skenoj]

Jesse Pinkman: "I know I lost that but I also know that I am far better  than that and that fight made me play it a bit safe, but I promise to all the whole roster from Dynasty MMA as soon as I can get a rematch, I will be the one bringing victory home, I will do it in a rematch and I will also do it in a trilogy. Now it's time to defend my belts and keep it going before of course going into another super fight, thank you!"

[The1rstSaint]

On 7/2/2023 at 8:23 AM, The1rstSaint said:

Sneak Preview for the next Fighter spotlight.

Natalia is definitely the prettiest Dynasty Fighter in history but don't let that cute face fool ya, this chick is savage! She will debut with Dynasty Contenders on 2023-07-16

Breaking the barriers: Nattie Ice's rise to fame

Natalia Pisswater busted onto the MMA scene as part of the HFC Womens Division in September of 2021 at just 19 years of age. After dropping her debut fight via Unanimous Decision, Natalia would go on to win three straight in dominant fashion to boot. All three of those fights would end with finishes, which she proved to have a wide variety of ways to finish her foes. This would be her Final fight with the promotion amidst her rise in the MMA scene unfortunately.

In early 2022 the HFC women's division would fizzle out and would lead to Natalia making a tough decision, Retire from MMA a sport heavily against Women athletes, or continue on Fighting those same men they are frequently trying to hold her back from greatness. Lucky for us She choose to continue and would soon sign a new contract with new hype org on the street called Bellicose. Nattie Ice made her Bellicose Promotional debut on April 9th of 2022 in a devastating manner absolutely murdering her Male counterpart with a 54 second TKO victory.

Pisswater would then go on to win back-to-back Decisions over Temujin Atkiray and Pate Hunt rasing her pro record to 6-2-0 and having 6 straight wins. This would prompt Bellicose to give the young American from Somewhere a Bantamweight Title fight against then champion Pee Wee Sasaki. At this time Sasaki was looking like a world beater winning his last 4 fights via first round stoppages. Natalia would give the champ one hell of a fight and taking the first round letting the world know she is here to stay! Ultimately Pee Wee was just a level above her at this time and would collect a 3rd round TKO finish to retain his Title.

Natalia would go on to split her next 4 fights winning two then dropping her next two fights to close out her 2022 pondering if she had made the right decision. In 2023 we would see Pisswater bring her A-game immediately as she would win s straight fights including a hard-fought Decision over Kaiden Thibodeaux which would be her final Bellicose appearance as the Organization would soon close.

A new Chapter would soon open for Pisswater and one that would put her name on the map! Following the closure of Bellicose Natalia would sign a contract with ENIGMA were she would make her promotional debut at ENIGMA 167. Pisswater was thrown right into the shark tank and was pitted against former ENIGMA 135-pound champ Henry Colt in her debut in what would be a breakout performance. After dropping the first two rounds to Cult and looking to be well on her way to losing her debut by Unanimous Decision Nattie would send Colt into a immediate coma with some of her vicious Ground and Pound.

After that dominating debut Pisswater was awarded a shot at then champ Jay Reepo for the title on May 21rst. Natalia would go on to make an example of Reepo, absolutely embarrassing the fellow BJJ Balck Belt on the ground in route to a 5 round beat down, giving Natalia her first Championship. With this HUGE win under her belt even greater things were to come as she would have a shot at two weight ENIGMA champ Mamed Khalidovic. The fight with Mamed would prove to be a minor setback but she toughed it out and would not go down easy leading to a Unanimous Decision Loss in her Final fight for the ENIGMA promotion.

In June 2023 now a Free Agent Dynasty Contenders came knocking on the door of the now 27-year-old and Pisswater would sign a multi fight contract with them. Natalia will make her DC debut on July 16th against Ted Bremner as she looks to start another chapter in what could very well put here in the top ranks of the World of MMA. Natalia's days of smashing dudes faces lives on as she embarks on a Dynasty of her own with the Dynasty MMA brand.

[Daudy]

DMMA 213 Roos vs Distefano

Welcome one, welcome all, it's preview time for the next Dynasty Card. Taking place on the 15th of July at the LA Colosseum, it's a banger of a card headlined by two hard hitting 185ers, Cooper Roos and Eric Distefano.

Main Card

145lbs - Aubrey Grant vs Bam Bam Joshy

A pretty lush fight kicks off our main card, with two recent title contenders going at it in our 145 division. Both fighters have fallen to the grappling of champion Jesse Pinkman in recent times, but otherwise on paper bring well rounded skillsets. Both tend to have a tendency to be quite tactical in their approach, preferring to pepper an opponent with strikes rather than throw single nukes, but there is still some finishing ability in there somewhere! Bam Bam in particular has shown some grappling chops but both are masters at their game of frustrating the shit out of opponents. MMA Math shows Grant beat Dimitri who beat Bam Bam, but we know that sometimes it can go full circle. Expect them to tickle each other in a fast paced affair that will empty their cardio tanks and hopefully your wallets.

145lbs - Dimitri Kersikov vs Jian Zhao

Speaking of Dimitri and MMA math, he's fighting next on the card vs Jian Zhao. The MMA Math says Dimitri beat Bam Bam Joshy who frustrated the shit out of Jian Zhao in a UD in turn. Is this the org owner throwing one of his own guys to the wolves? Maybe, maybe not! It's no secret Jian Zhao usually fights up at 155 and dropped some mass to make the 145 weightcut against Bam Bam, which to date is the only time he's ever fought at 145. With a tough chin and heavy hands traditionally, it remains to be seen whether this more svelte version of Zhao still has his power. With a so-so set of performances since the weight cut, he'll need to find his magic again to deal with one of the Kersikov clan in the shape of Dimitri. 'Lil Dimmy', which he will from now be known as,  is a former title holder that temporarily saw a speedbump in form before manager Dino's latest temporary sabbatical. Now with arch rival Renji Abaral out of the way, he's looking for a signature win here to clear the pathway for why he should be considered for a potential crack at the champ. Could go either way with some fireworks or a drawn out fight that goes to a decision.

265lbs - Deividas Vilkas vs Bleeding Spanner

Moving upwards on the card, we move upwards in weight! Former HW title holder Vilkas is looking for a statement rebound, after his devastating loss to current champ Leonardo Narushima. With the division currently in a state of minor flux with Narushima going down convincingly to Xtreme Black House teammate and journeyman Mauro Okongwu, Vilkas might feel like he has a shot at avenging his loss and wants to get back in that picture ASAP. Standing in his way is cult figure Bleeding Spanner, who has turned back the clock and put out an emphatic 3 win streak. Spanner has some massive names on his resume and Vlikas will be keen not to just become another W in Spanners' record. Someone will bleed, and someone will get KO'd here. Bet the house on it!

Co-MAIN - 170lbs - Gustav Harakka vs Itchy Sinclair

Our co-main for the evening sees former 170 champion Gustav Harakka take on the newly signed Itchy Sinclair. Harakka comes with an impressive record in DMMA, though unfortunately has recently seen a bit of a form skid, running into an absolute killer's row that saw him face former champ Get Wet About Don, current dual DMMA and Combate champ and #1 ranked WW Kronos Doomsday, and also former DMMA title challenger and ACA Champ Raphael Ambrosius Costeau. The KO artist has never been finished and will be looking to rebound against the Benjamin Button of MMA Tycoon, Itchy Sinclair. This former SPPS favourite brings a really well rounded game full of different finishes, and was known for mysteriously remaining a mere 18 years of age in physical appearance for many years, despite racking up training and fight experience. It wasn't until a controversial draw against A. Mere Con at SPPS 200 that saw an official complaint put in and Itchy Sinclair was subsequently banned from using his secret genetic altering substances. In a matter of days Sinclair would see his 18 year old physical appearance warp into a more age-appropriate 31 year old body and has since aged gracefully like all other tycoon fighters. This kind of substance abuse and cheating is highly encouraged in SPPS, but given Sinclair has chosen to go on the straight and narrow, he is now plying his trade here in DMMA - where we PRETEND to be legit!

MAIN EVENT - 185lbs - Cooper Roos vs Eric Distefano

Everyone's favourite bald red head (???) South African at 185, Cooper Roos, headlines the card against KO artist Eric Distefano. Whatever the result, we all know this fight is ending within the distance. Both fighters possess levels of KO power that put them in the higher echelons of the world and will be swangin and bangin all day long until one drops. This matchup might come as a bit of a surprise to some given that Roos has fought for the belt, but the popular Distefano has quietly etched out 4 wins in his last 5. In a division currently ruled by his teammate, Zachary Klimenko, Roos remains game for any challenge that his favourite organisation can throw at him and Distefano definitely provides a fresh look at his game. Distefano is physically the slightly smaller reach, but Roos has shown willingness to engage in the clinch so it'll be interesting to see whether the fight stays at distance or gets done in the trenches. Can Distefano find that KO punch or will Roos chomp on him like a boerwors?

[Daudy]

DMMA 214 Gora vs Mfer

Welcome one, welcome all, it's preview time for the 2nd Dynasty Card coming up this weekend. Taking place on the 16th of July at the LA Colosseum, it's a star studded card highlighted by a 205 title fight between two Dynasty Contenders alumni.

Main Card

155lbs - Oscar "Carver" Blaydes vs Huena "Makuna" Ajuricaba

The first fight of our main card sees us head to 155 territory with DMMA contender Oscar Blaydes welcoming newcomer Huena Ajuricaba to the org. DMMA faithful will find it hard to see past Blaydes, as some believe he is truly amongst some of the contenders capable of potentially trying to break the Jesse Pinkman stranglehold with his outstanding all-rounded game. However, Ajuricaba is not a slouch. Hailing most recently from SMASH, Ajuricaba won an impressive 5 out of 5 of his fights at his previous organisation before seeking new waters to swim in. Having never been finished and 5 KOs to his name, Ajuricaba could pose a bigger problem to Blaydes than initially thought. Bringing his granite chin and KO power to the mix, Ajuricaba is ready to show the DMMA world whether he's capable of swimming in this shark tank or if Blaydes will puncture his life jacket and send him to the bottom.

265+lbs - Ghengis Khan vs Isopaa Mfer

Our next fight sees the big boys try and bring the big fireworks to the card. With both fighters towering over at 200+cms and with a combined weight of over 580lbs, the DMMA ring will need every bit of extra tape to hold it together when they go at it. Mfer hails from a famous Finnish family and at one point in his career looked like the next big thing and completely unstoppable. He's looking to get his career back on track with a revenge win over Khan, who he initially faced at DMMA 194. Khan has himself fought some big names and has ironed out a reputation as a bit of a clinch demon, defying his tall stature. That's where he managed to get the finish against Mfer in their previous meeting, but as seen in his last fight vs no. 1 contender Ahjo Kuomanen, Khan has shown some vulnerability to being controlled on the ground - which is exactly what Mfer is likely intending to do.

265lbs - Jason Hightower vs Tony Viikinki "Halme"

Imagine hearing that former multiple time DMMA HW champion Jason Hightower is fighting on the card AND YET isn't even on the co-main slot! How spoiled are we?! Well, he's back, fresh from his journey in WVT serving up a two piece combo. He takes on a fresh opponent in Viikinki who comes in at a jaw dropping hydrated weight of 292lbs. Despite this massive weight discrepancy, it is Hightower who owns a noticeable reach advantage and he'll be looking to keep things at a distance and avoid the nukes Viikinki will be throwing his way. The smart money is on this fight ending in a KO, but while the former champ may be a massive favourite on paper, the stout Viikinki brings a granite chin and crazy power like a ball made out of dynamite. Can he get inside and knock the tower down or will Hightower shut him down before he gets started?

Co-Main 205lbs - Hjallis Kalske vs Joey "Trap God" Simone

Continuing on with a distinctly Finnish theme, Kalske will come out as one of five Finnish fighters on this card (including prelims). The former 265lb title holder and recent 205lb title challenger has a very interesting challenge ahead of him with a bit of a showcase fight vs WVT guest Joey Simone. Kalske brings a really well rounded game that likes to integrate takedowns, somewhat a little less common at this weight in the MMATycoon universe. Simone provides a really interesting challenge in that he has an extremely decorated grappling career and gives up a significant amount of weight compared to his opponent due to the more open-weight nature of the WVT 205lb division. This is a potential pick for fight of the night with both guys able to finish from any position and backed by managers who fully embody the "anywhere, any time" mentality.

Main Event 205lbs Title Fight - Borowa Gora vs Pate Mfer

This fight has it all! Another MFer, yet another Finn, and also another weight change twist! Dynasty Contender champions Borowa Gora and Pate Mfer meet in the DMMA cage to fight for the DMMA 205lb title. Mfer comes up from the 185lb division, but given divisional rules, has added on muscle mass to ensure he meets the 205lb walking weight mark to put the title into play. The extremely popular Finn is looking to make history by following in Gora's own footsteps and winning a DMMA title while holding his DC title. However, he gives away a significant reach advantage as expected and will be looking to make sure he doesn't go down in his 2nd 'superfight' in a row after his setback vs Kareem Johnson when Johnson was a guest at DC 55. The DC 185 champ jumped at the opportunity when he heard there was a potential gap that needed to be filled vs Gora after a long layoff for the 205lb champ. Speaking of our 205lb champ, Borowa Gora has been literally flawless since coming under the Dynasty umbrella. From humble beginnings in Dynasty Contenders with his first professional contract, to defeating all of those in front of him to win the DC belt and defending it a whopping 5 times to date, to then coming up to DMMA and winning that belt in a massive upset vs Camaras Account. Gora hasn't slowed down since that, with an impressive KO victory in a war vs Kalske. Can Mfer defy all the odds and triumph, or will Gora dispatch his second Finn in a row?

[The1rstSaint]

Are next Dynasty Fighter Spotlight will be another Dynasty Contenders Fighter. He is the current Bantamweight Champion Bryant Davis. Wherever the man goes His belt and that big fat 6 paper joint is coming with him!

[Skenoj]

Davis wants his spotlight out this week! He just defended his belt a few days ago, c'mon!

[kfuhrer]

 

Its the biggest news in the HISTORY of DMMA!!!!

AND WHERE LIVE WITH RYAN GOOSLING!!!!



Ryan Goosling: Ladies and gentlemen a recent shockwave has reverberated throughout the world of MMA. Recently the news broke that the leading MMA organization Sucker Punch previously owned by @HareRumpler has shut down operations. This opened up a glut of fighters hitting the free agent pool. One fighter in particular who had only one previously been a Free Agent once before and was commanding Tens of Dollars was recently snapped up in great haste by DMMA.

Thats right we are the first to break the news that the greatest fighter of all time the HALL OF FAME Legend!!!! The man who trained with Saber Tooth Tigers, Dinosours, MR. PICKLE!!!!!!!!!!!! has joined DMMA!!

 

Ryan Goosling: We tried reaching out to the Mr. Pickle management team to get some  insight into what the plan is for Mr. Pickle but all we where told is that Mr. Pickle will only be accepting super fights and that he is currently busy as part of a very important Warcraft raid. We will keep you posted as we gather more information about this historic signing as it is clear to us DMMA is the new home of MMA and greatness!!!

All hail the King! All hail MR. PICKLE!!

[kfuhrer]

* Jefferson Butchull can be seen rushing into a exclusive party. The Parti Party crew is there and the Pickle retinue can also be seen.  


Doorman: Sir are you on the guest list?

Jefferson Butchull: I'm a good friend of the Pickles, Last name Butchull.

Doorman: No Butchull on the list. We do have a Butthole on the list.

Jefferson audibles groans...

Jefferson Butchull: Yup that's me.....

Doorman: Come on in.

Jefferson Butchull can be seen making a call.

Jefferson Butchull: Goosling is that you? Yeah its Butchull I got in I'll get the camera ready and we will stream this live. Get this story ready!!



THIS IS RYAN GOOSLING COMING AT YOU LIVE!!!!




Ryan Goosling: Breaking new with your host.. Me.. RYAN GOOSLING! One of our journalists Jefferson Butchull is live on location and is trying to get a word with Edward Mills better known as Mr. Pickle on the historical signing with DMMA.

Jefferson what can you tell us?

 

Jefferson Butchull: Thank you Ryan! I'm at an exclusive party and I have been given access to ask Mr. Pickle some questions. Mr. Pickle what can you tell us about the move over to DMMA and what are your plans for the future?

Mr. Pickle: Oh hoo hoo! Mr. Butthole you made it ta ma party!! We are drinking da best brine ta day. Want some?

Hogan Paul can be seen in the background slamming back pickle shots.

Jefferson Butchull: Thank you Ryan! I'm at an exclusive party and I have been given access to ask Mr. Pickle some questions. Mr. Pickle what can you tell us about the move over to DMMA and what are your plans for the future?

Mr. Pickle: Well I was finking dat I should maybe have a death match or maybe fight a 500lb fighter.

Jefferson Butchull: That seems....well a bit odd. We also heard you took a massive pay cut coming to DMMA. Recent reports where showing that Hare and Donkey in SPPF where paying you 100k to show and 100k to win as well with 200k signing bonuses... We have heard you accepted 5k to show and 5k to win.... This is a huge drop. Why take the offer?

Mr. Pickle: Oh HOO hooo. Butthole your so dumb. Find about it fur a second. What's bigger den 1 or 2? Da answer is easy. 5 is much bigger. Da Donkey was only giving me one or two but da Horse is giving me FIVE!! hahahaha!! I got three more ta fight here!! I never ever fought I'd get 5!! Maybe one day I might get 7 or 8 or maybe even 9!! Who can pay more den 5??

Jefferson Butchull: You do no that 100 or 200 are bigger then 5 right?

Mr. Pickle: Oh HOO hooo such a dumb Butthole!! Butthole how much is 0 worth you tell me.

Jefferson Butchull: Um well Zero is worth Zero......

Mr. Pickle: So if you have three zeros da amount is still zero so if its 100 dat is a one wiff two zeros.. So you only get 1 haha I so smart. You see instead of 1 I now get 5 haha I get so much more now.

Jefferson Butchull: Well Ryan Goosling Breaking news got it first. Mr. Pickle is making 5 now from DMMA and his days of 1 or 2 are done..... Back to you Ryan

Ryan Goosling: well um... You heard it here first.....  Mr. Pickle is planning to have a deathmatch in DMMA.......I guess we will have to wait and see what that is. This Ryan Goosling signing out!

[kfuhrer]

Figured I'd let you DMMA scrubs know that this is my forum now 🤣😉 and if you want a shot at the King aka Edward Mills Mr. Pickle you had better have a good reason to join the Red Pantie club. 

[Daudy]

Communicado official

We here at Dynasty MMA would like to welcome all new signings to our fold. We're really excited that you're on board with us as we strive to make this project better than ever. We've got a competitive core in every single available weightclass and some very impressive champions.

We would also like to put out the official request for potential worthy opponents (and formats) for fights against the legendary Mr. Pickle. Like legendary former outfits like Pride FC, Dynasty admires the competitive side of MMA but also the flair that comes with it. There is no bigger name in terms of flair than the great Pickle, and we're keen to get the freakshow on the road. So if you have a ridiculous build, a ridiculous fighter, a ridiculous fight format or all the above, we'd love to hear from you. There's a few things already being considered.... stay tuned!

[kfuhrer]

FREAKSHOW TIME.......Wait whos the freak? Mr. Pickle is a nice guy with a very high IQ of 86......Bring on the freaks

[kfuhrer]

Kronos Doomsday..... More like Kronos Lamesday! Mr. Pickle wants your title. Not your silly belt. The Kronos part.....AKA your name. I think Kronos Edward Mill Mr. Pickle Saviour of Lions and Dinsours sounds much better. How about you put your name on the line? I'm not willing to put mine on the line but why would I? I'm the challenger!!

Daddy is coming to teach this little prick a lesson 😉

[Daudy]

Nani?!

 

Soon, here at Dynasty, we will find out who the REAL Kiryu is. The loser will.... probably not have any real ramifications. But there might be something shiny for the future winner!

[kfuhrer]

Name vs Name. The winner gets to put his last name first and the lose has to put there first name last!!!!

[kfuhrer]

Jack Dies at the end........More to come when I get more creative!!!

[Daudy]

Pickle Party back on the menu!

In breaking news, DMMA are pleased to announce the Pickle has a new fight scheduled! While a few potential opponents were canvassed, it has fallen to Island and Dynasty Contenders legend Jack Dye to step up!

The former VFC and DC champ is known for his superb island run, before making the leap to Dynasty Contenders and winning the 170lb belt in a massive upset. Now in the twilight of his career, he's ready to put his pride to the test against the world famous Mr. Pickle at DMMA 241.

It would appear that this fight will be a real chess match between the reportedly 85 IQ Dye and the always smart Mr. Pickle.

It is understood Mr. Pickle and his representatives will have a full press conference at a later date, but this publication was able to get a few words out of him:

"Hooo hooo hoooooo!"

The word from Dye's camp on the other hand is a bit more sombre, with manager Django Watts claiming that Dye will likely retire in shame effective immediately, should he drop the fight against the Pickle. Hopefully regardless of the result this is not the case, as Dye has proven to be a huge fan favourite much like our favourite Pickle.

And finally, in exclusive news, we can reveal that DMMA has something in the works to acknowledge fighters brave enough to take on the Pickle within the org. DMMA is hoping that the powers that be approve it before our first Pickle Party. Do you dare face the Pickle and see what surprises are in store for you?

 

[Daudy]

DMMA 235 Preview

In one of DMMA's biggest cards yet, DMMA 235 sees a double belt main and co-main headlining a weekend full of DMMA goodness. Both the 185 and 205 belts are on the line!

Main Card Preview

MAIN EVENT - 185 Title - Zachary Klimenko vs Chip Nickel

A titanic show down which will see DMMA's defending 185 champ Klimenko take on the last ever SPPS 185 champion Nickel. Nickel is a certified SPPS Hall of Famer who reigned supreme in their 185 division for extended periods. The part time freelance journalist, who also held the Hardcore title at one point, perenially relies on his superb chin and unrelenting persistence to overcome his opponents. Klimenko on the other hand is currently the #1 185er on the planet and is working towards staking his HOF claim. He has never been knocked out but has proven that his hands are just as hard, with over 70% of his victories coming by (T)KO. Will he look cash in on a potentially ageing Nickel, or will Chip get the scoop of the month with a win?

Co-MAIN EVENT - 205 Title - Swole Ricky Martin vs Jimmy Nitro

Fresh off his unbelievable title win and massive boost of fame off former champ Borowa Gora, Ricky Martin is looking to stamp his authority with his first title defence. To date, "Porrachinha" is the only man to beat Gora under the combined Dynasty Contenders/DMMA banner, and he did so the hard way. Martin was rocked early and thoroughly dominated in the first round before showing huge heart and bouncing back to claim the second round and stun the world with a massive finish at the start of the third. Standing across from him will be Jimmy Nitro, who treads a path not too dissimilar to Gora. Nitro forged his way upwards between DMMA and DC, and became the inaugural DC 185 champion before moving to 205 after losing it during his second defence. The hugely popular Nitro brings some heavy hands and a sneaky sub game to the table, but the champion Martin is more than equipped to make his life difficult. Martin's defensive grappling has been on point with complete nullification of Zekariays Solomon and Shape Shifter in recent times, but it remains to be seen if Nitro will play that game or simply choose to swarm with his patented 'APE PACE'.

155 lb - Anabolic Asteroid vs Galen Dall Jr

This fight has huge ramifications for the potential future of the 155 division, with both guys on the fringes of a potential title challenger spot. Asteroid has been to the big dance once already, dropping a decision to the still reigning champion, Jesse Pinkman. His results since then have been somewhat mixed, but he remains as deadly as ever given the absolute killer's row he's been facing. Dall Jr on the other hand is taking a big step up. A long time DMMA stalwart, Dall Jr is riding a three win streak (two finishes) and will be looking to stamp his arrival at the pointier end of the division. These two have a history with a previous encounter at DMMA 156 with Asteroid taking a close decision in a grapple heavy fight. Will we see a repeat in style or could both guys come out swinging instead?

185 lb - Bagel Boss vs Charles Bukowski

In this matchup, the popular Bagel Boss is making his DMMA debut vs a very game Charles Bukowski. Bukowski comes into the fight after struggling with some form in both DMMA and DC, before changing his managers around before settling on newcomer Ahmed Ahmeti. This brought immediate results with a decisive win at DC 85, snapping a three fight losing streak. Following that performance, Bukowski's manager immediately pushed for another fight citing that Bukowski was ready to go again after such a quick fight. Answering the call is veteran Bagel Boss, who lines up for his 57th professional fight. It's kill or be killed with his deceptively fast hands, with the Boss only going to a decision a mere 10 times. The Boss comes to bang! Can Bukowski back up his talk against the veteran, or has he bitten off more than he can chew?

185 lb - Mr Pervitin vs Chris Jarvis

Starting our main card is another 185 matchup, with both fighters looking to pick up their second straight DMMA victory in two attempts. Jarvis is the younger less experienced man, but both fighters sport similar strengths in striking. The key to victory here for him is to keep it on the feet where both fighters are evenly matched. Pervitin is a former Enigma champion under the famous Marky Mark tutelage and will be looking to mix in his (on paper) grappling advantage to secure victory. Only one man can potentially come away with a perfect 2-0-0 to start their DMMA career, who will it be?

Undercard:

Dag Schotel vs Oswaldo Fadda Jr
Klay Dee vs Jean Luc Petit
Gage Bennett vs Manus Murphy
Jack McScramble vs Ron Funches
Sam Diego vs Malcom King

[kfuhrer]

RYAN GOOSLING LIVE!!!

With your host Ryan Goosling



Ryan Goosling: Hi everyone this is Ryan Goosling. Big new recently hit the airwaves Mr. Pickle has his very first fight booked with DMMA. The Kyle F camp is buzzing with their recent title win picking up the 265+ title with the "Wolfman" Don Cortez and now a fight with Island standout Jack Dye under Django Watts claiming that Dye will likely retire in shame effective immediately, should he drop the fight against the Pickle.

We are heading now to a press Conference with Kyle F management and Mr. Pickle now to get an update!!!!



Mr. Pickle can be seen walking up to the podium dress like a total OG Pickle!!

Jefferson Butchull: Mr. Pickle you have been paired to fight 22-5 fighter Jack Dye, Legend of the Island, killer instinct 15 KOS!!! Hall of famer! Multiple title holder and an IQ of 85!!!! Your F*cked!!! Why would you consider taking this fight Mr. Pickle? Your going to get KO'ed!!!



Mr. Pickle: OOOOHH HOO HOO HOOOO!! Mr. Butthole many fink dis is a bad fight fur me. Day fink my chin is to weak. Day fink my skills are to low/ Day fink my win-lose record is to bad. But what day forget is dat Jack only has an IQ of 85... OOOOH HOOO HOOO!!! He is very smart just like me and I gotta push myself wiff people who are smart. BUT! I'm da smartest still. Last time I checked my IQ was 86 hahaha so dat means I'm smarter which means I will likely win . Also I fink Dye heard dat I am now making 5 in DMMA I bet he never made 5 in his life so he wants ta fight da Pickle and maybe get 2 or 3.

Jefferson Butchull: Mr. Pickle, Django Watts who manages Jack Dye has also stated he will retire if by chance he loses to you. What are your thoughts? 

Mr. Pickle: OOOOHH HOO HOO HOOOO!! Just being brave enough to get in da ring wiff me is a win. So Jack is safe he will fight on cuz dis fight is a win for him and a win fur da fans. I gotta show da Horse dat I am worth 5 and dis is a good way fur me to do it.

Jefferson Butchull:  Thank you Mr. Pickle, Now Kyle F management recent Don Cortez picked up the DMMA 265+ title and you managed to get Mr. Pickle signed to DMAA not just that Crazy Horse is the exclusive sponsor to Mr. Pickle and you have joined up with Steel Penn recently to attempt to bring in more titles. How does Mr. Pickle fit into this equation? He mostly loses how are you planning on taking over MMA Tycoon?

Kyle F: What I do is I just try to take my hat and I turn it around, and it's like a switch that goes on. And when the switch goes on, I feel like another person, I feel, I don't know, I feel like a... like a truck. Like a machine. Now is your chance, Mr. Pickle!!!, don't you see? I don't care about what happened before, so you can stop trying to prove yourself to me. It doesn't matter if you win or lose, Mr. Pickle. I don't care about that. All I care about is being with your manager... and I love you! NOW GO OUT THERE AND RIP THE HEAD OFF OF JACK DYES!!!!! Because JACK DIES on September 24!!!!! You put your career on the loin!!!! ITS ALREADY OVER!!! Look at anyone who fights the Pickle!!! Win/Lose/Draw THEY ARE NEVER THE SAME!!! Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust upon them. Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. Jack Dye's!!!! Welcome to the red pantie club!!!!! Remebr that on September 24! Mr. Pickle doesnt bleed RED! he bleeds M*THER F*CKING PICKLE JUICE!!! ALL HAIL THE KING!!! MR. PICKLE!!!


Back to Ryan Goosling!


Ryan Goosling: Well the KF camp seems angry while Mr. Pickle seems calm and collective. Looks like we are in for a real battle in DMAA! My guess is there is more to come from the Pickle camp for this upcoming fight!!

[Daudy]

Quick News Update - New Trophies!

This morning, the powers that be have informed me of some really excellent news. My first two submitted trophies for DMMA have both been approved!

The first one ties in very nicely into Mr Pickle's released statements below. He read our mind!

12 hours ago, kfuhrer said:

Mr. Pickle: OOOOHH HOO HOO HOOOO!! Just being brave enough to get in da ring wiff me is a win. So Jack is safe he will fight on cuz dis fight is a win for him and a win fur da fans.

You know what? We at DMMA agree! Hence why from this point onwards, anyone brave enough to face Mr Pickle could win the much coveted DMMA Golden Pickle Trophy:

The precise criteria for earning this trophy is shrouded in slight mystery (aka indecisiveness), but rest assured, one of the criteria will that it will ONLY be achievable through fighting Mr Pickle.

So yes, come sign up your freaks if you want a chance at this beautiful trophy.

Our second trophy will at this stage be a once off award. Ever since I noticed these fighters making their respective waves, I've always been keen to see which one is truly superior. Being a fan of their source material, and there actually being a side-quest that goes through the real deal meeting his own imposter, this is a fight I HAD to make.

With my takeover of DMMA and SPPS' unfortunate demise, the stars began to align... and as fate would have it, they are even in the same weightclass!

I present to you the battle of Kiryu-chan at DMMA 239!

It's "The Dragon of Dojima" Kazuma Kiryu vs "The Dragon of Dojima" Kiryu Kazuma!!!!

The winner will be crowned the true DMMA Dragon Legend!

So there's everything to play for! Fight hard everybody!

[Oldbones]

7 hours ago, Daudy said:

 

I present to you the battle of Kiryu-chan at DMMA 239!

It's "The Dragon of Dojima" Kazuma Kiryu vs "The Dragon of Dojima" Kiryu Kazuma!!!!

The winner will be crowned the true DMMA Dragon Legend!

So there's everything to play for! Fight hard everybody!

 

This will be a true battle for the ages, when Akara "King Donkey Kong" fought Edward Mills we had the great battle of Ape vs Pickle, and as one would expect Kongsangchai delivered a massive crunch to Pickles face and defeated him to claim the Transcontinental Arborers and Small Business Owner's Local Subdivision Middleweight Title. But now news of the imposter reached the ears of Kiryu-chan, the REAL Kiryu and he knew he had to return immediately to clear his name from the atrocities the other Nega-Kiryu-Chan was undoubtedly committing. And so it shall be, Dragon will meet Dragon and truly prove who is the best around. 

(Also amazing job on the trophy!)