Guest Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 "Sperling Windsor hides chipmunks in his rectum. True story." -Dalston Marley "Did you get an advance copy of my book "How I won LoL with a chipmunk inside me"?" Sperling Windsor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j666 Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 Due to economical decline, the DIFO Award has now been changed from $10,000 to $1,000. This is still double your fighter's regular pay and will ensure that no checks bounce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Showdown Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 Due to economical decline, the DIFO Award has now been changed from $10,000 to $1,000. This is still double your fighter's regular pay and will ensure that no checks bounce. That is fair. You would have lost way too much money otherwise. It would have been ridiculous. Thanks for at least keeping the award. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 Yeah, I don't think anyone realized how much it would've cost At the current rate, it would've cost him between 400-500k by the end of the tournament. This way, it's more nearer to 40-50k. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erik Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 Olav Erikson requested that I inform Gabriel Key that he is more parts flaming homo than fireball and will be promptly taken down and pounded out and that he will like it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 http://mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilepublic.php?FID=179072 is in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 Sir Albert Chunnelsworth III, The Crown Prince of North Dinklage, England makes a quick statement following his win over Norman Frist or something stupid like that. "5 kicks. And pillowy soft. This is what the League of Champions has to offer? Prior to the fight I planned on knocking this blokes teeth out in the first. Quick and easy. But he got a bit chirpy, so I administered a 3 round beating. And every time I saw him start to slip into unconsciousness, I'd take a little break. Now it looks like the poor fellah is going to be injured for 7 days instead of the 2 or 3 if I just knocked him out immediately. Seems to be a little low on energy too. What a shame. I gots me a bit of energy though, so I'll be keeping your lady company while you're laid up in the hospital. Next time, you'll know to keep your Detroit City Motor Mouth Shut, cause unlike your dump of a hometown, Obama ain't coming to bail your ass out." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 Benedikt got gassed in the first 10 seconds of his fight. He told me he had been training with Chris Leben before the fight. He's gonna switch out training partners for his upcoming brawl though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 I spoke to Hokey Smeinen after his latest victory, and he said he wants to know when he's going to fight someone who isn't a little bitch. Click here to see the destruction: http://mmatycoon.com/fightcommentary.php?FTID=431435 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potter09 Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 I spoke to Hokey Smeinen after his latest victory, and he said he wants to know when he's going to fight someone who isn't a little bitch. Click here to see the destruction: http://mmatycoon.com/fightcommentary.php?FTID=431435 Jaxon halo still feels hard done by. He still thinks you had razor blades in ur hands when they fought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 Jaxon halo still feels hard done by. He still thinks you had razor blades in ur hands when they fought. It's not Hokey's fault that your guy seemingly has a face made of paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potter09 Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 He ll be back stronger hopefully his face would of at least got to plastic lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 Major thanks for potter09 for sending multiple fights to main event for us. Also thanks a ton to tons of other people like Duxwig, Rayden, VisciousScotty, Firus, Jbomb and many more! (I may have forgotten some names, bear with me, I'm on my phone!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potter09 Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 Scott my name is shiv easier like that lol. No probs mate will main event all way though for no mOney if need be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 We should be okay after week 4 bro! Appreciate it! Also, only put your name as potter09 since there's one other Scott who helped! Last time I actually wrote his name instead of yours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potter09 Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 Lol no probs mate glad to help out. When ever need be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
byrk Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 so.. makuszynski finaly got his win... so he is not completly useless... and since he never got injurede, it means all his opponents are fucked up and are going to get their brains shaked rocked and trembled! edit: fuuuuuuuuck... after 3 round of beatdown after his first fight he was injured for 5 days... i look at him now and see what? never got touched in last fight, and got injured for 7 days.... fuuuck, i withdraw all my previous rambling, he will most likely get owned in his next fights Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadlyDirk Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 Quite honestly Brad Helix looks to me to be the only other fighter in the competition worth even worrying about, the rest of you are just bums that Mitch will have no problem quickly disposing of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j666 Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 Reporter: "Brad! You got a minute?" Helix:...*stops his shopping cart and looks around*..."Sure." Reporter: "So Brad, it's still early in the league but you have two wins already and unlike most of your peers, you have no injuries." Helix: "Yeah, I been pretty lucky so far." Reporter: "Lucky? You haven't even been hit yet. How are you going to deal with that first punch to the nose, though?" Helix: "Dude, c'mon...it's not like I've never been hit ever. I mean, I get hit in the gym all the time. I just haven't been hit in the competition. Sure, it's bit different, but not much. One hit to the face is just like all the others...it sucks."...*laughs*... Reporter: "True. Dirk Copeland seems to think that other than Mitch McDonald, you have a good shot to dominate this league." Helix: "Cool! Not sure what that means, though...but I'll take it as a compliment. I think this guy, ummm...Magnus Poulsen I think is his name? Yeah, that guy is pretty fuckin' badass. He seems pretty fuckin' durable too and if you ask me, durability is the key to this thing. Anyways, man. I gotta get going... my ice cream is gonna melt."...*shakes hands and walks to the checkout stand*... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadlyDirk Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 Walks to the checkout stand? My respect for you has dropped somewhat, Mitch is like a local celebrity, he gets free ice cream wherever he goes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j666 Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 i don't run some fancy camp. my guys start off with regular folk. very few of them hit clebrity status...i just don't allow it. they have time after their career to go be famous. i need them to win now so they can do that later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Face Kicker Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 yeah helix looks tough. curious to see what happens if/when he gets cut though, but other than that it looks like he has some very solid hiddens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexiZaitev Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 The Glass Chin of Kylar Stern overcame a 9 day injury and won a fight WHAT NOW BITCHES!@!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 2-0 so far: J James Jameson Iii (174981) Mitch McDonald (175143) Brad Helix (174955) Magnus Poulsen (174923) Brian Sackett (175181) Bill "Beat Master" Norris (174811) Franciszek Kupno (174861) "Full Metal Jawbreaker" Djoser Rei (175231) Herschel "The Flying Fatty" Perschbacher (175008) Parmalee Sackett (174950) Hokey Smeinen (174997) Brian "The Heat" Crawford (175415) Sir Albert "The Crown Prince" Chunnelsworth Iii (175405) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kronix Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 The Glass Chin of Kylar Stern overcame a 9 day injury and won a fight WHAT NOW BITCHES!@!!! Congratz Enjoy it while your can cuz bill has a special kick he's practised just for kylar it's called "kylar got kicked in the face" Face killer, Bill also wanted to relay a message to marley. He said something like this "Marley you fat fucker, next time dont try to gas yourself out walking into the ring. Lay down the doughnut and hit the treadmill every once in a while. That shit was embarrassing. Btw did you figure out which song it was that got played on your face???" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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