ITFL - International Team Fighting League

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Misfits chooses:

 

I.P. Daily vs. Artie Lange

 

Rage Blade vs. Karl Thomas

 

Working on the write-up now....I am going to PM Team Syndicates with the fighters confirmed so far to replace Dinooo's team

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ITFL Review – Week 5 Part 1

 

International Team Fighting League came to you live on March 12^th, 2013 from the Camden Conference Center for part 1 of a jam-packed weekend. This week will mark the half-way point in the tournament and it has been a great one to this point with several lead changes in both groups. Team Syndicate gave Team Reaper their first team loss last week and will look to continue the momentum as they took on Team Hells Balls. Team TFP Graphics was matched up against Team Aces of Spades as both these teams look to get back into playoff contention. Team Misfits look to stay ahead of the Syndicate who are on their heels but have a tough task this weekend when they face Team Reaper who are looking to rebound from their first team loss. Our marquee match-up of the week is Team Dinooo’s Donkeys vs. Team Kaiser in what should be a fantastic team battle. Let’s get to the action and see how this thing went down!

 

Biff Biffman (25-6-1) vs. I.P. Daily (8-9)

 

Biff Biffman makes his ITFL debut as a replacement for Deangelo J. Vickers and boy is he 1 scary opponent. Biffman has been declining in his old age and fighting mostly kick-boxing fights lately but the man has some of the most serious KO power ever seen with 24 of his 25 wins coming by way of knockout. Daily will have to look to use his superior striking in hopes to wear down his opponent and avoid the knockout power. Our first round got under-way and Daily landed a nice head kick at the beginning of the round and followed up with a nice counter right hand before moving the fight into the clinch position. The two fighters exchanged shots in the clinch for about a minute before Biffman decided to break and start trying to chop his opponent down with leg kicks. A really close round the cage-side announcer’s gave to Biffman. Our next round got underway and Biffman landed a couple strikes early in the round before a huge combination dropped Daily to the canvas. A big hook to the temple put Daily in even more trouble and after a few follow up hooks the ref was forced to step in and save Daily from anymore punishment.

 

Biffman def. Daily by 2^nd round TKO

 

Rage Blade (30-17-2) vs. Kauno Kaalikorva (29-17)

 

Our next fight is between two fighters coming in having lost their last few fights and were looking to get back in the win column. Rage Blade came out and was looking to land powerful shots early on in this fight and was finding some success. Kauno Kaalikorva was utilizing his kicks to try to set up his takedowns. After 3 minutes in the round Blade closed the distance and engaged the clinch, but ate a nice hook from Kauno which opened up a cut and it wasn’t long after that Blade separated back to striking at a distance. After a dominating round 1 for Rage Blade, we started the 2^nd round with an early takedown by Kaalikorva. Blade did a nice job avoiding damage and forced the referee to stand the fight up a little over a minute later. Rage Blade was getting the better of the striking exchanges the rest of the round, but did allow a counter takedown into side control by Kauno right before the end of the round. That wasn’t enough for the judge though as another round in the books for Rage Blade and we entered the final round with Kauno needing a finish. Most of the 3^rd round was spent going in and out of the clinch, but a big 3 punch combination had Kaalikorva in big trouble with 2 minutes left in the round. He managed to survive the round but couldn’t get the big finish he needed and there was no doubt who won this fight.

 

Blade def. Kaalikorva by 30-27 Unanimous Decision

 

Boy Bubby (13-4-1) vs. Dakota Royer (30-13)

 

Boy Bubby is a promising young fighter with very confident management. Dakota Royer is a former Ascension champion which is an organization that has had 1 of the deepest talent pools over the last couple years. There was a bit of trash talk going into this fight including 2 bets of $100,000.00 so everyone was anxious for this fight to get under-way. Our first round got underway and Royer was getting the better of the striking early in the round but after a couple shots landed for Bubby he ducked in for a nice takedown into guard. Boy Bubby couldn’t get anything going on the ground and it wasn’t long until the ref stepped in and stood the fight back up. Dakota Royer finished the round strong avoiding almost every shot Bubby through and managing to land with a couple of his own pulling off the close 10-9 round. Bubby came out landing his strikes early in the 2^nd round and managed to get a nice takedown into half-guard inside the first minute of the round. It wasn’t long until Boy advance to mount where he landed with a few nice strikes before a reversal by Royer saw him now on top of his opponent in guard. It was short lived however, as Bubby landed a beautiful sweep to full mount and proceeded to beat on his opponent for several minutes before finally cracking him with a big shot that forced Royer to cover up and the referee to step in and save him.

 

Bubby def. Royer by 2^nd round TKO

 

Pete Damato (21-16) vs. Sir Jecht (13-5)

 

Sir Jecht made is ITFL debut last week in a tough fight he was probably winning on the scorecards until a brutal head-kick changed the fight and resulted in a late stoppage win for his opponent. He looked to rebound this week taking Pete Damato who pulled off a shocking upset victory last week. The first round got under-way and Jecht looked for the takedown early in the round but Damato was able to keep it standing with a nice sprawl. Damato landed with a nice body kick and a couple head punches early in the round, one of which opened a nice cut up on his opponent. Sir Jecht was the more accurate striker over the course of the round but it was clear that Pete was swinging with bad intentions. He didn’t land enough of his strikes in the first round though, and it was Jecht who pulled out the close round. Both fighters came out landing early in round 2, but Jecht walked into a straight right hand that knocked him flat on his back and after a few follow up shots from mount it was Damato who pulled of the 2^nd straight upset win showing this old dog still has a few tricks.

 

Damato def. Jecht by 2^nd round TKO

 

Viktor Kafka (20-10-1) vs. Pete Wentz (25-16)

 

Up next was the first fight in the showdown between Team Kaiser and Team Dinooo’s Donkey’s when Viktor Kafka took on the very durable Pete Wentz. Both fighters came out early looking to dictate the pace in this fight, but it was Wentz who was starting to get the better of his opponent with brutal leg kicks. The two fighters seemed content to stand on the feet and trade shots, and despite the frustrated look on Kafka’s face he continued to try to push forward and score points. After five minutes and a hard fought round, it was Pete Wentz who was able to win the round. Our 2^nd round looked very similar to the first with both fighters seeming content to stand and trade shots on the feet, but it was clear that all the damage done by the leg kicks was starting to wear on Kafka as Wentz started to take the lead in this tango. The two went back and forth and after our 2^nd round came to an end it was clear who was in control in this fight, and Kafka would need to make something happen in the 3^rd to pull off the victory for his team. It just wasn’t meant to be for Viktor here tonight despite a valid effort he just couldn’t get enough going to ever put Wentz in trouble over the final 5 minutes and it was another round in the books and a convincing decision win.

 

Wentz def. Kafka by 30-27 Unanimous Decision

 

Dynamite Nixon (20-12) vs. Karl Denke (26-8-1)

 

The first fight on our main-card is another fight between Team TFP Graphics and the Aces of Spades as Dynamite Nixon makes his ITFL debut against the anchor for team TFP Karl Denke. Both fighters came out aggressive early in the fight but a missed leg kick by Nixon led to a takedown into side control by his opponent in the first minute of the round. It didn’t take long for Denke to advance to mount and start unleashing some brutal ground and pound on his opponent. Nixon managed to scramble back to half-guard and then quickly use that position to stand back up to his feet. Both fighters were finding success with their strikes over the next sixty seconds until Denke drove through with a takedown into side control. He was able to keep the fight on the ground for the rest of the round and easily secured round one. The 2^nd round got under-way and both fighters came out looking to stand and trade but Denke was managing to get the better of the striking exchanges now. A nice jab by Karl opened a cut on his opponent and a few minutes later a big head kick sent Dynamite Nixon crashing to the floor. Nixon attempted to scramble to his feet but Denke followed him to the mat into side control before advancing to mount and landing a big shot that ended the fight.

 

Denke def. Nixon by 2^nd round TKO

 

Karl Thomas (20-9) vs. Thomas Billington (26-13-2)

 

Up next is our 2^nd fight between Team Misfits and Team Reaper Combat-wear as Karl Denke takes on the durable Thomas Billington. Our first round got underway and Billington shot for a takedown to put the thought into Thomas’ head right away. He then landed with several head punches before Thomas rushed in and engaged the clinch. The two fighters didn’t stay there very long as Thomas almost immediately broke the position and went back to striking at a distance. After a few nice counter strikes by Thomas, Billington landed a nice 1-2 combination and then countered a missed leg kick with a double leg takedown into half-guard. Thomas Billington was able to keep the fight on the ground for a couple of minutes but eventually the ref stepped in and stood the fight up. The fighters traded strikes for the last minute of the round but it was a round that clearly belonged to Billington. In the 2^nd round Karl Thomas was able to keep the fight standing and really worked his opponent over with leg kicks and punches to his head over the course of the entire round to even the fight after two rounds. Billington came out and engaged the clinch early in the 3^rd round and eventually used it to pull guard and try to work his submission game off his back. Thomas realized this was a bad spot for him and stood up off of his opponent making Billington stand and strike with him. The fighters traded shots over the next minute before Billington landed a nice takedown into half-guard. Thomas got back to his feet with a minute left in the round and tried to close strong but this fight belong to Thomas Billington.

 

Billington def. Thomas by 29-28 Unanimous Decision

 

Sergiy Skylar (20-4) vs. Greco Roman (12-10)

 

In our next fight we saw two elite grapplers square off when Greco Roman took on the man with a name I’ve spelled wrong the entire tournament Sergiy Skylar in a fight that was sure to see a significant amount of time on the ground. Both fighters came out aggressive early in the fight and Skylar landed a beautiful 4-punch combination in the opening seconds of the round, before landing a nice takedown into guard. Roman was very active off his back with his submission attempts but Skylar did a nice job avoiding them, even using an escape to advance to side control at one point. Roman managed to get back to the half-guard briefly but Skylar wasn’t having it and slipped effortlessly into side control a 2^nd time where he worked some nice ground and pound. Roman again got back to the half-guard and tried to work his submission game but Skylar again avoided his attempts easily and finished the round on top in half-guard. The 2^nd round got underway and Sergiy Skylar closed the distance and engaged the clinch where he picked his opponent up and slammed him to the mat landing in half-guard right before the 1 minute mark of the round. Roman went threw up a nice omoplata attempt but Skylar avoided the submission using it to slip into side control where he unleashed a barrage of punches and finished the fight with a big elbow that really hurt his opponent.

 

Skylar def. Roman by 2^nd round TKO

 

Luka Beck (18-4-1) vs. Richard Lightfoot (20-8-1)

 

Our co-main event of the evening saw two fighters with 1 loss between them so far in the tournament as Luka Beck faced Richard Lightfoot. Our first round got under-way and Beck came out very aggressive in this fight trying to land with punches and kicks. Lightfoot managed to close the distance and engage the clinch just before the 2 minute mark of the round but Luka quickly separated from the position. Both fighters were landing over the next couple minutes in a really close fight, before Lightfoot again and engaged the clinch. Beck broke the position immediately this time, and these two went back and forth for the rest of the round, one which was given to Luka Beck by the cage-side announcer’s. Luka came out pretty aggressive in round 2 as well, but Lightfoot started to get the better of the striking in this round and it was looking like Luka Beck didn’t leave enough in the gas tank to finish this thing. After a tough 5 minutes of back and forth striking, Richard Lightfoot took a convincing round 2 and our fight was all tied up going into the final 5 minutes. Richard Lightfoot was getting the better of the striking exchanges early in round 3, and used that to close the distance and engage the clinch. Beck managed to land a takedown into half-guard but couldn’t do very much with the position and it wasn’t long until the referee stood the two fighters back up. Lightfoot looked to get the better of the striking for the rest of the round and in a close round 3, I scored the fight for Lightfoot. It was the judge’s opinion who mattered here though, and they scored this fight for Luka.

 

Beck def. Lightfoot by 29-28 Unanimous Decision

 

Katsuro Sato (20-9) vs. Dryden Mitchell (31-11-1)

 

Our main event of the evening is another fight in our marquee team match-up this week when Katsuro Sato represented Team Kaiser

to take on Dryden Mitchell of Dinooo’s Donkey’s. Dryden Mitchell came out the aggressor in the 1^st round and was very accurate with his strikes early. He was doing a really nice job at wearing down his opponent while keeping this fight on the feet. Mitchell found a lot of success early with his leg kicks and head punches and as the first round came to an end it was clear that Mitchell was up. The 2^nd round was essentially a carbon copy of the first round as Mitchell was getting the better of the striking exchanges and using that to help him keep the fight on the feet. Mitchell was able to keep the fight standing the entire round and that meant bad news for Sato on the judge’s scorecards as he’d need a finish in the 3^rd to get the win. Katsuro Sato gave a damn good effort in the 3^rd round, landing an early takedown right into side control. He kept Mitchell in constant trouble from a variety of positions on the ground, and despite keeping the fight there the entire 3^rd round he was not able to get the finish he needed as Mitchell averted danger and won the fight.

 

Mitchell def. Sato by 29-28 Unanimous Decision

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ITFL Review – Week 5 Part 2

 

Welcome back fight fans! The ITFL invaded the Wombley Arena in London, England for part 2 of its fight-filled weekend. Dinooo’s Donkey’s bring in a 2 to 1 lead over Team Kaiser from our part 1 of our weekend. In other team action, Reaper leads the Misfits 2 to 0, team TFP Graphics has a 2-1 lead over the Aces of Spades and lastly team Syndicate and Team Hells Balls come in tied at 1 fight apiece. Let’s take a look at how the action went down as these teams fight for the lead at the half-way point of our tournament.

 

Latka Gravas (23-13-1) vs. Garrick Ballantyne (21-17)

 

The night kicks off with two elite kick-boxers who have struggled thus far in the tournament when Latka Gravas faced off against Garrick Ballantyne in a fight that was sure to stay on the feet. Both fighters came out fairly aggressive in the minute of round 1, but Ballantyne decided to close the distance and engage the clinch. The two traded strikes back and forth in the clinch for the remainder of the 1^st round with Ballantyne getting the better of the position by landing nice elbows and punches in close. Garrick Ballantyne came out landing early in round 2, and it was clear the good work he did in the clinch helped wear down his opponent. Gravas was doing his best to stay in this fight but when the bell rang to end the 2^nd round it was evident that he’d need a finish to pull out the win for his team. Latka Gravas really came out trying to end this fight early in round 3, and after a succession of strikes in the first minute of the round it appeared as though he hurt Ballantyne. Gravas then used the oldest trick in the book by looking low before throwing a vicious head kick that ended the fight.

 

Gravas def. Ballantyne by 3^rd round KO

 

Levi James (4-7) vs. Dan Leighty (16-6-1)

 

Our next fight is a pure striker vs. grappler fight when elite level kick-boxer Dan Leighty took on BJJ brown belt Levi James. The fight got under-way and James did a very nice job getting this fight to the mat early on by landing a nice takedown into guard. Leighty did a nice job getting a reversal and the top position but after James started to work his submission game from his back, Leighty took the opportunity to push off and get back to his feet. Dan Leighty started to work his striking game over the next two minutes forcing James to shoot and land another takedown but into side-control this time. Leighty did a great job escaping the terrible position and got back to his feet but it was short-lived as James immediately put him on his ass again. Leighty quickly scrambled back to his feet and engaged the clinch position where the two stayed until the end of a very close first round that was given to James. In the 2^nd round, James had a difficult time landing his strikes and Leighty’s superior striking skills were really showing as he was able to keep the fight on the feet the entire round. One that he won quite handily, and we had an even fight going into the 3^rd round. Dan Leighty came out and engaged the clinch in the 1^st minute of round 3 and was able to keep the position there and work his opponent over with a great clinch game for the remainder of the round.

 

Leighty def. James by 29-28 Unanimous Decision

 

Dragon Slayer (8-3-1) vs. Artie Lange (16-10-1)

 

Our next fight is a battle amongst two alliance-mates in a fight for bragging rights and in Lange’s case, pride. Artie Lange seems to be everybody’s favorite punching bag in this tournament, a subject that is really starting to infuriate him and his management. The first round got under-way and Lange came out the aggressor trying to use his boxing skills to out-work his opponent. Slayer was doing a nice job trying to utilize his muay-thai game throwing mostly kicks in this fight. There was a brief exchange in the clinch during the first round, but most of the round was spent at a distance with the two fighters exchanging strikes in a very close round that was won by Artie Lange. Both fighters came out swinging again in round 2, and right at the minute mark of the round Dragon Slayer landed a nice right hand that sent Lange crashing to the mat. Slayer showed good patience waving Lange back to his feet and following up with a brutal head kick that ended the night of his fellow Cocksmen.

 

Slayer def. Lange by 2^nd round TKO

 

Jeremy Voda (12-7) vs. Ogmundur Girsurrson (11-5)

 

Jeremy Voda looks to bounce back from his first loss of the tournament when he takes on Ogmundur Girsurrson. Both these teams are looking to get back in the play-off hunt so one of them needs a really big week here, big fight for both teams. Ogmundur Girsurrson came out landing with strikes early in the round and forced his opponent to try to drag this fight to the ground, which he did successfully with a takedown to half-guard in the 1^st minute of the opening round. The two fighters spent the entire round going back and forth on the ground with Jeremy Voda definitely getting the better of the position. Voda came out doing better in the striking exchanges in round 2, but again secured a takedown in the opening minute of the round and was again able to keep the fight on the ground for the entirety of the round. We entered the 3^rd and final frame with Girsurrson needing a finish to win the fight but unfortunately it was not meant to be as he gave up another takedown very early in the final round and couldn’t get the fight back to standing at any point during the round. Voda once again shows his superior ground skills.

 

Voda def. Girsurrson by 30-27 Unanimous Decision

 

Edward Richtofen (7-1) vs. Dan Smith (18-7)

 

The last fight to round out our under-card is between two big power punchers when Edward Richtofen took on Dan Smith. The first round got under-way and Richtofen came out the aggressor mixing in a nice kick game with his punches. A nice upper-cut by Richtofen opened up a nice cut on his opponent, but Smith turned around landing an upper-cut of his own that also opened up a cut. Dan Smith closed the distance and engaged the clinch position around the 1 minute mark in the round, and the two fighters traded shots against the cage for over 3 minutes before Smith separated and went back to striking at a distance. A very entertaining round 1 that was awarded to Edward Richtofen and we entered the 2^nd with both corners trying to stop their fighter’s cut from bleeding. Edward was getting the better of the striking exchanges to start round 2, and around 90 seconds into the round landed a big head kick that rocked his opponent and then dropped him with a big left hand that finished Smith’s night.

 

Richtofen def. Smith by TKO round 1

 

Jax Teller (12-5) vs. Frank Esposito (33-13)

 

Team Misfits enter this fight down 3 to zero in the team scoring and desperately need a win to try to stop the bleeding this week. Frank Esposito is a grizzled veteran who has been in there with some of the best fighters in the world, and hoped to use big fight experience to move 1 step closer to a sweep. Our first round got under-way and Esposito came out dictating the pace of the fight trying to back his opponent up with his elite boxing game and mixing in brutal leg kicks. Frank attempted to get this fight into the clinch early in the round, but his opponent was having none of it and broke away from the cage. Frank closed the distance again and pushed the cage into the clinch with 2 minutes left in the round. He managed to keep the fight against the cage and worked his opponent over for the final two minutes to win a dominating round 1. Teller came out and landed a nice combination in the first minute of round 2 that opened up a nice cut on Esposito. The two fighters traded strikes back and forth for the entirety of the round with Esposito barely getting the nod. We entered the final 5 minutes of this fight with Teller needing to get the finish to pull of the win. He came out and closed the distance and engaged the clinch very early in the round. Teller would try to work his opponent over in the clinch for over 2 minutes before separating and striking at a distance. Jax Teller again landed another big combination that seemed to really hurt Esposito and this was his big chance to close the fight. Unfortunately Esposito showed great survival skills and made it to the end of the fight and pulled of a close decision victory.

 

Esposito def. Teller by 29-28 Unanimous Decision

 

Bam Boon 1 (12-10) vs. Tweedle Dee (24-5-1)

 

Tweedle Dee has looked like one of the serious contenders for the individual prize so far in the tournament. He looked to continue his impressive run so far with another win when he faced off against Team HB’s Bam Boon. Both fighters came out looking to land big shots early in the fight but Dee ducked down and landed a nice takedown into side control. A failed arm-bar attempt by Dee allowed Boon to escape and got on top in guard. The fight stayed on the ground the entire first round as the two fighters went back and forth but after the first 5 minutes the round was awarded to Dee. In the 2^nd round, Tweedle Dee came out looking to mix it up more on the feet now, and around 90 seconds into the round landed a nice right hand that rocked Boon 1. He followed that up with a nice 1-2 combination that knocked his opponent out cold.

 

Dee def. Boon 1 by 2^nd round KO

 

Stanley Burrell (14-5-2) vs. Geralt of Ravia (13-4)

 

In our marquee team match-up of the week Dinooo’s Donkey’s entered this fight with a 2-1 lead over Team B group leader Team Kaiser. Ravia would look to tie this thing up in hopes for a come from behind victory in this team competition. Burrell came out very aggressive in the first round and was practically landing at will, never really giving Geralt of Ravia a chance to react let alone a chance to throw back. After the first round came to an end it was a very dominating round for Stanley Burrell and Ravia would need to have a much better round 2. The 2^nd and 3^rd rounds looked very similar to the first round as Burrell came out very aggressive and practically landing at will. He never gave Ravia a chance at doing much in this fight and after 15 minutes of fighting we had a very clear and dominant decision.

 

Burrell def. Geralt by 30-27 Unanimous Decision

 

Jan Dudek (22-7-1) vs. Nick Fury (26-4)

 

In our co-main event of the evening Nick Fury looks to make it 5 fights and 5 finishes to keep his streak going as the individual point leader. Dudek really needed a win for his team here to keep them in the hunt for the playoffs in the team competition. Both fighters came out fairly aggressive but Fury closed the distance and engaged the clinch very early in the round. Fury proceeded to unleash a relentless clinch game over the next 4 minutes and a big knee to the head with seconds left in the round finished the night of his opponent.

 

Fury def. Dudek by 1^st round TKO

 

Dirk Diggler (22-7) vs. Dennis Wise (25-9)

 

Our main event of the evening is between Team Misfits as they try to avoid the sweep against Team Reaper Combat-wear when Dirk Diggler takes on Dennis Wise. The first round got under-way and Diggler came out looking to land bombs early in this fight and was eating counter shots for his trouble. Dennis Wise engaged the clinch but quickly broke from it in the 1^st minute of the round. Diggler and Wise traded punches and kicks for the rest of the round with Wise opening a cut on his opponent at one point, but it wasn’t enough for the judges who gave the round to Dirk Diggler. Wise came out getting the better of the striking exchanges early in round 2 before closing the distance and engaging the clinch position, one which he managed to keep for the rest of the round as he worked Diggler over against the cage. We entered the 3^rd and final round with an even fight and this one would come down to who wanted it more. Diggler came out and seemed to take the early lead in round 3 landing some pretty nasty leg and body kicks, but it was a pretty close round throughout. Wise finished strong over the last minute however to steal the close round from Diggler as well as the close fight.

 

Wise def. Diggler by 29-28 Unanimous Decision

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KAISER picks (sorry did not see first pick was made already, thanks Alexi)

 

Dudek vs. Boon

Roman vs Sato

[AlexiZaitev]

I do what I can

[Guest]

"I'm promising another KO finish in my fight against IP Daily. Fight fans know I come to bang and get the finish and that's what they can expect in this coming fight as well!"

 

Artie Lange

[JLP]

"I'm promising another KO finish in my fight against IP Daily. Fight fans know I come to bang and get the finish and that's what they can expect in this coming fight as well!"

 

Artie Lange

I'm so happy to see that Lange has regained consciousness.

[duphus]

"I'm promising another KO finish in my fight against IP Daily. Fight fans know I come to bang and get the finish and that's what they can expect in this coming fight as well!"

 

Artie Lange

I'm so happy to see that Lange has regained consciousness.

 

 

Dragon slayer had to go see a psychiatrist, cause he couldn't get the images of Lange flopping around on the ground out of his head. Slayer is glad to know he's doing better now

[DeadlyDirk]

I don't know if you guys are reading the same thing as me but it's pretty clear Artie Lange is still in a dream sequence, best wishes Artie, hope you get better soon.

[AlexiZaitev]

I don't know if you guys are reading the same thing as me but it's pretty clear Artie Lange is still in a dream sequence, best wishes Artie, hope you get better soon.

He hasn't recovered since Kafka delivered the leg kick of doom to him in their fight.

[Guest]

I'm so happy to see that Lange has regained consciousness.

Dragon slayer had to go see a psychiatrist, cause he couldn't get the images of Lange flopping around on the ground out of his head. Slayer is glad to know he's doing better now

I don't know if you guys are reading the same thing as me but it's pretty clear Artie Lange is still in a dream sequence, best wishes Artie, hope you get better soon.

He hasn't recovered since Kafka delivered the leg kick of doom to him in their fight.

 

Why has no one bothered to notice he didn't say WHO was getting KO'd? 23 of his 27 total fights have ended up with someone getting KO'd, and 8 of those times were him! Get off his ass you fookers he comes to fight and gives the fans what they want! Not like you pussy point fighting bitches out there. 209 WHAT?!?!

 

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Aces vs misfits (picked so far)

 

Smith vs Royer (A)

Thomas vs Blade (M)

Lange vs Daily (M)

 

Our two last picks

Voda vs Teller (A)

Nixon vs Diggler (A)

[CusDamato]

I'm lost as to where Hells (H) vs Kaiser (A) fight picks are up too

[AlexiZaitev]

Dudek vs. Boon

Roman vs Sato

 

KAISER's 2 picks

 

Kafka and Beck remain on team KAISER

[CusDamato]

HB picks Kafka vs Damato and we only have 4 fighters now Bank left so we don't have anyone to fight the last guy.

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Chuck putting in a guy to replace Bank's guy since he randomly quit the game again.

 

I don't have the link right now but that'll be who Beck fights I guess

 

I am almost done the write-up and we have 4 members to replace Dinooo's team still need 1 more and am working on it

 

EDIT: Fury is staying in for at least this 1 week to help us fill the card. Thanks LT.

[DeadlyDirk]

Just about sorted the replacement team now so we can continue this tournament and keep it going without the need to do byes etc, remember in the interest of fairness the new team is not eligible to win the team tournament.

 

New team replacing Dinooo's guys

 

The Expendables

Michel Rodalgo

Colin Hendry

Maximus Scott

Jarrod Batchelor

Nick Fury/Juan Sebastien Veron - Fury will continue to fight for this round as it's only a few days away and will then be replaced by Veron for the rest of the tournament, again this is just so we can help this thing to continue

 

Hope everyone is okay with this, it's about the best solution we have come up with other than having a lot of byes which would really hurt the events and therefore the prize money etc.

 

As for the next round picks so we can get rolling with fight offers etc

 

Sir Jecht vs Rodalgo (Syndicate Pick)

Dee vs Fury (Expandables Pick)

Gravas vs Hendry (Expendables Pick)

 

Over to you Team Syndicate for the final two picks

[Umberts]

Geralt opponent is?

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You figh Ballantyne GBS, pick made by Cus on PG 24

[Umberts]

I see. Thanks

[rjs2442]

Just about sorted the replacement team now so we can continue this tournament and keep it going without the need to do byes etc, remember in the interest of fairness the new team is not eligible to win the team tournament.

 

New team replacing Dinooo's guys

 

The Expendables

Michel Rodalgo

Colin Hendry

Maximus Scott

Jarrod Batchelor

Nick Fury/Juan Sebastien Veron - Fury will continue to fight for this round as it's only a few days away and will then be replaced by Veron for the rest of the tournament, again this is just so we can help this thing to continue

 

Hope everyone is okay with this, it's about the best solution we have come up with other than having a lot of byes which would really hurt the events and therefore the prize money etc.

 

As for the next round picks so we can get rolling with fight offers etc

 

Sir Jecht vs Rodalgo (Syndicate Pick)

Dee vs Fury (Expandables Pick)

Gravas vs Hendry (Expendables Pick)

 

Over to you Team Syndicate for the final two picks

 

Syndicates final 2 picks are as follows...

 

Skylar vs Batchelor

Leighty vs Scott

[Stu_Pidasol]

Quagmire Geeimsour or whatever you stupid farking name is.. You'll be able to tell your grandkids all about the day Bad Boy Bubby knocked you the fuck out.

 

NEXT!!

[DeadlyDirk]

Odds are now up for the next round over at Empire Betzone

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[JLP]

Hey everybody. Rather busy week for me, plus im getting a little burned out. So I hired a special guest correspondent for this rounds previews. Let me just give a little disclaimer before you read:

The views and opinions expressed in this article are those of the authors and do not necessarily reflect the official opinion or position of the ITFL. The ITFL loves everybody.

Reaper vs TFP

1.Dennis Wise vs Si Robertson Our first fight is "Cutty" Dennis Wise against Si “Veterinarian “Robertson. This fight will probably be the fastest on the card because both of the guys are finishers. Our first fighter is owned by Mexican manager Lee Paris who was the first Mexican man stepped on the American soil. He came here only with three beans in his pocked and that’s why widely is considered at this point Mexican immigrants are been other called a beaners. But my hat goes of to this guy he has grew a empire from his beans and at this point rumours say that he has maybe even more then six beans. On the other hand we have a fighter who has not that great a skill set because he is a former veterinarian who has been charged with rape of a dog and did 6 years in the prison but still till this day he claims that the dog lied about the rape. That’s why he hasn’t been training for some time and his skill compared to other fighters are pretty short so in this fight we are putting our money on Wise to win the fight in first round via TKO strikes.

2.Thomas Billington vs Biff Biffman Our next fight is Thomas "Retard Kid" Billington against "TheGayMan" Biff Biffman. This is a fight witch our promoters are keeping eye on. Billington has had previous issues with weight and he cuts from 215 to 185 and that is a lot. Some one even said that he weights more then our manager cotton81 and that says a lot because that guy is a size of the moon. On the other hand we have a guy Biff whose manager is the best at cutting weights. His formula before the fights is to have a gang bang in the gym and that shows a great results. Only thin he said to us you need to be patient and not finish during it so you don’t loose your TRT that’s why a lot of people these days have to use TRT because they have lost it during weight loose programmes. How eve in this fight we are putting our money on Billington to win it via unanimous decision and we pray that he loose that weight.

3.Boy Bubby vs Ogmundur Girsurrson Our next fight is between is between ’’boy’’ boy bobby against Ogmundur "Snorre" Girsurrson. This seems to be interesting fight because one of the managers of these fighters is actually gay from Australia. We will not tell you who it is you will most likely see in the fight because that fighter loves to show what his mentor is teaching him in the bed. In this fight we are putting our money on boy bobby on finishing it with TKO victory.

4.Edward Richtofen vs Dragon Slayer Our next fight is "The Butcher" Edward Richtofen against Dragon ‘’sex machine’’ Slayer. This is a fight form two prospects to claim their spot in the 185 division. Richtofen is a fighter from former number one manager in the game Luke who now is under then name Swang Dong. The manager had to turn inactive because of his failed dick increase operation. But now he is finally returned and to show that his dongs is not the smallest in the game any more even have put his name as Swang Dong. On the other hand we have a fighter named Slayer who has been decent in his last fights. His manager is one the most die hard Bas Rutten funs and at one of the UFC events he has even shake his dick. The rumours are that if Richtofen wins the fight then he has to shake Swang Dongs new dick and what would be more of a pleasure to show his new dong in live event. So in this fight we are putting or money on Richtofen to win the fights in 2 round via KO.

5.Karl Denke vs Frank Esposito And the last fight on our card is the main event between "The Cannibal" Karl Denke against "Gypsy" Frank Esposito. This will be the best fight in this year my friends. Our fighter Esposito is owned by Mexican manager who dick size seems to be the smallest on the planet earth that’s why his manager doest get much love from him. Of course you can blame all bad things that he has done like stealing, raping and murders on the fact that he was a poor gypsies but if you ask me its all because his father is Lee Paris who is a immigrant from Venezuela. On the other corner we have manager who is complete American and once even was the group dragon in the KKK. Some say that in the mid 50 he has killed more blacks then crack cocaine. This will be epic battle there will be more then 50 people security outside the game because organizations fear of the riot that can break out between these two groups. How ever in this fight we are putting our money on Esposito to win it with split decision and we can only hope that the riot will not spread after the fight or even before.

Aces vs Misfits

1.Dynamite Nixon vs Dirk Diggler Our next fight is Dynamite "Halliburton" Nixon against Dirk ‘’can’t stop’’ Diggler. Both fighters come in this fight with great record and skill base. Nixon is a lot more popular fighter in this fight because of his manager. His manager McDonnel Is former muscle man cup winner and is a icon for young gay people all over the world. On the other hand his if fighting guy who is from Sweden and well known for his Viking roots. Back in the days his grand parents where so called ‘’foot choppers’’ they would kill enemies and chop of the feet to get their boots. This mentality has been stayed with the guy because you can’t hind anything from him he has been sentenced twice of minor robberies of clothing. Once he even stole some ones under pants ant weights ins. But in this fight if the judges don’t rob him we are putting the money on him to win it via unanimous decision.

2.Jeremy Voda vs Jax Teller Our next fight is between Jeremy "The Icecream Man" Voda against Jax "Scarslutje" Teller. Our fighters Voda manager Ramirez once said ‘’you can’t build high enough fence for me to get over’’ so after all his victories Voda does something for his Mexican heritage and jumps over the fence of the octagon. This is very important fight for both of the guys. This will decide once and for all who is tougher because they have been talking trash to each other for years now. In this fight we are putting our money on Voda to win the fight with submission in round 3.

3.Dan Smith vs Dakota Royer Our next fight is "Thunder" Dan Smith against Dakota ‘’ YMCA’’ Royer. This seems to be the most one sided fight on the cards. Smith is coming of a good start in his career but at this point he has been finished more times then he has been finished in anus recently and that say something because he has been doing that a lot. His moral has dropped so much after those fights that at this point he even allows his girlfriend to play with his but hole. How even the other side he have a so proclaimed Macho Man who’s nick name ‘’YMCA” comes from late 70 when was a part of village people movement. His manager Virtouz actually told him before the fight that if he wins it he has a change not only to get a fight of the night bonuses but to get that other guy in the bed with him. That’s why we are putting our money in this fight on Royer to win this via unanimous decision and keeping our fighters crossed that after the fight he could actually get some one on one ass pounding.

4.Artie Lange vs I.P. Daily Our fight between Artie "Baby Gorilla" Lange against I.P. Daily will be an upset this time. Our fighter Lange once was a fighter who was worked up to the ranks but at some point his manager just stopped to train them when he found out that his wife who he as two kids with is a part time hooker. This news not only broke up the family but also the spirit of the heart of the young fighter and he has never been the same again. He if facing our underdog Daily who comes of a few looses but what could keep him back on the track that a win. So this fight we are calling a upset and putting our money on Daily to win it with second round TKO and who doesn’t know more about upsets then Chuck himself.

5. Rage Blade vs Karl Thomas Our fight card will start with fight between Karl "Sōhei" Thomas against "My Time" Rage Blade. Once a convicted felon and a heavy drug abuser Thomas who just broke up with his boyfriend from penitentiary who’s former manager is from Wales and is also as fat as whale is fighting former school drop out who has been hit so much in the face that even his eyes are not in the same place. In this fight we are putting our money on Thomas to win in second round via TKO just because time has show that Blades eye problems seems to be working very badly for him.

[JLP]

The views and opinions expressed in this article are those of the authors and do not necessarily reflect the official opinion or position of the ITFL. The ITFL loves everybody.

 

Hells Balls vs Kaiser

1.Jan Dudek vs Bam Boon I Our fights will start in 185 division as the same as will all other fighs on todays card and it is between Jan ‘’Chuj cj w dupe’’ Duken against Bam ‘’the cocdown’’ Boon. Don’t blink in this fight because both of these guys have been KO more times then Eveas children have seen their father. How ever we are putting our money on Jan ‘’Chuj cj w dupe’’ Duken to land a TKO.

2.Garrick Ballantyne vs Geralt Of Ravia Our next fight is Garrick "Zouga" Ballantyne against "The White Wolf" Geralt Of Ravia. This is fight to get back on track for Garrick. Garrick the same as his mentor Chris Karter was living with his mother and she paid for his training and nutritions but once she passed a way his life has gone down the road and even thought he is elite strikes he cant just get shit done. At this point even thought Karter is 35 he stills lives with his mother when Ballantyne has to start life all over again. On the other corner we have a fighter fighter name Ravia who is decent everywhere the same as Duphus' mother in bed. In this fight we are putting our money on Ballantyne to win the fight in second round via TKO it will be hard but time has gone and seems that he has been doing well.

3.Luka Beck vs Helio James Our next fight is "The Executioner" Luka Beck against Helio ‘’Hater’’ James. This is most likely our fight of the night there. These guys are very well rounded and have almost the same skill set so the fight will be interesting and non stop action. How eve there is a small problem in this fight for fighter James his manager has a brain damager and some times he just forgets to do things. Like the one time he told that he will unban one guy in the chat but it took like 5 months then he remembered it and still didn’t do it. Probably that’s why he forgets to shave and do exercises and is fat and ugly but like his wife said he is the only one in the town he licks here ass two times a day that’s why she married him and they now have a dog. In this fight we are putting our money on the Beck with unanimous decision just because it’s a time bomb you never know when Chuck will remember to do something so its better to go safe in this one.

4.Viktor Kafka vs Pete Damato Our next fight is against Viktor ‘’Gassed’’ Kafka against Pete "Hands full of cum" Damato. This is very interesting match up against two fighters who don’t give in their fights. Kafka is a fighter from Ukraine who has witnessed more then you can imagine in his life. He had very bad childhood his father and mother was eat up buy Russian solders in WW2 and a lot of people things that he anger and determination he is putting in octagon is coming straight from his childhood. How ever on the other corner we have a former wrestler whose manager is well know in the fight business. The fact why he is so popular is that he is 35 years old and still to this day is a virgin. A lot of people say that his fighters nick name ‘’Hands full of cum’’ comes from the times when he joined the gym and didn’t had any money and the only way to pay for the gym was to give a hand jobs to his manager. How ever in this fight we are putting or money on Kafka to win the fight in third round via TKO strikes.

5.Greco Roman vs Katsuro Sato Our next fight is between two wrestlers Greco Roman against "The Tokyo Molester" Katsuro Sato. The fight will be intresting because Sato haven’t been fighting for 6 years as you can see his nick name is ‘’Molester’’ witch he got when he raped his 12 year old son as (name of manager deleted) likes to call it ‘’some fun in family’’ so he will come out aggressive in this fight. That’s why we are putting our money in Sato to win this fight with unanimous decision.

 

The Replacements vs Syndicate

1.Sergiy Sklyar vs Jarrod Batchelor Our next fight is the co main event Sergiy ‘’girlfriend’’ Sklyar against Jarrod Batchelor. These fighters are the best finishers in the division so this fight probably will not be any longer then humors relationship with Dinoos mother and that says a lot because that was sweet and short. Both our fighters are from Europe and their countries had some future between them in WW2 and this brings us in to the grudge match between these two guys. How even Ukraine lost the WW2 but this fight will most likely go other way and the fighter form Ukraine will win that’s why we are putting our money on the Sklyar to win the fight in the first round via TKO strikes.

2.Dan Leighty vs Maximus Scott Our next fight is between "Cuntboy" Dan Leighty against Maximus ‘’Fish’’ Scott. This is our co main event. Scott one was ranked as high as second in the world but one he found out he is Latvian and had to go thought all the therapies he just haven’t been the same again and this fight seems to be very hard for him because he is facing elite boxing and MT fighter who has knockout power in both hands the guy could kill more Latvians with his bare hands then Germans gassed them in WW2. In this fight we are putting our money on the strike Leighty with KO in round 2.

3.Latka Gravas vs Colin Hendry Our next fight is between Latka "ver 2.0" Gravas against "Dick" Colin Hendry. Fun fuck you maybe didn’t know. Coling got his nick name ‘’Dick’’ because one between the round which he was loosing and could not get himself to focus on the fight he was actually dick slapped by his manager Dirk. After that he is doing that between every round because the first time he did it he actually won that fight after 10 second with spinning heel kick. But there the fun ends in this fight his manager Dirk will not be there because his retarded children got in some shuffle in the school that’s why we are putting our money on Gravas to win this fight with TKO in first round.

4.Sir Jecht vs Michel Rodalgo Our next fight is a classic match up with wrestler "The Onion Knight" Sir Jecht against grappler "The Spanish Gay Assassin" Michel Rodalgo. This will be or fast finish fights or decision victory because one of the fighters seems to finish fights fast how ever the other guy take the decisions. As a experience manager Dick Copeland will set sliders as he needs to take other guy down and win the fight so in this fight we are putting our money on Michel Rodalgo to win it with unanimous decision.

5.Tweedle Dee vs Nick Fury Our last fight on the card is the main event. It’s the fight between Tweedle Dee and Nick ‘’The Latvian’’ Fury. This will be or the shortest or the longest fight on our card. Our first fighter Dee is from UK and is the first wrestler there who has been successful in the USA. A lot of people says that’s because of his background in the gypsies removing business but others believe that is just coming from his father who was the first transsexual in the UK. Dee met his manager when he was only 15 years young and even at that point he was a huge start in UK and one of the best wrestlers there but with a little of a help from gym and gay club his skill sky rocketed and now he is fighting in the USA as the best wrestler from the UK. On the other corner we have a fighter who is a fast finisher and who doest like fights to go full 3 minute rounds because he has his lack of stamina in his previous fights. His nick name ‘’The Latvian’’ comes from his father who surrendered often in WW2 but this time he will probably need more gas than his father back in the days to win the fight. But put that all aside he has the best manager in the game and that’s why we are putting our money on him to win the fight in the first round via TKO stikes.