kfuhrer Posted December 8, 2023 Report Share Posted December 8, 2023 If there is a fighter with a Tail Mr. Pickle 100% has to fight them!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kfuhrer Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 Word on the street is Mr. Pickle is in talks to fight a Sumo legend in preparation for his David Vs Goliath fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daudy Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 Indeed. In the corridors of smoke and shadows, the grand idea of a massive 500lb+ man taking on the Pickle was thwarted by the fact that we'd somehow managed to double book said massive man. Subsequently, we've found a slightly less massive man to warm the pickle up. Hopefully they accept this challenge as Mr Mills lays down the Pickle! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kfuhrer Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 Massive warm men and a pickle...Now that sounds like ENTERTAINMENT!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kfuhrer Posted December 28, 2023 Report Share Posted December 28, 2023 As the year comes to halt. One task remains for our illustrious Mr. Pickle. He must enter the the ring with a 381lb titan. Mitsugu Takeishi A man with a total of 59 fights under his belt and stunning KO power. Mr. Pickle has had a year full of ups and downs. This will be his 11th fight in 2023 having gone 4-5-1. This could be his chance to have .500 year. A stat in many sports unheard of.... But Mr. Pickle is a different bread of...Pickle. In 2023 he was inducted in the Sucker Punch Hall of Fame, Award the DMMA Pickle King trophy and received a Superstar badge for the content he has created on this very form. Many pundit also believe he is likely to win every single award in MMATycoon for 2023. Mitsugu Takeishi was in fact not the original opponent for Mr. Pickle. Instead Mr. Pickle was to fight a man well over 500lbs. Edward Mills took his training very seriously by going out and lifting up fat people every single day!! He trained his body to handle being taken down . He watched tape on many of the great fights! And thus he has transformed himself into a true legend! Moving forward Mr. Pickle will channel the legendary power of Keith Hackney!! He will overcome all obstacles!!! He will do the unthinkable!! He will have a .500 year!! Or he will die trying! Because Mr. Pickle does not bleed RED! He Bleeds GREEN! Mother F*CKERS!! All hail the king! and savour of MMATYCOON all hail MR. Pickle Edward Mills!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kfuhrer Posted December 31, 2023 Report Share Posted December 31, 2023 Well the fat man bested the Pickle but don't worry Mr. Pickle will just learn to take bigger BITES!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daudy Posted December 31, 2023 Report Share Posted December 31, 2023 The even bigger guy will surely move slower? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kfuhrer Posted December 31, 2023 Report Share Posted December 31, 2023 haha I think my major miscalculation was getting into the clinch. Mr. Pickle has a weak chin so I likely should have kept at the distance....Lets grabble a man several hundred pounds bigger haha hmmm maybe a bad idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kfuhrer Posted December 31, 2023 Report Share Posted December 31, 2023 2023 was a huge year for Mr. Pickle.... But the landscape of MMATYCOON keeps changing but can a pickle keep pace. Mr. Pickle, Though small and green, Was always keen, To grow and change, He faced the winds, Of life's each whim, And with a grin, He rearranged, For Mr. Pickle, New ways he'd seek, A better version, Of himself to be, He'd learn and grow, And never fear, The unknown roads, Before him clear. With a low IQ with a weak chin and a struggling MMA record Mr. Pickle still has found greatness. Mr. Pickle, small and humble, Knew that strength and wisdom, Weren't the only keys to greatness, In the world so full of rumblings. Though some said he lacked the power, And the knowledge to succeed, Mr. Pickle knew that effort, Was the only thing he'd need. For with each step he took, And every challenge he'd embrace, His effort made him great, And gave him strength to face, The world with newfound courage, And a heart that never broke, Mr. Pickle proved that great effort, Is what makes a great folk. 2024 will only best different in that Mr. Pickle will achieve new levels of greatness overcome even bigger challenges and continue to cement his legacy regardless of his record as the greatest to ever do it in MMATYCOON. All Hail the King! All Hail Mr. Pickle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daudy Posted January 1 Report Share Posted January 1 What a great effort by Mr Pickle this year! Speaking of great efforts, DMMA is proud to introduce you all to 3 new inductions into the HOF. In no particular order: "Porrachinha" Swole Ricky Martin With a name that brings a lot of joy (at least to the current org owner), Martin is all business up front. The long-time, seemingly permanent fixture in DMMA has recently forayed into superfight territory after spending his entire career to date at Dynasty. A knockout artist with a great chin, his recent grip on the DMMA 205 division has been a sight to see, and we are so happy he's been able to showcase his talents abroad in other orgs. DMMA born and bred, through and through. Jesse Pinkman Another long-time, seemingly permanent fixture in the DMMA roster is Jesse Pinkman. His career across the years spans several managers, but it's his tutelage under Skenoj that has seen him go to the next level. Using his high intelligence and great heart, Pinkman has forged an incredible career that has seen him dual hold both the 145 and 155 belts for huge stretches. A bonafide star that goes against the mould. Zachary Klimenko 26 career fights, 17 in DMMA, never been knocked out. Iron chin, even greater heart. One of the juciest Ukrainians to ever hit the scene never looked back after claiming the DMMA 185 title in DMMA 196. Back to back wins versus the legendary Macca Outback, superfight victory over then-Syn champ Swahn, and a defence against SPPS HOF'er Chip Nickel dot a great career that ended in a shock retirement as P4P #1. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kfuhrer Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 The Pickle must redouble his efforts and forge a path to the DMMA HOF!~~~~!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The1rstSaint Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 On 1/1/2024 at 9:32 PM, kfuhrer said: The Pickle must redouble his efforts and forge a path to the DMMA HOF!~~~~!! John Boy Walton "We did it Mr Pickles, And New DMMA Heavyweight champion, and Mr. Pickles left hand man! Never underestimate the power of a pickle lover." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kfuhrer Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 On 2/18/2024 at 11:23 AM, The1rstSaint said: John Boy Walton "We did it Mr Pickles, And New DMMA Heavyweight champion, and Mr. Pickles left hand man! Never underestimate the power of a pickle lover." Trust in the Pickle and you will be rewarded!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daudy Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 I don't want to alarm anyone, but a last minuteish addition to DMMA 296 this weekend the return of Mr Pickle!!!!! And not only that, he's managed to line up a fight vs a 527lb opponent! 527! The largest currently active fighter in the whole tycooniverse! Managed by Mr "Mike add Miami" himself, Lamar Ball! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuzbukit Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 8 hours ago, Daudy said: I don't want to alarm anyone, but a last minuteish addition to DMMA 296 this weekend the return of Mr Pickle!!!!! And not only that, he's managed to line up a fight vs a 527lb opponent! 527! The largest currently active fighter in the whole tycooniverse! Managed by Mr "Mike add Miami" himself, Lamar Ball! Now that's what I call putting your weight behind a manager. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kfuhrer Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 I want to let everyone know that Mr. Pickle has been engaged in a heated battle with Managed by Mr "Mike add Miami" himself, Lamar Ball! on Buzz feed https://www.mmatycoon.com/buzz/page.php?id=F372382 . We have learned some shocking information also!!! Lamar though Pickles where just Cucumbers and Vinegar!!!! OMG!!! But don't worry we have been supplying him with Recipes and we hope to turn his hate into love! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kfuhrer Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 The Battle of Miami!!!! VS Just now a literal huge fight went down!! Many thought Mr. Pickle had gone inactive but the fact is that this Battle took place over Buzz feeds before it hit the ring!!! Take a look at some of this exchange!! Mark "King Kong Dong" Arkinson (372382) "Pickles are gross and disgusting. All they are is cucumbers soaked in vinegar. Should change his name to Mr. Small cucumber because that's what the fuck he is." "Mr. Pickle" Edward Mills (360004)"No wonder you hate Pickles! My god Sir you have been making them wrong. Don't Worry Mr. Pickle is her to teach you how to do it properly. Its more then just Cucumbers and Vinegar. Try this tasty recipe!! I think you'll soon learn to love Pickles! 12 to 14 Persian cucumbers or 8 to 10 pickling cucumbers 4 garlic cloves, halved 2 teaspoons mustard seeds 2 teaspoons peppercorns a few good-sized dill sprigs, per jar 2 cups water 2 cups distilled white vinegar ¼ cup cane sugar 2 tablespoons sea salt" The Day finally landed and talk needed to come to an end. The Larger then life personality fought the larger then life fighter! The Match ended with 527lbs of dead weight hitting the canvas. All Hail the King!! All Hail Mt. Pickle!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daudy Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 There are literally no bigger conquests left for Mr Pickles. Maybe next time he will have to fight TWO 300lb fighters in one weekend? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kfuhrer Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 4 minutes ago, Daudy said: There are literally no bigger conquests left for Mr Pickles. Maybe next time he will have to fight TWO 300lb fighters in one weekend? Lets Do it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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