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Hello children, it's your uncle Manny here.

As you may or may not know, Patty Mcshittystereotype finally stepped out from bjorn's skirts and accepted a fight against former top 10 LW Satanic Panic. Well, the fight is coming up this weekend, and the question everyone is asking is this: How does a joke of a fighter match up against a joke fighter? Stay tuned, and we'll find out together.

Who is Patty McGregoriggles?

Young Patrick burst onto the (twitter) scene at just 18, and has been a fly in the ointment of every self-respecting 155er ever since. He's managed to amass a significant following on the back of hundreds of content-less newspaper 'articles' and his manager's verbal diarrhea. He's also crushed a couple of cans in his org, "super wolf fun times". Despite his alleged father being a giant ginger in a bowtie, Patrice himself looks more like a very constipated Joe Rogan.

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Yeah.

 

Who is Satanic Panic?

Satanic panic is a moral panic consisting of over 12,000 unsubstantiated cases of Satanic ritual abuse (SRA, sometimes known as ritual abuse, ritualistic abuse, organized abuse, or sadistic ritual abuse) starting in the United States in the 1980s, spreading throughout many parts of the world by the late 1990s, and persisting today. The panic originated in 1980 with the publication of Michelle Remembers, a book co-written by Canadian psychiatrist Lawrence Pazder and his patient (and future wife), Michelle Smith, which used the discredited practice of recovered-memory therapy to make sweeping lurid claims about satanic ritual abuse involving Smith. The allegations which afterwards arose throughout much of the United States involved reports of physical and sexual abuse of people in the context of occult or Satanic rituals. In its most extreme form, allegations involve a conspiracy of a global Satanic cult that includes the wealthy and powerful world elite in which children are abducted or bred for human sacrifices, pornography, and prostitution.

Nearly every aspect of the ritual abuse is controversial, including its definition, the source of the allegations and proof thereof, testimonies of alleged victims, and court cases involving the allegations and criminal investigations. The panic affected lawyers, therapists, and social workers who handled allegations of child sexual abuse. Allegations initially brought together widely dissimilar groups, including religious fundamentalists, police investigators, child advocates, therapists, and clients in psychotherapy. The term satanic abuse was more common early on; this later became satanic ritual abuse and further secularized into simply ritual abuse.[1] Over time, the accusations became more closely associated with dissociative identity disorder (then called multiple personality disorder)[2] and anti-government conspiracy theories.[3][4]

Initial interest arose via the publicity campaign for Pazder's 1980 book Michelle Remembers, and it was sustained and popularized throughout the decade by coverage of the McMartin preschool trial. Testimonials, symptom lists, rumors, and techniques to investigate or uncover memories of SRA were disseminated through professional, popular, and religious conferences, as well as through talk shows, sustaining and further spreading the moral panic throughout the United States and beyond. In some cases, allegations resulted in criminal trials with varying results; after seven years in court, the McMartin trial resulted in no convictions for any of the accused, while other cases resulted in lengthy sentences, some of which were later reversed.[5] Scholarly interest in the topic slowly built, eventually resulting in the conclusion that the phenomenon was a moral panic, which, as one researcher put it in 2017, "involved hundreds of accusations that devil-worshipping paedophiles were operating America's white middle-class suburban daycare centers."[6]

Of the more than 12,000 documented accusations nationwide, investigating police were not able to substantiate any allegations of organized cult abuse.[7]

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Fight predictions?

Patricia is Irish and thus probably Catholic. Catholics are a kind of Christian, but they put more of an emphasis on urban myths and systemic child molestation than on what the Bible says. Christians are very scared of Satanic Panic. Meanwhile, Satanic Panic has fought Christianity over 12 000 times since the 1980s according to his bio.

Satanic Panic by TKO (Ritual abuse)

 

Watch the fight. Or don't, I guess. SUPER WOLF FUN TIMES doesn't do PPVs.


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5 hours ago, Mannetosen said:

Congrats to Paddy.

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Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty
155 lbs, King of Fighters: Iron Wolf (360k+)
7-1-0
147 p4p

Panic earned my respect during the fight and hopefully vice versa as well.

You earned my respect post-fight. If there is one thing I do not like, then it is a sour loser. You are not and showed true class in defeat. Respect where respect is due. 

Glad to have finally done this much-anticipated bout and hope that we both lived up to the high expectations that our fans had. 

On a side note, Bathory is a top notch warrior, ain't many guys around who are able to survive Mazziotti his best shots. 

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3 hours ago, bjornmma1 said:

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Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty
155 lbs, King of Fighters: Iron Wolf (360k+)
7-1-0
147 p4p

Panic earned my respect during the fight and hopefully vice versa as well.

You earned my respect post-fight. If there is one thing I do not like, then it is a sour loser. You are not and showed true class in defeat. Respect where respect is due. 

Glad to have finally done this much-anticipated bout and hope that we both lived up to the high expectations that our fans had. 

On a side note, Bathory is a top notch warrior, ain't many guys around who are able to survive Mazziotti his best shots. 

If Mazziotti had thrown more volume he might have won. He buzzed Arzlan a couple of times. They might even fight again before Arzlan retires.

 

I'm many things, but I'm definitely not a sore loser.

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4 minutes ago, Mannetosen said:

If Mazziotti had thrown more volume he might have won. He buzzed Arzlan a couple of times. They might even fight again before Arzlan retires.

 

I'm many things, but I'm definitely not a sore loser.

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Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty
155 lbs, King of Fighters: Iron Wolf (360k+)
7-1-0
147 p4p

It would be an honor for my teammate to do so and I am confident that it is his only real aim for the rest of his career, to give it one more go. 

Until we cross paths again Manne. Respect. 

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