Rambo Posted May 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 Uh-huh. I'm in. I just suck at reading apparently. I need you to fluff the crowd up for me hype man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted May 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 HAHAHA Karter your team deserted you early in the game. Still waiting for you to get your shit together and propose a list of 5 fighters. I'll figure out "my team" after that. Because until we know what IDs, rules, restrictions, regulations, urine test, blood test, and requirements we have to meet, we don't even know who is eligible to participate in this thing yet. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannetosen Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 Still waiting for our friend Camara. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwad12345 Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 Still waiting for our friend Camara. Well fluffed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannetosen Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 Well fluffed! I come from a proud family of fluffers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 I come from a proud family of fluffers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted May 7, 2020 Report Share Posted May 7, 2020 Still waiting for our friend Camara. Alright. I`m not gonna lie, one of the main reasons I would rather your friends and my friends be allowed to participate is because both our camps are in some serious transitioning period. It would also be ridiculous fun which is the #1 requirement from my powerful backers. But enough BLA BLA BLA , let`s begin and see how difficult, or not, this process will be. TUF Season 2: The Golden Shower Chronicles Rules: 5 fights total, Team Camara vs Team Karter Bet: 5 Million Tycoon Dollars (each team), to be escrowed to Mentor for safekeeping. Total Prize: 10 Million Tycoon Dollars Location: TBD (I will handle this one no worries) Date: I think early or mid June should be pretty safe. In case of a draw nobody wins and we do another challenge for 10M each with 7 fights and more buddies. Mister Karter, are you good with these rules? I have seen you golden shower everyone along the years and it`s time to force feed you your fucking medicine, if you want to spice it up all fighters must enter a certain message in their losing speech. I don`t piss on people and I`m too young for bladder issues, I will let you and that Freako Wimp come up with the text, all fighters will use that as losing text. It will be the signature of The Golden Shower Chronicles. For the record you guys are disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted May 7, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2020 I'm not sending shit to mentor (waste of time) but yeah, send your 5 fighters with all the rules and regulations and height requirements and weight requirements and clothing requirement that must be met and we'll see if we can work it out. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannetosen Posted May 7, 2020 Report Share Posted May 7, 2020 I recently bought five pallets of Mentor's world famous dick cream and bathed in it. My penis still looks like a sad, lonely anteater. Don't give Mentor your money, guys. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted May 7, 2020 Report Share Posted May 7, 2020 Ok Ok no more penis cream talk. Look at the end of the day it`s really not my money, you fuck with this money Karter yu gonna deal with the CONSEQUENCES. I seriously can`t believe I have to win my 5M a second time, I swear this is beyond ridic but here we go ! The first fight is a pretty no brainer: vs http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15140720024006.jpg http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/belt/20190823031958Webp.net-resizeimage%20(9).jpg For the unification of the belts ! Only at FART...no wait we do it at HFC that way if , BIG IF, you beat me we put all this 350k business in order. This one seems like a real no brainer but you clowns have surprised me in the past so discuss and there is our 1st fight. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted May 7, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2020 Ok Ok no more penis cream talk. Look at the end of the day it`s really not my money, you fuck with this money Karter yu gonna deal with the CONSEQUENCES. I seriously can`t believe I have to win my 5M a second time, I swear this is beyond ridic but here we go ! The first fight is a pretty no brainer: vs http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15140720024006.jpg http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/belt/20190823031958Webp.net-resizeimage%20(9).jpg For the unification of the belts ! Only at FART...no wait we do it at HFC that way if , BIG IF, you beat me we put all this 350k business in order. This one seems like a real no brainer but you clowns have surprised me in the past so discuss and there is our 1st fight. 1st fight locked. This would be easier to present the fighters from your side, and I'll come back with my team. If there's matchups you don't like, or matchups you prefer, we communicate, negotiate, move forward. Wolf is a no brainer. Would of ended up with Kahn proposed if you put him on the table. Forum poll dictates that 5 mil you think you're owed btw (unrelated to the new 5vs5 bet on the table). If you had majority voting yes, there would be 5 mil in your account already. This was a trial, people have spoken. Don't be a confusing fucker this time when locking in a quote and confirming a bet. Pretty simple. I bet 5 mil, you bet 5 mil, same page? Okay. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted May 7, 2020 Report Share Posted May 7, 2020 I supposed I am called back once again to save another entire 10k bracket Ok then The saviour of 350k cometh ! 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Rambo Posted May 7, 2020 Author Popular Post Report Share Posted May 7, 2020 Just because I'm a good sport. Not the original, but whatever. good enough. So if I didn't fuck this up uploading it... http://youtu.be/EC7Xr1afJnM Miss Miracle's callin' me, stalkin' me I swear that she follow me Wearin' wigs like it's holloween Hoe don't be so obvious Not my fault you are obsolete She say Daddy make time for me Her p*$$y my property Camara's not f*ckin' her properly This hoe confide in me Now she beggin' for privacy and if I speak honestly I'll be hittin' it probably "I'll be thinkin' about Valentina's Ass though." She addicted to sodomy and jumpin' on top of me In a better economy I'd put on her salary I'm drillin' her cavities These babies casualties I'm paintin' a canvas She swallowed my master piece Now it's back to the factory She beggin' Karter come back to me But I'm makin' her wait for it It's apart of my strategy I'm into anatomy She's into astrology I put her head in the stars When I examine her body I heard she got deleted don't tell no body I'm really not tryin' to hurt nobody I'm a real ass ninja, I roll in silence Finger on the trigger, addicted to violence 10 toes down I'm dumpin' at sirens If you aint on my level you apart of the problem I can't slow down, I ain't worried bout karma I made a deal with the devil and I'm plannin' to rob em I'm on another level, I haven't forgotten When Blake sets sliders, he swings from the bottom Where did Camara go? I think we that lost em His mouth is too stuffed with Grumpy's sausage Retired war vet but what has it got em? Groomin' kids on the net to come out the closet Camara's a target, and Grumpy's a Cosby LOD's been a lobby, for dumb and retarded War on everybody, I'm just gettin' started if you aint in Convicted, your name's on a coffin Bow to the King I ain't give you an option Drag your ass to the ring with your hand in my pocket When I walk to the cage Camara holds out the carpet So watch what you say when you're makin' a topic Send Mannetosen to your mom's apartment Deep throat that woman til she's covered in vomit This is payback for you makin' those comments I might catch a case, but I beat all my charges I'm in the Hall of Fame like Emmitt and Irvin I'm ballin' in the paint like Larry and Jordan Stepdads gotta take care of my children Someone's gotta do it when I abandon the building 22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJMitchell Posted May 7, 2020 Report Share Posted May 7, 2020 Caught this the other day and enjoyed it a lot Well done on posting it as well. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted May 7, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2020 Caught this the other day and enjoyed it a lot Well done on posting it as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted May 7, 2020 Report Share Posted May 7, 2020 Not going to act as if I know much about rap, but that seems like a damn good effort to me! The ball is in Camara's camp now (for both the rap and posting his fighters on here). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callmepoppa1 Posted May 7, 2020 Report Share Posted May 7, 2020 Good effort, Karter. You've got balls for posting that's for sure. As a musician though, I gotta say a metronome goes a long way lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney Posted May 7, 2020 Report Share Posted May 7, 2020 Good effort, Karter. You've got balls for posting that's for sure. As a musician though, I gotta say a metronome goes a long way lol Its not like rap is music anyway But yeah, practicing without a metronome is the biggest/most common mistake ever 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwad12345 Posted May 7, 2020 Report Share Posted May 7, 2020 Gotta give props for that rap 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callmepoppa1 Posted May 7, 2020 Report Share Posted May 7, 2020 Its not like rap is music anyway But yeah, practicing without a metronome is the biggest/most common mistake ever In my opinion if it's polytonal and fits into SOME kind of time structure, I'd call it music. Good/bad is another story but opinions are like assholes, am I right 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xyel Posted May 7, 2020 Report Share Posted May 7, 2020 On a random observer's side note, this is epic-tier entertainment. Can't wait for the fights 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted May 7, 2020 Report Share Posted May 7, 2020 Considering we were chatting until very late last night that`s very impressive Karter. As always though, you are pissing off the wrong people and my Inbox has IMPLODED and all my POWERFUL friends want a piece of Conflicted now. also YES gaining momentum w 4 votes now. Anyways, on to our 2nd bout: https://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilemanager.php?FID=330872 Yes, the POTUS himself ! He challenges your 330k warrior: http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/40/40w30.jpg http://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilepublic.php?FID=332331 I suggest Trump gains a few lbs and Kermit sheds a few and we meet at 205? What do you think? Similar ID, both well trained? Let me know. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stpierrecanada Posted May 7, 2020 Report Share Posted May 7, 2020 Again Camara trying to make favourable matchups for himself lmfao what an low ball attempt. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney Posted May 7, 2020 Report Share Posted May 7, 2020 Again Camara trying to make favourable matchups for himself lmfao what an low ball attempt. Did you ever see his fights at FARTMMA? Take a look. Seriously 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted May 7, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2020 Kermit is on his way down to 205 already. Might take a while. He might be a slow learner but he would still knock the toupee off of Donald. If not Kermit, somebody else from Convicted might have LHW at 330k. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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