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First off, It's official @Cobra7your on Team Alfred as a replacement at Heavyweight for Maurice. Fight pick Selections Also, The Fight Pick selection for week 1 will be done within 48 hours of the Fighter Lock In date, which is set for November 20th. (11 Days from today) Gwad will select 1 BW fight and 1 SHW fight Picks for round 2 will go to the winning Team. If Team Gwad gets the sweep, he will select the following weeks matchups. Tie Breaker There are two fights, if one team wins one and the other wins the other, it will go to the closest finish/Closest Decision If both are finishes, the fastest finish will win. Decision factor If both fights end in a Unanimous Decision we will go to the scorecards, the most dominant will prevail. If both are the exact same on the scorecards example... Team Alfred wins by UD 30-27 while Team Gwad wins by the same, then Gwad will retain fight selection for next week. If Team Alfred wins by UD 30-27 and Team Gwad win by UD 29-28 Team Alfred will win the Selections for the following week. Etc... If there are two splits, or two Majority Decision or even more pathetic to Draws ,Gwad will retain the fight selection Unanimous/Majority/Split/Draw/Majority Draw/Split Draw order of Decision Totem Pole. (I could be missing something if so, feel free to correct me. This process will continue through Week 6. Any questions please ask here or Via PM, your choice. So WIN and WIN BIG!!!!

BREAKING NEWS: Suspicious Video Tape Emerges After Montreal Granite Quarry Explosion A few days ago, a giant explosion rocked the Montreal metro area resulting in earthquakes and a gigantic radioactive dust cloud that has hospitalized hundreds and kept thousands locked inside their homes. The explosion seemingly occurred at a granite quarry 2 hours away, and while authorities haven’t traced the origins of the blast, they did witness some shocking events shortly after. One SPVM officer gave a statement: “Oui, after le Explosion we see several horribles monstres climbing out of le Quarry. Zey were carrying a man in a -how you say- Hazmat Suit on a lawn chair. Ze lead monstre held a sign with ‘390k’ written on it.” Other sightings have reported that the group of grotesque humanoids are heading towards the Hard Knocks Arena in Suburban Montreal where local MMA syndicate Heartless Fighting Championship hosts horrifying events featuring fights capable of resulting in death. Strangely, one report suggested that the group’s faces were not “avatary enough.” While police investigations of the arena have been inconsequential, a mysterious package was left in our studio mailbox just this morning. Inside was a very dusty VHS tape, and we actually haven’t been able to play this until now because the station did not have a VCR at the time. Now, keep in mind the images in this recording could be seen as disturbing and viewer discretion is advised: The low quality footage crackles to life, showing the image of a man in a Hazmat suit with a blacked out face shield. His hands are clasped behind his back as he speaks. “Citizens of Montreal, I offer my condolences and my humble apologies for the tragic accident that has occurred at the Grayson Granite Quarry. I don’t expect many of you to understand the great work being achieved here, but know that your sacrifices will not be in vain. Ape PACE will bring about the demise of Team Gwad and victory in LOM 3 for The Quarry!” The video ends with the point of view suddenly dropping to floor level coupled with a loud crash as if the camera had hit the ground. You can hear the man in the Hazmat Suit shouting “No Donny! You’re supposed to turn the camera off when we’re finished!” before the feed cuts with a pop.

Republican translation: [has furious gay sex in truck stop bathroom] lol cope bruh

You seem very fixated on other men and their 'bitch asses'. Fortunately, the MMATycoon dot com forums are a judgement free zone.

I think it is more we created an amateur level of the game with ID orgs without it being official. I mean even back ten years ago now we had that sort of rookie of the year award with the U25 category (I think you actually won that one if I am not mistaken). That has kind of been replaced with giving the orgs some love other than fighters. I'd agree though that the U25 fighter of the year was kinda like the rookie of the year award and it was kinda cool at the time to see all the prospects throwing their hat into the ring and seeing where they ended up in a years time.

My wife doesn't go for people who use apostrophes incorrectly.

Well time to call in the reserve troops haha, pun being my fighters name is Android reserves. Anywho, I'm a fairly regular creation date tournament participant, best I think is finals or semi finals so just depends on if I remember to fiddle with sliders

WaCkY ToUrNaMenT 2 First Round (Wednesday 9th November 2022) Randy The Wacky One (Master Tessin) def. Puya Senteor (Not Skenoj) via TKO (strikes) in Round 2, 02:59 Wacky Tournament 2 kicked off with some unfortunate wolfpack on wolfpack action wherein The Wacky One Randy managed to turn the lights off for Puya Senteor after quite a shellacking. Guess Senteor won't be so self confident anymore. Johnny Junkjuggler (Cue Dini) def. Cuba Gooding (Blue Soyster Cult) via Majority Decision Two granite chinned wonders did do battle here but in the end barely a punch was thrown. Cuba Gooding and his manager Blue Soyster Cult probably kicking themselves that they didn't show the judges the money as Cue Dini and his boy Johnny Junkjuggler moved into the next round off the back of some daylight robbery. Don Henley (Dillo The Manager) def. Lemme Fugg (Cynic Chris) via TKO (strikes) in Round 1, 02:53 Panda traitor Dillo The Manager and his fighter Don Henley made quick work of one of the many Convicted autobots Cynic Chris and his solid chin bro Lemme Fugg. Henley wrapped up Fugg quickly and proceeded to batter him in the clinch. Akira Shiguru (Akira Shiguru) def. Khamzat Makhachev (Ben Hornby) via KO (Punch) in Round 2, 02:06 Another two granite chinned bestowed on these throw away fighters (thanks Mike) only this this time the jackpot for Akira Shiguru as he was found to have a very lethal high kick. His opponent Khamzat Makhachev dominated round one with some Khabib like ground and pound but Shiguru found his feet in round two and finished the fight decisively. Second Round (Fri 18th November 2022) Randy The Wacky One (Master Tessin) vs. Johnny Junkjuggler (Cue Dini) This wolfpack on wolfpack violence really needs to end but that's not going to happen just yet. Randy The Wacky One versus Johnny Junkjuggler. Two apparent strikers but only one with a chin of granite. Don Henley (Dillo The Manager) vs. Akira Shiguru (Akira Shiguru) Wolfpacker Akira Shiguru takes on Don Henley and it's fair to say the crowd will be firmly on the side of Shiguru. Henley, a known hater of Pandas looks to get cro-copped right out of the tournament.

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#52: Big City Auction will start at $100k with minimum increase of $25k and the winner gets all versions posted above. Auction will end 48 hours from the initial bid Winning bid of $400k to @Skrumbo.

Yeah, that's a fair point.

Democrat translation: I'll do nothing at all, what so ever, under any circumstances, but thanks for the vote

It's only Montreal. They're basically like the French!

GWad condemns this heinous terror attack by pro-Alfred militia. People of Montreal, the World; have no fear. GWad, champion of the people, defender of humanity, is fighting for YOU.

If I ever needed construction materials, I'd definitely go to Rush's Quarry. The man never runs out of Granite.

100k Sambo

You know, it's thanks to Mussolini and his regime's building of lots of ammunition bunkers that the Italian cheese making industry is now better than ever. It basically meant there were lots of extra 'caves' for people to cave-ripen/age cheeses in. An old practice that dates back, but now with extra facilities! So the next time you tuck into a nice Italian pecorino, a soft taleggio, or a number of other ones, it's probably thanks to facism. Also he apparently hated French food and subsequently I'm going to guess the French in general. Surely we can all agree on the latter?

If she didn't exist, KingOfConsent wouldn't either.

Tosen's Home for Lost Boys in Rio de Janeiro is considered one of the greatest gyms in MMA history. It's also considered an important hub for the South American drug and human trafficking trade. Despite joint efforts by INTERPOL and several national police organizations, though, it has somehow never been closed down. This is largely due to its owner, Mañuel Tosen. This bizarrely named Norwegian is a long-time core member of the infamous Convicted Inc crime syndicate, and has risen up as its leader in recent years. Tosen's ascension to the top of the crime world has left a trail of dead politicians, missing mob leaders and crying Thai men in its wake. As I'm escorted through the dimly lit gym area, walking past rows of sweating, grunting, interchangable goons hitting heavy bags, I remind myself that I'm not here to discuss Tosen's connections to organized crime. Instead, I've been sent all the way to Rio to cover a goddamn rookie MMA tournament. Being a junior journalist sucks sometimes. After being lead through a large metal door that'd look more at home in a Soviet bomb shelter than an MMA gym, I find myself face to face with Tosen. He is a large, blond man of indeterminable age. Despite having managed top level MMA fighters for well over 60 years, he still appears to be in his 30s. This has spawned rumors about everything from stem cells to PED abuse to Satanic blood orgies. Regardless, that's not why I'm here. I'm here to ask him about the LOM tournament. "So, mr. Tosen, I--" "Please, call me Manny. Everyone does." "Okay, well. Mr. To-- I mean Manny, thanks for having me." Tosen absent-mindedly waves his hand in the air, as if to tell me to get the pleasantries over with. "Ahem, anyways. You always seem to find yourself in creation tournaments lately, don't you? This one you didn't even sign up for, haha." Tosen glares at me. "Is this a fluff piece or something?" "No, sir, I'm just trying to--" "You're gonna ask me to talk to you about my childhood, is that it? Tell you how walking in the woods gave me my life back? Pose in front of a blow-up airplane with the text 'Ready for Take-off' grafted onto it, is that it?" "I'm just trying to ask you about LOM, sir." "Oh yeah. That. Alfred had some guy flake out at the last minute and asked me to fill in alongside my boy Chris. Fortunately, the extended Cheese family were visiting Charles Eric, so I pretty much had my pick of the litter." "So you're saying that you're just throwing some untrained schlub into the wood chipper? That hardly seems ethical." "Listen, dipshit. One month of training with me is worth more than a lifetime of training with those sacks of shit on Team Gwad." "Hold on, Manny. Gwad is a very acco--" "He's literally a monkey with a typewriter. He only managed to produce a top fighter due to the sheer power of persistence. Throw enough shit at the wall and all that." "Doesn't he have a winning record against you?" "What did you say?" "Uh, nothing sir." "That's what I thought. And one more thing: There's been some young upstart chatting all sorts of shit in the lead-up to LOM. King of Consent I think he's called. That's the name of a rapist if I've ever heard one." "Speaking of libel and slander, give us your thoughts about the allegations about Alfred Winterbottom being a literal, goose-stepping Nazi." "I'm thinking I've had enough of your lip. Mr. Schaubi, take him outside and drown him please." A large, grotesque creature lurches out of the shadows and towards me. He's holding a glass of something that smells like terpentine in one hand, and is furiously rubbing his legs and crotch with the other. He mumbles something incomprehensible to me, but I can only make out that he seems to be calling me 'b'. The beast grabs me by the arm and starts dragging me out of the gym. He's very strong. Desperately, I start flailing my limbs. One of my fingers gently graze his chin, and he crumples into an unconscious heap. Equal parts perplexed and filled with adrenaline, I disappear into the night.

#51: Ukranian Sambo Auction will start at $50k with minimum increase of $25k and the winner gets all versions posted above. Auction will end 48 hours from the initial bid Winning bid of $125k to @Gator001.