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  1. Luka Marka "Well done, you biblical fuck. I knew you were going to be a challenge, but you are in fact one hell of a fighter. I must go back to the gym and get back to who I am, but I will be back. Maybe, just maybe, you'll be wearing the gold when I get the chance to throw down with you again. I would love to knock out two birds with one stone."
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  2. HFC owner J.W. Hardman decided to throw a Thanksgiving party at the HFC Headquarters in New York. It was a public invitation but he strongly suggested a showing from all division champions and a few select contenders. It is rumored that a 5k check was slipped to each of the personally invited fighters. Unfortunately, we were unable to confirm those rumors. The party started at 5pm, in part so that J.W. didn't have to hear a stream of bitching from anyone hungover from the after party life, but in truth, the real reason was his Texans were making an appearance against the Lions, and despite the Texans being in terrible shape this year, he was looking forward to their first 2-game winning streak of the season. At 4:48 the first buzz came from the suite door, where security was announcing the arrival of the first guest of the evening. Much to the surprise of J.W. and, well just about anyone who you tell this to, it was Massive Wanker. J.W. had left instructions to not let anyone into the party before 5pm, but this was Wanker. Have you ever tried to keep a man that size behind a closed door when there's a buffet, massaging recliners, and a big screen with Thanksgiving day football on? Needless to say, J.W. gave the nod, bidding security to usher in the super heavyweight champ. J.W. greeted Wanker excitedly, but Massive just nodded and walked strait past him and grabbed a beer and started looking for the plates. As J.W. shook his head, the buzz came again. J.W. looked at his wrist, at his newly acquired custom HFC belt Rolex. 4:54pm. Puzzled, a bit disgruntled, but overall pleased that people are so eager to show up, J.W. decided to have a little fun. Without asking who the next guest was, J.W. told security to just ignore everyone and unlock the doors at 5pm sharp. When the doors unlocked, Pethchuanglek Sitsongrit burst through with a half cocked grin, "I told you I'd be first!" Behind him, Patriot, Slingin, and Dos Anjos walked through the door, single file. Patriot was not amused, "Well, if ADA here could keep his damned hands to himself, It would have been me. What gives, pecker nuts?" ADA laughed and walked to the table and made himself a plate. The others followed suit, but Patriot walked to the recliner and took a seat. "Who won the game? Tell me it wasn't the Texans.. Fuck the Texans!" I guess if you're named Patriot, you were brought up in one of those bandwagon households, eh? A few hours in, everyone had loosened up a bit, not thinking of this is an HFC cage, but more of a HFC after party, minus the women. Just about all of the champs were here, as well as a few other guys. Nati Pisswater showed up, grabbed a plate of food and 3 beers, and was gone before most had noticed he was even there. Needless to say, we didn't get a comment from him about his other plans. J.W. was looking around, Kocak and Wanker were playing chess, which puzzled him greatly. Sitsongrit was complaining about how this shit on TV was not football, that it should be called hand ball for padded pussies. Slingin was on listcrawler trying to find some private entertainers, there were even a few guys huddled around Ralph McGuire as he challenged Doug Slugs to a beer chugging contest. The one person he noticed was not there, was Marcello Sosa. As if on que, the door burst open and 4 beautiful women came walking into the room, scantly dressed, and covered in glitter. DaBabay was playing on the 80's style boom box hoisted up on the left shoulder of Dre Battle, who was beaming from ear to ear. "Yea bitches, sup? I brought some buns to the sausage party." As Dre sat the radio down and turned it off, all eyes diverted to the door where another member of the Convicted crew strolled in as Marcello Sosa and his manager Chris Karter strolled in. Sosa didn't say a word, passed the funny smelling cigar to Karter, and walked over to Sitsongrit and ripped a fart that turned the heads of everyone in the room. "What? I had to make room for the beer!" As speaking, he popped the top and started downing his beer. Petchuanglek gave him a quick ball tapper with lightning quick reflexes that caused Sosa to spew a large portion of beer ahead of him, and all over Wanker. J.W. saw the potential devastation that was about to unfold as this room, hell, this building wasn't built to withstand the destruction a pissed off Massive Wanker could cause if he got pissed off. Wanker stood, turned and scowled at Sosa. Before Wanker could get out a single word, Sosa who was still doubled over in pain, held up a finger. "Wait!" he panted, "I have something for you." Wankers eyes uncrossed just a little in confusion, as he looked to where the outstretched finger of Sosa pointed. Walking in the door was a woman. No, not a woman, a warrior, no, an amazon! This woman made Wankers heart stop momentarily. She had to be at least 6'4" and every bit of 220 lbs. She looked like a more chiseled, and yet some how softer featured Chyna. Wanker stepped over Sosa and made his way to the door with a sparring match on his mind. Sosa couldn't help but notice as he stepped over him. "So, that's why his parents named him Massive Wanker. How astute." A high pitched sound came from the bathroom, something crossed between bad brakes and Fran the Nanny in a scream contest. All eyes turned that direction, well, except Wankers. The sound stopped, and nothing else came from the room for a few minutes until the door opened and out walked a midget woman carrying a black leather bag. Her hair was all a mess and she appeared to be quite wet. She walked strait to the door at a brisk pace, never saying a word nor making eye contact with anyone. Eyes went back to the bathroom door as Seelow Heights walked out buttoning up his shirt. He was sweating profusely and his grin dropped from his face as soon as he looked up to see that he was the focus of the room. "Mexican food, you don't want to go in there." A few more little pissing matches here and there, and one quite literally between Sosa and Sitsongrit trying to hit moving targets on the ground from the balcony of the 10th floor, but J.W. had no mind to stop them. Nobody was supposed to be out there anyways. All in all, it was a good Thanksgiving. J.W. had started with nothing, and some luck, help along the way, and determination to succeed has lead to this first HFC Thanksgiving get together. He concluded the night with a toast. "To everyone here, and everyone along the way, I sincerely thank you for all you have given and endured to help make HARDCORE Fighting Championship what it is today. We have grown from nothing to a top 5 organization in our first year running. We have warded off the sharks and staked our claim on history. Today, we celebrate the year we have had to get us here. Because tomorrow is ours, and it's a pleasure to be on this journey with each and every one of you. Eat up, have fun, and someone tell Karter to bring me some of that good shit!"
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  3. Ronnie Bass In the world of MMA, there is a brand that sticks out to many for their low blows and ownerships continuing to not only look the other way, but highly encourage low blows and cheap shots. That company is none other than Sucker Punch, and the fighters within the organization love it. Joining SP at a young age, after only three fights at the amateur QFC ranks, was a young hard hitting striker named Bass. Going 3-0 at QFC, all wins by (T)KO (2 of them 1st minute go to sleep bitch KO's) Bass decided he wanted to take a shot at the pros. As he looked at some of the organizations who he could sign on with, only two names really stood out as candidates, BFC and SP. His buddy Ziggy went over to BFC and bid him to join, but Bass always fancied himself a street fighter, and the whole "low blows welcome" just seemed like an organization giving his guys another way to win... or lose, should you get caught. BFC was great, had some great competition, but something about the young start up company and it's staff that told Bass this was the place. An energetic go-getter of an owner, a cute and quirky reporter, and the worlds most beloved and simultaneously hated ass donkey in the MMA world. Yes, this is where he would make his mark. If someone thought they could get away with a low blow against him, he'd just simply knock them the fuck out. In his SP debut, Bass faced Tik Tok and introduced SP to the pure KO power that Bass possessed. A 20 second KO telling the rest of the division there's a new guy in town, and this one has some dangerous striking power. His second fight, Igor Vovchanchyn got to face Bass in the second round of the CSS tournament and was also introduced to the striking power of the new kid on the block. To Igor's credit, he almost made it to the three minute mark before being pummeled by shot after shot after catching that devastating power right from Bass. In the final round of the CSS, Bass found himself paired up with the only other fighter left standing in DJ Costune. Costune is another heavy hitter, so everyone in the arena was expecting a KO of biblical proportions. The only question for the fans was who would be on the receiving end. Bass wasted little time in showing the SP fans who would be sleeping in this one as he dispatched Costune with a big right that put him to sleep before ever hitting the floor. Bass had made his SP debut with a tournament win and an opportunity to be the first ever crowned champion of SP. After the "loser bracket" tournament played it's way out, DJ Costune found himself besting the competition again and had won himself a shot to take on Bass for the first ever SPPS welterweight championship. As if fueled by the prize, Bass came out aggressive and took care of business, a quicker and more brutal version of their first fight, ending Costunes night after a brutal upper cut put him to sleep less than two minutes into the fight. He had done it, he was the champion. He was just getting started and already he had proven to the world he was one fo the best. He's the champ, he's one of, if not the most feared strikers in not only the division, but in the entire org. It's time to defend.. In his first ever title defense, Ronnie found himself paired up with highly talented up and comer Konrad Wagner, who also was undefeated at 5-0. For the first time, someone escaped the first round with Bass, but Bass won the round on the cards. Round two was the same, Bass came out more aggressive and scored more points, clearly winning the fight on the judges scorecards, but not able to finish off Wagner. In the 3rd, Bass got caught with a well timed counter hook that rocked Bass. About 30 seconds later, Wagner landed a hell of a head kick that KO'd Bass on the spot. Suffering his only loss of his career, Bass acknowledged his defeat and admitted that he was a bit taken aback by the challengers trash talk and general lack of manners. But it worked, they got into Bass's head and he got beat. He vowed to never let that happen again. Bass quickly vowed to be back for his belt and went to work at the gym, never to look back. His last outing, Bass rebounded in a big way against Samual Sanchez, another great fighter within the division. This fight turned out to be an absolute war. Sanchez was on the receiving end of a lot, and I do mean a lot of damage. He was rocked and knocked down repeatedly, only to find a way to stay in the fight and never giving up. For the first time in his career, Bass had been into the third round of a fight, and after dominating the first two rounds, he finally landed the power shot that put Sanchez to sleep. Sanchez had done an excellent job avoiding that big right hand, but Bass showed the world he's got some pop in that left too. Bass now faces another striker in the form of Baldomir Barbosa. With 4 (T)KO victories since joining SP, and Bass' 5, this fight is almost certainly not going the distance Will Bass add his 6th KO to his already history making KO count? Will Barbosa shock the world with his 5th, tying Bass on the record list while making his statement in the division? We caught up with Ronnie Bass shortly after agreeing to take the fight in hopes of getting a glimpse inside the head of the man hell bent on becoming a legend within the organization. Hey Ronnie, so we just got the news you inked the deal to fight Barbosa just before Christmas. Are you disappointed it's not a rematch with Wagner? Bass "Well, not really. Wagner and I will cross paths again, and the longer we wait before that happens, the better I'm going to become. So it'll happen eventually, and I'll put him down when it does." So how did it feel to bounce back last week against such a strong opponent? Bass "He was a great fighter, a tough son of a bitch. But in the end, I did me and put him down." Okay, and how about the upcoming match against Barbsoa? He's another talented striker, any fear that he may take you out? Bass chuckles to himself "Not a chance. This fight gets ended by KO, and he'll be the one smelling the salts when it's over." After the interview, Bass went into the gym and made his way to the locker room. He wasn't angry, over confident, distracted, dissuade.. no, Bass was focused, and there was not a doubt in his mind that he will win next month. Bass told us he was going to be the champ again, and with his history in the cage, and getting to meet him in person, there's not a doubt in my mind that he will, in fact, be the champ again.
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  4. Chuck wipes his ass with specially printed Tycoon 1 Million dollar bills!
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  5. LMFAO!!!! That Donkey, he really is an ass! LOL!!!!
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  6. Wow...well, first...I'm flattered and honored! Thank you for the kind words Andrew on the Bass interview! Second, wow...what a great piece! Well done, top notch!!!
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  7. Ziggy Ozbourne Ziggy? Who is Ziggy? Many of you have asked this question when you saw him listed on a fight card, or perhaps now as you read this article. Who the hell is Ziggy Ozbourne? Is that one of Ozzy's kids? Did the chick decide to identify as a dude? No, thankfully not that. Ziggy may have ties to the Ozbournes of rock, but none that he has ever admitted publicly. Ziggy's childhood was uneventful, to say the least. He grew up in a split home after his parents divorced before his first birthday. Ziggy lived with his mother, his father a cop who lived but a few miles away never seemed to want to have anything to do with Ziggy, and after a while, Ziggy didn't mind. He instead focused his energies on football. In middle school, Ziggy was one of the smallest kids to try out for the team. The coaches took him for a joke but let him try out with the squad and were pleasantly surprised at his instincts. Ziggy had a way of always getting open, his agility and quickness allowed him to cover the faster and bigger kids. It didn't take long before Ziggy was playing at a high level both in the secondary as well as at wide out. In high school, Ziggy took it to the next level where he lead his team to the Alabama state championship game in back to back years, winning the first in overtime and the second by way of blowout. He was highly recruited by top universities including Alabama, Texas A&M, Florida, and Clemson. He could have had a full ride off of his physical gifts, but he shocked the world by turning down the option to go to college to play ball. Ziggy had been studying martial arts during high school which helped him with his balance, flexibility, and quickness. His ability to read movements of opponents and predict what they were about to do allowed him a huge advantage in football. But he wanted to hone in on that skill at it's core, in pure hand to hand combat. No team, no pads, no pussy quarter backs. Ziggy decided to give MMA a shot before he completely closed the door on his college football career. He took up a fight offer at HFC for a single fight in the young up and coming brand. His manager Andrew Wittig has close ties to HFC, so it was easy to get a fight in the pros as a virtual unknown. Ziggy trained and took advantage of this opportunity, displaying his raw athleticism in his first ever MMA bout against Issa Kassib where he scored a 26 second KO victory over the unexpecting Kassib. This lit a fire inside of Ziggy that has fueled him to this day. He took a full time contract with BFC and went right to work on Albert Lawrence. Staying true to his style, Ziggy finished Lawrence in first round fashion by way of a brutal TKO stoppage. Next, Ziggy went strait after the mouthiest son of a bitch in the organization, Nathan Dylan. They talked some shit, signed the fight, and then at the last second, some would argue out of fear, but Dylan claims he wanted to be the main event, Dylan missed weight cut and intentionally threw the fight. Ziggy had to wait for his opportunity to step back into the cage after the layoff from the Dylan debacle. He finally got another chance when he stepped into the cage with Brandon Graves at BFC HARDCORE 5. Another TKO victory for Ziggy in the first and now Ziggy stands looking down the tunnel at his next opponent, Samuel Rodrigues. Ziggy grew up watching Ziggy terrorize the HFC, and now here he is with a chance to fight the legend himself. This is the biggest fight of Ziggy's career. His striking is on another level than that of Rodrigues, but Rodrigues is one of the best submission artists of his generation. This fight is no gimmie, and Ziggy will have to be on point to keep his undefeated record in tact against a legend. But if he wins this next fight against Rodrigues, he will no longer be "Ziggy who?" as he will surely be knocking on the door as a contender in the BFC lightweight division and well on his way to becoming a household name.
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  8. https://www.mmatycoon.com/fightcommentary.php?FTID=1026359
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  9. Thanks - I'll throw some time into my VIP and hook up some of those people. Appreciate the link.
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  10. I hear ya and I knew he would be. And it's funny, the note I sent back after Machado accepted the fight offer earlier was sent BEFORE I came here and saw the forum! Clearly, the rematch is unavoidable (depending upon the outcome of Machado/McGuire). If Machado wins and moves forward again, the rematch happens in January.
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  11. Lomax remains in Medically Induced Coma after Brutal KO Loss In a short brief and brutal fight - In what many termed 'execution style' - Vincent 'The Golden One' Lomax relinquished his World Title once again to Valentin Tanyev. It was a shocking performance from the Golden One, who left the arena without having regained consciousness. Enigmatic Convicted Superstar Manager Marcus 'Steel' Crassus commented:- "Vincent was taken to hospital and is yet to regain consciousness. It was fucking diabolical display, shameful and I am almost speechless. Vincent has brought disgrace to my gym, and if he does recover I will tell him the same. Assuming he recovers, I want him on the December 30th card." When Crassus was asked about the rumour Lomax had smoked weed with Chris Karter during the undercard, Crassus commented:- "At this stage, who the fuck knows, Lomax is big buddies with Chris and Chris was fucked last night so I cant rule it out. Edison was there for a while and he just told me everything was 'cool' and 'Jesus' had a plan. what the fuck that meant I don't know, and it doesn't bare thinking about as Karter, Edison and whole load of other SFL fighters and ambassadors were a train wreck last night. I understand Tosen & Glenn were arrested?" On the prognosis for Lomax: "Do I look like a fucking neuro surgeon, he got his head bashed again, he probably didn't even realize he was in the cage, and as for Chris saying ' Lomax is devastated' the fucking idiot doesn't even know he's fucking lost yet. I can say this though, its a fucking great hospital he is in - they have loads of experience dealing with head trauma - anyone wanting to see him when he regains consciousness - go to the specialist 'Finnfighters' ward."
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  12. Damn I was going to top that tho
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  13. Thank you brotha 370k here we come !
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  14. Jason Stillwell Twitter Page: Hey guys I just signed my first professional fight at California MMA against 3-1 Pippo Chiappe. He's a well rounded grappler with all wins by submission. (comment by KevinMMAgod) Nice looking forward to this. Are you going to put up any pics or anything of the fight after? (reply) Thanks. I'll have to check and see what California MMA's policy on that is first. (comment by KeyboardWarrior) Hey Jason any concern with him being a grappler and you a wrestler? (reply) No matter what style a fighter my opponent is always going to be some concern. But not much my coaches will have me ready and my bjj coach thinks I'll have my blue belt by then. Which I'm stoked about. (comment by TrollerComprtoller) You going down son! You a bum. Chiappe going to be taking a limb home. (reply) It's possible. (comment by Charlie Conway) Quack quack. You got this. Happy Thanksgiving. Everyone follow my sons high school friend having his first fight. (reply) Thanks Charlie. Let me know if you need a ticket.
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  15. Fantastic write up on Bass I’d love to get an interview with him by Don Cortez and Donkey Punch Radio
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  17. UPDATE: Got logged in with the help of Mike. Explanation for login fail was also revealed: I used special letters (finnish ones) on password and they broke the php when it was updated. Wont be using those anymore ^^ Thank you Mike once more!
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  18. Current auction: Special Forces all versions for the winner Min bid 20k Currently bid leader: ShaolinVenom with 65k Winner: ShaolinVenom Ending auction time: -ended-
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  19. Machado is real pissed about not getting an immediate rematch after that decision, you better stay out of his way for a while Hare. Unfortunately for poor Landon McGuire that strategy won't work for him as they lock the cage door on the 26th.
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  20. LMFAO, Pisswater has other things on his mind...like a demolition job he was enlisted for this weekend. So...off to focus! But he said thanks for the grub!
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  21. Just for shits and grins guys.. A few hours early here, but happy Thanksgiving!
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  22. Can I take the Izzy one? These are great work.
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  23. Special Forces all versions for the winner -nextpage-
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  24. "Now what boss? I've put the Golden Goose to sleep 3 times now. Who's next?"
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  25. Sneak peak into next work: NOBODE FOCKS WIF DA JISUS
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  26. Really thought Steel would pull off the win. Of we’ll back to the drawing board.
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  28. Yeah OK bruv. I'd rather not have his money than get abusive messages on a regular basis. Of all the people that use the game, I've blocked like 3 people ever and one of those is a humors account.
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  29. Sucker Punch Preview Sucker Punch Pro Series 25 What’s going on all you Sucker Punch peeps!!! I hope you’re all ready for Schooners Bar tonight in Sydney, because that’s where we’re going to be partying and bringing the crazy action for this midweek event! Hello again, I’m Hare Rumpler along with my partner and analyst Donkey “Dan” and we’re both excited to take a look forward here at all the intense, pulse pounding fun that’s on tap this evening! No belts on the line this evening but that certainly doesn’t mean that you’ll want to miss this! We start the evening out with the Middleweights, with two more matches for them later in the evening, then move on to a single Light Heavyweight bout for the evening. After that Welterweights are up as we have four contests on hand for them this evening! And the evening will be capped off with the Main Event between Lightweights Bobolo Jubbly and Valery Bokov, the second of two Lightweight fights on the evening. And boy is there plenty on the line with those fights, as Jubbly and Bokov are maneuvering to get themselves into top contender territory, Lannister and Beam is just a hell of a contest that will be the Co-Main Event and Marka/Christiano will determine the Top Contender for the Welterweight division in December with the winner facing off against Vovchanchyn in his first title defense! So let’s get moving and hear from our sponsor and merchandise partner so we can get to the good stuff! When you think about training your fighters, one of the biggest concerns is keeping them in the gym and actively training, am I right? And you can’t do that if they have to be stopping to recover and rest for sessions here and sessions there! That is why you need to visit our sponsor, Shadow Warrior Nutrition, and specifically grab some of their Shadow Warrior Tea 160Q. It is literally the best energy loss reduction supplement money can buy and will keep your fighter in the gym training rather than sitting days out resting! Stop on over there today, you will NOT be disappointed! Now, let's get to it! Undercard Bout #1: Middleweights Craig Kraig (2-2-0) v Kissy ONeill (5-6-1) We’ll start out the evening with two kids who will certainly do the job to start warming up the crowd, but frankly Donkey, seem to have a thing or two to learn about coming to a fight prepared to go and giving yourself the best chance at getting a win! Yes, both are short on a combination of morale and energy, with Kissy ONeill being the one who is more off of the two. Kids, you know, with these two making their Sucker Punch debut tonight, and clearly not having been lead down the right path at one point or another…I think it’s time for me to send out a reminder/information mail to our org about how to get these things in order! So, Donkey, don’t let me forget to do that over the next day or so so that next month new folks to the org like this will be primed and ready to rock! ONeill has proficient boxing and an equivalent level of Jiu Jitsu with a purple belt. Not much in the way of Muay Thai or wrestling though, but so far that lack of wrestling hasn’t held ONeill back from scoring frequent submissions. While the last fight was a loss via KO, the prior three fights all ended with Triangles and an Armbar! All of ONeill’s bouts have been in the QFC so far, twelve of them to date…and it’s time to see if that experience can translate into ID org wins! I can tell you this though, the biggest thing that ONeill can do to improve his chances going forward is to start changing out that clothing, as he’s still wearing tighty-whities, which will bring up the morale…and make sure you come to the cage for your fight rested up to close to 100%...as a matter of fact…train above 90% as well! For Kraig, who also makes his Sucker Punch debut tonight, the morale is definitely off. Again, change out those clothes man, start working that back up, change them again when that quality gets below 144 or so! At 2-2, Kraig’s most recent fight was a loss via TKO on the Island, but the prior fight, a QFC match, was a win via KO. Kraig has feeble boxing and woeful Muay Thai, but remarkable wrestling to go with a blue belt. When Kraig has his game plan going it appears the move is to get to the floor and work that ground and pound! Given we have one GnP guy and another sub artist here Donkey, I’d expect to see this on the mat quite a bit tonight, no…? Donkey’s Pick: Kraig via TKO (Strikes) I’d say that that’s a pretty good call that this fight will find its way to the floor tonight. While I typically like the submission guy in a scenario like this, as he has more ways and positions to win, I have trouble letting myself pick the less prepared guy. And in this case, Kissy ONeill is the lesser prepared, so I’m going to have to make the call for Kraig tonight. ********* Undercard Bout #2: Light Heavyweights Dolph Lindgren (4-2-0) v Atilla Dorn (1-0-0) Our second bout of the evening will see another debut with Sucker Punch head into the cage as Light Heavyweight Atilla Dorn joins the org and faces off against Dolph Lindren. Again, another new face, another need to stress the importance of both morale and energy as Dorn comes in about 10% low on morale. That shouldn’t be the end of any hope for the fight, but at the same time, you do want to have all those ducks in a row! Dorn is a balanced fighter with strong boxing and Muay Thai combined with respectable wrestling and a purple belt in Jiu Jitsu. He has two professional fights with his last being in the TWGC, so as far as MMA goes he’s got a nice 1-0 record so far from a fight over at Florida Fight Squad. That was a quick three minute deal with Dorn finding his way to a decision victory. There weren’t many shots given in that fight as his opponent took the fight to the ground quickly where subs were attempted on both sides but none landed. Before they went to the ground though, Dorn was able to land a couple more strikes than his opponent and also was better transitioning on the ground. Lindgren is 4-2 but unfortunately those two losses are from his most recent battles. His debut last month here at Sucker Punch ended via a TKO from a Kick and subsequent punches at the hands (and feet) of Morioka Shigemasa. Lindgren has wonderful boxing with mediocre Muay Thai and strong wrestling. Like Dorn, he also has a purple belt in BJJ. Lindgren can box with the best of them and when up against an opponent with lesser skills can pick him apart with accurate shots that land more often than not! Dorn will have to be very wary of these hands this evening! Over to you Donkey…? Donkey’s Pick: Lindgren via TKO (Strikes) We know that Lindgren has a granite chin…but for Dorn, all we know is that his strength overpowered his other possible hiddens in his first MMA fight’s tale of the tape. So…we’re left to figure out…can he get to Lindgren’s chin? Or, can he take advantage of the ground? Tonight will tell a lot about both of these kids. ********* Undercard Bout #3: Welterweights Pietro Marchionni (4-4-0) v DJ Costune (4-4-0) Next up two 4-4 Welterweights step up to each other to find out who can move into positive territory at 5-4 after tonight, and who finds they have some work to do still as they fall to 4-5…that is, of course, barring a draw! Both of these fighters are looking to not only get into the positive but also to break current losing streaks. Marchionni comes off two recent losses to Mandinos and last month against Mason Jones. Costune, who should be putting his bet foot forward for this fight given his current three fight streak of losses instead comes into this fight low on both morale and energy. That will immediately put him as the underdog and have Donkey no doubt picking against him. Costune has a balance of respectable skills across the board in most primaries. He tends to stay on the feet, using his striking mostly with the hands and occasionally with the feet, but with a big focus on the combinations. So much so that I’d honestly say, Donkey, that his downfall in most of his fights has been the energy bleed of so many combinations, but failing to land them. Tonight should be interesting to see if he goes with the same approach…especially being that he already needs to conserve energy after coming in low…or if he sticks with what hasn’t been working as well of late. Marchionni also has a fair level of skill on the feet in both boxing and Muay Thai, but his real skills lay in his remarkable wrestling and purple belt in Jiu Jitsu. In the past when he’s been successful it’s been via the ground and pound although he’s not afraid to toss a submission attempt in there to keep his opponent on their toes…sorta…well, they’re on the ground, but you know what I mean! So, what do you say Donkey...? Donkey’s Pick: Marchionni via TKO (Strikes) Definitely going with Marchionni here on the ground being that he’s more prepared coming into this fight. Just can’t go with a guy who has both shown a tendency to be predictable with so many combinations and also comes in low on energy. If Marchionni can snag the win, he’ll put himself back in the driver’s seat and in control of his career once again! Whoever gets the win though, it’ll be a huge relief. But…for the loser…well, that’s going to hurt as the losing streak extends even further. ********* Undercard Bout #4: Middleweights Kirill Krasnov (5-5-0) v Landon McGuire (1-0-0) Donkey, I’m extremely surprised to see Krasnov come into this fight tonight a bit off on morale…and even a smidge off on energy! I mean, this is a fight that could, if he were to win it, set him up one step away from top contender status. And frankly, if the cards fall right, he could see himself as top contender following this fight depending upon how the Sean Smith/Bill Sherman fight goes for Smith. So yes, having him come unprepared with so much on the line is a bit of a shock. Landon McGuire has certainly not taken this fight so lightly! He’s popped up and ready to go for this one and if his first fight prior to joining Sucker Punch is any indication, this man loves to clinch up and abuse you! He wasn’t able to finish his last opponent, Yreka, but he certainly worked him over well, getting into the clinch at will, landing just about all of his shots…over eighty of them in total in the clinch, and even a few while boxing, although clearly that’s not his forte. He has superb Muay Thai and wonderful boxing, so no doubt if Krasnov doesn’t do something about it this fight will go to the clinch again tonight, frequently! Krasnov loves to work the ground game and the submissions. So if McGuire does take the fight to the clinch, he better be watching for the takedown or pulling of guard by Krasnov. While McGuire will have the wrestling advantage, Krasnov has a brown belt in BJJ and no doubt plans to try to use it tonight! Any thoughts there Donkey…? Donkey’s Pick: McGuire via TKO (Strikes) Krasnov could win this fight…but if he’s going to, he probably needs to have success early and this fight needs to be on the ground quick. And even then, he’s going to have to be able to overcome McGuire’s wrestling and defensive grappling to gain position and submission opportunities. Being that he’s coming in a little unprepared, I think the edge slides towards McGuire just a bit in this one…and if he can keep the fight on the feet…and in the clinch…for a bit to start out the fight he should be able to control and dictate this one. ********* Undercard Bout #5: Welterweights John Fuller (4-3-0) v Baldomir Barbosa (4-3-0) One of these gentlemen is about to improve their record nicely tonight from 4-3 to a solid 5-3 and, more importantly, make their latest string of fights fairly impressive. With a win tonight, Welterweight John Fuller will have won three of his last four. However, Barbosa is going to want that win just as badly as in the quest to move up the ladder in the Welterweight division a win tonight would make two in a row, and four of his last five, a really nice looking run! And best of all Donkey? Both of these guys clearly know that this fight means something and they both clearly want the win…as they’re both topped off just about and ready to rock and roll this evening! That’s awesome, and I expect a great fight from these two! Barbosa will have the advantage in the clinch with wonderful Muay Thai and strong wrestling from a skill perspective. However, he is the significantly taller fighter which doesn’t always benefit the clincher…but rather than clinchee! Fuller has both competent boxing and MT, but his real skills are on the ground with his wrestling and purple belt in Jiu Jitsu. He loves the nasty stuff with the ground and pound, however, forced to stand and box he has shown he can handle himself as he did two fights ago against Sean MacCarthy. Donkey, what else have you got for us…? Donkey’s Pick: Barbosa via TKO (Strikes) Barbosa has never been finished. Instead, his two losses forced his opponents to go the distance for decisions. Fuller has lost two of this three losses via submission on the ground, something that is unlikely to happen at the hands of Barbosa tonight. So this is a great battle and one I really look forward to. For me, I think Fuller clearly will want to be on the ground, but not on his back. Unless he’s very confident with his transitions and ability to get back on top. That means he may not be able to pull guard or want to from the clinch, which is where Barbosa is going to take this fight. So this fight comes down to…can Fuller get it to the ground…in a pure takedown or from the clinch in a trip? If not, Barbosa will work the body over with Fuller tiring from the effort and the abuse. ********* Main Card Bout #1: Welterweights Kahdi Mandinos (6-3-0) v Andrey Nikonov (4-5-0) This next fight is a HUGE one for both of these Welterweights tonight Donkey! We should expect to see maximum effort and drive to try to get the W by both warriors this evening. Mandinos has managed to win five of his last six fights and frankly, with a win tonight, is in position to make a call for a top contender shot. Nikonov wants to get back to .500 in the worst way, eliminate the current two fight losing streak he’s on and start working his way up that ladder further! Surprisingly, Nikonov is a little bit off on his morale and energy. I’d have thought he’d be maxed out, but he’s not, not quite. He has respectable boxing and Muay Thai, and while those skills are actually a bit on the lesser side of his overall package compared to his wrestling and BJJ, they are an advantage over Mandinos tonight. Nikonov has been known to go for the clinch to work the body of his opponent as well as the takedown for the sub attempts. Which way he’ll go tonight is anybody’s guess, but I have a feeling that based upon Mandinos’ skills Donkey will have a good one! Mandinos has some boxing and Muay Thai, but it’s not his strong suit. Instead, he has remarkable wrestling and a brown belt in Jiu Jitsu! Five of his six wins have come via submission…so there’s no guesswork to be done when it comes to figuring out his plan and what he’s going to do this evening. Or try to at least. Nikonov would do well to keep this fight off the ground and use his boxing and clinch if he needs to this evening, although even the clinch could be problematic given Mandinos’ better wrestling. Perhaps a counter-damage strategy Donkey? Donkey, what are you thinking…? Donkey’s Pick: Mandinos via Submission (Armbar) If Nikonov didn’t come in fully prepared for this fight, then I have to wonder if he also took the time to work with his team and change up his strategy for this fight. If he didn’t and he plays into Mandinos’ hands, he’ll be on the ground and in a world of trouble this evening. ********* Main Card Bout #2: Lightweights Maximus Furioto (8-4-0) v Cole Hotman (1-3-0) This pair of Lightweights will be our second fight of the Main Card and I’m thrilled to tell you that they’re both amped and ready for this thing Donkey! Both of these fighters are well skilled across the board, with Hotman having a clear advantage with his boxing and exceptional Muay Thai, but giving up the advantage on the ground despite having proficient wrestling and a purple belt! Hotman and his manager Steven Armstrong have been struggling of late with a three fight losing streak since arriving at Sucker Punch. Not what they were hoping for of course. He almost managed to pull off one last month against Woodoo in a fight that went the distance and saw a split decision called by the judges…all after Hotman looked to have the fight in hand with a huge knockdown head kick early in the first round that rocked Woodoo…but didn’t quite finish it. Donkey, do you want to hear something insane? Hotman let loose with ONE-HUNDRED and TWENTY SIX head kick attempts in that fight! Seriously! Now, he only landed ten of those, but…we all know it only takes one good head kick to finish things! Maybe if he tones that back just a tad bit tonight he’ll have a shot…because Furioto is a ground specialist… …and that means that Furioto, with his exceptional wrestling and brown belt in Jiu Jitsu, is going to welcome those high kicks that leave Hotman wide open for a counter takedown! If Hotman does come out and try to come at Furioto with those head kicks…they damned well better land, land hard, and land with two thuds…one to Furioto’s head and the other when Furioto hits the canvas. Because short of that, this fight will end up on the ground where Furioto is a master of the submissions. I’m thinking Hotman doesn’t want to play the game of “does this bend like…this?” Donkey, what can you add…? Donkey’s Pick: Furioto via Submission (Kimura) Hopefully Hotman did his homework and doesn’t come out blindly throwing that many head kicks that miss, or yes, he WILL be on the ground. May be anyway, but you don’t want to make it easier than it has to be. Perhaps if Hotman does want to use those kicks, they’d be better served to the legs to slow Furioto down, body to do some damage and then to the head on the counter after catching Furioto coming. Problem is, I’m guessing he’s not changing tactics and we know what’s going to happen if he doesn’t! ********* Main Card Bout #3: Welterweights Luka Marka (5-1-0) v Juan Christiano (6-2-0) Ok, ok, I know I’ve been saying that some of the fights before this were BIG ones Donkey…but when I tell you that this one is HUGE, I mean it! There is a LOT on the line for these two in this battle tonight, and I don’t just mean those beautiful records they’ve got going. NO, instead, I mean…a title shot! Yes indeed, the winner of this fight will be going after Igor Vovchanchyn next month and his newly acquired hardware! Christiano is 6-2 and managed by one of the best managers in the game, Action Jackson. Who also happens to manage potentially the G.O.A.T. in Latrobe Arundel! So yes, not only do you know this fight means a lot, but if you’re Marka, you have to look at this as the challenge of your career. But no doubt he and his manager J.W. Hardman are fully aware of that and have come ready to go! Marka typically makes no qualms about what he’s going to try to do to you. He has sensational wrestling and uses it to get you on the ground, gain position, and then beat your face to a pulp! That’s the secret ingredient folks…pulp! His standup skills are good, and getting better, but undoubtedly he’ll use the ground tonight as usual…although…hmm…I do have to be suspicious of that superb Muay Thai combined with this wrestling Donkey…any chance this might go into the clinch instead?!? Christiano has wonderful wrestling and a purple belt in Jiu Jitsu to match. Not quite the same wrestling, but close. On top of that, he has wonderful boxing and sensational Muay Thai…so, if this does go to the clinch, hell, it might be by Christiano’s doing! Christiano was 5-2 prior to arriving at Sucker Punch last month and came in with a statement when he took out highly touted Lukas Reeves with a TKO in the third round! Yes, a man that many have been avoiding, and Christiano got the business done. The part that makes this interesting for Marka is that both Reeves and Christiano’s prior opponent, Tyson Law in Checkmate, were able to get Christiano to the ground. So…the opportunity is definitely there if Marka decides to stick to the tried and true. Just don’t gas out trying! Donkey, what can you add…? Donkey’s Pick: Marka via TKO (Strikes) This is an extremely tough one…because while Marka doesn’t quite have the entire skillset that Christiano does…there is that apparent hole in Christiano’s game that allows him to be taken to the ground…which is exactly what Marka wants! Marka is technically listed as the red corner and the favorite tonight, but many would consider him the underdog…but tonight, I have a strange hunch, and I’m going with the come from behind victory! ********* Co-Main Event Middleweight Bout Tyrion Lannister (3-4-0) v Jim Beam (3-4-0) Our Co-Main Event of the evening and boy, we’ve had some good ones leading up to this and this one will be no different! Jim Beam may not have what looks like the kind of record that makes him a “must watch” fighter, but let me tell you, he’s exciting, he’s a fan favorite, he loves to talk to Suzy when she’s not on vacation in the States visiting relatives as she is now, and with a win tonight he could go four of his last five, which immediately makes you forget all about those first three losses of his career! Lannister has come back to the cage under new manager Alex Conors who will attempt to spark a renewed energy in him and a drive to reach the top after Tyrion spent his last two fights under his second manager, Dillo THE Manager...to a mixed 1-1 result. Before that, for the majority of his early career, it was J W Hardman, all while here at Sucker Punch. He’s a big time submission artist with a brown belt in BJJ and proficient wrestling…and a huge attitude to go with that little body! And nothing will bring you back to the cage with an attitude like the desire to make up for a nasty loss via head kick KO like he took last month thanks to the feet of Jacques Piaget! Aside from that, this man has only lost to the best of the best…with a title shot loss to Wanderson Machado and prior to that, in the Sorter Series, a loss to Vinchito Routerhead, both via TKO (Strikes). This will be an interesting fight for Beam…because many times, he loves to get to the ground and work the ground and pound! But…will he want to take that chance this evening? His boxing and Muay Thai…and even wrestling…are all better than Lannisters. So you’d think that the smart move might be to win this on the feet tonight…but that’s only if you can keep it there. If you can’t…or if you’re pretty sure you won’t be able to…do you take it to the ground yourself to ensure you gain position on top? That’s risky obviously with a submission artist below you…but it’s better than being on the bottom for a guy who likes to throw the nasty down there! I’m intrigued to see how Beam handles this fight! Donkey, you have a call here…? Donkey’s Pick: Lannister via Submission (Armbar) I’ll be honest, I don’t know which way to pick in this one Hare! I’m as intrigued as you are, and this will be F. U. N., fun! And this fight has huge implications, because while either would need another win or two strung together to get a title shot…they’re in the neighborhood, despite a packed crowd at the top of this division! But to stay in that picture and be part of the conversation…you need to win! And make no mistake about it…by that, I mean you need to win TONIGHT! A win doesn’t get you a title shot yet…but a win keeps you hanging with the pack of others who win this month and in December! A loss…and you’re out of the pack! No pressure…really. ********* Main Event Lightweight Bout Bobolo Jubbly (4-3-0) v Valery Bokov (4-3-0) Donkey…while the Lightweight Division has a title contest set for the end of this month here in November…between current champ Frankie Logan and challenger Francois Oosthuizen…and there is already a contest on tap in December for Top Contender towards the beginning of January with Vinicius Verreira and Raleigh St. Clair (that is, if Vinicius’s manager ever shows back up and accepts the fight…arggggh!)…Well, the end of January or even sooner may be wide open. Wide open for the likes of these two, especially Jubbly who is currently coming off back to back wins and could make a huge case for himself with another win tonight! We say this every time we see Jubbly, and we’ll probably keep saying it unless something changes and he suddenly starts training standup…but there is no hiding what Jubbly is going to be about in this fight. He has wonderful wrestling, a brown belt in Jiu Jitsu…and…not much else. So he’s at your mercy on the feet until he can get it to the ground. But if he does…you’re in trouble! Three of his four wins have come via submission, including his back to back most recent fights which were won via stunning rear naked choke and guillotine! And if you weren’t sure if his skills on the ground are really to be feared that much…well, that guillotine was against an extremely skilled submission artist in Maximus Furioto…so if he couldn’t stop Jubbly…can you? Tonight, that’s the question for Bokov…as he has proficient boxing, respectable Muay Thai…both significantly better than what Jubbly brings to the table in those areas…but he also has remarkable wrestling, a brown belt in Jiu Jitsu…and also a fondness for submissions! So…will he dare to try the same approach as Furioto last month, who was also confident in his abilities, or will he decide that this fight can be won on the feet? Bokov has evolved his game and can clinch up and destroy a bitch now with head shots while in there close…so while I’m not calling Jubbly a bitch or anything…well, you get what I’m saying! Well Donkey, who will it be…? Donkey’s Pick: Jubbly via Submission (Triangle) Another fantastic fight! We may not have a title on the line tonight, but this is a hell of a card full of great matchups and just can’t miss action hopefully! I’m afraid to even pick one of these two guys, because frankly they could both pull it off…it’s going to come down to game plan, execution, and a little bit of luck I think! ********* So there we have it Sucker Punch fans! I cannot wait for this! And overall, the night should be a little bit more “intimate” in that we’re at the 7,000 seat Schooners Bar again rather than The Bridge which holds 10,000! I’m ready for some hella fun tonight Donkey, and I hope this preview of the outrageous action heading our way has Sucker Punch Fans all over the world ready as well! Till then…don’t forget… Keep it cheap and dirty…Sucker Punch Pro Series 355k+ style!
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  30. HFC 49 "Preview" Good evening ladies and Gents it's The Butcher here, to run a Stacked HFC 49 card by ya. The Main Event will feature the current HFC Heavyweight champion Demir Kocak as he looks to Defend his newly reagained belt against former F&B Superheavyweight champ Lev Davidovitch Bronstein. Equally as fabulous will be the Co-Main Event when HFC Middleweight champ "ADA" looks to record his 4th straight defense as he meets a surging Baruto Tonissaar. Overall just another exciting day at the office for HFC Fans, now let's take a look what the preliminary card has in store! Prelims Featherweight Division Bilal "Tempered" Vinsson(4-5-0) vs Dale "king me" Holloway(6-7-0) Vinsson is coming off a razor sharp Majority Decision loss in his previous bout and has recently changed management as Money Mayweather looks to bring "Tempered" to the promise land. For Holloway this is a dire moment in his career after 5 straight losses all by way of finish, tough for a fighter who started his career at 6-2. Dale found a lot of success with his submission ability early and to be honest it seems to be his only shot here. Meanwhile Vinsson, a grappler as well has looked to have developed a little stand-up game, is the more versatile of the two. Bilal may want to be cautious in his ground and pound which has won him a few fights. Heavyweight Division Hardrefi Mikli(3-1-0) vs "Billy BarxXx" Billy Bob Brown(2-1-0) Mikli is making his HFC debut and looks to leave behind his only loss that occurred in his previous fight at F&B 37. Brown is also coming off a loss in his HFC debut as he feel victim to a nasty Triangle choke. Both of these young HW's are going to be looking at face planting the other so "Don't blink". But more important its a much needed win for them, as both seem to have all the tools to be a future Boss at Heavyweight. Lightweight Division Shay "Irish" O Donnelly(13-8-1) vs Rafaelo Gracie(2-2-0) Shay is a former SMASH Lightweight champion, but after 3 consecutive losses the 30 year old fighter looks to have entered the twilight of what has been a successful career. Rafaelo the 27th third cousin of Roycy Gracie is back for his 4th HFC appearance after a rollercoaster 1-2 start. A Brown belt in BJJ, Gracie will undoubtedly be looking to bring this bad boy to the ground early and often, Can he though? Donnelly is an experienced former champ, and Gracie did struggle with takedowns in his last fight. Striker vs grappler, experience vs youth these questions will be answered soon enough! Heavyweight Division Tiago "Boa" Da Costa(9-7-0) vs "Gentlemen" Jim Fox(6-7-0) Tiago the native of Sao Paulo, Brazil is a former ICC Super Heavyweight champ but currently is on a 3 fight loosing skid. A skid that includes a loss to Jeremy Motts for the F&B 265+ championship. This could be a defining moment for "Boa". Inconsistent has been the key word for Jim as of late, as he seems to follow up his impressive wins with unimpressive losses. Don't let that distract you from the fact that the "Gentlemen" has one of if not the most impressive Stache's on the HFC roster. This is a grapplers delight here between two powerful Heavyweights itching to get back on track. Boa has never been to a decision and Fox just once himself. I would not be shocked if this one went into deep waters though with two BJJ specialist. "Feature Prelim" Featherweight Division Nati "Bo" Pisswater(6-3-0) vs Kurt "Nightcrawler" Wagner(5-4-0) Nati has had quite the run at 145 as of late; as he earned himself his first title fight of his young career. Although his title hopes where taking from him momentarily by way of 2ND round tko, he did give the champ a scare after nabbing round 1 on the scorecards. Munich, Germany's own Kurt Wagner is back in the HFC cage after back to back losses, as he looks to get back to his submission winning ways. With submission victories over the likes of Northwood, Fury, and Vinsson, a win over Pisswater would sure be some sweet Pisswater indeed. Pisswater is a versatile striker winning 4 of 6 victories by way of TKO, he has been a bit more timid as shown in his last two Decision wins. Meanwhile the BJJ Black belt in "Nightcrawler" will won't nothing to do with Nati on the feet, unless the "Powers that be" re-instate teleportation. Final Verdict: If Wagner fails to get the fight to the ground, it may be a quick but painful night. Main Card Middleweight Division Akhmedov "Bear" Nurmagedov vs Harry "the mauler" Olsen 5-2-0 10-6-0 Makhachkala, Russia Cold North, Sweden Far-Q Fight Club. Fight Club elite World Class Dagestani rapist Muay Thai figher Akhmedov recently had a two fight win streak haulted with a to close to call Majority Decision loss. His most critical win IMO was against Jaska Lahti, it showed just how dangerous his slams can be, and that he's not just a submission figher. Directly across the cage from him stands a exciting striker and former Middleweight title contender in Olsen who is coming off consecutive KO defeats. He has simply fought the best of the best at 185 as proven in his last 5 fights going 2-3. For Olsen this could be similar to his fight against the 185 champ "ADA". A fight he was dominating until being Guillotined late in round three. "Bear" has a few options with a rapidly improving stand up game, you got to sense at some point though he goes to his judoka ways and gets a Takedwon of some sort. Final Verdict: Harry has to keep it on the feet and he has the ability to finish anyone, but I think the cardio machine gets the nod here. Nurmagomedov by Unanimous Decision Heavyweight Division Juju Baraka vs Boris Krylov 4-1-0 10-4-0 N�Djamena, Chad. Novosibirsk, Russia []�The Zoo�[] No Stepchild - No Entrance Chadanian Tactical Savagery Kickboxing/Russian Sambo Juju has emerged as a top Contender in the HFC Heavyweight division in just a 5 month period. He put a firm stamp on that statement with his come from behind KO of Don Piano in his last outing. Now 4-0 in the HFC Cage he looks to add a former champion to the list of victims. Former HFC and Madness 265 pound champ is sitting in a unfamiliar spot in his career, loosing two straight both by the dreaded cut stoppage, "let em fight Ref"(Not to mention against the current champions at HW and SHW). Krylov is never going to hand you a victory, other than a submission loss in his MMA debut he has yet to be legitimately finished. The Heavyweights are always intriguing to watch as the highlight reel KO seems to always be an option, and with two prolific strikers like these two it's no different here. This is by far Baraka's toughest fight, and he may need to install some of that Tactical Savagery here. Boris has got to be the pursuer in this bought and keep away from the clinch as he did against that Massive Wanker. Final Verdict: this one is incredibly tough to call but here ya go. Baraka by TKO/cuts round 3 Heavyweight Division "The Boss" Don Piano Vs. Alex Ferreria 8-4-0 10-5-0 Varginha, Brazil Sao Paulo, Brazil BARNEY MEATHOUSE Crassus Muay Thai facial surgeon World Class Boxer "The Boss" has not been to the third round since his pro debut and since then has compiled 7 decisive (T)KO finishes. The loss to Baraka in his last fight may have been crucial, as a win would have positioned him as a top Contender within the packed HFC Heavyweight division. Former S.A.F.O and Madness MMA Heavyweight champion is currently in a pivotal spot in his career, after a 3rd straight loss. His last fight was against current #1 contender Bronstein who apparently loves the taste of his own blood as he gave Ferreira a smothering blood bath, beating Alex via TKO(strikes). Two Lights out brazilian strikers fighting it out as Muay Thai meets Boxing, in a fight I don't see going to a decision. I think it's possible both of these guys are eager to wipe the taste of there previous fights out there mouths and what better way than knocking a fellow countryman the hell out. This one is even tougher to call but I got Piano by KO in round 2. And no, it's not because of his life changing penile implant services, he helped me with! So don't mention it. Co-Main Event Middleweight Championship Champion: Ademaro "A.D.A" Dos Anjos vs Challenger: Baruto Tonissaar 13-1-0 9-2-0 Rio De Janeiro, Brazil Kuressaare, Estonia (HQ) W.C.D.A Pantheon of Paroxysm BJJ/ SWAT style aggression Muay Thai Death fighting Are first big Title fight will be for the Middleweight championship. Challenger Baruto Tonissaar is coming into this contest with three straight victories, two of which garnered him "Fight of the Night" bonuses. In his last fight he took a hard fought Unanimous Decision over former MW champ Chip Nickel. At just 22 years of age, this hard noised Estonian slugger looks primed to shock the MMA world This Saturday Night in "the Big Apple". Champion ADA is looking to pickup his 4th straight title Defense and 9th straight win in MMA. After a dominating 5 round UD win over Alan Spence the champ added his 9th submission victory when he forced Faeqeuin Bizihwaeilie to tap via triangle choke in round 3 of there contest. Dos Anjos looks to add to his early famed legacy as he looks to derail another dangerous contender. Final Verdict: Baruto is the underdog to some but this is Hardcore Fc and you can never count out the underdog. That said ADA round 3 submission Looking Forward The Victor of this title fight is former champ Chip Nickel will be playing the spoiler as he faces the brash fast rising prospect in Dre Battle! This division looks to be heating up. Main Event Heavyweight Championship Champion: Demir Kocak Vs. Challenger: Lev Davidovitch "Rebel" Bronstein 11-1-0 13-4-0 Istanbul, Turkey. Konoha, Russia Punch Out Gym. London MMA Club Balder Bull Fighting Systems. KO artist of a nasty variety And here it is! The main event of the evening in which we see the Heavyweight champion challenge a contender given a 13.987654321 % chance to win. Lets start with the contender, former F&B Super Heavyweight champion who recently dispatched of two former contenders himself in his first two fights in his new Division Lev Davidovitch Bronstein. Lev is the OG of the division at 31 years old but continues to show no sign of aging. In a champion vs champion fight Lev nearly put an end to the absolute dominance of Massive Wanker, after winning the first three rounds he got caught in a crucial Kneebar in round 4. Enter Demir Kocak, 11-1 as a professional and now a 3 time World Heavyweight champion looks to add another big win to his resume. A native of Turkey, Kocak avenged his only pro defeat at last months "All Hallow's Bash" card with a big win over Boris Krylov also regaining his belt. Kocak has proven that he is very adaptable in the cage, knowing when to dive in for the kill or just strategically when by Decision. Having a manager like Mac Little in your corner can't be bad either. Final Verdict: I personally would have been quick to count Lev out in his last two fights at Heavyweight but he would have made a fool out of me both times, buuuuuuutttt I see Demir retaining his belt late in round 3 Kocak by TKO Rd 3 Waiting in the wings is a potential Wanker vs Kocak, champion vs champion super-de-duper Superfight, unless "Rebel" Bronstein has the last word! Thank you all for your precious time and remember "Stay Hardcore"
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  31. Bringing them all to the next page. Current bids below Izzy - No bids Cowboy - 100k ] Werdum - 750k
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  32. New Sale Yoo, tried my hand at some gif avatars. Low quality (expect some improved gifs in the near future). I know Rocket's created a s**t load of avi's before, so not sure if I duplicated any gifs he's already used. My image button isn't working, so I've had to use thumbnail links. OG's in the right size are here (https://postimg.cc/gallery/1SStr95/8bd084cc) 100k starting since they're a little rough. 50k minimum raise. Probably keep up for 48 hrs. Izzy Cowboy ]
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  33. BIG AUCTION INCOMING ITS THE BEES, NOT THE BEES I MEAN ITS THE BOMB! CONFIST Initial bid: 300k Bidder: Shaun - 350k ends in 72h
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  34. Pekka just spent the better part of his afterparty showing a very confused-looking Atunes diagrams on how to beat Arundel, diagrams Pekka had hand-drawn with crayons on a roll of toilet paper. The Convicted brain trust will finally end the reign of terror of Latrobe Arundel.
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  35. HOF is decided by reaching p4p #1
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  36. http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/products/1591051474legend-hoi.jpg The ALOHA HOI HEAVYWEIGHT GRAND PRIX is being hosted at the SFL for 350K Heavyweight Prospects with a variable multi-million dollar prize pool. Aloha "Pineapple Head" Hoi is a member of the old guard and former Blitz Heavyweight Champion from the legendary Rio-based fight team Tosen's Home For Lost Boys. The Hawaiian goliath racked up 31 knockouts in 35 wins and the only thing he enjoys more than knocking his opponent into a new space time continuum is pineapple pizza. Aloha Hoi will be eating plenty of pineapple pizza as he watches the action unfold from the sidelines, with his sweet tree stump of a mother, as the SFL honors his warrior spirit with a tournament to celebrate his Neanderthal level brutality and ability to withstand punishment. 4 entrants = $1,000,000 8 entrants = $2,000,000 16 entrants = $10,000,000 Thus far at this stage the 4 entrants are from top camps and GOAT is a 99/1 favorite: Jeronimo Puno (Chris "The GOAT" Karter) Kevin McGuire (Gamblin' Joe River) Johan Joestar (John Dauherty) Adsawin Jingdasawat (Alfred Winterbottom)
    1 point
  37. Did whatever is causing us to not be able to create threads, also break the scripts by chance?
    1 point
  38. Post Apocalypto - Tenacious D Not as fun or well produced as Pick of Dee but still a great Tenacious D movie. Lots of laughs
    1 point
  39. im so pumped for 370k took me 3 years but I finally think i have the best formula for training projects while fighting them semi-regularly without any of the bullshit. busier than ever these days but will make time for my 370k prospects
    1 point
  40. Still available if any orgs interested
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  41. Contact in game if looking, if not looking sorry for the spam
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  42. Ma Balls Is Hot is now looking for an org to partner with. After great long term partnerships with top shelf orgnizations CEC and Inferno, we are now looking for someone else to work with. 50/50 and we can be as involved with your org as much or as little as you like, we are constantly in or near the #1 company spot Please contact me in game Thanks https://www.mmatycoon.com/managerprofilemanager.php?MgrID=123962
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