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GAMMA#460 Custer v Trudeau 2 Review

 

Review By Kim Jong-un "The Screamun Koreaun"

On 31 Jan 2015, Mentor Corleone (3503) the Owner of the incredible GAMMA (Global Association of MMA) Organization, presented GAMMA#460 Custer v Trudeau 2. This event, located at the Wombley Arena right here in London, is proudly sponsored by GREEN!160 based in Las Vegas. Attendance of 92,928 boisterous fight fans was impressive and the additional 222,153 Pay-Per-Viewers brings the total to 315,111 fans who saw this event. This event hosted TWO Title fights, one at 170 pounds between Marshall Noir and Jurmas Uusisto; and the other at 205 pounds between Jesse Custer and Pierre Trudeau. This awesome event had 1 knockout, with 7 decisions and 1 submission and a "majority draw along with truckload of fun! We even had a streaker with a dozen security after him! The events sponsor is the well known GREEN!160 nutrition store, based in Las Vegas. Kim Jong-un, "The Screamun Koreaun" here to walk you through the "brutal assualts". Details can be found at http://www.mmatycoon.com/orgeventmanager.php?EvID=821647



First we have a preliminary fight in the 145 pound division between Sooper Mann and John Bonham resulting in a TKO by strikes.

Sooper "Dooper" Mann (190661) has a record of 10-4-0. Mann is an exceptional Muay Thai/wrestler with half of his wins coming by knockout.

John Bonham (145462) has a record of 17-8-1. Bonham is a well rounded fighter often goes the distance in his fights so stamina should not be an issue for him. Wring your hands, but fret not the story is here....

The fight... Well the story was all Bonham. End of story. Whats that? ...u want a better story than that? OK it was all Bonham who was slow to start but picked up the pace quickly and in the 3rd minute he TOLD Mann he was "Gonna knock you out" and then threw an uppercut that rocked Mann and followed up with an attack that made the referee jump in and stop the fight. Better? OK FINE...you drama-queen.....

Results: After 3:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). John Bonham! Jon was awarded "KO of the night".



Next we have a preliminary fight in the 185 pound division between Muraki Tunamoto (136616) and Nigel "The Spoon" McHughes (154144) resulting in an Arm Triangle submission.

Nigel McHughes has a record of 17-11-1. McHughes is an exceptional boxer/wrestler and 12 of his 17 wins come by knockout. Perhaps even more interesting is that in 29 fights he has never been knocked out.

Muraki Tunamoto (136616) has a record of 24-21-0. Tunamoto is a Elite Muay Thai fighter and has 20 of his 24 wins coming by knockout. Hmmmm however, he has been knocked out 10 times...so lets go see what happened...

The fight... Tunamoto landed 31 strikes and McHughes landed 13 strikes, but McHughes had a different strategy then to stand and bang with a banger and when it was the right time he slapped in an arm triangle and within seconds the fight was over. That was VERY unexpected. WAA HAAAAA !!!!

Results: After 1:20 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Nigel McHughes! Nigel was awarded "Sub of the night".



Next we have a preliminary fight in the 265+ pound division between Gunnar Steigelmann (196145) and Alfred "Graniten" Hammarskjold (121846) ending with a unanimous decision.

Alfred Hammarskjold has a record of 28-16-0. Hammarskjold is an elite ground fighter with 22 of his 28 wins coming by knockout. However he has been knocked out 14 times and out of 44 fights has gone the distance only 8 times.

Gunnar Steigelmann has a record of 14-10-0. Steigelmann is an elite standup fighter and has 11 of his 14 wins coming by knockout. Steigelmann has been knocked out 5 of his 10 losses...so I'm smelling a knockout there...Lets go see....

The fight... Interesting 1st round. the 1st minute and the last minute Steigelmann was doing it all and it was all working, and he even managed to cut Hammarskjold. In fact the last minute Steigelmann was T'ing off and landed a DOZEN strikes IN A ROW to end the round. He should be nicknamed "Sniper"with accuracy like that! The 2nd round didnt go much better for Hammarskjold whose cut got worse. And the 3rd round was a horrible beatdown even worse than the 1st round. Its not surprising the judges gave Steigelmann two 10-8 rounds. But...there was no knockout which I guess Hammarskjold could count as a small victory...

Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same and i agree with 30:25 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Gunnar Steigelmann!



Next we have a preliminary fight in the 155 pound division between Leslie Harp (162516) and "Lightning Kid" Atlas Kivi (134572) ending with a unanimous decision.

Atlas Kivi has a record of 24-16-2. Kivi is an elite ground fighter and can submit, knockout or go the distance. In fact just over half his fights HAVE gone the distance.

Leslie Harp has a record of 13-7-0. Harp is an elite wrestler with 8 of his 13 wins coming by way of knockout. Harp has less than half the experience of his opponent so lets see what happened.

The fight... The first round was all Kivi who stayed busy and landed a lot of strikes pretty much unanswered. 2nd round was all Kivi and he rocks Harp with a brutal kick to the temple. Kivi ended the round with about 10 unanswered strikes. Final round has Kiwi with a takedown and the beatdown just continued on a lower level. Then Kiwi changed up and tried multiple submission attempts but the referee eventually stood them up shortly before the end of the fight.

Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same 27:30 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Atlas Kivi!



Next we have a preliminary fight in the 145 pound division between Hector "Bullshit Detector" Barbosa (168682) and Meat Beater (174503) ending with a unanimous decision.

Meat Beater has a record of 21-12-1. Beater is a sensational fighter who has gone the distance in 24 of his 34 fights.

Hector Barbosa has a record of 23-7-1. Barbosa also has a habit of going the distance with 22 of his 31 fights hearing the final bell.

The fight... This was an excercise in missing strikes...errrr I mean an excercise in defense! Yeah thats what I meant....I think the judges picked the right fighter as winner because...well he had the best defense! YAWN....oops sori!

Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same at 28:29 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Meat Beater!



Our next review is a preliminary fight in the 205 pound division between "Riiviö" Pyry Perkele (178394) and Marko Torturo (54639)resulting in a unanimous decision.

Marko Torturo has a record of 40-19-4. Torturo is 39 years old and a sensational standup fighter with 63 fights on the books.

Pyry Perkele has a record of 25-13-1. Perkele is a sensational Muay Thai fighter and has several submissions on his record.

The fight... Torturo had his moments and landed a fair amount of strikes but it was easily Perkele's round. The 2nd round was an excellent round and both fighters were hurt and the referee was watching closely when Perkele was against the cage getting a beatdown. Final round has Torturo landing a crotchshot and also rocks Perkele with a jab. Torturo landed 44 strikes to Perkele's 42 so it was a damn close fight, but I think I would have gave it to Torturo. Oh well thats EXACTLY why you DONT want to leave it in the hands of the judges....

Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same at 29:28 on favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Pyry Perkele!



Next we have a review of a Main card fight in the 265+ division between Yorick "The Last Man" Brown (178737) and "The Divine Singer" Freddie Mercury (135925) which ended by a unanimous decision.

Freddie Mercury has a record of 26-10-2. Mercury is an elite Muay Thai fighter and over half his wins have come by knockout.

Yorick Brown has a record of 22-10-0. Brown is an elite standup fighter and 19 of his 22 wins come by knockout. However Brown has also been knocked out 8 times....so Im thinking we are about to report a knockout...lets go find out....

The fight... This was a decent fight even tho Mercury outscored Brown 2 to 1 in striking. However, Mercury was cut early in the fight and it did get worse....but it didnt match Brown's dreams and cause a stoppage. Good thing I didn't bet this fight eh?

Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same, 28:29 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Freddie Mercury!



Our next Main card fight is a bout in the 185 pound divison between Charlie "Darkness" Murphy (152460) and "MASTER OF DISASTER" Zlatan Spazstor (84638) resulting in a unanimous decision.

Zlatan Spazstor has a record of 47-20-1. Spazstor is a sensational boxer and has 30 knockouts in his 47 win record. He also has 9 submissions so this is a man to be careful around. However he has been knocked out 14 times so hes NOT invincible.

Charlie Murphy has a record of 21-12-0. Murphy is an elite Muay Thai fighter and just over half of his wins come by knockout, but will he be able to find the sweet spot on Spazstor? Step around the corner here and we shall see....

The fight... Both men come out swinging and its not long before Spazstor is cut by a Murphy knee which must of put fear in Spazstor's belly because from that point to the end of the round, Murphy put a thumpin on ol Spaz.... Round 2 Murphy changed from dealing out a thumpin to a downright azz whoopin...with about the only reply from Spazstor being a kick in the crotch. Round 3, it seems Spazstor had enough of Murphy and first he rocked him, and shortly after that he knocked his butt down with a crisp right hand. But after he let Murphy stand back up he couldn't land the finishing touch before the bell rang. In fact it was Murphy slam-dancing on Spazstor at the end of the fight. This was a great fight to watch and I give it a double WAAHAAA, WAAHAAA !!!

Results: The 3 judges see the fight slightly differently with 30:28/30:27/30:28 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Charlie Murphy!



The Co-Main event is a TITLE fight for the belt at 170 pounds between the Champion, Marshall Noir (112792) and the Challenger, "The Brown Norge" Jurmas Uusisto (138062) resulting in a unanimous decision.

The Champion, Marshall Noir, has a record of 29-13-2. Noir is an elite ground fighter and has 13 knockouts with 4 submissions and has never been knocked out.

The Challenger, Jurmas Uusisto. has a record of 37-17-1. Uusisto is an elite ground fighter and in addition to his 15 knockouts he has 9 submissions as well.

The fight... Kinda strange fight with Uusisto getting a takedown early in round 1 and Noir getting a takedown early in all the other rounds. From there is was pretty much Uusisto working for a submission and Noir dropping ground and pound for 4 1/2 rounds....but then the excitement skyrocketed when Uusisto took Noir's back and was desperately working the rear naked choke to steal the fight....but failed.

Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same 49:46 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Marshall Noir!



The MAIN event was a TITLE fight in the 205 pound division between "Preacher" Jesse Custer (183716) and "The Purple Stripe" Pierre Trudeau (113658) ending with a ..............................

The Champion, Jesse Custer has a record of 26-5-0. Custer is an elite ground fighter with over half his wins coming by knockout.

The Challenger, Pierre Trudeau has a record of 30-13-1. Trudeau ALSO is an elite ground fighter and has a whopping 23 of his 30 wins due to knockout. So will the standup fighter take the ground warrior out tonight? Lets go look....

The fight... Custer starts out with a right hand that stumbles Trudeau and Trudue is cut. Not a good way to start a 5 round fight. Before he can even wipe away the blood he gets chopped to the floor by a vicious leg kick from Custer. Trudeau is looking like a PUNK in the 1st minute here... But if u want the belt you gotta be tough, and Trudeau fights back and is getting in some good strikes when Custer takes him down. Trudeau reverses him and then has to defend against Custers submission attempts until the ref stands them up in time for the bell. Round 2. Trudeau outstrikes Custer but Custer lands a strike on the cut and opens it up even worse. Round 3, They are in the trading game. 2 for you, 1 for me. 1 for you, 2 for me. Close round but probably went to Trudeau due to a powerful uppercut that bounced Custer off the cage. Round 4, Custer returns the uppercut and bounces Trudeau off the cage and they are exchanging shots which opens the cut on Trudeau again. As they continue the trading of strikes, the cut is starting to cause Trudeau problems, but he rallies and drops Custer to 1 knee with a right hook. Custer recovers and they mix it up to the bell. Final round, and they are still trading strikes. Early in the round, Trudeau was chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick and later the referee is watching Custer closely as Trudeau had him against the cage and was slamming shots in there. But they both fought to the last second and it was one HELLOFA battle for all 5 rounds. WAAA HAAAAA ! You know I like the knockouts, and the submissions are kinda cool, but a true battle for 25 minutes with neither man dominant is a seldom seen event.

Results: The judges see the fight slightly differently with 48:48/47:48/48:48 the fight is ruled a majority draw! Jesse Custer retains his title. This awesome fight was awarded "Fight of the night". And well deserved too.



Well fight fans and affecionadoes, it has been another wonderful event put on by the GAMMA Organization and I would love to sit and chat more...but I got a date with a bottle of Jack (did I say that?)...so I'm outa here! Kim Jong-un your favorite "Screamun Koreaun" saying "Good nite and WAAAAHAAAA" !!!

[Mentor]

GAMMA#461 Colossus v Lan 3

 

Review By Kim Jong-un "The Screamun Koreaun"

On 7 Feb, 2015, Mentor Corleone (3503) the Owner of the incredible GAMMA (Global Association of MMA) Organization, presented GAMMA#461 Colossus v Lan 3. This event, located at the Wombley Arena right here in London, is proudly sponsored by GREEN!160 based in Las Vegas. Attendance of 93,607 rowdy-as-hell, fight fans was boisterous to say the least and the additional 252,883 Pay-Per-Viewers brings the total to 346,490 fans who saw this event. This event hosted a Title fight at 265 pounds between Jt Colossus and Lan Mandragoran. This powerhouse event had 5 knockouts, and 5 decisions. Kim Jong-un, "The Screamun Koreaun" here to walk you through the "human destruction". Details can be found at http://www.mmatycoon.com/orgeventpublic.php?EvID=821650



Our 1st bout on this fight ticket is in the 205 pound division between Soylent Grimm (187741) and Calvin Johnson (137439) ending with a knockout by head kick.

Calvin Johnson had a record of 26-21-0. Johnson is an elite standup fighter and 21 of his 28 wins come by knockout. However he must have knockout tatooed on his forehead because he has been knocked out 18 times...oh my!

Soylent Grimm had a record of 6-0-0. Grimm is an elite wrestler and holds a red belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. So Grimm best get this on the ground and FAST or he dont have a chance in hell.

The fight... Surprisingly normal fight between two fighters with extreme differences in experience with Johnson taking the 1st round. The 2nd round also pretty regular fight when suddenly Grimm is caught with a straight right hand and he is rocked! Grimm tries to fight back but the experienced Johnson kicks Grimm in the head and Grimm drops like a bag of cement. WAAHAAAA !! thats was unexpected and beautiful! Them Muay Thai lessons paying off !

Results: After 1:39 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Calvin Johnson!



Next fight is in the 185 pound division between Julio "The Juggernaut" El Toro (180266) and Juan "Punch" Tamad (141247) resulting in a unanimous decision.

Juan Tamad had a record of 22-16-1. Tamad is a well rounded fighter with 16 losses he needs to hide with some wins.

Julio El Toro had a record of 10-5-0. El Toro is a ground fighter with 8 of his 10 wins coming by knockout.

The fight... Well the first two rounds were an excercise in defense as there was lots of action with 93 standing strikes thrown and only 31% landing. Neither man seemed dominent until the 3rd round when El Toro started landing more strikes and then took Tamad down and managed to take his back and proceeded to ground and pound and try to choke him out. But Tamad is a tough dude and hung on til the end of the fight. However that dominance was enough to win the fight for El Toro.

Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same way at 29:28 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Julio El Toro!



Our 3rd preliminary fight is in the 265+ pounds division between Giordano "The Truth" Bruno (177363) and Aleksanteri "The Siberian Bear" Karelin (185978) resulting in a knockout by punch.

Aleksanteri Karelin had a record of 21-14-0. Karelin is a sensational boxer/wrestler and 14 of his 21 wins come by knockout.

Giordano Bruno had a record of 18-9-0. Bruno is a sensational standup fighter and 16 of his 18 wins come by knockout.

The fight... First round was pretty much even standing and on the ground, but the second round was Bruno landing twice as much as Karelin, when Karelin apparently decided enough was enough, and rocked Bruno with a pitter-patter to the forehead. Never saw a pitter-patter have an effect before...but apparently Bruno is a drama-queen and as he was putting on a show of being rocked he got caught with an uppercut that put him in lala land before he hit the canvas. WAAAHAAAAA !!!! It was beautiful...I think Brunos feet even left the floor as he flew backwards...like watching a cartoon....WAA HAAAA !

Results: After 2:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Aleksanteri Karelin!



Next on our card of preliminary bouts is happening in the 170 pound division between "Cocaine Is Hullava Drug" Rick James (143516) and Stanly Williams (174422) ending with a majority decision.

Stanly Williams had a record of 17-10-0. Williams is a well rounded exceptional fighter and holds a black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu with 3 submissions to show he knows how to use it...

Rick James had a record of 21-15-2. James is an elite Muay Thai fighter and 14 knockouts to his win column of 21. But he has failed to have his hand raised 15 times.

The fight... The first round was kinda interesting...apparently Williams and the referee had a difference of opinion and Williams insisted that the fight should be on the ground so he kept taking James down. The referee was insisting the fight should be standing...so he kept standing them up, and the round ended with the yoyo still moving... 2nd round wasnt all that noteworthy. Round 3, James decides he needs to impose his will on Will (haha) and goes straight for the clich and starts putting his Mauy Thai skills to work. To make a long story short, James is an friggin ANIMAL in the clinch and he tore that ass up good and even rocked Williams right at the end. I thought the beatdown was good enough it was worthy of an 8-10 call by the judges....but apparently since there wasnt any blood it wasnt..

Results: Only one judge saw the fight as I saw it so the scores were 28:29/28:29/28:28 in favor of your winner, by majority decision... Stanly Williams !



This next preliminary fight is in the 185 pound division between Luca "scrapatutti" Turilli (131893) and "The Cannibal" Karl Denke (63718) declared a majority decision.

Karl Denke had a record of 39-18-1. Most of his wins come by decision so Karl is a strategy fighter with sensational boxing/wrestling skills.

Luca Turilli had a record of 26-17-1. Turilli is an elite boxer with 22 of hi 26 wins coming by knockout. Thats like over 80% wow!

The fight... Now this fight was a fight! The 1st round was about economics and they was trading back and forth all round....2nd round the trading continues but gets a bit more serious when Turilli cuts Denke with a right hand and Denke kicked him in the crotch for revenge. So I guess they realized they are in a cage and not on Wall street...and at the end of the round it seemed like Turilli was turning up the volumn. Round 3, Turilli continued to turn up the volumn and when he had Denke in the clinch he really tore him a new one...but the fight was pretty close and the judges had to call it.

Results: The judges see the fight slightly differently with 29:28/29:28/29:29 in favor of your winner, by majority decision... Luca Turilli!



Our last preliminary fight on the card is in the 205 pound division between Charles LaFontier (173319) and "The Boy Who Lived" Harry Potter (83976) ending with a knockout by strikes.

Harry Potter had a record of 30-15-1. Potter is an elite boxer and over half of his wins come by knockout.

Charles LaFontier had a record of 19-13-0. LaFontier is an elite boxer/wrestler with 16 of his 19 wins coming by knockout.

The fight... Pretty even fight in the 1st minute...but LaFontier got warmed up and found the distance in the clinch and just beat the dogsnot out of Potter like he was a redheaded stepchild. I counted at least 15 unanswered strikes and almost nothing missed. The coup de gras was a right hand that dropped Potter, and LaFontier quickly mounted and finished the job. The boy that lived looked like he died...That was a beautiful display of how to kickass in the clinch! Im gonna give it two WAAHAAAA ! WAAAHAAAA !!

Results: After 3:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Charles LaFontier!



Our first Main card fight is in the 170 pound division between Yeshua "I AM" Immanuel (123742) and Melvin "Dark Seer" Manhoef (98763) resulting in a knockout by head kick.

Melvin Manhoef had a record of 32-16-0. Manhoef is an elite fighter with a weakness in BJJ. Manhoef has 19 knockout wins and has been submitted 3 times.

Yeshua Immanuel had a record of 15-8-1. Immanuel is an elite Muay Thai fighter with 13 of his 15 wins coming by knockout.

The fight... Manhoef lands first shot and Immanuel erupts into a nasty little beatdown that first rocked Manhoef and then quickly resulted in a power outage for Manhoef when he is on the nasty end of a head kick. WAAAHAAAA WAAAHAAAA !!! Now thats what Im talkin about...and still time for a beer...

Results: After 0:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Yeshua Immanuel!



This next Main card fight is in the 185 pound division between "Vodoo Child" Virgil Keller (178804) and Atte "Teufel" Peltola (177978) resulting in a unanimous decision.

Atte Peltola had a record of 23-14-1. Peltola is an exceptional wrestler and almost half of his wins are from knockouts. He also has 3 submission wins.

Virgil Keller had a record of 20-9-0. Keller is a sensational Muay Thai fighter and holds a black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Over half of Keller's wins are by knockout and he also has 4 wins by submission.

The fight... The two trade blows and Peltola gets a takedown and starts Ground and Pounding Keller. The next 4 minutes Peltola rained strikes on Keller in a non-stop fashion that kept the referee from even thinking about a standup. Round 2, Now this round was a scrap starting with Keller getting revenge for the first 2 minutes and then Peltola took him down for a second serving of ground and pound. But Keller had desert planned and snoogled around and got Peltola's back and was working on submitting him when the bell rang...Round 3, was an excellent round of striking and both men got in thier shots with Keller landing a bit more, but other than that, the bell ending it was the best part.

Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same with 29:28 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Virgil Keller!



The Co-Main event tonight is in the 155 pound division between Diego "Nightmare" Sanchez (142862) and "The Candyman" Willy Wonka (159900) ending with a split decision.

Willy Wonka had a record of 28-9-0. Wonka is a ground fighter and has 14 submissions plus 6 knockouts in his win column.

Diego Sanchez had a record of 36-17-2. Sanchez is an elite standup fighter and 22 of his 36 wins are from knockouts. Sanchez has lost only 1 time by knockout but more important to this fight is he has been submitted 5 times...so this fight is going to be about imposing ones will on the other...

The fight... First round was a strong round for Sanchez who landed frequently and of course Wonka was working for a ground game, but when he got it to the ground failed to make anything happen. Sanchez however, managed to cut Wonka with a right hand. Round 2, Sanchez comes out kicking and Wonka with a takedown and they rolled around for a while. Round 3, had a bit of a surprise when Wonka dropped Sanchez to a knee with a right hook which probably earned him that otherwise boring round.

Results: The judges see the fight slightly differently wit 29:28/30:28/28:29 in favor of your winner, by split decision... Diego Sanchez! This fight was awarded "Fight of the night"



The Main event is a TITLE fight for the belt at 265 pounds between the Champion, "The WarWagon" Jt Colossus (1688) and the Challenger, Lan "Aanallein" Mandragoran (169650)resulting in a TKO by strikes.

The Champion, Jt Colossus, has a record of 46-32-1. Colossus is an elite boxer and has 35 knockouts with 6 submissions. But Colossus has a glass chin and has been knocked out 23 times.

The Challenger, Lan Mandragoran, has a record of 27-13-0. Mandragoran is an elite standup fighter and 24 of his 27 wins are by knockout. However Mandragoran has a plastic chin and has been knocked out 10 times....so I think this fight is gonna be a battle of the chins....

The fight... Excellent fight with both men landing strikes with Colossus more dominate in the clinch where late in the third minute he rocked Mandragoran with an uppercut and then dropped him with a right hook. Challengers having that drive that makes them tough, he tried to stand back up but the ref saved him as Colossus rushed in to finish him off. WAAHAAAA !!!

Results: After 3:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jt Colossus! Jt Colossus retains his heavyweight title! Colossues was awarded "KO of the night".



I would love to sit and WAAAAHAAAA in your ear some more...but there is a new massage parlor opening tonight and I got a "buy one get two" coupon...so I'm outa here! Kim Jong-un your favorite "Screamun Koreaun" saying "Dont get between me and the door!WAAAAHAAAA" !!!

[Mentor]

GAMMA#462 Krystian v Snuka Review

 

Review By Kim Jong-un "The Screamun Koreaun"

On 14 Feb, 2015, Mentor Corleone (3503) the Owner of the incredible GAMMA (Global Association of MMA) Organization, presented GAMMA#462 LA (822396). This event, located at the LA Memorial Colossuseum right here in Los Angeles, is proudly sponsored by GREEN!160 based in Las Vegas. Attendance of 93, 154 wound-up, fight fans was thunderous to say the least and the additional 236,144 Pay-Per-Viewers brought the total to 329,298 fans who saw this event. This event hosted two Title fights; at 145 pounds between Timofey Boyko and Ein Stein and; at 155 pounds between Krystian Wojnasiewicz and Jimmy Snuka. This action-packed event had 5 knockouts, 3 decisions and 2 submissions. Kim Jong-un, "The Screamun Koreaun" here to walk you through the "insanely wonderful violence". All the gory details can be found at http://www.mmatycoon.com/orgeventpublic.php?EvID=822396



At 205 lbs we had Arstan Selmy vs Tiki Toke

The first fight review is in the 205 pound division between Arstan "The Bold" Selmy (196913) and Tiki "Smokin" Toke (194842) resulting in a Submission by Guillotine in 4:47 of round 2, for the winner, Arstan Selmy!

Im not sure if this can actually be called a "fight" when there were more submission attempts than strikes landed. Kinda reminded me of my 2 sisters fighting except there was no hair pulling or screeching. I admit I called this one wrong and had figured Toke to win by submission since he had 8 Submission wins on his record and Selmy had only 3. But the under-rated Selmy must of used some reverse strategy and used Toke's own weapons against him for the win. Toke now has 5 losses in a row and needs to seriously consider that McDonalds job again....



At 155 lbs we had Gennaro Gattuso vs Parvati Mellia

Next was a fight in the 155 pound bracket between Gennaro "Il Coltello" Gattuso (143909) and Parvati Mellia (184568) resulting in a TKO by strikes in 1:35 of round 1, for the winner, Parvati Mellia!

Well it seems this was a revenge rematch and Mellia had an ax to grind after being submitted by Gattuso in the 1st round in his last fight. And to prove his point he knocked Gattuso out a minute faster than Gattuso had submitted him! This young fighter has great possabilities ahead of himself when he can show his metal by climbing back in the cage with a man that just beat him and has twice the experience, and then not only wins, but put a good thumpin on him. WAA HAAAA !



At 155 lbs we had Yngve Ingvar vs Augustus Belvedere IV

Next fight was in the 155 pound division between Yngve Ingvar (140275) and Augustus "The Last Prince" Belvedere IV (123199) resolved by a unanimous decision for Yngve Ingvar!

Not to be mean when I say Belvedere did good to lose by decision, OR to say Ingvar didnt do so well by only winning with a decision...but I had this fight picked as a knockout win by Ingvar. WHY? when Belvedere won his last 3 fights by knockouts? Well Im not much into betting on "streaks" I bet that the odds gonna catch up to you the longer the streak is. So disregarding that and with the win/lose records closely the same and both being "knockoutters" I picked Ingve because he had LESS losses by knockout. But it was a close call for sure...So what happened?

Well it was a lively fight in round 1, and round 2 continued the action. Halfway into the round, Belvedere sent Ingvar to the mat with a left/right combo and then waved him back to his feet. Im thinking if he had better ground skills to have the confidence in his ground game he could have pounced and finished it right then. But he waved him up and was unable to get the "mission complete" So when you leave things in the hands of the judges...shit happens kinda wierd sometimes. For example I dont think i have ever seen a 10/10 round before, but thats what Judge Don Winkell had when he scored the fight 30:28.



At 185 lbs we had Cormac Gutz v Baraka Simengwa

This fight was in the 185 pound division between Cormac Gutz (161532) and "The Lion Of Matema" Baraka Simengwa (192358) ending with a submission by Arm Triangle in 2:59 of the 1st round for the winner, Baraka Simengwa!

Congrats to Simengwa who knew he shouldn't hang around and give the powerhouse Gutz a chance to make him number 19. Simengwa knew he had to get that power prone, and then work his will on Gutz and make him cry. And thats just what he did. He went straight for the clinch and was trying to pull guard. Gutz managed for around 2 minutes to keep the fight standing and was alternating between controlling the position and landing strikes nicely. But Semengwa got frustrated and just picked his 176.6 pounds up and manhandled Gutz into a position he liked...dumped him on the mat and quickly threw in an arm triangle and before you could fart twice it was OVER. Thats what I call imposing your will on the other man. WAAAHAAAAAA !!! Baraka Simengwa was awarded "submission of the night".



At 265+ lbs we had Fat Gorrila vs Tamias Poochyena

In the 265+ pound division we have a fight between Fat Gorrila (204973) and Tamias Poochyena (135965) ended by a TKO by strikes for the winner Tamias Poochyena!

Well I got this one right and I think it was an easy call. Both men have serious knockout power with over half of their total combined fights ended by a knockout win. But I went with Poochyena for the experience since he has almost 3 times as much cage entries as Gorrila does. So what happened in the fight you say? Well as you would expect with two punchers....it was a standup war. Gorrila landed more strikes in the standing and Poochyena landed more in the clinch. One difference was that Gorrila was trying to get his moneys worth from all those Muay Thai lessons and half of his standing strikes were kicks. But when it came clinch-time...the Muay Thai failed him and the only thing that landed for Gorrila in the clinch were punches. And with Poochyena landing 3 times as many punches in the clinch than Gorrila the inevitable happened and Poochyena dropped Gorrila with a right hand and then jumped on him and finished the job. Nicely done Poochyena ! WAA HAAAA !



At 265+ lbs we had Giuseppe Maldini vs Tio Malone

This fight is in the 265+ division and features "Top Shelf" Giuseppe Maldini (189076) versus Tio Malone (182171) ended with a knockout from punches at 3:11 of the 1st round from the winner, Tio Malone!

This was a fight I was drooling to see. I just LOVE watching the powerful mountain men slam fists to head...And these 2 bigguns were both heavy handed beasts and I KNEW we would never hear the final bell on this fight. I picked Malone because Maldini has a plastic chin. So how did it happen? Well, its a simple story really and all about accuracy. Malone had it and Maldini didnt. This 3 minute fight saw Malone land 74% of his strikes and Maldini landed 22%...and you just cant be a winner with that kind of disparity.



At 265+ lbs we had Patrick Bateman vs Jules Winnfield

This Main card event is in the 265+ division between "American Psycho" Patrick Bateman (180187) and Jules "Bad Ass Mother Fucker" Winnfield (211191) ending with a knockout in 28 seconds of the 1st round by a headkick from the winner, Patrick Bateman!

I had picked Bateman to win but I thought it would go to a decision. Apparently Bateman had an early dinner date and didnt want to "hang-out" so he got right to business. He started out acting like he was planning on the later rounds and started kicking leg and body so it would seem like he was wanting to slow Winnfield down...threw a couple punches and then a headkick that knocked Winnfield down! When Winnfield got up, he was bleeding and perhaps blind, because Bateman kicked him square in the head for a "Kodak moment" of a finish. WAA HAAAAA make that 2 WAA HAAAA's !!!! And no surprise to announce Patrick Bateman was awarded "KO of the night".



At 170 lbs we had Renan St Juste v Rufus McTearson

Our next Main card event is in the 170 pound division between Renan St Juste (102580) and "Rip" Rufus McTearson (186694) resulting in a unanimous decision for the winner Renan St Juste!

This fight I looked at a long time but finally I picked St Juste to win by decision because he has 2x as much experience in the cage. I didnt think it would be a knockout despite St Juste having 25 knockouts to his credit because McTearson has never been knocked out in 30 fights. So how did this fight go? Well the 1st round saw St Juste with a dominate kicking attack which easily earned him the round. Round 2 McTearson come on stronger and it was a good battle all round, with St Juste probably taking it due to a good crotch-kick he gave McTearson... Round 3 has St Juste stepping up the pace and increasing the kicking attack and managed to chop McTearson to the floor right at the end of the fight. McTearson wasnt just playing receiver though...he fought to the bitter end but it simply wasnt enough. St Juste landed 67 strikes and 35 of them were kicks. McTearson landed 30 strikes himself which in many fights would be enough...but the "Storm of St Juste" just blew him right out of the cage. This fight was awarded "Fight of the night".



This is a TITLE fight at 145 lbs between Ein Stein and Timofey Boyko

The Co-Main event is a TITLE fight for the belt at 145 pounds between the Champion, Ein Stein (182566) and the Challenger, Timofey "Beast" Boyko (151666) resulting in a Unanimous decision for the winner, Timofey Boyko the new featherweight champion!

Ok I blew this one. I had Stein by decision mostly because he has so few losses. Both men were on winning streaks (and you know I dont bet streaks generally) But Stein had less than half the losses Boyko has, and only 1 loss is by knockout...so I didnt figure Boyko could knock him out...so I guess I had it partly right. Lets see how this war was waged eh? Boyko lands first and second and third...Stein takes him down to stop the barrage but cant make anything happen and the referee stands them up rather quickly. Boyko picking his shots and Stein with multiple failed takedowns to the end of a round dominated by Boyko. Round 2, Boyko continues to land multiple strikes and Stein is missing missing missing and failing takedown attempts and the round ends with Boyko easily dominating a Stein with no accuracy. Round 3, Boyko still landing shots and Stein still trying to pull guard in the clinch and failing until the last 30 seconds of the round when he finally got it, but not in time to do anything with it. Boyko easily taking that round also. Round 4, more time spent on the ground due to 2 takedowns by Stein who couldnt land any ground and pound but probably took the round. Final round, It was all Boyko, who continued to easily dominate Stein but couldn't seem to put him away. Yawn....



This is a TITLE fight at 155 lbs between Krystian Wojnasiewicz and Jimmy Snuka

The Main event is in the 155 pound division between Krystian "Wojna" Wojnasiewicz (159688) and "Superfly" Jimmy Snuka (159898) resulting in a TKO from strikes at 4:29 of the 3rd round for the winner, Krystian Wojnasiewicz who retains his title.

I admit this was a tough fight to predict for me, Snuka having 8 submissions and Wojnasiewicz having weak BJJ skills...but decided to follow the losses and picked Wojnasiewicz who had only 7 losses compared to Snuka having 12. Plus the fact that Wojnasiewicz other skills ALL at higher level that Snuka. So lets see which skills he used... Snuka on the attack and clinches, but is cut from a Wojnasiewicz elbow. Snuka gets a takedown and from there it was a series of reversals with Snuka's multiple submission attempts and Wojnasiewicz occassionally landing some ground and pound. Round 2, Snuka mixed strikes with takedown attempts all round and Wojnasiewicz fighting him off with strikes. Round 3 Snuka was landing and attempting takedowns but Wojnasiewicz dropped him to a knee early in the round with a right hand and again in the last minute when he mounted and rained blows for the stoppage. WAAHAAAA !



Well Ladies and germs I had a wonderful time and would like to stay and chat it up but somebody here either has some truely nasty farts or needs to brush their teeth, and Im can't handle it anymore...so this is Kim Jong-un your favorite "Screamun Koreaun" saying "Find a toothbrush or a buttplug for cryin out loud.....WAAAAHAAAA" !!!

[Mentor]

GAMMA is proud to announce the opening of 2 GAMMA restricted organizations:

GAMMA Romper Room Butt-Stompers (260k restricted)
Base: Las Vegas
http://www.mmatycoon.com/orgpublic.php?oid=4588
Kim Jong-un (102643)
http://www.mmatycoon.com/managerprofilemanager.php?MgrID=102643

GAMMA Kids NY (ID 255K+)
Base: New York
http://www.mmatycoon.com/orgpublic.php?oid=4590
Andy McKenzie (101467)
http://www.mmatycoon.com/managerprofilemanager.php?MgrID=101467

Both of these organizations are run by 2 top up and coming managers. Andy has had extensive work already working in our contenders org and managed to increase the org while there to around 50% in quality talent, leading to much of the recent success of our mid tier org. Kim on the other hand is one of the most active managers in the game over the course of 2015, with a strong reputation as a recruiter and he is also the event writer for GAMMA.

They have already went through detailed consultation in regards to the running of the orgs and are more than ready for the task.

Our mid tier organization is also still in full operation over the past year. Run by long term GAMMA partner/employee Gerbert Bryant:

GAMMA: Contenders (ID 200k+)
http://www.mmatycoon.com/orgpublic.php?oid=3873
Gerbert Bryant (84742)
http://www.mmatycoon.com/managerprofilemanager.php?MgrID=84742

This organization is based in Vegas and we can provide training in Elite gyms. This org is for fighters 200,000 till around 240,000 and minimum entree is for p4p 6500 ranked fighters. The way this org works is that if a fighter reaches +4 stars in skills and 1000 p4p rank, they get promoted to GAMMA. We usually keep them longer if there are meaningful fights still on the roster. So, once you have outgrown the rookie and mid tier orgs, you can then move up to the big leagues of GAMMA.

If you have fighters 255,000 ID or higher based in Vegas or New York, and want to fight in GAMMA, rising up the ranks and eventually becoming a super star, then this is your chance. Contact one of the managers above for a contract.

[Mentor]

GAMMA#463 Kenichi v Carlton 3 Review

 

On 21 Feb, 2015, Mentor Corleone (3503) the Owner of the incredible GAMMA (Global Association of MMA) Organization, presented GAMMA#463 Kenichi v Carlton 3 (822788). This event, located at the LA Memorial Colossuseum right here in Los Angeles, is proudly sponsored by GREEN!160 based in Las Vegas. Attendance of 92,675 MMA lovin, fight fans was inspiring to say the least and the additional 236,447 Pay-Per-Viewers brought the total to 329,122 fans who saw this event. This event hosted two Title fights; at 170 pounds between Marshall Noir and Doc Chillum and; at 265+ pounds between Kenichi Shirahama and Kyle Carlton. This action-packed event had 3 knockouts, 5 decisions and 2 submissions. Kim Jong-un, "The Screamun Koreaun" here to walk you through the "violent competitional seeking of glory". All the smackdown details can be found at http://www.mmatycoon.com/orgeventpublic.php?EvID=822788



185 lbs division fight between "The American Dragon" Daniel Bryan (186970) and Hector "Hammerhead" Williams (151289)

I predicted Williams to win by knockout and he did manage to knock Bryan down and cut him badly, and in general, beat that butt pretty good, landing 47 strikes. But credit to Bryan who bled all over the ring, but landed 21 of his own strikes and managed to stay on his feet until the final bell. Exciting fight, which ended in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hector Williams!



170 lbs division fight between "Dai tuong" Phan Tran Le (162219) and Genghis "The Mongoloid" Khan (198249)

Phan Tran Le was my choice to win mostly because of his extensive ring experience. With both fighters having close to the same percentage of losses and both coming off a loss they each had something to prove...so it was a tough call. But Tran Le's experience apparently showed him the way as he landed 59 strikes compared to Khan landing 23 strikes. Khan seemed more interested in having a ground battle and wasted a lot of energy with 18 takedown attempts and managing to get only 1 takedown. Perhaps if you are going to stake your fight plan on a particular skill....you should be better at it? This action-packed fight was found in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Phan Tran Le!



265+ lbs division fight between Gunnar Steigelmann (196145) and "Lucky" Salvatore Lucania (178877)

Yep, I blew this one and thought Lucania would knock Steigelman out mostly because with their knockout percentages about the same...Lucania has been knocked out less. But the heavy FEET of Steigelmann found the glass chip in that granite chin and after 1:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Gunnar Steigelmann! WAAHAAAA !!!



145 lbs division fight between Hector "Bullshit Detector" Barbosa (168682) and Umberto Sotto Jr (184807)

I figured the heavy hands of Sotto Jr and that 89% knockout record would land Sotto the win by knockout...but I failed to understand the other side which was that Barbosa has been knocked out only one time in 32 fights! Ok so lets not waste time on the lackluster preformance of both men on the ground and check the judges scorecards which show a close fight at 28:29 on all three cards in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Umberto Sotto Jr! Strangely when you count the strikes landed, you find Barbosa landed 44 strikes and Sotto landed 37. All other things basically the same, but Sotto stuffed 9 takedown attempts...so maybe judges now give points for stuffing a takedown? Interesting concept....



170 lbs division fight between Alastair Gridlock (160181) and Mark Whitehope (208384)

Both men had been racking up wins and Whitehope was on a 4-win streak, but "Gridlock would win" I said, but I wasn't sure if it would be by knockout. Again we see a ground fighter depending to heavily on takedowns and submissions and gets their head slamdanced on as they do nothing but try takedown after takedown. Whitehope attempted 26 takedowns and got only ONE. Which Gridlock reversed, stood up, and then continued to dance on Whitehopes face. Round 2, Gridlock knocked Whitehope down with a nasty headkick and when he got up he again tried a takedown, and Gridlock countered with a huge right that knocks Whitehope out cold! So at 0:35 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Alastair Gridlock!



170 lbs division fight between "The Brown Norge" Jurmas Uusisto (138062) and "The Force of Nature" Sami Sykloni (151785)

Both men being ground fighters with Uusisto having a Black belt in BJJ and Sykloni being and elite wrestler, I guess its no surprise most the fight was spent on the ground. However looking at the stats it becomes a bit confusing to see the strategy each man used. Uusisto was unable to get a takedown with 4 attempts and Sykloni attemptes 6 takedowns and got all 6. OK so then what? Well after getting 6 takedowns, Sykloni managed to land only 3 strikes. Yet in the standing, Sykloni the elite wrestler landed 27 strikes....which is where the fight was won. So perhaps a slight change in fight plans would be advisable...?

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Sami Sykloni!



185 lbs division fight between Sepp "Sub" Maier (86796) and Ben Zanotto (174152)

At first look I was gonna pick Zanotto to win by knockout since 80% of his wins are by knockout and Maier has been knocked out 14 times....but then I was amazed by Maier's 35 submissions... and thats some serious tapping! He could damn near cut a music record with all the tapping he has people doing! So for me seeing Maier make it submission number 36 was no surprise. But it WAS a surprise when Zanotto tossed Maier clear over his head and slammed him to the mat within the 1st minute. And you gotta give Zanotto credit when he was landing 90% of his ground and pound. But ultimately, after 1:53 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Sepp Maier!



185 lbs division fight between "MASTER OF DISASTER" Zlatan Spazstor (84638) and "Ill" Illias Illiadis (192937)

Spazstor comes to this fight hoping to prove he has what it takes to compete at this level despite being in the Hitokiri-13 alliance. And with 3 1/2 times as many fights as the inexperienced Illiadis, not to mention his having 10 more knockout wins that Illiadis has total fights, hopefully he can manage to pull off a win. Illiadis himself is fighting for his 1st time in a GAMMA organization so he is also looking to make his mark as well. And as the judges scores show, it was a CLOSE fight. I think of both fighters, Illiadis actually impressed me more just for doing so well against a man with such a superiour record, and he may have a very nice future ahead... Spazstor I was slightly dissappointed in as I had him figured to win by knockout, but ultimately a win is a win. And it was a great fight regardless.

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Zlatan Spazstor!



170 lbs division TITLE fight between Marshall Noir (112792) and "Sweet" Doc Chillum (102689)

Fighters LOVE having win streaks and both men had won their last 3 fights, so eager anticipation must of been fueling them both as they entered the cage. The Champion Marshall Noir is a strategy ground fighter who has more knockouts than submissions and has a Titanium chin against the challenger Doc Chillum. Chillum is more of a power striker and has 61% of his wins by knockout and somewhat weaker BJJ skills.

The Fight: Well it was simple really, Noir took control and did pretty much what he wanted to do. He got the takedown on the 2nd try and when Chillum reversed him...he reversed Chillum! Noir then threw a few strikes...advanced from full guard to half guard and then side control. Immediately slapped in the 1st submission attempt....and its OVER. WAAAHAAAAA ! Thats what Im talking about! ONE submission try, not 15 or 30...just ONE. Now theres a "master" of the art of submission!

Results: After 3:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Marshall Noir! Marshall Noir retains his welterweight title! Noir was awarded "Sub of the night"



This was a TITLE fight at 265+ lbs between Kenichi Shirahama (112324) v Kyle Carlton (123905)

The Main event is in the 265+ pound division between the Champion, Kenichi "The Strongest Disciple" Shirahama and the Challenger Kyle Carlton, resulting in a KO from strikes at 3:46 of the 3rd round.

Kenichi Shirahama had a record of 34-15-1. Shirahama is an elite ground fighter with 12 TKO's and 19 submissions to his win credits. So this man can put u in the hospital from the standing OR the ground.

Kyle Carlton had a record of 33-8-0. Carlton is an elite boxer with 33 wins ALL by knockout. Thankfully for the spirit of his opponents he is NOT invincible and has been knocked out 5 times himself.

The Fight: The 1st round was close with both men trying to impose their fight plan, Shirahama with multiple attemps to get the fight on the ground, and Carlton with multiple attempts to clinch so he can overpower. But both men defended well. 2nd round Shirahama dominated with a takedown and some GnP, but when the action slowed, the ref stood them up. After the standup Carlton had a nice flurry landing shots but the round ended with Shirahama looking to go to the ground and Carlton trying to clinch. Round 3, Shirahama lands a couple strikes to setup the takedown and gets it. Shirahama mixes up his ground and pound with a few sub attempts but seems more focused on the GnP and in the 3rd minute he rocks Carlton. Having Carlton pinned against the cage he goes for the kill and gets it! Carlton is out cold WAAHAAAA ! That was nice work by Shirahama!

Results: After 3:46 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Kenichi Shirahama! Kenichi Shirahama retains his super heavyweight title! Shirahama was awarded "KO of the night", and the fight was awarded "Fight of the night".



Well GAMMA fans this was one of the best cards I have ever seen and I think Im gonna hand around and watch the ring girls frolic around acting like they dont know anyone is watching them. So if u here a rambuctious WAAAHAAAA !!!! its probably one of them protesting when i pinch them....so this is Kim Jong-un your favorite "Screamun Koreaun" saying Good nite !.....WAAAAHAAAA" !!!

[Mentor]

GAMMA#464 Custer v Trudeau 3

Review By Kim Jong-un "The Screamun Koreaun"

 

On 21 Feb, 2015, Mentor Corleone (3503) the Owner of the incredible GAMMA (Global Association of MMA) Organization, presented GAMMA#464 Custer v Trudeau 3 (822789). This event, located at the Wombley Arena here in London, England, is proudly sponsored by GREEN!160 based in Las Vegas. Attendance of 92,201 rambuctious and noisy fight fans, was thunderous to say the least and the additional 210,709 Pay-Per-Viewers brought the total to 302,910 fans who saw this event. This event hosted two Title fights; at 185 pounds between Arthur Curry and Charlie Murphy and; at 205 pounds between Jesse Custer and Pierre Trudeau. This action-packed event had 10 fights resulting in 2 decisions and 8 men laid out on the floor. Kim Jong-un, "The Screamun Koreaun" here to walk you through the "glorious butt-whuppings". All the gory details can be found at http://www.mmatycoon.com/orgeventpublic.php?EvID=822789



185 lbs division fight between Craig Rave (78157) and Nigel "The Spoon" McHughes (154144)

The fight was well matched and the fight stats show McHughes with a slight edge in the standup....but Rave was taking him down and landed enough ground and pound to pull the victory. The judges all saw a close fight and scored it 29:28 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Craig Rave!



145 lbs division fight between "CRUSHER" Tatsuya Kawajiri (176888) and Sooper "Dooper" Mann (190661)

The fight started badly for Mann who was rocked and then knocked down in the 1st minute. But to his credit he toughed it out the next 4+ minutes and finished that round on his feet. 2nd round, was close with both men going at it like cats and dogs, and the crowd was on thier feet most the round, but it was likely Kawajiri's round. 3rd round, Kawajiri plants his feet and throws a brutal three punch combo wearing his kryptonite gloves and sends Sooper Mann swiftly into unconsciousness! Right, left, right! Boom, boom, boom! Sooper Mann "face plants" and it over! WAAAHAAAA! Thats what I'm talkin about ! WAAAHAAAA!!!!

Results: In only 5 seconds of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Tatsuya Kawajiri!



145 lbs division fight between "The Whoreson" Lik Alotadik (161997) and Jeff Gorden (143166)

Round 1 was a good round for both fighters but Gordon seemed more dominate due to landing more punches. But this fight was not about punches, it was about kicks. Alotadik came out kicking in the 2nd round and put Gordon down with a head kick seconds into the round. He waved Gordon to his feet and before the 1st minute was up, he head kicked him again and then seconds later, kicked his legs out from under him. When Gordon got up and tried a revenge kick, Alotadik dropped him with another brutal head kick and the referee jumped it to stop it. As much kicking was going on I suspect Alotadik had 3 legs going (pun intended)....WAAHAAAA !

Results: After 1:07 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lik Alotadik!



205 lbs division fight between Mertsi "Teufel Jr" Peltola (177993) and Marko Torturo (54639)

Known for his ability to go the distance, Torturo is a standup fighter with over half his victories by decision. Peltola has a black belt in BJJ and has earned 9 submissions with his BJJ skills, but he has a cracked glass chin and has been knocked out 13 times....OH...make that 14. Seems Peltola wanted to change his fight style and only tried (and got) 1 takedown and attempted a couple submissions. The rest of the fight was standing and while Peltola did well in the punching he had no kicks like Torturo did. And in the clinch it was ALL Turturo. Apparently after 2 rounds of sparring practice, Torturo decided he needed a shower and in the 3rd round came out and quickly ended it with a brutal uppercut that knocked Peltola out before he hit the floor! WAAHAAAA ! Not that great of a fight but a LOVELY ending !

Results: After 0:21 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Marko Torturo!



205 lbs division fight between James "Jimmy" Holmes (151992) and "Riiviö" Pyry Perkele (178394)

Holmes landed ONE strike in the fight. And that pretty much tells you how things went. Whats that? You want to hear the gory details of a nasty beatdown? Ok here you go... 3 1/2 minutes into the 1st round a head kick lands from Perkele that sends Holmes to the canvas and cuts him. Bleeding all over the referee and the entire ring and leaking what looked like intestines, the hapless Holmes made it to the bell. In round 2, Holmes managed to last 1 1/2 minutes before Perkele throws a perfectly timed hook and sends Holmes spiraling down to crash into the mat. Holmes tries to stagger back to his feet but Perkele just hammers him until the ref stops the fight. There ya go ya blood-thirsty bunch !

Results: After 1:17 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pyry Perkele!



205 lbs division fight between Ted Stefans (182837) and Jaako Meritähti (226114)

The 1st round seemed pretty normal and both men were throwing strikes and landing, although Stefans was throwing more and landing a LOT more... The 2nd round about 30 seconds in, Meritähti threw a right hand and Stefans counters with a nice uppercut which rocked Meritähti. But he recovers and they continue to throw strikes and even land some. About a minute later Stefans lands a big uppercut and Meritähti crumbles to the floor! But he quickly recovers and they go at it again. Just before the 4 minute mark, Stefans sends Meritähti crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut and motions to the referee to let Meritähti up. They again mix it up and just in the last seconds of the round, Meritähti looks up at the clock and Stefans lands a right hand from hell, dropping Meritähti AGAIN. Stefans pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows. Now this was a great fight but the key to victory (besides the power of Stefans) was the accuracy of Stefans. Stefans connected 56% of his strikes versus Meritähti connecting only 24% of his. If there had been no knockout the accuracy issue would of easily carried the win.

Results: After 4:51 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ted Stefans!



145 lbs division fight between Yuri Boyka (34136) and "The Balled Of" Speedy Atkins (175107)

This fight was all ACTION and we are talkin 278 strikes thrown kind action. Hell I thought it was 2 windmills fighting.... Atkins having a black belt in BJJ surprised me by attempting ZERO takedowns although he did get 3 clinches (with 14 attempts) And at the same token Boyka the elite wrestler attempted ZERO takedowns. Strangely the 2 warriors stood and duked it out and when the dust settled it was Boyka whose fan blades landed the most, earning him the decision.

Results: In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Yuri Boyka!



265+ lbs division fight between Billy Bob (181877) and Kieron "The Chief" Radebe (183758)

Before I hurt anyones feelings I should commend Billy Bob for stepping up a bit and taking a fight against a fighter who out ranked him so much. And with both fighters having virtually identical records and both being knock out fighters I was DROOLING to see this fight! There is just something I have against the sound of a final bell i guess, so I slobber over the possability of a knockout...The two men had a total of 42 fights between them and of that, only 3 had NOT ended in a knockout...so like a shark I could just SMELL a knockout in the air.... Sadly Billy Bob tried to get tricky and instead of working strikes and hoping to get a knockout, he spent an enormous amount of time and energy working 31 takedown attempts (getting ONE) and only made 2 strike attempts landing just 1. And you simply dont have much chance of winning like that. So with nothing to fear, Radebe with the Thai clinch, unleashed a brutal knee to the head and drops Bob to the mat in a crumpled heap!

Results: after 3:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Knee). Kieron Radebe! Kieron Radebe was awarded "KO of the night".



185 lbs TITLE fight between "King of the Seven Seas" Arthur Curry (92326) and Charlie "Darkness" Murphy (152460)

The Champion, Arthur Curry, had a record of 46-18-0. Curry is a sensational standup fighter with 34 (T)KOs to his credit and is on an 8 win streak.

The Challenger, Charlie Murphy had a record of 22-12-0. Murphy is an elite Muay Thai fighter with 12 (T)KOs on his record and has won his last 2 fights.

The fight: Round 1 had both fighters on the attack, throwing and landing strikes, and in general putting on a great show. Round 2 they got more defensive and both men were missing a LOT of their strikes due to defensive focus. Both rounds were taken by Murphy. Round 3 started with Curry landing several shots and then Murphy took over and just started thumpin that a$$. Around 2 minutes into the round Curry throws a wild hook which Murphy ducked under and right into a big head kick that sends him tumbling to the mat! Curry waves Murphy back to his feet and Murphy is on wobbley legs. Curry carefully waits and suddenly counters a wild Murphy right hand, with a big left that crumples Murphy! He was out before he hit the floor! WAAAHAAAA !!! Yes ! Thats a SWEET shot. WAAAHAAAA !

Results: After 1:51 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Arthur Curry! Arthur Curry retains his middleweight title! This fight received the "Fight of the night" award.



205 lbs TITLE fight between "Preacher" Jesse Custer (183716) and "The Purple Stripe" Pierre Trudeau (113658)

The Champion, Jesse Custer, had a record of 26-5-1. He is a well rounded fighter with 15 knockouts and 4 submissions to his credit.

The Challenger, Pierre Trudeau, had a record of 30-13-2. He is a elite ground fighter and has 23 knockouts to his credit.

They say third time is a charm...but who will get charmed? These 2 wariors have met twice before and the 1st time it was Custer winning by TKO due to strikes. The 2nd time they met was just last Jan 31st, ending in a majority draw. So tonights fight is a "Part 3". So we are gonna call this Round 6, seconds into the fight, Trudeau is cut, not good. Custer with a lot of kicking and Trudeau trying to clinch, but Custer is having none of that clinch stuff. Custer lands a left hand and opens Trudeau's cut even more. Easily Custers round. Round 7, Custer is administering a beating and Trudeau trying to clinch so he can avoid the long range artillery. But the shells keep landing and the 2nd Trudeau clinch attempt, Custer counters with a takedown. Custer is throwing ground and pound, and Trudeau is defending nicely but some shots are getting in. Suddenly Custer slips a nice elbow through Trudeau's hands, connecting with Trudeau's forehead and busts that cut wide open and blood is going everywhere. The referee calls the doctor in to look at Pierre Trudeau's cut, and itsssss OVER. WAAHAAAA !

Results: after 4:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Jesse Custer! Jesse Custer retains his light heavyweight title!



Well ladies and gentlemen...I hate to fart and run...but discretion is the better part of valor... This is Kim Jong-un (102643) "The Screamun Koreaun" saying "WAA choke gasp WA HAAA choke...damn...HAAA !!!! Good nite!

[Mentor]

GAMMA#465 Benett v Zivic

Review By Kim Jong-un (102643) "The Screamun Koreaun"

 

On 28 Feb, 2015, Mentor Corleone (3503) the Owner of the incredible GAMMA (Global Association of MMA) Organization, presented GAMMA#465 Benett v Zivic. This event, located at the Wombley Arena here in London, is proudly sponsored by GREEN!160 based in Las Vegas. Attendance of 93,195 screaming MMA fight fans, was thunderous to say the least and the additional 259,527 Pay-Per-Viewers brought the total to 352,722 MMA fans who saw this event. This event hosted a Title fight at 145 pounds between Timofey Boyko and Ein Stein. This action-packed event had 10 fights resulting in 4 decisions and 4 TKO's and 2 submissions. Kim Jong-un, "The Screamun Koreaun" here to walk you through the "muscle-bound slaughters". All the gory details can be found at http://www.mmatycoon.com/orgeventpublic.php?EvID=823261





170 lbs division fight between David "The Mink" Charles (150927) and Dirk Diggler (117595)

Both men coming off losses so we had a slight desperation twist in this fight and each man was here to prove something! Right away, Diggler cuts Charles with a body head combo and shortly after Charles gets a takedown. But like the other 3 takedowns Charles got during the fight, he was unable to actually DO anything once he got Diggler on the ground. The standup battle was somewhat more interesting with Diggler throwing and landing over twice as many kicks as punches and Charles throwing 57 punches and a handful of kicks. But other than the early cut, it was a pretty ho-hum fight.

Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same at 30:27 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... David Charles!



185 lbs division fight between Luivel Romero (155107) and Juan "Punch" Tamad (141247)

This is the kinda fight makes me damn glad Im not a judge! Everything was almost equal in the fight. Tamad threw 44 standing punches and landed 20. Romero threw 39 standing punches and landed 22. Both men landed 8 kicks. In the clinch, Tamad landed 1 punch and Romero landed 2. But on the ground Tamad landed 1 strike. The takedowns Tamad got 2 and Romero got 1. And Tamad got 1 clinch. Just not much to differentiate the fighters at the end of the fight. I think if Tamad would of cut a big fart he could of tipped the scales in his direction it was that close. In fact to be honest....kinda made me wish I had went and got a beer like everyone else did....YAWN.

Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same at 28:29 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Luivel Romero!



205 lbs division fight between "The Boy Who Lived" Harry Potter (83976) and Calvin Johnson (137439)

Johnson came into the fight with 22 (T)KOs out of his 27 wins and being an elite standup fighter with a record like that, I expected some serious slamdancing of poor Potter's head...until I read further and saw Johnson has a serious cracked-glass chin and has been knocked out 19 times! So with Potter being a sensational boxer/wrestler and having over 50% of his 31 wins coming by knockout...I had to bet on Potter. Being knocked out 19 times can develop a habit if you know what I mean. Like thats gotta cause some drain bamage you know? There was a bit of interesting action to note however, Both men were cut so the vampire crowd was going nuts, and while they were busy drooling, I noticed something. Johnson landed only 19% of his standing punches and Potter landed 52% of his standing punches. Yet in the clinch Johnson landed 56% of his punches and Potter landed only 22% of his punches. And SUDDENLY about 30 seconds into the 2nd round and shortly after he cut Potter with a kick, Johnson gets rocked by a Potter combination! Potter lanches a barrage and the referee stops the fight. WAA WAA WAHAAAAA !

Results: After 0:52 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Harry Potter!



265+ lbs division fight between Yorick "The Last Man" Brown (178737) and Aleksanteri "The Siberian Bear" Karelin (185978)

First strike a Karelin uppercut draws blood from Brown who has a "granite chin but has been lost 8 (T)KOs and none from cuts? Yeah thats a bit strange ha? Anyway...he returns the cut by uppercut a few minutes later, and the vampire crowd is on their feet and security is having issues keeping them back. The entire fight was a BATTLE with one noticable issue...Karelin needs to start using kicks. At this level of fighting, being one-dimensional in your fight style makes u to predictable and perhaps thats why the close decision went to Brown. Maybe if Brown would of had to protect from different attacks he would of been unable to defend them all and been hit more...and lost instead. Karelin also missed all 7 of his ground strikes and I find that difficult to understand how you can miss someone 100% of the time when you are on top of them...

Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same at 28:29 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Yorick Brown!



155 lbs division fight between Yngve Ingvar (140275) and "Lightning Kid" Atlas Kivi (134572)

Both men coming off wins and confidence is high in each camp and with 2 fighters with fairly equal ground fighting skills this fight promised to be interesting. I liked this fight right for the beginning. It was the first fight in a long time nobody was cut in the 1st minute! So in the 2nd minute Kivi is cut from an Ingvar elbow while in the clinch. Round 1 was a good round for both men as each were nicely mixing different types of strikes as they tried to see what was working and what was not, but it likely went to Ingvar. However, considering both men are BJJ Black Belts, I was surprised there were no takedown attempts or pulling guard in the clinch. But a minute into round 2, Kivi gets a takedown and of course Ingvar starts working on submissions. Kivi is throwing some ground and pound and tries a submission himself, but the referee is not impressed and stands them up. Round 3 sees Kivi with another takedown and of course Ingvar goes right to submission work...then he gets a sweep reversal from butterfly guard and into a guillotine from the top and its OVER. Tap tap tappity tap ! WAAHAAAA!!! that was some show!

Results: After 2:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Yngve Ingvar!



185 lbs division fight between "The Anaconda" Marcos Duarte (120066) and Atte "Teufel" Peltola (177978)

Can you say "ground war" ? Sure you can! Each of the 3 rounds had a takedown within 30 seconds and they shared the priviledge nicely with 2 takedowns each. I sometimes like the interesting stats in a fight. Duarte landed 3x as many standing head strikes as Peltola and threw 3x as few. But when it came to ground strikes Duarte landed only 10% and Peltola landed almost 50%. So Im thinking accuracy versus defense...There were no kicks in the fight so the fight stats seem to be telling me that due to Peltola outlanding Duarte in ground strikes...he was ahead in the fight. But...suddenly halfway through the 3rd round, from the full guard, Duarte pushed a forearm under Peltola's chin, escaped his hips, and pivoted quickly for an armbar, and before you can squeeze off a fart, Peltola was tapping madly....

Results: After 2:28 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Marcos Duarte! Duarte received "Sub of the night" award for this fight.



265+ lbs division fight between Lan "Aanallein" Mandragoran (169650) and Marcus Fenix (186326)

Well both men have 11 TKO losses, but Mandragoran being an elite standup fighter my money was on him. Round 1, Sure enough someone is cut in the first minute...its Fenix. Fenix has 3 takedown attempts stuffed and this fight stays in the standup, but Fenix actually holds his own very well until the 2nd minute of round 2 when Mandragoran lands a big right hand and follows it up with an uppercut. Then another big punch and a knee followed by a big shot to the jaw and Fenix drops to the floor. A vicious 5 strike beatdown by Mandragoran quickly dished out. WAAAHAAAA !

Results: After 2:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lan Mandragoran!Mandragoran recieved "KO of the night" award for this fight.



205 lbs division fight between Charles LaFontier (173319) and Ender Wiggin (80914)

Damn, another 1st minute cut. LaFontier clinches and elbows Wiggin and cuts him. Then the beatdown begins in earnest. Knees, punches and elbows, speaking of elbows...Wiggins gets rocked by an elbow that opens his cut even more and then LaFontier drops him with another elbow. The end. For some reason I am remembering Mike Tyson fights....

Results: After 0:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Charles LaFontier!



145 lbs division TITLE fight between Timofey "Beast" Boyko (151666) and Ein Stein (182566)

Again we see a ground fighter with to much concentration on getting the fight to the ground and then not being able to do much with that position. Stein attempted 21 takedowns and got 6 but spent most that time on the ground improving position (17 times) and landed only 4 strikes in addition to only 2 submission attempts. Pretty much a replay of the same mistakes made just last Feb 14th when Boyko crushed Stein last time they met.

Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same way at 48:47 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Timofey Boyko! Timofey Boyko retains his featherweight title! Surprise surprise surprise! I am being told this fight was awarded the "Fight of the night" award. Okayyyyy



205 lbs division fight between Fritzie "The Croatian Comet" Zivic (146462) and "I want to Vomit" Scotty Bennet (167187)

This fight I had great anticipation for. Both fighters are on a win streak, Zivic with 8 wins and Bennet with 3 wins. They are both sensational, well-rounded fighters with their weak areas both in the BJJ abilities. Neither man has a glass chin but both men have knockout power. So I figured this could easily end by knockout or be a battle royale for all 5 rounds. So what happened? Well both men are throwing and landing and sure enough its a war, and can u believe it? nobody was cut in the 1st minute! So the 2nd minute Zivic gets cut when Bennet counters and now the vampire crowd is getting restless. Round one to the war ends with Zivic probably taking it on the scorecards. Round 2, Bennet is kicking and not punching and both fighters show fatigue from the non-stop battle when Zivic drops a shoulder and throws an uppercut that cracks Bennet right on the button knocking him down. Seizing the moment Zivic jumps on him and finishes the job with more strikes. WAAHAAAA !!! Thats was AWESOME !

Results: After 0:51 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Fritzie Zivic! Jubilation from Zivic, and sadness from Bennet who tells the crowd he is going to retire.



Well GAMMA fans I just recieved verification my sexy wife has spent all my money and the bank account is dry so I think Im gonna go put my foot up her arse. WAAAHAAAA !!!! ....so this is Kim Jong-un your favorite "Screamun Koreaun" saying Good nite ! and WAAAAHAAAA" !!!

[Mentor]

GAMMA#466 Colossus v Malone Review

 

Review By Rabid Alien (102643) "The Screamun Koreaun"

On 28 Feb, 2015, Mentor Corleone (3503) the Owner of the incredible GAMMA (Global Association of MMA) Organization, presented GAMMA#466 Colossus v Malone. This event, located at the LA Memorial Colossuseum here in Los Angeles, is proudly sponsored by GREEN!160 based in Las Vegas. Attendance of 92,723 screaming MMA fight fans, was thunderous to say the least and the additional 240,173 Pay-Per-Viewers brought the total to 332,896 MMA fans who saw this event. This event hosted a Title fight at 265 pounds between Tio Malone and Jt Colossus. This action-packed event had 10 fights resulting in 4 decisions and 6 TKO's. Kim Jong-un, "The Screamun Koreaun" here to walk you through the "attempted murders". All the gory details can be found at http://www.mmatycoon.com/orgeventpublic.php?EvID=823262



145 lbs division fight between John Bonham (145462) and Sher Shah "the molotov" Suri (182892)

These 2 fighters are both used to going the distance and they do it again. There were no great fireworks or spectacular moments and I dont think I saw ANYONE come up out of their seats....except to go get a beer... It was a standup fight and Bonham showed he had some clinch ability and they both mixed up kicking with their punching rather nicely...but all in all...its was about like watching a spongbob rerun....

Results: All 3 judges saw the fight the same at 29:28 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... John Bonham!



155 lbs division fight between Will Genia (215703) and Antonis "The Bullet" Skayias (218578)

I'm gonna call this a "quick thumpin" because it didn't last long enough to be called a beatdown. Skayias should change name from "The Bullet" to "The Musketball" because he landed only one strike as Genia machine-gunned him down with "kick-coated Skayias-piercing" strikes.

Results: After 0:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Will Genia!



185 lbs division fight between Lenny Astro (170070) and Julio "The Juggernaut" El Toro (180266)

Interesting matchup with 2 elite ground fighters whose fight stats show they are pretty evenly matched on the ground. The standup was where you could see the biggest difference however. Round 1, El Toro partially lands a high kick which cuts Astro. El Toro with a takedown and a submission attempt but Astro reverses him. Undeterred, El Toro tries a few more submissions until the round ends easily in favor of El Toro. Between rounds Astro is looking in a mirror and sees how butt ugly he looks with a cut, and apparently decided some revenge was in order and went right out and cut El Toro with a nice combination and landed enough ugliness to win that round. Round 3, Astro isnt happy with his revenge cut and viciously attacks El Toro and is working him over like a red-headed step child. Under the barrage of blows, El Toro stumbles backwards against the cage. Astro steps forward with a right cross that connects with El Toro's jaw, simultaneously knocking him out, and sending his mouthpiece into the crowd! WAAAHAAAAA !! That was just lovely ! There is just something about mouthpieces flying through the air.... WAAAHAAAAA !!

Results: After 0:12 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Lenny Astro!



170 lbs division fight between "Cocaine Is Hullava Drug" Rick James (143516) and Oberyn "The Model" Martell (156085)

Story of this fight was WAR...a standup war it was. Elbows, Head kicks, Body kicks, Leg kicks, head and body knee strikes and punches...LOTS of punches. Head punches, body punches, combos...hell, I think I even saw a toe punch! A total of 238 strikes thrown and 103 landed. And we ain't talking a one-sided show either...BOTH men were throwing EVERYTHING. This fight had something for everybody...except blood and a knockout...or a knockdown even. Hard to imagine that many strikes without any serious damage. I have seen sparring matches with more pain inflicted...but it was without question quite a show. WAAAHAAAA !!

Results: The 3 judges saw the fight slightly different at 28:29/28:30/28:29 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rick James!



185 lbs division fight between "The Cannibal" Karl Denke (63718) and Hektor Troy (160259)

Another standup fight with the only ground action occurring in the last 30 seconds and nothing worth mentioning. But the 14 1/2 minutes of standup was about quantity and not so much quality/accuracy. If it was about accuracy then Troy who landed 57% of his strikes would of beaten Denke who landed 39% of his strikes. Now 39% is NOT a bad deal...specially when u throw 139 of them.

Results: The 3 judges saw the fight the same at 27:30 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Karl Denke!



170 lbs division fight between Melvin "Dark Seer" Manhoef (98763) and Stanly Williams (174422)

Within seconds Williams got a takedown and managed to drop some ground and pound, and that was the best minute of the fight for him. Once the referee stood them up, Manhoef took over the fight and showed some incredible accuracy close range in the clinch, landing 9 strikes out of 9 thrown. !00% is about as good as it gets I am told... 2nd round, almost 2 minutes into the round, Williams gets hit by the mother of all head kicks and drops to the canvas in a crumpled heap! Game over, BAM ! Just like that, a 4 win streak ended ! WAAAHAAAA !!

Results: After 1:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Melvin Manhoef!



145 lbs division fight between Meat Beater (174503) and "The Candyman" Willy Wonka (159900)

Well as expected, a ground fighter like Wonka would be working on getting the fight to the ground and he worked it hard 23 times and actually got it 4 times. But once on the ground he spent most the time improving position (9 times) and tried for a submission only 5 times. His standing game was also pretty putrid with 40 strikes thrown and only 7 landed. Thats so piss-poor Im not even gonna get my calculator out... And in the 3rd round Wonka caught a straight right hand counter to one of his predictable takedown attempts. Beater on the other hand, showed his sensational skills sensationally... landing 37 strikes out of 71 thrown. Thats 52% and I have seen champions do worse. So its no surprise to me the outcome.

Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same at 27:30 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Meat Beater!



265+ lbs division fight between "American Psycho" Patrick Bateman (180187) and Fat Gorrila (204973)

Not to be mean but I didnt have any trouble predicting this fight what-so-ever. All 9 of Gorrila's losses were from knockouts, and Bateman has 24 of his 25 wins coming by knockout. Im surprised that even with a "me Tarzan you Jane" kinda mentality, that Gorrila even took this fight. Must need money really bad at the Gorrila household... BUT, you gotta give some credit....It took Bateman until the 3rd round to get the job done. So what happened in round 1 and 2? Lets see.... Round 1, Gorrila loving Bateman and constantly trying to hug him and when Bateman wont allow the hugs they get to kicking each other. In fact Bateman kicked the legs out from under Gorrila at one point. Round 2, Gorrila has decided to forgive Bateman and trys to hug him some more, but Bateman is playing hard to get and keeps pushing Gorrila away and kicking him. Which Gorrila returns and it looks like a kicking war here. Round 3, Bateman cracks Gorrila with a hook to the jaw and rocks him, and then lands a nasty kick on Gorrila's neck which knocks him down and Bateman pounces and starts bouncing bombs off his head until the referee stops the fight. WAAHAAA HAAAA !!!

Results: After 0:31 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick & Punches). Patrick Bateman! This fight was awarded "Fight of the night".



170 lbs division fight between Kris Hong (204017) and Yeshua "I AM" Immanuel (123742)

With two elite standup fighters, I guess is no surprise it was a standup fight. But I was unimpressed with both men's accuracy. Hong landed 38% of his strikes and Immanuel landed 34%. But to be fair thats also an issue of defense i suppose. But utimately it wouldnt matter much since the fight was ended suddenly and unexpectedly in the 2nd round, when Hong rocked Immanuel with some short punches in the clinch and then followed up with an uppercut that dropped him to his knees! Continuing to fire away, Hong forced the referee to jump in and stop the fight. WAAAHAAAA! And to think I was just about to go get a beer...

Results: After 0:45 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kris Hong!



TITLE fight at 265 lbs division between Tio Malone (182171) and "The WarWagon" Jt Colossus (1688)

The Champion, Jt Colossus, had a record of 47-32-1. JT has 36 (T)KOs and 6 submissions to his credit, but also carries an glass chin record of 24 (T)KO losses. Colossus is an elite boxer who in 81 fights has only gone the distance 11 times. And at the age of 42 years old that could very well become an issue.

The Challenger, Tio Malone, had a record of 11-2-0. Tio has all 12 of his wins coming by knochout and only 2 losses. Malone has NEVER heard the final bell in a fight, so his stamina could be in question even though he is 30 years old.

Well at 42 years old the "War Wagon" Colossus was still out there kickin butt and had won his last 3 fights by knockout, but the upcoming 30 year old Malone has been wading thru the heavyweight ranks like a battleship and had a 6 knockout win streak that he just made 7, as he rudely ripped the belt out of the old mans hands.

The fight: Both men start cautiously showing great respect for the other warrior's ability and were missing strikes and trying to find the distance without getting damaged. Malone lands the first strikes and its almost a minute into the fight before Colossus lands his 1st strike. Both men defending nicely and few strikes are landing. Malone pins Colossus against the cage and is landing some big shots that have the referee in there watching closely but it was just after they pulled apart that Malone sends Colossus crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Letting him up, Malone drops Colossus with a straight left! Malone then dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!

Results: After 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tio Malone! Tio Malone is the new heavyweight champion! Tio Malone was awarded "KO of the night".



Well ladies and gentlemen...and I use those terms loosely...its time to say goodnite. I hear my helicopter on the roof ready to take me to the White House so I can advise King Obama on Korean penisula relations. This is Kim Jong-un (102643) "The Screamun Koreaun" saying "WAAAHAAAA !! Good nite!

[Mentor]

GAMMA Gossip#45

 

It has been 2014 since the last edition of GAMMA Gossip, so i decided to do an update of the most important recent GAMMA headline news!

Renan St Juste becomes 4 time champ

Renan St Juste recently has become the first 4 time champ of GAMMA! Renan became a first time champ as early as 2013-02-10 when he beat then champion Forrest Gump in their rematch. He then went to become the #1 fighter of the world in 2013 and GAMMA fighter of the year. It seemed that he was on decline from then on, but since 2014-07-19 he has been on a 11-2-1 run. In fact the only fighter he lost to in that time was Marshall Noir. His recent capture of the title was a KO win over Yeshua Immanuel. Remarkably this was their first fight together, even though Yeshua has been with us since August 2013. At 37y of age Renan does not seem to be slowing down at all. His manager said about Renan "his chin is fine, he is not declining at all, so he should be fighting into his 40s at this rate!"

GAMMA signing spree

GAMMA has been on an active signing spree as of late recruiting several top 500 p4p ranked fighters including Josiah Bartlet, Fernando Alves, Alexander Povetkin, Bobby Bishop, Iivana Jalo, Michael Proctor all in the space of the past month. The most significant signings are top 100 ranked fighters Billy Danze and Ricard Cuenca which have already been booked in title fights in the 265 and 185lbs divisions respectively.

Karl Denke comeback

When manager Jay Stoner brought back Karl Denke with us in October 2014, it was considered to be just for a couple of final fights before retirement. What was not expected is a title run! Karl went 5-2 and at the age of 39y and competed with veteran Arthur Curry for the 185lbs title. Unfortunately for Karl though he lost the fight by TKO in the second round. What is shocking though is that this is the first ever KO loss for Denke in his 62 fight career! Karl Denke is a lock in for the GAMMA Hall of Fame and is expected to be inducted on retirement after holding the title 2 times back in 2011 and 2012.

Tamias Poochyena rises from the dead

Tamias Poochyena was a huge up and comer for GAMMA ever since moving over from Versus in 2014, however after going 10-1-2, he mysteriously vanished! In fact legend has it that he was up somewhere on a temple in Tibet refining his art (actually his Seppo Koskinen, his manager went inactive for a few months, lol). Since coming back he has been unleashing devastation in the GAMMA 265+ destroying 2 future hall of famers in Kenichi Shirahama and Jt Colossus in a 5-0 run to the title. Can Lan Mandragoran stop his run in their upcoming title fight? It will be seen.

Ein Stein hit by changes

One of the worse hit after the changes to the MMA Tycoon fight engine is super star Ein Stein. He was on a 8-0 streak, 145 lbs top fighter of the world and BOOM! New and highly unexpected game engine change which basically made grappling useless. The TWGC 6 time contestant stated that "this is bullshit!" in protest to the changes which lead to him going 0-4 since then! Mr Gutz (his manager) is taking this to the high courts (ie contacting Mike Tycoon). An update to the fight engine is expected soon.

Jt Colossus oldest GAMMA fighter

He is old.............too old. In fact his ID is 1688!!!! We have ID's 275k walking around these days. When Jt joined us, it was supposedly to retire after fighting in the first super org (Pride) back in early 2009, then having runs in The Syndicate, Syn, VFC, APF among others. But, Jt had other plans! Since joining, Jt has went on to 41 total fights in GAMMA! At the age of 41, he completed his GAMMA dream to win a title after beating (then defending) against Lan Mandragoran. He is currently #5 in the all time fights list and #2 in the all time KO list. He has a KO ratio of 50%!!! He said he will be retiring soon, but not after KOing a few up and comers...........he followed that up with a KO win over GAMMA contender graduate Jules Winnfield. His next fight will be against another 20 something year old fighter in Gunnar Steigelmann, currently on a 4-0 win streak and has ambitions on the title, but he will need to get past the old veteran if he wants to get there.

Kenichi retires and inducted to HOF

A true legend to retire this week is Kenichi Shirahama. He is a multiple time 265 and 265+ champ. He was a big target for GAMMA, ever since his days in ONI and when they closed doors, the first to come knocking was Mentor with a lucrative contract. His career did not start as expected after losing to Jt Colossus (they fought 2 times after that, wins for Kenichi). Kenichi has been involved in some of the most exciting rivalries. Besides the one with Jt, he had rivalries with Patrick Bateman, Buster Grimes, Evander Holyshit, Kyle Carlton and Simon Williams. Arguably the best 265-265+ submission fighter to ever fight the game (he is ranked #1 among GAMMA 265/265+ in total submissions with 8), it was a RNC over Jack Neely which secured him a silver medal in the first ever official Tycoon Olympics.

He was also hit bad by the recent anti grapplers fight engine and has since went 0-3 (his only 3 fight losing streak) to end his carrer early.

[Mentor]

GAMMA#467 Kenichi v Tamias

 

Review By Kim Jong-un (102643) "The Screamun Koreaun"

On 7 March, 2015, Mentor Corleone (3503) the owner of the original GAMMA (Global Association of MMA) Organization, presented GAMMA#467 Kenichi v Tamias event for the viewing pleasure of MMA fans around the globe. This event, located at the LA Memorial Colossuseum here in Los Angeles, is proudly sponsored by GREEN!160 based in Las Vegas. Attendance of 93,031 screaming MMA fight fans, was thunderous to say the least and the additional 195,770 Pay-Per-Viewers brought the total to 288,801 MMA fans who saw this event. This event hosted 2 Title fights: one at 155 pounds between Diego Sanchez and Krystian Wojnasiewicz, and the other between Tamias Poochyena and Kenichi Shirahama for the SuperHeavyWeight Championship. This action-packed event had 10 fights resulting in 4 decisions and 6 TKO's. Kim Jong-un, "The Screamun Koreaun" here to walk you through the "thick-necked low-brow survival competitions". All the tendon-twisting, nose-breaking details can be found at http://www.mmatycoon.com/orgeventpublic.php?EvID=823837



185 lbs division fight between Ben Zanotto (174152) and Arstan "The Bold" Selmy (196913)

Zanotto went straight to a takedown and basically started putting a thumpin on Selmy. Selmy worked hard to improve position, but Zanotto had him against the cage and drops in an elbow and follows up with some more strikes and its lights out ! WAAAHAAAA !!

Results: After 3:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Ben Zanotto!



205 lbs division fight between Lars "Blitzkreig" Voller (183546) and Mertsi "Teufel Jr" Peltola (177993)

Voller clinches and they trade shots resulting in Peltola being cut. And then the beatdown commences. Peltola is blocking a lot of punches...but Voller is landing plenty. Peltola is pinned against the cage and Voller rocks him with an uppercut. Voller pushes Peltola into the cage and when he bounces off the cage, Voller meets him with a stiff elbow that drops him and then piles on more strikes until the referee stops the fight.

Results: After 2:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lars Voller!



155 lbs division fight between Augustus "The Last Prince" Belvedere IV (123199) and Parvati Mellia (184568)

Both men attacking a bit wildly but they are really going at it. Belvedere is mixing in some kicks nicely and Mellia is all fists. They go around and around for a minute or so and then Belvedere knocks Mellia down with a right hand but then waves him back up. Melia stands but hes rocked, and Belvedere's right hand makes short work of a brutal finish and Mellia is out cold.

Results: After 2:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Augustus Belvedere IV!



145 lbs division fight between "The Balled Of" Speedy Atkins (175107) "The Whoreson" Lik Alotadik (161997)

With 16 knockouts out of 20 wins I figured this was gonna be a win for Alotadik but Atkins is a strategy fighter with 24 of his 40 fights going all the way to prove his ability to avoid playing the other mans game, and that was the deciding factor in this fight. With the standing fight reasonably close, Atkins clinchwork pulled off the extra points needed to win by outlanding Alotadik, 16 strikes to 5.

Results: The judges saw this fight somewhat differently at 28:30.28:29/28:29 In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Speedy Atkins!



265+ lbs division fight between Jules "Bad Ass Mother Fucker" Winnfield (211191) and Zeus "God King" Leonidas (219424)

Well both men had much to prove in this fight. This was Leonidas debut in the GAMMA organization, and he had won the last 3 of his fights in Contenders Organization so of course he wanted to show he has what it takes to run with the big dogs. His opponent Winnfield despite having a granite chin, has been getting his butt chewed by the big dogs and had lost all 3 of his fights since being signed by the GAMMA organization. So here is the story...Of course someone always gets cut in the 1st minute so with the first punch Winnfield is cut by a jab from Leonidas. Leonidas is mixing his punches up nicely with a few kicks and even a takedown attempt in the 1st minute as Winnfield is playing defense and getting in some counter shots. 2nd minute sees Winnfield go for the clinch and start landing some shots, so Leonidas pulls guard and manages to control Winnfeilds GnP work until the referee stands them up again. Right away Leonidas is cut by a straight right hand. Both fighters are really going at it, but the round ends with Leonidas looking to be the more aggressive. Round 2, The very 1st strike is a head kick from Winnfield that knocks Leonidas down, just to be waved back to his feet. But it looks like Leonidas wasnt hurt so bad and he is landing shots and looking for a takedown. Winnfield attacks and manages to open Leonidas's cut up more. Leonidas goes for a takedown and Winnfield drops his a$$ with a right hand, and when he gets to his feet, Winnfield ends it with another right hand. WAAHAAAAA !!! Thats was an AWESOME fight !!!

Results: After 1:29 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jules Winnfield! Winnfield was awarded "KO of the night" for the knockout.



265+ lbs division fight between "Top Shelf" Giuseppe Maldini (189076) and Eric Cartman (142643)

Well there was no cut in the 1st minute OR in the 2nd minute, so this fight is already a freak show. Maldini with a granite chin and 16 knockouts out of 17 wins is coming off back to back losses to Tio Malone (182171) and will be looking to re-establish himself. Cartman has knockout power expressed in 16 out of 22 wins being from knockouts, but he also has a plastic chin with 10 KO losses on the books. Anyway, as I was saying this fight gonna be a freak show... and I present the facts to support my theory. Cartman used a new strategy called the "clinch assualt" and he worked it hard with as many clinch attempts as he had standing strike attempts. And IN the clinch he landed as many strikes (4) as Maldine landed TOTAL. Yet Maldini used a new strategy also. I'm gonna call it the "Make it count" strategy. In 5 minutes and 5 seconds he landed only 4 strikes, and one of them cut Cartman and another one knocked him out. End of the freak show. WAA ? HA? HA?

Results: After 0:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick and Punches). Giuseppe Maldini!



170 lbs division fight between "Superfly" Jimmy Snuka (159898) and "Rip" Rufus McTearson (186694)

Both men coming off a loss, and this being the always interesting matchup of a standing fighter versus a ground fighter, this fight had the excitement promise of a burning barn... So what actually happened? Clinches, Snuka. Takedowns, Snuka. Sub attempts, Snuka. Standing/Clinch strikes, dead even. Ground strikes Snuka had 3 land and McTearson had zero. This fight was awesome for beer sales which I'm told increased 40% during this 3 rounds of bordom. YAWN

Results: The 3 judges saw things a bit differently at 28:29/28:29/27:30 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jimmy Snuka!

FA search of the week, do spin and win if anyone good on the list.

Next was the C0-Main event with a TITLE fight at 155 lbs between Diego "Nightmare" Sanchez (142862) and Krystian "Wojna" Wojnasiewicz (159688)

Can you say "REMATCH"? Oh yeah baby, this was festering and ready to pop like a big swollen zit in the middle of a forehead. Every since January 24th when Sanchez lost the belt to Wojnasiewicz in a Unanimous decision, he has been eating, breathing and sleeping rematch. I heard for relaxation he even has a dartboard with Wojnasiewicz's picture on it. So what happened? Well despite Wojnasiewicz getting 3 takedowns, there was no ground action at all. Sanchez had a slight edge in the clinch war but the standing war was where the action was. Sanchez looked like a fan as he thru nonstop strikes with all limbs totalling 164 strikes thrown with 66 landed. Wojnasiewicz wasn't exactly on vacation either as he windmilled his own 87 strikes with 49 landing. Thinking back to the war they had some weeks back I can say this was not a repeat...but the incredible war they had was more like, "continued". Almost like watching Alien VS Predator i and ll and wondering if there will be a lll. WAAAHAAAAA !!!!

Results: One judge has recent eye surgury or maybe a bad case of blinkitus because the scorecards were 48:48/46:50/46:50 in favor of your winner, by majority decision... Diego Sanchez! Diego Sanchez is the new lightweight champion! This fight was awarded "Fight of the night".



Our final fight of the night is the Main event and is a TITLE fight in the 265+ lbs division between Tamias Poochyena (135965) and Kenichi "The Strongest Disciple" Shirahama (112324)

As you would expect an elite ground fighter like Shirahama is looking for the takedown and the elite standup fighter is throwing shots to keep him away, but after several tries Shirahama manages to get the takedown and then starts throwing ground and pound and mixes in a submission attempt nicely. And just before the round ends, he manages to get full mount and rock Poochyena who survives to the bell. Round 2, Shirahama straight to the takedown but Poochyena shoves him off and gains his feet only to be quickly taken down again. Poochyena wants to get to his feet but Shirahama is controlling him well for a time, but eventually Poochyena makes it to his feet. Once on his feet, Poochyena changes tactics a bit and starts kicking and throwing body shots to slow Shirahama down and the round ends with Poochyena likely taking it. Round 3, Pretty predictable but Shirahama dont get his takedown until the last minute and barely has time to try for a submission. Round 4, Poochyena still kicking and of course Shirahama waits for the right moment and gets a takedown. Poochyena reverses him and then takes a rest until the referee stands them up again, and they go at it until the bell sounds. Round 5, pretty much a copy of previous rounds...Poochyena kicking and Shirahama with a takedown and submission attempt then a standup...end of round. Excellent fight with lots of action.

Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same at 45:50 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tamias Poochyena! Tamias Poochyena is the new super heavyweight champion!



Well MMA fans its been real and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun....so Im gonna go jump in the pool with some Vegas strippers who invited me earlier...offered to pay me...but I said I would hand with them for free...THIS time. Kim Jong-un, "The Screamun Koreaun" outta here! WAAAAHAAAAA !!!

[Mentor]

GAMMA#468 Curry v Keller

 

Review By Kim Jong-un (102643) "The Screamun Koreaun"

On 14 March, 2015, Mentor Corleone (3503) the owner of the original GAMMA (Global Association of MMA) Organization, presented GAMMA#468 Curry v Keller event for the viewing pleasure of MMA fans around the globe. This event, located at the Wombley Arena here in London, is proudly sponsored by GREEN!160 based in Las Vegas

This event hosted a Title fight at 185 pounds between Arthur Curry and Virgil Keller for the Middleweight Championship. This action-packed event had 10 fights resulting in 3 knockouts and 6 decisions with 1 submission. Kim Jong-un, "The Screamun Koreaun" here to walk you through the "sweaty unshaven encounters". All the tendon-twisting, nose-breaking details can be found at http://www.mmatycoon.com/orgeventpublic.php?EvID=824286

185 lbs division fight between Nigel "The Spoon" McHughes (154144) and "The American Dragon" Daniel Bryan (186970)

McHughes was an eagle-eyed demon in the standup and landed an amazing 85% of his standing strikes and also got 100% of his takedowns (3). Everything was working like clockwork for McHughes until he got to the ground and thats where it fizzled and splooged....blah yuck. Bryan? Did you say Bryan? Oh yeah...he was there... I could feel the wind...punches and kicks both flapping in the wind and missing 71% of the time, I almost had to turn up my collor...

Results: The 3 judges see the fight slightly different at 28:29/27:30/27:30 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Nigel McHughes!

145 lbs pounds division fight between Danny White (229844) and Jeff Gorden (143166)

White landed around 50% of his standing strikes but his clinchwork flat SUCKED. Between the 17 takedown attempts totalled between the two...it was mostly amazing how LITTLE time was spent on the ground.

Results: All 3 judges see it a close fight at 28:29 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Danny White!

265+ lbs division fight between Giordano "The Truth" Bruno (177363) and "Lucky" Salvatore Lucania (178877)

Lucania showed excellent Muay Thai skills and was landing more of his kicks and knees than his punches. Bruno wasnt napping however, he was on his own mission and it was being lethally administered with over 50% of his standing strikes landing. In the clinch was where Bruno was not doing well against that Muay Thai attack. Excellent fight. WAAHAAAA !!!

Results: We have a judge-twister scores at 29:28/28:29/29:28 in favor of your winner, by split decision... Giordano Bruno!

185 lbs division fight between Hector "Hammerhead" Williams (151289) and Craig Rave (78157)


Well they came out and danced a few steps and then Williams lands a big head kick that sends Rave tumbling to the mat! Williams waves Rave back to his feet and BOOM! Williams lands a beautiful left hook that drops Rave again. Rave tries to recover but Williams is landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Rave lies motionless on the canvas. B-R-U-T-A-L. WAAHAAAAAA !!!! omg that was a nasty display of "thumping arse"

Results: After 0:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hector Williams!

205 lbs division fight between Marko Torturo (54639) and Cormac Gutz (161532)

What a WAR. This was a standup battle with everything flying from both fighters. Head, leg, body kick and punches, even combos from both men and in the clinch...its all punches. No Muay Thai to be seen...

Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same at 28:29 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Marko Torturo!


170 lbs division fight between "The Brown Norge" Jurmas Uusisto (138062) and "Dai tuong" Phan Tran Le (162219)

Its all Uusisto imposing his will and getting takedowns and submission work and in the 3rd round Uusisto scores with a jab to the head, and Le is rocked! But Le manages to hang in there and Uusisto just continues to dominate him with takedown/submission work and generally "punked him out". Handled him like a dolly...

Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same at 27:30 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jurmas Uusisto!

185 lbs division fight between "Ill" Illias Illiadis (192937) and Sepp "Sub" Maier (86796)

36 submission wins speaks volumes, and what speakes even louder is when a fighter with only 3 submission wins, wins by submission, versus an old veteran with 36 submission wins experience. WOW...I smell a bright future.....

Yep, that speaks loudly. Illiadis just put some submission schooling on the old master and beaten Sepp "Sub" Maier at his own game. Im hearing that loudly.... WAAAHAAAAA !!!

Results: After 1:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Illias Illiadis! Illiadis was awarded "Sub of the night".

185 lbs division fight between Charlie "Darkness" Murphy (152460) and "The Lion Of Matema" Baraka Simengwa (192358)

Results: After 0:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Charlie Murphy!

170 lbs division fight between Renan St Juste (102580) and "Superfly" Jimmy Snuka (159898)

Snuka seemed the more aggressive but St Juste was landing his shots as well, picking away and countering Snukas wild striking. Snuka throwing a lot of combinations and St Juste picking his shots and making them count...and thats exactly how the fight ends. St Juste trading jabs, rocks Snuka, and next thing u know Snuka face plants. WAAAHAAAAA !!! That was LOVELY !

Results: After 1:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Renan St Juste! Renan St Juste was awarded "KO of the night".

185 lbs division TITLE fight between "King of the Seven Seas" Arthur Curry (92326) and "Vodoo Child" Virgil Keller (178804)

Smack in the beginning, Keller pisses Curry off with a nicely landed straight right hand. Curry goes ballistic and swarms Keller and has the referee watching closely as he lands some big shots. 2nd round, both men still ocassionally kicking and Curry landing the best shots including starting the 3rd round with a good leg kick. Curry and Kelly BOTH kicking with Kelly using counter-moves, and is rewarded by a crotch-shot from Curry late in the round. Excellent performance by both men but the round likely went to Curry. 4th round, again Curry starts the round by landing a kick on his favorite kick-toy Keller. And continues to land shots and Keller counters and defends. Then Keller is cut by a head-kick and the fight is turning into a beatdown...as Keller is tired and Curry is picking up the pace. Round 5, starts a bit differently as Curry rushes into a clinch which Keller wont stand for and its back to standing war and they are both going at it. Curry using countermoves and landing shots as the fight ends. EXCELLENT FIGHT ! WAAAHAAAA !!!

Results: Ever notice how few title fights go the distance? Judges see the fight slightly different at 49:46/50:46/50:45 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Arthur Curry! Arthur Curry retains his middleweight title! This fight was awarded "Fight of the night".

This review of blood-froth and twisted lungs has been brought to you by the ever-lovable Nuke-stroking Screamun Koreaun, Kim Jong-un (102643) WAAAHAAAAA WAAA !AA WAAA !

[Mentor]

GAMMA#469 Malone v Bateman

 

Review Rabid Alien (102643)

On 21 March, 2015, Mentor Corleone (3503) the owner of the original GAMMA (Global Association of MMA) Organization, presented GAMMA#469 Malone v Bateman event for the viewing pleasure of MMA fans around the globe. This event, located at the LA Memorial Colossuseum here in Los Angeles, is proudly sponsored by GREEN!160 based in Las Vegas. This event hosted two Title fights. At 265 pounds we had a title fight between Patrick Bateman and Tio Malone; and at 170 pounds we had a title fight between Marshall Noir and Kris Hong. This action-packed event had 10 fights resulting in 2 knockouts and 7 decisions and 1 majority draw. So it was a LONG night at the Colossuseum with so many fights going the distance, but the beer sales set records I am told. All the tendon-twisting, nose-breaking details can be found at http://www.mmatycoon.com/orgeventpublic.php?EvID=824847



145 lbs division fight between Mike "Big Pimpin" Henderson (147392) and Hector "Bullshit Detector" Barbosa (168682)

Action. and...action...and more action. This fight was a "no-blinker" cause if u blinked u would miss something...these 2 warriors really went at it. BOTH men with every kind of punch and every kind of kick during the standup war. Barbosa was clinching and both men after the takedowns, but it was mostly Henderson's game on the ground.

Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same at 27:30 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mike Henderson!



170 lbs division fight between Oberyn "The Model" Martell (156085)and Genghis "The Mongoloid" Khan (198249)

Musta been action night here or maybe some heavy caffeine in the Colossuseum coffee because this fight would of made the energizer bunny jeolous. It was a badass war in the clinch and quite nasty in the standing. But Martell landed more in the standing and defended well in the ground fight so...

Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same at 27:30 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Oberyn Martell!



185 lbs division fight between Hektor Troy (160259) and Lenny Astro (170070)

This was a standup fight and it was all about quantity and accuracy. Astro threw 33 strikes and landed 10 for a strike percentage of 30%. Troy threw 107 strikes and landed 55 for a strike percentage of 51%. And that says a lot about why...

Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same at 30:27 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hektor Troy!



185 lbs division fight between Luivel Romero (155107) and Atte "Teufel" Peltola (177978)

Straight away Romero lands a hook and cuts Peltola. Strange fight to call I found, since they spent so much time on the ground busy as hell improving position and not much else. In addition to that, both fighters had very little clinch work effort. But the standing showed Romero with twice as many strikes landed as Peltola who was apparently too busy with the takedowns.

Results: The judges see the fight somewhat differently and post scorecards showing 29:29/30:28/29:29 for a majority draw!



265+ lbs division fight between Marcus Fenix (186326) and Yorick "The Last Man" Brown (178737)

Fenix dominated the standup and the ground fight, with neither man racking up much credit in the clinch war. But seems they both had a cup of the Colossuseum coffee as well because they were both very active with punches and kicks. Somehow though...this dont seem a fight I will remember for very long....

Results: The 3 judges see the fight slightly differently at 27:30/27:30/28:29 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Marcus Fenix!



155 lbs division fight between Will Genia (215703) and Yngve Ingvar (140275)

Both men come out and start a kicking war. Then Genia gets busy clinching and breaking clinch and kicking like a mule with itchy balls until Ingvar counters with a quick right hand and rocks him. Ingvar quickly follows up with a big uppercut and Genia crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Genia looks OK. Ingvar waves Genia back to his feet! But Genia shows his heart and toughs it out to the end of the round and actually manages to win this fight ! WAAAHAAAA !!! I really love it when a fighter looks to be finished and comes back to win.

Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same at 28:29 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Will Genia!



145 lbs division fight between Yuri Boyka (34136) and Meat Beater (174503)

Boyka lands first and Beater throws a combination and cuts Boyka. Other than that it was a good fight and quite close with Beater landing 44 strikes and Boyka landing 48 strikes. There was no ground work or clinching either, they just stood there and duked it out.

Results: The judges see the fight differently at 30:27/28:29/28:29 in favor of your winner, by split decision... Yuri Boyka!



265+ lbs division fight between Gunnar Steigelmann (196145) and "The Divine Singer" Freddie Mercury (135925)

Steigelmann comes out kicking and lands a jab that cuts Mercury. Steigelmann taunts Mercury telling him "You're gunna get knocked out" and then knocks Mercury to the mat with a vicious uppercut. Steigelmann jumps on Mercury like a cat on a mouse and is just hammering him until the referee jumps in to stop the beatdown.

Results: After 0:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Gunnar Steigelmann!



The Co-Main event was a TITLE fight at 170 pounds between Marshall Noir (112792) and Kris Hong (204017)

Noir straight to a takedown and a submission attempt. Hong defending well against the ground and pound and gets a reversal, but didnt impress the referee who stands them up. Noir again with a takedown but Hong is defending well and advances position and denies Noir anything to impress the referee, who stands them up again. Noir seems to have a disagreement with the referee on where the fight will occur and goes straight for the takedown again just in time for the bell. Round 2, Noir lands an uppercut and Hong crotch-kicks him for it. Takes Noir a minute to get around to another takedown try, but sure enough he gets a takedown and starts trying submissions again. Round 3, SURPRISE ! Noir straight to the takedown but Hong reverses him and rides his new pony until the referee stands them up. But predictable as the tide, Noir insists on a ground fight and takes Hong down again and tries to submit him. Round 4, Noir must be getting tired and it took him almost 2 minutes to get a takedown and Hong getting good practice at reversing him, does it again. Round 5, again it takes a couple minutes until Noir can manage the takedown. He is working hard to finish the fight and is landing some nasty ground and pound and Hong has his hands over his head blocking the strikes. Noir is mixing in submission attempts as well, but the fight ends.

Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same at 48:47 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Marshall Noir! Marshall Noir retains his welterweight title!



The Main event was a TITLE fight at 265 pounds between "American Psycho" Patrick Bateman (180187) and Tio Malone (182171)

Bateman lands a headkick and cuts Malone and they are trading strikes and its a good fight when suddenly Bateman drops Malone with a right hand. Bateman pounces on top and starts slam-dancing Malones head until the refereee jumps in. WAAHAAAA !!

Results: After 1:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Patrick Bateman!Patrick Bateman is the new heavyweight champion!



So this event is done and gone and so am I. This is Kim Jong-un, your favorite "Screamun Koreaun" leaving you forever. I must return to my Nuclear arms business as ISIS has ordered an (undisclosed) amount of nukes and I have a lot of work to do.

[Mentor]

GAMMA#470 Bennet v Lafontier Review

Reviewed By Rabid Alien (102643)

 

On 21 March, 2015, Mentor Corleone (3503) the owner of the original GAMMA (Global Association of MMA) Organization, presented the GAMMA#470 Bennet v Lafontier event, for the viewing pleasure of MMA fans around the globe. This event, located at the Wombley Arena here in London, is proudly sponsored by GREEN!160 based in Las Vegas

This event hosted a Title fight at 205 pounds between Scotty Bennet and Charles LaFontier for the Light Heavyweight Championship. This action-packed event had 10 fights resulting in 6 knockouts and 2 decisions with 2 submissions. Rabid Alien here to walk you through the violence. All the head-lumping lip-splitting details can be found at http://www.mmatycoon.com/orgeventpublic.php?EvID=824848



185 lbs fight between Arstan "The Bold" Selmy (196913) and Julio "The Juggernaut" El Toro (180266)

El Toro drags Selmy to the ground and into Selmys guard which seems to be exactly what Selmy wants as he starts working submissions. Seeing El Toro's excellent submission defenses he then takes a reversal and now El Toro is on bottom working submissions. But being such a fair-minded person and getting his submissions attempts stuffed, he reverses and puts Selmy back on bottom for his turn again. But Selmy is unable to get a submission before end of round. Round 2, Selmy throwing strikes and cuts El Toro who responds by getting a double-leg takedown. El Toro throwing strikes and gets caught in a triangle and its OVER!

Results: After 1:43 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Arstan Selmy!



155 lbs fight between Gennaro "Il Coltello" Gattuso (143909) and Michael Jones (131920)

Interesting fight...Gattuso the ground fighter had more strikes land in the standup than Jones who is a standup fighter. And as expected Gattuso dominated the ground game, so its easy to see why he won the fight.

Results: The 3 judges see the fight slightly different at 29:28/30:28/30:28 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Gennaro Gattuso!



265+ lbs fight between Aleksanteri "The Siberian Bear" Karelin (185978) and Billy Bob (181877)

First strike and Karelin cuts Bob who clinches. Karelin takes advantage of that and uses the clinch to hip toss Bob and get a takedown. Bob takes the time on his back as an opportunity to practice his submissions but is unable hold the position and Karelin mounts and starts the beatdown and head slams Bob enough that he taps with seconds left in the round ! WOW that was nasty!

Results: After 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Aleksanteri Karelin!



205 lbs fight between "The Boy Who Lived" Harry Potter (83976) and James "Jimmy" Holmes (151992)

This fight was all Potter who landed almost 80% of his strikes. Which speaks loudly when u realize that as few misses Potter had...he had more misses than Holmes had strikes landed. In the middle of the 1st round Potter rocks Holmes with a right hand and follows up with another right hand that puts Holmes on the mat. Potter follows and is raining shots until the referee jumps in...

Results: After 2:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Harry Potter!



145 lbs fight between Umberto Sotto Jr (184807) and "The Candyman" Willy Wonka (159900)

Wonka with 12 takedown attempts all stuffed and I wonder if thats because he SUCKS at takedowns? Or because Sotto Jr is really good at takedown defense? Either way they ended up on the ground due to Sotto Jr's efforts with 3 out of 4 of his takesdowns being successful. While on the ground both fighters were busy, but it was Wonka who dominated the ground war. It was also Wonka who dominated the standup war...and he even had Sotto Jr rocked by a Wonka elbow...but all for naught when the bell sounds before he can finish Sotto Jr off, and...

Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same at 27:30 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Umberto Sotto Jr!



265+ lbs fight between Fat Gorrila (204973) and Kieron "The Chief" Radebe (183758)

Right away Radebe shows the power that earned him 17 KO's out of 18 wins by knocking Gorrila back into the cage. Gorrila manages to get Radebe against the cage and cuts him, but Radebe is using his elite Muay Thai skills in the clinch and getting his own shots in. Gorrila who is also an elite Muay Thai fighter is comfortable in the clinch and they both stay in the clinch where Gorrila is landing 3 or 4 times as many strikes. It isnt long and Gorrila shows his dominate power and rocks Radebe with a left hand, but is unable to put him away before the bell sounds. Round 2, Gorilla knocks Radebe on his butt with the 2nd punch of the round and waves Radebe back to his feet. Radebe is rocked and having done so well in the clinch in the 1st round, Gorrila cliches up before Radebe can get his sh!t together. Radebe seems OK, but before long Gorrila drops Radebe to one knee with an uppercut, but using the cage, Radebe makes it back up to his feet. BIG credit to Radebe who has taken a LOT of big shots, but the barrage from Gorrila is quite accurate and he drops Radebe with a right hook and the referee steps in to stop the beatdown.

Results: After 3:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Fat Gorrila!



170 lbs fight between Yeshua "I AM" Immanuel (123742) and Alastair Gridlock (160181)

Immanuel stuns Gridlock with a nice body shot to start the fight. Both men are using kicks to slow the other down and maybe catch an early knockout with a head kick and its an excellent fight. Midway through the round Immanuel cut Gridlock with an elbow in the clinch. Immanuel is pretty much punking Gridlock out in the clinch and landing more in the standing. Round2, Gridlock straight to the clinch where Immanuel proceeds to basically administer a beatdown which dont stop until the referee makes it stop !

Results: After 2:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Yeshua Immanuel!



170 lbs fight between Melvin "Dark Seer" Manhoef (98763) and "Sweet" Doc Chillum (102689)

Chillum takes a quick ass whuppin in the 1st minute where he is knocked down TWICE and cut to add injury to double knockdown. But this Chillum dude is all heart and in the next minute he knocks Manhoef down and rocks him with a right hand. Both men are tough as nails and they fight on to the end of the round. Round 2, Has Manhoef down 1 knockdown which he returns just past the halfway point with a right hand. Letting Chillum get back to his feet Manhoef clinches and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Chillum's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Chillum drops to his knees and Manhoef pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout! WOW ! That was a BRUTAL fight !

Results: After 2:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Melvin Manhoef!



145 lbs fight between Timofey "Beast" Boyko (151666) and "THE NIGGA WITH ATTITUDE" Alexander Blaze (70417)

Talk about a crowd pleaser...You could hear to roar of pleasure from the crowd every time Boyko landed a good strike on the foul-mouthed ignorantly speaking Blaze who apparently has no fans. Blaze did managed to look a lot like a girl as he landed a lot of leg kicks and not much else. I got the feeling it was lucky Boyko had his hair cut short or Blaze would of been pulling it. Boyko did a nice job of thumping that arrogant fool again and again and dragged the beating out for 3 rounds before finally making his statement of disapproval in the opening seconds of round 4, and drops Blaze with a right hand and then mounting and raining nasty bombs until the referee stops the fight. The incredible roar of the crowd as the beatdown commenced was incredible and I have never heard such a roar in any fight in my life.

Results: After 0:08 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Timofey Boyko!



Now we look at the 205 lbs TITLE fight between "I want to Vomit" Scotty Bennet (167187) and Charles LaFontier (173319) for the vacant Light Heavyweight Championship.

Bennet comes out kicking and then manages to cut LaFontier with a jab. LaFontier seems focused on getting a takedown but is mixing in his strikes nicely and when Bennet misses a body shot he counters with a crisp one two that drops Bennet! LaFontier waves him back to his feet but that turns out to be a big mistake as Bennet shows his big heart by fighting valiantly and landing some nasty body shots which apparently took the wind out of LaFontier's sails and set him up for a monster overhand right that drops LaFontier! Bennet jumps on him and and drops strikes ending the fight. WOW the crowd just loved that!

Results: After 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Scotty Bennet! Scotty Bennet is the new light heavyweight champion!



Well Ladies and Germs was an exciting night and you SHOULD of been here. The intensity of the crowd mirrored the wonderful beatdowns we had tonight and was one of the best events I have attended. This is Rabid Alien saying GOODNIGHT !

[Mentor]

GAMMA#471 Kenichi v Mandragon Review By Rabid Alien (102643)

On 28 March, 2015, Mentor Corleone (3503) the owner of the original GAMMA (Global Association of MMA) Organization, presented the GAMMA#471 Kenichi v Mandragon event, for the viewing pleasure of MMA fans around the globe. This event, located at the LA Memorial Colosseum here in Los Angeles, is proudly sponsored by GREEN!160 based in Las Vegas

This event hosted a Title fight at 265+ pounds between Tamias Poochyena and Jt Colossus for the Super Heavyweight Championship. This action-packed event had 10 fights resulting in 3 knockouts and 7 decisions. Rabid Alien here to walk you through the violence. All the skull-busting ankle-twisting details can be found at http://www.mmatycoon.com/orgeventpublic.php?EvID=825367



205 lbs fight between Calvin Johnson and Mertsi Peltola

Johnson comes out swinging but its the takedown he really wants and he gets it. But Johnson immediately gets a reversal...or was that Peltola's plan? Because as soon at Peltola's back hits the mat he is working for submissions. Johnson busy defending and trying to ground and pound...but the referee apparently dont like ground fighting and stands them up. Peltola in a blatant show of disrespect to the referee's judgement, immediately takes Jownson down again, and I be damned if it dont look like instant replay as Johnson reverses Peltola again. And of course Peltola is happy with that and goes right to work on his submissions again. Round 2, Johnson comes out swinging and Peltola working on another takedown...but is cut and settles for a clinch. But it seems Johnson is landing more in the clinch so Peltola breaks clinch and Johnson immediately capitalizes on the opportunity by smashing a powerful hook into Peltola face, sending his mouthguard sailing through the air, and follows up by knocking Peltola right the hell out with a powerful hook!

Results: After 3:23 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Calvin Johnson!



155 lbs fight between "Lightning Kid" Atlas Kivi (134572) and Parvati Mellia (184568)

Mellia counters an uppercut with a right hand and cuts Kivi in the 1st minute. Other than that it was a reasonably close fight and basically uneventful. Kivi landed a few more strikes and got a few takedowns....so it added up to...

Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same at 30:27 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Atlas Kivi!



145 lbs fight between Sher Shah "the molotov" Suri (182892) and "The Whoreson" Lik Alotadik (161997)

These two fighters being evenly matched with a slight advantage in boxing skills for Suri, who shows those skills nicely early in the 1st round by cutting Alotadik with a combination. And outscoring Alotadik with 41 strikes landed compared to Alotadik landing 27. Even if they counted the 7 successful clinches (out of 22 attempts) by Alotadik as equal to a strike...I dont know how all 3 judges managed to score it so closely. But...there u go...

Results: All 3 judges seeing it at 28:29 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Sher Shah Suri!



170 lbs fight between David "The Mink" Charles (150927) and "Cocaine Is Hullava Drug" Rick James (143516)

James being an elite Muay Thai fighter, manages to cut Charles with a knee from the clinch about 2 minutes into the fight. But Charles apparently feels comfortable in the clinch and they spend the rest of the round fighting in the clinch where Charles is working the body. Round 2, They exchange kicks and James clinches, and a minute later he is cut from a Charles elbow. With both fighters cut, security is having trouble keeping the vampires from rushing the ring. But with crosses in one hand and batons in the other they manage to keep the blood-thirsty fiends back. Round 3 sees a surprise as Charles takes James to the ground possibly as acknowledgement that James's Muay Thai is better and he needs to try something different. But Charles seems to be resting and basically just works to control postion and before long they are stood up. Of course James goes right back into the clinch and they dance there in the clinch until the end of the fight.

Results: Apparently Charles's Muay Thai is better than James's after all because all 3 judges see a close fight and score it 29:28 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... David Charles!



170 lbs fight between Stanly Williams (174422) and "Rip" Rufus McTearson (186694)

Williams comes out strong and lands a right hand that stumbles McTearson and then gets a takedown and is already showing his dominace early in the 1st minute of the fight. After a standup Williams is kicking and drops McTearson with a crotch kick so McTearson kicks back and drops Williams with a kick to the head. After a minute or so of ground and pound mostly missing from McTearson and a submissions attempt by Williams the referee stands them up. But Williams apparently has respect for McTearson's kicking and takes him to the mat again and is trying to submit him when the round ends. Round 2, Williams comes out kicking and then gets a takedown but McTearson reverses him. Williams continues to try to submit McTearson and they stay busy enough that they go to the end of the round on the mat. Round 3, Williams again with the kicking and takedown attempts which it now takes until the 3rd minute to achieve. And as usual, McTearson gets a reversal and is missing all his ground and pound until the fight ends.

Results: The judges see the fight slightly differently at 27:30/27:30/28:29 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Stanly Williams !



185 lbs fight between "The Cannibal" Karl Denke (63718) and "The Anaconda" Marcos Duarte (120066)

This was an interesting fight when u look at the fight stats...10 of the 13 takedown attempts were made by Duarte who actually accomplished half of them. Add to that the takedown Denke got and u have a LOT of time spent on the ground...but with all that time and effort to be on the ground...Duarte missed 75% of his ground and pound...How the hell u miss so much when ur opponent pretty much cant escape is beyond me. But Denke missed all 5 of his ground strikes...so perhaps it was something in the water.... Denke did reasonably well in the standup fight and really well with his kicking...and thats where he managed to swing the judges scoring.

Results: The judges all the the fight the same with a close score of 28:29 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Karl Denke!



265+ lbs fight between Jules "Bad Ass Mother Fucker" Winnfield (211191) and "Top Shelf" Giuseppe Maldini (189076)

With both these fighters having over 90% of their wins coming by knockout, I didnt think this fight would hear the final bell. But they both glued on cement chins and made me wrong. Winnfield did manage to knock Maldini down and cut him with a combination, in the 2nd minute of the fight...but Maldini fought on bravely. Overall they landed around the same number of strikes in the standup...but Winnfield tore that arse up in the clinch landing 15 strikes to Maldini's 5 strikes landed. Speaking of clinch...Maldini attempted to clinch a record breaking 53 times...and succeeded twice as much as he landed strikes in the clinch...which makes me wonder why the great effort to clinch when he couldnt do anything there except take a beating? And strangely Maldini attempted more clinches than strikes in this fight...Maybe he wasnt getting enough loving in his home life...? Ultimately, Maldini landed a total of 26 strikes out of 52 attempted strikes compared to Winnfield landing 39 strikes.

Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same at 27:30 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jules Winnfield!



205 lbs fight between "The Purple Stripe" Pierre Trudeau (113658) and Ender Wiggin (80914)

Wiggin's comes out swinging and Trudeau clinches to stop the incoming...but when Wiggins continues to land in the clinch Trudeau rethinks that and breaks free. Wiggins enjoying the success gets clinched up again and lands an elbow, cutting Trudeau. But Trudeau returns the favor and cuts Wiggins with an uppercut and the fans are loving this war! Security again has their crosses and batons out beating back the vampires. Round 2, Wiggin is coming on strong and landing strikes and Trudeau gets busy as well and rocks Wiggin with a cross, followed by hook with drops Wiggin on his face. Game over !

Results: After 0:35 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Pierre Trudeau!



265+ lbs TITLE fight between the Champion, Tamias Poochyena (135965) and the Challenger, "The WarWagon" Jt Colossus (1688)

Poochyena comes out kicking and Jt Colossus is head-hunting and landing punches in bunches and really putting on a show and administering a thumping on Poochyena who is kicking like his hands are broken, but never tries the clinch and with one of his ocassional punches knocks Jt Colossus on his butt. Poochyena waves Jt Colossus back to his feet and he is wobbley. Shortly after, Poochyena throws a picture perfect right hook that connects with Colossus's jaw. Colossus's eyes stare off into space as he falls to the mat, out cold!

Results: After 3:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tamias Poochyena! Tamias Poochyena retains his super heavyweight title!



265+ lbs fight between Lan "Aanallein" Mandragoran (169650) and "Master" Kenichi Shirahama (112324)

Mandragoran comes out kicking and Shirahama is defending and trying to counter Mandragoran's attacking. The standup fight was dominated by Mandragoran due to his kicking nicely mixed with his punches. Shirahama had no kicks..but he got 3 takedowns (out of 18 attempts) and dominated in the ground fighting...but it wasnt enough.

Results: The 3 judges see the fight somewhat differently at 28:29/28:29/27:30 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lan Mandragoran! And disappointed in his performance in his 3rd loss in a row, and perhaps recognizing he is getting to slow in his old age of 37, Kenichi Shirahama retires with a Record of 35-18-1.



Well Ladies and gentlemen...it was a powerful night with a lot of action and close fights that went the distance and you missed it ! But it dont have to happen again...GAMMA Organization now has season tickets payable thru Paypal and Bit-coin...so get online and handle it !

[Mentor]

GAMMA#473 Boyko v France Review By Rabid Alien (102643)

 

On 4 April, 2015, Mentor Corleone (3503) the owner of the original GAMMA (Global Association of MMA) Organization, presented the GAMMA#473 Boyko v France event, for the viewing pleasure of MMA fans around the globe. This event, located at the Wombley Arena in London, is proudly sponsored by GREEN!160 based in Las Vegas

This event hosted a Title fight at 170 pounds between Yeshua Immanuel and Marshall Noir for the welterweight Championship. This action-packed event had 10 fights resulting in 6 knockouts and 3 decisions (1 of them a split decision) and submission. Rabid Alien here to walk you through the bodies. All the back-twisting ear-biting details can be found at http://www.mmatycoon.com/orgeventpublic.php?EvID=826010



185 lbs fight between "The Hammer" Semmy Kasteel (124259) and Juan "Punch" Tamad (141247)

Quality and quantity was the key to success in this fight. Tamad threw 70 strikes in the standing and landed only 18 of them....maybe because he was so busy from 12 takedown attempts and getting 11 of them stuffed? On the other hand, Kasteel threw 121 punches (no kicks) and landed 53 of them. He also was busy getting clinches (12 attempts and 3 successes). And what did he do with those 3 successful clinches? Not much...he actually threw less strikes than he did trying to get the damn clinch to start with! And neither of the fighters had anything of note to mention regarding the ground war.

Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same at 27:30 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Semmy Kasteel!



205 lbs fight between Alfonso Lopez (163648) and Jaako Meritähti (226114)

Can you say "clinch"? Sure you can...Meritähti said clinch...and Lopez agreed..and thats where this fight was fought. First move of the fight was a clinch and they stayed there all of round 1. Both men seemed a bit on the defensive and many of the strikes thrown were nicely defended against from both men. But Lopez seemed a bit more aggressive and likely took that round even tho he was cut by a hook early in the round. Round 2, its not long and its Meritähti with the clinch and Lopez seems to want out of it by getting a takedown but Meritähti is stuffing them. They are both punching and throwing a few elbows...and Meritähti is also trying to land knees, when late in the 2nd round, Lopez breaks clinch and throws the only kick in the fight that lands and knocks Meritähti down. When Meritähti gets to his feet, Lopez lands a single right hand and Meritähti is out cold before he hits the mat. That almost looked like it was planned and set up...nice job Lopez !

Results: After 4:31 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Alfonso Lopez! Guess next time it will be Lopez saying "clinch" eh?



265+ lbs fight between Michael Proctor (187233) and Mark Makers (111282)

Makers landing first and about the time they start sweating, Makers drops Proctor with an uppercut. Makers clinches with Proctor and Proctor is landing better than Makers in the clinch and then Makers lands an elbow and cuts Proctor. All in all its a close fight but late in the round Makers misses with a lunging right hand and Proctor counters with a head kick that drops him to the mat! Makers gets to his feet but he is wobbly and walks right into a perfectly timed right hook from Proctor and goes down hard! He's out cold !!

Results: After 4:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Michael Proctor!



145 lbs fight between "The Balled Of" Speedy Atkins (175107) and "The Worlds Most Dangerous" Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi (218431)

al-Baghdadi lands first strike and Adkins clinches, which it turns out he really likes to do (24 attempts with 5 successes) and I can see why...Adkins does real good in the clinch and lands almost half of his strikes while in the clinch as well as mixing in some knees. al-Baghdadi on the other hand seems to do a little better in the standup where he uses kicks more than Adkins. Surprisingly nobody is cut in this fight, but al-Baghdadi is rocked by a some inside punches early in the 3rd round. al-Baghdadi is fighting back but missing and less than a minute later Adkins catches him with 2 right hands and drops him. Adkins mounts and breifly thumps that ass and its over.

Results: After 1:10 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Speedy Atkins!



185 lbs fight between Hector "Hammerhead" Williams (151289) and Sepp "Sub" Maier (86796)

Maier for a takedown, Williams for the stuff. Three times in 30 seconds...I think Maier want to go to the ground? Hmmm considering he has a black belt in BJJ and 36 of his 45 wins coming by submission...yeah he wants to take it to the ground. BUT...less than a minute and a half he has failed 8 takedown attempts and is breathing heavily when Williams catches him with a nasty right hand and knocks him to the ground...well? thats where he WANTED to go yes? OK OK so then what happened you ask? Well he aint a punk...he gets up...all wobbly and cut...and Williams ends it with a single overhand right and Maier face-plants on the mat!

Results: After 1:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Hector Williams!



185 lbs fight between Charlie "Darkness" Murphy (152460) and "Ill" Illias Illiadis (192937)

Illiadis seems to be interested to get a takedown and is countering Murphys attacks. But late in the round Murphy lands a left-right combo and knocks Illiadis on his butt, however he is unable to put him away before the bell dings. Round 2, Illiadis is trying everything in the book to control position and get Murphy off his feet including attempts to pull guard...but Murphy is a ROCK and its all futile for 3 and 1/2 minutes when Illiadis FINALLY manages to pull guard...but Murphy immediately reverses and is controlling him like an evil little bitch and the referee stands them up just in time for the bell. Round 3, Illiadis manages to take Murphy down a couple times and gets to try some submissions, but Murphy is defending well and keeps standing up. And the fight ends...

Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same at 30:27 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Charlie Murphy!



170 lbs fight between "The Brown Norge" Jurmas Uusisto (138062) and "Superfly" Jimmy Snuka (159898)

Snuka aint here to hang around and chat...straight to the takedown and immediately working submissions like God is going to take them away... even when Uusisto reverses him, he dont even slow down...eventually Uusisto gets full mount and is throwing GnP and landing. After a minute or so, Uusisto is back in half guard and lands something that has Snuka rocked! And while he is rocked, Uusisto tries to sneak in his own submission! But its round over... Round 2, Snuka looking to clinch and throwing punches and Uusisto trying for a takedown and kicking a bit and suddenly from out of nowhere, Uusisto throws his 1st head-kick...and its OVER ! Holy shit Batman! what was that? Thats twice tonight we have seen a single head-kick drop some sucker...

Results: After 0:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Head Kick). Jurmas Uusisto!



185 lbs fight between "Vodoo Child" Virgil Keller (178804) and "The Lion Of Matema" Baraka Simengwa (192358)

Simengwa shoots for a takedown and settles for a clinch and then Keller starts throwing strikes and landing some as well. But Simengwa is totally into getting the fight on the ground and he pulls guard and immediately starts working for a submission. Keller is throwing GnP and trying to get into mount position. Keller manages to get into full mount and can u fricken believe it? Keller gets a rear naked choke and Simengwa taps! That was unexpected !

Results: After 3:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Virgil Keller! Keller was awarded the "Sub of the night" for this performance.



This is a welterweight TITLE fight between the Challenger, Yeshua "I AM" Immanuel (123742) and the Champion, Marshall Noir (112792)

Immanuel trying to land something and Noir counters with a takedown. Noir is working the ground and pound from guard and even tries an arm triangle but Immanuel is defending very well and manages to sweep into a reversal! Noir working for a submission and the round ends. Round 2, Immanuel clinches and Noir pulls guard. Guillotine, triangle, guillotine, triangle, triangle, but the referee gets bored with mutiple failures and stands them up in time for the end of the round. Round 3, Noir again pulling guard but Immanuel pops back up immediately. A couple minutes later Noir with a clinch to pull guard again and gets a couple submission attempts but Immanuel is controlling the position and the time runs out. Round 4, Immanuel misses a punch and Noir gets a counter takedown. Reversals and submission attempts and controlling position...yawn. Round 5, Yawn...

Results: The most interesting part of the fight was the decision...the 3 judges see the fight somewhat differently and score it 48:47/48:47/47:48 in favor of your winner, by split decision... Yeshua Immanuel! Yeshua Immanuel is the new welterweight champion! Well there goes the old theory that to become the Champion u have to substantually BEAT the champion. I myself dont consider a split decision to be a "beating the Champion" standard. HOWEVER...since strange things are happening...This fight was awarded "Fight of the night".



The Main event is a 5-round NON-Title fight at 145 pounds between Timofey "Beast" Boyko (151666) and "The Assassin Reborn" Darwin France (167467)

They came to battle and they brought all the weapons. We saw knees to head and body from both, elbows from Boyko, body kicks and punches from both, head punches and combinations from both, takedowns from France and clinches from Boyko. Ground strikes and submission attempts from France. Quite simply it was an MMA smorgasbord of non-stop action.France was cut from a Boyko elbow in the 3rd minute and rocked by a straight left hand counter punch in the 3rd round. But it wasnt until the last minute of the final round that Boyko deliver the final touch to an exhausted France with a knee and an elbow from the clinch to end the incredible war.

Results: After 3:59 of round 5, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Timofey Boyko! Boyko received the "KO of the night" award for this performance.



Well it was a wonderful night here at the Wombley Arena with some incredible fights...not that you would expect anything less from the GAMMA organization. See you next time ! GOODBYE !!!

[Mentor]

GAMMA#474 Curry v Denke Review

Review By Rabid Alien (102643)

On 11 April, 2015, Mentor Corleone (3503) the owner of the original GAMMA (Global Association of MMA) Organization, presented the GAMMA#474 Curry v Denke event, for the viewing pleasure of MMA fans around the globe. This event, located at the LA Memorial Colossuseum in Los Angeles, is proudly sponsored by GREEN!160 based in Las Vegas

This event hosted a Title fight at 185 pounds between Arthur Curry and Karl Denke for the middleweight Championship. This action-packed event had 10 fights resulting in 7 knockouts and 2 submissions with only 1 fight going the distance. Rabid Alien here to walk you through the carnage. All the arm-breaking nose-crushing details can be found at http://www.mmatycoon.com/orgeventpublic.php?EvID=826060



170 lbs fight between "Rip" Rufus McTearson (186694) and "Dai tuong" Phan Tran Le (162219)

Le comes out kicking and McTearson is punching but 30 seconds to the cut by head kick and a bleeding McTearson has the vampires on their feet. This apparently energizes McTearson and at the 2 minute mark he knocks Le on his butt with a left hand and then mounts him. McTearson has the superior BJJ but is practicing his GnP and he NEEDS practice trust me...missing most of it, but the referee has hopes I guess because he lets it go all the way to the end of the round. Round 2, Switcheroo and its Le coming out punching and McTearson kicking. But it seems that McTearson is connecting a lot more than Le maybe due to the reach advantage and in the middle of the 2nd round, McTearson cracks Le with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Le falls to his knees and McTearson rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!

Results: After 2:35 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rufus McTearson!



145 lbs fight between "The Candyman" Willy Wonka (159900) and Mike "Big Pimpin" Henderson (147392)

Wonka surprised me by throwing and landing almost as many strikes as Henderson did. But he didnt do so well getting a takedown. However the one takedown he managed to get was all he needed because he didnt mess around and in one attempt he submitted Henderson. Nice work Wonka !

Results: After 3:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Willy Wonka!



265+ lbs fight between Giordano "The Truth" Bruno (177363) and Billy Bob (181877)

They came to fight and there aint no feelin out process, they go straight to war. In less than a minute, Bob lands a jab followed by a vicious hook that sends Bruno sprawling to the canvas and follows him to the mat looking to finish. Bruno is rocked and cut and its a long way to the bell...but he pulls his shit together and starts working for a submission...but eventually the referee stands them up. Bruno is on the attack and Bob is countering, but its only a minute or so and Bob cracks Bruno with an uppercut from hell and Bruno crumples to the canvas and he looks like he is out! But he recovers quick and grabs one of Bob's legs and pulled him into guard and starts working for the submission again...and hes got it! Bob taps!

Results: After 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Giordano Bruno! NOTE: Billy Bob is now RETIRED



205 lbs fight between Marko Torturo (54639) and James "Jimmy" Holmes (151992)

Both fighters come out kicking but its Torturo dominating in the clinch...and i do mean dominating! In less than 6 minutes of fight he 73 punches from the clinch and landed 38 of them and thats more than many entire fights I have seen. If he learns elbows and knees he gonna be a champion someday...

Results: After 0:50 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Marko Torturo!



170 lbs fight between Alexander "Russian Vityaz" Povetkin (50112) and David "The Mink" Charles (150927)

Well Charles got a takedown and tried 2 clinches...but neither man did crapola on the ground so I guess we will call this a standup battle. This was a battle of quality not quantity. Charles threw almost double as many strikes as did Povetkin and he landed more strikes as well. But, it was Povetkin doing damage and cut Charles early in the 1st round and then rocked him late in the second round and followed that up with a counter punch when the rocked Charles falls off balance trying to connect a combination. Speaking of counters...I dont think Povetkin initiated any encounters...he was all about counter-punching and I guess its like thay say..."whatever works"...

Results: After 4:22 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Alexander Povetkin!



145 lbs fight between Meat Beater (174503) and Ein Stein (182566)

For some reason Stein was really intent to clinch and did so 5 times from his 9 attempts. But with all that work he landed on 2 strikes from the clinch...so perhaps it was meant more as a defensive tactic? Beater on the other hand landed 15 strikes in the clinch and neither man used elbows or knees in the clinch. Stein also burned a lot of energy getting 1 takedown out of 10 attempts and then only managed 2 submission attempts. The 2 warriors were almost dead even on strikes landed in the standing war...so it looks like the clinch-work won the fight for Beater.

Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same at 27:30 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Meat Beater!



265+ lbs fight between Gunnar Steigelmann (196145) and Marcus Fenix (186326)

Fenix busy with hands and feet and Steigelmann just kinda hanging around as Fenix is landing some really good strikes...Fenix apparently gets tired of waiting for Steigelmann to take him down so he takes Steigelmann down and then "allows" Steigelmann to reverse him so he can start working his submission game. Sneaky guy that Fenix fellow... But the referee stands them up after Fenix fails a few times and the round ends. Round 2, Steigelmann comes out swinging and looks like he is now ready to fight and landing a couple shots on Fenix's face, Fenix is bleeding from the nose? or maybe a cut. Almost like they exchanged shoes and now its Steigelmann working the beatdown on Fenix, and sends Fenix stumbling backwards into the cage with an overhand right and catches him on the bounce with a combination that drops him to his knees. Steigelmann gets in a couple more shots before the referee can save Fenix... Nice work Steigelmann ! A bit slow on the start...but he really gets going once he is awake!

Results: After 0:23 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Gunnar Steigelmann!



145 lbs fight between Umberto Sotto Jr (184807) and Yuri Boyka (34136)

Sotto Jr comes out kicking and then cuts Boyka with a combination before Boyka lands his 1st strike. Boyka was looking kinda punked out there for a minute but he comes on strong and is almost holding his own on strikes landed when Sotto Jr rocks hin with an uppercut. Followed by a precision combination! Left, right, uppercut and Boyka falls flat on his face, eyes wide open, but no one is home...DAMN that was a sweet punch! And speaking of sweet...they say revenge is sweet which is the story for Sotto Jr who lost to Boyko last December.

Results: After 3:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Umberto Sotto Jr!



170 lbs fight between Kris Hong (204017) and "Sweet" Doc Chillum (102689)

Both warriors come out with kicks but before the 1st minute is done, Hong cracks Chillum with an uppercut that knocks him down and he looks to be out! But he quickly recovers enough to grab a leg for dear life and pulls Hong into guard. Hong is going for the kill and is working his GnP and advances to half guard to improve his ability to finish it but Chillum manages to recover and is defending good enough that the referee eventually stands them up. They bang away at each other until the end of the round and the crowd is on their feet. Round 2, Like round 1, both men are throwing but its becoming obvious that its Hong who is landing far more of his strikes and sure enough, Hong set Chillum up with a jab and then lands an uppercut, right on the button! Chillum tumbles backwards into the cage, staring vacantly into space! He's got no idea where he is, who he is or what day it is... SWEET knockout ! Damn that was awesome!

Results: after 3:37 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kris Hong!



This was a TITLE fight at 185 lbs between the Champion, "King of the Seven Seas" Arthur Curry (92326) and the Challenger, "The Cannibal" Karl Denke (63718)

Curry throwing a lot of kicks and Denke seems interested to take him down. Curry lands a head kick and cuts Denke in the 1st minute and a minute later Denke gets his takedown, so they are both happy now. But the referee is not happy and stands them up. Denke is very aggressive and throwing strikes and working for the takedown, but Curry is countering everything real good and damn sure getting plenty of his own strikes in as he tries to basically beat Denke back. Curry scores with a left and then drops Denke with a hook right on the temple. Waving Denke back to his feet, Denke is showing he is ok by being aggressive and throwing strikes but when he misses with and uppercut, Curry counters with a huge left and Denke is hurt and backing up...but Curry isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save Denke. WOW that was a lovely finish!

Results: After 3:39 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Arthur Curry! Arthur Curry retains his middleweight title!



Well I found this to be a lovely night of vicious beatdowns and wish u all happy dreams of bashed in noses and twisted elbows! GOODBYE!

[Mentor]

GAMMA#475 Tamias v Danze Review

On 18 April, 2015, Mentor Corleone (3503) the owner of the original GAMMA (Global Association of MMA) Organization, presented the GAMMA#475 Tamias v Danze event, for the viewing pleasure of MMA fans around the globe. This event, located at the LA Memorial Colossuseum in Los Angeles, is proudly sponsored by GREEN!160 based in Las Vegas

This event hosted a two Title fights at 205 pounds between Ted Stefans and Scotty Bennet for the Light Heavyweight Championship, and at 265+ pounds between Tamias Poochyena and Billy Danze for the Super Heavyweight Championship. This action-packed event had 10 fights resulting in 3 knockouts (one by spinning backfist!) and 2 submissions with 4 fights going the distance. Rabid Alien here to walk you through the carnage. All the splincter-ripping nose-bashing details can be found at http://www.mmatycoon.com/orgeventpublic.php?EvID=826418



155 lbs fight between Jeff Gorden (143166) and Michael Jones (131920)

Gorden is a ground fighter and Jones is a standup fighter so lets see what happens. Round 1, Jones straight to the clinch so I expect we gonna see some Muay Thai fighting... I am curious to see if Gorden can handle that. Seems Gordon is doing fine and its Jones who trying to get free and finally does. Both men are attempting takedowns and clinches but the round ends with Jones scoring some leg kicks and Gordon landing the punches in the standing and the clinch. Round 2, Gorden throws a one two combo, and rocks Jones and then BAM! Gorden delivers a spinning backfist that drops Jones like a ragdoll! He out before he hits the canvas! WOW that was an impressive and unexpected finish! I LOVE spinning backfists.

Results: After 0:09 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Spinning Backfist). Jeff Gorden!



185 lbs fight between Arstan "The Bold" Selmy (196913) and "The Hammer" Semmy Kasteel (124259)

Kasteel is a well rounded fighter with a slight weakness in BJJ. Selmy is a well rounded fighter with a Black Belt in BJJ and almost half of his 11 wins coming by submission....oh boy I think I know Selmy's gameplan already... Round 1, they both busy and feeling the other out but its Selmy with a takedown but Kasteel for some strange reason reverses him and now we have the superiour BJJ fighter on his back where he can do his best work. And sure as the birds fly south for the winter Selmy is after the submission. He works hard for a triangle and after 4-5 attempts he gets it. Kasteel is asleep and its game over!

Results: After 2:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Arstan Selmy!



170 lbs fight between Alastair Gridlock (160181) and Oberyn "The Model" Martell (156085)

Gridlock is an elite fighter in all aspects of the game and Martell is generally weaked in every area making this quite a challenge for him. But challenges make giants out of some men, so lets see what happens. I was impressed by Martell who was outclassed and outgunned in every area except apparently HEART. In the 1st round Gridlock knocked him down and cut him with a powerful headkick but he got up just to have his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination from Gridlock that must of been humiliating. But this Martell guy is an animal in the cage and he fought back like one. At the end of the fight he had landed 33 strikes to Gridlocks 41 strikes landed. I look forward to seeing this guy return to the cage!

Results: The judges see the fight differently at 29:28/30:27/29:28 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Alastair Gridlock!



185 lbs fight between Flavio "Il Principe" Lazzarini (169781) and "The Anaconda" Marcos Duarte (120066)

Duarte is an elite ground fighter and Lazzarini is an elite standup fighter with a black belt in BJJ...so this could be a VERY interesting fight... Ok here we go! Duarte with a takedown and right to the GnP and I'll be damned... he changed tactics and is trying for a submission! But after several failures, he returns to the GnP and its Lazzarini who decides that since he IS in the proper position for some BJJ action he starts working for a triangle...after several attempts and while weathering Duarte's GnP, he gets it, and Duarte is tapping!

Results: After 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Flavio Lazzarini!



155 lbs fight between Will Genia (215703) and "Lightning Kid" Atlas Kivi (134572)

Kivi is an elite ground fighter and Genia is somewhat of a "jack-of-all-trades" street fighting kindof guy. Kivi dominated the punching war and the ground battle, but it was Genia's knees in the clinch and kicks in the standing that carried the win for him.

Results: It was a close fight with all 3 judges seeing it at 29:28 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Will Genia!



155 lbs fight between Gennaro "Il Coltello" Gattuso (143909) and Yngve Ingvar (140275)

Gattuso is generally considered a wrestler, and Ingvar is well rounded in all areas and has a Black Belt in BJJ. Round 1, surprising me, Gattuso goes for the takedown where Ingvar instantly is working his submissions and strangely enough reverses position and next we know its Gattuso working the submissions! The referee, probably being confused stands them back up and they go at it until the end of the round and all through round 2 as well, with Ingvar showing superior standup skills, and taking both rounds. Round 3, they continue the standup battle and Gattuso gets a takedown, and Ingvar tries a submission and then he reverses Gattuso who throws in his own submission and tightens it up and tap tap!

Results: After 1:49 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Gennaro Gattuso! Gattuso was awarded the "Sub of the night" for this submission.



185 lbs fight between Atte "Teufel" Peltola (177978) and Hektor Troy (160259)

Pretty normal start to the fight with each man looking for the range and perhaps a weakness in the others defenses. But nothing of note until almost the 3rd minute of the fight when Peltola cuts Troy with a jab. Shortly after that, Peltola drops Troy with a big left hand and mounts him and the artillery barrage begins. Troy is recovering and defends well and surprise surprise the referee lets it go until the end of the round! That MIGHT be the biggest surprise of the fight! Round 2, Peltola is working the body and wants to get a takedown and Troy is wanting to pull guard and u would think they could manage to accomplish both manuvers together...but eventually they reach agreement like good dance partners and its Troy pulling guard. And of course the referee wants to correct his earlier screwup and after the exact 1 minute 30 seconds of time allocated to ground fighting he stands them up. A minute later Peltola drops Troy with a left hand AGAIN....but its the end of the round before he can finish him. Round 3, They battle on the feet until the end of the fight without anything interesting to remark on except the close decision by the judges...when the fight I saw was almost qualified to be a "beatdown".

Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same at 29:28 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Atte Peltola!



265+ lbs fight between Kieron "The Chief" Radebe (183758) and Aleksanteri "The Siberian Bear" Karelin (185978)

Ten seconds and Karelin is cut and 1 1/2 minutes into the fight Rabede is cut and the security crew is having difficulties to keep the vampire fans away from the ring. Just before the final bell Karelin lands a jab followed by a vicious hook that sends Radebe sprawling to the canvas. Karelin follows him down, looking for the kill but is unable to get it before the bell. Noteworthy of this fight was the accuracy of Radebe who landed 67% of his strikes versus Karelin who landed only 13% of his strikes.

Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same at 27:30 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kieron Radebe!



This fight was for the Light Heavyweight TITLE between Ted Stefans (182837) and "I want to Vomit" Scotty Bennet (167187)

Bennet is throwing a lot of leg kicks, and kicks the legs right out from under Stefans 2 minutes into the fight. Bennet then decides to go to the ground and he shoots in for the takedown and starts working Stefans over with GnP. Stefans is trying to control and improve position and of course the referee stands them up just in time for the end of the round...why the refs always do that? Round 2, Stefans is talking shit to Bennet saying he gonna get knocked out which seems strange when Bennet is dominating the fight so far. But apparently Stefans is serious and next thing we know Stefans lands a big head kick that sends Bennet tumbling to the mat and when Bennet gets to his feet we can see he is cut. A minute later and Bennet misses with a combination and Stefans counters with a crisp right hand that drops Bennet! OH MY ! This is NOT looking good for Bennet. He gets to his feet and throws a leg kick but Stefans checks it and scores with a counter punch that sends Bennet to the canvas! Stefans smells blood - he's punishing Bennet with more strikes and the ref has stopped it!

Results: After 1:26 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ted Stefans! Ted Stefans is the new light heavyweight champion! Stefans was awarded the "KO of the night" for this knockout.



This fight was for the Super Heavyweight TITLE between Tamias Poochyena (135965) and Billy "Danzinie" Danze (149908)

Danze straight in for a takedown, stuffed x3 but he does score with a left hand and cuts Poochyena which has the vampire fans on their feet... Danze still interested to take the fight to the mat and Poochyena helps him out by knocking him down with a head kick, and Danze is cut which brings a roar of approval from the vampire crowd. In the last seconds of the round, Danze misses with an uppercut and Poochyena counters with a nice right hand that sends Danze toppling to the canvas. Round 2, A minute and a half into a boring round 2, Danze has been rocked by a huge right hand and is in deep trouble! Poochyena smells blood and charges in for the finish! Poochyena unloads a vicious overhand right and Danze faceplants and its over!

Results: After 1:36 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Tamias Poochyena!Tamias Poochyena retains his super heavyweight title! This fight was awarded "Fight of the night" for this performance.

Well Im gonna escape before the security lose control of the vampire crowd...I hear they are running low on Holy Water...time to go ! GOODBYE !!!

This event was Reviewed By Rabid Alien (102643)

[Mentor]

As promised I composed a list of the best managers in the history of GAMMA. This was one hell of a task which took me...........................a bit of time. I only took into consideration those managers which participated in at least one title fight inside GAMMA. The below only includes the top 10 in each category:

Most fights:

Boondock The Destroyer (503) 165
Gale Hawthorne (22636) 137
Mr Gutz (3074) 124
Igor Psycho (6994) 112
Face Kicker (2965) 102
John McGuirk (1306) 85
Brad O'Neil 73
Doug Heffernan (10852) 71
Whymer Van Mastodon (40116) 70
Jack Smith (7552) 68

Note: Brad O'Neil most likely had more fights, however his User ID was deleted, so i cannot confirm 2 other fighters i am pretty sure he was manging. The above record only included the fighters i had archived up to a certain point.

Most wins (including Super fights externally):

Gale Hawthorne (22636) 99
Boondock The Destroyer (503) 88
Mr Gutz (3074) 70
Igor Psycho (6994) 68
Face Kicker (2965) 62
John McGuirk (1306) 53
Brad O'Neil 43
Jack Smith (7552) 42
Doug Heffernan (10852) 39
Whymer Van Mastodon (40116) 38

Winning % (minimum of 30 fights)

Grund McGrunderson (3341) 85.0
Richard Davenport (10647) 80.4
Barnabas Sackett (2183) 73.3
Gale Hawthorne (22636) 72.8
Matt Cave (45538) 71.4
Klatz Matz (46802) 68.8
Lance Templeton (889) 67.7
Ned Soares (10845) 65.0
Mike Thomas (4733) 63.9
Choose Life (3393) 63.0

Total high profile fights (Super fights + Title fights):

Gale Hawthorne (22636) =62
Mr Gutz (3074) =54
Face Kicker (2965) =36
Whymer Van Mastodon (40116) =32
Richard Davenport (10647) =32
Grund McGrunderson (3341) =27
Matt Cave (45538) =26
Lance Templeton (889) =20
Igor Psycho (6994) =19
Captain Spaulding (804) =16

Note: The above is up to 02/05/2015, i will update this in the future at some point!

[Mentor]

On 18 April, 2015, Mentor Corleone (3503) the owner of the original GAMMA (Global Association of MMA) Organization, presented the GAMMA#476 Yeshua v Juste event, for the viewing pleasure of MMA fans around the globe. This event, located at the Wombley Arena in London, is proudly sponsored by GREEN!160 based in Las Vegas

This event hosted a two Title fights at 170 pounds between Renan St Juste and Yeshua Immanuel for the Welterweight Championship, and at 265 pounds between Patrick Bateman and Kenichi Shirahama for the Heavyweight Championship. This action-packed event had 10 fights resulting in incredible 8 knockouts, a submission and a draw. Rabid Alien here to walk you through the bodies. All the coma-inducing head-smashing details can be found at http://www.mmatycoon.com/orgeventpublic.php?EvID=827074



145 lbs fight between "The Whoreson" Lik Alotadik (161997) and Hector "Bullshit Detector" Barbosa (168682)

The judges start the night out fighting each other and trying to decide how to score a fight but by MY count, Alotadik landed (and thats what counts yes?) 33 strikes and Barbosa landed 40 strikes and had 1 takedown. So in MY score system it was a decision won by Barbosa. But...Im not a judge, so ....

Results: The judges see the fight differently at 30:27/29:30/29:29 the fight is ruled a draw!



185 lbs fight between Genghis "The Mongoloid" Khan (198249) and "The Soul Collector" Diego Aragon (210560)

Almost identical records but Aragon has knockouts as his primary method of winning and Khan has submissions as his...so it seems this fight will be decided by whoever best imposes his will on the other in regards to what level the battle will occur on. And this is quickly determined when Aragon clinches and Khan counters with a double leg into guard taking the battle into his world and immediately starts working for a submission. In an attempt to thwart a heel hook submission, Aragon ends up reversing Khan and now is smack dab in Khan's favorite position and before u can say "aw shit" Khan has a triangle and its over!

Results: After 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Genghis Khan! Khan was awarded the "Submission of the night" for that performance.



145 lbs fight between "The Worlds Most Dangerous" Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi (218431) and Sher Shah "the molotov" Suri (182892)

Well nobody got cut in the 1st minute...OR the 2nd minute, so the vampire fans went to have a beer. So they missed the knockdown when al-Baghdadi landed a nice hook 3 1/2 minutes into the 2nd round but he was not able to take Suri out. al-Baghdadi seemed to be having fun as he outlanded Suri 2 to 1 and in the final seconds of the fight he knocks Suri down with a combination and dives on top and beats that arse until the referee steps in.

Results: After 4:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi!



265+ lbs fight between Yorick "The Last Man" Brown (178737) and Holy Jenova (183005)

Both men having high knockouts percentages I doubt we will hear the final bell...and both men come out kicking, and Jenova is cut within seconds as well as knocked down by Brown. This is getting ugly fast... Jenova gets to his feet and earns some vampire fans by returning the cut to Brown with an overhand right, and still within the 1st minute of the fight, Brown lands a left and a right that send Jenova crashing to the mat AGAIN. Jenova gets to his feet wobbly and then faceplants after a beautiful hook by Brown that ends the fight dramatically ! WOW thats one of the best 1 minutes of fighting I have ever seen.

Results: After 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Yorick Brown!



185 lbs fight between Luca "scrapatutti" Turilli (131893) and Luivel Romero (155107) - Retired

Turilli came to fight and he aint playin...kick, kick, jab, KNOCKDOWN. Turilli feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Romero sprawling and reminds me of the Mike Tyson fights before he started eating ears... Romero is cut and it aint long and security is beating back the vamppires when he returns the cut to Turilli with a head kick at the 1 minute mark. This fight is an excellent followup to the last one...its all action from the start! Halfway into the 2nd round, Turilli steps in with a hook that catches Romero right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Turilli follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote!

Results: After 2:22 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Luca Turilli!



265+ lbs fight between "Top Shelf" Giuseppe Maldini (189076) and Johnny "Burger King" Boy (97752)

Rumor has it that Maldini thinks he is ready for a title shot and is here tonight to make a statement...lets see what he's got... Boy seems to want a takedown and also lands the 1st strike. Maldini gets a clinch and Boy is trying to pull guard but Maldini is defending against it nicely and eventually breaks clinch. Soon as he breaks clinch maldini lands a hook and a jab and the vampire crowd is on their feet as Boy starts to bleed. Maldini is controlling the fight by keeping Boy from pulling guard or getting a takedown but in the last moments of the round, Boy jumps guard just as the bell rings. Round 2, Maldini is pretty much man-handling Boy like he's a...BOY ? Did I just make a pun? Oh my...anyway its all Maldini as he not only prevents Boy's attempts to take it to the ground, but is also landing strikes in and out of the clinch. Maldini sends Boy toppling to the canvas with a right hand to counter another takedown attempt and Boy is rocked. Maldini is clinching and breaking clinch multiple times probably trying to confuse Boy and when Boy single-mindedly tries for another takedown, Maldini reminds him with a right hand NOT so gently what a bad idea it is and knocks that ass down again. Round 3, It quickly becomes a rout as Maldini almost looks like he is playing with Boy and knocks him down again and Boy gets to his feet and immediately tries for a takedown again. After stuffing 3 takedown attempts Maldini lands a massive uppercut and hurts Boy badly enough that he is covering up and the referee has to step in. Well if Boy was intended as a final test to see if Maldini deserves a title shot...I think he passed.

Results: After 1:24 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Giuseppe Maldini!



205 lbs fight between Ender Wiggin (80914) and Calvin Johnson (137439)

A few seconds into the fight and Wiggins is cut...and before it can even bleed Wiggins lands an elbow and also cuts Johnson and the vampires are in a frenzy. Man what an event...thing there been blood on the mat in every fight! No wonder vampires like MMA ! They are going at it in the clinch and Wiggins has them elbows flying. But its when they are standing that Johnson counters with a nice right hand that sends Wiggin toppling to the canvas but Johnson is unable to put the finishing touch on it and the round ends. Round 2, Wiggins is liking the clinch so he can throw them elbows and he manages to open Johnson's cut even more and its squirting blood and the vampires are rushing the cage. Wiggins insistes on clinching and he rocks Johnson with an elbow! Johnson is working on getting the blood out of his eyes when Wiggin throws a big uppercut that drops Johnson! More strikes from Wiggin and the referee jumps in to stop the fight!

Results: After 2:12 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ender Wiggin!



265+ lbs fight between "The WarWagon" Jt Colossus (1688) and Jules "Bad Ass Mother Fucker" Winnfield (211191)

Colossus landing uppercuts and combinations and Winnfield blocking and recieving and pretty much missing a lot of his punches. Winnfield eventually decides this standing battle aint working so well for him and he clinches to try something new. But it still looks like Colossus is the dominant man and Winnfield breaks clinch. Shortly after, Colossus tried to clinch again, and Winnfield counters with a crisp right hand that drops Colossus! Oh my and there is 2 minutes left to go as Colossus gets to his feet and clinches to try to smother the expected attack and regain dominance of the fight. Round 2, Winnfield must have leather for skin because Colossus is just peppering him with combinations and most fighters would be cut to shreds by now. Winnfield is throwing, but not much of it is finding a home and that seems to be becoming the issue in this fight. The final strike stats show Winnfield throwing 69 strikes and landing only 19 of them for strike percentage of 28%. And Colossus threw 134 punches (no kicks) and landed 79 of them for a strike percentage of 59%. But ultimately its was only 3 punches that counted and those were the 3 uppercuts late in the 3rd round that Colossus used to knock Winnfield down twice and then stunned him enough Colossus was able to rain blows until the referee stopped the beatdown. One thing that has to be said...that Winnfield is one tough muther...

Results: After 4:34 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Jt Colossus! This fight was awarded the "Fight of the night" for its entertainment.



265 lbs TITLE fight between the Champion, "American Psycho" Patrick Bateman (180187) and the Challenger, "Master" Kenichi Shirahama (112324)

Bateman has fought Shirahama some time ago and lost, so now, not only will he be fighting to keep the belt, but also for revenge. Shirahama has lost his last 2 fights and its rumored his age (37) is becoming a factor...we shall see, yes? Round 1, Shirahama wants a takedown and after a couple attempts being stuffed he looks winded with only a minute in the fight...thats NOT GOOD. Shirahama is trying to conserve energy and get a takedown as a counter...but still being stuffed by Bateman who is working the body. Bateman misses with a leg kick and then lands an uppercut and Shirahama crumbles to the floor. Shirahama gets up and is attacking but Bateman knocks him down again with a combination. Bateman allows him to get to his feet all wobbly and then less tha a minute later knocks him down AGAIN with a hook and again lets him stand up and then drops him with an uppercut. Man that was a serious beatdown! We are talking capital letters BEATDOWN !!! Oh man it was ugly like freckles on a wart....

Results: After 4:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Patrick Bateman! Patrick Bateman retains his heavyweight title! And it is learned later that Shirahama has retired.



This the Welterweight TITLE fight between the Champion, Yeshua "I AM" Immanuel (123742) and the Challenger Renan St Juste (102580)

Well we just saw an older fighter get beatdown ugly due to old age slow-down...and this next fight has 2 "older" fighters as well...so lets see if they are slowing down evenly to each other and still a good fight...or if one is still "viable" and can outlast of outspeed the other... Round 1, Instantly, Immanuel is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here and the referee is looking close to see if he should allow the fight to continue...Are u JOKING me? And in the next seconds..."Immanuel looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight" Well if getting the shit beat out of you so badly the referee is thinking to stop the fight is how u show IMPROVED striking defense...then...then...well I just dont know WHAT to say about that... So anyway...it now seems like St Juste is on the defensive and not really being that agressive and its Immanuel pushing the fight and misses a combo which St Juste counter punches and rocks him! Just like he had it planned all along St Juste quickly smacks Immanuel with a right hand and he is OUT. DAMN! That fight looked kinda like a sparring event and then BAM...it was OVER...wow!

Results: After 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Renan St Juste! Renan St Juste is the new welterweight champion! St Juste was awarded the "KO of the night" for that performance.



Im still stunned by the sudden knockout by Renan St Juste...but it was a great night at the fights for sure and the vampire crowd is thirsty and about to hit the streets...so be careful on the way home....GOODBYE !

NOTE: This event was reviewed by Rabid Alien (102643)

[Mentor]

On 25 April, 2015, the original GAMMA (Global Association of MMA) Organization, managed by the industrious Mentor Corleone (3503), presented the GAMMA#477 Boyko v Beater event, for the viewing pleasure of MMA fans around the globe. This event, located at the LA Memorial Colossuseum in Los Angeles, is proudly sponsored by GREEN!160 based in Las Vegas

This event hosted a two Title fights at 145 pounds between Timofey Boyko and Meat Beater for the Featherweight Championship, and at 155 pounds between Krystian Wojnasiewicz and Napoleon Dynamite for the Lightweight Championship. This action-packed event had 10 fights resulting in 2 knockouts, 1 submission 7 decisions (2 by split decision). Rabid Alien here to walk you through the survivors. All the vertabrae-crushing eardrum-popping details can be found at http://www.mmatycoon.com/orgeventpublic.php?EvID=827075



185 lbs fight between Allen Robinson (199380) and Craig Rave (78157)

Both fighters start out kinda slow and basically feeling each other out and considering both men have Black Belts in BJJ I kinda was surprised at the lack of takedowns. Rave had 15 takedown attempts and got only 3 of them...but he threw only 3 strikes and attempted only 2 submissions... Robinson didnt attempt ANY takedowns which also surprised me. Both men appeared to be weak in the Muay Thai department and niether man impressed me whatsoever in the standup battle. Overall I was somewhat bored and disappointed in this fight. Thankfully the judges were able to stay awake...I THINK?

Results: The 3 judges see the fight slightly differently at 30:27/29:28/30:27 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Allen Robinson !



265+lbs fight between Zeus "God King" Leonidas (219424) and Thor Boschat (212912)

Well the ball gets rolling right from the start when Borchat kicks Leonides in the BALLS...he didnt kick him in the PENIS...nobody kicks a guy in the PENIS for crying out loud! And if they did...he would probably LIKE it. Anyway...halfway thru round 1, Boschat cuts Leonidas with an impressive 4-punch combination, and then another ! Boschat must have practiced that a LOT in the prep for this fight, but he is not the only one who is finding his range and in the last minute of the round, Leonidas rocks Boschat with a right hand and then knocks him down with another right. But Boschat survives and when we get to Round 2, Leonides gets revenge and kicks Boschat in the BALLS. But its all over in the 2nd minute of round 2 when Boschat gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! Leonidas gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!

Results: After 1:20 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Zeus Leonidas! Leonidas was awarded "KO of the night" for this performance.



170 lbs fight between "The Force of Nature" Sami Sykloni (151785) and Stanly Williams (174422)

Ding! Ding! takedown Williams! Yep it was that fast...but Sykoli controls him nicely and it isnt long before the referee stands them up. But seconds later its Williams with the takedown again and he is throwing GnP but Sykloni is defending quite well and a minute later they are back on their feet. Another takedown for Williams and another standup for the ref... Just before the end of the round Williams kicks Sykloni in the BALLS. Round 2, Sykloni stuffs a takedown attempt and is leg kicking to slow Williams takedowns down. Round 3, Surprise! Now its Williams who stuffs a Sykloni takedown attempt. They are taking turns trying to get a takedown...u would think they could come to a mutual agreement...Sykloni with a right hand that rocks Williams who tries to counter with a takedown...stuffed. And again stuffed...and Sykloni is tryinmg to clinch and does...and swiftly jumps guard. Williams cant seem to find Sykloni with both fists, and the referee stands them up one second before the end of the fight. I think Williams could of won that fight if he improved his ground offense...

Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same at 29:28 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Sami Sykloni!



185 lbs fight between Jax "Scarslutje" Teller (144166) and Sepp "Sub" Maier (86796)

Teller the Master knockout fighter VS Maier the master submissions fighter. Well Im gonna guess it will be Maier with the takedown attempt and Teller with the stuff...Good Gravy I LOVE it when Im right! And again...again again again again AGAIN and Teller scores with a counter punch that sends Maier to the canvas! Teller smells blood - he's punishing Maier with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Maier has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref.

Results: After 0:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jax Teller!



170 lbs fight between "Superfly" Jimmy Snuka (159898) and "Ill" Illias Illiadis (192937)

Snuka straight to the clinch and of course being a ground fighter he is trying to take the fight to the ground and eventually does. He immediately starts working submissions and Illiadis also being a ground fighter tries a submission as well, and succeeds in taking Snuka's back but the bell rings before he can do much. Round 2, Snuka isnt scared about Illiadis having his back in the last round and clinches and then pulls guard instead of a takedown and goes right to the submission and he's got it! Illiadis screams in pain and taps out!

Results: After 1:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Jimmy Snuka! Snuka was awarded "Submission of the night" award for this performance.



155 lbs fight between Diego "Nightmare" Sanchez (142862) and "The Balled Of" Speedy Atkins (175107)

It was love at first sight for these two and these two get right to the hugging when Atkins rushes Sanchez and presses him up against the cage for the clinch. Every round Atkins would clinch up with his sweety Sanchez and they would hug and exchange blows until the end of the round. It a was lovely fight. Atkins threw half his punches to the body probably because he couldnt take his eyes off the sexy Sanchez physic and Sanchez focused mostly on punching Adkins cute face and when it was all over...

Results: The judges were probably confused by all the romance and saw the fight differently at 28:30/28:30/29:28 in favor of your winner, by split decision... Diego Sanchez!



205 lbs fight between Charles LaFontier (173319) and Lars "Blitzkreig" Voller (183546)

Another lovefest with the hugging and clinching. The biggest difference is that in this fight they threw some nice elbows...both of them were cut and in the last minute of the fight, Voller is rocked...but LaFontier could not get him to go down...and thats NOT a sexual pun.... It was easy to see who won the fight when LaFontier landed more than double the strikes as did Voller.

Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same at 27:30 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Charles LaFontier!



This fight is a TITLE fight at 155 lbs between the Champion, Krystian "Wojna" Wojnasiewicz (159688) and the Challenger, Napoleon Dynamite (191238)

Both men kicking and it soon became apparent that Wojnasiewicz was wanting to fight from the clinch...but the few times he got into a clinch, Dynamite would break off. Not sure why because they seemed about even in the clinch. Dynamite managed to get 2 takedowns, and did OK on the ground, but it was the glaring difference in the standing war that made this fight easy for the judges. Wojnasiewicz threw 160 strikes and landed 88 of them for a strike percentage of 55% which is really good for a 5 round fight. Dynamite threw damn near as many strikes at 152 and landed 47 for a 30% landed which aint really bad...but comes in easily second place to the storm of strikes landed by Wojnasiewicz.

Results: The judges see the fight somewhat differently at 50:45/49:47/50:45 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Krystian Wojnasiewicz! Krystian Wojnasiewicz retains his lightweight title!



170 lbs fight between Ray "The Raven" Lewis (199055) and Marshall Noir (112792)

Lewis is striking and stuffing takedowns and Noir is throwing combos and countering with takedown attempts. When Lewis starts kicking, Noir shoots in for the takedown and gets it. Lewis throws in a kimura and when Noir has to roll to get out of it, Lewis manages to reverse him and throw some GnP. About the time I expected the referee to stand them up, Noir gets a reversal and they end up standing just in time to end the round. Round 2, Lewis comes in swinging and Noir counters with a takedown, but Lewis manages to escape and get back to his feet. Lewis agin with the kicking and when it become predictable, Noir times it just right and gets the takedown again. They roll around like 2 dogs fighting over a bone and reverse each other and looks like a submission attempt in there somewhere and then Lewis stands up just in time for the round to end. Round 3, Lewis again with the kicking and lands a head kick which Noir uses to his advantage to get a takedown...unless he was stunned and FELL into it? Lewis has already shown he is slippery and flexible and has outstanding transitions, and this time he squirms around and has Noir's back and is throwing strikes. He pops Noir in the back of the head a couple times and the referee stands them up after warning Lewis about the cheap shots. The fight continues on in pretty much the same manner with Lewis being aggressive in the standup and Noir using takedowns as counter-moves and being squirmy and difficult on the ground. Noir did manage to try a couple submissions but no love...

Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same at 27:30 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ray Lewis!



This fight is a TITLE fight at 145 lbs between Timofey "Beast" Boyko (151666) and Meat Beater (174503)

Beater comes out aggressive as hell and Boyko is defending and countering and apparently has no attacking in the gameplan... until he gets into the clinch and then he is feeding Beater knees and elbows for lunch. And thats pretty much how the fight went. Both men clinching and with Beater occasionally breaking clinch and both men using the entire arsenal in the standing battle. The main difference seemed to be Boyko using an incredible amount of knees and elbows in the clinch and Beater used ZERO. But Beater landing almost as many punches in the clinch and making it a damn close fight. I think these two will see each other in the cage again soon...

Results: The judges see the fight differently and score it 49:48/46:49/49:46 in favor of your winner, by split decision... Timofey Boyko! Timofey Boyko retains his featherweight title! This fight earned "Fight of the night" award. And a late-breaking report telling us the judges union is sending the judges in for eye exams due to such wide discrepancies in the scores...and I hear there is also an investigation into possible match-rigging....more to follow....

It was a lovely night for mayhem and slaughter and I hope u enjoyed it as much as I (and the winners) did...lol

GOODBYE!

[Mentor]

In celebration of 6 years of GAMMA, we have decided to honor the following managers with induction to our Manager HOF:

Boondock The Destroyer (503)
Mr Gutz (3074)
Igor Psycho (6994)
Gale Hawthorne (22636)
Whymer Van Mastodon (40116)
Grund McGrunderson (3341)
John McGuirk (1306)
Face Kicker (2965)
Richard Davenport (10647)
Matt Cave (45538)

To get inducted you need to complete one of the following criteria:

100+ total fights
50+ total wins
25+ High Profile fights

The following "currently active" in game managers have also been given a flashy GAMMA Legend trophy:

Boondock The Destroyer (503)
Mr Gutz (3074)
Igor Psycho (6994)
Gale Hawthorne (22636)
Whymer Van Mastodon (40116)

[Mentor]

On 2 May, 2015, the original GAMMA (Global Association of MMA) Organization, managed by the industrious Mentor Corleone (3503), presented the GAMMA#478 Curry v Cuenca event, for the viewing pleasure of MMA fans around the globe. This event, located at the LA Memorial Colossuseum in Los Angeles, is proudly sponsored by GREEN!160 based in Las Vegas

This event hosted a two Title fights at 205 pounds between Ted Stefans and Pierre Trudeaufor the Light Heavyweight Championship, and at 185 pounds between Ricard Cuenca and Arthur Curry for the Middleweight Championship. This action-packed event had 10 fights resulting in 5 knockouts, and 5 decisions (2 by split decision). Rabid Alien here to walk you through the gut-piles, and all the face-scratching hair-pulling details can be found at http://www.mmatycoon.com/orgeventpublic.php?EvID=828442



145 lbs fight between Danny White (229844) and Mike "Big Pimpin" Henderson (147392)

It was White with the clinches and takedowns and submission attempts, but Henderson had some good ground work as well, but it was more Henderson in the standup battle with an excellent kicking attack. In fact since Henderson landed 26 strikes in the standing versus White landing ONLY 6...and the ground strikes landed being the same...I question how the hell ANYONE could call this a "close" fight let alone score it in favor of White. Even if u counted the submission attempts it dont add up..add the takedowns...still dont add up....Naw Im saying it loudly...the FIX was in...

Results: The judges had a different view of the fight and scored it 29:28/28:29/29:28 in favor of your winner, by split decision... Danny White!



265+ lbs fight between Convicted Killer (187371) and Ayrton Pena Milani (126112)

Killer with first strike landed and Milani is kicking and missing. Milani is cut early but a right hand and Killer is wanting to clinch and is apparently becomes jeolous when Milani tries to clinch, so he counters with a head kick that drops Pena Milani to the mat but he scrambles away and gets to his feet. All this in the first minute. Killer likes the success with his kicks and continues kicking and lands a spinninmg back-kick NICE! And follows that up with a monster head kick from Killer and Pena Milani falls like a tree. BAM! hes down, he's out and its OVER! That was a SWEET knockout by Killer, and worthy of KO of the night award.

Results: After 1:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Convicted Killer!



170 lbs fight between "Dai tuong" Phan Tran Le (162219) and David "The Mink" Charles (150927)

Charles comes out swinging with combinations and Le is working the body and trying to find the range. Le is liking the clinch and is doing pretty good striking from it, but Charles is also doing well with the clinch and they spend a lot of time in the clinch. But its in the standing when Le unloads a perfect head kick, dropping Charles like a sack of...SAND and jumps on him and forces the referee to step in...

Results: After 1:53 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Phan Tran Le!



205 lbs fight between Jaako Meritähti (226114) and Paul "PJ" Jones (104531)

Jones swings and misses and Meritähti counters and hits...Jones is cut on the 2nd strike of the fight...NOT good. Jones with a takedown and working submissions AND Gnp both, which comes as no surprise with him being an elite ground fighter and a Red belt in BJJ. Just before the end of the round, Jones has taken Meritähti's back but Meritähti is staying cool under pressure, defending well against the rear naked choke attempt until the bell dings. Round 2, Both men throw a punch to start, but its Jones wanting a takedown too obviously, and Meritähti is defending nicely. Jones is tricky however and sets it up with a feint and gets his takedown, but Meritähti manages to sweep and reverse him, which is probably right were tricky Jones was wanting to be... Jones is trying to improve position and control Meritähti too much and bores the referee who stands them up. Jones immediately gets a takedown and tries a couple submission attempts before the end of the round. Round 3, Both men start out swinging again, but surprisingly enough its Jones who is landing the shots. Meritähti has started throwing head kicks and is stuffing Jones's takedown attempts, 1, 2, 3, 4, and timing the predictable takedown attempt nicely, Meritähti connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle and rocks Jones. Then he follows it up with an poverhand right and drops Jones. Mount and finish. Nicely done Meritähti !!!

Results: After 1:59 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jaako Meritähti!



185 lbs fight between Ava "Q" Noel (181965) and "The Cannibal" Karl Denke (63718)

It musta been a bit frustrating for Denke when out of 4 takedown attempts he only got 2 and was totally unable to land any GnP while on the ground...and of the 7 clinch attempts, Denke managed to clinch only twice and instantly Noel would break free... But other than that it was a reasonably good fight. Noel simply outscored Denke with a ratio of 3 Denke strikes landed, to 4 Noel strikes landed.

Results: The judges see the fight slightly different at 30:27/30:28/30:27 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ava Noel!



205 lbs fight between Marko Torturo (54639) and "The Boy Who Lived" Harry Potter (83976)

It was the 1-dimension fighter versus the 2-dimension fighter with Potter throwing punches only and Torturo throwing the whole range of punches AND kicks at least in the standing. The clinch saw punches from both but no Muay Thai to be seen anywhere... Early in the 1st round, Torturo dropped Potter to a knee with a right hook but for most the fight it was kinda like watching a boring sparring match...and apparently Potter was as snoozable as I was because he was holding his hands low like there was no danger and BAM ! Torturo axe-kicked him and knocked that ass right the hell out.

Results: After 1:37 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Marko Torturo!



170 lbs fight between Kris Hong (204017) and Alexander "Russian Vityaz" Povetkin (50112)

hong starts strong with a front kick that sends Povetkin stumbling back into the cage and for the next minute + its all Hong on the attack and Povetkin on the recieving. Eventually Povetkin throws a jab and then a leg kick...oh wow its Povetkin throwing strikes now...guess he just a REAL slow starter. Then halfway into the round Hong kicks Povetkin in the BALLS and the fight goes all the way to the bell with Hong attacking with a smorgasbord of strikes and Povetkin trying to counter and throwing combinations that usually miss. It wasn't really a beatdown...but I think Hong dont have to look far if he needs a sparring partner...

Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same at 27:30 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kris Hong!



170 lbs fight between Fernando "The Bull" Alves (142991) and "The Brown Norge" Jurmas Uusisto (138062)

Uusisto landed first strike but not much landed after that. Uusisto threw over 90 strikes and only 12 of them landed...not to mention the WEAK performance on clinches and takedowns with less than 15% success, and at this level you simply cannot compete like that. After the fight when i heard Uusisto was to retire I thought..."Yeah thats a smart move, nobody ever said Uusisto was stupid" So lets talk about Alves. Alves was quite simply impressive. Not only did he put a thumping on a previous Champion but he also landed an incredible 67% of his strikes and that is some top level striking!

Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same at 30:27 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fernando Alves! Surprisingly even though he won the previous 2 fights...after this loss to Alves, Uusisto retired.



This was a TITLE fight at 205 lbs between Ted Stefans (182837) and "The Purple Stripe" Pierre Trudeau (113658) for the light heavyweight belt.

Both men liked fighting in the clinch but thankfully Trudeau was good at getting a clinch (with 8 out of 8) because Stefans couldn't get a clinch to save his soul (with 0 out of 4). Stefans was busy with his Muay Thai and used his knees nicely in the clinch and his kicks a bit more than Trudeau did in the standing war...but it was his over-abundance of punches in the clinch that would of won him the fight simply on scoring alone. But nobody comes to a TITLE fight to win on points and Stefans power was exposed several times during the fight. He cut Trudeau with a knee late in the 1st round and u rarely see a cut by knee. He also knocked Trudeau down in the middle of the 2nd round with a right hand, but it was an uppercut from the clinch that dropped Trudeau and allowed Stefans to finish him in the 4th round. Nice work champ !

Results: After 1:47 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ted Stefans! Ted Stefans retains his light heavyweight title! Stefans was awarded the "KO of the Night" award for this performance.



This was a TITLE fight at 185 lbs between Ricard "Basque Threat" Cuenca (163776) and "King of the Seven Seas" Arthur Curry (92326)

With so much controversy surrounding this fight I think it behooves us to look closely. There was no ground war. In the standing it was a somewhat close battle, with Curry landing 47 strikes to Cuenca's 58 strikes. Plus Cuenca had 5 clinches...but who scores a clinch as a point? Best I know...clinches are not scored. Some people dont even score takedowns... But regarding the clinch...it was an even closer battle with Curry landing 22 strikes and Cuenca landing 26. TOTAL strikes landed by Curry is 69 versus TOTAL strikes landed by Cuenca 84. Thats a reasonably CLOSE fight, and with no knockdowns or fireworks to mention...the fight stats easily show Cuenca with the win... Depending the manner the fight was fought, could affect the judging of some rounds and account for a difference of score...but we have one judge who saw the fight completely reversed of the stats and the other 2 judges and should be investigated in my opinion.

Results: The judges saw this fight differently with scores of 45:50/50:45 WHAT? and 48:49 in favor of your winner, by split decision... Ricard Cuenca! Ricard Cuenca is the new middleweight champion! Not often u see a Championship won by spilt decision...or a complete discrepancy in scores like this in a championship fight...I think we having corruption issues in the judges union.... But regardless of the other issues..it was a hellofa fight and earned the "Fight of the night" award.



An interesting evening that Im confident will result in an investigation and Im SURE will provide fight fans something to talk about for some time to come. GOODBYE !

[Mentor]

On 2 May, 2015, the original GAMMA (Global Association of MMA) Organization, managed by the prosperous Mentor Corleone (3503), presented the GAMMA#479 Bateman v Gorilla event, for the viewing pleasure of MMA fans around the globe. This event, located at Wombley Arena in London, is proudly sponsored by GREEN!160 based in Las Vegas.

This action-packed event had 10 fights resulting in 5 knockouts, and 5 decisions and hosted one Title fight at 265 pounds between Patrick Bateman and Fat Gorrila for the Heavyweight Championship. Rabid Alien here to walk you through the toe-twisting, eye-ball gouging details can be found at http://www.mmatycoon.com/orgeventpublic.php?EvID=828834



155 lbs fight between Augustus "The Last Prince" Belvedere IV (123199) and Graeme Symons (185305)

Symons was the superior ground fighter so it didn't surprise me he was interested to take it to the ground (10 attempts) and he did reasonably well with his GnP landing 4 of his 8 strikes when he managed to get it to the ground (2 times). What DID surprise me was, he landed more head and body punches than Belvedere, AND he rocked Beledere late in the 2nd round, but...he had no combinations or kicks to mix it up with which allowed his predictability to be better defended against and...when it went to the scorecards....

Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same at 30:27 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Augustus Belvedere IV!



205 lbs fight between "Riiviö" Pyry Perkele (178394) and Alfonso Lopez (163648)

Interesting matchup with Perkele having a slight advantage in Muay Thai, and Lopez a slight advantage in wrestling. So of course u would expect Lopez to be wanting to get a takedown and some GnP action...and he did get a takedown (1 out of 4 tries) and some GnP as well (1 strike landed out of 4 thrown). But the Muay Thai advantage of Perkele was likely used to the best and carried the decision for the win. Perkele literally kicked the shit out of Lopez and landed more leg kicks alone than all of Lopez strikes total.

Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same at 27:30 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Pyry Perkele!



265+ lbs fight between Julien "The French Psychopath" Touret (175093) and Franklin Munchack (204686)

Touret lands first strike and cuts Munchack with a left hand, and then knocks him down with an uppercut. Munchack stands when Touret waves him up and takes the fight into the clinch. Touret starts throwing knees and elbows and Munchack's cut is getting worse. Another elbow...worse. Another elbow...worse. Then a nice uppercut and the cut is really nasty. One more elbow and the doctor checks the blood covered fighter and the fight is over. WOW. 4 elbows thrown, 4 elbows landed...and all with precision aiming at the cut for a great performance by Touret ! No "syndrome" here I can see...But they say, "elbows speak louder than words" right?

Results: After 1:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Julien Touret!



185 lbs fight between Ben Zanotto (174152) and "The Lion Of Matema" Baraka Simengwa (192358)

Zanotto is one of those elite wrestlers that so many fear because not only can he make pretzels out of you on the ground, but he can knock you right the hell out as well, and has 21 victims (out of 26 wins) to prove it. Simengwa however is a Red Belt in BJJ and aint scared of anybody we know...and has 18 victims (out of 20 wins) to tell the tale for him. So as expected Zanotto threw some strikes in the standing because a power striker can do you an ugly standing OR on the ground, but most the fight was on the ground where Zanotto literally beat the dog-snot out of Simengwa as Simengwa worked hard to get the submission with 12 attempts. But...

Results: In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ben Zanotto!



265+ lbs fight between Marcus Fenix (186326) and Michael Proctor (187233)

Interesting to note it was Fenix with the clinches, but couldn't land a single strike there, while Proctor got a few shots in. But it was all about the standup and Fenix quite simply outlanded Proctor more than 2 to 1.

Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same way at 30:27 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Marcus Fenix!



145 lbs fight between "The Candyman" Willy Wonka (159900) and Yuri Boyka (34136)

As expected Wonka the submission fighter was going for takedowns and submissions, but Boyka came prepared to defend and he did that nicely and Wonka failed to get the submission. But Boyka is 41 years old and wins more from decision than any other method, and that means going the distance...maybe not a good game plan for a 41 year old...

Results: All 3 judges see the fught the same at 29:28 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Willy Wonka!



265+ lbs fight between Ashley Harrington (187234) and Tio Malone (182171)

First strike landed is an overhand right from Malone delivered pro bono to Harrington and Harrington is cut. Harrington lands his first strike and Malone is cut from a high kick. Dont think I ever seen that before....each fighter cut from the first blow their opponent lands... Maybe the vampires roaring got the 2 fighters a bit leary to land more strikes and splash more blood because they both seem more interested to counter than to throw...but apparently the corner talk got Harrington back to the fight with grit in his teeth because he came right out the 2nd round and he cracks Malone with a big right hand that send him stumbling back against the cage and down to his knees. Harrington is eager to finish and leave before security loses control of the vampires and he quickly attacks and the referee stops the fight.

Results: After 0:33 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ashley Harrington!



185 lbs fight between "Vodoo Child" Virgil Keller (178804) and Hector "Hammerhead" Williams (151289)

With an elite wrestler (Williams) and a BJJ black belt (Keller) I kinda expected this fight to go to the ground rather quickly...but NOT. Both men using kicks mixed with punches, but its Keller landing a bit more. Keller is cut by a Williams hook and its Williams knocked the hell out when Keller unleases a brutal combination of punches ending with a nasty shot to the jaw that ends the fight. Nice finish Keller !

Results: After 4:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Virgil Keller!



265+ lbs fight between Gunnar Steigelmann (196145) and "The WarWagon" Jt Colossus (1688)

Can you say clinch-war? Yep you better be able to, because this fight was damn near all clinch. Colossus the elite boxer was all punches (8 landed) and Steigelmann the elite boxer with elite Muay Thai skills used punches AND knees AND elbows nicely mixed to keep the 1-dimensional boxer confused what was coming next. Sure enough Steigelmann catches Colossus with a knee to the head while they were clinched and crumples Colossus.

Results: After 0:34 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee & Punches). Gunnar Steigelmann! The defeated Jt Colossus (a member of the THE ILLUMINATI alliance) had this to say: "I want to thank GAMMA for being an amazing organization and I want to thank my opponent for knocking me to kingdom come". Steiglemann was awarded the "KO of the Night" for this performance.



265 lbs TITLE fight between the Champion, "American Psycho" Patrick Bateman (180187) and the Challenger, Fat Gorrila (204973)

Bateman has 26 of his 27 wins coming by knockout, but Gorrila has elite Muay Thai skills AND a black belt in BJJ with 12 of his 14 wins coming by knockout. So Im thinking the final bell wont be sounded... Both men showing experience and mixing in kicks and working the body, and its a close fight when Gorrila is rocked by a Bateman head-kick that knocks Gorrila down. Gorrila gets to his feet bleeding and Bateman lands a big uppercut and this one is all over! Gorrila is motionless on the canvas...a brutal finish by Bateman !

Results: After 3:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Patrick Bateman! Patrick Bateman retains his heavyweight title! This fight was awarded the "Fight of the night".

I still say Daffey Duck was a transsexual...GOODBYE !!

Note: This event was reviewed by Rabid Alien (102643)

[Mentor]

On 9 May, 2015, the original GAMMA (Global Association of MMA) Organization, managed by the prosperous Mentor Corleone (3503), presented the GAMMA#480 Juste vs Wednesday event, for the viewing pleasure of MMA fans around the globe. This event, located at LA Memorial Colossuseum in Los Angeles, is proudly sponsored by GREEN!160 based in Las Vegas.

This action-packed event had 10 fights resulting in 3 knockouts (1 by SLAM), and 7 decisions (1 being split) and hosted one Title fight at 265+ pounds between Lan Mandragoran and Tamias Poochyena for the SuperHeavyweight Championship. Rabid Alien here to walk you through the dismembered torsos and for those of you with the stomach for it, all the splincter-ripping, skull-bashing details can be found at http://www.mmatycoon.com/orgeventpublic.php?EvID=828835



155 lbs fight between Stampe "The Death Troll" Eklund (191268) and Parvati Mellia (184568)

Recently picked up by Bobby Heyman (99756) from being a free agent, Eklund has apparently learned a new trick to add to his arsenal. Being a wrestler we expect him to after takedowns and ground and pound...but he has added a twist....now he gets a takedown and uses the ground to pound you. Melia being an elite boxer with sensational Muay Thai skills was winning the fight easily...in fact he was making Eklund look bad by basically thumping his ass good. Apparently Eklund got frustrated and in the beginning of round 3 he went out there and picked Mellia up over his shoulder and just slammed him down so hard it knocked him right the hell OUT. WOW !

Results: After 0:38 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Slam). Stampe Eklund!



145 lbs fight between "The Whoreson" Lik Alotadik (161997) and Hector "Bullshit Detector" Barbosa (168682)

Barbosa being an elite wrestler we knew to expect takedowns in his gameplan and we did...11 in fact. And Barbosa got 4 takedowns but was not able to do much with them as he threw only 3 strikes and landed none of them. Truth is, this fight was all about the standing war. And war they did. Both men using the entire arsenal and throwing and landing nicely and it was a great fight to watch. But it came down to numbers...and Alotadik simply out-licked...ah er... out-struck Barbosa for the win...excuse me...

Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same at 30:27 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lik Alotadik!



185 lbs fight between "The Anaconda" Marcos Duarte (120066) Genghis "The Mongoloid" Khan (198249)

Both men being ground fighters with Duarte having slightly better wrestling skills, I expected much of this fight to be on the ground, and Khan tried to follow that plan with 13 takedown attempts all stuffed ! Duarte on the other hand tried (and got) only 1 takedown and he damn sure knows what to do when he gets there! Despite Khan trying 4 submission attempts, Duarte was windmilling strikes and threw 13 ground strikes and landed 11 of them...which is more GnP thrown and landed than I can recall in a long time... But honestly the ground strikes wern't even needed to win this by decision because Duarte out struck Khan in the standing 45 to 13. It wasn't so much that Khan wasn't throwing...but he couldn't connect....maybe due to Duarte's reach advantage...?

Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same at 27:30 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Marcos Duarte!



265+ lbs fight between "Lucky" Salvatore Lucania (178877) and K.J. Choi (127918)

Choi is a well rounded sensational fighter, but Lucania's strong area is Muay Thai and he was intent on making the fight happen in the clinch and had an incredible 28 clinch attempts. Choi must of figured this into his gameplan because Lucania only got 6 of those 28 to work. And work them he did. Both men about equal with Muay Thai and it was a close fight. But Choi being cut in the 2nd round by a knee and Lucania basically the aggressor and imposing his will on Choi by clinching...probably swayed the judges on a close fight.

Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same at 28:29 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Salvatore Lucania!



185 lbs fight between "The Soul Collector" Diego Aragon (210560) and "Professor Chaos" Leopold Stotch (144486)

Stotch the Muay Thai fighter with the takedowns, and Aragon with the clinches, and between the two we was all over the place. It was a close and exciting fight but I think the judges were watching the ring girls or something because the fight stats total Aragon with 27 strikes landed, and Stotch with 36 strikes landed. Aragon got 3 takedowns and Stotch got 3 clinches (if u count that stuff) and both had 1 submission attempt...so how they come up with Aragon the winner I gotta wonder...

Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same at 29:28 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Diego Aragon!



265+ lbs fight between "Top Shelf" Giuseppe Maldini (189076) and Aleksanteri "The Siberian Bear" Karelin (185978)

Karekin takes a leg kick and then goes "Bearserk" and attacks Maldini furiously and manages to cut him and then take him down. Karelin is throwing GnP but Maldini is defending nicely and nothing is landing. So the referee stands them up and next you know Karelin is cut and the vampire corner is swarming forward to the ring... Round 2, Karelin with a takedown but gets reversed by Maldini who is unable to get anything going and the referee stands them up again. Just before the end of the round, Maldidni lands a head kick and Karelin's cut is worse now. Round 3, late in the round, Karelin cracks Maldini with an uppercut and knocks him down and for a moment it looked like OUT...but he recovered and survives to the end of the fight.

Results: The 3 judges see the fight differently at 29:28/28:29/28:29 in favor of your winner, by split decision... Giuseppe Maldini! Maldini takes the opportunity to say "Another win thats 3 in a row MENTOR get the champ in this cage so i can hand him his ass". But thats just Maldini...same thing he has said the last 3 fights? and one of them was a loss...so I will let you figure it out....



170 lbs fight between "Rip" Rufus McTearson (186694) and Alastair Gridlock (160181)

Both warriors had no interest in a ground war but both had bandin in mind from the clinch or the standing,,,and bang they did. McTearson had knees and elbows in the clinch against Gridlocks punches only...but Gridlock did fine and outlanded McTearson 12 to 9 in the clinch. The standing war saw Gridlock land 25 strikes and McTearson landed 35. So by my math that gives McTearson 44 strikes landed and Gridlock landed 37. Which makes McTearson the winner! Straight math...you gotta love it.

Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same at 29:28 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rufus McTearson!



205 lbs fight between Ender Wiggin (80914) and "I want to Vomit" Scotty Bennet (167187)

Wiggin wants to clinch and counters off a kick from Bennet and gets it. Shortly after, Bennet is cut by a Wiggin elbow. Bennet breaks free but Wiggin is in love and clinches again despite Bennets obvious repulsion. Bennet is fighting for freedom as Wiggin breathes his foul breath in his face and is feeding him elbows at the same time. Wiggins is landing knees to the head and Bennet breaks free. Wiggin apparently gets upset at the rejection of his best romantic efforts and smacks Bennet with a right hand and knocks him down. Knowing that being on the ground might not be a good idea with a romantic demon like Wiggin, Bennet scrambles to his feet and wobbles around still rocked. Wiggin takes advantage of his vulnerablity and hugs him again. I mean CLINCHES him again... Bennet manages to break free and Wiggin smacks him with a hook and puts him down. Quickly Wiggin climbs on top and is administering a beating worthy of a domectic violence charge when the referee steps in...

Results: After 3:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Ender Wiggin! Bennet states that his fighting career is over...wonder if that means the loving days are beginning? hmmmmmm the strangest things happen in the cage they say...



265+ lbs TITLE fight between the Challenger, Lan "Aanallein" Mandragoran (169650) who has carried that belt enough to probably think of it as HIS...and the Champion, Tamias Poochyena (135965) who is defending the belt for the 3rd time.

Both men looking like this or that... always wondered how the commentator knows what they are thinking...maybe its a job pre-requisite to read minds? Anyway...Poochyena gets the ball rolling and throws a few strikes and lands a few and its a full minute before Mandragoran decides to start throwing also. 2 minutes into the fight and Mandragoran is being somewhat "bullied" by Poochyena and seems to be missing most of his infrequent strikes and defending. Poochyena is the aggressive one and goes for the clinch and they stay in the clinch until the end of the round which Poochyena took. Round 2, Poochyena strikes 1st and Mandragoran still missing most his shots and both are kicking a bit. Poochyena is cut late in the round by a Mandragoran hook and the round may have been taken by Mandragoran. Round 3, Mandragoran lands 1st and then lamds some more...he seems to be alive now and probably knows he needs the round in a big way. Mandragoran is attacking with the kicks and is really taking the fight to Poochyena. Poochyena throwing wild and sloppy after a head kick, Mandragoran counters with a nice right hand that sends Poochyena toppling to the canvas. Poochyena stands but is rocked and Mandragoran is swarming him with a kick to the body, hook to the body, and a big straight right hand. It connects beautifully and sends Poochyena tumbling to the canvas! He's out cold ! Nice work !

Results: after 2:42 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Lan Mandragoran! Lan Mandragoran is the new super heavyweight champion! Mandragoran is awarded " KO of the night" for this performance.



170 lbs fight between "Sweetheart" Alpo Wednesday (71857) and Renan St Juste (102580)

After 5 straight wins and taking the belt from Yeshua "I AM" Immanuel (123742) in his last fight, St Juste is eager to show that the belt BELONGS to him in his 1st defense here tonight. However, Wednesday who himself was wearing a belt when he left Ultimate Vale Tudo Organization thinks he has what it takes to wear the belt in the GAMMA Organization and has somehow convinced the 'powers that be' to give him the opportunity to 'prove himself' on his 1st fight in the org. So he will be fighting the Champion Renan St Juste in a 5 round NON-TITLE fight. DING DING ! They are trading shots and its a good fight. Wednesady wants to clinch and St Juste is fine with that, but Wednesday doesnt seem to be doing much there and eventually the referee breaks them up. Wednesday's reach advantage seems to be helping him get the advantage in the standing war but he still wants to clinch. Round 2, Wednesday with the clinch and St Juste is doing well there but his corner wants him out so he breaks free. Which apparently upsets Wednesday who uses a jab-cross combination to cut St Juste. Wednesday seems to be winning the standing battle and took the first 2 rounds, but the 3rd round starts with Wednesday getting into the clinch likely to shut down Renan St Juste's kicking. But St Juste is winning the clinch war and he takes round 3 which was all clinched up... Round 4, its not long and its Wednesday with the clinch again, and St Juste is working him over pretty good there and rocks Wednesday with an inside shot. But Wednesday didnt win his belt by being a punk and he fights back and survives the round. Final round, Wednesday wants the clinch of course and gets it....seems like St Juste aint fighting that to hard... but Wednesday comes on strong and its a hellofa fight all the way to the final bell.

Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same at 46:49 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Alpo Wednesday! Not a big surprise to see this fight is awarded the "Fight of the night".



Until next time! GOODBYE !!!

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GAMMA is proud to induct 3 legends to our hall of fame.

Jurmas Uusisto (138062)

Managed by Zenaral Mänätzer (5415), Record in GAMMA 9-9, won the 170lbs title, winner of 6 FON awards, headlined 2 events, highest rank p4p 8. Came into GAMMA with a lot of hype, after spending most his career in Versus and was an instant hit winning the title in his first fight against Cole River. He had other big wins over Yeshua Immanuel and Jimmy Snuka as well as competing in the Olympics for GAMMA.

Jt Colossus (1688)

Managed by Boondock The Destroyer (503), record in GAMMA 24-20, won the 265lbs title, winner of 18 FON awards, headlined 6 events, highest rank p4p 39. Spend most of his life as a mid tier fighter for the org, however he was a fan pleaser with his all in attitude and would rarely win (or lose) by anything other than TKO/KO. Had some big wins over GAMMA legends such as Kenichi Shirahama, Mark Makers and 3 wins over Lan Mandragoran, with the last 2 being for the title.

Marshall Noir (112792)

Managed by GAMMA HOF Whymer Van Mastodon (40116), Record inside GAMMA 13-10-1, won the 170lbs title, defended it on 3 occasions, winner of 7 FON awards, highest rank p4p 17 and headliner of 2 events, highest rank p4p 17. Had a very solid chin, his biggest accomplishment was the 2 big wins over Renan St Juste, although he had big wins over Yeshua Immanuel, Kris Hong, Jurmas Uusisto and Doc Chillum. He only started to fail when the game decided the ground game should become irrelevant.