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Nati Pisswater



"Fucking hell, it's going to be like that in the Tycoon Times, is it Sosa? You got your little manager there, Chris Karter, running around putting together little story-time articles eh? Well, I'm glad your boy has such a good imagination...you'll need it to try to come up with some way that you're going to retain that belt! I'm coming to stomp a mudhole in your ass, and it doesn't matter how many stories you make up after the fact to justify why and how it happened!"


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HFC 44 - Dos Anjos vs Bizi



Ademaro "A.D.A" Dos Anjos (12-1)


C H A M P I O N

Exceptional Boxing and Muay Thai

Remarkable Wrestling

Black Belt BJJ

Wing Chun Discipline

182 CM

180 lbs

23 Years Old


Feaqeuin "Bizi" Bizihwaeile (13-5)


# 1 C O N T E N D E R

Exceptional Boxing and Wrestling

Superb Muay Thai

Purple Belt BJJ

Furry

198 CM

179.6 lbs

23 Years Old


HFC 44 is highlighted by a title fight for the HFC Middleweight Championship of the World!


ADA, HFC's undisputed Middleweight champion comes into this fight to defend his belt for the 3rd time after initially winning the strap from Chip Nickel. ADA has been putting in work in the gym and it's showing in the cage as he's starting to look like the cream of the crop and while the Middleweights all line up to take a crack at him, to date, nobody has been able to take ADA out. Siting at 7-0 in the HFC, ADA is one of our most dominant champions not only on our current roster, but in HFC history. ADA is a very well rounded fighter who's bread and butter is his BJJ, and this is most likely where he'll try to take the fight with Bizi as it's his greatest advantage.


Bizi is no stranger to win streaks, championships, or disappointments. After a rocky start to his career, Bizi managed to go on a 7 fight win streak, earning the SMASH (pre HFC) championship belt along the way. After a loss to Bobby Minnagh in his final SMASH appearance, Bizi moved on from manager Clubber Winger to Bjorn O'Donnel. Since joining up with O'Donnel, Bizi has earned himself a title shot that he lost to Aaron Wolf (prior to Wolf's ducking, dodging, and hiding from elite competition), followed by another disappointing loss to Vernon Wells. After working out some kinks in the gym and adapting to Bjorns approach, Bizi has since popped off 4 strait wins, and even avenging his loss to Vernon Wells. He now finds himself with another shot at the gold, one of the biggest fights of his career, and against one of, if not the greatest fighter he's ever stepped into the cage with. I mean, my money is on ADA over Wolf if they ever fought, but that's just me.


This fight has the makings of a war, Bizi will look to put ADA to sleep, but ADA won't be taken easily. He's got so many tools at his disposal, it's going to be a tall challenge for Bizi to find a way to take this fight. But never count out a striker, all it takes is one good pop! This fight could go either way, but the champ is a heavy favorite and I'll have to give my nod to the champ to defend here.


Prediction: ADA wins via Decision (Unanimous)
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Sabotage Rex "The Pussy Melter"

I've seen lots of casters and MMA influencers talking about how my opponents have granite chin. They must be smoking that granite crack. Where them chin at?

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Dos Anjos working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Bizihwaeile doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Oh but Dos Anjos is tightening it up a little... Bizihwaeile has to be careful here... He's got his foot tucked under now, this looks tight! Bizihwaeile reacted too slowly and this one could be over in a matter of seconds! YES! Bizihwaeile taps out! Nice BJJ there by Dos Anjos!

 

 

 

Bjorn, you really need to explain what's going on over at The Grind... why is he comfortable with a face full of Brazilian genitals?

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Feaqeuin "Bizi" Bizihwaeile

I was very aware how the odds were for this fight, but was game to give it a shot. Turns out that I had a better chance than expected and should have went with another strategy. Aah well, I will work my way back, round my game and beat ADA in a rematch in a few years.

Congrats to ADA for the win.

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Olli Lindholm

5-2-0

199cm

266lbs

I'm young, tall and handsome.

Ok, perhaps the handsome part is a lie, but the rest is 100% legit.
My Hardcore debut is coming up soon and I feel eager to try and prove myself as a prospect.
This isn't the easiest of orgs by any means to prove yourself, but I feel that this is the place where I belong.

Tune in next weekend and find out if you should jump on the hype train or let it drive by.

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Pussy Melter

Got news from my manager that HFC offered me a fight but Duck Dodger ducked and dodged again. Something about "Fighting is hard and I want a month to do butt stuff".
How he thinks he looks like:

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How he really is:

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and as usual, STAY HARDCOCK #hfc #PussyMelter

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I remember that, and I think we can make that happen. But, speaking of the 135, I have a little announcement for that division.

 

Starting this weekend, we are going to start sending contracts to all 135lb fighters to move up to the 145 division. We will let you know in short order if the minimum walking weight will be 135 or 140lbs. Prior to sending those contract offers, you the minimum weight will be made public.

 

This will be a slow transition, so we will still have a few fights going at 135, but eventually all fighters will merge over and the 135 and 145 champs will put their titles on the line to unify the belt for the division.

 

We are considering opening the 135 division up as an unrestricted division. If fighters wish to stay at 135 and compete in an open ID division, we may visit that as an option. Once all of these things are set in stone, we will send out an org wide email with the details and start sending contracts.

 

This move is made to help ensure quality competition in each of our divisions. We are running low on fighters in the 135, and it is becoming difficult to consistently give these fighters good, competitive fight offers due to the lack of fighters in the division. Merging the two divisions will make the 145 division a strong and well diverse division that will ensure competitive fights for the foreseeable future.

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Marcello "Hurricane" Sosa (11-1-1) vs Nati "Bo" Pisswater (6-2-0)

 

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Marcello Sosa was running 10 miles this morning while drinking his favorite cocaine flavored coconut water. He finished his morning jog with 1000 knuckle push ups and a chimichanga burrito. After absorbing his post-workout meal he flushes out montezuma's revenge with twenty consecutive five minute rounds. Sosa's boxing coach Orlando Diggs was ecstatic with his protégée.

 

"Minus the battleshits, he's zoomed in. Shorts might be a little Brownsville, but the camo blends it in. This is vintage Hurricane coming into the arena today." Diggs could hardly contain his excitement. "And no, my man doesn't drink his own piss. He's Colombian, not Brazilian."

 

Muay Thai coach Qing Kong tried to speak to us in an unknown dialect of confusing syllables, but instead he just showed us on a heavy bag. He exploded with kick and kick, knee after knee, elbow after elbow, until the bag was carved into 100 pieces.

 

"Eight points of contact." he said with a guilty smile. "Chop down."

 

Sosa enters the arena as a 13/1 favorite over the relatively unknown featherweight opponent, and Pisswater's team has cast their doubt beforehand, not helping oddsmakers.

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Marcello "Hurricane" Sosa (11-1-1) vs Nati "Bo" Pisswater (6-2-0)

 

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Marcello Sosa was running 10 miles this morning while drinking his favorite cocaine flavored coconut water. He finished his morning jog with 1000 knuckle push ups and a chimichanga burrito. After absorbing his post-workout meal he flushes out montezuma's revenge with twenty consecutive five minute rounds. Sosa's boxing coach Orlando Diggs was ecstatic with his protégée.

 

"Minus the battleshits, he's zoomed in. Shorts might be a little Brownsville, but the camo blends it in. This is vintage Hurricane coming into the arena today." Diggs could hardly contain his excitement. "And no, my man doesn't drink his own piss. He's Colombian, not Brazilian."

 

Muay Thai coach Qing Kong tried to speak to us in an unknown dialect of confusing syllables, but instead he just showed us on a heavy bag. He exploded with kick and kick, knee after knee, elbow after elbow, until the bag was carved into 100 pieces.

 

"Eight points of contact." he said with a guilty smile. "Chop down."

 

Sosa enters the arena as a 13/1 favorite over the relatively unknown featherweight opponent, and Pisswater's team has cast their doubt beforehand, not helping oddsmakers.

 

 

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Nati Pisswater

"Hey, good news for the fans...it's Halloween and the time has come for Sosa's nightmare to begin! I hope he's been spending lots of quality one on one time with that belt, reminiscing about the good ole days with it. Because come tomorrow he's going to wake up and realize this wasn't all just a bad dream and his days as a paper champion are over! Don't worry, that belt and I will become great friends, I'll keep it good company. Sosa should savor his last few hours with it!"

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Nati Pisswater

"Hey, good news for the fans...it's Halloween and the time has come for Sosa's nightmare to begin! I hope he's been spending lots of quality one on one time with that belt, reminiscing about the good ole days with it. Because come tomorrow he's going to wake up and realize this wasn't all just a bad dream and his days as a paper champion are over! Don't worry, that belt and I will become great friends, I'll keep it good company. Sosa should savor his last few hours with it!"

 

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Nati throws the cheesiest fiesta potatoes so I had to wear the belt while I worked some extra cardio with his Madre. After a few rounds she called me an Aztec warrior, and I say 'no baby, it's just Hurricane Sosa'.

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HFC 45 - All Hallow's Bash


Event Preview


Welcome HARDCORE faithful to our first ever HARDCORE All Hallow's Bash! In our 103rd event in HFC history, we bring you the first of what we hope will be many Halloween events. Tonight, we kick off this new spooky tradition with not one, but two title fights to headline this thing! We're pushing the clock to get this done in time, so lets not delay and jump right into the action!


Main Card:


Boris Krylov vs Demir Kocak


Our first title fight puts current champ Krylov defending his belt from Kocak, the former champ who Krylov won his belt from in the first place. Tonight is a chance for Krylov to silence any doubters and solidify his claim to the gold for good. Coming off a champ vs champ fight with Wanker, Krylov will be looking to bounce back and show the world that his original victory over Kocak was no fluke.


Kocak lost his belt back at HFC 29 to Krylov, but hasn't lost since. He's pulled out back to back decisions against Camoran and Ferreria and has now earned himself a rematch with the champ. Turning some heads with his defeat of Ferreria, Kocak will be looking to carry this momentum into the cage and earn his gold back.


Prediction: Krylov wins via KO round 2.


Marcello Sosa vs Nati Pisswater


Sosa is the champ, and his entourage will make damned sure you know it. With a freshly inked deal making him one of the highest paid fighters in HFC, Sosa will be looking to make quick work of Nati Pisswater to defend his belt yet again, and prove that he's worth every penny of that shiny new contract. On a 7 fight win streak, Sosa looks to ride the momentum to number 8. From the banter going back and forth, Sosa is looking forward to this fight just as much, if not more, than we are!


Nati comes into the fight a hard underdog, but that hasn't stopped him from stepping up and throwing down the gauntlet. Looking to knock Sosa off his perch, Nati will come into the cage and leave it all out there. This is a war, and you can bet your ass Nati will give Sosa everything he's got. somebody is going to sleep, or if left to the judges, both fighters may end up in the hospital when this one is all over.


Prediction: Gotta go with the champ and his streak to win via decision, but it's going to be a close fight and don't count Nati out, he's got a shot.


Chip Nickel vs Baruto Tonissaar


It seems like forever ago that Chip Nickel was the champ, and yet, he has only had one fight since he lost the belt to Dos Anjos. But lets not forget that he is a former champ, and losing to ADA is something that just about everyone who's faced ADA has done. Tonight, he goes up against the smooth talking, quick striking Tonissaar. This fight has contender implications on the line and one of these guys will be looking at a title shot in the near future.


These two fighters match up very well, but Tonissaar has a slight edge in training, but we all know in the MMA Tycoon world, a slide edge in training doesn't amount to much. We're going to see who has what it takes deep down inside to pull this off and throw their name in the hat as a legit title contender.


Prediction: This is very tough, possibly a draw or split decision. I have to go with the fighter who's worn the hardware in the past, so Nickel wins via TKO (Strikes) in round 3.


Chief Red Eagle vs Bane Darwin


Chief Red Eagle, what else can we say about him? The man was a beast on the island, top rated fighter coming off the island two seasons ago. Two time champ with two different orgs, but has stumbled a bit in his last few fights. He can throw down with anyone, but the young guys have caught up and there are no more easy fights for the Chief. He's lost his last 3 in a row, and both of his fights under manager Cherokee Nation. I can promise you that Nation is not ok with that performance and will be demanding a win tonight. If he loses, I have a funny feeling that we see Red Eagle on the FA list. Hell, if he wins that's still a possibility.


Next man up to take on the one time legend is "Big Rig" Bane Darwin who is 2-1 since joining the HFC. He's won his last two, both against Hippobody, and will be looking to get a boost to his hype and popularity by getting a big win over a big Chief. Darwin has the edge on the ground, slightly, and even though he is not quite as good of a boxer as Chief, Darwin is a more versatile striker with a good blend of MT mixed in with His boxing. Neither of these guys are grapplers, so this should be a fun fight between two strikers. I'll be hoping for some blood!


Prediction: Another really close fight.. I have a gut feeling that Darwin retires Chief in this fight, but I just can't see Chief losing a 4th strait fight. So I'll go with Chief to win via KO in round 2.


Undercard:


Don Piano vs Juju Baraka


Prediction: Baraka wins via Decision


Harry Olsen vs Leon Lentz


Prediction: Lentz wins via TKO (Strikes) round 1


Mr Large vs Matthaus Gold


Prediction: Large wins via TKO (Strikes) round 1.


Yago Nascimento vs Kirill Semenov


Prediction: Nascimento wins via Decision.


Haki Hugbergsson vs Li Qiang


Prediction: Tough one, both fighters are struggling, both managers are inexperienced.. I want to call this one a draw just to avoid the pick.. lol I'll pick.. Qiang to win via Decision.


Olli Lindholm vs Tuomas Jukola


This is going to be an exciting match! Lindholm has never fought in the HFC before, but he's no slouch in the cage! Under new management with Bjorn O'Donnel, he'll be looking to establish himself as a threat. I know this because O'Donnel has been talking him up on the forums! Jukola is on a 2 fight losing streak and hoping to bounce back... but....


Prediction: Lindholm wins via TKO (Strikes)

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